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i-am-oshawott · 2 years

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Who’s gonna tell PMSeymour that Grian and Mumbo are real people and not just made up Blorbo names?

#late night tumblr posts

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fionacle · 10 months

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@3ntity56 @ithinkimightbeagoose

BABES

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WE HAVE MADE IT

#ferrenpost #pm seymour #youtube #Late night tumblr posts #I’m so fucking happy #Youtube #Happy birthday en <3 #favs

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quality-street-rat · 2 years

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I’ve forgotten what it feels like to breathe through both nostrils. God is dead and never loved us. The only constant in this life is suffering. My head hurts, my insomnia is acting up, good people die every day from the common cold, I’m so alone, the sun itself must surely hate me for this night is endless indeed. My chapped lips consume my awareness and my poor tummy is rumbling. It’s half past five in the morning and only roosters and psychopaths are willingly awake at this hour. I crave the simple release of death, never to have a stuffy nose again. The world is cold and empty of love.

...My stupid cat won’t cuddle me. >:(

#zip it matt #shitpost #is this...the man cold I've heard so much about?#satire #joke post #late night tumblr posts

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coffepoweredwriter · 1 year

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Physically, I am here. Mentally, I am an old shaman who throws handfuls of mysterious dust at a lit campfire to make the flames go wild and maybe colorful for a brief moment and amuse the rest of the tribe as I speak of the dangers of the spiritual world.

#Shower Thoughts #shitpost #late night tumblr #late night tumblr posts #the primal urge to feed magic powder to a flame and watch as the fire gods make it greater for a second for purely asthetic reasons

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kat-nevayra · 2 years

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You know, I’ve been watching PMSeymour’s videos for years, and now that I’m actually on Tumblr, it’s really weird.

Like, I’ll be watching one of his videos, and then I see a post and I’m like:

“Wait, I reblogged that!”

#pmseymourva #late night tumblr posts #i dont know what tags to put

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stargazerlilly-artworks · 6 months

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This week’s theme is Snakes

I think that snakes are cute, and I will happily fight anyone who thinks these silly little no legged pupers with two bran cells between them are just mean and scary.

#art #my art #weekly whiteboard art #im posting this way to late at night #so I guess #late night tumblr posts #honestly I think if someone actually tried to fight me about snakes cuteness I’d lose #still give it my best try #I ain’t no quitter #ranting

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jeremy-xliv · 9 months

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cut out shaquille o'neil's face on a pumpkin

put a candle in it

call it the shaq-o-lantern

#i'm so funny #late night tumblr posts

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manincaffeine · 6 months

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Sex is cool but has anyone stayed awake with you just because you are feeling low?

#desiblr #desi tumblr #txt post #dark romanticism #dark academia #intimacy #txt #couple #late night #love language #relationship goals #intimate #desi academia #spiled ink #writers on tumblr

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berzerker-nerd · 11 months

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So I was watching a P.M. Seymour late night Tumblr posts video just now and the last post nearly actually killed me.

The last post went AND I QUOTE; "my grip on reality is so loose i thought was yo mama's pussy".

Now that line on its own would be enough to do the job but the reason I say it nearly actually killed me is because I happened to be taking a drink of coffee at the time P.M. was voicing the post and being a speed reader i got to the end of the post a second before they did. Which caused me to choke on my coffee

#p.m. seymour #late night Tumblr posts #to whom ever made that post i hope you're doing alright

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liesandnights · 5 months

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The mortifying ordeal of admitting you do want to be loved vs the mortifying ordeal of not wanting people to pity you or feel bad for you vs the mortifying ordeal of wanting to reciprocate affection but being useless vs the mortifying ordeal of being careless with others and actually feeling bad vs the mortifying ordeal of being perceived as vulnerable at all.

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triona-tribblescore · 17 days

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Started making Angel's birthday art, had a breakdown, Bon appetite! His birthdays before he joined the hotel probably weren't the best :<

#ok last post of the night!#(ignore that im posting this a day late I posted on time everywhere else I just...forgot about tumblr for a sec TwT)#Idk I just think that before he had the hotel and husk his birthdays would be spend closer to val and thinking more about molly :(#no not good times #BUT ITS OK NOW CAUSE CAUSE HES HAPPY AND HAS HIS CAT BOYFRIEND TO HOLD HIM AND MOLLY CAN CELEBRATE WITH PENTIOUS AND AND AHHHH <333 #Anyway happy birthday to my fav darling spider <3 #MWAH #angel dust #angel dust fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #angel dust birthday #hazbin hotel angel dust #tribbleart #<3

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bread--quest · 5 months

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It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.

👁️ nvcr-official

Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!

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To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.

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🦉 dark-owl-records

CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER

hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic

keep reading

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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this

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L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash

🙈 seesomethingsaynothing Follow

Isn't Cecil literally gay?

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he's homophobic

🪼 jeebyfish Follow

he has a husband...

🦉 dark-owl-records

yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it

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🤫 cecils-private-blog

Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((

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Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url

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HOW DID YOU SEE THIS

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🏜️ sandeater Follow

tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk

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op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn

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fake story :/

📚 isurvivedthesummerreadingprogram

No it's true I was there

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TAMIKA FLYNN??

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what the fuck is happening on my post

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👁️ nvcr-official

can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is

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🐚 mariella-shella

Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!

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omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!

🐚 mariella-shella

i miss me too

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😎 Anonymous asked: Response to the homophobic allegations?

🎙️ cecilpalmer

Huh??

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@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?

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uhhhh dont worry about it buddy

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🧤 missy-mittens Follow

hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo

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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post

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how's it going op

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i miss my family

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🐚 mariella-shella Follow

hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol

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you were really hot

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FUCK YEAHHHHHH

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🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)

🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

i'm not calling it that sorry

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

What??? Why??

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just kind of sucks. as a name

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?????????

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⬜️ kentuckymeatshower_deactivated11051983

what does this mean....

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another great post from huntokar herself

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🌲 little-miss-ectoplasm Follow

you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?

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NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP

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😁 the-happy-smiler Follow

Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!

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