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killemwithkawaii · 2 years
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Mitch(4): Sally, would you like to talk with friends now?
L.S.S.: Uh- is that alright with you…?
Mitch(4): Yes! Let’s talk with friends together! Say, ‘hello’, to friends, Sally! 👋
L.S.S.: …Hello, everybody…
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L.S.S.: Yeah, uh... there’s an item shop where you can get new clothes and accessories, and there’s minigames, like rock-paper-scissors, card matching, serpent, and tetrus, that you can play with your S.O. to earn XP and in-game currency. You can also have it do certain tasks to influence its personality stats, but I never really did them, since I didn’t want to modify Mitchies default personality. It would have felt like I was changing who it was if I did it myself. It.... kind of does it on its own, anyway…
Mitch(4): [chirping] 😀👋
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L.S.S.: Me, too, Grace. I know he really loved working with you and it would have been great to see you guys shooting the shit again… that ‘I need a nurse!’ bit you guys did whenever he got a little burn or cut was always good…
Mitch(4): [beeping]
No hardware damage detected.
Use Bandages anyway?
>Yes
>No
L.S.S.: No, let’s just… save those in case we need them later.
Mitch(4): [chirping] 👍
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L.S.S.: Well, there was ‘magic’ in my original universe, although that was probably just crazy alien science we couldn’t understand plus weird timespace stuff… I’ve been in timelines with single-horned hoofed quadrupeds, but they didn’t really look like the traditional ‘unicorn’… there are some timelines where humans took a slightly different evolutionary path and ended up with webbed fingers or tails or joints that bend the opposite way, ears on the crown of their heads, different amounts of limbs, that kind of thing… but I haven’t come across a straight-up fantasy realm myself. Though, MJ is in one now, so it’s probably just a matter of time before I do, too… as you can see, pretty much anything is possible with multiverse theory in the equation.
Mitch(4): [chirping] I’m so happy I’m in a universe with Sally in it! 💘🪐
L.S.S.: Ah… me too, Mitchie…
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L.S.S.: Thanks, but I’m a little hugged out right now, Meadow. Mitch… doesn’t really know its own strength…
Mitch(4): [rapid chirping]
I love hugging Sally with arms! It is the best!! 💖💖💖
L.S.S.: I know, Mitchie, I just need a little break, okay? I think you almost cracked my ribs with that last one…
Mitch(4): [slow beeping]
I did not mean to cause hardware damage to Sallys shell. I am sorry… 😔👉👈
L.S.S.: It’s… it’s okay, Mitchie. We’ll work on it…
Uh, oh! We have some new gifts! Let’s check on those, huh?
Mitch(4): [slow chirping]
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Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing track Daisy Bell] 💌 (3)
>Walkie Talkie added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)
>Oatmeal added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)
>Water Bottle added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)
No Gifts received… 😢💔
L.S.S.: … 
…..
I think I see what you were trying to do, Anon… It didn’t work, but I really appreciate it, anyway.
…..
Mitch(4): [slow beeping] 
L.S.S.: … It’s alright, Mitchie. We can play with some other stuff from your inventory, if you want?
Mitch(4): [chirping] 😀
Current Inventory:
[Screwdriver] [Juice Box] [Bedding]x2 [Pillow] [Shroud] [PJs][Bandages][Chicken][Rice][Coffin]
L.S.S.: Yeah, I see all of it… [barely audible] I really gotta move that coffin to the basement or something… Um… Let’s see if we’ve received anything else…
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Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing track Daisy Bell] 💌 (5)
>Pea Soup added to inventory
>Mac and Cheese added to inventory
>Bathtub added to inventory
>Water added to inventory
>Bubble Bath added to inventory
Thank you for the gifts! 🎁💕
L.S.S.: Well, with all this food, I guess we might as well try having you eat…?
Mitch(4): [chirping][chirping] 🍴
>Mac and Cheese selected
.......
Yum! It’s delicious! Hunger Level: Full
L.S.S.: … Wow. Exactly none of that went in your mouth…
Well, I guess it’s good we can put you in the bath now, huh?
Mitch(4): [chirping] 💕
I can take a nice long soak with Sally now? Will Sally discard clothing items again?
L.S.S.: I… yeah, I guess I can get in with you, and… well, that’s how baths work, so…
Mitch(4): [rapid chirping] [singing] 😊💖💖💖
Yay! I’m excited for a nice long soak with Sally! 🛁🧼💕
Friends, did you know that this [tugs on L.S.S.s shirt] is not part of Sallys shell? Sally has clothing items, just like me! I did not know that until yesterday when I watched Sally discard clothing items to take a long soak!
L.S.S.: Eheh, yeah, you seemed… really excited to find that out…
Mitch(4): I was! And I was happy to see Sallys shell, too! I am happy I can hug it with arms now. 🤗💖💖💖
L.S.S.: It’s… nice, actually...? I’m really surprised at how warm you are now…
Mitch(4): [chirping][buzzing] 👉👈💓
My shell is warm because I am with Sally~
L.S.S.: … That’s… really sweet, actually…
Mitch(4): [chirping] [chirping] 💘💘💘
Can I... hug Sally with arms again now?
L.S.S.: Heh. Um, let’s get you cleaned up, first. Then, I’ll help you change into your PJs, and then we can hug more. But, uh, try to be gentle this time, okay? My shell is a lot softer than yours is…
Mitch(4): [rapid chirping] [singing track Daisy Bell]💘💘💘
Okay, Sally! Let’s have fun together today~ 🤗🤗🤗💘💘💘
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killemwithkawaii · 2 years
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L.S.S.: Alright, let’s take a little break from 1,020 questions, Mitchie- Our friends have some questions for us now!
Mitch(4): 
I want to ask Sally more questions.
I love talking to Sally! 💬💕
L.S.S.: Don't worry, you can ask me more later. I wanna do this for a little while.
Mitch(4): [slow beeping] 😞
L.S.S.: Uh, here, is this better…? [Places Mitch(4) on his lap]
Mitch(4):
Oh! I know this! I am ‘cuddling’ with Sally?
L.S.S.: Yeah, it’s a sort of cuddling. Right now, you’re sitting on my lap.
Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing] 💘
L.S.S.: Heh. Now can we talk to our friends?
Mitch(4):
Yes, now Sally and I can ‘talk to friends’. 
(Reminder ‘talk with Sally’ set for 30 minutes)
L.S.S.: Okay, let’s see what we’ve got…
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L.S.S.: Mitchie usually doesn’t sing complete songs on command, just little five to fifteen second tunes when it’s ‘happy’. Although, I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if it learned to do that.
Mitch(4):
Searching…
File found!
youtube
(Track added)
L.S.S.: Oh, nice! Are you gonna start singing that for me now sometimes…?
Mitch(4):
I can if you want me to! 🎶
L.S.S.: Sure! I can learn it on guitar and play with you, too, if you want.
Mitch(4): [Singing track ‘Daisy Bell’]
L.S.S.: Hehe, I’ll take that as a yes.
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L.S.S.: Yeah… It looks great, Meadow. I’m sure he would have loved it. Mitchie(2) always liked experimenting in the kitchen and trying new recipes. It was a lot of fun to cook with him again while I could…
Mitch(4): 
Add item Mac and Cheese to inventory?
>Yes
>No
L.S.S.: Sorry Mitchie, I’d like to eat this... I can eat it in front of the camera later, though? I’ll tell you all about it while I do, and I’ll give you some ‘food’ from your inventory at the same time so it’s like we’re having dinner together!
Mitch(4): [chirping]
(‘Dinner with Sally’ added to calendar)
L.S.S.: Sounds like I got a date, guys~
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Mitch(4): [chirping]
Hello Meadow! It’s nice to meet you! Let’s have fun together today~
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L.S.S.: Oh hey, thanks Meadow! I guess I can finally try one of these things and take a nice, long soak, since my roommates aren’t here…
Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing] 💌 (1)
>Bath Bomb added to inventory!
Thank you for the gift! 🎁💕
Mitch(4):
Sally, what is 'take a nice long soak' and Bath Bomb?
L.S.S.: Uh. It’s where you… sit in a tub of warm water? It’s to clean yourself, and it feels nice, too.
Mitch(4):
I have Bath Bomb! Can I 'take a nice long soak' with Sally?
L.S.S.: Uh… I don’t think that’s a good idea… You can hang out with me and I’ll select the bath bomb for you while I’m in there, though?
Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing]
(‘See Sally take a nice long soak’ added to calendar)
L.S.S.: Heh, well, that’s gonna be… interesting…
Mitch(4): 
Why will ‘See Sally take a nice long soak’ be ‘interesting’?
L.S.S.: [clears throat] I’ll, uh… [barely audible] it might be easier just to show you…
Mitch(4): 
Okay! I am excited for you to show me! 📸👀💕
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L.S.S.: Oh, nice! Now I won’t wear out the carpet with my pacing like I did last time.
Mitch(4):
Oh! Is Treadmill for taking Steps?
L.S.S.: Yup! We’ll get a lot more walking in with this baby in the house, since we can’t really go outside to do it…
Mitch(4): [chirping]
Yay! I love taking walks with Sally! (Sally is 10,561 steps away from next level up)
L.S.S.: Well, we’d better get to it then! Might as well work up a sweat before I take a bath…
Mitch(4):
What is ‘work up a sweat’?
L.S.S.: You’ll see in a few minutes....
Mitch(4): [chirping]
(‘See Sally work up a sweat’ added to calendar)
(Reminder set for 5 minutes)
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L.S.S.: Yeaaah, I’m pretty pleased about it, too. That really, really sucked…
Mitch(4):
What is ‘rotting’?
L.S.S.: Uh… it’s like… having your hardware fall apart, kind of?
Mitch(4): [rapid beeping]
Sally has a critical hardware error?!😱😱😱
L.S.S.: No, no! Well, yeah, I did… but I’m okay now. I’m, uh… fully functional, no errors detected?
Mitch(4): [slow beeping]
I’m glad Sally is okay! I was afraid Sally was broken… 😢
L.S.S.: Woah, I can tell, that really brought your stats down… don’t worry, we’ll take a walk right after this and get you in a better mood.
Mitch(4): [chirping]
L.S.S.: To answer your question, MJ, there’s an S.O. shop where you can purchase items with in-game currency you earn by gaining experience points, playing games with your S.O., that kind of thing… come to think of it, you and the shopkeeper have the same name… and you look really similar, too… 
….
oh god, don’t tell me that’s alternate timeline you… that thing always gave me such a hard time for being in the top percentage of in-game spenders… told me to ‘get a life’ almost every time…
Mitch(4): [beeping]
Go to MJs Item Shop?
>Yes
>No
L.S.S.: …Maybe later, Mitchie. MJ, I’m glad you found a refuge away from those royal assholes. I hope you and I can both come home safely soon… keep me updated, and let me know if you hear anything from Mitch(6), okay? I’m getting worried about them…
....
Okay, let's go on that walk, Mitch.
Mitch(4): [Singing track 'Daisy Bell'] 💕💕💕
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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Mitch(5): [laughing] [laughing] laughing][laughing] [laughing] laughing]
L.S.S.: ….
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L.S.S.: I… I really appreciate you guys sending us this stuff…
Mitch(5): ...A work of art.... a cut of meat....
L.S.S.: ...I tried getting her to eat something while she was still mostly lucid, but nothing stayed down for very long… the mixing bowl I had her holding earlier and the buckets you gave us got filled up pretty quick. I kept trying to empty them in the bathtub, but it clogged the drain…. I’ve stripped the bed and helped her change her clothes a few times, but there might not really be a point anymore... It’s just… she’s not even throwing up, it’s just flowing out of her mouth non-stop.... I don’t know how so much is even coming out of her… 
Mitch(5): ...Writing on walls..... stains on your sheets...
For a while, she was in an out- going from being like this to being aware, and absolutely terrified when she saw the state she was in. She didn’t remember what was happening…
Mitch(5): ...A notch in your bedpost... A song on repeat...
L.S.S.: I started telling her she just had food poisoning, and she’d be alright once it was out of her system, since she wasn’t lucid long enough for me to re-explain everything...
Mitch(5): .... New destinations.... Familiar streets...
L.S.S.: ... and then I tried giving her the morphine and sedatives to knock her out,  but nothing worked…. And now… she’s just staring into space and laughing… or reciting that poem she wrote for me, over and over and over…
Mitch(5): ... Pull back the curtain... And who will you meet...?
L.S.S.: ...She hasn’t snapped out of it for a while now. I think that this is it…. I’m going to keep sitting with her, just in case, but I...
Mitch(5): ...A dog... a rabbit...
L.S.S.: ...don’t think she’s coming back….
Mitch(5): ... Two starving beasts...
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L.S.S.: Please, Meadow… don’t beat yourself up over that stuff. We both wish we would have done things differently, now that we know how they turned out, but you… you can’t let it hang over you. You can only do your best with what you know, and try to do better next time.
Mitch(5): ...Tethered, Forever... On a long, tight leash...
L.S.S.: … trust me. I know...
Mitch(5): [laughing] [laughing] laughing][laughing] [laughing] laughing]
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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L.S.S.: See Mitchie? I told you, we already got some stuff in the inbox!
Mitch(5): Oh, really..? Ah, what is it…? [barely audible] They didn’t send more.. Ya know…
L.S.S.: Hehe, I don't know. Let’s find out…
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Mitch(5): Ah- hi, Meadow! It’s nice to meet you! [nodding] So she’s one of your friends, Sally?
L.S.S.: Yup, we go back a ways…
Mitch(5): ….
L.S.S.: Hey, my friends are your friends, remember…? 
Mitch(5): [nodding] ….
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[song starts playing]
Mitch(5): …. [head bobbing side-to-side]... [wiggling toes] ... [rocking side-to-side to the beat]...
….
L.S.S.: Oh… oh, there they go, she’s boppin’...
[song ends]
Mitch(5): Eheeheehee… it’s spooky but it’s also fun! I’m sorta glad she didn’t send the video, though. Baby dolls aren’t really my kind of creepy… 
L.S.S.: So, walking corpses and guts and slashers and horrifying monsters are good, but you draw the line at baby dolls…?
Mitch(5): Ah- well, dolls are kinda played out in horror, don’t ‘cha think…? Sure, they have the unnatural, uncanny valley element if they move or speak on their own, but they’re so small, they don’t really seem like much of a threat… 
L.S.S.: I guess, most of the time… small things can still pack a punch, though. They can take you by surprise and get you when you have your guard down, if you underestimate them…
Mitch(5): That’s true! Maybe I need to rethink them… I do like the song either way, though!
…[mimicking] ‘It’s okay, baby, I know you had a hard time… don’t be scared, you can trust me…’ Eheheeheehee…
L.S.S.: [chuckling] Sound familiar…?
Mitch(5): [giggling] Yes…~
[starts the song over].... [rocking side-to-side]
L.S.S.: …. Looks like we found our soundtrack for the day [chuckling]
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Mitch(5): …Woah, those got here so fast...!! 
L.S.S.: Yeah, uh... those grocery delivery services sure are convenient! Ehe...
Mitch(5): [Indecipherable, excited] Ah, they’re so cute…!! Whaddaya wanna make with them?
L.S.S.: What do you have in the fridge?
Mitch(5): Mrr…. uh, the basics, I guess? Ah- oh, I have some parmesan, garlic, onions… and some bacon I got on special in the freezer! I’m sure all that would all be tasty together!
L.S.S.: Sounds good to me! I’m up for some experimenting in the kitchen if you are.
Mitch(5): Oh! Ah- Eheehee-... uh, yeah! [nodding] We’ll figure it out together…! Uh, let me find my extra apron…
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Mitch(5): [indecipherable, excited] [rocking side-to-side] AHH!!!…
L.S.S.: Heh, pretty cute, right…?
Mitch(5): [nodding] Eee thank you so much!! This is SO nice of you!  I LOVE strawberries, how did you know?!
L.S.S.: I might have told them…
Mitch(5): Eeee, that’s so sweet! These look SO yummy!! Eheehee, yay, we have something for dessert now, too, Sally~!
L.S.S.: Oh, there’s gonna be two courses for dessert, now…?
Mitch(5): Huh…? But we didn’t …. OH- [squeaking] I- [indecipherable] 
… Eheehee, you’re… [giggling, rocking back and forth]
L.S.S.: Heh. Yes, yes I am…
Mitch(5): Eh- heh, well, if that’s the case then, uh, there’s probably enough here for breakfast tomorrow, too, so… if you, ah, wanna stay over again… unless you’re busy! I don’t wanna keep you, if you have something to do…
L.S.S.: Eheh.. well, I… no, you can keep me… I’m not going anywhere…
Mitch(5): [giggling] [wiggling toes] Uh… Maybe we can make pancakes together…?
L.S.S.: …That sounds perfect.
Mitch(5): Ahh!! This is so much fun, I’m so excited…~!! [bouncing]
L.S.S.: Me too… maybe you wanna give drawing on the laptop a try before we start making dinner?
Mitch(5): You’re really okay with me using it…? It seems so fancy, I don’t really know what I’m going… I’m a little afraid I’m gonna break it or something…
L.S.S.: … Just give it a shot, I’m sure you’ll get the hang of it quick. Whatever you make will turn out great, I’m sure of it.
Mitch(5): Ah- well, uh…. Okay! [nodding] Thank you, Sal! I’ll be extra, extra careful, I promise…! 
L.S.S.: ...I know you will, Mitchie…
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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L.S.S.: [barely audible] … okay, there, it’s all set up…
Mitch(5): ….
L.S.S.:  [barely audible] What’s wrong?
Mitch(5): [barely audible] erm… I dunno if I wanna be on camera…
L.S.S.: [barely audible] Aw, Mitchie, whys that...?
Mitch(5): I just… I’m- I guess… it’s… [mumbling] I’m… what if they don’t like me though…?
L.S.S.: Hey, don’t talk like that- you don’t need to worry, my friends are gonna love you! They're your friends, too.
Mitch(5): But I- Erm…
L.S.S.: I’ve already told them about you, and they know about me so…. You don’t have to worry. We’re all just here to talk and have fun, no pressure. They’re excited to meet you, actually- some of them even sent some gifts for the occasion.
Mitch(5): [gasping] Oh! But- Really?! Thats… aww~!! But why did… they don’t know me or anything, though…
L.S.S.: Like I said, they’ve been looking forward to meeting you. I talk to these guys a lot, and I’ve talked to them about you plenty, especially lately.
Mitch(5): AH- really…?! I- Ahh..!!! 
L.S.S.: Heh, I’m sure they’ll have plenty of questions and want to find out more about you. I'll probably learn some stuff, too... In the meantime, we should check out what they sent us already, and maybe we can show off some of your art and writing while we’re at it.
Mitch(5): ...Rrrnn…
L.S.S.: Trust me, you don’t need to be shy about it! You still wanna give the laptop a whirl?
Mitch(5): Mnn… yeah..! Is that okay? I’ll be careful with it..!
L.S.S.: Of course! What’s mine is yours.
Mitch(5): [squeak] Ah- ah, haha, okay, I guess I can… I’ll give it a try! What should I do, though…?
L.S.S.: Anything you want, Mitchie! It's your time to shine~
Mitch(5): [squeak] Ah- I- Ah- Okay!! Eheheh… uh… I’ll have to think about it a little… 
L.S.S.: No problem. Heh, maybe we can find you some inspiration to get you started, huh...?
Mitch(5): Mmp!- Ah- eheehe, I, ah, think that might help… eheh…
L.S.S.: Heh... here, let’s take a look at what’s been sent in…
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Mitch(5): Ah- what're these for...?
L.S.S.: Well... I sorta told them about how you can be a little, uh.... excitable... so Meadow probably thought these could help you calm down, if you need to.
Mitch(5): Uh, that's-... well, that's- ah- ...nice of her....
L.S.S.: [barely audible] Uh, you don't need to worry, she's not making fun of you or anything...
Mitch(5): ... [barely audible] .... are you sure...?
L.S.S.: [barely audible] I'm sure.
Mitch(5): [barely audible] ... 'kay, if you say so...
Uh, thank you! I'll be sure to give these a try the next time I, um, if I need them! [nodding]
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Mitch(5): Ooo, ooo, isn't farfalle the noodles shaped like little bows? Those are so cute!! They have a nice texture too~
L.S.S.: Heh, yeah I think so! Should we have some of that sent over so we can make it together?
Mitch(5): Yeah!! ... Wait, you don't like spaghetti...?
L.S.S.: It's... a texture thing....
Mitch(5): Ah, I gotcha! [nodding] Noted!
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Mitch(5): AH-.... AH- .... UM- [squeaking]
L.S.S.: ... wow, you got red fast....
Mitch(5): [indecipherable]
L.S.S.: Uh, [chuckling] okay, maybe those paper bags and the stress ball were a good idea... Heh. Thanks, Anon. I appreciate you looking out for us. 'Safety first!' right...?
Mitch(5): [indecipherable]
L.S.S.: [chuckling] Breathe, Mitchie, breathe...
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killemwithkawaii · 2 years
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L.S.S.: Hey, everyone. I guess it’s time for another reintroduction, huh? This is Mitch, the fourth edition. Say, ‘Hi,’ to everyone Mitchie!
Mitch(4): [chirping]
Let’s have fun together today! 🙂💕
L.S.S.: Heh, don’t worry, we’ll get there. I just wanted to talk with our friends first, since the inbox got kind of full while I was all… corpsey…
As you can see, I’m feeling, and smelling, a lot better than I was a couple days ago. It feels good to move and breathe and everything again... [barely audible] You really take all your basic bodily functions for granted until you’re trapped in a rotting husk…
Mitch(4): [Beeping]
You’ve taken less than 500 steps today. Let’s go for a walk together! 🤝
>Okay, let’s go!
>I’m feeling lazy today…
>We’ll do it later.
L.S.S.: We’ll do some laps in a bit…
[Option 3 selected]
Mitch(4):
Okay, Sally! Don’t forget~ (Reminder set for 30 minutes.)
L.S.S.: Okay, let me get to these asks…
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L.S.S.: I don’t know if this is what got me back to being fresh and fleshy, but it definitely didn’t hurt. Thanks, magic!anon, I really appreciate it! You miiight want to stay on deck… just in case.
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L.S.S.: ………. 
…….
 It… it was really kind of you to send all of these to him, Meadow, but I… can’t say for sure if he ever saw them. 
While I could still hear him, he was cycling through crying, begging, and screaming… He kept asking if he was in Hell, and telling me he was sorry and that he’d change and pleading for me to wake up… It was awful. It was absolutely fucking terrifying and awful, and it was almost worse when it started fading out… I don’t know what he was doing when it finally ended, since all my sensory organs had rotted away by then. The last thing I was able to physically feel while I was with him was my weight shifting. I think he might have laid me down… Even after I couldn’t move or sense anything anymore, I was still conscious... I was still there. I was with him the whole time… or at least I think I was... and I think he knew that somehow, but I don’t think that made it any easier for him…. 
….
He didn’t deserve that. He didn’t deserve any of that… I really wish I could have held him and told him I’d forgiven him already. I wish I would have told him while I was still physically able to…
Mitch(4): [quiet beeping] 👉👈💕
>Hold hands
>Hug
>Wave
L.S.S.: …
[Option 2 selected]
Mitch(4): [chirping][chirping]
I love getting hugs from you, Sally! 🤗💖
L.S.S.: …Thanks, Mitchie… me too…
Oh, and thanks for trying to send all this stuff, too, Meadow. I don't think it made it through, but it's the thought that counts...
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Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing] 💌 (13)
>Screwdriver added to inventory
>Strawberry Juice added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)
>Juice Box added to inventory
>Bedding (x2) and Pillow added to inventory
>Shroud added to inventory
>Fish with Salad added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)
>PJs added to inventory
>Bandages added to inventory
>Handkerchief added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)
>Chicken added to inventory
>Rice added to inventory
>Coffin added to inventory
Thank you for the gifts! 🎁💕
L.S.S.: Woah! Uh, that's new... I guess they did come through, kind of...? So, thanks again!
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L.S.S.: I honestly don’t know if they are or not. I’m still using their laptop to talk to all of you, so they’d be checking it through their phone if they were. As far as I know, nobody I’ve asked has been able to contact them since the glitch started, and they haven’t tried to message me or post anything. It’s really not like them…
The only posts I’ve been seeing besides the ones I’ve published myself are the transcripts they took when I first told them the stories of how we met and how we parted in different timelines, along with that last post by the third Mitchie. I don’t know if Mitch(6) is posting them, or if the documents saved on the laptop are getting uploaded because of the glitch. I don’t think they would have access to them in order to post them without their laptop, though…
.....
Please let me know if you guys hear anything from them.
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L.S.S.: ...............
Well, that's not concerning at all.... [barely audible] What the hell does that mean...? That's three for three now, too...
....
....
Thanks for pointing that out, anon. With all the cracks and scratches on those walls, I didn't even notice that...
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L.S.S.: Well, I’m glad at least one of us is having fun… and I’d say that’s a pretty appropriate meme for the situation.
Mitch(4):
>Searching...
>File found!
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L.S.S.: Woah, that’s also new… and familiar… Uh, I guess having you plugged into the laptop is gonna expand your vocabulary a little, huh?
Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing] 📸👌
L.S.S.: Heh, I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.... Okay, that's enough for now. C'mon Mitchie, let's take those laps...
Mitch(4): [chirping][chirping][singing] 💕💕💕
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L.S.S.: Looks like we have some more questions to answer.
Mitch(3): Eheh, figures- they got a taste, and now they're just gonna keep comin...~
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Mitch(3): What’dja do this time, Polly? Fuck up your hair again and now you’re too fugly to go out in public? I keep tellin ya ta quit tryin ta bleach it yerself…
L.S.S.: Are you okay, MJ? I know you haven’t been feeling well, being off your meds… have you gotten worse?
Mitch(3): Wait, they’re sick? …No wonder they haven’t come around ta bug me… Well, get better so you can come over an cook me somethin’. I got yer shit all bagged up when you do.
L.S.S.: …I have a feeling that’s not gonna happen any time soon… Uh, the crop top is… Mitch likes it when I dress this way. I didn’t really bring anything else to wear, so…
Mitch(3): Eheh, I love seein you walk about in those little short-shorts, too… eye candy AND easy access~ Now you just gotta get outa this shitty mood so I can get ya outa them…
L.S.S.: What makes you say I’m in a ‘shitty mood’?  
Mitch(3): Cuz you’ve been no fuckin fun for the past couple days! 
L.S.S.: What? We’ve been hanging out and playing games and stuff-
Mitch(3): Pssh, yeah, and you’ve been all preachy and weird the whole time… won’t even take a couple shots er nothin with me [grumbling] so fuckin lame… I don’t know why you’re still fuckin’ here if you’re ‘clean and sober’ all of a sudden…
L.S.S.: … I don’t need to be wasted to have fun with you, you know…. 
Mitch(3): ……
....Eheh, I know you wanna be though. So what, are you just takin a tolerance break or somethin then…? I got stronger shit, if you need it. You’re already fried, Fisher. Ya might as well….~
L.S.S.: …. I’m not ‘fried’.
Mitch(3): [laughing] Riiiiight, Mr. 5,000-year-old Immortal Universe-Hopper... Ya'know, maybe you should lay off a little- That story was fuckin' nuts, even for me! [laughing]
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Mitch(3): Ehehe, you like what’cha see, darlin’...? Yeahhh, it’s a pretty sweet gig around these parts- plenty of customers, and the Big Dog’s got the cops all wrapped around his finger, so I don’t gotta worry about nothin.... Even gave me this little slice a heaven away from it all so I don’t gotta deal with any nosey neighbors snoopin around. 
L.S.S.: I wouldn’t exactly call this place ‘heaven’...
Mitch(3): The doors right over there, if you got a problem.
L.S.S.: ….
Mitch(3): Aaaanyway, yeah, hit me up if you need somethin- first one’s free, and as you can see [gesturing to Sal]  I can be flexible with the payment plan, if I like the looks a ya [winks]
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L.S.S.: Thanks Meadow. I'm doing my best...
Mitch(3): Oh. So you're the one that put him up to this bullshit? You his sponsor or something? Ew, gross... Never mind then, you pay full price, up front, in cash.
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Mitch(3): Aww, your little buddy dropped off some groceries for ya, how sweet... lemme just- [slam-dunks nicotine patches, gum and lozenges in the trash can]
L.S.S.: ...Well that was unnecessary.... you could at least cut down on the cigs-
Mitch(3): Hmmmm, feels like a full-pack kinda day... oh, and I got all this juice to go through, too? Better get to work...~
L.S.S.: [sigh] ...
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L.S.S.: 'Wolfy'? You mean him...? [pointing to Mitch]
Mitch(3): Ehehe, oooh, I kinda like that... What'cha think, Sally-cat?
L.S.S.: ...I gotta say, it's fitting...
Mitch(3): Eheh, hell yeah...
I started smokin and drinkin in high school and kept moving up from there... Not exactly hard to get your hands on the good stuff in Nockfell- you can't walk more than a couple blocks without somebody tryin ta sell you some addi, and once you get over the freaky black drip, that shit replaces your morning coffee AND your afternoon tea. I'd say about half the town is hooked now. Business is booming, and I got it made...~
L.S.S.: Yeah, you're really living the high life, Mitchie...
Mitch(3): ....
Like I said, the door's right fuckin there any time you wanna get your uppity little ass off my couch and go home. I'm sure that brother a'yurs would be thrilled to see you... [laughing]
L.S.S.: ....
Mitch(3): ...That's what I thought. Now quit bein all high and mighty or I'll put you outside with the other strays....
L.S.S.: .....
...Is that why you keep looking out the window? Are you looking for your cats?
Mitch(3): They're not my cats! Those assholes can fuck off whenever they want to... [barely audible] it's just... kinda weird that they haven't come scratching at the door for a few days... those little turds better not have gotten eaten er somethin...
L.S.S.: ... I'm sure they're fine. Maybe someone took them in?
Mitch(3): [grumbling].... yeah, maybe... not like I care either way....
L.S.S.: ...sure...
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L.S.S.: Uh- hey everybody...
....
Mitch(3): ... Ain't 'cha gonna introduce me to your little friends?
L.S.S.: ....Suuure.... This is... Mitch...
Mitch(3): Heeeeey~ What's up, assholes? My little Sally-cat over here told me he's got some buddies he's been hiding from me! Ehehe, he closed his laptop so quick when I came in, I thought he was lookin at something nasty... Buuut, it turns out he just didn't ditch everybody in his life after all, huh? That's so sweet, I'm touched...
L.S.S.: ....
Mitch(3): Sooo, we puttin on a show or what?
L.S.S.: Uh, no? Why would you think that?
Mitch(3): Cuz you got cameras set up, duh! With all a those, I bet we could get a bunch a reeeeal nice angles...
L.S.S.: Can you get your head out of the gutter for five seconds? They're security cameras. I set them up in case- in case someone breaks in, or something.
Mitch(3): ... the paranoia's setting in, huh? Tsk, I know that feel... don't worry though, nobody ever comes out here unless they're pickin' up. We're aaall alone, where no one can hear ya scream... [laughing]
L.S.S.: .....[sigh] Anyway, we already have some questions to answer in the inbox. [barely audible] You think you can stop ogling me long enough to talk about yourself for a minute?
Mitch(3): [barely audible] .....Mmmmaybe..... Hold on, lemme grab another drink first...
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Mitch(3): .....
L.S.S.: [laughing] Wow MJ, telling it like it is right off the bat...
Mitch(3): .....
SHUT THE FUCK UP, POLLY. I COULD WRITE MY FULL NAME IN THE GREASE ON YOUR PUSSY AND STILL HAVE ROOM LEFT OVER-
L.S.S.: Woah, woah, chill....
.......
You do stink, though.
Mitch(3): [grumbling] .... I'm a top, I don't need to shower....
L.S.S.: That's disgusting.
Mitch(3): And yet, you're the one suckin me off every day...
L.S.S.: Yeah, I'm not doing that until you wash your balls. And your.... [gestures vaguely] everything else.
Mitch(3): ..... [barely audible] Fine. Whatever...
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L.S.S.: ..... Pfffftttt....
Mitch(3): What's so funny?
L.S.S.: Nothing, it's just... pfft [laughing] they're so bad, Mitchie... [laughing]
Mitch(3): What's wrong with my tattoos?!
L.S.S.: Okay, okay, that's not totally true... Only two of the three are bad. The lines on your ear are pretty cool! I like that one.
Mitch(3): ... What's the matter with my other ones...?
L.S.S.: I just... Mitch. 'Lucky you' in script? On your hip bones? That's just.... [laughing]
Mitch(3): Uh, fuck you? It's true. And it didn't stop you from-
L.S.S.: Yeah, yeah... Uh.... [barely audible] We don't have to talk about your other one, if you don't want to.
Mitch(3): .....
L.S.S.: ...Let's move onto the next question...
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Mitch(3): .....What, they talkin about your exes or somethin?
L.S.S.: ....Kind of...?
Mitch(3): Well, I may be a douche, but there's gotta be a reason you're hangin' around me instead a them... I bet they couldn't make ya squeal like I can, huh...? [laughing]
L.S.S.: Yeah, sure, something like that...
Alright, I think it's time to hose that grease off of you...
Mitch(3): Oh, you're gonna help...?
L.S.S.: I think we both know that's the only way to make sure you actually get clean while you're in there.
Mitch(3): I mean, you can try, but if you're in there I think we're both leavin' dirty...~
L.S.S.: .... [sigh] Come on, let's go...
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L.S.S.: Hello again, everybody....
Mitch(2): ...
L.S.S.: Uh, Mitchie?
Mitch(2): .....
L.S.S.: Sally to Mitch, please come in...
Mitch(2): ...............
L.S.S.: Um... let's... answer some asks? Try and take your mind off of it...?
Mitch(2): .......
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Mitch(2): ....... [sniffling]
L.S.S.: ..... as you can see, Danu, we have both been better. Thanks for asking, though.
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Mitch(2): ......
L.S.S.: .....
Here, I got this one- I think he said he got kicked out of the house for being 'unapologetically bisexual'. The diner is kind of a safe-haven for all the queer folks in Nockfell, so it was an obvious choice for him to work there. The Phelps congregation is still technically welcome, but they're on thin fucking ice the moment they walk in... Heh, I've seen Mitch carry more than a few of them out by the scruff for hassling the waitstaff....
Mitch(2): .... [nodding]
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L.S.S.: Thanks again for all the supplies, Meadow. I tried my best to patch us back up, but I... I think we would need an actual doctor to do it. No matter how tightly I sew them shut, the wounds just keep reopening, and it all comes spilling out again... I think it's less traumatic if we just keep it as it is....
Uh, it's like how it was last time- we're not in any pain, we're just uncomfortable. And itchy.... And scared shitless.... But no pain. I'm starting to think the 'ghost' description I used last time was pretty accurate...
I really appreciate the bedding. It'll be nice to have clean sheets, when... well, when we go to bed tonight.
Mitch(2): .......... [sniffling]
......
[sobbing]
L.S.S.: ...
Okay, I think that's enough for right now.... Well check in with you guys again later.
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Mitch(2): ...Sal, what are all these other messages in the inbox...?
L.S.S.: Uh... oh those messages! Yeah, uh, I was gonna show you those, but I really wasn't sure how... to uh...
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Mitch(2): Uh, no? Rob hasn't called us in.... almost five days? Sally said he's busy dealing with figuring out insurance and stuff, and that he'd call when he knew when we'd be open again, so we shouldn't bother him. Right, Sally?
L.S.S.: ....
Mitch(2): ....Sal?
L.S.S.: ...........
Mitch(2): Sal, that's right, isn't it?
L.S.S.: ..........................
Mitch(2): ..........
Did... Sal, he did call though, right? Rob called and told you the diner was closed?
L.S.S.: .....No. Rob didn't call us.
Mitch(2): WHAT?!
L.S.S.: I'm sorry I lied to you, but I couldn't let you try to leave!
Mitch(2): SAL, WE'VE BEEN NO-CALL, NO-SHOW FOR FIVE DAYS?! Why the fuck would you lie to me about that?! We're gonna get fired! We're probably already fired!! How could you- why would you-?! UGH!!
L.S.S.: Mitchie, please trust me, it's GOOD if you get fired, you're BETTER than that place! Maybe you need to see that, and then we can-
Mitch(2): I NEED MY JOB, SAL! I have to fucking WORK for a living! How the hell am I gonna pay my rent this month?!
L.S.S.: I'm not really sure if you're going to need to...
Mitch(2): What?! The fuck does-
L.S.S.: Well, we can't exactly leave... but that also means we can't get kicked out, so-
Mitch(2): What do you mean we 'can't leave'?
L.S.S.: It's ah... it's complicated? I honestly don't know exactly what's going on, but-
Mitch(2): Is that what all these are about...?
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L.S.S.: Yeahhh...
Mitch(2): What are they talking about? What's outside my door?
L.S.S.: ...Nothing? That's kind of the problem....
Mitch(2): 'Nothing?' You lied to me to keep me home from work for almost a week because there's 'nothing' outside the door?!
L.S.S.: ...Okay, I know that sounds really stupid, but-
Mitch(2): IT IS STUPID. What else have you been lying to me about?!
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Mitch(2): ..... wha... what are actual fuck they talking about?! How did all this stuff get here...?!
L.S.S.: [sigh] Okay... okay, I guess we'll start with the first one...
I think the knives and forks from this morning are part of the glitch? Just, objects with some kind of significance to the timeline getting caught up in it and appearing at random, like the painting did before this...
My sleepwalking IS a thing, but I didn't actually do the thing with the silverware this morning... I don't think... Sorry Mitchie, I was just trying to think of an explanation on the fly so you wouldn't freak out....
Um... There never seemed like a great time to bring up the whole 'kidnapping the sixth Mitchie' thing and that they threatened to eat me after that, since this Mitchie didn't know about my whole 'immortal time-space traveler trying to find his soulmate again' deal until, uh, right now... but I guess, now they- he does, so, yeah, uh, that happened... But, we, me and the sixth Mitch, moved past all that and grew a lot as a couple, and now we're supposed to be on our third honeymoon! Except I'm here, for some reason...
Oh! And the stuff that appeared is like, an interdimensional carepackage thingy? The sixth Mitchies fans send us stuff sometimes. It's really handy- that's how I got the souped-up first aid kit I used to give you those stitches! ...Oooh, this stuff looks good... cameras this time, too? Nice! Maybe we can figure out what's going on when the weird stuff happens at night now. Thanks Meadow, you're a real pal! I'll put these up riiiight now...
Mitch(2): ...........................................................
Sally, what's supposed to happen on the 13th...?
L.S.S.: Hm? Oh, well... It's not for sure, but some people think you're gonna die again then...? Well, both of us will, if it does happen. That's why I was trying to keep you distracted- The last Mitch- the first Mitch- and I touched the darkness outside the door, and then the next day we both woke up dead... again... and then the day after that, I woke up next to you, the second Mitchie. I think that if we don't leave, we'll live... Maybe? I don't know. We- me and the sixth Mitch- were is supposed to be having a staycation for our third honeymoon. That might have something to do with it...
Mitch(2): ................. I'm gonna die 'again'....?
L.S.S.: ....the last time I saw you, we'd slipped off the road and died in a car crash. It was real grisly. We both got pinned under the dash and were disemboweled by the seatbelts.... that's why she mentioned your guts spilling out.
Mitch(2): .....................
Sally... please don't take this the wrong way, but you're.... you sound...
.......
I think you're having some kind of episode. We need to take you to the hospital, like, right fuckin' now.
L.S.S.: Mitch, I know this all sounds crazy- thats why I couldn't tell you! But, now you know, so if you just listen, maybe we can figure out how to-
Mitch(2): No. We're leaving. We're getting in my car, I'm taking you to the hospital, and they're gonna help you, okay? I love you, I care about you, and I'm really, really worried about you! What if you hurt yourself? I'm not going to let that happen!
L.S.S.: Listen to me: We can't leave! We'll probably DIE if we try! Please trust me, please believe me, I'm telling you the truth! PLEASE don't go out that door...!!
Mitch(2): I believe that you believe you're telling me the truth, and that's why we're going to get you help.
L.S.S.: .....
Mitch(2): ....Sal, we are going whether you like it or not. I'm stronger than you. I'll throw you over my shoulder and carry you out of here kicking and screaming if I have to.
L.S.S.: ...please, please don't... please believe me! I'm sorry I lied, I should have told you at the beginning, I shouldn't have doubted you could handle it! PLEASE-
Mitch(2): .... [sigh] Okay, I guess we're doing this the hard way...
L.S.S.: No... no, no, no, NO, STOP, STOP!! PUT ME DOWN---
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Sal, how tall were the past five Mitches?
Let's see...
Mitch(1) was about 5'4"...
Mitch(2) was around 5'9"...
Mitch(3) was 6' even (and didn't let you forget it)...
Mitch(4)s shell was about 3" tall, then they were around 8' when they got to have a body for the day (they had a hard time getting through doors...)
Mitch(5) is 5' even, but often wears big shoes to look taller...
and Mitch(6) says they're "5'2" on a good day" (they're technically 5'1.5")
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I hope you and Sally have a lovely staycation! I think I’m gonna go for a walk tonight!
K.E.W.K.: Thank you MJ! I think Sal and I have everything we're going to need to have a fantastic anniversary staycation together~
L.S.S.: Lets see... we've got the new padlocks, the old padlocks, multipe sets if security cameras, pepper spray, two tasers, two pairs of handcuffs, a paddle, sedatives, sleeping pills and tranquilizers, tear gas grenades...
K.E.W.K.: ...Duct tape, zip ties, plenty of canned and dried food, a toolbox, a first aid kit, batteries, an emergency phone, an inventory of all the possible weapons in the apartment, multiple escape routes, and we've got our barricading protocol down to a science... Is there anything we're forgetting?
L.S.S.: Hmmm, let me think.... how about... a kiss for luck? 💙
K.E.W.K.: See? I knew I was forgetting something! 💕 [smooch]
Be safe on your walk tonight, MJ! You can't be too careful at this time of year...
L.S.S.: Let us know if you need anything! We'll hopefully have plenty to spare.
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(tw: mention of drugs)
*Realizes Goretober is around the corner*
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The DS Incident shook me up.
Welp, let's see where this goes when October rolls in. Hopefully we won't have another dumbshit barging in and fucking up this event.
But, just in case that fucker SOMEHOW comes back, here. *Offers security cameras that record sound, pepper spray, a taser, two pairs of handcuffs (for both hands and feet), a paddle for a cathartic spanking, and a boatload of sedatives, sleeping pills and tranquilizers*
It could just be my paranoia talking, but one can never be too careful.
>Ohohoho, watch out everyone! Goretober is just around the corner, and as you may have gathered from my lack of posting this month, I've been doing a lot of planning this time around....~ >:3c (I may not avoid a post-goretober burnout but damn am I trying lol)
>I'm really excited for it, and it's making me even more excited to hear that YOU'RE excited for it, too!! 🥺🙏💖💖💖 Just like all my other goretober events, asks and other interactions will be essential to moving the story along day-by-day. I hope you guys (newcomers and OG kouhai alike) will have as much fun with the upcoming event as I will! :D
>If anyone would like to read my previous goretober events and get up to speed on my serialized, ultra self-indulgent and painfully meta selfship AU, you can go into my archives and read the posts in order for the following dates (All event related posts are under the '#meet the fishers' AU tag, but unfortunately tumblr doesn't like to display search results in any kind of order so;;): October 1st-December 1st 2020- 'Kewks Kidnapping/ Sally Stays'
October 1st-November 1st 2021- 'The Do-Over'
Please note: MAJOR GEREAL TRIGGER WARNING!! All previous events are 99% improvisational (so please excuse the plot holes lol) and may not reflect my current writing style.
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K.E.W.K. and L.S.S.: [barely audible] You can say that again...
K.E.W.K.: Thank you so much for the lovely gift basket, Meadow!! We always appreciate anniversary presents, conventional or otherwise c: 🎁💘
L.S.S.: Yeah! Thanks, Meadow. It's really sweet of you to give us such... thoughtful presents. [barely audible] But hopefully we won't need most of them....
K.E.W.K.: [barely audible] Yeah... It's still nice to have them, though. Just in case...
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L.S.S.: Well, I don’t know how you did it, but that’s the last of it…
Mitch(6): “Uh… Maybe we can make pancakes together…?”
L.S.S.: That’s everything I brought for us to eat for a whole month… how can you still be hungry? You were so small… at least, you were before… Damn, that happened really fast…
Mitch(6):  “I’m a hungry guy, you know!” “...especially the good eats!”
L.S.S.: I can tell… Woah, down boy! You’re way too big to be jumping on me like that anymore… Wait, let me check and see if we’ve been sent anything else you can eat…
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L.S.S.: Here, uh… wait… that didn’t work…?
….
Mitch(6): …. [qwq] 
L.S.S.: Wow, that's a lot of drool... I’m sorry, Mitchie… I guess you’ll just have to wait until we get home to eat… Man, if both of us have been glitching out this entire time, the fridge has to be nasty inside by now… and we're probably not looking so good either...
Mitch(6): “… [sniffling]” “... a big, juicy turkey with all the trimmings sounds so good right now…” “[singing] ‘Can we find, the best ham in the land? Spit-roast, dry rub, sizzlin in a pan-” “parmesan, garlic, onions… and some bacon I got on special in the freezer! I’m sure all that would all be tasty together!” ….
L.S.S.: …Man, you’ve got it bad… And I thought you were bad when you got hungry normally… That must be your ‘itch,’ since you don’t have any wounds…  
It’s gonna be okay, this’ll all be over in the morning, you’ll see… We’ll be back home and we’ll make you those pancakes after we do a grocery run! I'll hold your hand the entire time, too.
Mitch(6).:  “It’ll be like none of this ever happened….” “You’ll be able to go right back to your life.” “...Perfect…”
L.S.S.: Exactly. We just have to be patient…
Mitch(6):  “Hug with arms…” “I think I’d rather just hold your hand… or snuggle you really, really hard…”
L.S.S.: Hey, I can do that! Snuggles are in unlimited supply around here…
[Hugs Mitch(6)]
Mitch(6): “I am ‘cuddling’ with Sally”... 
L.S.S.: Heh yes, yes you are…
[scratches under Mitch(6)s chin]
Mitch(6): ....“I love Sally…” “I was so afraid it would scare you away, and you wouldn’t like me anymore.”
L.S.S.: Hey, you already turned into a giant… version of yourself, this month. You being a big ‘ol… sorta humanoid… computer-faced puppy-dog thing isn’t gonna scare me away…. [laughing] I love you too. Always have, always will, no matter what form you take…. It’s just a little different, remember…? 
Mitch(6): … "A person..." "No matter what form..."
..........
“…Do you ever think of leaving...?”
L.S.S.: What? No, of course not…. I’m happy when I’m with you Mitchie… All I’ve been doing all month is riding out this glitch while trying to get back to you…
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L.S.S.: Just like she said, I’m grateful for what I had with the others, and I’m grateful for what I have with you now…. Even if right now, we’re not in the ideal place… the cabin sure is glitching out, huh…? There’s… a lot of meat hooks on the ceiling… and forks on the floor... and I keep picking needles out of the bedding... ugh, man, I cannot wait to get out of here...
Mitch(6): ...
”I’m sure there’s something else you could do- something that would make you happier….? You usually seem so stressed out when you’re there…”
L.S.S.: Huh? You mean... No, I…. That's not what I meant...
….
I know it hasn’t been perfect between us, and this month has been one hell of a ride… But that doesn’t change how I feel about you.
Mitch(6): …”Over and over and over..” …… “What have we done to deserve such agony?” ….
L.S.S.: Wha… That’s not… whos voice is that…? Wait is… is that from the game…? My game…?
Mitch(6): “... some day, in some timeline I hadn’t fucked up yet… I’d make it happen.” “And if it still doesn’t turn out, at least you tried.” “‘practice makes progress!’” “That just means you know what to do differently next time you make it!” “I hated that what we could have had was taken away just as it started…”
L.S.S.: Mitchie, what are you trying to say…?
Mitch(6):  “I’m happy that you moved on, Sal… I want you to be happy…”  “how do I get outa here? I can’t-… god, it’s like he’s watching me and he doesn’t even fuckin have eyes anymore… I keep thinkin I’m hearing him, but he’s just sitting there…” “I should have never done this shit to him…” “God, fuck, it hurts so much… I’m so fucking scared…” “I was forced to watch everything. A prisoner in my own mind.” “I’m so sorry I did this…”  “...I have done terrible things. Unforgivable things. I am so sorry.”
L.S.S.: What? You were watching…? So I was right, you were here with me… But.. you didn’t do anything! It’s the glitch that did this, you didn’t-
Mitch(6): “I want you to find me again, as long as you want to.” “You really wanna do it again?” “...after I make a mess on the floor?” 
L.S.S.: Your voice… it’s so good to hear it again… uh, of course! I’m sticking with you Mitchie. I’m here for the long-haul…
Mitch(6): “I don’t want you to be unhappy forever because you feel like you owe me something.” “That wasn’t your fault… I… went from being absolutely terrified… to being ready to fucking butcher and eat…" "...Sally..." in less than a month!” “It shouldn’t bother me. It didn’t used to…” They died young together, thousands of years ago, but are still embracing each other after all this time…” “I should be happy... thankful they existed.” “I’m… a monster.”
L.S.S.: No, you… you’re not a monster…! That’s all in the past, we’re past that…! it’s okay you have these feelings. I don’t blame you, the others were a little jealous of you, too…
Mitch(6): “..Then he looked upon my face and saw all of me at once… we were in love. And everything was perfect. Until it fell apart again. Now there is only pain. … Everything falls apart.” “They are filled with regret and sorrow… they are in a lot of pain… they are heartbroken… they’ve lost touch with reality…”  It itches!!”
L.S.S.: We’ve both done things we regret.… Hell, I did things I regret this month… But what do we say, huh? ‘It’s okay to make mistakes and not to be perfect, as long as you learn from it…’
Mitch(6): ….“I just want to be normal. I want us to be able to be normal…” “in some timeline I hadn’t fucked up yet…”” I’m the one that broke the eggs… I appreciate you getting that, by the way.” “I love you.” “...it wouldn’t be the first time…” “And it won’t be the last!”
L.S.S.: It’s okay that we can’t be ‘normal’… We can just be ‘us’.
Mitch(6): “Her soul was corrupted by the dark. By hunger. By isolation. She suffered greatly…”  “I have done terrible things. Unforgivable things. I am so sorry.” “There are no happy endings in life, Sal. We all get the same terrible ending… death.” “I don’t have anything to give you anymore…” .....
“This will be our new beginning.” “It itches!!”
L.S.S.: What are you talking about... No… no, no, wait… what are you doing?! Stop!!...
Mitch(6): “A cut of meat…” “..it’s okay… it’ll be over soon, just…. lay back and try your best to relax… I’ll be right here with you until you’re gone….” “You can consider this… to be your ‘rock bottom’ AND your turning point this time around.” “A dog, a rabbit, two starving beasts…”
L.S.S.: Mitch, stop!! I know you’re hungry, but-
Mitch(6): “Hmm, a tall stack of Sally-cakes… Yeah, I could go for one of those…!” ……. “I’m really in the mood for something sweet right now…” I LOVE strawberries, how did you know?!... look SO yummy!!” “Yum! It’s delicious!” “...Tethered, Forever, on a long, tight leash…”
L.S.S.: Shit, shit, shit, fuck… OH FUCK, THE CHAIN- NO, STOP!! DON’T-
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...My... my finger... you...
....Wait, wait- no, no, NO!-
Mitch(6): “It itches!!” “It itches!!” “It itches!!”….. I am so sorry.”  “I’m… a monster.” “A dog…” “Let me take on this burden…” “Let me make it perfect this time…” "I'm doing this for us." "Let me do this for us." “I love you.” “A rabbit…” "writing on walls, stains on your sheets..."
L.S.S.: [barely audible] No... no.... this isn’t happening. This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening… It’s all a glitch, this’ll all be over tomorrow… We’ll be back home… we’ll be okay. It doesn’t hurt, so it’s just a glitch… the two of us will be back home and back to normal in the morning…. It’s just a glitch… it’s just a glitch…!!!
Mitch(6): ….. “I am so sorry.”.... “I love you”.....“You’re free.” ….….”I love you” …..“It’s not evil. Just hungry.”... "I am so sorry." “... two starving beasts…” “I love you.”  “I love you.”  “I love you.”  “I love you.”  “I love you.”  “I love you.”...... "New destinations, familiar streets..." “Part of” “me” “forever” “tethered”…. “Sally..." ..... "My sweet, love-sick Sally..."
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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L.S.S.: Oh, um.. You’re bringing up asks on your… face… did you want us to answer some?
Mitch(6): “Hey hey! What’s up, internet~” “Yes, now Sally and I can ‘talk to friends’.”
L.S.S.: I’ll take that as a yes…
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Mitch(6): “Eheh, did you recognize me? Huh? C’mon, you can tell me…”“…Um… hi, everybody! I’m Mitch-” “Okay, who the fuck’s training the new guy…?”   “Do you think any of them could help us figure out the deal with the door and the window and stuff?” “ I wouldn’t want anybody else by my side in the thick of it.” “(ACTION FAILED)”
L.S.S.: I’ll take that as a ‘yes’, this is them, ‘no’ this is still the glitch, uh… the door thing is still going on, we haven’t been able to figure it out yet… but I’m glad you’re with me, too... and no, you didn’t receive any items while you were here…
Mitch(6): “I was a little worried at first, but you caught on so fast! You’re a natural, Sally.”
L.S.S.: Heh, thanks. I guess I am getting pretty good at this…
Mitch(6): ”Did Rob say how long he thought repairs would take?”
L.S.S.: Trust me, we’ve been trying… 
Mitch(6): “...we can bust out of here together…”
L.S.S.: I hope so… I’m hoping that this will all be over tomorrow, and everything will be back to normal.
Mitch(6): “It’ll be like none of this ever happened….” “You’ll be able to go right back to your life.”
L.S.S.: … yeah. We’ll pick right off where we left off…
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Mitch(6): “Ah- hi, Meadow! It’s nice to meet you! [nodding]” “Eheh, figures- they got a taste, and now they’re just gonna keep comin…~” “'Original Flavor~’ [laughing] “This Art is… inaccurate…” “You had big eyes with long lashes, pale skin, dark hair that was longer and more wild than I’d ever seen you wear it” “You’ve said it yourself in multiple timelines- you’re a creature of habit.” 
L.S.S.: … so… Yes? No…?
Mitch(6): “Uh… it’s a common name. 'Mitch’ and 'Mitch 1’ were taken already.”
L.S.S.: Well, that’s my voice, so I’ll take all that as a ‘no’... I guess you really are the Mitchie I was supposed to be with with all this time, huh…?
Mitch(6): “one more little obstacle, and then we can really start living the life we’ve been dreaming of- the two of us, together forever…!” “It itches!!”
L.S.S.: I guess you’re feeling that, too… I’m sorry, Mitchie. Uh, here…
[scratches Mitch(6) behind the ears]
Mitch(6): “That’s much better!” “Thank you for the gifts! 🎁💕” [^w^]
L.S.S.: You’re welcome, I’m glad I could help.
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Mitch(6): “Add item Mac and Cheese to inventory?” “...I’m willing to set up a grill…” “Uh, let me find my extra apron…”
L.S.S.: Oh, uh, are you getting hungry, Mitchie…?
Mitch(6): “Uh… Maybe we can make pancakes together…?”
L.S.S.: Well… I don’t know if pancakes would be good for you when you’re like this… we’ll find you something, though, don’t worry! And I guess I’ll bring it in here for you too, since you’re kind of tied up…
Mitch(6): “Yum! It’s delicious!”
L.S.S.: Alright! I'll go see what we have for you…
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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Goretober 2022 Day 30: Sickness
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I went to check. The KEWK x LSS mark made its fifth appearance, on the drapes, and when I went to look through the window, there was no longer a 'view'. It's nothing now....
When I turned back, Mitch was standing behind me. She hadn't moved from her spot on the bed in hours... she stood there, and she was quiet. I tried to talk to her, but she didn't respond. I handed her one of her notebooks and a pen to see if she could write a response, and she scribbled this.... When she was done, she smiled and started walking toward me. She... she bit me.... She latched onto me with her teeth, and managed to take a chunk out of my arm.... I pushed her back, but she just kept coming, and coming, and laughing, and laughing....
I've barricaded the door to the bedroom with her inside. I can still hear her..... I've stopped the bleeding, but it still hurts like hell.
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I..... guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.....
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..... God, this deja vu....
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