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I'm not really good at rapping, can I do erotic fan fiction?
A line brought into the world by Kris Wolf
This now stands as the best promo line I’ve heard in Stardom
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I desperately want Jackson and Holt to just fuck with everyone about Human Lore™. Just blatantly lying about how people function and what they can and can't do. Openly and obviously contradicting everything Clawdeen has ever said and she does nothing to stop them.
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> proof - proof <
> proof - proof <
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well, guess who lost control of my hands again and was compelled to scribble down designs for ANOTHER Deltarune AU? yeah. me. it doesn't really have a proper name yet so I've just been calling it Changeling AU for now, I'll figure that out later.
these would be the cast's dark world designs; they parallel early Deltarune concepts in which the lightners would turn into monsters in the dark world-- with a few medieval fantasy fae-flavored twists this time around. mortals become a variety of magical beasts in the fae's dark realm, with only 'Kris' strangely unaffected... aside from the hue shift and conspicuously pointed ears, that is.
the main 'Kris' of this AU isn't the only human in town. instead, they're ironically the only one in town who ISN'T human, though not even they know it yet. in reality they're a Changeling, a fae creature that was left as a 'gift' to replace a taken human child. they can do things, strange things. animals come to them in the night, and the cool touch of iron burns their skin. they're afraid of what they see in the mirror; human eyes don't gleam in the dark, and their teeth shouldn't be so sharp. so they hide their features, and they ignore the whispers of the townsfolk, and they keep their head down.
they made a mistake, a terrible one... and they need to set it right.
meanwhile, the human they replaced is still out there somewhere in the fae world, twisted by its curse into a cornered, desperate beast seeking any escape from the realm that has held them prisoner all their life. it's said that when the full moon casts deep shadows over the woods, you can still hear their anguished howls in the dark begging for the name that once was theirs. they can never leave the dark world without it. they'd do anything to get it back.
all they've ever really wanted was to find their way home.
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She would like to wolf down on some pizza right about now... 🍕
I love Kris so I wanted to draw her all big and cute for @pissiskris !!! 💜
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oh wow a (insert fandom here) subreddit how cool we get to share art and and ideas and talk about the games and characters.
*browses and sees it mainly consists of people bitch about fanart and ships and how it´s incorrect. Constant gatekeeping of media and posting mean comments when people post their ship art of characters kissing or snuggling or whatever.*
like gurl, the media you want to gatekeep and keep ´realistic to canon´ includes spaceship flying foxes, wolves and rabbits. Some also include humanoid feminine goats with makeup and cartoon skeletons drinking ketchup. Others include a cartoon pshycotic bunny with sharp teeth and his detective beer bellied dog man partner.
Why would it be so far fetched to imagine them also snuggling and kissing one another? Like shooting and murdering one another is totally A-ok, but snuggling and kissing? Disgusting.
Oh and don´t think I don´t notice how some people specificly target the gay ships "unrealistic" and gets downvoted while the straight ships are getting upvoted and praised as "realistic". Or just certain ships that others have considered "better".
Yall need to calm the fuck down. Make love, not war 😍😍😍
Anyhow, I just wanted to type this to say that at least I and many others appriciate AUs and alternative takes on characters while taking inspiration of the source material.
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couldn't think of where to put us, so put us anywhere!
(featuring @evesandfriends as Kris and me as Susie!)
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A doodle of Kris for @krisispiss!
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holy shit Kristopher. Holy shit.
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I would sell my entire soul to watch Brody King and Kris Statlander fight each other like pls y’all I can only get so bisexual
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First Round! Gender Envy Elimination
Art of Kris : made by @commandette (thank you!!! find the original post at the 'art of kris')
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