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#Knives out
close-writer · 1 day
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notrandtumblin · 2 days
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krirebr · 1 day
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Good moaning. 😇 Third time is the charm. 😉
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Alright, Navy, let's do this! I've been awake for about 5 minutes, so bear with me.
Part One and Part Two
Written on my phone, unedited.
Warnings: explicit language
"Ransom!" You yelled as you got out of your car, slamming the door behind you. "Ransom, you fucking asshole, I hope you're happy!"
The door opened to his stupid glass house, and he glared at you from the doorway. "What the fuck? This is a nice neighborhood, ok? Get in here and stop screaming on my lawn."
He stood aside as you barreled into his home, absolutely seething. You rounded on him as you stood in the middle of his open-plan first floor. "You win, ok?? You fucking win. It's over."
He was keeping his distance, seemingly able to tell that even you weren't sure how you'd react if he got any closer. You watched him take in your nice dress, the pearls around your neck, the way you’d done your hair. "What exactly did I win?" he asked, his voice low and serious.
"He proposed, ok? At dinner with my parents." You could still see him, kneeling next to your chair, still feel the way your chest had gotten so tight as soon as his knee hit the floor.
Ransom started to smile, just a tiny thing for now. "And you said no?" You nodded. "Why?"
"Because you were fucking right!" You growled, still so mad about the whole thing. That your boyfriend had dared to ask. That Ransom’s face had flitted into your mind as soon as he did. That your parents had looked so disappointed when your only response to his question had been a panicked shake of your head. "You were right. I'm so fucking bored and so tired of pretending that's the life I want, ok?! Are you happy?"
"I'm getting there," he said, the slight smile from before morphing into a smirk. "You came straight here?" You nodded again. "Tell me why."
You made a sound, deep in your throat, halfway between a groan and a strangled cry. He was so fucking impossible. "Because!" you yelled. "Because I think about you all the time! Because you won't leave me alone! Because this is all your fault!"
He finally moved forward, quickly eliminating the space between you. He grabbed your face with both hands and looked you in the eye. "Because you still want me."
You groaned again. "Yes, ok? Yes!"
He kissed you, hard and demanding. His tongue forcing his way into your mouth, taking complete control of the kiss. You melted into it completely, finally getting what you'd been thinking about for months. But then you pushed against his shoulders, breaking the kiss. "Wait," you panted. "Wait. You're such an asshole."
He grinned this time, and you were struck for a second that he looked actually happy. "Yes," he chuckled, "we've established that."
You shook your head. "No," you said, pleaded. "You can't be, ok? You can't be an asshole to me. You have to be nice to me."
"Oh, kitten," he said, and you were a little astounded by the way his voice, his touch, suddenly turned so gentle. "Let me take you upstairs and show you just how nice I can be."
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magewritesstories · 2 days
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Toji and Chris Evans in an oversized white sweater scratch the same itch in my brain, like the same horny happy chemicals in my brain are being released. Another similairity? Both ransom and toji are assholes and murderers (hahahaha... i need help...)
Also how big are those sweaters?? like these are buff men, so those sweaters have to be hugee. dont mind me imagining myself stealing- and drowning in their clothes
─── MAGE
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street-of-mercy · 14 days
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puipui-official · 1 year
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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ironmaodhan · 1 year
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rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover
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nicostiel · 1 year
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#they're married okay
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may-darling · 1 year
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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is
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Glass Onion + Masks (insp)
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departmentq · 1 year
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jay-wasstuff · 1 year
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Source: Screen Rant
Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit
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krasnyel · 1 year
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regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family
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erosia-rhodes · 1 year
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Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”:
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