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jofiah · 7 months
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tumblr live is just haunting me but. wait computer enhance
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WHO IS AI GENERATING TUMBLR LIVE ICONS
who are these people. what is happening. real cool legitimate feature you guys got here @staff
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spongebobssquarepants · 7 months
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redibinch · 2 months
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Laserfrog Valentines day post 💚
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actual-haise · 7 months
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Dame da ne guy: Ah, what a nice day! I am all baka mi-self with this tasty lunch, dame da nobody could disturb this peace! Majima:
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celebratingwomen · 6 months
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Leah Remini for Nightlife Magazine, 2000
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classycookiexo · 2 months
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Same, I need to recreate this with my future husband
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classicsinga · 7 months
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Shaundi: "Johnny, you can't even drive stick, how you gonna fly a plane?"
Johnny:
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charactersmashorpass · 6 months
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"Anyone think Kevin James was the sexiest man of their childhoods or was that just my weird obscure sheltered upbringing"
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sh0wt1m3 · 2 months
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softpastelqueer · 6 months
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"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world."
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borisbubbles · 4 months
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Eurovision 2023: #25
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25. NORWAY Alessandra - "Queen of Kings" 5th place
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Decade ranking: 73/166 [Above The Roop, below Mia Dimsic]
TikTok is a scourge on this world.
For those that wondered what a bad non-Noa 2023 result looks like, I present the above. Like yeah sure ITALY is the biggest offender of "Gets Votes Due To Pre-Built Expectations" on average but honestly... Norway's kinda up there too lately. AND ALTHOUGH I'M RANKING HER AHEAD OF MARCO, NORWAY'S RESULT OFFENDS ME WAY MORE. Third in the televote, really? Over Joker Out? Over Monika? Over Brunette? If that is what fan service is supposed to deliver, then the fans of this show are pieces of shit -- April Lewis, me.
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I struggle with verbalizing why Alessandra is so meh to me. I should like this. She's camp, her song's uptempo, she was even decent on the night (after being bad literally every other time she had to perform). WHAT IS MISSING HERE?! WHY IS THIS ENTRY NOT AS GOOD AS ADVERTISED?
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The issue really is that Queen of Kings is kind of boring. When you think about it, it's just a bunch of uptempo nothing carried by dumb lyrics and a basic techno beat. [ed.: you will NEVER be Cecilia] When Alessandra showed up in MGP (which was bad) and unexpectedly beat Ulrikke (who was attempting a Husavík - embarrassing) it was great though, in part BECAUSE she was basic and relied heavily on the live autotune. (lol you forgot MGP had live autotune, didn't you?). To finally have something, anything upbeat in what looked like a pretty meh pool, Norway temporarily gave me a lifeline I could cling to during these dire times of need! NOTHING IN THIS WORLD CAN STOP THE SPREAD OF A WITCH!!! SHE WILL BE THE WARRIOR OF THE NORTHERN SILENT SEAS!!!
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And that is the ONLY reason Alessandra made it as far as she did on my ranking.
But then, things got better. Promise happened. Carpe Diem happened and Cha Cha Cha happened. Gustaph and Vesna, whom I had doubts about at the time improved drastically at the contest. Mimicat and Loreen and Pasha delivered as expected. There weren't many good entries (compared to 2022 and especially 2021), but a few did show themselves. Norway meanwhile, were on their fourth shallow meme entry in a row and enough. Time to try something else girlies. Why couldn't this televote result have gone to Edgar instead? (lol I have harsh words for that one too, but patience, children, first we have smaller fish to fry)
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Ultimately, "Queen of Kings" was vaguely camp Eurovision pulp at its silliest and most scuffed (the fucking NERVE NRK had to try and frame it as a ~Secretly Complex Bisexual Anthem~ like, literally: die), but I find those traits more charming in filler entries nobody has high expectations for (Solo is HERE to stay for a while, and you will deal) and kinda embarrassing in overrated fanfave beasts designed to steal televotes from the plucky underdogs that truly deserved them. But hey, maybe that's just me. 🤷‍♀️
THE RANKING
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spongebobssquarepants · 7 months
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uvexar · 28 days
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what have i done
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georgi-girl · 3 months
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Young Branch: “Where’s Grandma?”
John Dory: “She had to go to a funeral because one of her friends died.”
Branch: “What’s died?”
John Dory: “… I don’t know.”
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