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skyeslittlecorner · 1 month

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Sorry if you're neck deep in kiddie headcanons but it's too cute to pass up. Like we already got kings, but I need to see kiddie nobles. Mainly Hades because I'm weak. Making sure little Barbatos doesn't take off all of his clothes and throw them everywhere, having to chase down lil Glasy because he's trying to prank others into fight each other, or running around with scissors. And unintentional hide and seek with Foras because poor baby can't control his invisibility, and you're panicking because you think you lost him but in reality he's with you the entire time...maybe have to put a bell on him to know where he is.

AHHH THIS! I love it so much! The little ones from Hades are so chaotic and completely unintentional (apart from Glasyal, he is very intentional). But I bet Levi is a great father, after all, the whole country treats him like one.

The big brain of yours is truly amazing, from today I'm starting a kindergarten, goodbye romance interests, you are too cute as children- Just look at them!

Gehenna

All the little ones have gathered of their own in the living room, where Satan sits cross-legged in the middle of the fluffy carpet and fights with them. He's dishing out punches one after the other. Strong enough to push the kids away, but not to actually hurt them. You don't think he's ever had so much fun with his nobles! He decreed that he would be the evil king one who kidnapped the Descendant of Solomon, and now you sit on his lap while he fends off the little nobles.

Leraye and Paimon excel at scheming, having the most fun when they manage to hang onto Satan's biceps, and he tries to shake them off. Belial was smarter. He taught Jiyu how to make paper bullets and shot Satan with a slingshot, but all the bullets got stuck in his fluffy hair, so you pulled them out regularly.

Sitri is not so bold. At first, he sat huddled in the corner of the room, covering his ears with his hands. You made an exception for him and took him on your lap. The noise suddenly stops bothering him as he cuddles into your chest and leers smugly at the others. Little smartass.

The kids launching an attack quickly get tired. Only when they were scattered on the couches, snoring loudly, did Astaroth pull Zagan towards you. He put markers in your hands and demanded you to draw (or pet his little snake, as you wish). Of course, you didn't resist them, although instead of using a piece of paper, you started drawing on Satan's cheek. This couldn't end well, right? You were pinned to the floor. Who knows what happened next, because Astaroth covered Zagan's eyes, and Satan immediately threw you over his shoulder and took you to the bedroom. Kids had theit fun, now time for you.

Tartaros

You have never met such sweet and problem-free children in your life. You can take them wherever you want, to the palace, for a walk, shopping, they will always come back to you and won't go crazy like some do. Just shower them with love. Especially Eligos, who would like to stick to you and not move, just purring when you pet him and kiss him. He wrapped himself in all the ribbons he had - you had to help him with that so he wouldn't choke or trip - and now he's running from devil to devil because everyone wants to pet him. He is the total center of attention.

Bimet would love to count money, but he is so small that he doesn't really know how to count, so you have some piggy banks with you. He usually gets lost halfway through, but you managed to convince him that this means they are just bottomless and that he is infinitely rich. At first, he didn't trust you (or rather he looked at you in happy shock, because devils cannot doubt), but since Mammon supported you, he has no questions. Especially since the king gave him a basket in which to collect his own wealth, so he follows Eligos to the devils and demands payment for petting him.

Valefor is like an older brother who takes care of them, and it is mainly thanks to him that your walk is so peaceful and pleasant. If Eli flies too far, he will bring him back by the hand. If he falls, he will pet him, calm him down and bring you to kiss his scratched leg so that it doesn't hurt. If Bimet loses a gem or two from his basket, he will show him to pick it up. He keeps turning to you and Mammon to make sure you haven't gone too far. When you praised him for being as brave and responsible as his king, he grew happy and took even better care of the boys. Mammon is really proud of them, and you can see it in his smile. You are too.

Hades

You’re left alone when the king is occupied with work. Do you think it won't be easy? You're absolutely right. Of the three in your care, Glasyal is the nicest. And it's not because he wants to, he's just having fun as he follows you around and watches you struggle with the other two.

Even though Foras is invisible, Barbatos also constantly disappears from your sight. Look for windows where he can bask in the sun. Of course, the fewer clothes he wears, the more fun he got. Once you put him in a corset so he couldn't untangle himself, but Glasyal came with scissors. They almost gouged out their eyes. It was only when you put him in Leviathan's clothes that he stopped shedding them so much and instead cuddled up to them.

Foras is a problem because he isn’t. Literally. You can't see him, amen. He doesn't do it on purpose, but he has no control over his power. Will he be scared? Disappears. Sneezes? Disappears. Will he quarrel with Glasyal? Disappears. Glasyal especially liked the third one, and it brought the little pink devil to tears.

You were getting exhausted, but then the nooses around the kids' necks twitched like leashes being pulled by their owner. The father is coming.

"Enough. Be good." He will admonish them, but with a little smile wandering his lips. All the children will crawl towards him with complete adoration. This time they will hang in the air, not on nooses, but one by one having the honor of being held in their father's arms. Just take those scissors from Glasyal, really.

Avisos

Even though you expected this to be the most chaotic experience of your life, it wasn't that bad at all.

One child drops out because he sleeps. Bael, of course. When you picked him up from the desk, he's been sleeping for about four hours now, snoring loudly and nothing can wake him up. And you tried. Especially Amon, who first poked Bael in the cheek and waited for him to react, but when nothing happened, he just curled up next to him, because why not?, and went to sleep together.

You went to the bathroom for a moment and when you came back, Nabe was also lying in a pile. Also dragged to sleep by Amon, as you saw them holding hands. Stolas was the only one left, so you brought him, however, was a bit more reluctant and really wanted to go to Bathin, so you had to convince him. You took three chairs and threw a blanket over them to build him a fort, and in that fort, a nest. Only then did he settle down there contently.

Of course, Amon didn't miss anything, because he's conscious when he sleeps. He got out of bed and crawled to Stolas' nest. It looked (and was!) much more comfy. Stolas first shouted at him and tried to kick him out, but Amon lay there like a log. This little bird finally got tired and fell asleep too. You put all four of them in the fort, climbed in, grabbed a book and let them cuddle.

Beelzebub, who felt that something was wrong and decided to check on you, burst out laughing when he saw you with the kids. You dragged him along as punishment. Of course, he had priority over you. You laid on Beel and the kids clinged to both of you. When he saw them like this, it brought back memories. You'll learn a little about how he met each of the nobles and what his own childhood was like, as he tell stories and pet each child he talks about.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb satan #whb beelzebub #whb leviathan #whb mammon #actually all their nobles too #skye's little talk

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treasureofmammon · 2 months

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How about writing demon brothers as dads headcanon?

✨️Him as a dad✨️

I was feeling uninspired, but many of you gave me great ideas when I asked. Here is Anon's adorable idea: the 7 brothers as dads!

👥️Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor + MC (gn!reader) + Second generation (gender neutral as well)

⚠️Warnings: Fluff. "Conceiving" mentioned, so there's obvious hints to s3x. Obviously, the theme is Fatherhood.

🔎These are some headcannons that I have about the 7 brothers as dads, mostly based on my own interpretation of how they act.

📝 Note: I wrote one for Mammon alone some months ago, which you can read here

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✨️ Intro ✨️

You and him have been trying to have a baby for some time now, either that you have been trying to conceive or that you have been waiting for a positive answer from an adoption agency.

Now, the good news come: you are having a baby! What would you and this child/children might expect of him as a father?

💙 Lucifer 💙

• He's already a dad! In fact, he's a dad at heart. Actually, taking care of anyone is something that comes naturally to him; although it's usually quite a displeasure to babysit who he has to babysit (yes, his brothers). So when you let him know that he's gonna be a father, the man is so excited! This is something that he really looks forward to.

• His first reaction is shock. But after a few seconds of letting it sink in, he's so happy! He hugs you tight! And he might cry a little but won't let you know. —Lu-Luci, are you crying?—, he looks away and sniffs, —N-No...—.

• As a provider, Lucifer is excellent. This child has it all from birth to adulthood and even beyond!

• At first, he makes sure that the kid's room is ready to receive them and is constantly changing it as they grow up to suit their needs.

• He tries his best to enroll the child in the best kindergarten, the best elementary school, the best high school, the best college, etc. In fact, in their first years, Luci is making sure that his baby is receiving all the positive stimulation you two can provide.

• Lucifer is an avid reader as well, so he's definitely reading to the child and encouraging them to read once the child knows how.

• He has a busy schedule, but he tries his best to assist to all of the events and activities that the kid has. A school play? Man is there with a camera on! A concert? Man is there with a camera on! A dance performance? Man is there with a camera on!

• Also, at those moments, he's feeling especially proud. With a huge grin in his face and his puffed chest filled with pride, he stands up at the end of the activity and applauds enthusiastically.

• Lucifer might not initiate affectionate contact, meaning he's not going to hug anyone unless asked. Nonetheless, if the kid extends his arms to his father, he for sure is hugging the kid, picking them up, and kissing them if asked.

• The child is probably very loving, though. You have thought them to be like that because you know Luci has some small issues with showing it himself, sometimes. But he's usually happy to receive the love. For instance, Lucifer might not always say "I love you", but if the kid says so, Luci will, of course, answer "me too". Or he might not kiss this kid out of the blue, but if the kid asks or surprises Lucifer with a kiss, Luci is happy to bent down and put his cheek in front of the kid for a little goodbye, goodnight or hello kissy.

• Although he might not be very expressive with his words, he expresses his love with his actions and acts of service. Lucifer is as present as he can. Always delivering to whatever this child needs.

• He's also a jealous father. So, the teenage child or young adult will have a hard time introducing you two to their romantic partner.

💛 Mammon 💛

• Mammon will cry! —Mammon, we will be parents!—, Mammon will be shocked, but then, he'll burst in tears, especially if this is something he's been looking forward to. —Honey, are you crying?— you ask, and answering between sniffs, he will say something tsundere-like: —N-No! I just got somethin' in my eyes! Like happiness or whatever...—. You must hug him very tight!

• Mammon is definitely buying everything in the Devildom to make this kid happy, from clothes, to decor, to toys (some not even appropriate for their age, say a figurine or a remote control car that the baby won't be able to play with until years later).

• He's preparing the kid's room almost on his own (especially if you're pregnant), doing all sorts of DIY projects until he's happy with the results.

• If you're pregnant, Mammon won't leave your side. He's there all the time!, either holding your hand, helping you get up, holding your hair if you are nauseous, etc. He's a supportive partner!

• Although he's messy. Once told he'll be a father, my baby boo is buckling up for real now. He might not stop gambling or his entrepreneur mistakes, but he'll slow down and always have enough money to give to his household.

• Mammon will take every bit of model gigs that he can to provide to this child and you. Although, you're probably the main provider of the household (let's be honest).

• He will play with this kid constantly, making pillow forts, hide and seek, etc.

• Mammon is happy to cook for this kid and then feed them until they have the age to properly feed themselves. For him, doing these domestic tasks is something he truly enjoys but will never let anyone know.

• He definitely cries with every achievement this kid has, even if it's just a symbolic graduation from kindergarten, Mammon is crying. You have to constantly reassure and console him, but it's no issue, right? After all, that just shows how much he loves this kid. Mammon is too cute!

• Mammon is also as present as he can. He records or takes pictures of everything: his baby's firsts steps, his baby's birthdays, his kid's graduations, his child's performances. Everything! And he knows how to do it in a way that looks good and even artistic.

• Mammon will not always help the kid with his homework, as some things might be difficult for him, either because he has a hard time explaining himself or because at some point, the topics will get too complicated for him. But Mammon will do what he can; for example, he'll definitely help if it's something like a solar system model.

• I'm sorry, but Mammon is incapable of punishing this child. That's a you task. Nonetheless, he's always there to nod at your side. He knows you're right.

• He will make original songs for your kid.

• On that note, he'll sing lullabies at night while tucking them up in bed. He won't read them though, because he usually falls asleep before them. It's quite funny actually.

• Though he acts like a tough guy, he has a soft spot for this kid for sure. It's a side that you always knew he had, but his family and friends didn't, so it's a pleasant surprise for everyone. Lucifer is super proud of Dad Mammon but won't tell him.

• Mammon is ready to drive the child to wherever they need to go. He might find it like a drag, but he'll do it for their own safety.

• He always prepares family movie nights, cheap family outings, special dinners and more. He's very creative on this one.

• Mammon will encourage and accept his kid's desires, opinions and decisions. He's a supportive dad all the way!

• He's also a protective and jealous dad! Your teenager kid / young adult child is having a hard time introducing him to their significant other.

🧡 Leviathan 🧡

• The news take him by surprise. He knew this is something that you wanted and he, as usual, is willing to give you whatever you want, but now that it's a reality, he is a mix of nervousness and happiness.

• He has a lot of self doubts of him as a dad the first few months (even years), so you constantly have to reassure him that everything will be okay and that he will/is doing great.

• With time, he's nervousness transforms into excitement! Especially when you brought up the topic of the kid becoming a new player.

• He'll design and sew family t-shirts with "Player N.1", "Player N.2" and "Player N.3" phrases.

• If a newborn baby, the first time he sees them, he's very scared to hold them, but once you teach him how and he calms down, he looks at his child's little face and cries. You stay in silence by his side, and say nothing, letting him have his father-child moment in peace.

• Levi is a very supportive father, constantly backing up his child's decisions and actions.

• His kid is definitely very aware that bullying is wrong, except if directed to uncle Mammon. So Levi is a very proud dad when he realizes that his kid is stepping up to defend someone.

• Leviathan is definitely helping with homework, especially if artistic or crafty. He's also designing all the costumes for the school plays and dance performances.

• He has a hard time coming to parent meetings, so that's a task that you'll have to assume. Sorry. But that doesn't mean he isn't interested in what they had to say; in fact, as soon as you walk in home, he's asking about everything the teacher said.

• Levi will go to school events and activities, but it takes a lot of effort for him to do so. You have convinced him to use his Navy uniform and act as an extroverted anime Admiral. That façade actually helped him in Parents' day, when each kid had to introduce one of his parents and then the parent had to explain their job: —I- I...— *ahem* —I am the Devildom's Grand Admiral, Leviathan, Avatar of Envy...—, suddenly, a very deep and masculine voice that you and your kid have never heard comes out of Levi, explaining his job as an Admiral, part of his act as his alterego character.

• Levi does slow down with his gaming addiction. He has to, because you two need to work as a team to raise this kid well.

• Talking about gaming, Levi is pushing this hobby to his child too. He also watches anime and reads manga to/with his child since a little baby. Either they'll grow up to love it or hate it.

• Once you're able to go back to work, he stays home and takes care of everything on that side. Although he might have escaped from a task once or twice during the day to play videogames, watch anime or read manga. Once an otaku, always an otaku.

• Nonetheless, Leviathan will take decisions and act in ways that not you nor his family and friends expected. As a father, Levi will grow up in a heartbeat, without stop being himself. It's something extraordinary and wonderful to see. This actually happened to my uncle, it was so interesting.

• Finally, Levi is not a jealous father. On the contrary, he will respect his child's decision and encourage them unconditionally always. Always.

💚 Satan 💚

• —Satan, we are having a child!—. Very much like some of his brothers, he's shocked to know; but slowly, as the news sink in, he goes from shocked to complete happiness. To said the least, he's thrilled, hugging you tight and kissing you all-over your pretty face, —I love you so much, thank you kitten!—. He might tear a little, but won't even hide it. —Oh! Darling, are you crying?—, —Why, of course! I'm going to be a dad! I'm happy!—.

• Satan is definitely getting serious as soon as the news arrive. He'll get a job, probably as an scholar. And if you're not married yet, he'll marry you for sure: —I read that it's a big deal in the human realm if people have kids without getting married, so I'll propose to you anytime soon! Prepare kitten—, you sigh and answer —Honey, have you been reading human books from the XIX century again?—, —... ... ... That doesn't matter, ok? Let's get married!—. Don't worry, he'll propose to you again and in a very romantic way.

• He's also reading a lot of parenting books, like..., a lot.

• If the child is a baby (biological or not), Satan will go shopping with you to get the nursery room ready. And yes, everything is cat themed; I promise it looks adorable anyway.

• When Satan sees this child for the first time, he feels an instant connection. He'll carefully hold his baby/kid, look at their small face, and cry of happiness, completely full of love for them.

• Once the child is home (if adopted) or big enough (if biological), he's a super dad! He prepares nutritional meals, he plays stimulating games with them, he reads them all the time, and teach them all the important things. It's actually a beautiful sight to witness.

• He'll waste no opportunity to dress his adorable kid in cat themed clothes.

• Satan, as the book lover that he is, will definitely encourage reading. In fact, reading is a must in this household!

• Similar to Lucifer, Satan wants the best education for his child from start to finish. He might be a little pushy with the fact that academical success is important, which might cause tension between him and his child if the latter doesn't enjoy it or has a hard time.

• Nonetheless, Satan is always there to help with homework. He also gives great advice.

• Since Satan has some paternal figure issues, he might doubt himself from time to time, reconsidering his methods as a dad. Even if he read all the parenting books there is, like the rest of his brothers (and the entirety of parents in the world), nothing actually prepared him for parenthood. However, he has you by his side to help, talk, and give him encouragement if needed. And so, likewise, if you feel doubtful, he's there for you too.

• He's 100% in all his kid's events. He won't miss one. He doesn't like to be the one filming or taking pictures. That'd be you. Because he actually prefers to enjoy his kid's performances to the fullest without any interruptions. He feels extremely proud once the event is over.

• He's a very active dad in matters like school meetings, parents' day, festivals, sports, poetry recitals, etc.

• Like Mammon and Lucifer, he's a jealous dad. Yes, this poor child will also have a hard time introducing their partner to Satan.

• Satan would actually be an amazing dad. He will do his best to succeed in this too, trying to find the balance between a loving and a serious dad.

• Now, do you realize that this kid will be the child of Satan? You better raise him in the Devildom to avoid any unnecessary problems in the Human realm.

🩷 Asmodeus 🩷

• Asmo was not into being a dad at first. After all, that'd mean that he can't party as much as he wants. But you managed to convince him. He can't win against you. Besides, he'll give you whatever you want, whenever you want it.

• Although at first he was unsure, after realizing that he'd create something beautiful with you (a family), he was in! Especially if that means conceiving, because... well, he's the Avatar of Lust, after all.

• When you tell him the good news, Asmo is extremely excited! He hugs you and swings you around. —Oh hon! That's fantastic!—. That day turned into one of the best days of his life.

• If you're pregnant, expect Asmo to be around you all the time, making sure that you're alright. He has your back. You can count on him.

• Also, he's definitely designing the most flamboyant kid's room ever! And definitely makes his brothers arrange it for him. It's not that he can't do it himself. It's just that why would he risk damaging his beautiful hands if his brothers are all there?!

• When the kid is finally here, Asmo is excited and happy. He'll definitely cry openly and dramatically because he sincerely feels so. He has been waiting for so long!, and now his child is here, with you two. Immense love fills his chest, and tears can't stop escaping his gorgeous eyes.

• Asmo bought a huge wardrobe with the cutest and most fashionable pieces of clothes for kids!

• You thought that Asmo was not going to change diapers or clean other fluids; but, boy, were you wrong! He does! And he takes the opportunity to dress the baby up every single time, making them look more adorable than they already are. Yes, this kid has around 5 daily outfit changings.

• Obviously, Asmo is in charge of the kid's clothing.

• He's taking pictures and videos of his child ALL THE TIME!! Including selfies. He won't post them on social media, though, because you explained to him how harming that can be. Instead, he is creating an artsy digital album for the family with all these.

• Asmo is not in the school events as a simple viewer, Asmo is the school director of the plays, the choreographer, the music compositor, and/or the costumes' designer. You can bet he's there to make sure his little baby shines!

• As a father, Asmo is very open-minded, loving, and caring. And his child is definitely enjoying all of his attention.

• In fact, Asmo is always hugging your kid tight! This might become a nuisance when they grow older.

• He's also extremely supportive and maybe even a little too laid-back in certain areas. As Mammon, he won't punish this child, and being the "bad guy" will fall on you.

• Asmo is not an overprotective dad. In fact, he encourages his child to live freely, trusting that you and him have made a good job raising them.

❤️ Beelzebub ❤️

• —Beel, I want a baby!—, —Okay—. He won't even dissuade you. He'll give you whatever you want. You want a hamburger?, he'll bring hamburgers to home for you (half eaten by him, sorry). You want a fancy date?, he's taking you on a fancy date. You want a house?, he'll give you a house. You want to murder someone?, he'll do it for you! You want a baby?, he's giving you one in whatever way you want: conceiving, adopting, heck!, even stealing it from their birth parents. Of course, you won't ask him to do something that is clearly wrong. If anything, you're a positive person in his life. That's why he loves you so much.

• For Beel, family is everything, and so is this child. Although he didn't quite realize that he'd be a father until the child arrives. Of course, he's happy when you tell him the good news, but it's until he's holding the baby that it actually sinks.

• Just one look into that kid's face, and he swears that he will protect this child no matter what. Yes, he prepared the kid's room the way you wanted; yes, he saw your belly grow, took care of you and held your hand during childbirth (if you got pregnant); yes, he saw you prepare for everything, but it's until he holds his child that he realizes the precious weight that he has now. —Y/N, I'll protect you and this child with my life—, none a single second to look at another thing or person other than his kid.

• As expected, this kid is very loving with their father because Beel is a gentle giant, a huge teddy bear! They are always hugging him and playing with him.

• And Beel is definitely the type of father to give his child whatever they want.

• Beel is very expressive with his actions. He always does all sorts of things for his kid, from cooking their favorite meal to building them a tree house, from playing with them to helping them do their homework..., everything!

• One of Beel's love languages is quality time, so he'll definitely spend time with his child. Since he's a sports lover, he'll teach the kid some sports (most likely, fangoal).

• Beel is not very expressive with his words, but when needed, Beel will give his kid precious advice. Those are the very few times that your kid will remember his father's wisdom and carry his teachings into adulthood.

• Beel is very open-minded. He will trust his kid's decisions and respect their opinions, hoping you and him have done a good job raising this child.

• Beel is not a jealous father, but if necessary, he'll look into someone if he has a hunch and then talk to you if necessary.

💜 Belphegor 💜

• —Belphie, I want a child!—, an awkward silence fills the attic, a long pause while Belphie looks at you straight in the eyes —... and you chose me to be their dad?!, Nah-ah—. He definitely didn't want to be a dad, that actually didn't even cross his mind. Marry you? Without hesitation. Living together? Obviously, yes! Have pets together? Sure! But him being a dad? Don't you remember the example his dad set?

• But you'll definitely insist on this one (or maybe you'll get pregnant without planning it). Anyway, he will eventually say yes, but only if you let him be (sleep), —... then I guess it's fine. Although it seems like a lot of work but I can't really say no to you if this is something you really want, can I?—, he sighs and lays down in bed, ready to nap for the nth time.

• When the news arrives, Belphie is quite surprised. But he's happy nonetheless. He has never experienced or witnessed firsthand what raising a kid it's like, so he can't help but remember what it was like when Lilith came to life. She was such a refreshing gust of air, wonderfully candid and kind. So suddenly, Belphie is eager to take this step with you.

• If this kid is being born, Belphie suggests naming them Lilith, and you agree.

• Although he doesn't like to do physical efforts, he will prepare the kid's room with a little a lot of help from his twin brother, of course.

• Belphie is a loving father, but since he's lazy, don't expect him to do much around the house. He tries, though. It's just that his sin consumes him most of the time.

• He enjoys peaceful activities, though, like cooking and/or feeding the child, reading them books, playing some games, watching movies, and obviously, sleeping while cuddling.

• Belphie is a stay-at-home dad, so he's quite present in his child's life. But like his brother Leviathan, he'll escape his tasks once or twice a day, although to sleep.

• He might not like going outside to school events, but he always makes a huge effort to go. He watches the whole thing, proud of his kid.

• He cuddles and hugs his kid a lot. He has no reservations in that regard.

• Belphie enjoys family time a lot, especially if you invite Beel to join.

• Belphie doesn't care about anything, as long as his kid is happy, he's fine. So he isn't a jealous dad either.

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[Notes: The character(s) depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. The text here was made by me: Treasure of Mammon, meaning this is fan-made. | GN!Reader | English is not my first language, so there might be orthographic and syntax errors. I urge you all to interact kindly with this post].

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doesthatsuggestanythingtoyou · 3 months

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Oiled Paintings

> melissa schemmenti x fem!reader

> requested? nope.

> content/warnings: mentions of arson, R is a closeted french

> a/n: this idea just came to me in the shower 🤷🏻‍♀️ let me know if anyone wants another part lol, and please tell me if the french here is okay enough 😭

“Alright, alright! Hush now!”

Teaching 8th graders the sense of art can either be a joy or a pain in someone’s ass—your ass, to be precise. Fortunately for you, it was both. There were days when the transitioning children were calm, and there were days when they reverted back to their kindergarten selves.

“All of you are required to bring aprons for our next meeting,” you told them as you wrote down a list of things they should bring. “You can also bring spare shirts, preferably dark ones, to top off your uniforms.” You reminded them gently as you watched most of the students write down what you listed on the board.

As you were watching them, a hand shot up from the side. “Miss, what are we doing at our next meeting?” Iya, a bright student who always helped you discipline her classmates, asked.

Giving Iya a smile, you crossed your arms and leaned back. “Remember our last lesson about paintings?” Your students nodded their heads. “Well, we’re going to do oil painting at our next meeting.” You topped off the list with a title that said OIL PAINTING.

A series of wohoo’s and yey’s were met with your announcement. Since you started teaching them how to properly mix paint, they’ve been waiting for an activity that consisted of paint, being dirty, and, of course, being free to paint whatever they wanted to. Raising your hands, you motioned for them to quiet down. “Alright, quiet down. I know everyone is excited—especially you, Jake. But before you leave, I just want everyone to know that I will need you to write what topic you are going to paint, just so we can have it as clean as possible. Just leave it with your last teacher for today.”

Right as you wrapped up your announcement, the bell rang, and the students began to stand and pile up outside the door for lunch. “Good job today, guys! Let’s go.” You gave them their signal to go.

As the last student went down the stairs, you went inside your classroom and prepared your laptop bag to go towards the teacher’s lounge on your floor. Yet, when you entered the lounge, you were met with a balloon on your face.

What in the hell is happening?

You swatted the balloon away and observed the room; it was full of decoration, and Mrs. Microft’s name was printed on a tarp just above the windows. As you read the small words below Mrs. Microft’s name, the information hit you. The elderly math teacher, who somehow harbored a disdain for you, was retiring. You scratched your nape and decided that the woman deserved to be wished off with peace, which included you not showing your face to her and watching it scrunch up with a frown.

Where am I going to take my lunch?

You thought as you travelled down the building with a frown. Not really paying attention, you bumped into Jacob, another 8th grade teacher, who somehow has not even shown his face in the 2nd floor lounge since he began teaching at Abbott. You weren’t even sure he knew your name.

"Hey, Y/N!” Well, he certainly did know your name. “Where are you going?”

Giving Jacob a nervous smile, you held up your lunch bag. “A place for lunch.” This had Jacob raising his eyebrows in curiosity. So, you decided to ease his mind and answered the unasked question. “The 2nd floor teachers are having a farewell party for Mrs. Microft, and since the woman clearly hates me—” You and Jacob walked down the stairs towards the 1st floor lounge. “I decided that stressing her with my face was too much, even for Satan’s cousin.”

Jacob nodded his head as you told him what happened; he didn’t even know that he was leading you to the 1st floor lounge. When you stopped talking, both of you were faced with the lounge’s door. “Well, we’re already at the front of the 1st floor lounge; you can take your lunch here. Although I would warn you—” He opened the door and motioned for you to step closer. “Mr. Morton takes his lunch here, so if he bothers you, just turn your head in another direction.”

Stepping inside, you nodded your head at Jacob. You weren’t really sure as to why he would warn you about Mr. Morton, because the science teacher is a softie towards certain people, and that includes you. "Sure, Mr. Hill, thank you for the heads-up.” The first person you saw inside was, of course, Mr. Morton, who stood up and walked towards you.

Crossing his arms, Mr. Morton raised an eyebrow. “Well, well, well. Look at who the bird brought in.” A minute went by, and Jacob had his breath on hold as he watched Mr. Morton eye you up and down. Yet, as you reciprocated the action towards Mr. Morton, the science teacher gave you a smile and a pat on the shoulder, then went back towards his seat.

Jacob released his breath and huffed before taking your shoulders and guiding you towards his, Janine's, and Gregory’s table. “I knew this seat was going to be taken soon!” He motioned for you to sit down in between him and Janine.

The moment you sat down, Janine was all over you like ants on sugar. “Hi! I’m Janine, Miss Teauges, but you already know that—I'm one of the second grade teachers.” To be honest, you didn’t even know her name, so you were grateful that she said it. “This is Gregory, the first grade teacher. He was a sub before being permanent; apparently, he just waited for the students to warm up to him before telling Ava he wanted to apply for the position permanently." You noticed that Janine waved her hands a lot when she told a story. Gregory tended to just listen to her, even when she spoke over him.

Ah, he’s in love.

However, on the other table, Melissa and Barbara can tell you were getting irritated at Janine’s incessant babbling. And before you decide to stand up and leave the room, Barabara chooses to intervene. "Ah, Janine. I doubt Miss...”

Turning your head and giving Barbara your attention, you replied. “L/N. Y/N L/N. 8th grade teacher, arts.”

Barbara gave you a nod and continued. “I doubt Ms. L/N is interested in how Gregory decided to apply for a permanent position.” With this, Janine gave Barbara a tight-lipped smile and leaned against her chair. Giving Janine a glance, you offered Barbara a grateful nod. “Oh, I’m Mrs. Howard, kindergarten teacher.”

“Nice to meet you, Mrs. Howard.” You gave her a blinding smile and turned to the other teacher beside Barbara. “And Mrs.” The redheaded teacher beside Barbara looked at you with a raised eyebrow and smirked.

“Schemmenti. Melissa Schemmenti. You call me Ms. Schemmenti, capisce?” Melissa—Ms. Schemmenti pointed at you using her fork, making your eyes widen. Giving the redhead a nervous smile, you dug into your lunch box and grabbed your lunch.

Giving her friend a glance at her odd behavior, Barbara cleared her throat and turned back to you. “So, Y/N, why haven’t we seen you before? How many years have you been working here at Abbott?”

Tearing your gaze from Melissa, you gave Barbara a smile as you unpacked your lunch. “Ah, I’ve been here for five years. I teach 8th grade art, so I always spend my time in my classroom.” You finished explaining before taking a bite of your chicken salad.

Melissa watched you as you took a bite of the chicken out of your salad and scrunched up her nose. “Is that Parisian Chicken Salad?” The redhead leaned her back against the table while scrutinizing your lunch.

You finished chewing the chicken before giving her a reply. “Uh, yes.” You gave her a frown while taking your water bottle out of your bag. “You French?” With her assumption, you choked on your water and coughed. Fortunately, you didn’t spit any of it on the table or towards Janine, who watched you banter with Melissa.

Shaking your head frantically, you replied. “No. I just... like French food.” Your answer made Melissa purse her lips and turn her back to you.

Noticing the change in the atmosphere, Jacob asked. “So, Y/N, you didn’t answer Barbara’s question completely.” This made you look at Jacob with gratification in your eyes. As you were about to answer, Mr. Morton beat you to it.

"Y/N, are you down here because of Mrs. Microft?” Mr. Morton asked you without looking up from his phone. The information brought up made Melissa look up from her phone and towards you with an eyebrow raised.

Clearing your throat, you nodded sheepishly. “Uh-huh. Apparently the teachers upstairs are throwing a farewell party for her.” You glanced at Barbara and Melissa to see their reaction. Both of them harbored a shocked expression at what you said. Giving a shrug in their direction, you continued. “Yeah, and because Mrs. Microft doesn’t really like me—” You leaned forward. “She always frowns when she sees my face.” You leaned back. “I thought I'd give her the day and leave her alone.”

Mr. Morton waved your worries aside and scoffed. “If I were you, I wouldn’t give that old hag the satisfaction of having a peaceful day.” Now, he turned his phone off and leaned back against the couch, then looked at you. “Remember that day when you found your paint brushes cut to pieces and broken into two?” You nodded at this.

Remembering that day, you walked into your classroom to find all of the paint brushes that the children had used the day before were either broken or ruined to oblivion. After cleaning the brushes up and wiping your tears while doing so, you talked to Ava to let her see the CCTV tape just outside your classroom, but she told you that the CCTV cameras didn’t work on the second floor. The talk only lasted for five minutes before Ava kicked you out, and Mr. Johnson found you crying in the janitor’s closet. That’s how you formed a bond with the janitor; the whole day you spent your vacancies with him, learning why and how the songs in the panel box were only from Boyz II Men. Though you didn’t get to know his first name that day.

“What does it have to do with Mrs. Microft?” Jacob gave Mr. Morton an exasperated look. The question also made you frown until you pieced it together.

“That fucking bitch.” You slammed your fist on the table, shocking Janine and Gregory and making Jacob jump.

“Woah there, language, missy.” Barbara waved her hands towards you in an attempt to calm you down.

“Je brûlerai ses affaires, puis je la ferai regarder du deuxième étage.” I will burn her things down, then have her watch it from up on the second floor.

“And you tell me you aren’t French, french fry.” Melissa gave you a smirk, putting her chin on her hand and watching you flare up with anger.

Choosing to ignore Melissa’s teasing, you packed up your lunch without finishing it and stood up. “Why didn’t you tell me before?” You asked Mr. Morton. In return, he gave you a shrug and went back to his phone. Letting out a scoff, you stomped towards the door to leave.

“Where are you going?” You heard Jacob shout as you grabbed the door handle.

“To burn her things down.” Then you left. Although you did try to close the door brusquely, the latch didn’t let you.

As you left, you didn’t notice Melissa’s gaze towards you turn from interest to pure adoration. But Barbara, knowing her friend, noticed everything. Yet she let Melissa turn to face her fully before giving the redhead a light kick on the shin. “What?” Melissa whispered.

“You like her.”

This made Melissa frown and give Barbara an incredulous look, then replied. “Given how she responded to the information that Mrs. Microft was ruining her things, I do like her.”

Shaking her head, Barbara gave Melissa a playful smile and leaned towards the redhead. “You like like her.”

Barbara’s sentence made Melissa shake her head frantically. “No! I just like her as a future friend.” But Melissa’s reply only made Barbara’s grin widen.

“That’s what she said.”

Protecting French Fry (2)

#abbott elementary #melissa schemmenti x reader #melissa schemmenti #barbara howard #jacob hill #lisa ann walter x reader #lisa ann walter

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voonroo · 6 months

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Random Obey Me Headcanons

Lucifer: Keeps a log of damage repair costs. Would constantly listen to music if he didn't have to worry about his brothers 24/7. Feels constant guilt.

Mammon: Rizz turns into sexual harassment. Holds a pencil like a kindergartener. Has a bad poker face but lies really well during games.

Leviathan: Raises hell if someone grieves his Minecraft world. Almost shat himself once walking into the kitchen late at night and seeing Beel hovering over the counter. He thought it was Lucifer and now has paranoia late at night.

Satan: Has gotten tripped up by cats on multiple occasions. One time when messing around with spells, he turned a book into a dog and almost had a stroke trying to catch it and deactivate the spell.

Asmodeus: Critics every fashion/makeup trend before doing them. 100% has a walk-in closet. Is a girls girl, but under no circumstances will he share his favorite lipstick.

Beelzebub: Doesn't realize a dare is a dare, especially when he's dared to eat something. Almost passed out from Solomon's food on multiple occasions.

Belphgor: Tried to give himself a piercing the day after falling from the sky. Has scoliosis and the shittiest posture known to man. Has fallen asleep standing up before and does it frequently.

Diavolo: Does not care enough to read the room sometimes, like what are they going to do? Talk back to him about it? AKA uses his prince privileges to get away with minor things like that.

Barbatos: Used to drink two cups of black coffee in the morning before the brothers started to stay at the castle. Turned to tea one morning when Lucifer used up the last of the coffee and hasn't gone back since.

Simeon: Once he tried to teach Solomon how to bake after hearing how bad the human's skills in the kitchen were. Key word; once. Has warm ass hands. Taught Luke how to bake and how to correctly frost a cake after knowing the boy for a week.

Luke: Would be a menace to society if Simeon didn't end up looking after him in Devildom. Tugs on people's clothes to get their attention. Has better handwriting than Mammon and even Levi.

Solomon: Has scary good hand-eye coordination. Would set up some elaborate situation where he swoops in at the last second and "saves the day" He Almost drowned once as a kid playing mermaids. (He said his power was controlling the water.)

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haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll · 25 days

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Tracklist:

40 Years Super Hot Body Ready for Party • Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra and Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces Fart Song • Butterflies Scared My Cat When I Was Burping in Your Face on Wednesday Morning • Drunk Log out with Spooky Music Settings on My Firm Tits Pictures • Grandpa Says Fuck While Grandma Screams What Repeated Several Times • Grumpy Trumpy Python Toddler Taxi with False News and Emotions • Hugging Blood Thirsty Vampires with a Transylvanian Accent and Slapped Butts • I Farted as an Official Statement Against Global Warming, Expressing My Worries! • I’m Handsome When Wearing a Bag on My Head, Said the Horny Motherfuckers Politely • Is That Cellulite or Just Your Ugly Face? • Kindergarten Farting Fanfare Discussed with Disgusting Asian Clay Warriors Terracotta Song • Leaking Ladies Xylophone Solo Learning with Lusty Lashes Song • Lisping on Penis Peyote Creaking Mirth Radio, Let’s Lisp! Song • Lowering My Filthy Boobs to the Height of Your Curly Chest Hair with Freckles • Mom’s Cleaning Closet Looks Like a Women’s Porn Stash • My Gay Expense Combination Password Gore Seeking Battle Was Sinning • My Hangover Got Hung over by a Hung Guy from Hungary • My Horoscope Sign Is Poop and Yours Is Farts • Nearly Touching Myself with Your Girlfriend’s Hands While Doing the Dishes • Peeing a Farting Swearing Shouting and Pooping in Different Languages Made Me Famous Song • Petite Girls Liked My Fat Farts in Skinny Jeans with Justice • Pooping a Masterpiece in the Little Boys Room on National TV Broadcast • Puerto Del Penis Summer Holiday with Topless Sun Bathing and Surfing Fun • Puking Girls Are Holding Each Others Hair While Selling Butter to Pregnant Vomiting Men • Real Sharks Was a Great Accessory for My Swimming Pool Party Massacre • Relaxing Music for Penis Boys and Vagina Girls, I Have Money Cash, Yes! • Rescuing My Penis from Your Vagina at the Last Minute, Whoah! • Scary Music and Naked Ladies Cemetery Collection Flickering Through Growth • Shaking Sausages in the Men’s Room and Dangling Coconuts • Short Temper Anus Removal with Lipstick on the Collar • Shouting Poopers to Girls While a Crying Man Is Pooping Poop, How Adorable Screaming Babies Are! • Silly Talking Childish Macho Man Thanking Prayers for God’s Food Yes Hello! • Skinny Bitch, Fat Bitch, Rich Bitch, Poor Bitch, All Bitches Poop! • Smelling That Pussy in the Air at the Private Night Club Farting Room • Smudging Chocolate over the Toilet, So Everyone Would Think I Pooped • Sneaking Beans into Your Butthole While U Talk to a Handsome Stranger • Snuggling in Satan’s Satin Sheets with Shattered Dreams and No Boner Song • Solitary Fighting My Big Toe with the Desolate Strangler • Spoiling Desert by Pulling Your Finger Thirteen Times in a Row • Strolling with Morning Wood in the Woods While Mourning to This Song • Stutter and Chinese Food Destroyed My Artwork in the Toilet Bowl Coffee Shop • Sunny Morning Boner at the Beach Gym Towel Rental Song • Surprisingly Soft Boobs on the Milf Statue in the Garden of Jugs, Oh It Was Your Mom Sorry! •

Taming My Daughter’s Boyfriend with Booze and Fists of Agony • Teleporting My Cock to the Urinals Hurts When Peeing Penis Action • That Penis Is Not Mine, Stop Accusing Me of Curing Your Cancer! What • The Brothel Cup Cake Dispenser Had a Variety of Chocolate Brownies Too • The Giggling Killer Was Invited for Tea and Mustard with a Former Laughing Idiot • The Headache Fuckers with Migraine Were Chopping Fucking Painkillers • The Itchy Vampire Vagina Was a Gothic Curse from Medieval Times Song • The Lying Bitch Hermit Ducking Group Was Insisting on Bitch Slaps • The Penis Teens Shouting Squad Declared War on the Vagina Milfs Departure • The Pussy Cock Was Meowing and Cock-a-Doodle-Dooing with Glance • The Singing Orgy Group Remembered My Fancy Birthday Party, Super! • The Sock on My Penis Shook the Genuine Spokesman While Crying Song • The Syphilis Motown Singers Were Blowing Deranged Adultery at Me Song • The Toy Collector’s Mature Attitude Otter Raised Homeland Security Breach • The Triangle of Pussy and Clipping Smoothies Burping Smootch • Typical Asian Food Poured into the Purse of an European Hooker Prostitute Igloo • Under Water Farting Wiz Nick Y Minaj Naked Twerking Shower Saloon Barf Thong • Updating My Profile Picture While Pooping Macaroni with Japanese Subtitles • Using Mother´s Panther Underwear Because of Broken Shopping Bag to the Store • Washing Hamburgers with Dirty Sauce in Leather Pants While Howling • What Ugly Shit on Your Finger! Oh, It’s Your Wedding Ring? It’s Very Nice! • Whistling and Farting a Heavenly Polyphonic Song for Dying Virgins • Violin Licking Sounds by a Hard Baritone Dick Song Licker • Young Girls Selling Old Men´s Boxers in Thongs with Soulful Tutti-Frutti • Your Butthole Swallowed My Telephone, Will It Come out from the Mouth Then? • Your Mom´s Butt Massage Seems Innocent at First, Before Handing out Religious Leaflets

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#hyltta-polls #polls #artist: pooping poop poopers and shouting girls crying man #language: english #decade: 2010s #Novelty #tw gross #tw unsanitary #tw feces #ask to tag bc i feel like this needs more but dont know what

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soliarus · 9 months

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imma need a part 2 of that kindergartener teacher sana x reader 😭 i love all your works btw!!

*sigh* A Coffee Date

-fluff, part 2 of teacher!sana, reader's job is revealed?? 😱

: taking your niece’s teacher out for a coffee date is crazy

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teacher!sana x fem!reader

part 1

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“No way you actually thought I gave birth to that little devil?” You walk up to Sana, amused at the blush that coats her cheeks when she notices you.

"Well, hello to you as well," Sana mumbles, glancing away. You and she planned to go on a date at the small coffee shop after you messaged her a few nights earlier. You sit opposite one another at a cute small table with a vase of flowers in the center, near a window.

“You know,” Sana leans on the table, “You actually kind of do look like her.”

“Really how so?” You mirror her, leaning in.

“I mean you have the same hair and eye color…” Sana wanted to say more, like how you both have the same nose and how you both seem to unconsciously twirl a piece of hair around your finger, but that would be too weird. “...and some other similar features. I was surprised you weren’t her mom”

“Actually, her mom says the same thing,” you lightly chuckle, “she’s been my best friend since high school, and well her dad is my older brother.” You shrug. “Eun and I have spent a lot of time together since her parents is always busy going on business trips and stuff, she might have even stolen her mom’s title of being my best friend”

Sana grins, she can tell how close you are with Eun, the way your eyes light up when she is mentioned, and oh my- you also scrunch your nose like her. Sana is torn between admiring your closeness to her pupil, who happens to be your niece, or being slightly jealous.

“But enough about that little cutie, she already gets enough attention as it is,” you roll your eyes, knowing that you almost started ranting about the little wingwoman, “what’s it like taking care of thirty kids everyday?”

Sana hums at the question, “well i’ve always wanted to be a teacher, for as long as I could remember, so honestly, for me it’s a dream come true. It’s not always sunshine and rainbows but I don’t regret my decision. Kids are just so much better than adults sometimes, they’re more honest and straightforward, if they want something they ask for it, they don’t beat around the bush. But then again that could be debatable cuz some kids are shy- ”

Sana rambles on and on about her job, you lay your head on the palm of your hand as you stare at her talk on and on about how teaching the actual spawn of satan is literally the best. I wanna marry her. You think about times where you could walk into the classroom when Sana is teaching and give her flowers, drop off her lunch if she ever forgot at home. Your thoughts turn domestic really quickly, well that’s lesbianism for ya– and suddenly a waiter comes over asking for your order.

“Oh can I have Grapefruit Green Tea Ade, 30% sugar, and two servings of coconut jelly please!” Sana is quick to order, knowing what she wants right away. Must be a favorite drink of hers, Quick Y/N memorize it!

The waiter looks at you, “And for you ma’am?”

“Oh uhh… a vanilla milkshake please?” You mumble, your order seems childish compared to Sana’s, the pretty girl in front of you giggles as the waiter walks away.

“A vanilla shake? That’s cute” Sana can’t hide her smile, your face flushes as you look away. Now it’s your turn to be flustered. Sana can’t help it, she finds you cute, a full grown adult and you order a vanilla milkshake, god that’s just so adorable. Her eyes roam your attire, you’re dressed casually, and you’re wearing a couple pieces of jewelry. They seem familiar. She looks at your necklace, and then your earrings, and finally your rings. Oh that’s right, they’re all from the same brand and a designer one at that. The price of your jewelry combined is pretty much what she earns in a year. Wait– she doesn’t even know your job, what if you’re a doctor, or a lawyer I mean you gotta be something big to afford jewelry like that.

“Soooo, Ms. Y/N” Sana starts off, her voice dropping slightly, you feel the hair on your neck stand up.

“Y-yes Sana” You don’t know if you’re trembling from fear or anticipation, maybe both.

“Now, what is it that you do? I mean we basically met at my job but what do you do?” Sana swirls the plastic cup in her hand, and takes a sip of her drink. You anxiously fiddle with your hands on your lap, god she’s just so attractive.

“O-oh! I’m a business owner. It began as a homemade organization. I started it myself actually, and it’s slowly growing day by day. I graduated with a business degree so I decided to do something with it. I think it’s pretty successful but more can always be done” You chuckle nervously, scratching the back of your neck, as Sana looks at you.

“Oh? A business owner?” Sana looks surprised, “Well it must be doing really well then! I was just wondering because your clothes are designer and your jewelry is all from the same brand and it all looks super expensive, I’ve always wanted a Magical Diamond necklace and yours looks so pretty”

“I actually have more, if you’d like I can give you some! As a gift.” You were happy Sana didn’t feel weirded out about being on a date with a literal CEO. Sana blushed at your offer,

“No no, I shouldn't, they're yours and super expensive. I’ll get my own really.” Sana doesn’t want to take advantage of you, I mean yeah you’re a business owner, but she doesn’t know if you two have the same definition of successful.

“It’s okay, it’s okay. I get all my Magical Diamond jewelry for free”

Sana’s jaw fell when she heard that, “for free?” Thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and for free–

You shrug your shoulders, “Yup for free, I made the brand after all.” You take a sip of your vanilla shake. Sana feels the circuit in her brain explode, no way, absolutely no way, you weren’t rich, you were Rich. Bold font with a capital ‘r’, type of rich.

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“Right after this turn, yup there it is, you can stop just at that curb over there” Sana instructed as you pulled up to her apartment complex. You pulled your car on park, and waited for Sana to leave, but she didn’t get out, instead she turns to you,

“Thanks so much for the date, Y/N” She smiles as she holds your hand.

“I should be thanking you for coming, Sana” You say bashfully, happy that she enjoyed your time together.

“Of course! I loved it, see you next time, Y/N!” And the next thing you know she’s leaving your car and jogging on over to her apartment, next time. OH MY GOSH SHE SAID NEXT TIME!

You squeal in your car, your hands covering your face as you blush, kicking your legs as best you can before your knee hits the steering wheel. “Ow–”

Sana rushes in and closes the door before leaning against the wall, and this time she’s the one squealing, sliding down to the floor and kicking her feet.

#twice x reader #twice imagines #sana x reader #sana imagines #twice imagine #twice

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myrosrava · 1 month

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Nuggetttttt 😖😖😖😖😖❤❤❤❤❤❤ (the last photo isn't mine lmao)

#kindergarten nugget #kindergarten fanart #kindergarten 2 #nugget #nuggets #satan #he is 24 y o and a devil here #satanic #satanism #kindergarten au #cute #fanart #art #digital art #my art #he also is the owner of his nuggets factory here :3 #why he isn't in smash bros >:/#:3

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lucifersloveydoveyhomie · 5 months

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“Lucifer would be a strict dad”

*WRONG BUZZER SOUND*

HE IS A SOFTIE☝🏼🗣️🔥‼️

Nah he would be those dads that would be stern and tell mc to be more stern with the kids and how soft they are with them, u cant spoil them, etc…just to turn around and spoil them😭

I can see yall kinda fight about that and also how he tries to discipline them but caves😭

“Ur grounded for a week” but 3 days later would let them go out with friends since they behaved and if the child learned their lesson

Yk like thise bald dads that spoil their daughters? Ya he is that mf

He would act cool and collected but his camera roll, facebook, and even on his desk is filled with pictures of ur kids.

I can see him spoil them but also be stern when needed, he would be kinda controlling like he was and is with his brothers but would also watch from afar and let the kids be independent on their own.

He does kinda play favorites with his brothers but considering how that went with how mammon turned out he wouldnt play favorites with his kids.

Hell, when u take the baby home he jumps to help, even when stressed from work he would say “i can handle it” and huff as he conforted the baby.

When u guys have date nights he has a printed schedule all the way down to play time and their diets, the babies being half human he would want to ensure they grow up strong and live long happy lifestyle. So he would be stern with his brothers when they baby sit his kids.

Knowing diavolo, he would be a great uncle for the kids, he is that uncle that spoils them and mammon aswell. Hell, all the brothers would AND if he was nagging his kids the brothers would tell him to be easy on the child😭

I can also see him teaching the kids how to play piano and having little concerts in the music room with the fsmily to watch.

U would walk in on him baby talking to the baby and he will gaslight u that it was just the wind, he would tell ur kid that no they cant have that expensive toy…but like two weeks later when u come home what do u see? The damn toy, and lucifer saying “i just came across it on sale” or some other lame excuse 😭

Yes we can see that with his brothers he is stern but he spoils them and cares for them deeply.

And when the kids get pouty or filled with attitude he knows how to not escalate, as we seen with how he handled satan.

I also can see Lucifer being very soft with his daughter, help her with her dresses and also somewhat spoil her.

100% a daddies girl but i bet he has daddy issues so if yall had a son he would be sure to go easy on him to

Even so he is always sure to discipline them when he knows they need it.

The day he drops them off at kindergarten, he comes back with them in his arms with candy, him saying how “they arent ready yet” or “i was already late so its best they start tomorrow” so u have to take them the next day.

Doctor appointments?? Bro has u take them, he cant handle them crying when they get their shots.

Overall, mans wouldnt be the stern cold dad i seen people headcanon him as, cause with the brothers we already seen he knows how to handle kids but just doesn’t wanna be a softie, like with luke, he teases him and when stressed he does it to relax. he had to raise and handle several of them for god knows how long and honestly they all turned out amazing. And if he was so cold and strict im sure the brothers wouldn’t be as goofy as they are with him

So i wanted to make this to do my man some justice ☝🏼

#obey me nightbringer #lucifer obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer headcanons

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catherinnn · 2 years

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Defending you

just a cute fluffy friends to lovers with Eddie.

where Eddie fights Jason when he lies about you two and you have to clean him up after.

warnings: cursing, physical fights, sexual tension maybe?? kissing and some mentions of blood.

You were a cheerleader in Hawking’s High, you had a lot of friends, which sometimes ended up in a problem you were obviously friends with the other cheerleaders which meant that you ended up being friends with the basketball team too. But before you became a cheerleader you had other friends, and inside that friend group was Eddie Munson, you had met in kindergarten and became friends.

Your friendship now wasn’t the same as it was before though, you didn’t hang out like you use to. With Eddie’s Hellfire Club, doing campaigns and with your practises of the cheerleading squad and school, you didn’t see each other often, only if you had the same class.

This brought you problems because your two friend groups were completely different and ―if I may add― they hated each other, especially Jason and Eddie.

An example of this happened today, at lunch break…

Eddie was sitting at his usual table with the rest of the hellfire club when the basketball team entered the room.

“Hey, Munson!” Jason yelled at him, Eddie looked around him playfully and pointed at himself acting as he didn’t believe Jason was referring to him, “yes, I’m talking to you freak!”

“To what do I owe the pleasure of talking to you? If I may ask” he asked sarcastically, lunch just got fun, he thought to himself.

“I heard you were offering that shit you sell to some of the boys in my team and the cheerleaders, and I want you to stop even talking to them, just in case you want them to join your satanic club” Jason responded to him. At this point everyone inside the dining room was listening carefully to the scene.

“Sorry, we don’t allow people who enjoy tossing balls into laundry baskets in the club” Eddie said while climbing on top of the table, walked to the other end of it and jumped down to be in front of Jason.

“As if we want to play your demoniac game” Jason said proudly.

“Your mommy doesn’t let you play? Don’t be ashamed, just tell me” Eddie responded giving him a pitiful look.

“Don’t act smart, freak, as if this wasn’t your third time trying to pass the same fucking class” Jason was getting angry and it showed, this only made Eddie smirk harder.

“I didn’t try to sell your friends anything, they came to me asking for the prices and I just told them” Eddie changed the subject responding to the first question.

“My friends wouldn’t consume that shit you take, don’t try to blame it on them” he seemed offended by his response, he walked closer to Eddie, he really was getting angry.

“Sure, whatever lets you sleep at night, blondie” Eddie mocked him.

“The only I’d believe that she was really asking you would be Y/n, but that’s because you’ve already possessed her with your satanic tactics, didn’t you freak?”

“You have an amazing imagination Jason, you’d be great at D&D. You’d have to play by yourself though because I’d rather kill myself than to have anything to do with you. Are we done here?”

“I’m not imagining anything, I think you’ve possessed Y/n and now use her as you wish, don’t you? Because that’s the only explanation of why she even looks at you, isn’t it?”

Jason was just messing with him at this point, he didn’t believe that but it seemed to have had an effect on Eddie, who had gotten red and clenched his fists by the mentioning of Y/n in their conversation.

“Get lost Jason” Eddie was visibly angry at this point, everyone watching carefully so they didn’t miss anything.

“Oh, did that hurt you freak? Does it hurt to see Y/n sitting with us every day?”

“Shut the fuck up”

“What if I told you I’ve already fucked her?”

“That’s it—“ Eddie punched Jason on the face.

Everyone in the room got up and started to yell, some encouraging Eddie, some encouraging Jason, and others just watching what happened next.

Some of the boys in the basketball team went straight to Eddie but Jason stopped them, he wanted to be the one to punch back.

And so he did.

Some of the boys in the hellfire club started to try and fight the basketball team while Eddie and Jason kept on fighting.

The cheerleaders had just finished practise and they went running to the cafeteria to get some food as they were all starving. But as they walked there, they heard the yelling that was coming from there.

When they walked in, they saw that there was a circle of people in the middle of the room, all watching something and yelling at it.

When you approach there to see what happened, everyone in the circle let you in with no problem, watching you reaction as if you were a show.

“What the fuck is happening here?! Hey! Stop it!” you yelled at Eddie and Jason.

Eddie gave you a surprised look as he stopped the punches to Jason. He looked at you as if he had just got caught –in a way, he did.

“Oh look, your little crush is finally here!” Jason laughed at Eddie, “Why don’t you ask her about the fun we had together the other night?”

You frowned at Jason’s comment.

“I told you to shut the fuck up!” Eddie looked at Jason again and they began to fight all over again.

Apparently, someone had gone to one of the teachers and told her what was happening in the cafeteria, because just as they started to fight again, she stepped in and stopped them.

Now, you and Chrissy were waiting outside the director’s office where Jason and Eddie were.

After half an hour, they finally got out.

“Hi” Eddie greeted you with a smile as if nothing happened while Chrissy talked to Jason a few feet away from them.

“Yeah, hi” you said angrily “can you please- just tell me what the hell happened”

“Munson! Carver!” the director came out of his office with two boxes in his hands “Here’s two first-aid kits, go clean yourselves! And think about what I told you!”

You followed Eddie to the bathroom in the first floor while Jason and Chrissy went to the bathroom on another floor, the two boys gave bad looks at each other as they walked away.

Once in the bathroom, Eddie sat on the counter and you opened the kit to clean his wounds, you seemed pissed off.

“Are you angry at me?” He asked carefully.

“I still don’t know what happened” you stood in between his legs and moved his hair out of his face to start cleaning him up.

“He came up to me while I was eating and started blaming me for selling weed to his friends” he started but stopped when the cotton with something that burns came in touch with his forehead and he cringed.

“Don’t move” you told him.

“Sorry, well, I don’t know, he started insulting me, calling me dumb and a freak, and I insulted back when he started to talk about you”

He stopped again and you looked at him.

“What did he say?” you asked and changed to another cotton.

“He said something about how I must have possessed you because that’s the only way you’d even talk to me”

You rolled your eyes and frowned “He’s so stupid”

Eddie kept quiet for a few seconds and then he continued.

“He also said something about you two”

You stopped.

“What?”

“Something about how you two had fucked before” he talked with no emotion in his face or in his voice.

“What?!” you asked again “You- that’s not true”

“Isn’t it?” he sounded as if he didn’t believe you.

“Of course not! He keeps flirting with me and tries to make a move but I always cut him off” you cringed, “I’d never be with someone like him, plus, Chrissy has such a crush on him, they’ve hooked up before but he doesn’t want anything serious, Lily says It’s because he’s trying to fuck a few more cheerleaders before settling down, I’m starting to believe her really”

Eddie laughed and you kept cleaning his face.

“You still didn’t tell me why you were fighting though” you reminded him.

“Well- I- it just pissed me off listening to him talk about you –about us like that” he admitted.

“Oh, have you possessed me? Sir monster?” you joked.

“Maybe I did” he said as he pulled you closer by your waist. You stopped cleaning him as you looked at him expectantly.

“Why do you stop?” he whispered, you were so close to each other that you heard him just fine, “I’m injured, I need assistance”

“And who’s fault is that?” you asked as you began to rub the cotton on his cheek where he had some blood.

“Yeah I know, I know” he kept whispering, you didn’t know how to feel about that, it made it all so intimate. It wasn’t that you didn’t like, that was the problem, you liked it a little too much. “But I think it was kind of worth it if now I have a pretty nurse taking care of me”

You laughed, you didn’t know how to respond to his flirty comments, and those happened pretty often.

You started to clean a wound on his bottom lip and he hissed.

“Oh sorry, did that hurt?” you played dumb as you blow some air on his lip, only to stop the burning, right?

Your lips were so close to each other.

Eddie looked at your lips as you looked at his.

“Better?” you asked, not moving away, not even thinking of moving away.

“Try again” he whispered. And you did, even closer this time, your lips were slightly touching. And he kissed you.

Not even caring about the wound on his lip, he kissed you not even caring about anything else than you.

You put your hands on his neck and on his hair, oh my god his hair.

You kept kissing for a while until you broke apart.

“Ouch” he just said, you laughed, still in the same position, your hands in his hair and him holding you by your waist.

“Oh shit, It’s bleeding again” you started to clean his lip again and he smirked.

After you cleaned all the wounds on his face you realised that you still had to go to class, and he did too. He tried to make you skip it but you had already missed an hour of it and you really cared about that subject.

“Alright fine, you can go” he said giving up, “but I’ll come and find you so I can keep possessing you or some of that shit after school”

“Oh no, the big bad monster won’t leave me alone!”

You started to grab your things so you could go and he spoke up again.

“Hey um- thank you for, you know, everything”

You shook your head slowly with a little smile.

“No really, you’re amazing, you know that. Right?”

“Thank you for defending me, I guess”

“Any time gorgeous” he walked away after kissing your cheek.

How the fuck where you going to concentrate now?

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