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Jacklyn: I’ve looked everywhere for my shirt, and I can’t find it.
Katerina: Everywhere you say?
Jacklyn: Yes.
Katerina opening his drawers and immediately finding the shirt:
Jacklyn: That drawer wasn’t there a minute ago.
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3 and 17 for the fluffy prompts with prinxiety maybe? I love them too much for my own good lol -King anon from your other blog
hello king anon! i’m still not completely convinced you’re not kat, who loves prinxiety probably more than she loves me, but regardless i hope you like this! i’m sorry it’s been so long since you sent this, i
words: 1455 universe: human au characters: Virgil, Roman; mentions of Patton pairings: romantic prinxiety; mentions of platonic moxiety warnings: kissing, otherwise nothing prompts: “i’m here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses.” and “a fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face.”
“Virgil. Virgil, it’s time to wake up.”
Virgil rolled over, covering his head with a pillow. “Gimme ten more minutes, Patt. It’s the weekend.”
“Who said anything about Patt?” Virgil took the pillow off his head and sat up. Sitting there beside him was no other than Roman, wearing a wide grin.
“Bah! Roman!” Virgil threw his pillow at him, alarmed. “Nobody’s allowed to see me without my eyeshadow!”
Roman caught the pillow easily. “I think you look absolutely lovely without it.”
“Yeah, well, I don’t.” He got out of bed, rubbing his eyes.
Roman pointed at the sweatshirt Virgil had on. “Oh, that’s where my favorite hoodie went!”
Virgil felt his face go red. He’d taken it from Roman’s apartment a few months ago, and had been using it as a pajama shirt ever since. It was comfortable, and it smelled like him. “Sorry…”
“No, it’s fine! You can keep it.”
“But it’s your favorite.”
“I can always get a new one. Besides, it looks good on you.”
“Whatever. Can you let me change, please?”
“Go ahead.”
“I mean alone.”
“It’s not like I haven’t seen you naked before.”
“Roman, I swear to God.”
“Okay, okay! I’m going! Sheesh, you’re so mean!” Roman pouted, but Virgil just rolled his eyes.
“Don’t be so dramatic.”
“Sorry, darling, it’s my job.”
“Just go.”
“Fine.” Roman stood up dramatically, making Virgil snicker, and left the room.
Alone at last, Virgil started getting ready. He slipped out of his pajamas and headed toward his dresser, taking out his favorite t-shirt and a pair of black jeans. He grabbed his usual black-and-purple hoodie before heading into his and Patton’s shared bathroom. Falling into his daily routine, Virgil turned on the faucet to heat the water as he ran a comb through his hair. When the water was hot, he doused a washcloth and washed his face, then dried it with the towel that hung on his side. He decided to go for a simple makeup look today, complete with his signature black eyeshadow on the lower lid. Satisfied, he ran his hand through his hair a few times before leaving the bathroom and heading into the kitchen.
Roman was waiting for him there, leaning against the counter and sipping a cup of coffee. He had already poured Virgil his own mug. Upon taking a sip, he saw that Roman had prepared it exactly how he liked it, with the perfect amount of milk and sugar. He sat on the counter next to his boyfriend. “Okay, Princey, this time you’re off the hook.”
“Was I ever on the hook?”
“I’d say breaking into my house while I’m asleep definitely puts you on the hook.”
“Patton gave me the spare key months ago!”
“Yeah, but you at least could have waited until I was awake.”
“I couldn’t wait that long.”
“Why are you even here?”
“I’m here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses.”
Virgil rolled his eyes. “Of course you are. Why couldn’t you have at least waited for a more reasonable time?” He used the phrase “reasonable time” loosely, as he normally woke up around noon on the weekends.
“Because I missed you, of course.”
“Roman, I saw you yesterday.”
“Yes, but it had been so long since then!”
Virgil shook his head, finishing off his coffee. “My God, you’re such a drama queen.”
“I won’t deny it. Now, may I have my hugs and kisses, please?” He turned to look at Virgil with his best attempt at puppy-dog eyes.
He feigned exasperation. “Okay, fine.”
Roman pumped his fist in victory
“You didn’t need the puppy-dog eyes, though,” Virgil told him. “Patton’s the only one who can make that work.”
“Oh, you love it.”
“Whatever. C’mon, follow me.” He hopped off the counter, put his mug down by the sink, and headed over to the living room, motioning for Roman to follow. As the other came over to him, Virgil pulled a thick blanket from a trunk by the couch. When Roman reached him, he patted the cushion beside him. His boyfriend beamed and sat next to him, cuddling up to him. Virgil grabbed the remote from the arm of the couch before draping the blanket over them. “What do you wanna watch?”
“I think you know my answer.”
“Yeah, I think I do. Just making sure.” He switched the TV to Disney+, and Roman cheered. “Which movie?”
“Princess and the Frog, of course! I know that’s your favorite.”
“My favorite’s Nightmare Before Christmas, dumbass.”
“It isn’t technically a Disney movie. It was originally released by Touchstone Pictures, because Disney didn’t think it’d do well, and they only bought it out once it succeeded. Besides, we aren’t going to watch a Christmas movie in the middle of February.”
“It’s March. Besides, it’s a Halloween movie!”
“No, it isn’t. It has ‘Christmas’ in the name!”
“So?”
“So it’s a Christmas movie!”
“No the Hell it is not!”
“Prove it!”
“Where does Jack Skellington live?”
“Halloweentown, but-”
“There you go.”
“That isn’t nearly enough proof.”
“Oh yeah?” Virgil whipped his phone out of his pocket. “Let’s settle this.” He opened Google and typed the words “is nightmare before christmas a halloween movie”. “Ah-ha!” He began reading off the first result. “‘In 2017, director Selick definitively declared “it's a Halloween movie” during a Q&A at Colorado's Telluride Horror Show film festival, while two years later composer Danny Elfman told USA Today, “It's obviously about Christmas, but for me, it's a Halloween movie.”’ Boom. I win. Who’s the Disney buff now?”
“Fine, I’ll give you that. It still isn’t Disney, though.”
“Neither are Pixar movies.”
“Are we going to keep arguing about this, or are we going to watch Princess and the Frog?”
Virgil laughed, giving a sigh of mock-indignation. Roman had been right before; he did love Princess and the Frog, often claiming it to be where Disney reached its peak. “Fine.” He opened the “search” tab and typed in simply “the princ”. As he’d expected, the movie they’d been looking for was one of the first results. He clicked on it and clicked play, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend and pulling the blanket tighter around them.
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The two of them hardly let go of one another for the entire movie. They entertained themselves by making commentary poking fun at the plot and characters— all in good fun, of course. During the more stressful and nerve-wracking scenes, Roman distracted him by peppering his face with kisses. In contrast, when the more romantic scenes came on, the two of them held one another close as if their lives depended on it. It was nice, spending time together in a casual setting like this.
The movie soon reached the end. “A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face,” Roman said happily as they watched the montage of Tiana and Naveen build their new lives set to Tiana’s interpretation of “Down In New Orleans”.
“Too bad most fairytales don’t have happy endings, and most of the ones that do were changed to be more suitable for kids.”
Roman gently elbowed him in the ribs. “Oh, don’t ruin this for me.”
“That’s kinda my job. Ruining things, I mean.”
“Oh, don’t be silly.”
“I’m not. That’s your department.”
He gasped in mock-offense. “Excuse you! I am not silly! Dramatic, yes, but never silly.”
“Whatever you say,” Virgil replied, giving him a smirk.
“Oh, you stop that!” Roman took his boyfriend by the front of his shirt and kissed him firmly, softening it when Virgil returned it and moved his hand up to tangle it in the other’s hair. Roman started to move into his lap, only to be shoved off.
Virgil broke the kiss. “Not a chance,” he said, gesturing to his legs. “There’s no way these tiny thighs can handle your weight.”
Roman just shook his head and kissed him again, this time pulling Virgil onto his own lap. “That’s better,” he mumbled into the kiss.
When they finally pulled away, Roman reached for the remote. “Do you want to watch another movie?”
“Only if it’s Nightmare Before Christmas.”
“We already discussed this, My Chemical Romantic Interest. That’s a Halloween movie.”
“My Chemical Romantic Interest?”
“What?”
“That’s the dumbest nickname so far. And anyway, time is a social construct. We don’t have to wait until October to watch a Halloween movie, especially not when it’s the best Halloween movie out of all of them.”
“Hmm... you have a point. Fine, I guess I can’t argue with you. So, are we gonna watch Nightmare Before Christmas?”
“We are.”
“Good answer.” He pulled up the movie and, snuggling close to his boyfriend, watched the movie in a comfortable silence.
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Hey there! Could you do stargazing and proposal for sprace? If you would rather someone else that's great too! Have the best day! I might send in another prompt later. <3
I’ve been throwing around an idea of how Spot proposed to Race in my Life in the Emergency series. @deliciouspeachpirate gave me the perfect opportunity to write it. So buckle up kids, this is a doozy. 
One point of noting, as I was writing this, I realized that Katherine would’ve had to be in school for 12 years, which would’ve made her at least 30 in this series. I’m envisioning the group to be mid-20s, 25/26 years old. However, she’s actually a PA, not an MD. I’ve made the updates in the other stories of the series. 
I do not own One Tree Hill. Curse words and alcohol included.
July 18, 2019 7:30pm
There were perks to working nights while his boyfriend was puttering around the house, unaware of what was to come that night. But little did Race know that Spot was only working until 8pm, having switched with a fellow nurse for the night. 
Tapping on the desk caught his attention as Spot looked over at Albert. “You nervous? Ready for this?” 
“Why I told you in the first place, I’ll never know.” Spot shook his head, looking at his boyfriend’s best friend. “I’m a little nervous.”
Albert smiled, putting a hand on Spot’s shoulder. “Don’t be . . . my best friend may be a dumbass but he’s going to be surprised. He’ll love it.” 
“You sure?” Spot bit his lip, his eyes flying up to see Kat throwing a chart on the desk. 
She rolled her eyes, looking at her friend. “Spot we’ve been over this a thousand times. You could propose to him doing the hula and he would say yes. This is perfect for you two and he’s going to love it. Now don’t you have places to be, other than the Emergency Room?” 
Spot rolled his eyes at Plums and Albert before quickly clocking out and pushing back the chair. “Wish me luck.”
“Good luck but you won’t need it.” Kat pulled him into a hug before lightly slugging his shoulder. “Text me later, might need some excitement to keep me awake.” 
Nodding, he said goodbye to them both, stopping by his locker before he walked to his SUV, his baby outside of Race. Throwing his bag in the backseat, he quickly checked the trunk, making sure the cooler he packed earlier was still cold. He saw the blankets there as well before shutting the trunk lid. 
Jumping into the SUV, he turned the radio on and let his thoughts drift over the last six years he and Race had been dating. They had been friends throughout high school but didn’t start dating until their sophomore year of college, when they were roommates. Spot grinned, remembering their wild times at 1456 Wakeman Ave. Jack and Crutchie had lived across the hall with Albert and Romeo just down the hall. 
Pulling into the driveway, he quickly grabbed his bag before walking into the house. Dropping his bag on the bench in the mudroom, he smirked, hearing the bass pumping as there was noise coming from the kitchen. Peeking his head into the kitchen, Spot’s eyebrow raised. “Racer, what the hell are you doing?” 
His head snapped up, hitting the underside of the cupboard, several curse words escaping his mouth. “Spottie? What the hell are you doing home? You scared the living shit outta me.” 
“Sorry about that. But this is your first surprise of the night.” Spot leaned over, rubbing the back of Race’s head as he kissed him. “I’m sorry for scaring you.” 
Race gave him a look. “Again, what the hell are you doing home? Thought you were working overnight.”
“That’s what I had you believe. I actually got off at 8 . . . now go get changed into comfy clothes and we’ll get going.”  Spot clapped his head, heading to their bedroom to change. 
Spot quickly got changed into an old pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt before grabbing something from the top drawer, heading out to the living room, where Racer still hadn’t moved. “Racer, let’s go.”
“Where are we going?” Race asked, tilting his head to look at Spot. 
Shrugging, Spot smiled. “Figured since I don’t have to work tonight, we’d go for a drive. Go get changed.”
“That’s what you’re wearing?” Race asked as he headed for the bedroom.
Spot rolled his eyes. “Nah, I figured I’d change along the way.”
“Alright, smartass, you don’t have to break out the sarcasm.” Race called, as Spot went around the living room, turning off the many lights that were on. He yelled at Alexa to stop playing the music. Slipping his feet into a pair of Nike Flip Flops, he grabbed the keys as Race came out of the bedroom. “Alright I’m ready . . . do I need to bring anything?”
“Unless you want a hoodie or something specific to drink, everything is already in the car.” Spot said, twirling the keys in his hand. 
Race gave him a curious look, heading back to the bedroom, grabbing a hoodie for them both before meeting Spot in the entryway, heading out to the car. Unlocking the navy blue 4Runner, he quickly got into the driver’s side as Race hopped in on the passenger’s side. “So do I get a hint or anything? Still can’t believe you tricked me on when you worked.” 
“I haven’t surprised you in a while, figured it would be a good night to do it.” Spot grinned, leaning over stealing a kiss from him. “As for a hint, it’s something you’ve been wanting to do this summer but we haven’t been able to do it yet.” 
Every summer they make a bucket list on their chalkboard wall in the kitchen. Everything from visiting the beach to a summer roadtrip to getting ice cream from their favorite local shop, there are 14 things up on their wall that they’ve been checking off since Race got out of school for the summer. “There’s so many things still up on the board that we haven’t accomplished yet.” 
“Well we’ve got a bit of drive ahead of us so you can ponder the board for a while.” Spot smirked, pulling out of the driveway. “Do you want to pick a playlist?” 
Race shrugged, hooking his phone up to the system before the Lumineers poured out of the system. “So were you working this morning?” 
“Nah, I had some errands to run. I worked 2-8 but I have to pick up a shift in the next two weeks for Maria who is covering for me tonight.” Spot held his hand out for Race to lace his fingers through, giving them a squeeze. “All will be revealed soon but I just wanted to surprise you tonight. I put in a request to transfer to days.” 
Race’s eyes went wide as a grin slid across his face. “You did? But you love nights.” 
“But I hate not being able to spend much time with you.” Spot countered, taking his eyes off the road for a second. “Kat and Albert are also looking to transfer to days so the gang will all be together.” 
Race nodded. “Jack told me that he and Kat are trying to get pregnant . . . that might be why.” 
“That’d make sense.” Spot nodded, squeezing Race’s hand, sighing happily. “I love you, Racer.”
“Love you too Spot; even when you scare me shitless.” Race chuckled as Spot joined in. 
Spot turned onto the interstate, accelerating the car as he merged on. “So we’re heading out of the city?” 
“Yes, we are.” Spot agreed, giving him a look. “Any ideas?” 
Race shook his head. “Nah but I can check a few off the list due to going out of the city.” 
“Is this one of your random playlist?” Spot questioned, listening to the music fade from “This I Promise You” by NSYNC to “I Won’t Say (I’m In Love)” from Hercules.
Race picked up the phone and looked at it, shrugging. “I just picked one of the Spotify playlist. I can put something else on, if you want.”
“Nah this is good . . . just didn’t expect to go from NSYNC to Disney.” Spot chuckled, picking up their linked hands and pressing a kiss to the back of Race’s hand.  “How’s driver’s training going?”
Groaning, Race threw his head back. “Almost got into a wreck with two kids today. Luckily at the last minute they stopped but my heart was in my chest for the rest of the drive. Needless to say, they’re driving with another instructor for the rest of the week.”
“How close are we talking about? Darting out in front of another car or blowing a red light?” Spot asked, raising an eyebrow as he squeezed Race’s hand. 
Race sighed. “Darting out in front of a car, one side was clear but failed to see a car coming until it was almost too late. All I kept thinking is thank goodness you’re working today.” 
“I love you dearly but it’s never a good day when you end up in my Emergency Room.” Spot gave him a knowing look. 
Race half smiled. “I know but you look so damn sexy in those scrubs.” 
“I honestly have no words.” Spot said slowly as Race threw his head back and laughed loudly - one of Spot’s favorite sounds in the world. 
Spot grinned pulling off the interstate, applying the brake as they came up to a stop sign. Turning left, Spot saw Race’s face break into a big grin as he slowly recognized where they were. “You’re taking me to the old farmhouse?” 
“Maybe . . .” Spot shrugged as the playlist flipped over to “I Don’t Want To Be” by Gavin DeGraw. “Remember when you made me watch all 9 seasons of One Tree Hill over a two week period?” 
Race chuckled. “I thought you were going to kill me but you ended up loving that show as much as I do. Besides, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone ship Naley as much as you do.” 
“Leave my precious babies alone.” Spot took his hand off the steering wheel for a moment to point his index finger in Race’s direction. “They had their ups and downs but damn they were the couple that made that show!” 
Race rolled his eyes as Spot turned into the long driveway of the farmhouse Medda had bought several years ago as a retreat outside of the city. “Momma here?” 
“Nah, she’s in the city working on some new production.” Spot said, giving his boyfriend a grin. “She knows we’re out here though.” 
“Just in case there’s a stray killer scarecrow hunting the grounds?” Race quipped, giving Spot a look. 
Shrugging, he stopped the car, turning off the engine. “You never know what can happen in Timbuktu. Come on.” 
Hopping out of the SUV, Spot made his way to the trunk to grab the blankets, handing them to Race before grabbing the cooler. Closing the hatch, he offered Race his hand before leading him out to the fields behind the house. “What are we doing? You didn’t bring me here to die, did you?” 
Spot threw his head back laughing. “No one is going to die tonight . . . well that’s not in the plans.” 
“That’s reassuring.” Race mumbled, lacing his fingers with Spot’s. “What’s in the cooler?” 
Spot adjusted the cooler in his other hand as he tugged on the one laced with Race’s hand. “If you hurry up, I can show you. The more questions you ask, the longer until everything is revealed.” 
“Okay, okay.” Race motioned Spot to start walking as he followed behind him. “You sure there’s no cow pies out here?” 
Sighing loudly, Spot shook his head. “Momma doesn’t own any cows, for as long as I’ve known you. Do you think the cow pies would magically fall from the sky?” 
“I mean, you never know. There are cows around here that could’ve gotten loose.” Race defended as Spot looked over his shoulder at him. 
“In your dreams, Racetrack. Now pick up your pace. It’ll be midnight by the time we get everything set up at this pace.” Spot cracked a smile at him before looking up at the sky, knowing the night was perfect. 
Soon they came to the field that they had often found themselves laying in when they were at the farmhouse. It was a little tradition of theirs. “Here.” 
Dropping the blankets on the ground, Race sighed looking over at Spot. “Okay . . . now what?” 
“Oh how I love you Race.” Spot leaned over, stealing a kiss from him. “Please never change.”
Race’s eyes went wide as he looked at Spot. “What does that mean?” 
“You haven’t figured out what we’re doing yet?” Spot asked, putting the cooler on the ground before spreading out one of the blankets on the ground. 
As if something had hit him, Race’s eyes brightened up. “We are going to stargaze?”
“Bingo, snookums.” Spot said, dropping to his knees on the blanket before rolling over onto his back, propping an arm behind his head. “It’s the perfect night for it. Look at how clear the sky is.” 
Race soon joined him, laying his head on Spot’s chest as he gazed up at the stars, sighing in contentment.  “The big dipper is on bright display tonight.”
“Of course that’s the one that you always find first.” Spot grinned, running a hand through Race’s hair. “And there’s the little dipper and the North Star.” 
Race hummed in agreement as he tilted his head back to look at the star filled sky. “It’s absolutely gorgeous out here. Why do we live in the city again?”
“Closer to jobs, family, everything really.” Spot replied. “Maybe in the next few years, we can move out here. It’s not that far of a drive when you really think about it.” 
Race nodded against Spot’s chest. “Might be hell in the winter but we can always get a better car.” 
“It’s good to dream with you.” Spot mused continuing to run his hand through Race’s hair. “I’ve been doing some thinking.” 
Race sat up, giving Spot a look. “Is that good thinking or bad thinking?” 
“Always good thinking.” Spot said, sitting up, lacing his fingers with Race’s, squeezing them gently.  “How long have we been together, Racer?” 
A smile crossed Race’s face. “We’ve known each other since Freshman year in high school, god we were babies. But together officially since Sophomore year of college. I remember being so nervous to tell you that I liked you . . . it was a damn miracle that you hung out with me as a friend, let alone a boyfriend.” 
Spot laugh, nodding his head. “The feeling was mutual snookums. I couldn’t get over how lucky I was to have you in my life as a friend, let alone a boyfriend. I remember pinching myself so many times during the first month because I thought this was going to crumble and fall. You’ve been there for every good day, through all the triumphs and downfalls. You’re the first person I want to call when I’ve got good news, the person I want to hug when the day is just awful, and the person I want to vent all my frustrations to. But we’ve been through so much together and our journey is just beginning. Since we’ve been together for six years, I kinda don’t want to spend the rest of my life with anyone else . . . so, Antonio James Higgins, will you do the honor and marry me? Be tied to me for ever and ever?” 
Race’s jaw dropped, tears glistening in his eyes, as he started nodding his head before throwing his body weight at Spot, knocking him onto his back. He placed his hands on either side of Spot’s head before leaning down and kissing him. “Ja, Sí, Si, Oui, Yes, Sean Thomas Conlon . . . You're an idiot but I absolutely love you and yes, I will marry you.” 
“I’m your idiot now.” Spot said, leaning up to capture his lips in another kiss. “And I love you too snookums.” 
Race hummed into the kiss, pressing forward slightly to deepen it. Moaning slightly, Race pulled back with a smirk on his face. “Someone’s a little eager.” 
“I’ve been carrying this around for a while now.” Spot sat up, pulling a velvet box out of his pocket, cracking it open. A black Tungsten ring with a row of black Sapphires sat inside the box. A gasp escaped Race’s mouth as he looked at the ring before looking up at Spot. “I-Is that for me?” 
“Nope, it’s for the cow that’s in the next pasture.” Spot grinned, shaking his head as Race smacked his shoulder. “Of course it’s for you idiot. Now, can I put it on your hand without a comment from the peanut gallery?” 
Holding out his left hand, Race grinned at Spot. Race’s hand shook slightly as Spot pushed the ring onto his ring finger. “I promise you that I will always be there on the tough days, the good days, and the bad days. You will never walk alone as I will always be by your side. And I love you immensely.” 
Spot reached up and wiped away the stray tears from Race’s eyes before leaning up and pressing a kiss to his lips. “You’ve made me the happiest man alive, Tony.” 
“Ditto, Sean, ditto.” Race half laughed, half laughed leaning forward so that his head was rested on Spot’s chest. “I love you, Spottie. How long have you been planning this?” 
“Since a few days ago but I’ve had the ring since April.” Spot grinned. 
Race’s head flew up from its place on Spot’s chest as his eyes went wide. “Since April? Where was it hidden in the house?”
“Who’s said it was in the house?” Spot countered, grinning at Race’s jaw drop. “I’m not telling you where it was hiddened.” 
Pulling the cooler closer to his side, Spot opened the top, grabbing two red Solo Cups and the champagne bottle that was inside. He made quick work of popping the cork off the bottle of champagne, eliciting a whooo from Race before pouring some of the liquid into each cup.  Spot handed one to Race, clinking his cup with Race’s before taking a sip and making a face. Race busted up laughing, throwing his head back. “You should see your face right now.” 
“Ugh . . . why is this stuff so awful?” Spot spat out the drink, not even taking another sip.
Shrugging, Race took his own sip, and not a second later, spit it out in the field beside him before dumping the cup. “Please tell me that you brought something else.” 
Reaching back into the cooler, he grabbed two bottles of beer, pulling the tops off, offering one to Race before gently clinking the necks of the bottles together. “Much better, mi amor.” 
Stretching his legs out in front of him, Spot felt Race slide as he sat beside him, mimicking Spot’s position, laying his head on Spot’s shoulder. “This was more than I could’ve ever dreamed of, Spot. Thank you.” 
“You’re welcome.” Spot whispered. “Can I confess something to you?” 
Looking up at him, Race nodded. “I was nervous to ask you earlier but when I spoke from the heart, my nerves went away.” 
“Were you nervous I'd say no?” Race whispered. 
“Never. I was more nervous that you wouldn’t like what I was planning.” Spot explained.
Race laced his fingers with Spot’s. “Honestly, you could’ve been doing the Hula and I would’ve said yes.” 
Spot threw his head back, laughing, while tears streamed down his face. “You and Kat need to stop hanging out with one another.” 
“Kat knew?” Race asked, squeezing their conjoined hands. 
Spot nodded. “She did as did Albert. I threatened them both of bodily harm if either of them squealed. Eventually we need to take a photo so I can send it to them. I’m surprised my phone isn’t blowing up.” 
Just as he said that his phone dinged as a text came through. Spot groaned fishing his phone out of his back pocket and opened it, laughing at the photo that was texted to him. Race looked over at him, raising an eyebrow at his sudden laughter. “What?” 
Tilting the phone, Race laughed seeing Kat and Albert with their chins in the palm of their hands staring into the camera of the phone. “All Kat texted with the photo was well.” 
Race laughed. “So how do you want to play this?”
Holding their conjoined hands up, Spot quickly took a photo of it before sending it to Kat and Albert along with Jack, Medda, Crutchie, and Smalls. He locked his phone, throwing it on the blanket before sighing in contentment. “All of the important people just found out. My job is done.” 
“Leaving the story part up to me?” Race asked as Spot’s hand found the top of his head and started massaging it. 
Spot chuckled. “You’re going to love telling everyone that story. Might as well give you the floor.” 
“Ugh you’re so right.” Race said as he sat up. “As much as I don’t want to, should we get going?” 
Spot’s mouth slipped into a wide smile before shaking his head. “Nope, we’re staying out here tonight. Neither of us have to work tomorrow so no sense in driving back to the city when we’ll be out here over the weekend anyways.” 
“You think of everything, pooks!” Race said, leaning over and kissing him. “Planner by nature.”
 Spot snaked his arm behind Race’s head keeping him there, kissing him again. “Shall we move this party inside?” 
“Please do not quit your day job, Spottie.” Race laughed, standing up, pulling Spot to his feet before gathering the blankets and putting the stuff back in the cooler. They made quick work of cleaning everything up before making their way to the farmhouse. 
Walking inside, there was a light on in the kitchen. Dropping everything in the foyer, the two made their way to the kitchen and grinned seeing what Medda had left them. A cake along with two plates and two bottles of chilled beer were sitting in the middle of the counter. The cake read “Congratulations Spot and Race!” in swirly font. Next to the cake was a handwritten note, which Race picked up and read aloud. 
Race and Spot, 
Congratulations on your engagement. Spot, I’m so happy you’ll be officially joining the family. We will be back around 4pm tomorrow. Race, your bedroom upstairs has fresh sheets on the bed already. There’s stuff for you in the fridge for breakfast and lunch tomorrow. 
Congratulations again and don’t make a mess! 
Love, 
Momma/Medda
Spot pointed to Race with a grin. “She knows you too well.  Shall we dig into this?”
“It’ll be a damn shame if we left the cake go to waste.” Race said grabbing two forks before just digging his fork into the cake and popping it into his mouth. “Damn, momma knows how to pick out a cake.” 
Spot dug his fork into the cake popping it into his mouth with a groan. “Medda is amazing and so is this cake.” 
Digging his fork in, Race looked over at Spot, offering him his fork as Spot leaned forward, eating the piece of cake. “Hey Spottie?” 
“Yeah Race?” Spot asked, swallowing the cake. 
Race set his fork down, leaning over and taking Spot’s hand in his, squeezing it. “You know how you said earlier that I made you the happiest man alive?” 
“I did and you do.” Spot squeezed his hand in return. “Something on your mind, Racer?” 
Race smiled. “You make me just as happy. Honestly, I was thinking of asking you to marry me, but as always you are three steps ahead of me. And I love you for it.” 
Spot leaned forward, one hand still clasped in Race’s hand and the other moving to cup Race’s cheek before directing his lips to meet his. “I love you Racer; always, forever, and from here to the moon and back.” 
“I love you too Spottie.” Race whispered, before leaning his forehead against Spot’s, pressing another kiss to his lips. 
Thank you @deliciouspeachpirate for sending in the prompt. This was a lot of fun to write and feedback would be most appreciated! 
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"It's yours if you want it" for anybody you'd like :))
There are some cuss words up ahead. This may or may not be based on personal experience - you either love garage sales or hate them. Enjoy!!
The group, as they were affectionately known, had met up in their designated location (the Walmart parking lot) before designing the course of action. Race, Mush, Jack, and Albert took their Saturday morning expedition very seriously, while Kat, Spot, Blink, and Romeo were along for the ride.
“So today’s expedition will include at least 4 garage sales.” Jack scanned the crowd (well 7 people in front of him) with a grin. “Now I don’t want to hear any groans or complaints from the peanut gallery.”
Spot, who had his arm thrown over Katherine’s shoulder, rolled his eyes. “We know the routine captain pain in my ass. Can we get the show on the road?”
“Hey dumbass pipe down!” Jack gave his brother-in-law a look and shook his head. “Now we’re going over to McGoverness so there should be some hot ticketed items there. Everyone ready?”
The group was split into cars - Jack, Kat, Spot & Race in Kat’s Rogue and the others in Mush’s Sequoia - before heading over to the designated neighborhood. Race and Jack talked excitedly about their action plan and what big things they were looking for while Kat and Spot tried to keep the eye rolling to a minimum.
Pulling into the subdivision, Race groaned at the number of cars already pulled along the side of the road. “How about you go deeper into the subdivision - maybe not a lot of people are back there yet?”
“Good plan, bro.” Jack high-fived him before heading towards the back.
“Blink just texted and they’re going to check out the ones up front for anything good.” Spot mentioned as Race nodded. “Tell them to look for an air fryer.”
Spot raised an eyebrow at his husband. “What do we need an air fryer for? It’s not like you’re gonna use it.”
“Nope but you would snookums.” Race grinned at him batting his eyelashes.
Jack pulled the car up to a house that had a lot of stuff out, which caused him and Race to get really excited. The four got out of the car before walking to the sale, saying their hellos to the sellers.
Kat always gravitated to any books that were for sale while Spot always looked for vinyl albums. Race and Jack were the oddball ones - you never knew what they were looking for or what they’d walk away with.
Spot and Kat didn’t find anything and stood watching their respective husbands go through a free pile, each examining the random junk. “Hey Kat?”
She groaned as Jack called her over. Walking over to him, she couldn’t see what he had in his hands but could see the excitement on his face. “Yea?”
“Didn’t you have this as a kid?” He handed her a heart shaped play thing and watched as she popped it open. It was an old Polly Pocket toy and she smiled at it.
“Yea I did. I had a few of them growing up.” Kat thought back to her childhood and grinned.
"It's yours if you want it." An older woman smiled at the four of them. “My daughters used to love playing with them so it’s yours if you want it.”
Jack looked at his wife with a grin. “Want it?”
“What am I going to do with a Polly Pocket toy?” Kat shook her head at her husband. “It was great for nostalgia sakes but I don’t have use for one now.”
Jack gave her a look. “That might be worth something now.”
“It’s not like it’s a limited edition baseball card.” Kat shook her head, putting back in the free bin. “Thank you for letting us look but I think I’m good. Good luck with your sale.”
And with that, Kat went back to stand with Spot while Race and Jack finished looking. “What was that about?”
“Jack found a Polly Pocket and wanted to know if I wanted it.” Kat gave him a look.
Spot chuckled. “Doesn’t he know you have an entire bin in the attic?”
“Apparently not.” She shook her head. “Let’s head to the next house. They’ll figure out where we went.”
The two headed next door. They said their good mornings to the lovely couple sitting out front with cups of coffee. Kat nudged Spot and pointed to a table. “Twenty bucks, they each walk away with at least 10 cards each.”
“No way. They might walk away with 5 each.” Spot countered, looking at the baseball cards.
The man looked at the two with a grin. “I’m Earl and this is my wife Nancy. Do you know some collectors?”
“It’s nice to meet you - I’m Kat and this is Sean. Our husbands, who are brothers, have collected baseball and football cards since they were kids.” Kat smiled “We left them next door so they’ll be over shortly. You’ll hear them before you see them.”
The man stood and smiled. “This was my brothers and my collection from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. I’m sure there are cards your husbands haven’t seen.”
“Great, we'll be here for the next hour or so.” Spot grinned, hearing the playful arguing of Jack and Race.
“Those your husbands?” The man grinned, hearing the two before seeing them walk on his lawn.
Kat and Spot merely nodded their heads. “Make sure you drive a hard bargain. They love to hackle and bargain.”
“There you two went. We were worried you had taken the car and left us.” Race grinned. “Not like you haven’t done that before.”
Kat sighed. “It was one time and we needed coffee. Besides they have football and baseball cards here.”
She watched in amusement as Jack and Race both beelined it to the table and started flipping through the books. Despite her dislike of garage sales, it was always fun to watch Jack and Race get excited at finding a coveted card. Walking over to the pair, Kat gave them a look. “Anything good?”
“He’s got a 1970 Dick Butkus card that’s in my pile.” Jack grinned as Race scoffed. “You’re just sour because I found it first. I left you a couple other ones.”
Race gave him a look. “But that’s a classic card.”
“Maybe I’ll give it to you for your birthday or Christmas.” Jack said offhandedly as Race’s face brightened.
“Really?”
Scoffing, Jack snorted. “Yea like that’s gonna happen.”
Hitting her husband, Kat shook her head. “Grow up - you two are old enough to not be acting like you’re 9 and 7.”
“He started it.” Race stuck his tongue out at his older brother as Kat looked between the two.
“I don’t care who started it. Knock it off.” She looked over her shoulder. “Or else Earl and Nancy won’t sell you any cards.”
Race and Jack’s eyes went wide at her threat. “You weren’t over here long enough to be their friends.”
“Oh you don’t know what I could do in ten minutes.” She grinned. “Don’t test me.”
The two nodded before looking through the cards as Kat wandered back to Spot who was thoroughly amused. “Did you threaten them?”
“I had to pull out my mom voice.” Kat laughed. “They were acting like brats.”
They heard a squeal of brakes as the rest of their group piled out of the Sequoia. “Anything good here?”
“Cards - football and baseball.” Spot shook his head as the rest of the group headed down.
Race and Jack pointed some things out to Mush and Albert before heading up to pay. Kat and Spot watched the exchange between Earl and the boys grinning.
Soon, with a shake of hands, Jack and Race headed up the driveway, each grinning at their purchases. “Good haul, boys?”
Instead of answering, they fanned their newly acquired cards at Kat and Spot, while Kat held out her hand. “Fork it over, Higgins-Conlon!”
“What did you bet on?” Race cocked an eyebrow at the two as Spot slapped a $20 in her hand.
Motioning to the cards, Kat grinned. “The number of cards you two would walk away with. I said at least 10 each while Spot only thought 5.”
“It was unfair. It was before we knew the quality of the cards.” Spot grumbled.
Race leaned over and kissed him. “Awww snookums, sometimes we win some and other times we lose some.”
“Why do I love you again?” Spot grinned as Race threw his arms around his husband and kissed his cheek.
Jack, meanwhile pulled Kat into a hug and kissed her cheek. “Thanks for always coming on these. I know it’s not your favorite.”
“But it’s fun watching you get excited at finding coveted cards.” She kissed his cheek. “You get this funny little butt wiggle you do when you find one that’s rare or on your list.”
Spot looked over at them with a grin. “Oh the butt wiggle.”
“Keep your eyes on your husband’s ass and off mine.” Jack pointed at him with a playful glare, as the rest of the group joined them at the end of the driveway.
Jack looked at them grinning. “Any luck boys?”
“None. Shall we continue?” Albert shrugged.
Pointing to the sale a few houses down, Jack motioned them to head that way before grabbing Kat’s hand. “Love you. Let’s go on a garage sale hunt.”
“I’ll follow you anywhere.” She swung their hands, letting him lead her anyway he wanted. “What are you looking for?”
“Yard Sticks. Thinking of starting up a collection.” Jack shrugged as she gave him a look.
“We don’t need any more crap in the house. We’re busting at the seams already.” Kat shook her head. “If you’re gonna start that collection, then something needs to go. We don’t have the room.”
He tilted his head. “Then we need a bigger house.”
“No Jack, we don’t need a bigger house.” she sighed. “We need to clean out and get rid of stuff. No more collections until we clean out.”
Pouting, he squeezed her hand. “Please?”
“Nope.” She shook her head.
She saw the lightbulb click over his head as a grin slid across his face. “The baby’s room.”
“What about it?” She was hesitant to see where he was going with this.
“Well they won’t need it for a little while so we can put stuff in it.” Jack grinned, wincing at the slap that she landed on his arm. “What? That’s a brilliant idea!”
“No it’s not.” She shook her head. “That baby will have more stuff than you do in the next few months. Besides, keep your mouth shut unless you want our friends and family to know already.”
He glanced ahead at their friends who were turning into the driveway and didn’t hear them. “No more junk, Jack Kelly or you’re on the couch for the foreseeable future.”
“You’re mean Katherine Kelly.” He pouted, but still kissed her cheek. “But okay.”
“Grow up. God only knows how you’ll be a father in 7 months.” She rolled her eyes with a grin before leaning over and kissing him. “Go look but no buying yard sticks.”
Jack saluted her before making his way down the driveway causing her to laugh. The man drove her nuts at times but at least her life was never dull.
Thanks @cutesiewoojin for sending this in!
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“Working at a haunted house isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Though, you’re here now, so all the monsters are going to pick on you because I say so. That’s a decent perk of the job.”
There’s some minor cussing in this one!
Jack had worked at the haunted house in town for the last few autumns. It was actually his favorite time of year and he loved the whole process of watching the old gym turn into a spooky haunted house.
He had painted all the sets and came up with the theme each year for the last three years. Now it was his senior year and the last year he’d work there before going off to college. This year it was a Blood Manor theme and he loved the concept, not to mention how much fun he had flinging red paint around the old building.
But it was opening night, which always drew big crowds.
Taking his seat at the front door, he was the greeter, a role he thrived on. He was dressed as a haunted butler, a pair of old black pants, a tuxedo shirt, and dust covering every inch of him. He would chat up the groups as they waited to go in and would grin at the screams as soon as the doors were open.
But he grinned widely when he saw the one group had his brother in it. “Ahhh you’re here. Ready to be scared?”
“Psss no …. this is the lamest thing you have put together, Jackie. I’m just here to show my brotherly support.” Race crosses his arms, as Jack raises an eyebrow.
“Then why did you bring your guard dog?” Jack asked, motioning to Spot. “He’s not going to be able to save you. Working at a haunted house isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Though, you’re here now, so all the monsters are going to pick on you because I say so. That’s a decent perk of the job.”
Race and Spot looked at one another before glaring at Jack. “You don’t have that kind of power, Jackie.”
Chuckling, Jack picked up the walkie talkie and grinned as it crackled to life. “Ducky is a go. I repeat, ducky is a go.”
“10-4.” A voice repeated back, as Jack opened the door. “Enjoy your time in the Blood Manor. Don’t scream too loudly!”
As soon as the door shut, he heard the girly scream that belonged to his brother and laughed loudly. He was still laughing when his girlfriend, Kat came up to him. “What’s so funny?”
“Race and Spot are in there right now and he’s getting the ducky treatment after being so sure that he wasn’t going to get scared.” Jack laughed again hearing more screams.
Kat shook her head. “You’re evil, Jack Kelly.”
“But you wouldn’t have me any other way?” Jack raised his eyebrow, leaning in to kiss her.
She smiled, shaking her head. “No I wouldn’t. What time are you done tonight?”
“11:00 … you waiting around or will your old man kill you if you’re not home?” Jack smiled at the next group, before letting them in, their screams starting as soon as the door slammed shut.
She grinned, leaning in to kiss him again. “He’s outta town. I can stick around if you don’t mind a sidekick.”
“You as a sidekick? Naw, I don’t mind at all.” He grinned, lacing his fingers with hers as Race and Spot came out of the haunted house.
“Cowboy!” Spot yelled, stomping over to Jack with a glare.
“Howdy boys.” Jack smiled. “How was your time in the haunted house?”
Spot crossed his arms and grinned. “Not sure if I should kill you or thank you.”
“For what?” Jack looked at Katherine, fearing for his life for half a second. Spot was one person you never wanted to cross, friend or not.
Spot shook his head, loving the fear in Jack’s voice. “The fact that ducky was a scheme or that you made Race scream like a little girl.”
“Wait, Wait, ducky wasn’t a scheme.” Jack held a hand out. “They gave you two more hell than most patrons. That’s the code for any family member coming through. As for Race screaming like a girl, Spot, you’re welcome.”
Race looked between Spot and Jack with an eye raised. “You two set me up!”
“Well when Spot mentioned that you were getting a little too big for your britches, I told him to bring you here and scare you a bit.” Jack cracked his knuckles, grinning at his brother. “Quit being a dumbass and step off your high horse.”
Race looked at Kat with wide eyes. “Betrayed by my own brother and boyfriend. What the hell?”
“They do it because they love you.” Kat grinned at him. “Now to echo your brother, don’t be a dumbass. Make good choices.”
“Wait Spottie, you screamed just as loud as I did.” Race narrowed in on his boyfriend.
Spot chuckled. “I had to keep up in apperances. I knew the right time to scream as Jack and I planned this earlier today. And with that we out!”
“See you guys. Pleasure doing business with you Spot!” Jack grinned watching them walk towards Spot’s car. “Have I mentioned how much I love being a big brother?”
Kat laughed, shaking her head. “Uh huh you are a good one that’s for sure.”
Thanks @wide-eyed--wonderer for sending in this prompt! This was fun to write!!
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