i need less 'i can make him better' superbat ficts in the world and more 'i can make him worse'. And I'm not talking evil injustice superman and gotham war batman i mean like both are dark dark people and recognize the darkness in each other and want to see how far down the abyss they can go down together. i need a Kal-El that never learned to human well or if at all and came to earth as a colonizer. I need a Bruce who instead of becoming batman pretty much becomes a mafia don and Gotham is his kingdom. The bad part is that i have read ficts with them individually scratching this itch, but never as them both in it together.
oh, I love this idea so much??? symbiotic darkness? you rarely have one of them being evil, and never both of them in the same fic. I also have such a soft spot for Mafia Batfamily AUs, it really fits them so well.
I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this
Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.
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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.
Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic
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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??
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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.
people think Batman is the vicious attack dog Superman has on a short leash. absolutely, incredibly wrong. Batman has Mr. “I love sunshine and save puppies from trees” on a leash that consists entirely of him saying “Kal” in a low tone because Superman can’t handle a perceived threat to Batman without absolutely losing it, red burning eyes and all.