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killemwithkawaii · 30 days
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Do u think Sal has to shave his face under his prosthetic?
Well, to answer this question, let us consider:
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>Henry has one hell of a beard, and since Sal takes after him quite a bit, I think it's safe to say that he's genetically predispositioned to have some thick fuzz on his face from the moment he hit puberty (as for his head, I guess we'll never know if Sal inherited Henrys receding hairline, too... 😬)
>Hair doesn't grow on scar tissue, so Sals facial hair would be patchy at best, and any deep divots, bumps or ridges caused by his scarring might make shaving a tedious challenge...
>Letting his hair grow wild would probably be pretty uncomfortable too though- it would hold in extra heat, rub against his prosthetic, possibly get caught in buckles or seams, peak out the edges and breathing holes, and, if he's prone to drooling or dribbling and isn't super on top of cleaning his beard after meals, he'd risk harboring bacteria, or at least being more greasy and smelly than he'd be otherwise (the poor guy already has to smell his own breath and sweat constantly, I think he'd prefer not to add his lunch leftovers to the mix) sooo... sounds like the chore of shaving might be worth it?
>However, with how thick Sals hair is and how delicate his facial skin probably is, he might be prone to irritation and ingrown hairs (and nicking himself) if he tries to get a clean shave with a traditional razor...
>So, my answer is:
Sal most likely keeps his facial hair trimmed very short using an electric razor with a guard (and now im gonna be Thinking About It) 🪒✅
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killemwithkawaii · 2 years
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Imagining a y/n who almost exclusively wears comfy, baggy clothes around Sal and the gang—hoodies, sweatpants, pajamas, etc. almost always totally covered up and cozy.
Imagine Sal’s shock the first time he sees y/n in something sleek, fancy, tight fitted, and showing skin 👀 Sal and Larry trying not to act like drooling idiots when they see the y/n has a great ass and/or tits ❤️
God even better to imagine like. The gang are going to a school dance and Sal’s going with y/n as a “friend date” and then he’s completely jaw-dropped surprised when they saunter out in the most flattering dress/suit and he has to pretend to be normal despite how much he’s just hit in the face by their attractiveness ❤️❤️❤️ thankfully y/n is a little dense and doesn’t notice his awkwardness :)
>One of the advantages of always dressing casually/comfortably is that, when you do dress up, you can make heads turn so fast it is likely to cause whiplash 💄💥
>Sal has his prosthetic to hide behind while he pulls himself together, but Larry has to fumble around as he picks his jaw up off the floor
>Dense [y/n] like 'Aw, you guys like my new outfit? Thank you! c:' (And they do, but its because [y/n] is in it 🤫)
>When [y/n] is turned around and out of earshot
Larry: "Wow… Looks like I'm getting some good anatomy references tonight, huh?" 👀🎨
Sal: "Larry, no…. …. show me the drawings when you're done." 💦
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killemwithkawaii · 17 days
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It’s 10 am, I haven’t slept, and I can’t stop thinking about what Sal and Larry’s favorite pizza would be. I think my obsession with this game has gone too far lmao
>sdlfjka welcome to the club anon! The obsession is Real but we like it that way UwU 👌👌👌
>I hc that Sal is one of those people that is capable of eating just about any food that he's served (strong stomach, high pain/discomfort tolerance, lived off hospital food for years, will inconvenience himself and lie through however many teeth he's got to spare the feelings of others), but he prefers mild flavors and soft textures. He'll eat whatever pizza you get (as long as it appears edible), but is a basic 'pepperoni/ plain cheese' bitch at heart.
>Larry, on the other hand, canonically has a weak stomach and grew up eating his moms home-cooked meals. So, I think he's a little picky with his toppings, but won't shy away from some complex combos if they appeal to him. I could see him demolishing a large meat-lovers with extra cheese by himself (especially if he's been taking bong rips between slices), but he'll audibly gag and refuse to touch the entire pie if he finds one(1) olive on there. (The 'contaminated' pizza would then be pawned off on Sal or Chug, because Lisa would kill him if she ever found out he wasted that much food.)
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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Hello! I’ve been reading your stuff for almost a year now, and idk if your taking requests rn but do you think I could get headcannons of yan!Sal being your best friend and what that would consist of? If your able to of course. Also I love all of your work! I always come back to read it!
Aw yeah, gotta love some platonic yan~ 💖
Sal as your Yandere Best Friend (forever and ever and ever)-
[CW: Yandere, obsessive behavior, borderline stalking, self-sacrifice, emotional manipulation]
>Sal is extremely sociable and gets attached to people quickly. He’s likely to be the one to introduce himself to you and invites you to hang out with him and his other friends almost immediately. Once you guys click, you go from casual acquaintances to ride-or-die overnight. You’re pretty much stuck with him after that (he doesn’t take friendship lightly!) 🤝💙
>Constantly wants to hang around you, even if you’re not doing anything in particular, invites you along to pretty much everything, and shows up at your place unannounced for impromptu bro time. He just really enjoys your company! Because he's constantly asking what you're doing when he's not there, he knows your schedule and where you are pretty much at all times. He would feel very left out if you mention that you did something fun or important without him. (He covers it up well, ‘Oh, I’m glad you had fun! That sounds awesome, I’ll have to try that out/ go there sometime…’ but you can tell by his mood change that he’s upset about not being included 😞)
>Incredibly generous, always willing to do favors for you without expecting more than a ‘thank you’ in return, and is happy to go out of his way to help or please you. He will literally give you the shirt off his back, if it seems like you’re in need of it. After all, what are friends for? (He of course has his limitations, but you’d have to make some pretty preposterous requests for him to deny you something.) 🙇‍♂️
>Wants to do everything that you do. Take the same classes, join the same clubs, have the same hobbies, listen to the same music, and live in the same house as you, if he can manage it... He wants to appreciate what you’re all about, really get to know you on an intimate level and know who you are at your core. Doing all the same things is a great way to do that and an excellent way to spend more time with you, especially if he can get you to teach him a new skill or you both learn something new together. 🎨📸📚
>Very physically affectionate. He’s always down for a hug and likes to stay within close proximity (almost zero personal bubble, unless you make it very clear you need some space, which he will do his best to respect). He’s not keen on strangers getting to close to either of you, but you guys might as well be conjoined at the hip. 🤗
>Is quick to be your scapegoat and come to your defense. He’s great at lying and coming up with excuses to get the both of you out of trouble (or just get what you want), will always politely yet firmly speak up when you’re slighted, and he never lets anybody get away with being a jerk to you. Sal can be absolutely scathing when the situation calls for it! Assholes get roasted on the spot if they dare to mess with his BFF. (Be aware: He can take a punch, but he’s not much of a fighter, despite his willingness to get into physical danger for you. Don’t let things get too heated or you’ll have to help patch him up later.) 🩹
>Texts you often and at all times of the day because of his insomnia. If something reminds him of you, you’ll know about it. 💬
>Highly sentimental. He keeps receipts, tickets, photos, and other small mementos from the times you’ve hung out together and talks about those memories with a deep, rose-colored fondness.  🎫💭
>Always wants you to talk about your feelings (sometimes to the point of prying), loves it when you tell him your secrets, and plays therapist for you all the time. He delights in lending an ear when you want to vent and when he gets you to spill all those juicy personal details, especially the ones you haven’t really told anybody else about before. Letting him know those things about you means that you trust him enough to be vulnerable and that you two have a really strong bond. He’ll always be there for you, no matter what! ♾💙
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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It’s been awhile djdjdj
I saw a reel on Instagram of a guy getting kisses by his girlfriend while she’s in her lap as he stares in shock with his face covered in lipstick,,
Thinking about me doing that with Sal when he unmasked cause he’s so handsome 🥺
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👀 you know, I haven't worn lipstick in probably over a decade, but I miiight break my streak to get in on this very romantic vibe💄💋💋💋
Other lipstick related things to consider:
-Leaving a single kissmark on the outside of his prosthetic when you kiss him goodbye (maybe on the first date?? And he keeps looking at the mark when he gets home like 'wow, that really happened...! 🫠💕💕💕')
-Leaving kisses on the inside of his prosthetic or other masks for him to find when you're not around (and he can keep your kiss on his face all day! 🥰)
-Kissing a strategic part of his mirror, so that it looks like the mark is on his cheek (or elsewhere 😏) when he looks at his reflection. Seeing that reminds him of how much you love him and how handsome you say he is- it gives him a really nice start to his day!! 🥺💘
-If you have a million tubes of lipstick, he might be tempted to take one of the well-used ones as a memento... 👀👉👈💄❤️
-Leaving trails of kisses all over him, and I mean all over! Leave no place unkissed!! (You might need to reapply a few times 🤭💄)
-Helping HIM apply lipstick so he can give YOU kissmarks for a change uwu 💕
-KISS FIGHT KISS FIGHT ITS A TERF WAR GO GO GO 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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Love sick Sal with a nurse darling headcanons ?
I honestly kind of think he would hurt himself on purpose to get touch by them <3
Love Sick Sally with a Nurse Darling-
[CW: Yandere, delusion, metal illness, self-harm, manipulation, unsanitary. People in the medical field, feel free to correct me if any of this is super inaccurate!]
>Sal fell in love about two minutes into his physical. It took that long for him to confirm that the nurse that had been assigned to examine him, nurse [darling], was exactly his type: They were polite, but not too serious. Strong, but gentle.... Passionate, knowledgeable, dedicated, empathetic, caring, understanding, and level-headed with a stomach of steel... Not to mention the ability to make scrubs look good. 👀💓
>[Darling] didn’t skip a beat when they entered the room and saw Sally bare-faced, sitting on the examination table in nothing but the paper gown he’d been given to wear. They looked him in the eye and smiled warmly while asking him all the usual questions and taking his vitals (though they were a little concerned about his blood pressure being high, and joked about him having a ‘shy bladder’ when it took longer than expected to get his urine sample...). Despite the butterflies in his stomach and the smell of their shampoo distracting him, he managed to make small talk while [darling] gingerly (and thoroughly) poked and prodded him head to toe. They seemed interested in his ‘unique’ hobbies, chuckled at his bone-dry jokes, listened intently to his concerns, and they didn’t judge him at all for taking medications and going to therapy for his mental health issues. When he mentioned those things to them with a hint of shame in his voice, they said that there was nothing to be embarrassed about, “Your mental health is just as important as your physical health! It’s great that you’re taking care of yourself on both levels now. Keep up the good work, Sally.” ☺📝
>That verbal pat on the back was the last nail in his coffin. Sals head was so high in the clouds when [darling] finally gathered their things and left the examination room, he almost wandered out into the hall without dressing. After getting home, He couldn’t stop thinking about his appointment- about how kind [darling] was, how good it felt for them to praise him, the tension and intimacy he’d felt while they were looking him over, how warm and gentle their touch was (and how he wished it would have lingered and not been obstructed by the glove)… he found himself daydreaming about them, wondering if they'd thought of him since they'd shut the door behind them that day, if they'd felt their connection, too, but knew it would be inappropriate to acknowledge it, given the constraints of a nurse/patient relationship... Considering this, he felt the need to start coming up with appropriate reasons to see them again, as soon and as frequently as their schedule and his insurance would allow him to. 🤔💭
>Luckily, with his range of medical needs, Sal needed more checkups and minor treatments than the average person. So, if he plays his cards right, he gets to see a lot of [darling]. On those highly anticipated days when he has a visit, he makes it his mission to be the BEST. PATIENT. EVER: He’s freshly showered, arrives 15 minutes early, never complains about long wait times, has a few interesting anecdotes at-the-ready, tries to impress nurse [darling] with his tolerance for discomfort and knowledge of his own conditions, and always has plenty of thoughtful clarifying questions about his treatments and medications. [Darling] thinks that Sal is a very responsible person who puts a high priority on his health, but in reality, it’s all just an excuse to extend their time together and hopefully get off-track with small talk that will allow him to get to know [darling] better, or will lead to more examinations and treatments that will get [darling] to touch him. Either way, it’s a win. ✅
>Sal probably wouldn't self-harm as an excuse to see [darling], or at least, if he did, he would have to do it VERY sparingly and be VERY strategic about how and what he does. Since [Darling] is a medical professional, chances are that they could easily spot the difference between purposeful and accidental injuries, even if he continuously switched up his methods. He could probably get away with an occasional self-inflicted burn from the oven, cut from shaving, irritation from using household cleaners without gloves, maybe some mild food poisoning if he has a few days to kill… but eventually, [darling] would start to notice a pattern. If he keeps coming to [darling] with injuries they suspect are from self-harm, they might refer him to a different nurse with more psychiatric experience than they have, or, if it seems serious enough, insist that he be hospitalized because he's a danger to himself. No, if he wants [darling], specifically, to dote on him without raising suspicion, he has to convince them that he’s just clumsy- any injuries or ailments he comes to them with have to be (or at least look like) an accident. 🤫⚖
-Thankfully, Sal does a lot of adventuring in run-down buildings, forests, and in other places where it’s easy to trip or become injured if you’re not extra careful. Knowing that he can use those injuries as an excuse to get [darling]s attention (with both medical treatment and the story of how he got his injury), he attempts more risky climbs, braves thickets of thorny overgrowth, is less careful when he runs along uneven terrain than he would be otherwise, etc. On top of the treachery, all those places are pretty unsanitary, so he makes sure to get all those cuts and scratches checked out, ‘just to be on the safe side’. If he's particularly lucky, he gets to limp into [darling]s office with a sprain or dislocation, and the jackpot would be needing stitches, since he gets to come in to get them, AND he’ll have to come back to get them removed! (Bonus points if said injury leaves a scar. He has plenty, so he doesn’t mind having another, and having something as a permanent reminder of [darling]s skilled and gentle touch on his skin makes him feel all mushy~) 🩹💖
Bonus: If [darling] is a friend who is still studying to be a nurse…
>Sal is happy to volunteer as their pin cushion/ practice dummy. He’s got a high pain threshold, so he’s able to sit still while [darling] tries to find a vein to practice inserting an IV or drawing blood, and he has the patience of a saint while they meticulously go through the protocol they’ve studied for dressing different wounds and doing various examinations. 💉🩺
>Since he’s had to go through so many medical procedures with so many different physicians, Sal can give [darling] honest and constructive feedback about their technique and bedside manner. They don’t have a ton to improve on, since [darling] is a natural-born healer, but it’s always good to get a current patient's perspective so you can do even better with the ones you treat in the future. By the time [darling] has their degree, they practically know Sally inside and out, and are very grateful to him for all his help on their journey to becoming a REAL nurse! 🎓
-He worries about [darling] a lot, especially when they’re preparing for exams or have gone through a streak of difficult days on the job. They put their all into their studies/work and often end up putting more pressure on themselves than they should, so Sal is always happy to help them go over their notes, offer to hang out and do something fun to relax, or lend an ear when they need to vent. 👂
>Once they’re confident in their skills, Sal can probably convince [darling] to do a good deal of ‘pro bono treatment’ for the minor stuff he’d otherwise try to deal with himself. He (says he) doesn't have the money to keep going to urgent care every time he needs something looked at, and [darling] wouldn’t let him go untreated, right? Of course not! It’s their duty as a health care professional to help people (and friends) in need, and it’s always good to see someone who knows your medical history (and you) well and makes you feel comfortable. And, since they're friends first and nurse/patient second, it wouldn't be totally inappropriate if their relationship evolved into something more intimate... (a little taboo, but that just makes it interesting 😉)
Additions by our resident nurse, @thegracelessfaceless:
>What Sally doesn't know, is that Nurse Darling risks their job quite a bit in order to care for and spend time with him.
>They reliably spend too much time triaging Sally, resulting in multiple events in which the Doctor and Nurse Practitioner are waiting outside just staring at the door impatiently when Darling comes out. They've had to have a few meetings about their speed when triaging Sal.
>On a few occasions, Darling has stolen samples of Sal's migraine meds or antibiotics because Sal couldn't afford that months supply. She doesn't feel bad about it, what is Sal gonna do, snort up a big line of penicillin or Imitrex? Nurse Darling thinks not
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killemwithkawaii · 1 month
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Welcome back senpai!!! Good to see you (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧
Sliding in your ask box bc I have a nsfw-ish Sally confession to make (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪
So, I saw this edit of his recently with a song that goes "let me play to you like I play guitar" BUT, where I'm from, "playing to someone" doubles as slang for fingering/jerking off so I was just (O/⁠//////O。⁠) "SAL???"
(but he would. he so fucking would!!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) and I'd let him)
p.s. can I be kaomoji anon? (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡
[CW: NS/FW lemon, mild unsanitary, mild death/suicide for canon screenshots. Minors DNI!!!]
>Aw thank you, thank you my sweet kouhai~ 🥰💕
>YUS it is TIME ns/fw asks/hcs fucking SUSTAIN ME lets get this shit rollin again >:3c 💖💦
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>Threw this together for some canon visual reference (u welcome) ☝
>Sally FACE??? More like Sally FINGERS amirite 😏🥁
>His proportions are inconsistent but we embrace the Meaty Mitts on this blog (i mean just get a load a them sausages and tell me you ain't hungry 👀🌭💦)
>Sal being a seasoned guitarist means his skillset includes: -dexterity -finger strength -hand independence -multitasking -patience -stamina -keeping rhythm (all of which can be utilized whether its his guitar or your junk in/around his hands) 👌💯💦
>I would also like to add 'performs well under pressure' (since he can use his guitar as a weapon in battle) to the list, as well as mention that he's probably got some hard-earned guitar calluses that could offer some very interesting texture variations if he uses them right... 😳🥵💦💦💦
>Okay but Sal literally playing his guitar to you as foreplay is just... so fucking sweet (and would give him the opportunity to give you a taste of the skills listed above before you get a much more hands-on demonstration once the song is finished) 🥺💞💞💞
>There is an ask around here somewhere about Sal strategically playing his guitar while [y/n] sits on his amp and enjoys the vibes..~~~ (it's not listed in my masterlist bc i didn't add much to it, but I wanted to mention it while we're on the subject and will link it if I ever find it ;3)
>Nerdy Side Tangent: I've very curious about where you're from and if those lyrics/ that phrase is a non-English euphemism translated into English? Or maybe it's like British English slang vs. American English slang? 🤔 I ask because I (an American) have always heard the phrase 'play WITH someone,' which sounds like you're treating someone/ their body like a toy/object mostly for your own amusement without any serious thought put into it, while 'play TO someone' sounds like doing something for/to someone for their own enjoyment, and to me suggests that whatever body part(s) involved is more comparable to an instrument being played with purpose, skill and care (much more romantic!!). It's fascinating that such a small difference in wording can make such a huge difference to the mood and implications of a phrase!! (and I'm sure Sal would much prefer your version, too!) 😮✨✨✨
>Thanks for putting all of these these specific thoughts in my brain, kaomoji anon!! You have officially been added to the anon signoff list 🤗✅💖
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killemwithkawaii · 2 months
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*high steps through streets ringing overly loud and big bell* All Hail! The King of Cringe hath returned!!
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Pictured: The King of Cringe on parade 👑🎉💕
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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I just tested positive for covid and am feeling ✨not so funky fresh✨ and thinking about Sal and Larry taking care of me is the only thing keeping me going 😭💕
Just imaging them bundling their pathetic sick little s/o (me) up in fluffy blankets, feeding me soup, cuddling me and petting my hair!! They are so sweet and they (Sal in particular) would be SO good at taking care of their sick s/o 🥺😷💕
“baby, what’re you doing up? Don’t worry I’ll get you whatever you need just rest”
“No you’ll get sick too 🥺” “And leave my baby here alone? Fat chance 😤”
“Open wide baby you gotta eat at least a few bites~” “such a good baby for me”
“I know the medicine is gross sweetheart but it’s gonna make you feel better!”
They would totally spoil their pathetic sick little s/o and wait on them hand an foot no matter their protest 🥺 just lots of snuggling and hand feeding and petting. Sal softly playing the guitar while Larry’s deep voice rumbles in my ear and lulls me to sleep 😩💕
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>SO SWEET!! I especially love the part with them petting you and lulling you to sleep together... 🥺👉👈💖
>I feel like Larry knows what he's doing, having taken care of his mom whenever she'd get her yearly colds, and would make sure you had what you needed within reach, comfort you when it's needed, and otherwise give you space to rest, while Sal would be such a mother hen and would compulsively check on you any time he hears a sniffle or thinks of something you might need.... Between the two of them, they definitely have you covered 👍🍲🌡💊💕
>I really hope that with a combination of R&R and heaps of f/o love, you've made a swift recovery and you're feeling better now, 🥚 anon! 🤗💖
>In case you're not, here's a comic of Sal and I that I drew when I had covid last year (I know it's no fun at all, but a kith from those cold prosthetic lips sure does help! 🤒💖)
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killemwithkawaii · 2 years
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Imagining the gang all getting stoned together and deciding to take the BDSM test for shits and giggles and then they just sit around talking about it and poor Sal keeps having to hide his boner bc y/n keeps talking about their kinks and he’s VERY into it….shocked at how well their ✨interests✨ align 🥴🥴
Everyone else is joking around and laughing—ash and Larry are just that casual, and y/n is SO stoned their filter is totally gone lol—and poor Sal is the only one struggling from Horny(tm)
[y/n/]: I'm just gonna get this out of the way and let y'all know that I am a Freak™
Sal: [Taking mental notes and sweating profusely] 👀📝💦
>One of the many great things about f/os is that you can hc them to be into any kink you're into no matter how ooc it might seem to another person in the fandom like for realz guys nobody can stop you and I am begging you to be 1000% self-indulgent with this (bc I certainly am UwU) ✅
Bonus: Todd info-dumping about the psychology/sociology of kink and it leads to the group having some some deep discussions, self-reflection, and a new level of acceptance and trust between all participants (though some good-natured teasing isn't off the table)
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killemwithkawaii · 2 years
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i would 100% date sal just for gizmo. he’s so cool, shoutout to him. he’s a rad lil dude
>He really, really is UwU But that would still be kind of a dick move, anon lol
Sal: [y/n], are you only dating me to play with my cat?
[y/n]: [hiding bags of cat toys and treats behind their back] ...No....
Sal: ...God, I feel so used...
Also
[y/n]: Sally, I'm leaving you for Gizmo. We're running away together.
Sal: [sniffling] I'm crying for me, but I'm happy for you two. You deserve each other...
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killemwithkawaii · 18 days
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OMG OMG OMG!!!
istg ur fics r too good and u like my headcannons. I'm fucking freaking out!!!!
>D'aww thanks man!! I'm glad you like my work! 🤗🤗🤗
>You freaked out? Over me..?? 🥺👉👈 sdlfjas well I hope you didn't freak out TOO bad... 🙈💖
>I check the SF tag just about every day, and in such a small fandom, it's always great to see people contributing their work! Though I do admit I can be a little picky, so a like means I REALLY like a post and DEFINITELY wanna revisit it (your hc included) 👀👌💯🗃
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killemwithkawaii · 1 month
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I’m about to try and draw my own version of Sal so I’m pulling together a bunch of drawings of what people think his face looks like, instead I accidentally made a photo collage of Sal (I own none of this art but also don’t know who all they belong to aside from yours in the top left corner, but credit to everyone who drew these-)
>Guys please admire this Yan!wall of our favorite darling blue boy with me for a minute... 🥺📸💙💙💙
>Off the top of my head, I know the very bottom left drawing of Sal in a beanie/skirt is by verymerryart (link to her insta bc she's not very active here), but if anybody else wants to help identify the artists, please chime in!
>Hope you've been having tons of fun drawing your own version of Sal! Since his face is mostly up to interpretation, it's always a lot of fun to see the variety of designs that different artists come up with for it c: (My only request is that you make it nice and fucked up, but otherwise PLEASE take whatever self-indulgent liberties your little heart desires...~ 🎨💖)
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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Mitch, have you heard that Larry made Sal a step stool because of how short Sal is? What do you think Sal uses the step stool for besides reaching high places?
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>This is referring to a tweet Steve made
>Ah yes, the fluffy filler Sally Face lore we as a fandom thirst for... 🥤😩🙏
>Larry knows basic carpentry and gives people home-made gifts: canon ✅
>Sal has so much trouble reaching things and has probably needed Larrys help reaching things so many times that Larry felt the need to make him a custom step stool: canon ✅
>I want to know the context under which this was given to Sal. His birthday? Christmas? Or was it made after some sort of 'trying to reach something' incident (aka a 'You're so smol that you are a danger to yourself and others' emergency/impromptu gift)?
>I always thought it was a little bench for Sal to sit on while he practiced guitar?? But now I like thinking about it having multiple uses, him using it every day at every opportunity, carrying it around the house and into the shed to reach into cabinets and on top shelves and stuff.... qwq 💕 It's probably how he reaches and hangs up his masks, and how he put up his posters, too!
>I'll bet Larry feels a lot of pride seeing Sal use it so often 🥺🏆💖
>As for its other possible uses, since its right by the door, it would be a good place for Sal to sit while taking his shoes on/off and a good 'do not forget' spot to leave items like his wallet and phone so he always remembers to pocket them when he leaves the house 👟📱
>[Self-indulgent selfship/polyship thought: Larry adding a third step to the stool so that I, the Shortest King of the throuple, can also use it to reach the top shelf 👑✨ Also, I want to build things with Larry SO BAD??? I love assembling furniture, but building something from scratch with him that all three of us would use would def hit different... 🥺👉👈💘]
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killemwithkawaii · 17 days
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I’m so sorry but after that pun just imagine fucking Larry’s face 🚪🏃‍♀️💨
>... wait, were we not doing that already?? 😳💦
>He's got long hair and big brown puppydog eyes (that water easily) for a reason, folks 🤷‍♂️
>Just... be mindful of his gag reflex... for everyones sake 😬⚠
>Def a learning curve... he's doing his best be patient with him 🥺 but if/when he does tap out, the consolation 'handy'man HJ will be good, at least! 👍⚖
>Did you use a very similar emoji combo in another ask you sent in (that is currently waiting patiently to be answered bc im gonna make it and a few other asks kiss)?? Because if you did it is now your signoff claim congrats 🚪🏃‍♀️ anon~ ✅
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killemwithkawaii · 2 years
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Ok, this has been on my mind for a while (esp since I'm obsessed with Double Trouble ATM) but how would Double Trouble react to their darling riding their face?? Or just indulging them in general???
I need to touch grass lmfao
-⌛Anon (I hope it's ok if I use the hourglass?)
You can touch all the grass you want ⏳️ Anon, it won't stop the obsession~ >:3c
Double Troubles reactions to their darling riding their faces-
[CW: NS/FW lemon, body issues, overstimulation, unsanitary, mention of drowning, Sal x [reader] x Larry (V poly) at the end]
Love-Sick Sally~
Sal at any level of lovesickness would be really hesitant and shy about having his face ridden. As much as he wants to please his [darling], he still has his hangups. The first obstacle is making him feel secure enough to have his prosthetic off in front of them at all, and the second would be convincing him that they find him desirable enough to have his face be the focus of a sexual act. They'd have the choice of discussing it with him beforehand, very slowly warming him up to the idea until hes feeling brave enough to initiate it himself, or [Darling] could choose to take the initiative, throw him into the deep end and tell him not to drown with a flirtatious wink (and trust me, he'll start swimming as soon as enough of him gets wet). Either way, if [Darling] is convincing, enthusiastic, and generous with the praise, Sal will forget his own self-consciousness for a few blissful moments while he focuses on giving [darling] some generous (and very sloppy) head and soaking in the amazing view until [darling] is completely satisfied. 💖💦
Bonus things to think about: The uneven texture of his lips, his good eye rolling back when he gets into it, his ears blushing, how gently he touches and holds onto [darling] during, his excellent sense of rhythm
Scary Larry~
Scary Larry, on the other hand, gets this huge cheeky grin and tells [Darling] to climb on up and hold on tight as soon as they propose the idea of riding his face. Despite [Darling] being physically on top, Larry calls the shots from the bottom, keeping a firm grip on their thighs and ass, lifting, repositioning and holding them in place as he sees fit in order to both pleasure them and get the best view. He does a good deal of showboating, flicking his tongue out so that [darling] can see it while he 'works his magic,' and makes a lot of eye contact, loving watching [darling] watch him as they fall apart in his grip. The teasing could go on indefinitely if [darling] doesn't eventually grip him by his hair to keep his mouth where they need it and tell him to stop fucking around. He'd keep them on edge until they were shaking, begging to come, only staying upright because of his strong hold on them, and would keep them trapped in that position through their orgasm until they started begging him to stop. 🥵💦
Bonus things to think about: His thick brows furrowing as he ramps up the intensity, the scratch of his stubble, his self-assured grin after [darling] has 'painted his face', the other stupid dirty jokes/puns [darling] would be subjected to through the entire thing
Side notes:
>Double trouble 1000% exchange crib notes about their shared darling, so [darling] shouldn't be surprised if one of the boys tries doing something the other did during a previous sexual encounter.
>Sal, being the less experienced and more anxious of the duo, might be into the idea of [Darling] and Larry giving him a 'demonstration' (+possible lengthy hands-on workshop) of proper face riding before attempting it himself (so he can take note of what to expect, what [darling] seems to like, where he should put his hands, etc.), and Larry would of course be down to give his partner in crime a few pointers if he needed them 👌
💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
Obligatory links:
'Would Sal like having his face ridden?'
Drawing of Larry eating out an AFAB viewer [VERY NS/FW]
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