#Just smash all the windows

[maevefinnartist]

sorry but as someone who *had to* live in a van I will never understand all these trust fund kids who *choose to* live in a van

#it sucks. especially if you live in a van WITH someone. they will get on your every last nerve because youre sharing such a small space #shit will go missing that you need #it will never be as clean or organized as it was when you took those aesthetic pictures #and the amount of $ youll spend on gas for your not-at-all-fuel-efficient conversion van is astronomical #nasty people who hate the homeless bc theyre edgelords or far right will slash your tires and smash your windows #actually probably not if your van home is ☆aesthetic☆ vs literally homeless tbh #sorry i just fucking hate how homelessness is getting gentrified and trendy when actual homeless people are suffering

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I've been doing a lot of grocery delivery in the country lately, so I ordered myself a nice bumper sticker so I fit in with everyone else's stuff :)

I've seen a lot of these lately, but they were all of a pride flag I don't recognize. Not sure which gender/sexuality has the red and white stripes with the blue with white stars in the corner, but I guess it's an ok design. The rainbow is the traditional LGBT flag, though, so I feel it symbolizes the collective queer community a little better and will be a little more noticeable/recognizable than niche flags, like this stars and stripes guy.

#queer #pride #rainbow #flag #gay #lgbt #fr tho I've seen so many q-anon and trump stickers that i feel like this'll either be really funny or I'll get my windows smashed in #for some reason the country here isn't just chill people eeking out a living doing what they can #it's all super well off people who immigrated from elsewhere in the us and are incredibly aggressive #I'm from the middle of nowhere. country folk are typically very kind even if they're a little ignorant to shit like being gay or trans. #but this is the kind of people where i got called a dyke twice just walking through kroger #i had the person behind me at mcdonalds yelling about my sticker that says i don't break for kids #anyone i know who has lived in that area for a long time hates all these new people #they've driven up housing prices to be just as much as in the city. they're all republicans who fled California or Illinois... #...and they brought with them their more radical views and hateful big-city attitudes #like yeah. this wasn't a place to be comfortably out as gay beforehand. now it's actively hostile instead of you get weird stares kinda shit

[tsuchinokoroyale]

More like rad-b-gone lol

#I love that you can see me back off to dodge his grab before I’m like oh wait I can just bonk him lol #thank you radagon for being the only boss I could see myself doing hitless #except my dodge rate for his stomp/poke combo is like 5% #so it’s only feasible if he doesn’t do that move… #oh and the “nothing personnel kid” teleport and fast smash can also suck it #him the crucible knights and the bell bearing hunter are the only enemies I’ve learned to consistently parry in ER 😮‍💨 #I tried learning malenia’s parries but her damage is so overtuned it str8 up was not worth the risk and effort 🥴 #radagon definitely isn’t the most fun boss in Elden ring but I think he’s like the most fair out of every single one #which is why it’s gr8 that all my goodwill gets toss out the window with Elden beast 🥴 #I had one moment where he did Elden stars chase attack the triple closing rings and then sword swipes #and got absolutely annihilated bc I could not dodge all 3 attacks at once #like attack RNG has always been part of the difficulty in these games but with my limited knowledge this is the first one where #(( outside of gank fights )) #the RNG difficulty slider goes from manageable all the way to full health to death #had one round with malenia where she used waterfowl blade SIX TIMES and I only managed to survive bc I was playing around with a mage build #and was letting bby tiche do most of the damage while I pulled aggro from far away enough that I could dodge WFB comfortably #can you tell I’ve only ever done double godskins with both NPC summons and tears #I’ve heard enough about that fights bullshit that I straight up trivialize it every time I get it to it #Elden ring truly is the most difficult and easiest fromsoft game to date… dialectic 🥳 #excited to see how they balance things in the DLC bc honestly outside of WFB malenia really is a fun boss #I don’t mind that her normal attacks are so punishing bc dodging around them or knocking her out of certain attacks feels gr8 #so if bosses are malenia level TUNED without WFB level BULLSHIT I can see myself getting really into it 🥳 #tsuchi plays games

[bisexualamy]

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#it actually makes me sick like physically ill how much praise is heaped onto goyishe american leftists #people who could not point to gaza on a map six months ago. whose knowledge of middle east history comes from outdated textbooks and twitte #for being anti imperial activists and well educated anti imperialists with all the right buzzwords and all the right opinions #meanwhile nothing i say will ever be good enough bc i'm jewish and palestinians are tokenized by people who care more about appearing #like someone who Listens to Palestinians as opposed to 1) doing anything material to help them (like donating money) #and 2) not spreading obvious misinformation. something that does material damage to the cause of liberation #AND further fuels the most insidious of zionist propaganda which relies on the antisemitism of ignorant western goys #this propaganda banks on their antisemitism bc it's that fucking reliable #every white western goy that harasses jews or spreads misinfo about jews or is straight up just racist towards random israeli immigrants #ppl living in the west like running coffee shops that are now having their windows smashed bc that what? supports palestinian liberation? #makes it that much easier for actual zionist propagandists to say 'see. this was never about imperialism. they want an excuse to harm you.' #'you are only safe with us' #i grew up in a cauldron of this kind of propaganda and i was playing on hard mode i got it from the orthodox #it took years of dutiful unlearning. of wrestling with some really difficult realities. of realizing that i'd been not only lied to #but information had been deliberately kept from me to keep me from knowing the true depths of the horror happening in gaza #i did not get the luxury of starting to care about this six months ago during a concerted effort to correct the record #i had to put in the effort to unlearn two decades of propaganda given to me so young i don't remember a time when i didn't know it #and i am by far not the only jew with this experience #i have put in way more effort to care about this than every white western goy with a megaphone posting palestinian flags on IG #but none of that matters bc i am a jew and for the last 5000+ years we don't get to decide how we're discussed or how we're remembered #never mind how many jewish voices (and yes! even israeli voices!) have been supporting liberation efforts in palestine for years. #who've done an amazing job reaching more people who need help seeing through the propaganda they were raised on #i can only be a token who speaks only in protest chants or i can be an evil zionist. the anti imperial work doesn't matter. #bc anti imperial work is hard and none of them actually want to do it they just want the protest photos #anyway this is why i don't discuss this on the piss on the poor website. tbh i don't trust y'all

[braisedhoney]

Yknow the ask about what would be the equivalent to stanley's bucket? It would be the fire exstinguisher!!! Y/n from iswm went to look for it immediately in one or couple of loops!!

anon. anon you are a genius. i mean come on, they can both even (theoretically) put out fires!! one just needs a shitton of water to transport!

... also gotta admit that i love the mental image of our resident captain pov character just doing that hilarious slow-run while also holding a fire extinguisher in frame the whole time. another tsp bucket parallel. this concept is perfect and i support it 100%.

#ney's chatter (ask answers) #also something inherently great about the memory bc #i think i remember us just taking the extinguisher and smashing the window with it #all we need now is to make that narrator character from iswm omnipresent and we've got another tsp ending

[inuhodo]

afraid, yes, but among you again crying yes risk joy in the raw wind of the new world

The grass under her hands feels different, it feels new, and she can't help the tears that fall and the grin on her face. She doesn't know anything but the ecstasy of being alive.

friend (now isle) makes it out of the fade :> for a moment what was twisted untwists as she just sits in wonder at being alive (excerpt is snowdrops by Louise Glück)

#i am Burning #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #hawke #isle hawke #the whole poem is her it makes me smash my head into a window #she made it out of the fade guys totally normally super normalgirl #now she just has to crawl over to isabela and all is right in the world (narrator voice: all is not right in the world)

[quickhacked]

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the broker fic is coming along nicely and i'm currently prepping chapter 13 so i can drop it next week, it's gonna be a fun one >:^)

‘Listen,’ the man said, once again pointing his finger in Vitali’s direction.

‘I’ma give you to the count of five, and if I don’t have my eddies back by then- all three thousand of ‘em- that dark red suit o’ yours is gonna be red for vastly different reasons.’ ‘Really now?’ Vitali asked, raising his eyebrow and slightly tilting his head, a smile taking shape on his face as he let his eyes trail the crowd; people were starting to get rowdy, starting to cheer. A rush of adrenaline was already soaring through his system, reminding him of the street fights he used to participate in- Sure, he was there for business now. But he could have a little bit of fun. ‘One!’ the guy yelled, his voice barely audible above the buzz of the club, the music suddenly a lot louder than before; though it could just be Vitali’s imagination, straightening his back and redistributing his weight to his left leg while grabbing his cane halfway down the shaft. ‘Two!’ ‘You sure you’re going to do this, jefe?’ Judy asked. ‘Viktor’s gonna kill you.’ ‘Only if I get hurt,’ Vitali replied, rolling back his neck as the man yelled out a loud three, dragging it out a little bit longer as if he was trying to give Vitali time to reconsider. Another day, another client turning against him. Far from the first time and far from the last; though usually Vitali dealt with these sorts of things with a bit more finesse than he was about to do. ‘Four!’ He did not care. His reputation preceded him; the bruising of his knuckles as dark as the rims underneath his eyes, everyone knew Vitali Dobrynin was a fighter first and a fixer second. All to protect, all out of love- but no one cared about that. They only ever saw what was on show. ‘FIVE!’

#tag games #nuclearwriting #so many fun bits in this chapter i'm very excited to post the rest >:^) #this is just some random guy also don't worry about it #that last part though. reputation preceded him. fighter first fixer second. all to protect. all out of love. but no one cared. #i'm fucking normal about him i wanna fucking smash my head through a window #this is EXACTLY what matvey wants. take away the context to make vitali look like the villain in all this #to take everything away from him. people only ever see what's on show. aha xoxo #never thought i'd have this much depth in the whole fic but here we are baybeey... themes... motifs... [dies] #also. once again. if anyone wants me to yell more about the fic my asks are open and i Love yelling about things so. teehee #if you have any quastions. >:^) let me know >:^) <3

[seagullcharmer]

you can tell the brainrot is real...... (watching old danandphilgames videos) (specifically the first keep talking and nobody explodes) (imagining dale and bob playing it) (even though they're from. 1972 and obviously the game did not exist yet) (and they would both likely have ww2 childhood trauma so bombs are not really a good idea here) (anyway)

#libra.txt #anyway. i think very fondly abt dale&bob #even though there is no reason for them to actually be friends #since they only interact with each other in canon because of laura's death #and their only 'interactions' are not what would have Actually happened! #(cube escape: theatre being inside of dale's mind)(and the scene in the white door being bob dreaming) #(therefore neither are reliable accounts of their personal interactions) #like technically the only time they interact outside of mind shenanigans is the very brief bit in case 23 chapter 2 #when dale looks through the window and sees bob in the holding cell + bob becoming corrupted #like yeah bob comes up to the window and smashes it #but he and dale don't /technically/ interact #anyway all of this to say that i believe they were childhood friends but dale completely forgot abt it #(partly due to [gestures at childhood trauma both canon and implied] and partly due to just growing up and forgetting stuff) #(like i completely forgot one girl i did a play with in 5th grade and then we went to the same high school and she's still miffed) #meanwhile bob is miffed that dale forgot. and also bob's going thru it bc he's now the lead suspect in laura's death #if you're still reading this: hi i forgot where i was going

[dirt-str1der]

Trans kiryu is a genuinely funny hc because like trans majima is like oohh angst ohh she has to fight to be accepted she has to deal with people making fun of her for being a man in a dress she has to take into account her position and social standing and kiryu is literally just kiryu forever because the universe loves him too much to ever force him into a situation unless its to go to prison in which case hes like yayyy i love jail yayy yayyy

#Yakzua loveblog #im just talking to myself you guys dont need to read anything #in fact dont read this im going to talk about transphobic nishiki again anyway #my transphobic nishiki hc is the most important one to me because. like we all need to have some transphobic people in our lives #i do think that nishiki calls him ‘kiryu’ even though theyre best friends forever because when nishiki will always accidentally say his #deadname instead of ‘kazuma’ even though i know that nishiki is literally the one who gave him the name kazuma to make fun of kiryu for #thinking hes a boy and it just kind of stuck but nishiki eventually stuck. with calling him kiryu because thats how he prefers to be called #they are bestfriends for a reason .... and nishiki is the only one kiryu will let be transphobic towards him because theyve known each other #for forever and he knows he means no harm by it like he will still hit him but nishiki takes it in stride because its their thing and its #never not funny to make kiryu annoyed like for anyone else its an uncrossable line but once a month nishiki will lead kiryu into the womens #section to shop for new clothes and kiryus like Somehow i always knew you wore womens jeans and nishikis like HEY !!!! #but as kids they were always very cute because theyre always together and you can never really tell whos following who because it seems like #theyre on the same wavelength until nishiki realises that life is so much easier when youre working smart so he went to work on his INT stat #while kiryu never stopped being a wild animal like hes literally some sort of monkey to me sorry for dehumanising him because of his autism #like i adore his ‘own little bubble’ way of life as long as he’s physically okay kiryus not going to complain about anything. like when he #said ‘i decide to do things based on whether i love it or hate it’ im like Yeah i bet you do. he sits outside the orphanage all day playing #with rocks until nishiki comes finds him then they both go outside to smash open windows with the rocks kiryu has gathered and kiryus in his #little skirt and he always uses it to carry things in you know how it is and he stopped going to school to be a bigger menace than everyone #anyway did i mention that the universe loves kiryu. especially his genes he was very lucky because he never had a big chest or nothing he #was always going to get tall and thick in the shoulders and beefy and when he cut his hair it just sealed the deal he passed with flying #colours like young children are indistinguishable by gender unless they have a big pink bow in their hair but kiryu radiated masculinity #from a young age and his aggressive way of life didnt help. well it helped a lot actually. a lot of people were scared of him and nishikis #like dont be scared of kiryu shes nice when you get to know her and everyones like ?? thats a girl ??? #in fact it made more sense for kiryu to be a boy at that point so he went to kazama and told him and kazama was like ok lets make it happen #like kiryu and nishiki are so special because there is nobody in the universe more transphobic to kiryu than his own brother but also nishik #was the one helping kiryu shop for boy clothes when he was clueless about it like hes not stupid but he really doesnt know about fashion and #he trusts nishiki to not make him look stupid and nishiki is of course like 😏 well well well youre having a girl moment arent you #nishiki is okay with kiryu being a guy because this means that now whenever kiryu hits him he can fight back without being misogynistic #okay im done talking my noodles are getting cold but kiryu as a kid would have been a veritable nightmare #oh yeah my trans beam extended to nishitani as well because just look at him. everybody majima wants to sex is trans

[june-again]

i still need to read the sequel to the book i read last year (grimspace) the story is haunting me and i need to go spend time with those characters again

#june shines #need to ask my library if they can get it in at all #not sure if i want to buy it since it's not the kind of book i know i'll like/read again #but i DO know it's the kind of book i'll enjoy reading #the romance was so banger too #love me a brooding male lead who is always bloody somewhere #i cant remember what he did but i think he got shot at one point #that was hot #he seems like the type of guy to smash a window #(my type) #grimspace #also the main character was hot #i just loved that book man

[itsren-again]

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#had all my shit stolen in a smash and grab lol #like not ALL my stuff #but was on vacation and had everything in the vehicle coming home #lost a lot of things + one vehicle window #worst was my camera that was full of all the pictures I had just taken on vacation..... #it's all just stuff but still feel bummed and violated #can't have shit in St.Louis apparently ha #rant post #personal

[milo-is-rambling]

Oh cherry tag you will always be famous to me

#summer depression but not in the hehe cute quirky way but in the completely losing yourself and feeling like you’re rotting away from the #inside out. summer depression like hiking up your skirt and cutting your thighs while you drive home from work. summer depression like one #day I think the sun will either save me or I will burst into flames. #summer depression as in every summer before this has been part of this big life journey but this summer means nothing (every single year) #summer depression as in one day I thought I could be someone and now it’s summer and I’m all alone and I’m daydreaming about being anyone or #anything else I’m thinking about anything I could do differently I’m trying so hard to become a different person that when I’m forced to #face myself I want to smash the mirror and crash the car and scream as loud as I can on the highway or jump into the lake or stay up for 36 #hours or get a sunburn so bad I feel it with every slight movement #it’s summer and all I want to do is eat cherries and apply funky band aids to my fingers to cover my torn up cuticles #I just want to drink ice water and spend too much money on weed. it’s summer and I want to remember why I’m still alive #it’s summer and the air is hot and muggy but the crickets are chirping outside my window and the fan is humming and I’m listening to a #playlist I made three years ago and I’m a completely different person now but nothing has changed but nothing has stayed the same #ugh #cherries tag how I adore you

[nebulaofchaosandwoe]

i should be be sleeping i should be sleeping i should be sleeping i should've gone to bed i should be asleep by now im sleepy im freaking out i need to finish my homework i won't have time for it tomorrow because i have more homework i will have to wake up early it's weekend i shouldn't have to wake up early i shouldn't have to worry about homework i shouldn't have to worry about my sleep on a fucking weekend i shouldn't have to worry sleeping at all i'm freaking out i'm freaking out aaaaa

#guess i'll just read some gay fanfics now #and maybe not sleep at all 🤠🤠 #my head aches #i'm ill #and tired #i can't even breath properly #my throat feels dead #i wish i was unalived #maybe I'll buy my ticket to amy winehouse's live show #or freddy mercury's #im wanna drown myself in the shower #i wanna smash this damn laptop #i throw it off the window and then nothing will matter anymore #i throw myself with it #i need more books with lesbians #and fanfics #i love the gays #but the other genders are so cool #and i barely get to see them in books #and shows #it's so sad #me thingy

[dogheartbf]

can someone help me i am experiencing emoutions

#ALL GOOD ONES. #UM. #when i get v. happy. i get the urge to break things and like idk destroy everything #perhaps happy is not the right word. buzzy. a lot. like uhhh *shakes my hands v fast*. y'know. shimmery #but it's so fun. it's a fun emotion. experience. just. so much. i can't stop grinning #life is wonderful and full of buzz and laughter!! smash a window!!! #.txt

[pinkfey]

marie antoinette is now crying because she went on a monarchy abolitionist forum and read a post by BasedKing69 which said there is no way a monarch can rule innocently and that the royal family is a tree with root rot

#okay comrade 😍❤️⚒️ #when does she see the light and destroy the monarchy instead of cry about the mean things said abt the system she’s complicit in #i’m WAITING !!!!!!!!! #like i still haven’t figured out the message of this book yet it’s just. all about how sad poor marie feels bc she’s framed as innocent #like okay?? when does she start smashing windows !! #i don’t even think the author knows what she’s trying to say #right now she’s framing radical abolitionists as extremists #but marie is an unreliable narrator so maybe that’s just the author utilizing it !! idk i’m just so over her feeling so sad about how #mean people are online when she’s safe in versailles or whatever #i’m also thinking it’s going to turn out she and louis are like. androids put in place for whatever reason #DONT ask why bc i have no evidencefmdhshfkf #but they introduced androids and now i’m like hmmst 🤔 is that why these ppl are coincidentally named louis and marie #in a world where the real louis and marie existed and said existence is purposefully not public knowledge #THIS BOOK SUCKS #anyways.txt

[beauregardlionett]

the amount of anatomical knowledge about the lower body in my head right now is a lot and yet apparently still not enough

my exams are thursday

send help

#the nervous system can get fucked because i said so #i know she's intricate and important but by god am i over it #also oiai can suck a fat toe #oh you have five origins and two insertions? get fucked gluteus maximus you aren't special you're just as ass #you're a superficial muscle but innervated by the inferior gluteal nerve instead of superior? wHY #just do your fucking hip extension abduction and lateral rotation and get out of my house #don't even get me started on cross sections y'all because we will be here all night #i basically just did ten straight hours of anatomy and i want to throw myself out of this 19th floor window #in other news our class of 60 is going out to the bars to get absolutely smashed at 5pm on thursday #about #mundane shit