#Juice Danish Band

[thcfountain]

Dating Jolly would include:

mdni. nsfw (daddy kink, creampie, spanking mention, etc) & fluff content below cut. Scroll back a little on my blog for Noah, Matt, and Nicholas.

Also there is some Swedish below and I'll warn you now that my Swedish isn't as strong as my Norwegian or Danish.

Jolly loves to play argue with you. Screaming at you to make him a sandwich, knowing full well you'll tell him to fuck off. You'll make it for him though because you love him.

He makes the snacks and you pour the wine and the two of you sit down to watch trashy tv together. Jolly is obsessed with The Kardashians, he would force the band to do reality tv if he could.

"Why do you like this so much?" You ask one day, leaning back into him embrace as you both sprawl out on the sofa.

"I like drrrraaamaaa," he sing-songs, rolling the r in drama a little harder than necessary and you can't help but snort out a laugh.

He calls you pet names in Swedish. "älskade min," (my beloved) and "söta min," (my sweet) are his favorites.

"Du är så vacker, älskade min," he murmurs between soft and slow kisses as the two of you laze in bed one morning. Your bodies, naked, are tangled under the sheets and it's less about sex and more about intimacy in the moment.

("you are so beautiful, my beloved.")

Jolly is a god at sex. Years of playing guitar has made him swift and skilled with his fingers, it's also given him the very fun ability to fuck you perfectly in time to your favorite songs.

Ring and middle fingers curl up inside you, perfectly hitting that sweet spot that he always seems to find. His thumb grazes over your clit and your hips buck upwards as you beg him to let you cum.

Your walls clench around his fingers as he pumps them in and out of you at the perfect pace. "That's my girl," he coos, "good girl, cum for me, princess," and you do.

Euphoria washes over you, all the way down to your toes as you cry out his name, cumming over his fingers.

He's a big fan of anger fucking. You're the only thing that can soothe his frustration, calm him down when things are too stressful. Of course he would never do it unless he knew you wanted and you've yet to say no because angry Jolly fucks like a beast.

He smacks your pussy and although you grit your teeth, you know you're getting wet and he does too. A second slap lands and Jolly's hand lingers over your mound for a moment before a finger slides up your slit, smearing your juices. "Such a bad girl," he says, amusement in his voice. "getting wet from daddy's punishment like a little slut."

He pushes you down onto the floor in front of him and pulls his hard cock out of his pants. "Maybe if you show daddy you deserve to cum-" he doesn't get to finish his sentence, trails off in a sigh of pleasure as your mouth obediently goes to his crotch.

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The hand on the back of your head pushes your face down into the pillow, your own hands clenching the sheets. Jolly fucks you from behind, hard and fast, using you for his own pleasure. You've cum twice already at his manhandling, something about seeing him like this when he's normally so sweet just gets your gears going.

"Fæn," the curse leaves his lips and you feel him bottom out, holding his hips against you from behind as he fills you with warm cum. When he finally pulls out and you fully sink against the mattress, he chuckles. "I didn't say you were done, söta min," you look over your shoulder at him, taking in the vibrator in his hand. He loves to see how many orgasms he can get in one night from you.

You become the "Band Mom" so to speak. Despite Matt calling himself "Tour Dad", it's actually Jolly who holds the dad responsibilities. He's the one that gets calls in the middle of the night when someone is sick or in trouble, who deals with childlike behavior for his attention. You get swept up into the mom friend roll because of it.

"I wanted an uncrustable," pouts Noah, looking at the sandwich Jolly had made him. The band was over to discuss an upcoming tour and when the afternoon had come and stomachs began to rumble, Jolly had wordlessly started to make everyone lunch.

"I'll cut the crust off and it will be the same thing," you promise, pulling the plate towards you and beginning to carefully cut crust off the bread.

"Can you cut mine off too?" Asks Folio, sliding the plate your way as Jolly slices up apples so his boys will get some fruit with their lunch.

"It's not the same," Noah complains when you pass the crustless sandwich back, now working on Folio's. "I don't want this because it's not what I asked for."

Jolly puts the knife down and turns around, hands on his hips. "That is not very nice behavior," he reprimands Noah, fully in dad mode now. "Say you're sorry."

Noah's eyes roll as a chorus of "ooh you're in trouble," runs through the band. "Okay dad," he says sarcastically. "I'll apologize to mom."

if you express the desire to learn to play guitar, Jolly jumps to teach you. He buys you a guitar and takes time when he's home to go over lessons with you. Sometimes he just sits with you in his lap, his hands over yours as he shows you proper finger placements for each note.

Jolly absolutely is the only one who's not afraid to fuck on the bus. They have rules for fucking because of him.

There's also been a few times where he's stalked off stage to where you were waiting backstage. He's sweaty and full of adrenaline after a set and he pulls you into the closest empty room or closet, fucking you hard and fast right then and there.

He always brings home little gifts from tour and you have no idea how he manages not to lose them during travel. You love and cherish each one.

You pick up every Swedish cuss word, naturally, and Jolly thinks it's hilarious that if nothing else, you know how to say FUCK.

Jolly, on occasion, will agree to sharing you with one of us his friends. It's usually a little awkward the first time you two bring it up to someone the idea of bringing them into your bed for a night but mostly no one has said no yet. Being spit roasted by Jolly and Nicholas had been the highlight of your week once.

he thinks you are the prettiest person he's ever seen and he's constantly showering you in praise and compliments. You feel ethereal in under his gaze.

Jolly makes sure to set aside time for date night when he's not on tour. Sometimes date night is just the two of you curled up on the couch with some snacks, sometimes it's a fancy dinner somewhere nice.

He goes all out for valentines day. Bouquets show up at your workplace all day and when you go home, your car is filled with a ridiculous amount of flowers. He remembers all of your favorites. Boxes of chocolates await you when you get home and he's drawn you a bath and poured you some wine so you can relax while he makes dinner. If he's not home for the holiday, he still makes sure you get delivery after deliver of bouquets and chocolates and he facetimes you as soon as he can.

the few occasions that you fly out to wherever the band is on tour, hanging with them for a day or two just for a few moments here and there with Jolly, you always let yourself be put to work. It surprised him and made him feel proud the first time you showed up to visit in the beginning of the relationship and immediately you started helping to unload gear. Over the years you've learned how to set up a majority of their gear, how to properly load and unload it, you make sure you pull your weight in order to help out.

he's never loved you more than he did during a UK tour when you left the set early and made sure to have food waiting for band and crew back at the busses. He's not sure how you managed to bring so much back on your own or how you kept it warm, but damn is he grateful.

"NO SLEEP FOR DINNER!" Folio shouts in excitement before digging straight into a container of pasta, with his hands.

Jolly cups your cheeks in his hands, pressing soft kisses against your lips. "You are magnificent," he tells you and then turns to Folio and immediately reminds him that he needs to use utensils, not eat spaghetti by the fist fulls.

Jolly constantly talks about the future too.

"We'll have 6 kids," he declares and your jaw drops. "Maybe 8, I haven't decided yet."

"We'll have two, maybe three. If you think I'm popping out eight kids, you are insane," you tell him.

"Hm, maybe I'll have to birth a few," he jokes and you roll your eyes even though you laugh.

#jolly karlsson smut #jolly karlsson fanfic #jolly karlsson imagine

[disciple-of-frost]

.:Nine People I'd Like to Know Better:.

Tagged by: @heart-of-corundum (TY TY ☺️)

Tagging: @marceandrowan, @pumpkinmagekupo, @haellen-o, @khepri-sunscale, @akirakirxaa, @alicemclean-2203, @localroegadynenjoyer, @ofscorchedearth, @lady-lissette

Last Song: Chokehold by Sleep Token (I'm very normal about this band I swear.)

Favorite Color: If I HAD to pick probably like a dark shade of red. Like wine red or garnet.

Last Movie/T.V. show: Brooklyn 99

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory: Sweet. I have a big sweet tooth. I literally made cream cheese danishes as a midnight snack.

Relationship Status: Been with my current partner for 10 years. We are basically married at this point. 🖤

Last thing I Googled: Wriothesley Ascension Materials (Yes, I do play Genshin Impact. >.>)

Current Obsession: Hmmm.... Baking? It's basically where all my creative juices seem to be flowing for me right now.

#tag game #about me #not ff #get to know me

[oksanas-sun]

hey there!

just got back home and i’m soaking wet, it’s raining so much that some of the sewers are already full, so i’m making some toast:)

how has your day been today?? :3

and a question: what’s your favorite song? mine are play/rec by monokate, nobody really cares by baby queen, crazy girls by toopoor and basically anything by lana del rey , unloved or baby queen (i’m really really indecisive when it comes to favorite songs)

heyyy, how was the toast^-^

i've been very tired today, and had a headache and because of that i felt reaaally small. it's a good thing my lunch break is long enough that i can go home because i laid down with my plushies and paci and took a nap :3 that definitely helped a lot and i ended up having a pretty fun afternoon :)

nobody really cares by baby queen is on my faves list as well!!! list is veeery long but i'll limit myself lol

the village by wrabel (anyone who doesn't know this song, please listen to it, it's so beautiful and powerful, and watch the music video too, i still get teary eyed whenever i watch it)

angel of the morning by juice newton (fell in love with it when it played during the intro of deadpool and then again, when the danish (?) version of it played at the end of Killing Eve 2x04 - though i still prefer the english version lol)

all time low by jon bellion

overwhelmed by royal & the serpent, lowkey prefer the rock cover by living in friction though

and pretty much any song by the bands citizen soldier and skillet. kinda got into some cool russian songs too recently, through some villanelle edits on youtube

#ask #anon #anon ask

[jazeerajin]

A Blast Of A Loser Take Nothing

jack of spades - vivaldi of the coin laundry - wearing a hipster's dictionary - we see him brownnosing around the blackbelts & horny racing car drivers - dashing to & fro like a frightened uncle remus . on days that he gets no mail, he rises early, sticks paper up the pay phones & cons the bubble gum machines... 'the world owes me a living.’ he says to his half-hawaiian cousin, the half-wit, joe the head who is also planning to marry a folksinger next month ‘round & round, old joe clark' is being recited from the steps of the water & light building as jack ambles by with a case full of plastic bubbles - things look well for him: he can imitate cary grant pretty good. he knows all the facts why mabel from utah walked out on horace, the lightingman from Theatre Altitude, he has even stumbled onto a few hairy secrets of mrs. Cunk, who sells fake blisters at the world's fair - plus being able to play a few foreign legion songs on the yoyo & always managing to look like a grapefruit in case of emergency . . . he brags about his collection of bruises & corks & the fact that he pays no attention to the business world. he would rather show his tear of the bomb & say what have you done for freedom than to praise an escaped mental patient who pisses on the floor of junior's delicatessen - jack of spades, with his axe, the record player, with his companion, the menu. & his destination, a piece of kleenex - never touches the cracks on the sidewalk - 'jack' says his other cousin, Bodeguard, half danish & half surfer, how come you always act like Crazy , jackie gleason’s friend? I mean wow! ain’t there enough sadness in the world? jack walks by in a flash he wears his ear plugs - from the steps of the water & light building, the band, after knocking all the juice out of their horns, begin to play on my papa ...

'o.k. so i bumped into you. i don't even care. i got me a little woman at home. i know a good radiator down the block, man, i aint never gonna starve. would you like to buy a pail?’ jack, amazed, rearranges his collar & heads off to the bell telephone hour. which is located beyond the next cop car ... he passes a hot dog stand, a matiraus hits him in the face... the band is playing malagena sale rosa - hears the band, screams, starts doing the jerk.

[thepopaddict]

Juice - Can We Get Personal?

Can We Get Personal? is the sophomore and so far the last album of Danish girl group Juice. The album was released in 1999 spawning only two singles: “My Love” and “Not In Love”. It is their first official album released with their then-new member Eve Horne who replaced Lena Tahara in 1998. It is unknown how the album charted as there are little to none information about the album in the internet.

Track List:

Do It For You

Into My Bed

My Love

Not In Love

Can We Get Personal?

Nobody

Happy

What You Need

Can’t Rush

She

I’ll Make It Up To You

I’m Into You

My Top Five Picks:

5th Place - Do It For You

4th Place - I’ll Make It Up To You

3rd Place - Not In Love

2nd Place - Can We Get Personal?

1st Place - My Love

Picture Gallery:

Lead singer Maria Hamer-Jensen

Member Eve Horne, who joined in 1998 replacing founding member Lena Tahara

Member Anne Rani

#Juice #Juice Danish Band #Juice Music #Maria Hamer #Maria Hamer-Jensen #Anne Rani #Eve Horne #Can We Get Personal #Can We Get Personal Album #My Love #Not In Love #I'll Make It Up To You #Do It For You #Pop Music #RNB Music #Music #90s Music #2000s Music #Danish Girl Group #Danish Girl Band #European Music #Danish Music #Music Blog #Music Blogger #Pop Addict #YouTube #EMI Denmark

[kamicooki]

Thank you for tagging me @sugawara-shoushi you're like my go to tag buddy on here 🥺

NICKNAMES - Niah, Jesus, J, Brat, Mama Jesus, 'Yame (shortened versions of my middle name) Mooca, Nene, Yaya

REAL NAME - Saniah

ZODIAC SIGN - Libra

FAVORITE MUSICIANS - CG5, Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Steven Universe, Billie Eilish

FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM - Penn State Girls Volleyball

SPORTS I WATCH... Volley, Diving, Figure Skating

OTHER BLOGS - None

DO I GET ASKS - Nope, but I'd love to 🥺

HOW MANY BLOGS DO I FOLLOW - 270 rn

TUMBLR CRUSHES - @haikoo I think I them every time I see '🥳' and to curse me like that is to have a special place in my heart.

LUCKY NUMBERS - 8 and 18

WHAT AM I WEARING - Black Spandex (with and elastic band), and a burgundy tourney shirt with yellow lettering

DREAM VACATION - EVERYWHERE.

DREAM CAR - A taupe or dark blue Audi

FAVORITE FOOD - I like Rice and Spaghetti a lot

FAVORITE DRINK - Orange Juice (Maybe Cranberry- Pomegranate juice watered down)

INSTRUMENTS - Ukulele and Piano

LANGUAGES - English, French, Danish (I'm losing it tbh)

CELEBRITY CRUSH - Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Suna Rintarou? Kidding (but not really). Billie Eilish is hot

I'm tagging @ehtobio @atsumumu @ohmythatmiya (I'm sorry I keep tagging you, I just have no one else to)

[hollandsmoose]

tagged by @rainbowshawn 🥰🥰🥰

name: ellen

zodiac: libra

favorite musicians/bands: shawn mendes (obviously), niall horan, normani, taylor swift, dua lipa, little mix, the 1975, hozier, etc.

favorite sports team: i genuinely hate most types of sport lmao so idk. i watch a lot of road cycling but you rarely have favorite teams in that. i just cheer for the danes shsjsk

other blogs: i have @danisnotonniall which, despite its name, is no longer a dan howell and niall horan stan blog. it's basically just where i reblog funny shit and stuff about politics

do i get asks: yes. i feel like i delete 50% of them at this point tho shsjsk

how many blogs do i follow: 549 lol

what i’m wearing: an old, black high school hoodie and some black sweatpants. all black basically (except for my bra lmao)

dream vacation: i basically got to go on my dream vacation last year when i went to rome and pompeii. but hmm i'd like to go to malta with my friends again

dream car: honestly... just something like a nissan leaf lmao

favorite food: italian or indian

drink of choice: if it's non-alcoholic, then a danish soda called faxe kondi or just some peach juice. if we're talking alcohol, just a plain gin & tonic or a screwdriver

languages: danish and english

celebrity crush: shawn mendes 🤦‍♀️ but then also trevor noah, niall horan and john boyega. and oh! also a lot of women dhsjsj too many to name

random fact: i have something called trichotillomania which means i obsessively pull out hair from my body. and when i was a kid, it was so bad that i had a bald spot on my head smh. it's not quite as bad now, don't worry dhsksks

tagging: @shawnsmusical @smallerinfinities @sauveteen @nervousroses @fallinharry (and now i can't remember any more)

[drowning-in-dennor]

To Know

Henrik and Stellan answer questions about each other. (Warning: Crass jokes, sappiness, many, many innuendos.) All the questions were taken from here.

[Stellan picks up the sheet of paper, glaring at it as though personally offended. Henrik, laughing, swipes it out of his hand and adjusts the camera.]

Henrik: Hey, everyone! Today we’re doing some sort of challenge. I honestly don’t know what this is, but... yeah! Let’s do this!

[Staring nervously at the camera, Stellan reaches over to take Henrik’s hand.]

Stellan: Yeah, let’s get this over with.

Question One: Describe them when you first met.

Henrik: Cute!

Stellan: Annoying.

[Henrik pouts and stares at Stellan.]

Stellan: You walked up to me while I was reading and went, “yo, is that H.C. Andersen?”, then proceeded to grab the book out of my hands. Asshole.

Question Two: How tall are they?

Stellan: A hundred and eighty-three centimetres.

Henrik: One seventy-nine.

Question Three: What’s their ancestry background?

Stellan: Yeah, this one’s obvious.

Henrik: Easy.

Stellan: Danish-Swedish, born on Gotland.

Henrik: And Stell’s Norwegian-Icelandic, grew up on Svalbard.

Question Four: When’s their birthday?

Henrik: May seventeenth.

Stellan: June fifth.

[They look at each other. Henrik cracks a grin.]

Henrik: Don’t ask about the year. We don’t remember.

Question Five: What’s the first thing they’d buy if they won the lottery?

Stellan: Enough cloth and thread to clothe an army, along with probably all the embroidery supplies the world has to offer.

Henrik: A butter factory.

[Stellan groans, smacking his forehead.]

Stellan: No.

Henrik: Hold up, what?

Stellan: I’d probably use it to buy some land and grow stuff. Or I’d buy those big oil companies and order them to switch to natural resources.

Henrik: That’s my Stell, always caring about the environment.

[Henrik leans over to kiss Stellan on the cheek.]

Question Six: What’s their favourite band?

Henrik: Stellan’s not a band person.

[Stellan rolls his eyes.]

Stellan: Our band. And yes, we have a band.

Henrik: You bet your ass we have a band! It’s the best one in Europe, if you ask me.

Stellan: Please don’t remind me.

Question Seven: What’s their favourite meal?

[Henrik grins suggestively.]

Stellan: I know what you’re going to say, don’t say it.

Henrik: My a-

Stellan: Don’t you dare.

Henrik: My apple tarts. Seriously, he asks me to make them all the time.

[Stellan hides his face in his hands and mumbles something.]

Henrik: We can’t hear you, babe!

Stellan: Sosekjøtt. This fucker next to me really likes it when I make sosekjøtt.

[Pincing Stellan’s cheeks, Henrik laughs as his hands are swatted away.]

Question Eight: What’s their favourite physical feature about you?

[Stellan turns red.]

[Henrik laughs, nuzzling Stellan and dodging a poke to his nose.]

Henrik: Aww, no need to be shy about it! You know you like my hands, especially when they’re-

[Stellan gestures at the camera.]

Stellan: Apparently Henrik likes my smile, so I’d say my... mouth?

Henrik: Yeah, they look great when you’re-

[Henrik yelps as Stellan kicks him from under the table.]

Question Nine: What’s their favourite personality trait about you?

Stellan: That’s a lot to choose from, but I think he likes that I’m calm and collected.

Henrik: You’re right! And, uh, I know you like that I’m funny, don’t you?

[Reluctantly, Stellan smiles at Henrik and nods.]

Question Ten: What type of clothing looks best on them?

Henrik: Stellan really, really likes it when I wear suits, even when he steps on my feet and messes up my nice shoes. 

Stellan: One look at Henrik’s camera roll will tell you that he goes batshit when he sees me wearing his jackets or scarves.

[Henrik scrolls through his phone, showing the screen to the camera. An album, titled ‘Stell wearing my stuff’, is shown.]

[Stellan grabs Henrik’s phone.]

Stellan: You have an entire six-hundred-and-eighty-eight-photo album of me? Why am I asleep in so many of these?

Henrik: I couldn’t resist, you look so cute!

Stellan: Why do I have on nothing but - delete those!

Question Eleven: What word describes them best first thing in the morning?

Stellan: Bleary. Once, he thought I was having a nightmare, yelled in Danish and ‘reassuringly’ grabbed my face, the dumb shit.

Henrik: Dopey.

Stellan: Excuse me?

Henrik: You’re like a confused kitten! 

[Stellan kicks him under the table again.]

Question Twelve: What would they say is their worst physical feature?

Henrik: Stell complains about his left middle finger a lot. It’s crooked from holding a pen all the time, but it just makes it even more dramatic when he flips people off.

Stellan: He doesn’t like how pointy his nose is, which I never get. 

Question Thirteen: What’s their best talent?

Stellan: Embroidery.

Henrik: Writing.

Stellan: Henrik’s tapestries are amazing. He works so hard on them and they’re all masterpieces, and-

[He suddenly remembers that he’s being filmed, and looks down, flustered.]

Question Fourteen: What are they terrible at?

Henrik: Huh, that’s a hard question.

Stellan: Oh, I’ve got many answers.

Henrik: Hey!

Stellan: Saying the right things at the right times.

Henrik: Keeping his desk clean.

Stellan: Once, Tino was venting to me about how he lost his favourite book, and Henrik just burst in and was like, “’tis I, the guy who wants to die.”

[Henrik slams his head down on the table.]

Henrik: Yeah... let’s not talk about that.

Question Fifteen: What’s their perfect pizza?

Stellan: We don’t eat pizza.

Henrik: Yeah, Stell would sooner go hungry than order it.

Question Sixteen: What’s their favourite alcoholic beverage?

Henrik: Most of the time Stell gets akvavit, but I know he really likes champagne when we can get it.

Stellan: Beer. If not for the health risks, I’m pretty sure Henrik could drink beer all the time.

Henrik: My favourite’s Gammel Dansk, actually, but you’re not far off!

[Stellan claps the table, his other hand going to cover his mouth.]

Stellan: Fuck!

Question Seventeen: What’s their favourite cuisine?

Stellan: Pretty sure it’s Dutch.

Henrik: Norwegian...?

Stellan: You’re wrong.

[Henrik stares at him.]

Henrik: But it’s all you cook! 

Stellan: They’re family recipes, dummy. My favourite’s Japanese.

Henrik: Well, I eat Norwegian almost every night!

[Stellan glares at Henrik and gets up from his chair, walking away.]

Henrik: Wait, come back!

Question Eighteen: What’s their favourite Disney movie?

Henrik: The Little Mermaid.

Stellan: Frozen, even though people think it’s my favourite.

Henrik: I thought you’d like it because of the trolls!

Stellan: You all are delusional if you think trolls are going to give you valid relationship advice.

[Henrik laughs, clapping Stellan on the shoulder.]

Question Nineteen: What’s their most-used curse word?

Stellan: Dammit, fuck it, or anything with an “it”.

Henrik: Shit.

[Stellan looks at Henrik as though enlightened.]

Stellan: Shit, you’re right.

Henrik: HA!

Question Twenty: What adjective describes them in the bedroom?

[Henrik grins perversely and leans over to whisper to Stellan, who glares at him and desperately tries to cool down his reddening face.]

Henrik: Contained. Wild, but the controlled type. Does that make sense?

Stellan: ...dangerous.

[Stellan tries not to fall off his chair.]

Henrik: Aw, yeah, my danger makes stuff really exciting!

Stellan: Shush.

Question Twenty-One: Which one’s funnier?

[Stellan points at Henrik.]

[Henrik points at Stellan.]

[They both stare at each other for a moment before laughing.]

Question Twenty-Two: Who dances better?

Henrik: Stell, hands-down. He teaches ballet at the local studio.

[Stellan shows a video of Henrik dancing to the camera, stifling his laughter.]

Stellan: The only type of dance Henrik can do is awkward dad dancing, solely to embarrass Harald.

Question Twenty-Three: What nicknames do they give you?

Stellan: No.

Henrik: Come on, just tell ‘em!

Stellan: Nei.

[Henrik whispers to him again, and he sighs.]

Stellan: Kanin. It means ‘bunny’, apparently.

Henrik: He’s so old-fashioned! Sometimes when I’m working on my tapestries, I hear Stell go, “darling, can you get me some coffee?” or something like that, and it’s so cute. But again, at night he calls me ‘Mas’-”

Stellan: NO.

Question Twenty-Four: Who uses the Internet more?

Henrik: He shitposts. A lot. For a bestselling author who writes for Disney, you wouldn’t imagine him to be on the Internet a lot posting stuff like “I brewed some leaf juice”.

Stellan: Henrik really only goes online to look for photos or buy stuff.

Question Twenty-Five: If they’re on YouTube, what are they watching?

Stellan: Videos of the songs I wrote lyrics to, or dead memes. I caught him playing the ten-hour loop of “Yee” the other day.

Henrik: He listens to ancient music.

[Stellan crosses his arms indignantly.]

Stellan: They’re from the nineteen hundreds, that’s hardly old. Uncultured pencil.

Henrik: Pencil?

Stellan: Uncultured shit, if that’s what you prefer.

Question Twenty-Six: If they could travel back in time, where would they go?

Henrik: The fifties.

Stellan: The Viking age, clearly.

Question Twenty-Seven: What do they have too much of?

Stellan: Photos, most of them of me.

Henrik: Notebooks.

Stellan: Those notebooks are filled with important drafts!

Henrik: Well, those photos are of important people!

[Henrik sniggers as Stellan blushes for the umpteenth time.]

Question Twenty-Eight: Which of their pickup lines really got you?

Henrik: “You’re amazing.”

Stellan: You still remember that from ten years ago? That’s barely even a pickup line.

Henrik: Of course!

Stellan: “If you need somebody to cuddle with, I’m always down for it!” 

[Henrik grins and wraps his arms around Stellan.]

Question Twenty-Nine: What’s their favourite emoji?

[They both take out their phones to type.]

[Stellan shows his first.]

Stellan: ♡. He’s ridiculously sappy.

[Henrik shows the emoji on his screen.]

Henrik: Stell doesn’t use emojis, but the emoticon he sends the most is (._.).

Question Thirty: Draw your partner.

[Henrik draws a simple sketch, displaying it proudly.]

[Stellan draws a stick figure.]

Henrik: Holy crap!

Stellan: I’m good at writing, not drawing. Now shut up.

...

Henrik: So, that’s the end of the challenge, and I hope you liked it!

Stellan: I certainly didn’t.

Henrik: Bye!

Stellan: Thank goodness it’s over.

#aph dennor #APH Denmark #APH Norway #aph fanfiction #my writing

[ivarswickedqueen]

Fever - part 15

Hi guys, I finally managed to write a new chapter of Fever. This is maybe the last time when I am able to post it here on Tumblr so enjoy it. And please if you can, reblog it, because my posts are not showing in the tags for some reason...  I also created an AO3 account and I will move all of my fics there very soon. I would prefer to keep posting them here on tumblr, but we will see if the written word will be a problem for tumblr stuff after December 17th...  Enough talking, here it is ;)  Previous chapters:  Masterlist  And I recommand you to read this little drabble ;) 

Paring: Alex x reader x Marco Warnings: Explicit content, choking kink, daddy kink, oral sex (female and male receiving), little spoilers for Kriger (Warrior) series Word account: cca 4000 Tags: @akamaiden @missrobyn81 @starfox-92 @kikuthestrange @heathen-whore @cbouvier23 @kerouacsroad@ivars-snowflake @alicedopey @mblaqgi @gwilson937@steadypiepsychicflower @perfectus-in-morte @minarawr @vikingsandetc @proudcoiler88@ilvebeenabad @titty-teetee @ivarsshieldmadien@kuollut-talven @ivarsrideordie @atequilahead @lol-haha-joke @applesaucers @ethereallysimple@itharley @kaani14sc @itsgreatperson @captstefanbrandt@isabellarose5150, @florenceivy, @mockinghijack,  @93generation@lisinfleur, @ivarslittlebadgirl, @tephi101, @holydream @youcancallmeladyjoker @tgrrose @naaladareia

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You came to the Marco's and Alex's home, tired from work and frowned when you noticed that your boys weren’t home, you started unpacking groceries. You were almost done when you heard that someone unlocked the front door. “Hi, Y/N,” Alex mumbled and disappeared in his bedroom. You frowned and followed him inside. He was lying on his bed, with a pillow over his face. “Are you OK, Alex?” you asked, worried about him. Alex was almost always in a good mood, so something bad had to happen to him. “I’m fine, Y/N. Just tired, please leave me alone,” he growled and didn’t even open his eyes. “As you wish, babe. I’ll be in the kitchen, making a dinner. In case you need something just let me know”. Two hours later the dinner was done and you gently knocked on his door. “Alex, dinner is ready,” you said softly and he shouted that he will be there in few minutes. You ate the dinner and chat a little with Alex, but it was obvious that he wasn’t in mood to chat. “Thanks for the dinner, Y/N,” he said and kissed your cheek softly, placed the plates into the dishwasher and went to the living room. You sighed and cleaned up the kitchen and took a quick shower. You walked into the living room and saw Alex watching something in Danish. “What are you watching, babe?” you asked him softly. “Kriger. It’s a Danish TV series,” he said shortly. “Isn’t it the one with Marco?” you asked with a big smile. “Yeah,” he growled. “Can I watch it with you?” you asked him excitedly. “It’s in Danish, you won’t understand a word. “It doesn’t matter. I just want to spend some time with you, please Alex!” you pouted. “All right, come here. But be quiet,” he said grumpily and you quickly cuddled up to him. Alex changed into grey sweatpants and grey hoodie, it was casual clothes, but he still looked delicious. His hoodie was as comfy as it looked. You placed your head on his shoulder and sighed happily. Alex wrapped his strong arm around your waist and pulled you closer to him, his eyes never leaving the screen. “Has Marco shown up yet?” you asked him quickly when the actors stopped talking for a second. “No, he hasn't, you have to wait, but they were talking about his character Mads, so I guess that he will be there very soon” he said.   “There he is,” you squealed excitedly, when Marco’s character Mads appeared on the screen and Alex rolled his eyes. “Awww, isn’t he adorable?” you chuckled and Alex shushed you. “I told you to be quiet,” he hummed and you apologized quietly. But when you saw Mads doing something silly on the screen you couldn’t help yourself and said: “He is such an adorable dork!” “Jeez, Y/N, stop drooling over him, now I have to re-watch the scene, because I have no idea what they were talking about,” he fussed. “I don’t mind to see it again,” you provoked him, and enjoyed the pissed off look on his face. You knew that provoking grumpy Alex wasn’t a good idea, but you couldn’t help yourself. You managed to stay silent for few minutes, but then you had to make another comment. “Awww, he has a preggo wife? That’s so sweet. She is so sweet and small,” and that was the last drop for Alex. His movement was quick and before you knew it, you had his big hand wrapped around your neck. “I think I told you, to be quiet, Y/N! Keep your praises for Marco to yourself or go back to his room and wait for him to come back home from his tour de pub!” he growled, his voice dangerously low, his eyes shining with anger. It made you wet in seconds. “I'm so sorry, Alex. I won’t say a word, I promise,” you gulped and sighed in relief when he let you go and went back to watching the TV. You were wondering what happened to him that made him so pissed and grumpy. You managed to be quiet for a while, but you were horny and Alex wasn’t helping you. You could still feel his hand on your neck and the sound of his angry voice echoed through your ears. You glanced at him and he was watching the second episode in which Mads was playing football. That caught your interest, especially when the football game turned into fight. Marco was throwing punches and kicking the guy who was lying on the floor and you felt a warm heat growing in your stomach. The pressure in your pussy was almost unbearable; you had to do something about it. You glanced at him again and caught him sleeping with his mouth open. You hesitated for a second and then you slowly slid your hand into your shorts and panties and sighed soundlessly, when your cold finger touched your aching clit. You glanced at Alex again and he was still sleeping. You started circling your index and middle fingers around your clit slowly, biting your lips to not moan and catch Alex’s attention. You shifted slightly and added more pressure to your clit. You half-closed your eyes, imagining Alex’s fingers on your body, when you slid your fingers inside your wet entrance. You were so wet, that they slid in easily. You could smell Alex’s cologne and felt the warmth of his body next to you, you closed your eyes completely and your brain almost let you think that it were really Alex’s fingers inside your needy pussy. You found the perfect rhythm between rubbing your clit and slipping your fingers inside your pussy. You felt that familiar feeling growing in the pit of your stomach, few more strokes and you were on the edge of an orgasm. “What the hell do you think you’re doing, Y/N?” Alex growled into your ear and you quickly opened your eyes, staring right into his blue ones. “I… I was… I wasn’t. I am sorry, but I had to!” you apologized but kept pushing your fingers in and out of yourself. “I told you to let me watch this series peacefully and all you can do is misbehaving!” he groaned but watched your hand hungrily. “I’m so sorry for being such a bad girl,” you pouted. “Daddy,” you added and saw the lust in Alex’s eyes, when you called him daddy again. He smacked your hand away, ignoring your whines and protests. He grabbed your hand and took your fingers inside his warm mouth, sucking your juices from them. “You taste so sweet and delicious for such a dirty little girl,” he said and placed you over his lap. He quickly pulled down your shorts and panties and hissed when he saw your dripping wet pussy. “Fuck, baby girl. Are you so wet just because you saw Marco on TV?” he growled darkly and run his fingers over your pussy lips, making your shiver and moan desperately. “No, I’m so wet because I fingered myself while thinking about you! You were sitting next to me, but you ignored me,” you pouted and yelped, when the first slaps hit your ass cheeks. “You are daddy’s needy little whore, aren’t you?!” you felt his hand rub your pained ass cheeks, soothing it, getting it ready for another slap. You hummed, but Alex wanted to hear your voice. “I asked you a question, baby girl,” another two slaps hit each of your ass cheeks. “Yes daddy, I'm your needy little whore,” you whined loudly, feeling your juices running down your thighs. “Look at yourself, baby girl, so wet and desperate. You should take a cold shower and go to sleep!” he chuckled, his big hands kneading your flesh in a way that made you greedy for more. “You wouldn't be so cruel, Alex!” you whimpered and wiggled your ass, making him groan because you were bouncing on his growing erection. He hissed and grabbed your hair into his fist, pulling your ear close to his mouth. “Don’t test me, baby girl!” “I'm sorry daddy,” you whined and bit your lip slowly, while looking into his blue eyes, which were almost black now. “Oh, fuck babe, why are you so hot and irresistible, when daddy wants to punish you?” he sighed and made you straddle his waist. Alex didn’t wait for your answer and took your lips in a hard and bruising kiss, his tongue as demanding as his touch, his kiss was urgent and you surrendered willingly to his domination.  You quickly kissed him back, your hands tangled into his long hair, you took off his hair band, his long hair fell on his shoulders. Alex wanted to take off his glasses, but you stopped him. “Please don’t, I want you to fuck me, wearing nothing else than those glasses,” you begged him, while licking your lips slowly. “Please daddy, do this for me! I’ll be a good girl for the rest of the night, I promise,” you pouted and Alex nodded, already defeated. He quickly took off your sleeping shirt, smirking smugly when he saw that you are naked underneath it. Alex drew patterns with his fingers over your ribcage and belly, his fingers skimmed the underside of your breasts, moving the pads of his fingers lightly over your swollen nipples and you started panting. “Daddy, touch me, please!” Alex’s cock throbbed at your request. He used the tip of his tongue, tracing circles around your areola, enjoying the way how your nipples tightened under his actions. He did the same thing with your other nipple before he finally wrapped his lips around the hard peak and harshly drew your nipple into his hot mouth. Your fingers sung into his hair, pulling him closer to your chest, needing more of his delicious mouth. You gasped and arched into him, when his teeth closed around your hardened peak and his tongue darted across the tip. Your nails dug into his forearm as he sent jolts of pleasure through your body with his tongue and teeth. His calloused fingers brushed over your other nipple, circling and pinching the hardened peak, making your breath come in small, shallow gasps. His other hand traveled down your body, as his mouth closed around your nipple again, tongue circling and sucking as his fingers moved between your bodies, two fingers stroked down the center of your pussy, rubbing against your wetness.      Your head dropped back and you moaned with pleasure as Alex stroked you, the large digits finding your eager hole and pushing in. His long fingers were spreading you open. Your body convulsed as he thumbed your clit. His mouth left your chest and placed opened mouth kisses on your neck, stopping at your ear. “Look at you baby girl. So responsive. So wet for me. So eager to cum around my fingers! You have been such a bad girl tonight, I shouldn’t let you cum. But it seems that daddy can’t say no to you tonight, baby girl” he smirked when you wrapped your arms around his neck, hiding your face on his shoulder. “Alex, please!” you pleaded and placed open mouth kisses on his jaw as Alex started pumping his fingers in and out of you, his palm pressing against your clit. Your nails dug into his nape, your teeth biting onto his shoulder, his name rolling off your tongue in a desperate moan. Alex's breath hot against your skin as he nibbled on your earlobe, whispering in your ear, that you are his little needy whore. You felt your walls tightening around his fingers when he whispered those dirty words into your ear. “Will you cum for me baby girl? Will you cum for daddy?” he asked you and you were impossibly close to your orgasm, when his fingers stopped moving inside you. “Daddy, please!” you whined shamelessly, looking Alex straight in the eye. Your mouth hung open when he added third finger, a loud moan escaped your lips as he settled on a quick pace, fucking you with his fingers almost as hard as he would do with his cock. “Fucking hell, daddy,” you whimpered, biting your lip so hard, that you felt the metallic taste of your own blood on your tongue. Alex watched the drop of blood forming on your bottom lip, his fingers sliding in and out of you, leaning over, kissing you hard, licking the blood off your lip, while curling up his fingers inside you, brushing against your g-spot with every stroke of his hand. You came hard around his fingers, screaming his name inside his mouth, digging your nails into his shoulders, leaving behind a trail of red lines. Alex’s movements slowed down, helping you ride out your orgasm. “So, baby girl, do you still think that I'm ignoring you?” he smirked and withdrew his fingers from your wet hole. “No, daddy, you have been so good to me, let me return the favor,” you smirked and took off his gray hoodie along with his white shirt. You sighed happily when you saw his muscled chest. He truly was a masterpiece. He worked hard to have a body like this, and you were determined to show him how much you appreciate that. You slowly covered his chest with soft, nibbling kisses and the warm strokes of your tongue. You moved your hands over his body, while looking into his intense eyes. He was observing your every move, obviously enjoying your attention. You reached his sweatpants and had to bite your lips, when you saw his bulge. You slowly took them off, freeing his cock, Alex was so rigidly hard, his cock slapped against his stomach. “I see you want me as much as I want you, daddy,” you smirked and slowly licked him from the base to the tip, still staring into his eyes. “Stop teasing me, baby girl, and put your pretty mouth to work!” Alex said darkly and watched you taking his cock into your small hand, stroking him firmly, before taking him into your mouth. You wrapped your lips around the head and slid down his length, hollowing your cheeks and taking as much of him as you could into your mouth. You started bobbing your head up and down, your mouth sliding over his length while sucking him. “Look at you my little slut, sucking daddy’s cock so eagerly, get daddy's cock nice and hard so he can fuck you with it,” Alex growled and you felt yourself getting wetter than you already were. Placing one hand behind your head, Alex began to gently move your head up and down his cock, slowly fucking your mouth. His head hid the back of your throat making you gag around him.   “Such a pretty noises are coming out of your mouth, baby girl. That's it, choke on my cock, you little slut,” a moan escaped you as you took him in deeper. You rode his length with your mouth, your hand fisting the base of his cock. You felt him being close, when he grabbed your ponytail and pulled you up. “Turn around, baby girl!“ Alex commanded and you obeyed him without hesitating. He pulled you down, guiding his hard dick to your dripping entrance. You let out a loud and long moan, when he stretched your pussy. “Oh my god!“ you yelled and he wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you to his strong chest. “Do you like it, Y/N? Do you like it when daddy is stretching your tight little pussy with his big dick?” he groaned into your ear as his arm slid down your body to your clit. “Yes daddy, you make me feel so fucking good and full,” you managed to say between moans and gasps, when his fingers started rubbing your clit slowly. “You are finally acting like a good little girl, taking daddy's cock so well. Will you cum for me again, little one?” Alex whispered into your ear and his fingers began spanking your clit quickly. You were squirming on his lap, overwhelmed with all the pleasure he was giving you. “Alex, daddy, please don't stop, please, I will explode soon. Shit, your fingers are magical, daddy please harder, fuck me harder!” you were begging, almost crying, feeling overwhelmed with all the delicious feelings. You felt his teeth sinking into your shoulder, while his other hand wrapped around your throat, choking you slightly, making you roll your eyes, riding him harder and fastest, your walls clamped around his cock and he let go of your neck, letting you scream his name loudly, when your orgasm hit you. Alex came at the same time as you, filling you up with his hot seed. You slowly opened your eyes, feeling dizzy and exhausted and nearly screamed when you noticed Marco standing in front of you, hungrily observing your naked body. “Damn it Marco, you walk around silently like a ghost” you said still out of breath. “No I'm not, but you are too loud to hear me, kitten. I am surprised that our neighbors didn't file a noise complaint yet," he smirked and didn't stop staring at your breasts. “See something you like, buddy?” Alex smirked and started playing with your full breasts. “Y/N is very naughty tonight. Right, baby girl?“ he added and rolled your nipples between his fingers. “Yeah” you moaned and arched your back. “Since when are you calling her a baby girl, Alex?“ Marco asked and licked his lips hungrily. “You didn't tell him, baby girl?” Alex asked you and bit your lip gently. “Not yet, I didn't find the courage,” you admitted and turned your head, meeting Alex’s lips in slow, sensual kiss. “You should tell him, he will love it! Alex suggested, his teeth nipping on the delicate flesh of your bottom lip, his tongue meeting yours in fevered battle again. “Tell me what kitten?” Marco asked and you blushed, trying to find the right words how to tell him. “It's easy, Y/N. Just open your mouth and tell him about your little kink I discovered recently,” Alex encouraged you, but you still felt uneasy about it. “Hey, kitten you don't have to tell me anything if you feel uncomfortable about it,” Marco assured you, kissing your hand softly, his warm green eyes admiring you. “I don't feel uncomfortable, babe. I'm just kind of shy to tell you, “ you bit your lips, looking at him through your eyelashes. “In that case I should do something to make you feel more at ease to tell me, kitten. Move Alex!” he said and Alex moved to the other side of the couch. “Lay down, kitten,” Marco ordered you and you rested your back on Alex’s chest. Marco knelt in front of you. “Spread your legs for me, kitten,” Marco commanded and you gladly obeyed. “I missed this view all day,” Marco smiled and lean in, licking you slowly. “Marco!” you moaned his name softly, when his tongue touched your sensitive clit. “Did you miss me, kitten?” Marco smirked and wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking your it gently into his mouth. “Yes I did,” you whined. “Fuck babe, I missed your skilled tongue so much,” you moaned and dug your fingers into Alex’s arms. Alex was still playing with your breasts, while kissing your throat. “Go for it, baby girl, don't be shy. Say it, he will love it, I swear,” Alex encouraged you, grazing your neck with his sharp teeth. “Will you come for me, kitten? I'm still kind of thirsty,” Marco smirked and slid two fingers into you, gently biting your clit, looking into your eyes, looking so hot and sinful, that you gave up and finally said it. “Yes daddy,” you bit your lip, whining when he stopped moving his fingers inside you.  Oh shit, he thinks that I am freak! You thought to yourself when he froze. But when you looked into his green eyes you only saw awe, which quickly turned into pure lust. “What did you say, kitten?” Marco said, his voice dropping an octave. “I said yes, daddy!” you smirked and closed your eyes when Marco moved his fingers again, hitting your G-spot, making you open your mouth, gasping for air. “So my dirty little kitten likes it, when daddy is fingering her tight little cunt?” Marco smiled smugly and kept hitting our G-spot perfectly. “I fucking love it daddy,” you whimpered. “But you know what I love even more, daddy? When you eat me out with that delicious mouth of yours. My pussy misses your mouth,” you purred and Marco pulled his fingers out of your pussy, replacing them with his tongue. He was tongue fucking you while his thumb made powerful circles on your clit. You felt another orgasm coming quickly. “He sucks you so well, isn’t he?” Alex said into your ear, while squeezing your nipples. “He is the best,” you nodded and let out another throaty moan when Marco quickened the movements of his tongue. “Daddy,” you moaned and rolled your eyes when Alex wrapped his hand around your throat again, helping you to magnify your orgasm. You came hard, your hips moving on their own accord, nearly suffocating Marco with your juices. You came down from your high and Marco crawled on top of you, kissing you deeply and slowly, letting you taste yourself on his tongue. He ended the kiss with gentle nibble on your bottom lip. He smiled softly at you, looking at you like if you just fulfilled his biggest desire. Alex gently turned your head, kissing you passionately, wanting to feel your taste which was still lingering on your tongue. “I suggest that we should move into the bedroom, because let’s say it, you two are kind of crushing my bones,” Alex joked and you giggled. “Look who isn’t grumpy anymore,” you teased him and kissed his cheek. “Alex was grumpy?” Marco asked and gave his best friend a questioning look. “Yes he was, he was grumpy, he didn’t talk to me, and he was angry at me, because I was commenting on your acting in Kriger,” you pouted and Marco chuckled. “You watched Kriger with her?” he laughed. “Yep, you have a number one fan here,” Alex joked and nudged your side. “Is it true, kitten?” Marco asked and kissed your shoulder. “Yes it is, I am already in love with Mads, but stop changing the topic Alex. Why were you so grumpy?” you insisted and Alex sighed. “I had a very unpleasant interview and I don’t want to talk about it!” “With that rude interviewer which was asking you about your personal life and she was really persistent to get any information from you?” Marco asked with raised eyebrow. “Yes, did you talk to her too?” Alex wrapped his hands around you and placed his chin on the crook of your neck. “Yes, she was rude, and I ended the interview after five minutes,” Marco nodded and put his head on your belly. “What a bitch, I will fuck murder her for making you this upset!” you shouted, ready to press charges against that unknown woman. “Look at her Marco, our little kitten has sharp claws!” Alex chuckled and kissed your jaw teasingly. “You should save your energy to the bedroom, because we are not finished with you yet, kitten,” Marco smirked and bit your inner thigh playfully. “Marco is right, baby girl. Forget about that bitch and move to the bedroom, you two are seriously crushing me! Especially Marco, he had too much sushi tonight!” Alex complained and Marco got up, chuckling happily, helping you onto your trembling feet. “Let’s take a shower first, what do you say boys?” you suggested and they both agreed following you into the shower room.

#alex høgh andersen #aleh hogh andersen #marco ilsø #marco ilso #marco ilsø imagine #alex høgh andersen x reader #marco ilso x reader #vikings #fever #writing

[binbunmusic]

My vinyl records (51-55)

Here I am! Back with another saucy update on my vinyl collection. Warning; this is gonna be a wild one. They’re all quite special to me, and pretty much all of them have at least one strong memory attached to it. Granted, I say that in pretty much all of my updates, but I also mean it every time :) And I know that probably doesn’t mean much to anyone that isn’t me.. But hey! I can guarantee, that after reading this post, you will have a bunch of cool music to listen to :D So let’s get on with it!

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The Foo Fighters’ album ‘There Is Nothing Left to Lose’

Admittedly, this isn’t exactly their best album (in my opinion) but it does have some very memorable songs on it, and the story I’m about to tell, made them even more memorable to me ^^ Last year, in December, I bought two tickets for a Foo Fighters concert. I’ve always wanted to see them live, and they finally decided to include Denmark in their tour this year, so I couldn’t pass up that opportunity. I distinctly remember waiting for the ticket sale to start. It was supposed to be at 10 am. So I checked at 9 am, just for fun, and the sale had already started; apparently 90% of the tickets were gone already! In hindsight that was probably just a stunt to the sell the tickets for more money, but I panicked and fell right into that trap. if I remember correctly, I paid around 240$ for them. But it was totally worth it! They played for 2 hours, and there were two warm-up bands before them; First ‘Frank Carter & The Rattle Snakes’ (they were aight) and then a danish band called ‘Minds of 99′ (not a fan). It was a great concert (at least compared to other concerts I have been to), and some of my favourite moments were when they played ‘Learn to Fly’ and Breakout’ (two of my favourite Foo Fighters songs c:) They sold records in the merch stalls, so I decided I had to buy this one, ‘cause listening to those two songs on the record I bought at the concert will always remind me of that wonderful evening <3

Favourite tracks: Breakout and Learn To Fly

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OST for ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’ (Red couloured vinyl)

This one is also very special. Sure some of the songs make me cringe just a little bit, but that’s kind of the point, so who cares! Mostly it just makes me nostalgic, and it makes me think of my friend Simon, who I used to watch it with (he was also the one who gave this to me.) I’m guessing that’s exactly why he bought it. Sometimes I think he knows me better than I do, ‘cause I would’ve never thought of buying it myself, but I’m actually really happy to have it in my collection. It reminds me that we should embrace our cringy teenage years, and accept them for what they are. After all, we were all just very confused and frustrated with ourselves and everyone around us, and just trying to figure out who we are, so it’s okay that we said that stupid thing to that cute girl that one time. That’s the essence of what this movie (and this album) means to me - plus the sound design and visual effects are really cool.  And did I mention, the record is RED!!!

Favourite tracks: We Are Sex Bob-Omb and Threshold 

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Ed the Dog’s album ‘Shame’ (Limited First Edition LP)

I distinctly remember the first song I listened to by this artist. I remember exactly how I felt hearing it for the first time, and I think that’s part of the reason why this album holds a special place in my heart. I discovered Ed the Dog last year, and was super stoked when he released his first album a couple of months later. I was really excited when I found out in august this year that he had released it on vinyl :D Unfortunately I discovered this a bit too late, and all the signed copies were sold out :( But I’m still incredibly happy to have this in my collection! It’s a really great album. I’ve noticed I tend to fall for this up-beat/cynical combo a lot, but this one puts a new spin on it, I feel :)

Favourite tracks: Yes Men and Television Era

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The Kite Machine’s self-titled debut album (Limited Edition Coloured LP)

In my opinion, this is by far the best album of 2019, so far! The first song I heard by them was Paper Planes, a single they released, what feels like ages ago. Looking it up right now I can see that they apparently re-released it last year. Either that, or it’s the Mandela effect. Anyway, I also remember finding the sound file for that song earlier this year, when I was cleaning up my music library, and I thought about deleting and forever degrading The Kite Machine to my ‘used-to-be jams’ playlist. But then; THIS happened! :D I only listened to a couple of snippets of the songs, and then instantly knew, that I needed it in my collection. Another cool selling point was that, not only was it available in 3 different colours, but the colours were random; no way of knowing what colour you were gonna get :O I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited about opening a new vinyl!  I’m not gonna spoil what colour I got - I want you to be surprised, just like I was.

Favourite tracks: Larry the Bird and All In My Head

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Battle’s album ‘Juice B Crypts’ (Limited Coloured 2LP)

I wouldn’t say I regret buying this one, but I definitely regret not listening more to it. This album, in particular, is one that you really need to be in a certain mood to listen to. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing! But it’s probably the main reason I haven’t listened to it as much as I’ve wanted to. I was introduced to this band’s music through one of my friends, but I didn’t really know much about Battles before I bought this. I think in part, I bought this so I would have something to remind me of said friend, but he ended up hating this album, so... Eh?

Favourite tracks: Titanium 2 Step and Last Supper On Shasta Pt. 1

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I have to admit something before I end this.. I’ve been postponing this vinyl update for over 2 months :s But then again, I have been quite busy.. Still am, technically.. But the good news is - there will probably be another vinyl update very soon, since I’ve almost acquired enough vinyls within the last 2-3 months to make another post! Yay!  So stay tuned for that, if you’re interested, I guess ^^

Thanks for reading the entirety of this post. That’s pretty cool of you!

#vinyl #vinyl records #music

[vikinglanguage]

625 basic words in Danish

The words themselves are all from this blogpost, so feel free to make your own version in whatever language! (I also might’ve added in a few, ooops)

This post is very very long and will be under a cut. Please keep in mind that I am a human person and there might be some mistakes and typos.

Note: The abbreviations “fk.” and “itk.” indicate grammatical gender, common (fælleskøn, “en”) and neuter (intetkøn, “et”).

Animals dog – hund, fk. cat – kat, fk. fish – fisk, fk. bird – fugl, fk. cow – ko, fk. pig – gris, fk. mouse – mus, fk. horse – hest, fk. wing – vinge, fk. animal – dyr, itk.

Transportation train – tog, itk. plane – fly, itk. · flyvemaskine, fk. · flyver, fk. car – bil, fk. truck – lastbil, fk. bicycle – cykel, fk. bus – bus, fk. boat – båd, fk. ship – skib, itk. tire – hjul, itk. gasoline – benzin, fk. engine – motor, fk. ticket – billet, fk. transportation – transport, fk.

Location city – by, fk. · storby, fk. (lit. “big-city”) house – hus, itk. apartment/flat – lejlighed, fk. street/road – vej, fk. · gade, fk.  airport – lufthavn, fk. train station – togstation, fk. bridge – bro, fk. hotel – hotel, itk. restaurant – restaurant, fk. farm – gård, fk. · bondegård, fk. court (of law) – domstol, fk. · (lands-/by-)ret, fk. school – skole, fk. office – kontor, itk. room – værelse, itk. · rum, itk. town – by, fk. · landsby, fk. university – universitet, itk. club – klub, fk. · diskotek, itk. bar – bar, fk. park – park, fk. camp – lejr, fk. store/shop – butik, fk. · forretning, fk. theatre – teater, itk. library – bibliotek, itk. hospital – hospital, itk. · sygehus, itk. church – kirke, fk. market – marked, itk. country (USA, France, etc.) – land, itk. building – bygning, fk. ground – jord, fk. space (outer space) – rummet · det ydre rum bank – bank, fk. location – placering, fk. – lokation, fk.

Clothing hat – hat, fk. dress – kjole, fk. suit – jakkesæt, itk. skirt – nederdel, fk. shirt – skjorte, fk. T-shirt – t-shirt, fk. pants – bukser, fk. pl. (you can say “en buks” if you’re in the fashion industry or weird) shoe – sko, fk. pocket – lomme, fk. coat – frakke, fk. stain – plet, fk. clothing – tøj, itk. pl.

Colours red – rød green – grøn blue  – blå yellow – gul brown – brun pink – lyserød · pink orange – orange black – sort white – hvid gray – grå light – lys · lyse- (eg. lyseblå, lysegrøn) dark – mørk · mørke- (see above) colour – farve, fk.

People son – søn, fk. daughter – datter, fk. mother – mor, fk. · moder, fk. (mostly outdated) father – far, fk. – fader, fk. (mostly outdated) parent – forælder, fk. baby – baby, fk. · spædbarn, itk. man – mand, fk. woman – kvinde, fk. brother – bror, fk. · broder, fk. (mostly outdated) sister – søster, fk. sibling – søskende, fk. pl. family – familie, fk. grandfather – bedstefar, fk. · morfar, fk. (maternal grandpa) · farfar, fk. (paternal grandpa) grandmother – bedstemor, fk. · mormor, fk. · farmor, fk. husband – mand, fk. · ægtemand, fk. wife – hustru, fk. · ægtehustru, fk. · viv, fk. · kone, fk. spouse – ægtefælle, fk. king – konge, fk. queen – dronning, fk. president – præsident, fk. neighbour – nabo, fk. · næste, fk. (biblical) boy – dreng, fk. girl – pige, fk. child  – barn, itk. adult – voksen, fk. human – menneske, itk. friend – ven, fk. (gender neutral or male) · veninde, fk. (female) victim – offer, itk. player – spiller, fk. fan – fan, fk. crowd – menneskemængde, fk. · publikum, itk. (audience) person – person, fk.

Job teacher – lærer, fk. student – elev, fk. · studerende, fk. lawyer – advokat, fk. doctor – læge, fk. · doktor, fk. patient – patient, fk. waiter – tjener, fk. secretary – sekretær, fk. priest – præst, fk. police – politimand, fk. (male) · politikvinde, fk. (female) army – hær, fk. soldier – soldat, fk. artist – kunstner, fk. author – forfatter, fk. manager – manager, fk. reporter – journalist, fk. · reporter, fk. actor – skuespiller, fk. job – arbejde, itk. · job, itk.

Society religion – religion, fk. heaven – himmel, fk. · Himlen hell – helvede itk. · Helvede death – død, fk. · Døden medicine – medicin, fk. money – penge, pl. dollar – dollar, fk. bill – seddel, fk. · pengeseddel, fk. marriage – ægteskab, itk. wedding – bryllup, itk. team – hold, itk. · team, itk. race – race, fk. ethnicity – etnicitet, fk. sex (the act) – sex, fk. sex (gender)* – køn, itk. murder – mord, itk. prison – fængsel, itk. technology – teknologi, fk. energy – energi, fk. war – krig, fk. peace – fred, fk. attack – angreb, itk. election – valg, itk. magazine – magasin, itk. · blad, itk. newspaper – avis, fk. poison – gift, fk. gun – pistol, fk. sport – sport, fk. race (sport) – løb, itk. exercise – motion, fk. ball – bold, fk. game – spil, itk. · leg, fk. price – pris, fk. contract – kontrakt, fk. drug – stof, itk. sign – skilt, itk. (like a road sign) science – videnskab, fk. God – Gud *I want to make it clear that I do not believe that gender and sex are the same, however they are the same word in Danish

Art band – band, itk. · orkester, itk. (technically orchestra) song – sang, fk. instrument (musical) – instrument, itk. · musikinstrument, itk. music – musik, fk. movie – film, fk. art – kunst, fk.

Beverages coffee – kaffe, fk. tea – te, fk. · the, fk. (unofficial, but very common spelling) wine – vin, fk. beer – øl, fk. juice – juice, fk. · saft, fk. water – vand, itk. milk – mælk, fk. beverage – drik, fk. · drikkevare, fk.

Food egg – æg, itk. cheese – ost, fk. bread – brød, itk. soup – suppe, fk. cake – kage, fk. chicken – kylling, fk. pork – svin, itk. · svinekød, itk. beef – okse, itk. · oksekød, itk. apple – æble, itk. banana – banan, fk. orange – appelsin, fk. lemon – citron, fk. corn – majs, fk. rice – ris, itk. oil – olie, fk. seed – frø, itk. knife – kniv, fk. spoon – ske, fk. fork – gaffel, fk. plate – tallerken, fk. cup – glas, itk. · kop, fk. breakfast – morgenmad, fk. lunch – frokost, fk. dinner – aftensmad, fk. · middag, fk. sugar – sukker, itk. salt – salt, itk. bottle – flaske, fk. food – mad, fk.

Home table – bord, itk. chair – stol, fk. bed – seng, fk. dream – drøm, fk. window – vindue, itk. door – dør, fk. bedroom – soveværelse, itk. kitchen – køkken, itk. bathroom – badeværelse, itk. · toilet, itk. pencil – blyant, fk. pen – kuglepen, fk. · pen, fk. photograph – fotografi, itk. · foto, itk. · billede, itk. soap – sæbe, fk. book – bog, fk. page – side, fk. key – nøgle, fk. paint – maling, fk. letter – brev, itk. note – note, fk. wall – væg, fk. paper – papir, itk. floor – gulv, itk. ceiling – loft, itk. roof – tag, itk. pool – pool, fk. · swimmingpool, fk. · pøl, fk. · svømmepøl, fk. · bassin, itk · svømmebassin, itk. · badebassin, itk. (specifically and inflatable pool) lock – lås, fk. telephone – telefon, fk. garden – have, fk. yard – have, fk. needle – nål, fk. bag – taske, fk. · pose, fk. box – kasse, fk. · boks, fk. gift – gave, fk. card – kort, itk. ring – ring, fk. tool – værktøj, itk.

Electronics clock – ur, itk. lamp – lampe, fk. fan – ventilator, fk. cell phone – mobil, fk · mobiltelefon, fk. network – netværk, itk. computer – computer, fk. · EDB-maskine, fk. (use this if you’re like 80 years old) program (computer) – program, itk. · computerprogram, itk. laptop – bærbar, fk. · bærbar computer, fk. · laptop, fk. screen – skærm, fk. camera – kamera, itk. · fotografiapparat, itk. (again, great if you’re 80) television – fjernsyn, itk. · TV, itk. radio – radio, fk.

Body head – hoved, itk. neck – nakke, fk. · hals, fk, (technically “throat”, but if you’re talking THE ENTIRE neck area you should use hals) face – ansigt, itk. beard – skæg, itk. hair – hår, itk. eye – øje, itk. mouth – mund, fk. lip – læbe, fk. nose – næse, fk. tooth – tand, fk. ear – øre, itk. tear (drop) – tåre, fk. tongue – tunge, fk. back – ryg, fk. toe – tå, fk. finger – finger, fk. foot – food, fk. hand – hånd, fk. leg – ben, itk. arm – arm, fk. shoulder – skulder, fk. heart – hjerte, itk. blood – blod, itk. brain – hjerne, fk. knee – knæ, itk. sweat – sved, fk. disease – sygdom, fk. bone – knogle, fk. · ben, itk. voice – stemme, fk. skin – hud, fk. body – krop, fk.

Nature sea – hav, itk. ocean – hav, itk. · ocean, itk. river – flod, fk. mountain – bjerg, itk. rain – regn, fk. snow – sne, fk. tree – træ, itk. sun – sol, fk. moon – måne, fk. world – verden, fk. Earth – Jorden forest – skov, fk. sky – himmel, fk. plant – plante, fk. wind – vind, fk. soil/earth – jord, fk. flower – blomst, fk. valley – dal, fk. root – rod, fk. lake – sø, fk. star – stjerne, fk. grass – græs, itk. leaf – blad, itk. air – luft, fk. sand – sand, itk. beach – strand, fk. wave – bølge, fk. fire – ild, fk. · bål, itk. (like a bonfire) · brand, fk. (the kind that firefighters put out) ice – is, fk. island – ø, fk. hill – bakke, fk. · høj, fk. heat – varme, fk. · hede, fk. nature – natur, fk.

Materials glass – glas, itk. metal – metal, itk. plastic – plastik, fk. wood – træ, itk. stone – sten, fk. diamond – diamant, fk. clay – ler, itk. dust – støv, itk. gold – guld, itk. copper – kobber, itk. silver – sølv, itk. material – materiale, itk.

Math/Measurements meter – meter, fk. centimeter – centimeter, fk. kilogram – kilo, itk. · kilogram, itk. inch – tomme, fk. foot – fod, fk. pound – pund, itk. half – halv circle – cirkel, fk. square – firkant, fk. · kvadrat, itk. temperature – temperatur, fk. date – dato, fk. weight – vægt, fk. edge – kant, fk. corner – hjørne, itk.

Misc Nouns map – kort, itk. dot – prik, fk. · punktum, itk. (punctuation) consonant – konsonant, fk. vowel – vokal, fk. light – let (weight, adj.) · lys, itk. (illuminating, noun) sound – lyd, fk. yes – ja no – nej piece – stykke, itk. pain – smerte, fk. injury – skade, fk. hole – hul, itk. image – billede, itk. pattern – mønster, itk. noun – navneord, itk. · substantiv, itk. verb – udsagnsord, itk. · verbum, itk. adjective – tillægsord, itk. · adjektiv, itk.

Directions top – top, fk. bottom – bund, fk. side – side, fk. front – forside, fk. · foran back – bagside, fk. · bagved outside – udenfor · udendørs inside – indenfor · indendørs up – op down – ned left – venstre right – højre straight – ligeud · lige north – nord south – syd east – øst west – vest direction – retning

Seasons summer – sommer, fk. spring – forår, itk. winter – vinter, fk. fall – efterår, itk. season – årstid, fk. (of the year) · sæson, fk. (of a show)

Numbers 0 – nul 1 – en · et 2 – to 3 – tre 4 – fire 5 – fem 6 – seks 7 – syv 8 – otte 9 – ni 10 – ti 11 – elleve 12 – tolv 13 – tretten 14 – fjorten 15 – femten 16 – seksten 17 – sytten 18 – atten 19 – nitten 20 – tyve 21 – enogtyve (one-and-twenty) 22 – toogtyve 30 – tredive 31 – enogtredive 32 – toogtredive 40 – fyrre · fyrretyve (outdated**) · firti (only for cheques) 41 – enogfyrre 42 – toogfyrre 50 – halvtreds · halvtredsindstyve (outdated**) · femti (cheques) 51 – enoghalvtreds 52 – tooghalvtreds 60 – tres · tresindstyve (outdated**) · seksti (cheques) 61 – enogtres 62 – toogtres 70 – halvfjerds · halvfjerdsindstyve (outdated**) · syvti (cheques) 71 – enoghalvfjerds 72 – tooghalvfjerds 80 – firs · firsindstyve (outdated**) · otti (cheques) 81 – enogfirs 82 – toogfirs 90 – halvfems · halvfemsindstyve (outdated**) · niti (cheques) 91 – enoghalvfems 92 – tooghalvfems 100 – hundred · hundrede · et hundred(e) 101 – (et) hundred(e) og et  102 – hundred og to 110 – hundred og ti 111 – hundred og elleve 1000 – tusind · tusinde · et tusind(e) 1001 – (et) tusind(e) og en 10000 – ti tusind(e) 100000 – hundred(e) tusind(e) million – million, fk. billion – milliard, fk. 1st – første · 1. (yes, with the “.”) 2nd – anden · 2. 3rd – trejde · 3. 4th – fjerde · 4. 5th – femte · 5. 6th – sjette · 6. 7th – syvende · 7. 8th – ottende · 8. 9th – niende – 9. 10th – tiende – 10. 11th – ellevte – 11. 12th – tolvte – 12. 13th – trettende – 13. 20th – tyvende 21st – enogtyvende 30th – tredivte 40th – fyrrende · fyrretyvende** 50th – halvtresende · halvtresindstyvende** 60th – tresende · tresindstyvende** 70th – halvfjerdsende · halvfjerdsindstyvende* 80th – firsende · firsindstyvende** 90th – halvfemsende · halvfemsindstyvende** 100th – hundrende 1000th – tusinde dozen – dusin, itk. score – snes, fk. number – tal, itk. · nummer, itk. **Frankly, I’ve added a lot (19, oops) of kind of unnecessary ordinal numbers, but I promise they do serve a purpose. While it is outdated to use “fyrretyve” for the cardinal number, it is however not uncommon to use “fyrretyvende” for the ordinal number 40th. If you want to know why Danish numbers are so weird, here’s a post.

Months January – januar*** February – februar March – marts April – april May – maj June – juni July – juli August – august September – september October – oktober November – november December – december ***In Danish months aren’t capitalised. Also if you REALLY want to assign them a gender, all months are fælleskøn.

Days of the week Monday – mandag**** Tuesday – tirsdag Wednesday – onsdag Thursday – torsdag Friday – fredag Saturday – lørdag Sunday – søndag weekday (Monday-Friday) – hverdag, fk. weekend (Saturday-Sunday) – weekend, fk. ****Days aren’t capitalised either. Again, if you’re really into grammatical genders, the days of the week are fælleskøn.

Time year – år, itk. month – måned, fk. week – uge, fk. day – dag, fk. hour – time, fk. minute – minut, itk. second – sekond, itk. morning – morgen, fk. afternoon – eftermiddag, fk. evening – aften, fk. night – nat, fk. time – tid, fk.

Verbs work – arbejde play – spille (things like sports-ball)· lege (kids’ games) walk – gå · spadsere run – løbe · spæne drive – køre fly – flyve swim – svømme go – There’s no direct translation for “go” in Danish. The closest would be “gå”, but that’s not very accurate. stop – stoppe · standse · holde · holde op follow – følge · efterfølge / følge efter think – tænke (the act of thinking) · synes (having an opinion) speak – tale say – sige eat – spise drink – drikke kill – dræbe die – dø smile – smile laugh – grine · le cry – græde buy – købe pay – betale sell – sælge shoot – skyde learn – lære***** jump – hoppe smell – lugte · dufte hear (a sound) – høre listen (music) – høre · lytte til taste – smage touch – røre · berøre see (a bird) – se watch (TV) – se · kigge på kiss – kysse burn – brænde melt – smelte dig – grave explode – eksplodere sit – sidde · sætte sig (sit down) stand – stå · rejse sig (stand up) love – elske pass by – passere · forbipassere cut – skære · klippe (with scissors) fight – kæmpe · slås lie down – lægge sig · lægge sig ned dance – danse sleep – sove wake up – vågne · vågne op sing – sove count – tælle marry – gifte sig pray – bede win – vinde lose – tabe (a game) · miste (losing an object) mix – blande stir – røre · røre rundt · røre rundt i · røre i bend – bøje wash – vaske cook – lave mad · kokkerere open – åbne close – lukke write – skrive call – ringe til · kalde på turn – dreje build – bygge teach – lære***** grow – gro · vokse · dyrke (the act of growing a plant) draw – tegne · trække (like in a lottery) feed – fodre · made catch – gribe throw – kaste clean – gøre rent · rengøre find – finde fall – falde push – skubbe pull – trække carry – bære break – ødelægge (I break the vase) · gå i stykker (the vase breaks) wear – have på hang – hænge shake – ryste · trykke (shake hands) sign – gøre tegn · gøre tegn til · underskrive (with a pen) · skrive under på (with a pen) beat – slå · tæske lift – løfte *****Learn and teach are in fact the same word in Danish, which is why you will often hear Danes say “I will learn you abt. smth.”

Adjectives long – lang short (vs long) – kort tall – høj short (vs tall) – lav wide – bred narrow – smal big/large – stor small/little – lille slow – langsom fast – hurtig hot – varm cold – kold warm – varm cool – kold · kølig · cool (character trait) · sej (character trait) new – ny old – gammel young – ung good – god bad – dårlig · skidt wet – våd dry – tør sick – syg healthy – rask · sund loud – høj quiet – lav happy – glad sad – trist · ked af det beautiful – smuk ugly – grim deaf – døv blind – blind nice – venlig mean – ubehagelig · dum rich – rig poor – fattig thick – tyk thin – tynd expensive – dyr cheap – billig flat – flad curved – kurvet male – mandlig female – kvindelig tight – stram loose – løs high – høj low – lav soft – blød hard – hård deep – dyb shallow – lav · overfladisk · snæver clean – ren dirty – beskidt strong – stærk weak – svag dead – død alive – levende heavy – tung light (vs heavy) – let dark – mørk light (vs dark) – lys nuclear – nuklear famous – berømt · famøs

Pronouns I – jeg you (singular) – du he – han she – hun it – den · det we – vi you (plural) – I (capital i) they – de

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Santa Clarita Diet Roleplay Sentence Starters: Season 2

The following starters are all taken from Season 2 of the Netflix television show Santa Clarita Diet. Change the pronouns, names, punctuation as it suits you. Feel free to shift the spelling to convey your character’s accent and dialect. Includes phrases good for plots involving zombies, murder, and other wholesome family content.

Content warning for: foul language, sex, murder, death, cannibalism, body horror, vomiting & other bodily functions. Definitely a NSFW meme.

Why should I help you when you don’t even treat me like a human being?

She has an intensity I love, but having to find human flesh for her to eat … that’s been hard.

We’re realtors so killing people and stuffing them into freezers doesn’t come naturally.

Are you sure it has to be Serbian bile to make the serum?

I feel like I’m blowing this!

And I know you’re worried I’m gonna go out there and kill somebody, but think about all the people I haven’t killed. Literally everyone in the world except three people.

There’s no way she can get out of those chains, right? Oh what am I doing? Nobody asks that and lives.

I got upset and trashed someone’s house.

Why do they tease us with such tiny amounts of juice? Who wins this game?!

We don’t fix anyone. We just put Band-aids on people and toss them back, alone, into a cold, cripplingly indifferent society.

God, what are you into?

Our kitchen looks like the inside of a shark.

Well, I admit it — it went on a little longer than necessary. And then ten minutes after that.

I took samples of her tar-blood-goo.

Huh, look at that. Not a drop of blood on my pepper mill.

If you saw it, you would not know how to process it.

Do you want the cookies?

I helped someone. Made me feel better about myself.

I wanted to make sure you weren’t overwhelmed.

Sometimes I do feel overwhelmed.

There’s just so much happening right now. And I don’t always know the right thing to do.

We all just do the best we can.

I know, I read your Yelp review.

Just … don’t give up on me.

I lost you once. That was enough.

Don’t eat me.

So, maybe we can hang out sometime.

Okay! You’re awake!

Anyway! I didn’t want you to wake up and find me gone and worry.

You were chasing rabbits?

You know what’s cool? I’m never surprised anymore.

I feel like channeling my bloodlust is key to preventing something like last night’s oopsie.

Look at me, I’m becoming a morning person.

I just think you should keep a low profile until we know what’s going on.

Don’t come at me with that weak tea.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

We get rid of one cop and now you bring another cop into our lives?

We can’t solve all our problems with murder.

Last night I saw you swallow a man’s tongue like an oyster.

Don’t you think it’s ridiculous for us to keep lying to each other?

Before you kill me, I do have one last request.

The only reason it’s spooky down here is because you’re down here. We could put you in a garden of lollipops and it would still be spooky.

I think at best, we’re in a moral grey area.

I would love nothing more than to have a date night with you.

I also haven’t written a restaurant review for Yelp in a long time, and my followers rely on me. Elite status is a privilege and a burden.

Let’s not make everyone’s problems our problems. People get ripped to pieces all the time.

We have a hummingbird feeder and we kill people. I’m just saying, you can’t always judge a person by their aviary accessories.

Wow, look at those bookshelves.

God, I respect a man who’s unafraid to embrace the past.

Are you okay? You seem a little hostile.

We talked about this, honey. We can’t keep murdering people impulsively.

Okay remember this isn’t a cure; it just arrests your symptoms.

We had some fun, but I’m kind of a loner.

I used to be high-strung and judgy like you. You need to relax.

We’ve got a lot on our plate. I don’t wanna be opening up a finishing school for the undead.

Is he a knight that fights the undead or is he an undead knight?

He’s little, so if he tries to run, I can catch him. Then I’ll do something small but memorable to his legs so he won’t try it again.

Gonna eat this bastard tits to teeth.

Killing people is hard. I used to think that was a good thing.

You’re not gonna pretend you’re a health inspector, are you?

We have to get everything incriminating out of the house.

It’s kind of ironic. The more care you put into a murder, the harsher society judges you.

‘I’m sorry, but —’ is not an apology.

Yeah, let’s get them out of here. Then go home and read up on moral relativism.

I’m an outstanding dancer.

I promise I’ll be the coward you want me to be.

I’m a vegan, not a monster.

Weird way of saying that, but okay.

I just wanna eat danish with you. Why can’t we eat danish together?

I love the hair, by the way. You look like an attainable Jessica Rabbit.

You’re stress-eating yourself!

I don’t want to stop living just because I’m undead!

No loose ends. I learned that from you. Mostly from your mistakes.

Yes, we’re not good at murder. I happen to think that’s a positive quality.

And what I find most upsetting is that you don’t seem to have any remorse.

As the great juggler Francisco Garibaldi once said, ‘when there’s fear in your heart and knives in the air, the wise juggler focuses on but a single blade.’

Whoa, buddy, there’s a lot to unpack there.

How would you like it if I put my foot so far up your perfect little ass that you won’t find it again until you shit it out on Christmas morning?

Well, we should check inside and see if I strung up anyone’s entrails like Christmas lights. I’ve been dreaming about that lately. I think I’m excited for the holidays.

So many people play it safe, but not you.

You know who else likes hiking and nature? Well-known monster, Bigfoot.

Just because one monster does those things doesn’t mean he gets to own them.

Yeah, well, spoiler alert: this does end with his torso in our freezer.

There’s always time to respect the differences that make us great.

We’ve been friends a long time. I know something’s been going on with you lately. Why don’t you tell me what it is?

Wow, you will never work in corporate PR.

It’s just that when it comes to being clandestine, spelling dirty words in alphabet soup is kind of the edge of my comfort zone.

So before this ends, I want to know that I was here, that I existed. I need to make a mark.

I really admire your commitment and steely resolve, but I just wish you didn’t have any of it.

He’s a homicide detective and we’re homicide enthusiasts — it’s not a good match.

I believe I serve God by bringing evildoers to justice.

I’m gonna throw up.

You’re not gonna shoot me.

I will shoot you.

Okay, you shot me. It’s your training. I’m not mad,

I died and then I came back to life.

So … you’ve risen from the dead? And you’re doing God’s work by ridding the world of evildoers? Is that what you’re saying?

This makes me a little uncomfortable.

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juice (danish band) - “not in love” 1999

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Danish band Kindsight have announced their debut album, Swedish Punk, will be released on March 25 via Rama Lama Records.

Alongside the album announcement, the band has shared new single 'Sun Is Always In My Eyes'. There’s a real coming of age charm to many of the tracks on Swedish Punk, not a single song would feel out of place on the soundtrack of a 00’s indie movie, each leaving the listener drenched in the nostalgic optimism of summers gone by. ‘Sun Is Always In My Eyes’ is an unrelenting indie-pop ear worm. Recalling a time when life was carefree, the band say the track is about ‘stealing money from your mother and feigning to run away from home. Being blessed and unable to see because you've got too much sun in your eyes’.

On the album’s title, front-woman Nina Hyldgaard Rasmussen says “Swedish Punk was an off the cuff term our producer, Adam, came up with when we needed a working title for a new song we wrote during the recording sessions. Our bass player, Anders, then wrote some lyrics based on the working title and we ended up liking the whole ‘Swedish Punk’-thing so much it became the name of the album”. 

Swedish Punk:

01. Weekend Thieves 02. Hi Life 03. Party Time 04. Panic Juice 05. Sun Is Always In My Eyes 06. Trampoline To Me 07. Laughing Wood 08. Don't You Grow Up 09. Queen Of Cowboys 10. Terminal Daze 2 11. Swedish Punk

Photo credit: Line Hvid

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