I stand outside the building of the Administration with a comically large boombox. I click play and lift it over my head. The audio is so ear-piercing that people in the front of the building feel as their ear drums rupture. Deep within the Administration the music has reached its intended recipient. The manager of the merge displacement team.
The audio blasting is Gary Come Home from Spunchbob but Gary’s name has been replaced with a text-to-speech voice saying “Jay”.
I am immediately served an Administration Restraining Order filed in triplicate.
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you know those soulmate AUs where people have the last thing their soulmate will ever say to them on their wrists?
jaya version of that where nya has "no, nya, don''t say that" and jay has "i guess it's true...the greatest love stories do always end in tragedy" but then after the timeline resets, they realize that their wrists have changed, so now nya has "no - no, no, no! come back! nya!" and jay has "tell my mother i understand now. that's the way the cookie crumbles."
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it's 2024 and i still haven't gotten over the fact that they named him Jay Walker. that's never not funny to me i'm sorry. they named my man after a petty crime and every time i think about that i giggle like a child
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SOME DRAW JAY IN THIS CUNTY OUTFIT OR ISTG IM GONNA GO BALLISTIC!!!!!!
he kinda ate 😍😍
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I've been rewatching Skybound recently, and I've found myself thinking that it would've been absolutely incredible for Jay's story if everyone somehow remembered what happened. (with Nya still being alive, of course). Not only could Jay get help for the insane amount of trauma he experienced, but the ninja team, who likely don't think of him as the "leader" type, would then see differently.
Jay really stood up as a leader in this season. Although he made mistakes in the first half, after he escaped Misfortune's Keep he really took charge and showed how great a leader he could be. He proved that he wasn't just someone who could use lightning and say a funny joke. He could be someone people listen to, look up to, and obey orders from. Someone that people trust to lead them.
Not only did Jay make a plan to keep Nya away from Nadakhan as long as possible, but when she was taken he continued on. Jay also, after Ed talked to him, pick himself up after being the only ninja left standing, created a new team, and made a plan, basically all by himself. He led them despite how he has never led a team before, and led them well. He even made the call to risk his own freedom and go into the Djinn blade, saving the members of the team who were trapped.
Jay is so often, especially now with the newer seasons, seen as just the comedy guy, the funny side character, when in reality, when push comes to shove, he can also be an incredible leader, and it would've been amazing if the rest of the team saw him as such!
Prime Empire showed a little bit of his leadership skills too, but not in the same way. I want to see Jay make plans again, make tough calls, and lead others all by himself.
He can do it, he's proven it, but the others don't know it. If only they did. Maybe then Jay could have another chance at being a leader.
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Imagine dr s2 p2 comes out and we get a tournament fight between cole and jay, but during this fight the scene keeps flashing back to their fight in toe, maybe even reanimated in the dr style instead of using the exact same footage. Bonus points if the episode is titled something like „round 2“ as the original episode was named versus. idk, just spitballing here
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COWBOYSS
The Yeehawsband and his trigger ready daughter
If anyone guesses what movie the outfits are from, I'll give them a free cookie
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