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[missnight0wl]

Y7Ch57: The Final “Battle”

*sigh*

Ok, let’s talk about this disaster.

Ah, yes. Because everyone knows that as soon as Dumbledore is not at Hogwarts, the faculty becomes totally incapable of doing anything – including people like Minerva Badass McGonagall or Filius Former-Duelling-Champion Flitwick. Yes, of course.

Funny that you say that, Jae. I’ll actually come back to it a little later.

You know what? No. Rowan would cry at least for a week straight if they knew how fucking stupid everyone is at this point.

All right, that might be my biggest problem with this whole “battle” because… WHY?? Why do we even care whether or not they get to Hogwarts? Minnie alone would kick their asses in under a minute – and quite frankly, I’d love to see it. Just let them through!

WHY THE FUCK DO WE CARE?!

Ok, so it’s never really explained who’s exactly Perry’s target here. Sure, we’re told it’s about an adult Legilimens, and MC deduced that both Dumbledore and Snape are adult Legilmenses. Still, it’s never addressed directly again, and it kinda bothers me. But whatever, I guess. Apparently, we’re supposed to assume that it’s indeed Snape who’s Perry’s target. But like… if there’s anyone at Hogwarts fully capable of defending themselves... IT’S SNAPE. Like… just imagine this encounter.

Perry: Severus Snape? I have a proposition for you that--

Snape: *lazily waves his wand*

Perry: *flies over the Black Lake, slightly smoking because of the impact of Snape’s spell that hit him*

Or…

Perry: Severus Snape? I’m Peregrine Lastname, I’m the father of MC and Jacob. I--

Snape: Sectumsempra!

Perry: AAAAAAAAAA!

Snape: I suffered years because of your two spawns.

Perry: Help! I’m bleeding out!

Snape: Yes, that’s a very accurate description of my suffering.

Seriously, why do we care?! I swear, this fucking “battle” has no stakes whatsoever, and I just don’t understand why it even exists.

Another absurd: why the fuck Verucca wants to kill Peregrine?

Ok, so at least it’s clear that Verucca is indeed a Snyde because apparently, all the Snydes are stupid bitches. If Verucca thought just for a moment, she’d realise that the Ministry focusing on Peregrine meant they’re focusing less on her. And that means she can do whatever she wants more freely. But whatever, I guess.

And here’s another stupidity. If Verucca wants to lead R, all she has to do is to convince other members that Perry is insane and that she’d be better for the whole organisation. Like, it should be super easy after he fucked up with the recent mind control test. And who fucking cares that he ruined R’s name or whatever? Rebel people against Perry, lay low for some time, change the name of the organisation, and enjoy your fucking profit! What would Perry do when left alone??

Because I’m gonna do it myself!

A friendly reminder that Verucca is also Merula’s mother’s sister (according to Y5Ch28) which means it’s quite likely Merula’s parents are cousins – which is not rare among pureblood families, after all :)

I know, it’s really disappointing.

Also, the Circle of Khanna behind us, especially Ben and Corey (and especially if you chose to ban Merula from the Circle a couple of chapters ago):

No, really, it’s just… so pathetic, considering that the vast majority of the Circle never cared about Merula and Merula never cared about them.

I… I’m…

HOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO BAD??

Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FIRE?!?!?! How anyone at JC looked at this and was like: “Yeah, that’s good enough”?! I swear we had dragon fire animations before better than this abomination…

Ok, but Ben’s utter disappointment in this scene is the only good thing in this damn chapter. I can even say I actually enjoyed it.

I mean… Yeah, there were 17 of you and 7 of them, so… By the way, I talked more more about the fighting alone in this post.

Ok, but does anyone remember that R is supposed to be an international organisation? Was it simply retconned or are we supposed to believe that an international organisation has like… 14 members? Am I counting it correctly? Perry, 7 idiots he brought with him, Verucca, Merula, Shiratori, Burke, Zenith Xeep, and Rakepick. Right?

I don’t know how it’s possible, but this whole situation gets more and more pathetic the more I think about it.

Also, I mentioned in the post linked above that I felt more threatened by Mrs Norris in Y1. But you know what else had more tension than this damn “battle”? Our very first trip to Knockturn Alley. Remember this?

Now, let’s compare those situations.

Honestly, it’s just so upsetting that this game used to be created by people who actually could create tension for one simple event that doesn’t even matter that much in the great picture, and now we’re getting… THIS. The final “battle” with R had literally no stakes. There was no logic and therefore also no threats. I felt absolutely nothing, and I’m truly baffled remembering how many emotions this story could give me back in Y5.

Unfortunately, it all changed with the extremely stupid end of Y5, and it was getting only worse ever since. It’s like JC’s greatest ambition is making things worse than Y5Ch31 was.

But let’s move on because I’m not done.

MC’s reaction is about as emotional as I felt during this whole chapter. It’s just hilarious, sorry not sorry.

Ok, so at first, I wanted to leave this part because JC clearly doesn’t know what they’re doing anymore. But you know what? I’m gonna rant. Because no, Rowan’s sacrifice was not honoured. And quite frankly, you keep desecrating it by still using it at this point.

Learning the truth was something very important for Rowan. I mean, this is our conversation from the end of Y1:

By the end of Y7, I’m pretty sure we didn’t solve a single mystery of the story. And what’s the worst is that we didn’t solve the mystery of Rowan’s death. Sure, Peregrine told us that Rakepick went rogue or whatever. But it still makes no fucking sense.

First of all, only an idiot would believe in anything Peregrine says. But more importantly, we actually know about things suggesting that Peregrine lies. In the insane route, Rakepick in Azkaban is absolutely terrified of R, so how she’d go rogue if that’s the case? On top of that, we saw in Olivia’s memories that Rakepick talked with someone from R about Duncan brewing his potion. Yet, Peregrine claimed that R didn’t get involved with the Cursed Vaults until Jacob went missing. You know what it means? It means that Perry fucking lied. And if he lied about something this important, why should we believe him about anything else?

Moreover, we still don’t know why Rowan died. Rakepick told us in Azkaban that it wasn’t Rowan who was supposed to die that night. Then who? Ben? Why? Sure, Rakepick herself claimed in the Forest that she wanted to kill MC. And sure, you can say it makes sense if she saw MC as her competition – except it makes no sense! Why? Because it only made things harder for her. And the game even addressed that!

Why would Rakepick make things so much harder for herself just to get rid of her competition? Especially since she should’ve known where the Sunken Vault is because we know that R was there before (thanks to the note from the Weird Sisters TLSQ). But even if she didn’t know… it still would be more reasonable to not draw attention to herself and simply use it to work on getting to the Vault before MC.

You didn’t honour Rowan’s sacrifice. You ignored about 95% of things that ever happened in the game.

#long post #hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers #hphm mc #hphm jacob #hphm peregrine #hphm r #verucca buckthorn #merula snyde #anti merula #ben copper #patricia rakepick #rowan khanna #circle of khanna #jam city #year 7 #Y7Ch57 #playing hphm #analysis post

[cutbuster]

jam city presents efm

#cover art #jam city #electronic music #cutbust

[electricslytherindog]

MC: Mom, why dad always on dangerous mission and never back home?

MC's mother: Because death is cheaper than divorce.

#hphm #harry potter #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hp #harry potter hogwarts game #jam city #jacob's sibling #mc #mc's mother #hphm peregrine

[stroebe2]

Jam City presents EFM LIVE

THE ENDLESS FANTASY MODE TOUR - PT. 1

#jam city #efm #endless fantasy mode #earthly #jackson green #jackson d green #jdg.94

[defeatist-freak]

The only reason I still play this soul crushing, mind fucking, jam city being a dumb ass fucking dick head of a game at this point is cause I've put way to many hours into it, years even since its launch almost.

Either that or I'm just a masochist

#harry potter hogwarts mystery #hphm year 7 #merula snyde #hphm mc #hphm rowan #rowan khanna #hphm merula #harry potter hogwarts game #penny haywood #hphm #hphm tulip #hphm penny #hphm peregrine #peregrine #hphm jacobs sibling #jacob's sibling #harry potter #hphm maria #jam city #anti merula #side quest merula best merula #slytherin #hufflepuff #gryffindor #ravenclaw #tulip karasu #nymphadora tonks #hphm tonks #hphm ben #ben copper

[silkclawsdraws]

Benfans, it’s official! They shat on our heads :^)

#thank god i gave up on this game #and i'm not gonna do this sq #jam city #i hate you with all my might #thank you <3 #hogwarts mystery #hphm spoilers #ben copper #hphm

[velvettriangles]

What are the songs in your current playlist?

I could go on but there’s a taste.

#kelela #Gemini #talwiinder #j.cob #mssingno #kasper #d’angelo #jam city #the police #music #anon

[chicaoranges]

But you like her better...

#Spotify #Heather #Conan Gray #Daniel Nigro #Jam City #Mitch McCarthy #Randy Merrill #Republic Records #Pop

[grrlmusic]

Jam City & Empress Of - Wild n Sweet (Paul Woolford's Special Request Mix) [Extended]

#music #Empress Of #Jam City #Paul Woolford #Special Request #Wild n Sweet #Remix #Bandcamp

[missnight0wl]

Also, can someone tell me why the hell JC insists to make MC so obsessed with The Toadstool Tales? Because this is what HP wiki says about this book:

And then we have MC:

Every other normal child in the wizarding world: NO! Take it away from me! I hate it, I hate it so much! It makes me-- BLARGHHH! 🤢🤢🤮

MC: OMG! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! NEVER STOP READING IT TO ME! 😍😍😍

Was it really too hard for JC to check this information? Or is it in fact intentional, and there’s simply something very wrong with MC? I know The Toadstool Tales were mentioned in one of the main chapters already, but I actually saw it as a hint that Perry might be messing with his children’s memory. But now… I don’t know what to think anymore.

Why they didn’t just use The Tales of Beedle the Bard, seriously?

#hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers #hphm mc #jam city #hogwarts letters tlsq #marta rambles

[cutbuster]

jam city / time square / feat. aidan

#jam city #electronic music #cover art #cutbust

[electricslytherindog]

"He doesn't have any other friends! He wants to manipulate all of your time!!!"

Look who is talking now

#hphm #harry potter #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hp #harry potter hogwarts game #jam city #hogwarts #hogwarts mystery #merula snyde #corey hayden #mc #jacob's sibling

[stroebe2]

#are the vocals sampled from something i feel like ive heard it before #jam city #wet #lltb #jam city presents efm #earthly #mad decent #Bandcamp

[orchidblack]

Jam City Classical Curves (2012)

#jam city #cyberpunk

[thegoldenbuccaneer]

I’m sooooooooo proud that I need to printscreen that sketch from Agatha Wingdings. Thank you so much JC for having a script so terrible and cliche that I had to take my mc off that disaster and make a story for them on my own. Thank you, I learned a lot 

#jam city #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hogwarts mystery #not anymore #original character #oc #agatha wingdings #wingdings #golden buccaneer #comic #pirate #fanzine #digital art #she is perfect

[badass-at-fandoming]

Lovelink really taking the "fuck or die" trope seriously these days

#lovelink #lovelink game #lovelink ludia #ludia inc. #ludia lovelink #jam city #text post #anubis cynopolis #Cianán Ó Faoláin #balthazar crowley