#JEEZE

[bakubunny]

Aizawa x Bunny!reader

Her very sensitive tail goes in a circle when she’s horny, esp during doggy style and Aizawa likes to pull on it

i believe it. he’s kinda mean.

even if you complain, he sees how you shudder. hears how you whine rather than yelp. feels your little cunt flutter so cutely. so he keeps doing it. he’s gentle (sorta) about it though bc he doesn’t want to actually harm you.

#my thighs did not just clench #nope #jeeze #y’all are really goin for it tonight #asks #smut hcs #aizawa shouta #on fridays we share with the class #aizawa faves #faves

[m-le-fae]

Give Alisa a Break-

Friendly reminder that Alisa is said to be in her late twenties, so about 28 (or possibly even younger than that because she's about the same age as 25-year-old Nash).

Friendly reminder that the earliest you can graduate law school is 25 if you go straight from high school to college, and straight from college to law school.

Friendly reminder that Alisa is a high enough regarded lawyer at McNamara, Ortega and Jones that she was Avery’s liaison. The heiress of billions. After a max of three years of being a lawyer…

YES NO WONDER SHES EXCELLENT AT HER JOB. DOES SHE SLEEP???

#alisa ortega #the inheritance games #give her a break #give her a year-long vacation #OH YEAH AND SHE WAS KIDNAPPED #GO TO SLEEP AND TAKE A BREAK #I love you dearly #but please stop pushing yourself so hard #jeeze

[oh-hell-help-me]

Day 29: Shadow

Had anyone been looking for him, it would still be near impossible to spot Luigi in the building’s shadow.

After the second time that Bowser put them in Nest Arrest, Luigi was a bit more careful in leaving the castle- after ensuring that Mina is being babysat, of course.

Kamek and Kammy have been his saving grace, especially as he explained why he left. They were giddy enough to poof him right into town, which really helped him save time for The Project, and promised to look after his bambina.

He’s just glad to now have direct access to what he needs.

On another note, he’s happy to know that the Koopalings and Junior are bonding with Mina, taking the time to visit her and introduce her to their interests.

(Luigi has also heard of a competition going on for someone to be her ‘favorite sibling’. Whether or not he and Bowser are making bets on that is an entirely different story.)

Looking at the town square, he’s relieved to see what he’s looking for.

Hopefully, the process will be relatively painless.

Unknown to either Bowser or Luigi, Junior was organizing a Koopaling Meeting in the nursery- Mina included.

Yes, he nabbed his baby sister from his grandparents. No, he did not see a problem with having Mina disappear out of their eyesight (they seemed busy arguing), nor yelling at his other siblings to meet him at the nursery.

It got him to where he was now, his sibling sitting in varying degrees of attention towards the billboard he made.

As always, Ludwig is the first to break that attention. “Why are we here, Junior?”

“To plan for a wedding, of course!”

There is a silence that is only broken by Mina’s happy babbling. He assumes it’s a sign of her approval because the rest of his siblings aren’t helping at all.

“Junior.” Aaaaand there’s Wendy, who is more busy picking at her nails than looking at the board. “You should let the adults handle this. Daddy could handle it.” She pauses. “Although I haven’t heard of any preparations from his end yet.”

“That’s because Mama is proposing!”

“Wait, WHAT?!?”

“WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!?”

“HOW IS MAMA BEATING DAD TO THE PUNCH?!?”

“Wait.” It’s Iggy that cuts through the shock, adjusting his glasses in a way he claims makes him look ‘purr-septive’. “How did you know that?”

“I have ears everywhere.” The disbelief on everyone’s faces destroyed any bravado he had. “And I heard him tell Kamek and Kammy about it since he wanted them to babysit Mina.”

As one, the other Koopalings turn to said baby, who has somehow crawled near the billboard without them noticing. She seems to be trying to reach for the step called ‘Step 3: Wedding Dress’, and Junior felt a burst of smug pride that she seems to like it.

“Junior.” He immediately deflates, because it’s rare that Roy uses that tone. “Did you take Mina without telling them?”

“They weren’t paying attention when I asked- and they didn’t say anything when I did!”

“Junior…” And Ludwig looks visibly defeated, “what have you done?”

“What do you-“

“WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY BABY?!?!”

That… was Bowser.

Oh.

Wait- “HELP ME HIDE THE BOARD!! HE CAN’T KNOW BEFORE MAMA-“

And the nursery was in chaos, with a giggling Mina as a witness.

Bowser had been under the impression that everything was fine as he handled the castle finances. More than that, he was eager to finish early and spend some quality time with Luigi.

And then the Magikoopas poofed in.

They were talking over each other, yes, but even he could pick out ‘missing’ and ‘baby’….

“What.”

“She was in her crib, sire-“

“And then she’s gone- no one came in-“

And Bowser would have been ticked off that they couldn't tell him outright what was wrong, but-

"The FUCK you mean she's missing?"

And they do quiet down for a second, maybe he can avoid having an aneurysm-

"She was there-" "And we hadn't seen who took her!"

He finds himself yelling anyway.

“-OOK MY BABY?!?!”

Luigi had only been gone for an hour- an HOUR- just to retrieve his commission. How in the world has it already gone into chaos?

Concentrating, he could easily pick out Bowser and his anger-panic-fear. Kamek and Kammy are mostly panic-fear, but the growing emotions of protectiveness are just as poignant.

Somewhere farther, perhaps in the nursery, he feels a mass of panic-excitement-shock-resignation that he belatedly realizes to be the Koopalings-

And Mina.

Oh boy…

Bowser's not sure where Luigi is, but if he finds out-

(He remembers the crushing fear that Pulsed out of Luigi when he received Mina. That feel that again- to SEE that again along his grief...)

He's already dashing out of the office and doesn't pay mind to anyone he comes across other than his soldiers- shouting to launch a search for Mina and-or whoever has possession of her.

He heads straight to the nearest exits, checking every guard station as he frantically searches.

Eventually, the only place he hasn't checked was the Main Gate, and he makes his way there just as quickly when-

"Ooof!"

He collides with something small and cool, hearing something skitter across the stone floor, and he would have kept going-

"B-Bowser?"

If it wasn't the one person who he didn't want to know what happened.

"Bowser, what happened?"

And he is blanking out with panic, because how can he tell Luigi that their baby girl is gone- taken somewhere that he couldn't follow and doesn't know where to look-

"Dad! DAD!" It seems Junior caught onto the commotion too, and how the hell is he going to tell the kids-

A familiar gurgle comes from the same direction-

And, snapping his sight to the direction, he sees Junior giving Mina a piggyback ride-

Oh.

Oh, thank Grambi and Jaydes! She's alright!

"Erm..."

The Koopa turns back to his lover, who looks lost as he looks between the three of them.

"Did I... miss something?"

"No!" "Nope!"

"Okie dokie.... Oh!" He looks towards the floor, and it's there that Bowser realized that the 'skittering' was a brown paper package, but he doesn't catch much other than a glint before Luigi scrambles to collect it.

Even as he hides it behind his back, all three Koopas (even Mina) were staring at him.

"Luigi?"

"Yeah?"

"What is that?"

"Some things."

"'Things'?"

Luigi seems to struggle to reply, not meeting their eyes as he squirms there.

"I... um...." He sighs, and brings the package back out with resignation. "Well-"

And promptly drops to a knee in a pose that looks familiar-

Bowser feels his breath catch-

A pair of obsidian rings, respectively decorated by copper and cobalt ‘veins’ that are polished to a bright shine that catches the torchlight.

"I wanted to do it at a better time, but-" His beautiful, wonderful human shrugs shyly, eyes glittering brighter than the rings he held.

"Bowser..."

He feels like his heart is beating out of his chest.

"Will you marry m-?"

"YES-" He's collapsing on his own knees, reaching out even as Luigi offers a ring-

But Bowser instead takes him into a tight, rumbling hug.

"Yes, yesyes- I love youIloveyou-" And he's crying, but fuck those tears he's HAPPY and he was utterly wrong in thinking getting Mina was the happiest he's felt (even as it's very close).

"I love you too, Bowser. Ti amo- ti amo..."

#bowuigi #KAIJUNE Prompt #HAPPY PRIDE MONTH #I'm almost done! #holy heck I have been researching too much jewelry #I took four hours just looking at obsidian rings #jeeze

[mcnamara-ortega-and-jones]

Where Did Alisa’s Dad Go?

Mr. Ortega is in one scene in the first book. He is mentioned by Alisa one or two other times in the first book, and then NEVER TALKED ABOUT AGAIN. Like??? Avery gets his phone number???

Also- in the final gambit, does NO ONE think to inform him that his daughter’s been kidnapped? Alisa doesn’t canonically have siblings, but her dad is IN AVERY’S CONTACTS. You have time to threaten Mr. Laughlin that you’ll burn a maze down (how does she expect to find people without Alisa?) but you don’t have time for a quick call to a probably worried father?

Maybe Nash or someone told him, but I find it HIGHLY unrealistic that he wouldn’t come banging on the door to help get his daughter back.

In conclusion- justice for Alisa and her father.

#alisa ortega #mr. ortega #avery grambs #the final gambit #the inheritance games #literally where is he though #Give Alisa someone who doesn’t have conditional love for her my god #is the trauma she must have had from being kidnapped ever shown? #NO #Just let the Ortegas be happy #jeeze #Nash if you didn’t tell him I’m so mad #Avery’s literally like “Nice you’re not dying but probably are shaken up and scared after being kidnapped because of me #this is a GREAT time to threaten your job”

[poetry-protest-pornography]

#i love him #he's so handsome #jeeze #yin anan

[spookyprime]

Also the fact bendis made kon drop everything the moment Bart told him Tim was there? Gay ass

#he was coding kon for SOMETHING #not one but TWO beard jokes in the same issue #jeeze

[seagull-scribbles]

Posted my out of touch turtles on Instagram and OH MY GOD THE COMMENTS!!!

Sometimes I forget I've spent over 10 years carving a peaceful slice out of this website and other social medias are not as pleasant

#seagull squawks #oh im rambling #yeah i got 5k views in a day #but the amount of racist or hurtful comments #jeeze #you are all in my cocoon with me #i know building a fanbase make conventions more successful but also no thank you i am hiding

[priska-prisma]

How is it that I never noticed Zane chained up in the back????

#what the heck #this adds another layer… #guess I never truly looked #how dare me #it took me finding the dvd at a surplus store #and looking at it on the way back #the way he’s chained up too #jeeze #ns4 #tournament of elements #ninjago season 4 #ninjago tournament of elements #ninjago zane #zane julien #I can’t believe me #mad ramblings

[goddammitstacey]

holy crap, your reblog of (the excellent and very correct) Granny vs Vader post was tagged star wars and teen wolf (autocomplete, I'm guessing?) and now I'm crying with laughter and awe at the thought of Esme Weatherwax striding through the complete disaster of S1, laying out the bad guys with a single glance that burns with disdain at their utter incompetence

OH MY LORD 🫠

I wish I could blame autocomplete but it was defs just the fact I was running on 1 hours sleep in 48 hours 😅

But yes - god - thank you for this gift of a visual

#don’t let me blog on 1 hour of sleep #jeeze #interacting with humans

[writer-rider-flirty-thirties]

0 days since last self inflicted apartment disaster

#jeeze #I'm lucky my whole apartment didn't flood! #ruined my streak of 100 days #lol #or something like 100 #😅

[cynnabunnie]

Who's your favorite grandchild

I don't have a favorite, but if yalls keep askin',, I'm boutta have no grandchildren, smh

#QUIT ASKIN #JEEZE #grandpa problems fr

[bakubunny]

How smart you are, cute things aren’t always sweet and innocent. Look at you, giving yourself compliments without having to be told. That makes me so proud. Consider it set in stone then, I will see to it that I take you to the park. If I’m not mistaken, the one I’m thinking of has a lovely trail we can walk, it leads right through the midst of trees.

Secluded.

A very quaint setting to ruin you in, break down a few more walls of your faux innocent facade.

-Yours, Shouta🐇

good morning. i hope that dreadful meeting wasn’t too boring. and i suppose i’ve achieved my goal then if I’ve made you proud. ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১

that sounds just perfect. ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა

thanks a bunch ♡

- bunny ♡

#not the praise jeeze #i’m still reeling from last night #little one?? kiddo?? now this?? #i’ll get ruined alright #JEEZE #🫠🙄🥴🫣 #but ur welcome back anytime 🥴 #shota anon #aizawa shouta #aizawa shota #bnha rp #mha rp

[brownsugarwrites]

writing this threesome and I dont know what direction I wanna go in!!!!!!

#sugar babbles #jeeze

[deadbirdvibes]

people who don’t understand the complexity of characters: lUcY iS sO mEan tO cHarLiE bRowN- i hAte hER gUts eVen tHougH sHe is eiGhT yeArs oLd- wE hAtE tOxicTy!!! sHe sUcKs.

people who do:

#lucy van pelt #peanuts #charlie brown #why are people dumb #please she’s eight #go hate people who do horrible crimes or smth #jeeze

[pathsofpassion]

maybe don't abuse the destiel news meme by stating something is canon in a show that won't air for another month...

#ffs people #is it 97% likely at this point? #probably #but showrunning and pr are. not. canon. #jeeze #and yes ofc i WANT bi!jask #though im side-eyeing the sapiosexual comment and the red.int. article that made it seem like a kiss was a huge deal #but like #lets wait to call it canon until it actually is that #me being a bitch for ts