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#Itachi x Kisame
rrancorr · 1 month
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(if you saw this earlier no u didnt. cursed by the affliction of noticing very obvious mistakes only when the piece is posted)
i need more,,, MOREEEEEE
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hana-strange177 · 11 months
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!
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pattie1k · 1 year
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Part 2 of the series: ‘I don’t care what people say, they hooked up once’
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ikemenomegas · 2 months
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in the spirit of really easy trope subversion in the "we're all in hell (the akatsuki)" poly au, Itachi tops Kisame. He controls the pace, when Kisame gets him, how far they go and how fast. It's not due to necessity even though you might think so (Kisame is big and... a shark, I did the dirty googling now go away), but because Kisame likes to make Itachi take ownership of his desires.
While Alpha gets to baby Itachi and let Itachi play escapism, Kisame wants Itachi saying what he wants, wants him to lose that self-conscious, overly analytical streak. In a way, this is Kisame pulling dom moves on Alpha too because it wrests control from Alpha, makes you stop thinking about how to please Itachi and just let him be pleased. Kisame wants Itachi to blow off steam, he doesn't mind if it takes Itachi getting irritated to ask or take what he wants.
Kisame loves to watch Itachi sinking down on him, taking his time, refusing to consider anyone else's desires, refusing even to let Kisame make him go faster. And you? When it's time, Kisame lets you know Itachi needs you to lend him some strength, to hold his hips and let Itachi lean against you, to take his weight. That's usually around the point Itachi is starting to be gone, mouth falling open, lost to how full he is. That's when Kisame likes to listen to you whisper soft things in Itachi's ears or run your nails on his thighs, although you do nothing else to pull direction of Itachi's focus.
Kisame actually stumbles the first time you ask him to describe Itachi's expression, since you can't see his face while holding him from behind. Kisame taunts, he sneers, but he's no chatterbox and he's never made much small talk with his very few previous bedmates, but Itachi is trapping Kisame face up and he won't throw the omega off. So slowly, voice quiet and precise, he does, cheeks blazing, too enraptured by Itachi's face to glare at you and risk disrupting Itachi's moment of quiet.
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ladykissingfish · 9 months
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Any headcannons for KisaIta?
Sure! Here’s a couple:
They like to cuddle, but only in cold weather. In warmer weather Kisame tends to sweat a lot and prefers his space.
No matter the weather, Kisame mostly prefers to sleep in his underwear, and nothing else. Itachi prefers to wear Kisame’s oversized clothes when he sleeps. Kisame likes the room to be on the chilly side, Itachi likes it warm.
They’ve only had sex a handful of times in their relationship. Sex isn’t something that either is vehemently opposed to, but it’s not something that’s a priority either. They each find it more fulfilling to focus on the non-physical aspects of their relationship.
Kisame gets upset and scolds when Itachi strains or over-exerts himself. If Itachi seems at all tired or weak Kisame will not hesitate to pick him up and carry him, no matter who else might be around to see.
They’re both very much homebodies, and prefer to chill in their house rather than go out for dates. Once a week they’ll invite the rest of the Akatsuki over for food, drinks games and/or movies.
Because of Kisame’s persistent pleading, Sasori has spent a fair amount of time researching and attempting to find a cure for Itachi’s illness. But Itachi is never made aware of this, as Kisame doesn’t wish to get his hopes up should Sasori be unable to find anything.
They fell in love with each other at pretty much the same time, but Kisame was the first to voice his affection and confess.
Both of them are really good cooks, and one of their favorite activities is to make dinner together. Kisame prefers to handle the main course and Itachi likes making dessert.
Throughout the day, Itachi needs to be reminded to drink water. Which is odd considering that Kisame is half-shark and Itachi is exposed to him hydrating himself all day long. Itachi also needs to be reminded to take his medication. Kisame can usually tell right away when Itachi hasn’t taken his pills because the brunette’s hands will be very shaky and he has trouble focusing on the conversation.
Kisame wasn’t much of a reader until he met Itachi. Whenever Itachi starts a new book he’ll always get a copy for Kisame, so that he has someone to discuss what he’s reading with.
Kisame taught Itachi how to swim, Itachi taught Kisame how to sew.
Itachi formed a bond with Samehada, and Kisame has spent a great deal of time teaching Itachi how to wield/take care of the sword should something ever happen to him.
*Modern Times: Itachi does not like to drive. He prefers to walk, or bike, or take the bus. Driving causes him a lot of anxiety. When he has to drive, he drives as slow as a little old man on his way to church. Kisame is a speed demon. He practically flies everywhere he goes yet somehow has never been caught and given a ticket. It takes a LOT to convince Itachi to get into the car with him, and then he’ll likely squeeze his eyes shut the entire ride, no matter how short the distance.
Playing with Itachi’s hair helps to soothe Kisame after a rough day. In particular he likes to braid it, although his work tends to look like something a five year old would do. Nevertheless the feeling of Kisame’s hands in his head is very relaxing to Itachi, and the gentle sensation will often cause him to doze off.
Although they’re not married, they made each other simple rings and wear them on their fingers to symbolize their commitment to each other. Kisame adores the ring Itachi gave him but felt like Itachi deserved better than the one Kisame gave him. One night Kisame got Itachi a really fancy, expensive ring and switched it out for the plainer ring while Itachi slept. When Itachi woke up and noticed, instead of being happy, he actually started to cry. He explained how much Kisame’s original ring meant to him, and wouldn’t calm down until Kisame gave it back to him.
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adhdnojutsu · 9 months
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Passionate KisaIta, based on my fic here:
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itachianon · 10 months
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Remember when Itachi and Kisame met for the last time, and Kisame said, “You’re so cold I could never read you, yet, it looks from here as if you’re crying” and sparred with Itachi before he could fight against Sasuke? Yeah I’m crying too—
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cyrusthedragon · 1 year
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Madara:
Kisame:
Madara: so you fucked my grandson.
Kisame: actually he's your great-great-great-gr-
Madara: *interrupts* SO YOU FUCKED MY GRANDSON?
Kisame: yes, sir.
Madara: are you going to marry him?
Kisame: ...yes, sir.
Madara: good, good...
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yowyowyaoi · 1 year
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Konan: Nagato and I have been together for so long now. I love our relationship, and how comfortable we are with each other, but I must admit I miss the early, exciting days.
Deidara: Exciting?
Konan: Mm. You know, when you very first get together with someone, and everything is new and different, because you don't know everything about them yet. What might make them laugh, what kinds of foods they might be into ...
Deidara: I get it, hm. Like, when you wonder whether it's safe to fall asleep in front of them, because they might turn you into a puppet.
Hidan: Or stab you through the chest with their damned tentacles.
Itachi: Or whether they'll remember that you can't breathe underwater before they playfully pull you under the waves at the beach.
Konan:
Konan: I ... I think our experiences are very different ...
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smallangstdemon · 1 year
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Day 17 of KissArtFebruary: Hair Kiss
Nothing in me is normal about Itachi. I really like this artwork!
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all-naruto-polls · 11 months
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Best Itachi ship? Itachi+Shisui ; Itachi+Kisame ; Itachi+Kakashi ; Itachi+Izumi ; Itachi+Sakura ; Itachi+Kabuto ; Itachi+Deidara
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sinnbaddie · 3 months
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Ooh Itachi and Kisame you will never fail to break my heart💔
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greenapplespider · 2 years
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hate itachi but I saw a similar tee and thought of him
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kendochick-moor · 1 year
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/43571433
Title: “Him Again” Author: moor Pairing: Itachi/Kisame Rating: M Gift for: @galeforcefish Summary: Modern Crime/CIA AU. Itachi x Kisame. Kisame had left the dark secrets of the CIA to join the public defenders, upholders of justice and law... Unfortunately, not everyone supported his decision.
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ladykissingfish · 10 months
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Kisame: If you’re a crab crawling on the sandy bottom of the sea, you’d think that the fish swimming around above you are flying. So really, from a certain perspective, fish are like the birds of the ocean.
Itachi, pulling the pillow over his head: Please stop letting Sasori test his “special vitamins” on you.
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amber-skai · 17 days
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This screenshot made my whole day so I redrew it🥺 I thought it was just too cute.
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