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#It's so weird
officialmisha · 4 months
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ok not to clown but i looked at cw_supernatural instagram and the activity really does look suspicious as hell. after they stopped advertising the finale 3 years ago they made 29 posts, most of which were promoting the winchesters (14), some about gotham knights, two about walker, 3 happy birthday posts to jensen ackles (it's hilarious because. he is the only one being wished happy birthday on the official insta acc and between happy birthday jensen ackles in 2021 and happy birthday jensen ackles in 2022 there was NOT A SINGLE OTHER POST on that account. i'm crying) then whoever is running this thing posts on may 25th 2023 about the official supernatural cocktail book. and then radio silence until september 22nd, and since then an almost regular once a week post. the first one is the brothers of course but the next one is dean and crowley captioned "We could really use more of this duo.🍹" like girl yes but what is going on. also the actors' strike is happening so what are you doing why are you promoting a dead show like that? why "And the story continues.. #Supernatural" ????? why "A taste of normalcy for Dean."??????? and then 3 hours ago "No one smack talks like Castiel." ?????? why are you casbaiting me 3 years after that godforsaken finale what are you cooking up what is going on i demand answers and my tinfoil hat stays ON
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meowmeowmage · 9 months
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Mage robes would get heavy when wet, and definitely would tangle around the body wearing them, so it's not only imo impossible to swim any decent distance with them, but also there's a high chance of drowning, especially in cold waters. THEREFORE Anders swam across lake Celenhad in his small clothes.
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spirk-trek · 1 month
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i never had a problem with (and even kinda liked) aos until i started trying to read fanfic and every "tos" fic is secretly about chris pine and my brain has to reboot without warning
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hellsquills · 5 months
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As someone who used to be DEEP in the spn fandom, every Nov 5th feels like going back to your hometown for the annual fair
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koushuwu · 1 year
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Screen Name: Coach
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Ukai Keishin | 1,189 words | 18+ content. being a cam boy definitely isn’t for everyone. but it is for ukai keishin, and he’ll make sure to put on a show for his viewers.
CW/TW: exhibitionism, masturbation, anal fingering, solo act.
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A red light. Lazily blinking in steady intervals, as the sole indicator that despite being alone, hundreds of eyes were on him. Prying eyes that some would find intrusive. But not to him. To him it was exciting. Thrilling. Heat coursing through his veins. Through every fiber of his being, skin prickling delightfully under the many gazes he knew to be eagerly watching him.
Ukai Keishin’s thighs quivered as he barely stopped his hips from bucking. With the camera angled slightly downward, his viewers were graced with the sight of Ukai’s flexing muscles. The muscles in his thighs where they were spread over each armrest of his chair. The muscles of his biceps and forearms as his large hand wrapped around his equally large shaft.
Ukai knew that at this angle, the lower half of his face would be visible. He knew when he set up his stream and in all honesty, that part had been a very conscious choice. He knew, when his teeth dug into his lower lip. He knew his viewers liked that. He knew his viewers thought he was pretty. At least what they’d seen of him. Ukai didn’t purposefully hide his face but didn’t go out of his way to show it either. Showing off half of his face had become a frequent thing though, when someone had pointed out that seeing his mouth hang slightly open as he worked himself was hot. He liked to treat his viewers and to give them what they liked, so of course he’d made a habit of adjusting the camera just right. 
With two fingers, Keishin trailed up the underside of his cock, feeling it jump as he reached the head. Viewers ticked in quickly as he pressed down in the slit, picking up that little bead of pre that had already leaked. With his other hand, he reached for the lube placed just out of shot and pumped some into his hand. Liking the sensory thrill of the cold against his skin, Ukai opted against warming it between his fingers before smearing the lube up and across his shaft. A shiver raced up his spine, making him shudder against the cold.
Coach had such a pretty cock, that was one thing that all of his viewers could agree on. As it stood proud from his pelvis, looming over his abs, many eyes hungrily followed the movements of his hands as he worked himself into a steady pace. An excruciatingly slow, but steady, pace. He had pretty hands as well. That was another thing that his viewers clearly agreed on as well. Large but beautifully defined and veiny, it matched his cock to perfection and the two working together against a shared goal, was something that had captivated many a viewer.
Using lube wasn’t uncommon for him. Ukai preferred it wet and easy. And it was easy, when his hands worked over his skin, sliding effortlessly up and down his cock. So naturally none of his viewers suspected what Ukai had in mind for today. What he had in store for them. Neither did they, when his strong fingers gracefully slipped down to cup his balls while the other kept stroking himself. But there was something he had in mind. Something he knew that he personally enjoyed, but hadn’t done on a stream before. Not because he was afraid of the reaction, because he personally didn’t care much about that. Simply, he hadn’t realized himself that he enjoyed it before recently. And sure if the audience didn’t find it hot, that would be a shame, but that was all that it would be. He didn’t do this for the money his viewers donated, so losing that wouldn’t matter much. Ukai did this because being watched gave him a different kind of thrill, that he’d never found any place else. It was intense and Ukai was utterly excited to pair it with this new obsession of his. 
So Ukai reached for the lube once more, slipping his fingers over his balls, leaving a wet trail in their wake. And he kept going until the first digit reached past his sack and down to his hole. It wasn’t until now, that his audience started to catch on. Each as one did they sit at the edge of their seats. Watching. Waiting. Breaths heavy in their own desires as they watched Coach angling his approach.
One finger pressed against the ring of muscles of his hole, prompting himself to spread his legs further. The chat erupted the moment the first finger pushed inside. Ukai didn’t see it though. Half hidden by the angle of the camera’s viewfinder, Keishin let his head fall back against the headrest of his chair. His jaw slacked and a tiny groan tumbled over his lips. Coach wasn’t the most vocal man out there, but when his own finger reached deeper inside of himself, he couldn’t help himself. The chat went even wilder as Ukai started pumping his finger in and out of himself in time with his other hand still stroking his cock
An intense heat rose in Keishin’s abdomen, raging through his body and tickling every last inch of his skin. The thrill was even more intense than expected and for a moment, Ukai tensed up, fighting off an orgasm threatening to drag him under. Dragging out the pleasure was a speciality that he enjoyed to treat himself to. Another higher pitched and prolonged sound came from his throat, when Ukai forced himself to relax and keep going. 
Everything was slick and both his hands worked a blissful rhythm. Wet sound filled the air around him and rang throughout his empty apartment. The ground together, Coach managed to lift his head, vision blurring from the pleasure, he looked down to watch himself.
The red dot blinked it’s steady pace as Keishin worked his own. Beads of precum bubbled from the tip of his cock. Lube shun in a slick layer, covering his cock and balls, his hole and both his hands. He was a mess and the sight had his cock twitching in his grasp. With each stroke, his pace grew ever so slightly faster. The wet sheen spurred him on. The thrill. The prying eyes. The pleasure. Ukai’s head was spinning and his skin prickling.
Ukai realized too late that he’d been going too fast. That the orgasm was still lurking and ready to pounce. Teeth clenching even harder together, his balls tightened and it was too late. It was too late and he tumbled over the edge with a needy whine that had his viewers dropping their jaws in awe, as cum erupted from his cock, splattering against his abs as he worked his way through his high. For a moment there was silence as Ukai caught his breath and removed his hands from himself. As usual, he picked up a neatly folded cloth stored to the side, also out of shot, and wiped his hands. Then he lifted his head, cloth still working between his fingers and a satisfied grin stretched his lips, still visible to his audience.
“Thanks for watching.”
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anormalkidingotham · 5 months
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why did killer croc just poison the water supply? isn't that where he lives?
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a-heart-of-kyber · 10 months
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I do find the SOC fandom's take on the investment quote really weird. I can't tell if people really view it as a shit attempt at flirting, a secret love confession by the religion of Ghezen or like its just gone full on meme.
Looking at the actual situation surrounding the "I protect my investments." quote I think shows what it is. Kaz has just fought through however many men it took to paint the side of a shipping container red with blood and his legs is fucked up as he tries to get the woman he's in love with to help and safety as she bleeds out in his arms. He spends the run essentially challenging and teasing her to keep her awake.
The "I protect my investments." line is a shitty sarcastic joke meant to piss Inej off so she'll stay awake to scould him my guy. It wasn’t meant to be romantic. It wasn’t meant to be serious outside of its purpose.
And let's not ignore Inej's Massive Blinders when it comes to Kaz. She refuses to see how much he cares about her despite it being in full on "Everyone Can See It" mode before they even get to the Ice Court. I don't think it clicks for Inej how much Kaz feels for her until the bathroom scene in CK tbf. So, her interpretations of what Kaz says and does tend to be so entirely off the mark it'd actually be funny if it wasn't so sad.
So, is it because she takes it so literally that the fandom has gone hog wild or what?
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celestialrealms · 3 months
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tbh, the problem with this event is not anything anyone else has pointed out.... it's literally that the devs just chose not to pay the stakes they gave it any actual respect
like, think about it. as much as I personally like headcanons where MC winds up immortal somehow... the fact is, they're human with a human lifespan. think about if Diavolo is MC's love interest or even just their FRIEND
the stakes for this silly little christmas event were literally MC never seeing the person they love/a close friend for the rest of their life
and they just glossed over the single scene MC got to talk to Diavolo alone without so much as a hug or any kind of REAL concern from MC????
why??? so we can spend more time focusing on the brothers being irreverent and unfunny?
and tbh, speaking of the brothers, as much as I liked some of their content, considering the context of the event it would be nice if FOR ONCE they'd actually focused on other familial relationships. besides barbatos going ":(" and that's it??? i'm frankly tired of all of barbatos and diavolo's cute found family moments being hidden away in chats, cards, and hard modes most people just don't see
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awakefor48hours · 4 months
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You ever see people on YouTube talk about some tiktok drama and just ask yourself what is going on over there.
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frenchcrow · 9 months
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"oh yeah I'm totally normal about the spiderverse movies"
*sees any spider person*
*starts violently shaking*
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michaeljoncarter · 10 months
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i think a big part of the reason we're getting all these good characters turning into clones of their evil parents is that for some reason, everybody seems to hate just letting villains be villains. we've got all these fumbling attempts to soften/reframe/redeem some of the most iconic (& most of the time, deliberately irredeemably evil villains) to make them more palatable & likable & heroic
and that leaves this giant hole in the story where this iconic villain is supposed to be. so somebody's gotta fill that role, preferably somebody who's already got some sort of connection to the original, and oh, hey, if we randomly turn their kid whose entire character up to this point as been about refusing to follow in their footsteps into the new version of them, that would be, like, so unexpected! such a twist!
it's cheap and annoying and i hate it for sure, but at the same time, it might be my favorite trend ever just for how insanely funny it is to me that by making the ex-shitty parents (relatively) sympathetic and retroactively making their kids actually just evil incarnate, dc's unintentionally built a whole wave of "next gen" villains that are basically just the "what if the child had bad vibes" tweet but completely serious
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immortal-in-their-way · 3 months
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Istg.. Sherlock and co music comes on everything changes. I have A DIFFERENT SET OF STIMS FOR THIS ONE SHOW, IT'S CRAZY.
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Any of my fellow bilinguals/multilinguals/polyglots get that thing where u read or watch something in a certain language for an extended period of time, and immediately try to comprehend an other language afterwards and BOOM, suddenly everything is gibberish? Just for a few seconds maybe but gun to your head you could not understand a language you're fluent in?
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very-uncorrect · 3 months
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Aspec people 🤝 bi people 🤝 pan people
Being told that they're not oppressed AND being told they don't exist
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captainjacklyn · 11 months
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I know I'm a little late to say this but-
WHY THEY BUILT LIKE THAAAT ?!?! 😭 😭 😭 
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beevean · 6 months
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still obsessed over N!Hector and the sheer unfairness of how he was treated, stuck between "fans" and critics who both reduce him to a pathetic dog to be saved from his own stupidity, because hurr durr he keeps getting manipulated by pretty women! it's just that one camp fetishizes him and the other mocks him
while I feel alone in my belief that Hector being starved for love and devoting himself to anyone who shows him basic decency is canon! It's canon! I can prove it! He did it with Dracula and most importantly with Rosaly! It's not him being "wimpified" it's the natural result of his trauma that was carried over in the show! Why do y'all think he went on a revenge quest after Rosaly was killed, why do you think he was ready to die afterwards? he LITERALLY planned to give his life for the one person who loved her! because that's what dracula taught him to do!!!
the difference is that the prequels did not turn that compelling weakness into fucking rape fetish fuel i hate everything so much i want to bite something to shreds
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