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jessie-blogs-posts · 9 months

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You know what?.. Screw the "Love triangle" and angst or.. whatever!

Here's an alternate version! y/n doesn't have to choose and can have both!

Au belongs to: @sketchquill

#wally darling #welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling x y/n #wally x howdy x reader #corpse puppet au #howdy pillar #howdy pillar x y/n #my art #puppet show #it's not canon #Screw the love triangle #welcome home y/n #welcome home au #welcome home howdy #welcome home fanart #howdy pillar x reader

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s0ckh3adstudios · 4 months

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I will say I actually don't really like the no-mercy route too much in Undertale Yellow,,, I think from a skewed justice standpoint it's REALLY interesting! And I do like the way it effects Dalv's way of thinking, how it changes the entire sequence with Axis, and how Clover straight up. pulls out the gun sometimes. Like the fact that you basically mug Mo out of house and home

,,,,But

Martlet.... absolutely had no business being the final boss. Her death is haunting and the music is incredible, but I'm not sure how fitting it was with her. Not to mention the ending of the route overall.

#i also just don't like to consider it at all #since #number one #it's not canon #and number two #no FOUND FAMILY /hj #but it also doesn't even introduce you properly to Starlo and Ceroba in this route???#like Undertale itself still did that. you still got to know who the characters were before you kill them.#but in no-mercy you just stumble across them #and get their dramatic scene together #like yes it's sad #but for the players who do no-mercy first (because some do)#zero context #sock talk #undertale yellow #uty #uty spoilers #undertale yellow spoilers

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sapphire-weapon · 12 days

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>open Twitter >open DMs to send a message to a buddy I haven't spoken to in a while >there's a shitton of messages that I never got notifications for that I just straight-up missed over the course of A YEAR >goddamn it Twitter >this is all Elon Musk's fault >anyway >one of them is from the Project Umbrella guys >remember the big stupid bitchfight I got into with them last year >oh Jesus what the fuck did they want back then that I missed >open DM >HE'S DEFENDING THE RE ARCHIVES >NO FUCKING WAY LOL

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE RE ARCHIVES SAYS

THIS IS WHAT THE RE ARCHIVES SAYS:

And that's NOT what happens in Leon's RE3 epilogue. THIS is Leon's RE3 epilogue:

Oh but wait!

There's more!

This guy then tries to go on to defend the "Adam Benford kidnapped Leon" argument. Let's see how well his argument holds up.

So let's check his facts. Let's do a search for Jun Takeuchi.

Interesting. So Takeuchi became an executive around 2017. RE6 came out in 2012. So Takeuchi wasn't an executive at the time RE6 was written or released.

In fact

looking at this

Takeuchi didn't work on Resident Evil 6 at all. So... if he didn't work on RE6, then that would make anything he writes about it... fanfiction... wouldn't it? Otherwise, what gives him word of god for RE6's story? The fact that he was employed at the company at the time? Does this mean that any random environmental artist has word of god over the story? Do the Monster Hunter guys have word of god over RE6, too?

And what about Tsukasa Takenaka? Well, he's not even a big enough name to have a Wikipedia page to begin with. In fact, looking him up, it seems like he had a minor hand in writing RE5, produced Revelations 1, and worked on RE: The Mercenaries 3D.

yikes.

Okay, well what about this dude's other claims?

Adam Benford was director of the CIA in 2002 (according ONLY TO that airsoft ad written by the guy who did not work on RE6; this is NOT stated in RE6 itself), and his position in 1998 is unknown -- implying that he was not actually the director of the CIA in 1998. But Leon was kidnapped in 1998 by the CIA. So if he wasn't the director... then I guess he wasn't behind the kidnapping, was he?

Our friend from Project Umbrella then goes on to make a bunch of other claims right in a row, so let's go down them one by one.

>"Leon and Adam working together for a decade is only an approximation" Okay, but if you're approximating, the number would be closer to 15, not 10. Benford died in 2011. 2011 - 1998 = 13. So the rounded number would be 15.

>it's okay if RE6 gets the date wrong because supplementary material gets it wrong >implying that the game does not have more people working on it to ensure accuracy than random supplemental material. You're telling me that no one on the team of hundreds that worked on this game remembered that Raccoon City happened in 1998?

>RE6 is off by a year re: Chris killing Wesker

Is that true?

No, actually. That's not true at all. RE6 says it happened in 2009. And, wouldn't you know it. RE5 takes place in 2009.

So, what do you think, Mr. Project Umbrella?

Is that enough research that I've done for you?

Maybe the next time you want to go into a woman's DMs to mansplain at her and call her hysterical, you might want to get your fucking facts right first, you self-important misogynistic piece of human fucking garbage.

So.

In conclusion.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE FUCKERS WHO CONTROL THE WIKI

THEY JUST FUCKING GO ON THE INTERNET AND TELL LIES

and talk down to women, apparently

#resident evil #resident evil 6 #leon kennedy #i suppose i'll have to add this to the 'leon's wiki is filled with lies and bullshit' page #but holy shit this was not what i expected to encounter today #this is your 'authority' on the canon #THIS is the fucker who's telling you that all supplemental material is canon and all devs have word of god #THIS fucking idiot #the wiki actively makes RE fandom worse #this is why this series's story doesn't make any fucking sense to people #because they're learning the story from this complete fucking dipshit moron #who puts every contradictory fact he can find together in one big pot and says 'THAT'S THE STORY'#no #the story is ONLY in the games and the movies AND NOTHING ELSE #IF IT'S NOT IN THE GAMES OR THE MOVIES IT'S NOT CANON #IF #IT'S #NOT #IN #THE #GAMES #OR #MOVIES #IT'S NOT CANON #DON'T EVER QUESTION ME #NEVER EVER QUESTION ME

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saysun · 23 days

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#it's not canon #illustration #my art #oc #original character #artists on tumblr #art #character art #digital art

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emeraldspiral · 10 days

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#it's not canon #has always been #purity culture #bullshit #and frequently employed as a dogwhistle for homophobia

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reidiot · 1 year

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the teen wolf movie isn't canon btw

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stardust948 · 10 months

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Miguel O'hara is the Fandom police.

#i take no criticism #miguel o’hara #spiderman #spiderverse #atsv #spiderman atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #fandom police #iT's NoT cAnOn

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mangoeatseyes · 5 months

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*banging my head against the wall* hey melissa isn't cannon if we don't acknowledge it hey melissa isn't cannon if we don't acknowledge it hey melissa isn't cannon if we don't acknowledge it hey melissa isn't cannon if we don't acknowledge it hey melissa isn't cannon if we do-

#hatchetfield #nightmare time #hey melissa #it's not canon #please

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riftdancing · 6 months

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I promise we're actually serious roleplayers.

...but sometimes before you go to a roleplay event you just gotta--- not take yourself seriously for a minute.

#ꜰꜰxɪᴠ // Memes #riftdancing - roleplay #ooc though?#This is like... pre-actual RP warm up goof off time #it's not canon #but it IS funny #McMandervilles

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lexumpysfunland · 1 year

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Dear chef saltbaker. what if i hugged you and you made a squeaky toy sound. what if

he would first, hate it. second, be embarrassed. third, kill you because you witnessed it... you would have a hug before dying at least :' )

but of course, it's not Canon

#no he doesn't do that #it's not canon #but it would be funny #cuphead saltbaker #saltbaker #chef saltbaker #cuphead fandom #cuphead #Soul!baker #doodles

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act-more-like-a-dog-sirius · 1 year

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Alright i'm coming for y'all w*lfstar shippers with this here salty HP mini-Rant

the only actual genuine canon “support” for wolfstar would be the combined gift sirius and remus give harry for christmas in OotP. and even that isn’t actually support. there are plenty of reasons why they would give a combined gift. a few off the top of my head:

1) sirius cannot fucking leave grimmauld place to go shopping because everyone thinks he’s a mass murderer and there’s a 10,000 galleon price on his head, but remus has no such restrictions;

2) remus is poor af and doesn’t have money to splurge and buy harry a present;

3) remus spent a lot of time around harry in 3rd year and knows his interests (sirius has not had the opportunity to just chill with harry, most of their interactions revolve around active/imminent threats/danger, etc. they don’t have the time or space just to talk casually about interests and hobbies and shit) so he helps sirius choose a gift;

4) (this is the most likely explanation) sirius got the gift for harry and then let remus put his name on it as well (or sirius just decided to say it was from both of them). because let’s be honest. remus would not have gotten harry a present otherwise. he certainly didn’t in 4th year, and he did’t get harry a birthday present in 4th or 5th years. he only gave harry presents when he was invited (BY HARRY) to christmas or Harry’s birthday in 6th/7th books

TLDR: There is no actual canonical evidence for wolfstar get over it

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unicornlovers10 · 1 year

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I really don't like the direction that the writers are taking Hunter's character. He's still my blorbo, don't get me wrong. But it does have some unfortunate implications, and not in a good way. I'll probably write a full post elaborating on this later, as soon as I organize my thoughts on this.

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sapphire-weapon · 10 months

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https://twitter.com/Resident_bio/status/1669342599348637698?t=dub0UWYyHJFWALY8hsNJXg&s=19

You talked before about supplementary stuff not being canon and the many backstories they share of the same character. I just bumped in this tweet, so im a bit confused now.

here's what I have to say about that