#It would be

[ivyithink]

some kiddies

translation from ukr (last pic): "Rubik's Cube, seriously, Odasaku!? I'm not 3 y.o! Come up with something more interesting!"

#my art #my doodles #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd fanart #dazai osamu #oda sakunosuke #bsd dazai osamu #bsd oda sakunosuke #odazai #bsd odazai #“why not just write everything in one language op” you might ask “wouldn't that be more convenient for everyone???” #and yes #it would be #but #brain do be working weird sometimes and it's “write in the language you're thinking at the moment” for me usually sooooo #that's how we get five doodles with text in eng and then suddenly surprise ukr out of nowhere #playlist probably jumped from eng songs to a ukr one hhhmmmmm

[bubblergoespop]

still thinking about guy’s

“that’d be pretty fucking hot actually”

#HES RIGHT #IT WOULD BE #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted guy

[revenantghost]

Accidentally misread Midvalley the Hornfreak as Midwife the Hornfreak and now that's a change of occupation

#Trigun #It would be #A choice

[oldmemoria]

I mean

Will you

#atsv #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #comic miguel #bro has never tasted flies before what a loser #but fr though does the spider instinct ever take hold #does he ever end up eating bugs out of instinct #it would be #really funny

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

while I personally don't think they are, it would be really funny if quixis' eyes were just a normal color-

#it would be #they so arent but it would be- #fable smp #fsmp #a tag to help find my own posts

[jkschanel]

would u guys still love me if i wrote rpf 🥹

#it would be #lestappen #just btw…

[new-components]

was taught skills in electronics and programming growing up so i could have hireable skills and be employed. but instead now i'm sitting around mentally drafting a design document to see if building a robo-hole that shocks me when it's fucked would be feasible

#it would be #but engineering is plagued by the presence of details

[dufrau]

okay starting tomorrow I'm on 500 words a day on robin TLOU pov. if you want to be 500-words-a-day bros with me feel free to join me. the ronance tag needs us!

#writing party! #the party that never ends! #until the story is done and then it will end because i will need a break #personal #accountability post #accountability PARTY??? #it doesnt have to be ronance #but #it would be #if you loved me

[dabihawksluvr]

DABI GIVES CORPSE HUSBAND VIBES

I WILL NOT ELABORATE

FIGHT ME BITCHES

#seriously if Dabi were to have a singing voice #It would be #corpse husband #100% it's the same fucking guy #prove me wrong #I am a huge fan of Corpse Husband's music btw #I just imagine Dabi singing and I'm in heaven

[vyragosa]

i had this in my files, most likely higgs-amelie theories,

but now,

it could drive me to the edge of tears

#'won't you speak this melody that does not need to prove itself to exist' #it would be nice if you existed for yourself especially by looking like someone else #wouldn't it be the best? #it would be #i think so...

[springgirlwaiting4fall]

In high school I Pinterest planned an “elegant” masquerade wedding with John Cena.

If you had to pick one wrestler and a wedding theme. Who would it be with and what would the theme be?

#aew #wwe #NJPW #gcw #wrestling #now a days #it would be #Eddie Kingston #eloping #after he accidentally knocks me up #and he wants to step up like a real man

[phoenixkaptain]

I keep making jokes that Luke and Qui-Gon are soulmates but then I started actually thinking about it now I’m starting to honestly believe it and I think it’s becoming a problem-

Like! Luke and Qui-Gon are both the hardest men to catch! Context clues tell us that Qui-Gon gets himself into a lot of trouble (Dooku saying he’s worried because he won’t be there to protect him) but Qui-Gon is never all that concerned, and I honestly think it’s because he pulls a Luke everytime and just stumbles his way out of trouble.

Qui-Gon, as I know and love him, is not an expert strategist, not really. He can come up with plans, but they’re pretty similar to Luke’s plans, ie, they have a beginning and an end but the middle consists of winging it. Luke is so much the opposite of a strategist that I firmly believe that the plan in Return of the Jedi was not solely created by him (only the dramatic flair was added by him. You know, the mischief-making and chaos-causing and bad guy baiting. I like to think Lando made him repeat the plan multiple times so that Luke wouldn’t go off script midway through because Luke Skywalker is totally the type of person to go off script midway through).

And! Qui-Gon Jinn with the Jedi Council and Luke Skywalker with the New Republic’s Senate. The only person who Luke ever listens to is Leia. We never even see him talk to another commanding officer! Does he even know who Mon Mothma is??? And, I just have to say it, in the Thrawn Trilogy, he straight up breaks Mara Jade, the former Hand of the Emperor and a woman who has threatened to kill him every time he so much as breathes, out of the house arrest that the New Republic placed her under. He breaks her out and he feels no shame whatsoever. The New Republic shows up to arrest him and Han and Han is the only one who seems concerned because Luke does not give a shit.

Luke doesn’t care about the New Republic! He cares about Leia and he cares about the people in the galaxy, but he doesn’t care about politics even slightly! He believes in hearing out both sides and judging things fairly, he is weird! Luke is a civilian! And they “let” him get away with so much, becausw they don’t actually have a choice! Nobody can control this madman! He decides “I’m leaving on a journey, you don’t need to know where to or for how long, bye!” and then he leaves!

Qui-Gon is much the same! In the Phantom Menace, yes, but also in the Cloak of Deception (“another novel, Kacie? They aren’t canon-“ shut up, canon is whatever I decide is canon because this is my character analysis and if the old authors got to portray characters wrong, so do I). Qui-Gon hears orders from the Order and he is only willing to listen to them if they coincide with what he believes he has to do. Which is completely what Luke does!

Both of these men are Jedi with green lightsabers. They are both rule-abiding citizens approximately eight percent of the time or whenever it’s convenient. They decide to leave and then do so without letting anybody know. They are both seen by other Jedi as reckless and impulsive, when we as the audience know that what they’re actually doing is following the will of the Force. They are the most obnoxious Jedi to spend time with because they toe the line between taking dangerous situations seriously and making little tonally inappropriate quips to the enemy. They both make the executive decision that the best way to get their point across to someone attacking them is to be as annoying as possible.

But, most importantly, they both make Anakin want to be a Jedi! They both inspire him, they both do things that Anakin sees and thinks “So that’s what a real Jedi is.” On opposite ends of Anakin’s life, Qui-Gon and Luke both have the same effect on him of making him want to be a better person! Without Qui-Gon, Anakin turned to the Dark Side, and without Luke, Anakin would never have rejoined the light. They play a similar role, symbolically.

And they both have that connection to Obi-Wan, where Anakin seems to assume Qui-Gon and Luke have both spent tons of time with Obi-Wan. (Seriously, Anakin definitely thinks Obi-Wan has been raising Luke to be a Jedi since childhood, there’s no other explanation for when he says “You’ve made a lightsaber? Great, congrats, you’re a Jeid Master now.” Unless lightsaber-crafting is WAY harder than I thought…)

Moving away from Anakin though, the two of them also have a similar relationship to Yoda. Yoda is extremely exasperated by Qui-Gon, and you can feel the exasperation whenever Yoda has to deal with Luke, too. But, he also is horribly, terribly, terrifically fond of both Qui-Gon and Luke. Yoda considers them his friends, and he considers himself both of their teacher because he is trying not to think about Dooku, okay, let him ignore the elephant in the room for a moment. He cannot stand the way either of these men refuse to use common sense, logic, or the brains they were given, but he also really enjoys spending time with them and misses them both when they leave.

Qui-Gon Jinn and Luke Skywalker are either reincarnation, soulmates, or the Force is just having a great time fucking with the Republic(s). Any way you spin it, I like that they are so strangely similar :D

#luke skywalker #qui gon jinn #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #yoda #jedi #star wars original trilogy #star wars prequels #star wars novels #thrawn trilogy #cloak of deception #star wars #these two are bonkers #i wish they could interact #just once #the universe would implode #it would be #magnificent #these two are the definition #of people who look like nice law abiding citizens #only for them to turn #and key someone’s car #i take no criticism #that’s a lie i take criticism #the inane ramblings of a madman #long post

[tak1e]

last night (this morning) right before i fell asleep i had thoughts abt bkdk arranged marriage au, where izuku (who is probably a peasant or something, like he’s getting married to make sure he can take care of his mom and keep her safe, smth like that) is engaged to barbarian prince katsuki who is just kinda like ahhh whatever, if this gets the hag to shut up about marriage sure i’ll marry this doofus

so as they’re engaged, izuku begins living in the castle, they sleep in separate rooms because katsuki doesn’t really like him in that way, let alone even rly care for him and katsuki expects him to just be this sweet innocent damsel yk? but one day he catches izuku training in one of the court yards with his head guard (maybe todoroki or kirishima) and his eyes are drawn to him, his form is shit and it’s obvious he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing. he looks like a damn kid with a wooden sword clutched in his hand, but despite all that it catches katsuki’s interest

idk i feel like katsuki would try to convince izuku to be a regular housewife type at first and they would have this big convo where he’s like let me be MORE than that, let me do things, let me be able to protect the things i care about too and katsuki would start actually seeing him as a three dimensional person instead of someone to stand in place of an actual wife/husband

#bakudeku #bkdk #drabble #arranged marriage #au #if i did this it would probably be #a/b/o #bc that’s another level of discrimination onto izuku #sobs #tak1e writes #katsudeku #ktdk #it would be #omega izuku #and #alpha katsuki #obviously #but yk #forgot to tag #fantasy #fantasy bkdk……. #lmao

[spoonful-of-fixations]

What if they made a map like Sugar, with all the couples, and put WanderRose in there

What would y’all do. What would happen to the fandom. Would y’all be alive after that

#probably the same queerphobia that Mihaly and the Sacrifice leaks got #BUT OTHER THAN THAT #I think this fandom would cease to exist from how unexpected #it would be #just dance #just dance 2023

[kiaraalazulu]

10 Characters/10 Fandoms/10 Tags

thanks for tagging me @aluvian 💕💕

Meryl Stryfe ~ Trigun

Mitsuri Kanroji ~ Kimetsu no yaiba

Ianthe Tridentarius ~ The locked tomb

Sokka ~ Avatar: The last airbender

Yang Xiao Long ~ RWBY

Maki Zenin ~ Jujutsu kaisen

Robin Buckley ~ Stranger things

Geralt of Rivia ~ The Witcher

Ghirahim ~ Skyward sword

Kirtash ~ The Idhun Chronicles

Tagging: @imabell @chaoticbuka @volaenii @yormgen @ladymaliwan @f-a-b-l-e @mydetheturk @pawpotato @lnox-shitpost

Feel free to ignore this!!

#this was harder than i thought #it would be #i feel like im forgetting some character that is #a big part of me #but i have no idea who #kia.txt #tag game

[kloofspeaks]

Top Gun: Maverick but instead of a plot it's just every hangster scene.

#top gun #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #Kloof being kloof #listen #the background song can be lead me on by teena marie #it would be a master piece #it would be #hangster #masterpiece #and it would only be like #every other scene #the movie would be perfect