Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together
Bruce: Awww babe <3
Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe
Steve: thanks...I guess
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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?
Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!
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*The Avengers sitting around the living room*
Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie
Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.
Peter: oh i'll go first!
Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!
Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-
Pepper: his eyes are brown.
Tony: ....
Tony: a building wHAT
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Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”
Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”
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Peter, calling Tony: Hey, are you busy right now?
Tony: A little bit. Why?
Peter: Oh, no worries. Nothing important.
*5 hours later*
Tony: You were in jail?! Why didn't you say anything?!
Peter: You were busy!
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(Kate, Peter and Yelena leaving together)
Natasha: Should I worry?
Yelena: No.
Clint: Should I worry?
Kate: No.
Tony: Should I worry? Please, say no.
Peter: If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths
Tony: That’s a no for me.
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Tony: people are like math
Peter: how?
Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated
Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess
Bucky: ...I hate math
Peter: I like Buckys version better
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