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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 months
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I was trying to figure out how to use a public shower but the instructions were all in Chinese and I was struggling, so I thought to myself: "Whatever the rest of this dream has for me isn't worth it at this point." And then I woke up.
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zoomar · 8 months
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How to be a vampire
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c86 · 2 months
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Hayao Miyazaki's short guide to watercolour painting
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ai-satin-chic · 20 days
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"I don't know what you find so complicated.
8-12am is skirt time. I'll choose a skirt, blouse, stockings and heels for you to wear for the morning.
12-3pm is work time. You're expected to wear your usual uniform - I'll be inspecting it regularly to make sure standards are high.
3-7pm is dress time. You know we usually have guests, so I want you to look your best. I expect a full length satin ball gown with at least three large petticoats. And don't try to hide wearing flats under the skirt - you know it has to be heels. I'll be checking!
7pm-8am is night-night time. I'll be selecting your satin pyjamas or nightie depending on how good you have been. Don't forget that if you leave your room, you should wear your satin robe and heels. I want to hear where you are.
See? Easy."
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machetelanding · 2 years
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lucidpast · 6 months
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Make your own toast friend is six easy steps!
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yoan-le-grall · 8 months
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a-typewritten-blog · 29 days
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Two thrift finds: 2 two-record instruction courses for a Sears Tower typewriter and various models of Smith Corona typewriters. Both from 1959 with the same tracklist but different pictures so they may be the same recordings. 😂
The Sears records box curiously also contains the paper ephemera from a General Electric television with built-in record player purchased in Utah, the owner's manual for the Tower typewriter, and the paper disc that goes over the turntable in that record player. Those will be a separate post.
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benevolentgoddexx · 2 months
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beneath me is where you belong pet, looking up to me for guidance, control, love, attention and care 😏
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dandelionrevolution · 2 months
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DIY Laundry Detergent
No Soap or Borax
2c baking soda + 2c washing soda + ½c citric acid + ½c salt | use 1Tbsp per load
Horse chestnuts + water (optional)
Horse chestnuts (conkers) + water
Soap, but No Borax
3.5Tbsp grated laundry bar + 3L water + ¼c baking soda | use ½c per load
5oz bar soap + 1c washing soda + 1c baking soda + 1c salt | use 1-2Tbsp per load
1c grated bar soap + 2c washing soda + 1c baking soda | use ¼c per large load
Soap and Borax
1 bar soap + 1c washing soda + 1c borax + 5Gal water | use 2Tbsp per load
2-5oz bar soap + 3c washing soda + 2c borax | use 1/8c per load
3 grated soap bars + 4lb borax + 3lb washing soda + 3.5lb baking soda | use 1-2Tbsp per load
Add white vinegar to soften & fight stains
Make washing soda by baking baking soda! (read link for details)
Baking soda can substitute for borax
Some recipes call for you to boil ingredients together, be sure to check the directions
For dry detergents, make it as fine a powder as possible to make sure it dissolves, and add the powder directly to the washing drum (where the clothes are), not the separate little drawer you put liquid soap in
Other recipes
Other recipes, including baby-safe and laundry pods/bombs
Other recipes, with a few more unique ones near the bottom
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retropopcult · 1 year
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By 1947, over 60% of American households had landlines and telephones for personal use, which prompted the American Telephone and Telegraph Company (AT&T) to produce an educational program for school aged children.
“Adventures in Telezonia” was introduced in 1950 as an 18 minute film that explained proper use of the telephone, with an accompanying teacher’s guide. The program was updated in 1964 and retitled, “We Learn About The Telephone - A Story About Communication”. (shown above)
The program included a 25 minute film and a 24 page booklet for students, and a teacher’s guide. For schools that didn’t have a film projector, the program offered a film strip, and certain schools had access to a teletrainer device where students could practice dialing a number and phone manners as outlined in the booklet.
Students learned about communication prior to the development of the telephone, how the telephone was invented, how sound waves work, and how the telephone works. More practically, the booklet illustrates how to use a telephone directory to find a number, and how to dial for help in an emergency- prior to the 911 system, children were directed to dial “O” and speak to the operator.
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fitsofgloom · 2 years
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A Fabulous Mon(k)ey-Maker
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thehandthatleads02 · 1 year
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Submission 101: Begging
This is a topic mercy has struggled with in the past, and one many girls I have spoken to here do not understand. This post should clarify what I feel makes for effective begging. In this post all pink words come directly from mercy, everything else is from me
Step 1: Figure out what you want to get out of begging. This step is really hard. For mercy
Step 2: Try to make yourself smaller, kneeling is good. Make yourself look desperate.
Step 3: Use terms he likes. Honorifics for him. Terms he likes calling you for yourself. Use third person if he likes that. Respective examples: (For him) Master, Sir, Daddy, ect. (For you) Slut, Toy, a name he calls you by, ect. (Third person) Mercy needs to cum, Slut needs to cum, Babygirl needs to cum, ect.
Step 4: Don't just want something but truly honestly need it. Then tell him how much you need it. If you can convince yourself you need it more than other nessisitys, tell him that. Be as desperate as you possibly can
(This step can be really hard because technically all you need in an immediate way is air, then water, food, and shelter, but if you think of it in a hierarchy of needs way you can convince yourself that already having those very basic things it is possible to need other things in life, so if you can convince yourself you need it you will be pretty good at this, otherwise sometimes you have to pretend but then you feel like you are lieing and everything is a lie and this whole process falls apart) mercy often struggles with letting go of logic, this is something we have been working on
Step 5: Offer things in return, things that he wants. Such as a blowjob perhaps, wearing his favorite outfits for x amount of time, or something he wants to do that you have said no to.
Step 6: Demonstrate your relative position. This is the most important step, the guiding principle behind all the others. When you are begging you are placing yourself lower than the other person. If you were equal you could simply ask, but they are better than you. Place yourself lower than them. Convince them that you understand that they are in charge, that they have the power. Convince them that this is something you only deserve if they decide you deserve it.
A submissive/dominant relationship is all about power dynamics. It is about surrendering some of your own power to someone else. This can be for a limited time in some cases, or in others it can be more permanent. It depends on the specific agreement between the two people. The reason many Doms like to make you beg is that it reinforces this dynamic. It is an expression of the inequality of your relationship. As a submissive you are accepting that he is in charge.
Should you require a more detailed explanation or perhaps some individual instruction I would be happy to help. Remember, practice makes perfect
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As a kid I always said that cheetahs are my favorite animals. And they still are among my favs! Not surprising therefore that I made a drawing tutorial about them some years ago:
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zoomar · 7 months
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Count Dracula Puppet
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