I dreamed that Alecto dropped and I couldn't read it for some reason so I was trying to piece together the plot from people's Tumblr posts and what I gathered was that Gideon and Harrow DID in fact kiss but ultimately decided to Just Be Friends and that concept is the most disappointing shit I can imagine
Also Pyrrha wanted to wear someone like a cocksleeve and that part was fine
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MORE TRAZYN CRIMES
My client response to these unwarranted accusations is "lol, yeah, that was hilarious. Get bent, Neshkafar."
This should in no way be interpreted as an admission of guilt. All inquiries should be submitted through these law offices. No direct statements will be released henceforth.
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Halo sentiments I had to express through memes cause I think I'm funny
Also here's a live feed of me playing Infinite:
And seeing as they're done now, here, rate my spartans lmao: meet "I don't have any cool coatings for it" and "Shadow the Hedgehog"
Ok byeeeeee
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I'm so sorry that happened to you! Glad that you were able to come out the other side just a little sore!
As for an AU distraction, what about a classic swap where IK is the only demon and the rest if the cast are just ordinary humans?
oooooooooh i like it!! for fun, let's take this out of the devildom context and make it more horror-movie-demon-esque (mostly bc there's a lot of logistical fun in integrating their demons' roles in particular into a modern human society and turning them into like, regular salarymen)
okay here's the premise: diavolo inherits his father's Miscellaneous Big Company and must now revitalise it and also manage all the business malpractice lawsuits left behind. in doing so he uncovers his dad's secret second life as a pseudo-cult leader who is convinced of the existence of demons
it turns out! the demon that his dad was attempting to contact IS real, but hasn't been responding because she doesn't like his gross offerings of blood and bones or whatever. one day, while cleaning up his dad's old cabinets of stuff, diavolo happens to leave behind a cereal bar on a summoning circle, and then when he comes back in the next morning there is a demon just chilling there
in this au's version of the devildom, there's really not much for a young demon to do, so ik starts visiting the company building whenever, and ironically all the haunting rumours this causes actually helps them out somehow
this ik i think would still be very earnest and sweet, but just by virtue of being a demon, she's also a little bit unhinged by human standards - and also impervious to things that would usually kill a person - which could make for excellent comedy
(lucifer's a lawyer who, as part of an agreement, is helping diavolo with all the lawsuits, so either his brothers all have their own jobs, OR they all work in the same law firm together, and they started it after lucifer was disowned from the original family law firm -this au's version of the celestial realm - for exposing corruption)
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I love all those AUs where Infinite gets a redemption arc but has to like. Either run from the law or is under strict supervision or something. But I think it would be funnier if the President decided to give him a pardon bc Infinite turned out to be the author of his favorite Sonadow fanfic and he needed to see how it ended
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Lieutenant Barker, this is Able-Fox-Five of Fireteam Easy. We have a situation that requires advice. We found a Grunt hiding in a cave, Gunny Bobrov's questioning him right now but he claims to be Glibnub. Says if we give him a shack and some broadcasters he can incite a Grunt rebellion and he's sorry for the "mean things he said."
We don't know whether to shoot him or to bring him back. What say you LT, over.
Lieutenant Barker to Fireteam Easy, come in.
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Got a spook over here who says bring him in. Dunno what ONI wants with him and tbh I don't care, dude gives me a creeps.
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Commanders organising a brig anyway, so drop him off when you can, we'll put the kettle on for you.
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Lieutenant Barker, signing off
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alright gang i have a question of utmost importance!!! if OFMD was in the star trek universe, would ed be klingon or romulan? ...in the wake of "safe space ship" and "that's the captain's chair" i might be... drawing a thing
i would love your reasoning if you have the time/inclination!
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Having Nonbinary Sapphic Tuvok Brainrot Lately…
You're the realest motherfucker on planet Earth and I hope you know that.
Here's a bunch of bullshit I doodled on the topic of Nonbinary Sapphic Tuvok !!!! And I HOPE you will share YOUR personal brainrot with the class (my ask box, the masses, a text post....whatever gets the word out.)
If you've been paying attention you KNOW I love a 'Tuvok discovers he's trans while in the delta quadrant' story
Guy who likes girls and has always liked girls...but....not in the same way OTHER guys seem to like girls...
Tuvok who never quite fit in with 'other' men even Vulcan men...always preferred spending time with women and girls but never felt precisely LIKE a woman or OVERLY uncomfortable with being identified as a man and Vulcan society doesn't seem like it would be heavily gendered so he never really questioned it seriously.
Tuvok who found comfort in titles like Husband and Father...those fit, those are good. Then in the delta quadrant he isn't able to be a husband or a father any more and is just some guy surrounded by humans...hmmmmmm....
Still doesn't really seriously think it's worth questioning or exploring his gender identity (partially out of a desire to return home as he left...what will his wife and children think? He's experienced a LOT of sudden change in regards to his personal identity and life, he doesn't really want to undergo more.) until Seven of Nine comes along and also begins to go through a "Questioning Her Gender" arc.
Tuvok thinks about it on his own time for a long time and then finally goes to Janeway for support and assistance and together they spend like SEVERAL months just the two of them seeing what this whole gender thing's about.
Tuvok slowly exploring expressing himself in a more feminine manner because he's spent his whole life adhering rigidly to one sort of Look. Unexpectedly struggles with anxiety about this.
Neelix: Don't be nervous Ms. Vulcan!
Tuvok: [nervous] I am not nervous.
Tuvok and Seven BOTH exploring masculinity/femininity and their own nonbinary gender identities...late night slumber par- experimentation. Painting each others nails is...very scientific. It's important. Talking with Janeway was good because she's his friend but talking with Seven, another person actively questioning their gender is....well, it's something else.
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Nadim Sherazi (he/him)
Administrative assistant at @kashisun's office, thought the job would be fun
Loves numbers, especially enjoys taking inventory
Trying (and failing) to have a work-life balance, has a reputation for being late
Often dresses up really nicely to have fun with friends. Everyone thinks he goes out during the week, and that's why he's late. Truth be told, he's busy playing board games
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