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queerryan · 1 month

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*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*

Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?

Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...

...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.

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myeagleexpert · 1 month

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If Yuu had adhd

Vil: You must look at the person when talking to them, it is rude not to look them in the eye.

Yuu: Of course Vil, so can you continue what you were saying? Vil: Getting back on topic, I was saying that…. Yuu, looking straight into his eyes: Hunhun, I'm listening. Vil: Then my manager said that… Yuu, quickly looking at Vil's lip gloss: *what is the exact color of his lips? Is the brand new?* Did he have the courage to do that? Vil: How audacious! And do you know what my father said about that? Yuu, looking at Vil's hair: *I've seen this shade of blonde somewhere, where was it again? * Tell me more Vil... Vil: Absolutely ridiculous, for a reputable company they should… Yuu,looking at the curtain behind Vil's head:*The print on Pomefiore's curtain is beautiful, I've seen in a movie the princess who made a dress with the help of animals? Could I do something like that?* Are you going to sue them Vil? Is this the first time you've done this?

Vil: It's the first and last time! But I don't want to think about it now, it will only give me unnecessary wrinkles. Would you like to join me for tea, prefect? Yuu, thinking hard about what the film was so she could sew the dress model: *the film is… the film is… THE MOVIE IS…!* Enchanted!

Vil: it's "Delighted", prefect. You got distracted again, didn't you? Yuu, staring at Vil's hair and remembering: Marlyn Moroe.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twist x reader #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #disney twst #vil schoenheit #vil x reader #twst vil #incorret quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst interactions #twst intro #Honestly #this has happened to me many times

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lemons-bittersweet · 5 months

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Dally after the gang bailed him out:

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marvel-lous-guy · 3 months

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Tony: I've figured out your plan on how to sneak out and be Spiderman!

Peter: Well that just proves you're an idiot because I don't have a plan!

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cupidslove1 · 9 months

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Y/N: Guys I almost choked to death last night

Nesta: You’ll be fine. Next time you just have to stay still and breath through your nose before you take more.

Y/N [confused]: … I was talking about choking on food… What are you talking about…?

Nesta:… huh- I was talking about choking on stuff in general…

Cassian : I’m stuff in general.

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connor-likes-dogs · 9 months

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Y/N: God, give me patience.

Dabi: I think you mean 'give me strength', doll.

Y/N: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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incorrect-record-of-ragnarok · 5 months

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Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Apollo: I—

Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #incorrect shuumatsu no walkurie #incorret quotes #incorrect record of ragnarok #snv leonidas #snv apollo #source unknown

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m1ndbrand · 1 year

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Aemond: I prevented a murder today.

Y/N: That's wonderful dear! How'd you do it?

Aemond: Self-control.

#aemond targaryen imagine #aemond targaryen x reader #aemond targaryen x you #aemond x reader #aemond targaryen #house of the dragon incorrect quotes #hotd #incorret quotes #house of the dragon

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lovelycleon · 1 year

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Leon and Jill have a one-on-one fight until they recognize each other:

Leon: Hey, you're Chris' girl, aren't you?!

Jill: He called me that?

Leon: No, but Claire did.

Jill: Oh, you're that Leon guy Claire keeps rambling about.

Leon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#leon kennedy #claire redfield #leon x claire #claire x leon #cleon #jill valentine #chris redfield #jill x chris #chris x jill #valenfield #resident evil #incorret quotes

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undertheredhood · 10 months

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bridgertons looking at their spouses from afar: oh, they’re adorable

bridgertons when they see their spouses up close: oh, they’re traumatized!

#bridgerton #bridgerton netflix #polin #kanthony #benophie #franchel #saphne #philloise #all of them have some sort of trauma that they need to work through #grucy #hyareth #they all got unresolved issues and we love them for that #incorret quotes

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queerryan · 1 year

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10yo Dick: Dad, am I ugly?

Bruce: Of course not, you're one of the cutest boy in the world.

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Jason, Tim and Damian at the same age: Dad am I ugly?

Bruce: Very much.

#incorret quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #bat family #batfam #dick grayson #Nightwing #Robin #batman #jason todd #red hood #dc #dc comics #dick is his favorite child #damian wayne #Bruce wayne #tim drake #red robin

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myeagleexpert · 2 months

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Incorrect Quotes

I'm SURE at some point they said that

Yuu: I'm in such a disgusting mood today that a bus passed by and I looked at the number and thought what a ridiculous numerical sequence Idia: forced celibacy - I am no longer interested in a living soul that inhabits the earth Ruggie: They romanticized the organ completely wrong, because the stomach is clearly much more emotional than the heart. Rook: First time I use an Uber motorcycle: the guy flirted with me, complimented me on my perfume, almost knocked me down, didn't let me be late. 5 stars because it had romance, adventure and a satisfactory conclusion. Leona: date idea I'll go to YOUR HOUSE, take a nap in YOUR bed and then leave

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lemons-bittersweet · 2 months

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Dallas talkin about how twobit was gonna drive to Texas to find Johnny and pony. Like we all know twobits drunk ass CAN NOT drive 😭😭💀💀

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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months

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Tony: why did you do that! You should know better!

Peter: why would I know my webs don't work on icicles?!

Tony: after billions of years of evolution you should know that!

Peter: Shut up! You are the reason why people don't believe in evolution!

#peter was chasing a bad guy #he tried to swing onto a building by the icicles on the ledge #the web slipped off #and spider went splat #irondad #spiderson #tomy stark #peter parker #marvel #mcu #incorret quotes #Incorrect peter parker #spiderman

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kvnnvdys · 8 months

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Draco: DAMN, WHAT ARE THOSEEE-

Y/n: Those are literally my t*ts Draco-

Draco: My favorite topic~

Y/n: Draco, you are drunk.

Draco: Drunk, who? You are drunk!

Y/n: 😀?

#draco malfoy #draco x reader #draco malfoy x reader #draco malfoy x you #draco malfoy x y/n #x y/n #smut #hp smut #harry potter fanfics #harry potter smut #hp #draco #smut story #headcanon #wattpad #draco smut #imagine #incorret quotes

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cupidslove1 · 9 months

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*Cassian and Y/N passing through the Summer Court*

Cassian: You know you’ve made it when you see your face everywhere.

Y/N: Those are wanted posters.

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