#Incorrect zodiac quotes

[incorrecthoroscopes]

Capricorn: Why are you late?

Aquarius: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Capricorn: Overslept?

Aquarius: Overslept.

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[incorrectzodiacquotes]

Aries: I love murder mysteries!

Scorpio, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

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[throatgina-sausage]

Scorpio: Mistakes I can forgive, but betrayal is not just a mistake. I thought what we had was special.

Cancer: But I baked you a cake last time. Now it's Sag's birthday.

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[zodiac-soul]

Aries: who does the Pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

Capricorn: i don't know...?

Aries: his mummy :)

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[zodiaconcrack]

Things My Friends Have Said As Zodiac Signs (Part 5)

Aries: Soccer is killing me, work is finishing me off, and school is pissing on my grave.

Taurus: Guys, the coffee didn't help much, my brain is still fried. She told me thank you and I responded with hello.

Gemini: H-E-double hockey sticks is a swear word!

Cancer: I want the salmonella.

Leo: These pants, from Target. This jacket, from Target. This shirt, from Target. These shoes, from Target. This underwear...probably from Target.

Virgo: You're not even a quality burrito.

Libra: I touch my own boob because I'm lonely.

Scorpio: What are they gonna do, say yeehaw and punch me in my face?

Sagittarius: Your boy got himself some Zoloft! I’m the most mentally stable man in the room!

Capricorn: I’m so fricking smart right now.

Aquarius: Look up what dreams about buying cats at Walmart means.

Pisces: I hate humans. They’re the reason we can’t have communism.

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[overheardinthenightsky]

Taurus: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

Scorpio, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Aquarius deadpanning at Scorpio: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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[azurecryofox]

Male Scorpio, making a sarcastic comment about Female Taurus: Dang, I do really LOVE Female Taurus. Female Sagittarius, covered in blood, loading an arrow onto her bow: Yeah, you fucking better, cousin, or you know what happens...

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[metalpeony]

Libra: *in the shower, singing*

Aquarius: *knock* are you coming out soon?

Libra: bruh, I'm not in the closet, tf

Aquarius: *sigh* you've been in the shower for two hours. I need the bathroom.

Libra:... Ah.

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[nebulaeic-waves]

Sag: Ten to one it was the scariest thing I’d ever seen! Libra: *nudges him*

Libra: *points towards scorpio*

Sag: Ten to one, it was the second most scariest thing I’d ever seen!

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Monty: Ya know, at least my family is straightforward. You guys all have weird issues.

Moon: What?

Monty, pointing to Sun: Anxiety.

Monty, pointing to Lunar: PTSD.

Monty, pointing to Blood Moon: Neglect.

Monty, pointing to KC: Twink.

Monty, pointing to Jigsaw Eclipse: Sociopath.

Monty, pointing to Eclipse: Disowned.

Monty, pointing to Solar: Unspecified Trauma.

Monty, pointing to New Blood Moon: Manipulated.

Monty, poking Moon in the forehead: Self-Worth.

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[incorrecthoroscopes]

Aquarius: my garbage self-esteem + fake god complex both work so hard that idk if I love or hate myself anymore

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[incorrectzodiacquotes]

[Sagittarius on the phone with Gemini] Gemini: Turn around. Gemini: No, the other way. Gemini: Again, the other way. Gemini: No, not there, one more time! Sagittarius: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU??? Gemini: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

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[throatgina-sausage]

Aries: despite contrary belief, I don't condone violence. I'm actually a very c-

Gemini: COME HELP!!! CANCER IS GETTING BEAT UP!!

Aries: sigh *loads gųn*

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[zodiac-soul]

Libra: Why even drive 15 mins for food when i can sit here and have it brought to me for only $65 more?

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[zodiaconcrack]

Things My Friends Have Said As Zodiac Signs (Part 4)

Aries: I don't know my cultures, that’s my bad.

Taurus: It was before the gay, and before the art school.

Gemini: Hope is a silent killer. You know, like radiation.

Cancer: Sometimes the law is trash.

Leo: Hey you know how people make cardboard forts with like scissors and tape and stuff?...Do you think that’s how they made the Alamo?

Virgo: You’re either writ or wrot in this world.

Libra: I always go off the path. Then I find a new path and then I'm in the water.

Scorpio: Her look is like Holy Water poured on my skin.

Sagittarius: I’m feeling pretty manic and it’s gonna become depressive real soon.

Capricorn: Scorpio are you okay? You look very calm.

Aquarius: I ate too many gummy vitamins as a child and that's why I'm so messed up.

Pisces: I’m going to come over there and punch you with friendship.

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[overheardinthenightsky]

Taurus, breaking down the door: SIX MONTHS!

Virgo: What is she talking about?

Capricorn: I'm sure it's nothing-

Taurus: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT AND SAID NOTHING!

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