Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?
Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.
Sam: …how many did you find so far?
Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.
Sam: 😨
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Bucky : “I feel like we're starting to lose the ''b'' in our «bromance», bro.”
*Sam, pausing from kissing Bucky's neck* : “Hmph?”
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sam: *reaches for the fries on bucky’s plate*
bucky: *slams grocery store divider between his plate and sam’s hand*
sam:
sam: you said you didn’t take that from the store
bucky: and you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are
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A Love Language
Sam: Fuck you, Bucky
Bucky: I'd kill for you, Sam
Steve: Can't you both say I love you like normal people?
Steve: Please?
Tony: I'd sacrifice myself for you, Steve
Steve:
Steve: I'd die for you, Tony
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Bucky: I'm turning in for the night. Good night, Sam.
Sam: Good night, Bucky. Love you
Bucky: Love you
Bucky: *lies in bed*
Bucky:
Bucky:
Bucky: WAIT-
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Sam: You look good for an old-ass man.
Bucky: I’m technically in my thirties!
Sam: Late thirties...
Bucky: You're older than me!
Y/N: Okay, ice boy.
Bucky: You stay out of this!
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Sam: There. How do I look?
Bucky: Like a cheap French harlot.
Sam: French?!
Bucky: That's what you're upset about?
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Sam: You know how some people read the warning signs and turn the other way around? Yeah, Bucky would read the sign, laugh at it and then walk right smack into it.
Rhodey: Funny. I'd say the same thing about Tony.
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bucky: *flips a coin*
sam: well?
bucky, disappointed once again: what was your plan again?
zemo, from the couch: called it!
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Sam: Bucky doesn't even have two brain cells. It's the two worms in his brain fighting and he's mistaking the friction of the tussle for a thought being formed.
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Incorrect quotes #67
Sam: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Bucky : You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Y/n: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Bucky : Good thinking.
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Sam: Neighbors. Can you trust them? Who knows?
Bucky: You sure can watch them die.
Sam, laughing : Jesus Christ
Bucky: anyways, go ahead.
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Sam : “Don't flirt with my sister.”
Bucky : “Okay.”
*5 minutes later*
*flirts with sam*
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bucky: i’m gonna kick your ass
sam: i’d like to see you try
bucky: okay. saturday. noon. the usual place
sam: you’re on. loser pays for dinner and the movie
sharon: can’t you two just ask each other out normally?
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Bucky: I would kill for you
Sam: Sure, you mind getting the laundry instead?
Bucky: No
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"It's rotten work." "Not to me, not if it's you" But with some of my favorite characters
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Cas: It's rotten work
Dean: Not to me bitch. Not if it's you asshole! Stop whining and let me help you .
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Bucky: It's rotten work
Sam: nuh uh
Bucky: The fuck you mean "nuh uh"?
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Remus: It's rotten work
Sirius: Challenge accepted
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