Eddie: *holding a family photo* Steve, you don't look like either of your parents.
Steve: Yeah, I'm adopted. My biological mother ran away before I was born.
Eddie: How in the fuck -
Steve: Yeah, my mom never explained, and I was too afraid to ask.
Eddie: Robin!
Robin: Don't ask me. The more that I learn about Steve’s family, the more questions that I have.
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Eddie, bringing Robin to Steve: Steve! Your gay.
Steve: Just because I think about kissing men doesn't mean I'm gay, Eddie.
Robin:
Steve:
Robin: Steve.
Steve: Oh, OH! I get it.
Eddie: You think about what now?
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Mike: You're pretty.
Will: Yeah, pretty depressed.
Mike: ...
Will: .. You were flirting, weren't you?
Mike: I was, but now I'm wondering if you're okay.
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nancy: alright, i’ll see you later
robin: hey, be safe
nancy: i will :)
robin: :)
[vickie and chrissy, behind robin, smirking as robin turns to them]
vickie: be safe 🥺😏
chrissy: 🥺 i’ll be so safe 🥺😚
robin: can you guys STOP
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Steve: I love murder mysteries
Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one
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[Steddie textpost]
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They have been dating for a year, Steve almost dumps him for it
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Wayne Munson is Mother, pass it on.
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Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science
Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?
Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?
Robin: oh shit
Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*
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Dustin: I'm hungry.
Nancy: Hi, hungry, I'm Nancy.
Dustin: . . .
Nancy: What? If Steve’s the mom, then I'm the dad, right?
Dustin: Oh, is that a dad thing? I wouldn't know, I don't have a dad.
Nancy: I'm your dad now. Ask me anything.
Dustin: When will I know when I'm really ready to have sex?
Nancy: Ask your mother.
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Dustin: ARE YOU-
Eddie: Fucking.
Dustin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Eddie: Fucking.
Dustin: IDIOT!
Robin: …What was that?
Eddie: Steve banned Dustin from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
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Steve: Myself and Robin are best friends.
Robin: Platonic soulmates, if you will.
Steve: We share everything.
Robin: Food-
Steve: Clothes-
Robin: Music taste-
Steve: taste in women-
Robin: gender-
Steve: a single brain cell-
Robin: the only thing we don’t share is an interest in men.
Steve: *holding Eddie’s hand* damn my bisexuality for ruining something so perfect.
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Steve: “Eddie you’re a snack.”
Robin: “You can’t say that! It’s disrespectful, he got eaten by bats!!”
Steve: “Fuck shit I didn’t mean it like that! I just think the bats had the right idea, he’s edible.”
Eddie: Twiddling his hair and giggling like a school girl “I’m an Eddie-meal. Get it? Like ready meal?”
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