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mammonswhore · 8 months

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Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...

Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not

Belphie: I am not going to hurt you

MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again

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equestriagirl16 · 1 year

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MC: *chillin in Purgatory Hall after dealing with some of the brothers’ bs*

MC: *sigh* Guys are so dumb, promise me you’ll never be one when you grow up Luke.

Luke: *just tryin to decorate some cupcakes* I’ll..try?

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7deadlymorons · 8 months

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mammon,on the phone: hey MC can I borrow 2 million grimms?

MC: wth do you need 2 million grimms for?

mammon: escape room.

MC: what kind of escape room costs 2 million grimms?

mammon: jail.

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lucidreamer-uwu · 2 years

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Being their seatmate: Brothers Edition

Link to Dateables Edition

Lucifer

Would be strict with you, saying that you should take class seriously every time you so much as look away from the professor.

Would take secret glances at you every once in a while. You were his motivation during the long days of school after all. And every time that you catch him staring, he brushes it off as "checking if you were still paying attention".

Secretly happy whenever the class is assigned to work in pairs with their seatmates.

Would stare at your other seatmate until they were uncomfortable whenever you start to talk to them instead of him in between classes. He was already sharing you with his brothers and even then you didn't spend as much time with him than the others because of the amount of responsibilities he has to take care of.

When you get bored and attempt to pass him notes, he takes it but immediately shoves it into his pocket without so much as a second glance your way. He thinks that you're cruel for making him hold back on reading what was on that single, flimsy piece of paper that you so inappropriately passed during class. If you were anyone else he'd burn that note right there and then. But it's you we're talking about. He can only resist you for so long. Only his pride held him back from breaking.

In the rare moments that you try to cheat in exams, looking oh so innocently at his paper, he will pretend not to notice.

Mammon

ALWAYS passes you notes.

More often than not is the one who gets caught and sent to detention. Sometimes you both get detention. In those occasions, you spend the time devising plans on how to weasel your way out of Lucifer's punishment afterwards.

You two are basically partners in crime trying to beat the boredom that your classes brought you everyday.

You two would also both try to get the other in trouble by being noticed by the professor as a game.

You'd both play tic tac toe, sos, hang man, any paper games you could think of from the human world and from the Devildom.

When you introduce him to truth or dare, he goes dare all the way just to avoid the chance of having to admit his feelings for you that way. If you were going to find out then he didn't want it to be this way! (spare him the embarrassment of already knowing, the poor bb might overheat)

Despite all the mischief you two make, he always at least tries not to distract you too much.

WILL shamelessly glance at your test paper for test answers. At times that you too don't know the answers, you share the single brain cell you both combined have into passing the exam.

Leviathan

He's one of those seatmates who takes your notebooks or any stationary you have and use it as if it was his own.

He likes to doodle anime characters on his notebooks. When he runs out of space, he takes yours. He also likes asking you what you thought about them. Your opinion means a lot to him after all. Even if he doesn't always admit it.

Tries to listen and focus in class but fails often and starts to daydream about anime and his games. Sometimes you catch his gaze landing on you too.

Passes you notes like Mammon but not as frequent.

A lot of times ends up playing games on his devices behind the subject's book and asks you to cover for him. He's been to detention once before when he asked Mammon to keep watch and he didn't want to receive Lucifer's punishment for it again. Unlike Mammon, he knew that he could trust you.

He rambles on and on about how your setting could be an anime scene because of the cliche deskmates to friends to lovers trope he always watches when you two first sat together.

WILL talk your ear off about manga, anime, cosplays, events, conventions, and the sort every chance he gets. And will definitely turn to you every single time to make anime references, which leaves you both giggling in the end.

Satan

Forgot your pencil? He's got you. Ballpoint pen? He brought extra just in case. Pad papers? An extra notebook? You can count on him. He also brings extra project supplies just in case you forget you needed some. He is a mega life saver. BUT he gives you a sermon about being more responsible every time. Not as much as Lucifer does though. And you're thankful for that.

He's had episodes of throwing a fit whenever the people that sat around him made him lose focus so students often avoided sitting near him. You knew this yet you choose to sit by his side every time. It makes him happy in the very least. And that's mostly why he liked to make sure to bring extra things for you. He didn't like the thought of you asking for anyone else's help either. He was afraid to lose you, but he never showed it.

MASTER AT TAKING DOWN NOTES. You know those times when you just can't keep up with scribbling your class notes while listening to instructions and trying to understand the lessons all the while making sure that you were still properly learning? While you're in that state, this perfect Mr. Smart feline addict is breezing through like it was nothing. He handles it like a pro. If anything, he was rather bored still, considering that he's already learned all the lessons beforehand.

Passes you notes in the event that it is related to the anti-lucifer league.

Has missed a class or two on account of cats involved.

Asmodeus

91% of the time is staring at himself in his compact mirror or phone camera trying to fix his make up, adoring himself, or taking pictures.

Asks you to take notes for him and make it look pretty so he could post it on devilgram.

Will also ask you to take selfies with him. He has to convince you that taking a few photos together won't be too bad that it'll get you both in detention. And if it was, then he'd just charm the professor into letting them off with a warning.

He rarely pays attention in class and often drifts into his own world. He also likes to pass you notes that contained LOTS of hearts and a single kiss mark with each one.

Makes plans for after class with you before the class even starts.

When he gets caught passing you notes, he resorts to texting you, making your phone vibrate in the pocket of your uniform.

Talks A LOT about make up and beauty products. Will also rant about how hard it is to be so perfectly stunning.

His phone is always blowing up with notifications from devilgram and his chats among other applications. It wasn't loud enough that the professor could hear it, but it was loud enough to distract you. And you've asked him to switch it to silent mode but he's always had some excuse to keep it on.

Plays with your hands under his table, tracing the creases in them and circling around your palm. He does not care if it was your dominant hand he was playing with when you were trying to take notes. He WANTS to play with your hand and you can't do anything to stop him.

Beelzebub

Constant crinkling of snack pack wrappers, chewing noises, stomach growling, and "MC you should try this one too, it's really good"s every half minute of the class.

You almost never get to focus when you sit next to the poor starved sixth born, but you can't blame him.

Crumbs WILL end up in your backpack, in between your notebooks, everywhere. It's not that he wasn't being considerate, he really does try to give you your space, but the poor bb can't help himself 😔

He's extremely happy that you sit with him despite his messy nature. So to show you his gratitude he always gets you your favorite drink or snack. He makes sure to bring lots just in case he can't hold himself while you were yet to arrive though. Sometimes you'll receive it and sometimes you'll receive an apology, followed by plans to make it up to you after class with a trip to hell's kitchen.

Absolutely LOVES it when you accept any snacks from him and vice versa. And when you agree to eat with him even during class, he couldn't be happier. But he didn't want it to get to the point where you both would get in trouble. That's the last thing he'd want.

Belphegor

He usually uses his backpack as a pillow, but since you're right next to him...

Uses your arm as a pillow. He makes sure that he steals your dominant hand's arm so that you wouldn't get the chance to pay attention in class. He wants all that attention for himself despite being asleep.

He has been pampered all of his life by his brothers and he's sick of it. But when it came to you, he wanted to be the center of attention 24/7 365.

He is mega needy for attention so he doesn't let you split it for even the class. His brothers have already told him off because of this behavior but being the little rebel he is, ignores their every sermon.

Will encourage you to take naps with him too. Especially when he notices that you haven't had a good night's sleep prior to class time. He says that he'll cover for you too. He knows how horrible it feels to not be able to get enough quality sleep, so he's willing to sacrifice some of his non-Lucifer classes for napping just so you could. (Awww the bb loves you♡)

He tutors you how to listen and understand the lessons while you're asleep so you could finally get more nap time together.

Has drooled on you before.

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daisiesandshakes · 1 year

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MC: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Belphegor: *crouches down*

Beelzebub: *kneels down*

MC:

MC: I hate you both.

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sindulgence666 · 1 year

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Tales of a mexican MC

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I… kinda just want not to think about all the inconformity everywhere with the Nightbringer and original OM! Changes. So I'll just pretend nothing's happening (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

Warnings: none

Characters: Diavolo and Barbatos

Category: Imagine (thank you whoretaglia!)

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Barbatos: There was once an occasion where the young master's father was involved in a duel with an adult human…

Diavolo: oh, yes! My father told me the human was armed only with a machete

Diavolo:

Diavolo: somehow, the human won

MC: that sounds oddly familiar…

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incorrecttom · 2 years

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satan: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

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sapphosaurusx · 1 year

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out of context obey me but it's stupid shit my friends and I have said part 1

Lucifer: I forget not everyone has to deal with their astronomical amount of fuckery.

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mammonswhore · 10 months

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MC: *wiggling a test in front of Lucifer's face* fuck you!

Lucifer: I see you passed

MC: Damn right I did! And you said I couldn't do it!

Lucifer: *smirking* I know, congrats...

MC: *confused sheep noises*

-later-

MC about to go to sleep: ... OH THAT MOTHERFU-

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butlike-obeyme · 2 years

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MC : i’m cold

Lucifer : *already taking off jacket* here have my jacket

Mammon : i’m cold

Satan : yeah, me too, mammon. that’s why I brought a jacket. you should think of these kinds of things.

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7deadlymorons · 8 months

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asmodeus: omg this guy was wearing the ugliest outfit ever this morning

satan: WHO WAS IT

asmodeus: I AIN'T SAYIN'

satan: TELL ME

beelzebub: mephistopheles

asmodeus: WHY ARE YOU HERE

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lucidreamer-uwu · 2 years

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Lucifer: MAAAMMMOOOONNNNN!

Mammon: It was an accident! I didn't mean to sell it, I swear!

Lucifer: Sorry, autocorrect.

Mammon: ...

Lucifer: What did you sell this time?

Mammon: Nothin'!

Lucifer: MAAAMMMOOOONNNNN!

Mammon: That dang autocorrect, am I right? (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠;)

Lucifer: 🔪🪢🪢

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daisiesandshakes · 1 year

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MC: Umm… it looks like Mammon, Levi and Satan are about to kill each other in the garden. Do you think you should do something?

Lucifer, sighing: Yes.

Lucifer: *gets up and closes the blinds*

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