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headcanonthings · 17 hours

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Clint: Physically I'm here, but spiritually I'm lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds. Kate: Mood. Yelena: What's a Waffle House?

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 3 months

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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months

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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Bucky: *runs to Y/n with open arms*

Teen reader: *moves out of the way*

Bucky: Hey, what was that for?

Teen reader: I thought you were going to hit me, what were you doing?

Bucky: I was going to hug you

Teen reader now confused: Why would you hug me?

Bucky: WHY WOULD I HIT YOU????

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loislame84 · 9 months

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Natasha, holding out the phone: Yelena, it’s your girlfriend.

Yelena, grabbing the phone: Kate Bishop is not my girlfriend. How many times do I have to tell you this?

Yelena, answers the phone: how is my little hawk doing today?

Natasha: at least once more.

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totallyaccurateavengersquotes · 6 months

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TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

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wingitbold · 2 months

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A Random Rainy Night:

Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*

Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*

*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*

Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.

Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy

Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet

Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted

Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?

Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!

Tony: Flabbergasted Stark

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incorrect-assvengers · 6 months

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Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane

Harley: He'd be right

Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Kiddies GC Only

9:29pm

Peter: unpopular opinion time! i think sleeping with socks is fine.

Kate: cheese and bread is the best midnight snack!

Yelena: men don’t deserve rights. they deserve to hang from their dicks.

Peter: um i--

Y/N: puppies over babies! and i like those hairless cats!

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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 1 year

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Tony: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Peter: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Y/n: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Peter: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Natasha: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Peter: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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headcanonthings · 4 days

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Natasha: People keep calling Clint the epitome of a golden retriever. Natasha: He is not. Natasha: He is a raccoon that has been too socialized by people and now cannot be released back into the wild.

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underoooos · 2 years

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Tony : Kid did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts? Peter: *mouth full of donuts* Um. No? Tony : Then what's all that on your pants Peter: Peter: That's cocaine

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

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marvelflame2010 · 2 months

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Y/n: Dad, can you please peer pressure me into doing my homework?

Bucky: *not looking up from his book* Do your homework or you're straight

Y/n: I requested to be pressured into doing it, not THREATENED

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incorrectbuckynatquotes · 4 months

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Bucky : You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Natasha: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Bucky : Absolutely not.

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loislame84 · 10 months

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Kate: oh no

Peter: what is it?

Kate: Yelena asked me how we were doing. So I sent her an audio message…

Peter: okay… I need more.

Kate: I accidentally combined “all good” and “no worries” and it came out “all worries” but I had sent the file before I realized.

*7 minutes later*

Yelena, busting through the door holding out her gun and a knife: where are the worries? What happened?

Kate: about that… it’s a funny story actually. Pizza? *she holds up a slice*

Peter, holds out a bottle of hot sauce: very funny story, Ms. Belova.

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