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according-to-shlorp · 5 months
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Terry: This date sucks. Soo bored. Korvo: This isn't a date, I was shopping for new window replacements. Terry: Then why did you invite me? Korvo: I didn't. I said "Terry I'm going to the store, don't follow me!" and you said "Don't tell me what to do!" and followed me here!
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stabwxrthy · 2 years
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I just had to indulge a little bit and make a Solar opposites edit (of them as humans I guess)
Still working on their designs head in hands
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as-shlorp-foretold · 1 year
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Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Terry
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Webby: It's been getting super gross in here ever since they invented religion.
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danganronpafakes · 6 months
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Kokichi: It's been getting super gross in here ever since they invented religion.
Source: Solar Opposites ("Retrace-Your-Step-Alizer")
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tf2incorrectquotes · 1 month
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1850s Engineer: I’m just out of ideas.
1850s Demoman: You know what I do when I’m out of ideas? Cocaine! And then I get like a million ideas at once.
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stephreynaart · 2 years
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I love these two
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lunashy21 · 8 months
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Hunter- Saying this goes against ever fiber of my brotherness, but you know what we have to do.
Lux- Knife fight!
Hunter- No, we can't hate each other like siblings. We have to hate each other academically. We have to be each others teachers.
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Luz- hey, don't open the bathroom door because I locked Eda in there till the strong apple blood is out of her system.
Eda- Let me out right now! I-I-I've got a hostage in here!
Eda- (High pitch) help me, Let me out!
Eda- (Normal voice) don't worry it's a joke. I'm doing both voices. Play along.
Eda- (British accent) Ello, what are you two doing in here?
Eda- (Normal voice) shh, hey, be quiet.
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I'm loving Solar opposites.
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shlorppeck · 1 year
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Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Terry
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lab-trash · 2 years
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Chase: Oh, you guys are just in time for for movie night. We’re watching this awesome doc on—
Kaz: No, for once once we’re watching what I want to watch, either YouTube clips of Russian car accidents or Paddington 2.
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dwellordream · 10 months
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“…Francesco’s account reveals that he had some understanding of Islam, but what he says is also at times incorrect and insulting. Towards the end of this work, he includes a section called The Contrasts, where he sets out to explain what made Muslims different from European Christians. This really is only one person’s views, one that is shaped by his own religious faith and that he was an outsider living in the Middle East. Here is what he writes:
When they pray they turn to the South towards the Tomb of Mohammed while we turn to the East and the Jews to the West.
In reality, Muslims pray toward Mecca, while Jewish people would have prayed in the direction of Jerusalem.
The men do housework and carry water and weave, and the women do the trading.
The women carry burdens on their shoulders and the men on their heads.
The men eat seated, the women standing.
Fathers are bound to feed their daughters but not their sons; and more the bastard than the legitimate.
These four points, and others further on, reveal much about what Francesco really thinks is different and wrong with Arabic people – to him they are too feminine, and women are given roles and rights that should only be reserved for men.
The barbers when at work sit and the clients stand.
They drink all day except when they eat.
They continually wash their hands, and their hands are always dirty.
This seems to be a reference to the Islamic practice of washing one’s face, hands, arms, and feet before prayers.
The women wear only one dress, the men wear three or four.
We take off our headgear in sign of respect, they take off their shoes.
The women wear trousers, and the men go without them.
In Lent we eat during the day and they fast during the day and eat like beasts all night.
This refers to Ramadan, a month-long celebration for Muslims where they fast during the day and will have feasts after sunset.
We address a letter when it is written, they begin with the address.
We urinate standing, they squatting as females.
We like dogs, they cats.
Having pets was common in the medieval world, and while the reputation of dogs and cats vary in different parts of the world, in neither culture it was universally so.
We drink wine, they water.
We are guided by the sun, they by the moon.
This is probably a reference to how the European calendar was solar-based, but the Islamic one is lunar-based.
We eat from on high, they from the ground.
We sleep undressed, they, men and women, dressed.
We value horses, they mares.
We girdle ourselves over the clothes, they under.
They write from right to left, we the reverse.
They wear linen, we wear wool.
Francesco does not take into account the differences in climate between Europe and the Middle East.
They sell chickens by measure, and fruits and vegetables they sell by weight on the balance.
They carry to market birds in a sack and figs in a cage.
We despise imbeciles and they revere them as saints.
Perhaps Francesco is referring to Sufi practitioners, who follow a more mystical path of Islam. Moreover, he seems to be oblivious to how his own Franciscan order was derided by many of his fellow Christians.
Slaves with us are servants, with them lords.
Later on Francesco has to make a detailed explanation of who the Mamluks were, and offers a less-than-accurate history of their rise to power in Egypt and Syria. Many enemies of the Mamluks often disparaged their origins as slaves.
Men give dowry to the wives, and we do the opposite.
Francesco also offers more details on this, finding this way more “just, reasonable and proper’ then the Italian practice where the parents of the bride had to offer a dowry to obtain a marriage. He explains why: “First, it would be a means whereby many poor girls could marry, who through poverty cannot marry, and so remain single in danger of sin and cause sin to others.”
We repudiate the wife, they the husband.
His sister also wanted to know about how wives can repudiate their husbands, by which he means they divorce their husbands, and Francesco responds by explaining this can happen in cases of abuse, neglect or abandonment. Divorce was actually fairly common in medieval Egypt, and both men and women could initiate it.
Men go barefooted, the women wear light shoes.
The men are beautiful; the women are most ugly and small.
The men wear clothes cut low, the women cut close to the neck.
The men wear a veil on the head, the women a cap.
The men never spit, the women do.
The men like cats, the women dogs.
Francesco sums it up by concluding “if they could they would walk backwards just to be different from us.”
Francesco’s list is very surprising – one would expect that this Franciscan friar would write about religious differences – instead, it is often just about daily life and trivial topics. However, there is often an underlying view that traditional gender roles were not being followed by medieval Muslims. More than a dozen of his contrasts involve women doing or wearing something that goes against what he thinks should be the proper way as found in Francesco’s homeland.
Not everything that Francesco finds to be different is to him a bad thing, and his view of Muslims isn’t always negative (at times he is far more critical of other Christian sects that lived in the region). But it is telling that he views the differences as somehow being in opposition to his own culture, as if it was somehow planned to be that way. One wonders how perplexed Francesco would have been if his travels took him to more distant lands and cultures.
This list is perhaps even more revealing in how much it shows the differences between medieval people and us. Francesco Suriano would see our modern-day lifestyles and habits as being very much ‘the other’, critiquing the way we dressed, ate, and slept. Who knows how upset he might become to learn that some people had pet fish!”
- Peter Konieczny, “The Differences between Christians and Muslims in the Middle Ages”
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according-to-shlorp · 10 months
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I hate earth! It's a horible home! People are stupid! Wh- What is this 'Hokey Pokey' they do? They say you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, but what is the 'Hokey Pokey' what- What is it really all about? It's not specified! BE MORE SPECIFIC!
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stabwxrthy · 2 years
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medinatruelsen56 · 9 months
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torrette-superieur · 1 year
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irvinenewshq · 2 years
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Japans Epsilon-6 Rocket Pressured to Self-Destruct With 8 Satellites On Board
The doomed Epsilon-6 rocket launching from the the Uchinoura House Middle in Japan. Picture: Kyodo (AP) The Japan Aerospace Exploration Company, or JAXA, destroyed its Epsilon-6 rocket mid-flight on Tuesday, ensuing within the lack of eight business satellites that had been included within the rideshare mission, native media reported. JAXA despatched out the self-destruct command to the solid-fuel rocket after area company officers famous that the rocket was deviating from its correct trajectory and wouldn’t full its mission. It’s the primary time the small launch automobile hasn’t reached orbit. The Epsilon-6 rocket took off from the Mu Pad on the Uchinoura House Middle in southwestern Japan on Tuesday at 8:50 p.m. ET. About 10 minutes after the launch, JAXA decided that the rocket wasn’t flying safely and {that a} self-destruct command wanted to be issued. “We ordered the rocket’s destruction as a result of if we can’t ship it into the orbit that we deliberate, we don’t know the place it should go,” JAXA’s Yasuhiro Funo, who led the undertaking, informed reporters after the mission was aborted, in response to Al-Jazeera. The rocket, had it been allowed to proceed, might have landed on a populated space. As an alternative, the terminate sequence pressured the 85-foot-long (26-meters rocket to land someplace within the sea. JAXA is presently attempting to find out what went incorrect to trigger the rocket to fail in reaching its goal trajectory. The area company’s earlier 5 Epsilon rocket launches had all been profitable following the launch automobile’s debut in 2013. Tuesday’s launch marked the primary time Epsilon had business payloads on board, together with two satellites, developed by a enterprise firm in Fukuoka, that had been designed to watch Earth’s floor utilizing radar. Epsilon’s payload additionally included the RAISE-3 satellite tv for pc, which was meant to function in a Solar-synchronous orbit. This 13-month-long demonstration mission was going to check a system that makes use of water as gas and a satellite tv for pc de-orbiting drag sail, in response to On a regular basis Astronaut, however these plans have been derailed. The final time Japan suffered a rocket launch failure was in 2003 when the H2-A rocket was destroyed by mission controllers mid-flight. The rocket was carrying two spy satellites designed to listen in on North Korea, with one having optical sensors and the opposite utilizing radar monitoring. Japan has been making main strides in its spacefaring agenda, with its Hayabusa2 spacecraft lately making historical past after accumulating samples from asteroid Ryugu and bringing them again to Earth. JAXA can also be planning on sending a spacecraft to Mars in 2024, aiming to return the primary samples from Mars’ moon Phobos. Extra: Japanese Probe Returned Extra Asteroid Than Anticipated—Together with Pebbles and Fuel Originally published at Irvine News HQ
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