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incorrectmarvelquote · 2 days

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May: What are you doing over the summer?

Peter: I’m helping to build a house for the poor

May: We’re poor, start here

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floilee · 2 days

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Yelena: Don't walk around with your air a little insecure and confident as if it didn't cause things in me.

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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 months

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Bucky, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Steve I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!

Steve, Oblivious and Dumb: ...When did you meet someone else named Steve?

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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months

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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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steveandbuckysdaughter · 1 month

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Bucky: *shoots and kills people*

Bucky: *is responsible for some of the most important assassinations in 20th century’s history*

Steve: awww you go babe, you put the “cute” in execute :3

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 7 months

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Yelena Bolova: (walking in with a knife) Is stabbing someone immoral?

Bucky Barnes: (not looking up) Not if they consent to it.

Loki Laufeyson: (thrilled to have found his people) Depends on who your stabbing.

Steve Rogers: (visibly concerned) YES??!!?

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incorrect-assvengers · 6 months

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Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane

Harley: He'd be right

Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 11 days

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Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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kelconfetti · 7 months

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tony would say this to peter and peter would actually stop talking.

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traveller-of-the-knight · 8 days

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 months

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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’

Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process

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floilee · 6 months

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Morgan: The circle said you can't leave.

Kate: Dolls don't talk, Morgan.

Yelena: Hey, don't say that. When I was her age, I also talked to my dolls.

Kate: I think that's the biggest crazy.

Morgan: The circle doesn't like you.

Kate picking up the doll: Oh, no? So listen here stupid form, I don't like you too.

Yelena smiling: Who's talking to dolls right now?

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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 months

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Bucky: I liked you first!

Steve: Well, I said “I love you” first!

Bucky: [gets down on one knee] I proposed first.

Steve: Well, I- Wait, what?

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

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ragingemini · 4 months

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Fury: That's the briefing. It is all we know about the Winter Soldier. Any questions, notes, comments?

Steve:

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