#Incorrect Angels of death quotes

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

now that her girlfriend has wings again, imagining Charlie makes very good use of them, and in ways so sappy everyone else at the hotel wishes they'd just be doing normal weird stuff instead

Charlie: "Vaggie, you know what?"

Vaggie: "What sweetie?"

Charlie: "Sometimes I look out at hell and I just think WOW, I sure WISH I could see something soft and fluffy instead!"

Vaggie: "Really."

Charlie: "Yeah!! Something light... and downy... maaaaybe with the consistency of a feather pillow mixed with the universe's best hug... posssssibly scented like that one deodorant I mentioned liking once and you've mysteriously been wearing ever since..."

Vaggie: (rolls eyes) (smiles)

Vaggie: (summons her wings and drapes one comically over Charlie's entire head) "Like this, babe?"

Charlie: (muffled) (ecstatic) "I LOVE YOU SO MUFF!"

Angel Dust: "Sickening. If you gays keep this up, I'm gonna puke."

Vaggie: "What happened to your non-existent gag reflex?"

Angel Dust: "Your relationship's a bit too long-term even for it, toots. You need to put a ring on it, so's you two can start hatin' each other like a normal fuckin' couple."

Vaggie: (panicking) (dying) "VAYA! Shh- shhh!!!!

Angel Dust: "Oh fuck-"

Charlie: (still muffled) "Did he just say put a WING on it??

Vaggie: "Uh..."

Angel Dust: "Sure did, Charlie horse."

Charlie: (still under vaggie's wing) "She's already doing that though?"

Vaggie: (glaring) (spear out) "... you, are the luckiest damn man in hell."

Angel Dust: "Don't I know it, with a body like this~"

Charlie: (staying snuggled) (yet concerned) "Angel Dust, do we need to get you some glasses???"

Angel Dust: "Naw, but I might need help writin' a will after this."

Vaggie: (sloooooowly... puts away the spear)

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #charlie morningstar #angel dust #chaggie #incorrect quotes #silly headcanons #angels needs to stop flirting (with death) #charlie is NEVER coming out from under those wings (if she can help it) #vaggie has already #probably #spent time rehearsing her proposal in front of a mirror #with each of the ten different rings she picked out #and ended up not liking #someone #help her

[mifithemuffin]

#soft hours #satsuriku no tenshi #angels of death #isaac foster #rachel gardner #incorrect quotes

[alien-slushie]

Lucifer: Quick! Ask me a question i normally wouldn't answer!

Angel: Does Lilith ever peg you?

Lucifer: Sometimes-

Charlie: Ew! Why that?!

Angel: Heh, knew it.

#source: helluva boss #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #im rewatching helluva and thought this was a funny idea #its angels goal in this death to mess with charlie as much as possible and i refuse to beleive otherwise

[incorrect-cp9-quotes]

*when CP9 brings Franky and Robin to Spandam, alive*

Lucci: Here bitch, happy?

#Source: angels of death #cp9 #incorrect cp9 quotes #cipher pol #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece #incorrect quotes #one piece incorrect quotes #rob lucci

[spiteful-sapphic]

the way i would curb stomp danny on sight

#angels of death #manga #anime #incorrect quotes #isaac foster #rachel gardner #edward mason #abraham gray #catherine ward #danny dickens #satsuriku no tenshi

[anime-as-textposts]

#anime funny #anime memes #funny #memes #anime #angels of death #zack #zack foster #isaac foster #incorrect quotes #satsuriku no tenshi

[bibannana]

Rex *looking at Fives, Echo and Hardcase*: You all have some serious explaining to do.

Fives *confusion*: What about Tup?

Rex *shaking his head*: Tup wouldn't do any of this without your three's influence.

Tup *who came up with the plan that crashed the speeder into the gunship*: Actually-

Rex *cuts him off*: Don't worry Tup. I know you're responsible.

This is because Tup is the baby.

He can do no wrong.

Fives pretty much gets the blame for all the ideas that go wrong.

To be fair most of the plans are Fives.

Or go wrong because of Fives.

#tup sweetie it was a good plan until the firey ball of death thay was the speeder #tup sweet angel can do no wrong #fives is shocked #how can tup get away with everything #to be fair fives this did seem like your kind of plan #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #clone trooper hardcase #clone trooper tup #captain rex #fives #echo #hardcase #tup #rex #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #501st #501st shenanigans #domino twins

[detective-strawberry]

naomi: youre a bug

BB: why?

naomi: small

naomi: crawls around

based on a text from my boyfriend last night

which im also sure is based off of a post he saw on instagram

#death note #dn #deathnote #beyond birthday #beyondbirthday #naomi misora #naomimisora #death note labb #los angeles bb murder cases #death note incorrect quotes #incorrect death note quotes #detective strawberry

[mad-minds-rp]

Rachel: fiddlesticks. This ruffles my feathers.

Zack a hairswidth away from snapping: PLEASE! Just. Say. F***!

#source: vine #incorrect aod quotes #angels of death #zack foster #rachel gardner

[cjs-51703]

Zack: You really think I give a fuck?

Zack: I can't even read!

#anime #incorrect quotes #angels of death #satsuriku no tenshi #zack foster #isaac foster #this is how he acts #the entire anime #and i'm here for it

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

vaggie the hotel manager uses her position and assumed no-nonsense-ness for evil and chaos bc she can

Vaggie: “So.”

Vaggie: “Who broke it?”

Hotel Crew: *stares in silence at the obliterated coffee machine*

Vaggie: “I’m not mad. I just wanna know.”

Charlie: “…..”

Charlie: “-I did, I broke-”

Vaggie: “-no. No, you didn’t sweetie.”

Charlie: (huffs)

Vaggie: “Angel Dust?”

Angel Dust: “Don’ look at me, toots! Look at Husk.”

Husk: “What? I didn’t fucking break it?”

Angel Dust: “Weird. How’d you even know it was broken?”

Husk: “Because it’s sitting right the fuck in front of us, and it’s broken.”

Angel Dust: (leans down) (smirks in his face) “Suspicious~”

Husk: (angry cat noise) “No the fuck it’s not???”

Sir Pentious: “If- if- if it matterssss- probably not, but… Niffty WASSSS the lassst one to ussse it.”

Niffty: (giggling) “LIAR I DON’T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!”

Sir Pentious: “Oh. Ah, um, well then- what WERE you doing by the coffee cart earlier?”

Niffty: “I use the hot water to boil insets alive in- everyone knows that, SNAKEY.” (holds up coffee cup of dead drowned bugs)

Sir Pentious: (recoils hissing in HORROR)

Charlie: “Okay- OKAY! Let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Vaggie.”

Vaggie: “Babe, no. Who broke it?”

Hotel Crew: *dead silence*

Husk: “….”

Husk: “…Vaggie. Alastor’s been awfully fucking quiet…”

Alastor: (irate dial tuning sound) “REALLY?”

Husk: “Yeah, really-”

Alasator: “OH HO HOW DARE-”

Hotel Crew: *bursts into squabbling*

Vaggie: (watching)

Vaggie: (shit liar) “I broke it. It burned Charlie’s hand earlier, so I punched it.”

Hotel Crew: *still arguing aren’t listening*

Vaggie: (smirks)

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #charlie morningstar #chaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #sir pentious #niffty hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #incorrect quotes #taken directly from: parks and rec #(EARLIER) #charlie *pours herself coffee and gets slightly burned*: “Aw shoot!” #vaggie: (locks death glare on the doomed coffee machine)

[mifithemuffin]

#angels of death #satsuriku no tenshi #rachel gardner #isaac foster #daniel dickens #catherine ward #meme #incorrect quotes

[arlmy07]

Random Anime Characters + Things My Friends Have Said

Aizawa: "I'm not built to 'have fun'."

Luffy: "I have long arms. Try me."

Saiki: "This is the dumbest conversation ever. I'm leaving."

Leon: "Haha sucks to suck."

Sugawara: "Stop taking everything so seriously. CaLm DoWn."

Sukuna: "Let's make a game where we like...kill people....But it's for fun..."

Miyamura: *narrating Hori's anger* "And behold there came from the heavens a torrent of blood and fire...in the form of a teenage girl."

Shinso: "My wifi died so I will too."

Zenitsu: *about Chuntaro* "You don’t know how much you’ve helped me. You don’t know much of anything, but that’s irrelevant. I love you little guy."

Oikawa: "Thank you, me, for being so wonderfully dramatic."

Isaac: "Before we get started, make sure you hit subscribe and smash that like button. 'Cause if you don't you could die. Like literally. Alright, who's ready to go collect souls?"

Ussop: *on being a pirate* "This is great and terrible at the same time..."

Hilda: "Oh don't worry, you won't get matched with anyone."

Bakugo: "That's only because we're not allowed to duke it out for the bigger serving..."

Eren: "Everyone is called to do something. Some...might be called...to take out the trash."

Sanji: "I have a picture in my wallet of just one person and it's a girl."

Sokka: "The point is that spaghetti raises the competition by like...100 percent."

Nendo: "Hey do you have your face?"

#incorrectquotes #haikyuu #bnha #the disastrous life of saiki k. #aot #angels of death #baby beel #one piece #horimiya #trapped in a dating sim #jujustu kaisen #atla #incorrect bnha quotes #avatar incorrect quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #incorrect one piece quotes #incorrect saiki quotes #incorrect aot #incorrect anime quotes

[incorrect-cp9-quotes]

Spandam: Now you're just being nasty

Franky: That's what your mom said when-

Spandam: JUST BE QUIET!

#Source: angels of death #cp9 #incorrect cp9 quotes #cipher pol #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece #incorrect quotes #one piece incorrect quotes #spandam #franky #cyborg franky #cutty flam

[jeanery]

Beyond/Ryuzaki : *breathes*

Naomi: Will you shut up?

#death note incorrect quotes #death note #death note another note #los angeles bb murder cases #beyond birthday #naomi misora

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Gillian: I've always been a little anxious, and then I died. Which did not calm me down.

#night world #night world series #incorrect night world quotes #incorrect quotes #Gillian Lennox #source: julie and the phantoms #death mention #dark angel