#In all seriousness- Super excited about this!

[sweeterlovers]

LABYRINTH / FERNANDO ALONSO

fernando alonso x female singer reader / SMAU FIC

FACE CLAIM / TAYLOR SWIFT

WARNINGS / badly google translated spanish

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ynupdates in a recent interview for the upcoming release of YN/LN’s feature on vogue, when asked if she has anything coming up YN responded saying, “funny enough i actually have been writing some music lately. so i’m thinking about releasing a song about a special someone” what do we think about this? new boyfriend? new love song? let us know!!

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user7 she served that photoshoot

user2 seriously she ate it up

user07 i’m excited to get the magazine!!

user32 i wonder what the song is about?

user44 well she did say it’s about a special someone soo.. maybe a boyfriend or a friend 🤷🏼‍♀️

user08 well the last time YN has gone public with a guy was in like 2016 with harry styles so it seems unlikely and likely at the same time

user26 her hair looks so good !!!!!

user43 what i’m personally surprised about is that she mentioned her love life. usually YN is very secretive about her personal life so maybe she is very serious about this guy

user082 that makes sense. hopefully the song will give us more details 😅

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yourusername super excited to announce that tonight (may 17th) at 12pm i’ll be releasing a brand new song titles “labyrinth” this song is about a very special someone in my heart 🤍 i hope you all enjoy it (and have fun guessing who it’s about)

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user26 AHHHHH!!!!!

user0052 i’m so excited 😆

user538 who else will be staying up 🔽⬇️?!????

user2 meeee

user06 ME TWO

user03 me threeeee !!!

user87 already taking my nap 😴

user1 she looks pretty

user8 the theme is very lilac yk

user78 AN THE GUESSING GAME STARTS NOW 👏👏👏

user6 can’t wait for the crazy predictions

user53 i’m guessing it’s about a new boyfriend

user51 right but whoo…

user5878 i doubt it’ll be another actor or singer soo maybe an athlete 🤷

user4 labyrinth out tonight!!!!!!!!!!

user70 can’t wait 😝

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POST RACE INTERVIEW WITH FERNANDO ALONSO

Interviewer: Fernando congratulations on P2!

Fernando: Thank you! It was a bit tough but we got through it. So ultimately I’m very happy with myself and the team!

Interviewer: Do you have any plans tonight to celebrate? Perhaps some dinner with the team or some partying? Hm?

Fernando: Well I was planning on listening to YN/LN’s new song but after that I may go out to dinner with a special someone.

Interviewer: Special someone? Girlfriend perhaps?

Fernando: Eh we’ll see.

Interviewer: Mysterious as always Fernando.

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fernandoalo_oficial celebrated my podium with the only other person i would want to be with. thank you for all the support from the fans and the team!

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user6 FERNANDO WHAT

user4 i’m not even surprised anymore 🤦‍♀️

user061 i wasn’t familiar with your game

user77 have you seen the man???????

user605 seriously, i’m a married man with kids but i’m gay for fernando alonso ✊

user15 real

user80 a blondeeeee i seee 👱‍♀️

user74 the cartier bag with the flowers 😍😍

user95 seriously tho!! go off mr alonso

user026 i would die for a man to get me that

user186 super cute

lance_stroll congratulations man! you did an amazing job 👏 tell her i said hi as well please!

fernandoalo_oficial thank you lance! she says hello as well 😅

user60 lance what do you know????????????????

user5 LANCE TELL US WHO SHE IS

lance_stroll sorry i’ve been sworn to secrecy 🤐

user520 if i was being sworn secrecy by fernando i would listen, that man scares me

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ynupdates YN has been seen in spain recently!! 🇪🇸 ❤️ any thoughts on why she is spain?

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user6 spain?????

user142 hmmm maybe just a vacation 🤷🏼‍♀️

user9 she looks good

user1 yeah i love her too!! the flowers are cute

user1347 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

user14 i have a theory but i will be called delusional…..

usee096 SAY IT RN! BE DELULU

user365 delulu is in fact the solution

user14 OK FIIINEE! the reason she is in spain is because she is visiting her boyfriend. you may ask why is she visiting her boyfriend in spain? the reason why is because she is dating SPANISH DRIVER FERNANDO ALONSO!!

user5 pls take your meds

user14 i’m right guys don’t even because why else has fernando revealed that he has a girlfriend?? hmmm and on top of that in a recent interview he said that he has been listening to YN!!!

user653 i see your point butttttttt it’s quite far off

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yourusername a year with you my love 🤍 thank you for supporting me throughout my career and my writing and most of all thank you for being my muse 🤍🤍 i love you fernando! your my champion :)

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user6 power couple fr

user674 this is so random lmaoo

user8 i mean yeah but they are pretty cute together!

user22 this makes a lot more sense on why she was in spain

fernandoalo_oficial mi amor y mi tesoro, te amo mucho, eres mi mujer [my love and my treasure, i love you so much . your my woman]

yourusername fernando no words can express my love for you. there is no one else i would rather be with ❤️

fernandoalo_oficial your the only one in my heart ♥️

user55 😭😭😭😭😭😭 so so so so cute

user1 “my love and my treasure” i’m so down bad for them

selenagomez you guys are adorable 🥰

yourusername thank you babe :)))

user51 can’t wait to see them together!

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TEAM RADIO / SWEETERLOVERS - thought this would be funny considering taylor’s new song!!!! taylonso will live forever ✊

#formula 1 #f1 smau #sweeterlovers #f1 fanfic #formula one #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #husband fernando alonso #fernando alonso x y/n #fernando alonso smau #fernando alonso x you #fernando alonso fic #fernando alonso au #fernando alonso #fernando alonso x reader #fernando alonso x wife #fernando alonso x oc #smau

[crazylittlejester]

I was wondering if your little fics were still open, if so I have a request

okay so I’m auditioning for an orchestra soon (scary) and I’m really nervous and I was thinking about Legend and his silly instruments sooo I was wondering if you could write something about Legend being able to play like any instrument? Like maybe the chain is in a dungeon that has to do with music and such and Legend is having so much fun pulling out the most random instruments and playing them and knowing what to do

Thank you for even reading this!!

I want a name like your other anons so I guess you can call me band nerd anon or something of the sort if you so please

WOAAAAAH GOOD LUCK!!!! That sounds super cool, I miss playing music, I hope you do well and have fun!!

Here you go, band anon!! (485 words):

“This is so stupid,” Warriors grumbled, still trying to wedge his sword between the doors and pry them open.

“You’re stupid!” Legend shot back, wishing the captain would just shut up and stop complaining for five seconds so he could think. This is what he got for exploring a dungeon with Warriors of all people, the man who, for all his problem solving ability, couldn’t see to help him find a way out of this damned room.

“I don’t see you doing anything to help,” the captain grunted when he lost his grip on his sword and went stumbling backwards. He was panting heavily when he braced his hands on his knees to take a moment to breathe.

“Oh because you’re being so helpful,” he rolled his eyes. He knew Warriors was just panicking because they were trapped in an inclosed space, but he really wished the man would just sit down for a minute so he could think.

“Just shut up,” Warriors glared at him, and in the brief moment of silence between when the man finally shut his mouth and before Legend spoke, he heard a faint melody. A faint melody that kept repeating the same few measures over and over again.

“Do you hear that?” He asked the captain, and Warriors stood up straight with a confused look.

“Hear what?”

Legend walked around the small room, trying to find a place where the music might be louder. Closer to the door, the faint melody was just loud enough for him to make out the notes.

“Can you seriously not hear this??” He stared at Warriors, who was looking at him with an odd expression.

“Are you… making fun of me right now…?”

“What??” Legend scoffed, rolling his eyes. “No, I’m trying to get out of here so I can get away from your ass.”

Warriors narrowed his eyes, but walked closer to Legend and tried to listen for the melody.

“I can’t hear it,” he sighed after a few moments stepping back with an irritated look.

“Be honest, do you think if I played it the door would open?” Legend asked, blinking at his brother.

Warriors just stared back. “I mean I just wasted fifteen minutes trying to pry it open with a sword, so you might as well give it a shot.”

Legend rustled through the pouches on his belt for his ocarina, testing a few notes before he figured out the first note in the melody. It took him a few tries before he got all the right notes, but once he did, the door sprung open immediately.

“HAHA!!” Warriors jumped up and down, punching the air in excitement before sprinting out. “Oh sweet Hylia, you fucking did it!!”

Legend couldn’t help the smug look from forming on his face as he stooped down to pick up the captain’s forgotten sword, left on the floor in Warriors’s panic to get out of the room.

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu legend #jes talks #jes ask #jes fic

[juneviews]

gmmtv 2024 part 2 trailers first impression & ranking :)

from most excited for to least excited:

us: I SCREAMED!!! of course gl ranks number one, let's bffr, but legit this looks so indie & good I love it! sing is gonna be so good at being the abandoned lover hahaha, and the girls have so much chemistry & are so cute!!! I ship it already <3

breakup service: I did NOT expect to get an off as MAIN in a straight romcom again after 4 fucking years, I'm beyond elated!!! the fact that he's paired with a very popular singer also makes me happy! the plot looks really fun & reminds me of catch me baby and midnight motel so I'm all in!!! my man deserves this sm <3

hide & sis: gawin in a role like this??? ATE DOWN!!! but honestly the whole cast is perfect, I can't believe we're gonna get pepper & lookjun playing an on-screen couple! I hope this one is more like ps: I hate you & nothing like the jungle but I'm super excited I love everyone here :)

the ex morning: bruh if you'd have told a kristsingto show would be 4th on this list I would've laughed in your face but... tell me why this plot seems so fucking cute?? I feel like we haven't gotten this type of second chance bl before, and idk if it's nostalgia or what but I'm actually really into it lol

thame po: yooooo this morning I could not picture estwilliam together, but actually I like them a lot already! as a lykn fan I'm happy to see them in a series, and the plot is quite original which is becoming more & more rare so I'm excited!

sweet tooth, good dentist: I still don't know how to fully feel about mark & ohm t, I feel like they look way too similar, but oh well. this looks very sweet (like its title) & y'all know I love dumb romcoms like these so I'll be watching!

leap day: this looks insane & the cast feels random af but it seems interesting! I hope it doesn't end up being one of those shows who thought throwing gun & his insane talent in a show would be enough to cover its bad writing *cough* home school *cough* midnight museum *cough* excited to see pond in an interesting role for once though lmao

the dark dice: this looks like the thai high school squid game to me, it seems interesting & I love that aungpao is in here, but I'll have to see how I feel once the show starts airing to see if I'll watch it or not.

scarlet heart thailand: this teaser told me nothing so I googled the original, ngl it's a slay for tu she looks so pretty, and I do love historical shows so I'll probably be watching! also very happy to see tay, force & phuwin here :)

friendshit forever: I legit thought I was gonna get a mookpat gl bruh lmaoooooo, but nope instead I get girls fighting over a dude ;_; like I get it new is hot af but bruh in 2024 we still have girls having cat fights... I'm good :/ the title is hilarious though :')

ossan's love thailand: this trailer actually made me happy bc contrarily to my initial thought I think earth is ADORABLE as haruta! and the actor they chose to play the ossan??? DAMNNN DADDY 😏 probably still won't be watching since I hate remakes but this looks better than I anticipated!

the heart killers: call me a hater but I did not feel this at all, I feel like it's a more boring mix of not me, only friends & midnight motel and I don't particularly care for either ships so I will not be watching... I'm sure this show will be fine without me though lol

perfect 10 liners: we are but even more boring, they even pulled up aouboom & marcpoon LMAOOO. again all love but I don't care for this at all, it's so basic I can't do this to myself anymore, I'm sorry it's called self-care at this point :')

revamp the undead story: again I don't care for bounprem & THE gmmtv vampire show is my golden blood for me babe, like sorry but jossgawin forever 🫶 (more seriously this doesn't look bad but I simply do not give any fuck to watch this show)

#axelle rants #gmmtv 2024 part 2 #us the series #break up service #hide and sis #the ex morning #thame po #sweet tooth good dentist #leap day #the dark dice #scarlet heart thailand #friendshit forever #ossan's love thailand #the heart killers #perfect 10 liners #revamp the undead story #it started really slow but we got some good ones in the process... especially hyped for my babies off & gawin ofc :)

[raisinushigher]

am i just so far gone with these two that i can barely correctly comprehend anything they do toward eachother as normal casual interaction anymore or was this actually topher being worried about abe

#bc like…….. in my mind #topher is SUPER like way overprotective of abe. both in the way that he doesn’t want him to get hurt #and he also doesnt like anyone else getting really close to him but he’s calmed down with that one a little #and to me this is one of those moments where topher would 1000% just drop everything #if he thinks abe is in actual danger #dont talk about it much bc i hate them yada yada but seriously i love just… thinking about the most mushiest take on them as possible #like topher is legit in love with abe ya know hes never felt the way he does with abe around in his life ya know #that’s just what they are to me. and that’s what this moment here makes me feel and i have not gotten over it at all #probably won’t until s4 comes out. this is my new favourite crumb #and another thing #i can not lie. i did. get unreasonably excited and happy when abe said he’d come with joan to where topher is #and then later when he said he’d stay behind with topher and the bleacher creatures #im not Even gona reach and pretend it means anything cuz it doesn’t i just love them being together at all #clone high #tophabe #clone high spoilers #mine

[empresskadia]

You know what's a crazy concept to me now that I think about

That people actually read my tags???

Like all my unhinged simping, thoughts, and absolute filth that goes through my brain go there and people read that....

Yes, I'm delusional as hell, and yes, my coworker tells me I need professional help 😌

#he seriously know all about the john simp #that amount of time ive heard him sigh and shake his head in disappointment #just keeps me going #kadia chatter #im always open to discussing my tags fyi #i have no shame #also talking about odst john #him and Raya and that being his tall spartan girlfriend??? consuming my thoughts #she would still be a spartan iv but meet him early on i think #anyways #im heading to see my sister in seattle tomorrow #super excited #imma eat all the food cause idaho has no bakeries and it makes me sad #we have like one tbh but still #and our ramen isnt the best #i have full conversations with jp and now jello in these tags like damn

[j0nika]

sksjdj this made me laugh!

i didnt know what to put on the mug, i didnt know what might symbolize madoka, so i just drew a little mini kyubey💀

but lets just say its merch, in a timeline where madoka is actually a huge fan of madoka magica. and the mc is...homura!!!!

i think i just made a super cool au

(thanks for more of the super kind words! im glad you like the way i draw! i'm trying my best to stick with the style of madoka magica while still incorporating my own style in there, hope its working)

#aghhh im so grateful #you are super nice #thanks for the motivation for me to draw more mm!!!! #ive been struggling with finding fandoms that i fit into recently #and im finding so many different things that im interested in that its too much for my brain #so i keep feeling overwhelmed that i have to draw EVERYTHING because i want to!! #i just dont have the time energy or motivation #all the while trying to stick to my roots with danganronpa #im slowly forgetting danganronpa and how much i have a passion for it and its stressing me out #as much as i want to grow as a person i genuinely want to keep up with danganronpa and learn more about it! #im just in a stage where im discovering a lot of different things such as madoka magica and its a lot #because i feel the need to create create create everything i see #every scenario i really want to draw! #but theres too much!!! #i didnt even have the motivation to draw danganronpa (my one and only fandom) for a long long time #but now that im starting off strong with mm #i think ill really be able to get some creativity out there #it makes me happy that my art is enjoyable by you and others so #seriously thank you so much for your words and excitement about the things i make bc i need that sometimes! #even if it seems small like im overreacting #it is just really nice to hear a total stranger say that they like the things i make #i know its not just to make me feel better and that its genuine #ive never really had social media or posted the things im passionate about ever #this is honestly super new to me #so yeah #a little means a lot #sorry for ranting i just wanted to say that haha ty for reading

[mr-laveau]

Anyways, now that Huxley's done, Hi I'm Mr. Laveau and I'm going to be FUCKIN' MARRYING DAVID SHAW AND ASHER, HA! I GOT THE ALPHA AND THE BETA ON LOCK, BEST FUCKIN BELIEVE IT

#in all seriousness #I'm super hyped about this #it's made me think about asher/david more #because like it's just one step away from me simply saying fuck it ans writing poly listener w david/asher #i will #don't test me #altho...I already do have a poly listener #I'll be back #BUT ALSO #I PUT A RING ON THAT MAN'S FINGER W A RING FROM MY OTHER MAN #HA #I'm excited don't worry #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fandom

[clowngremlin]

ordered a really big water bottle that comes with like a special case that has a strap on it so i can go for my walks without having to either carry my water bottle in my hands (heavy and often times annoying because i only have one free hand to do stuff with) or bring my backpack with me (often times overheats me when it's warm out and like if i'm just going for a walk around my grandma's neighbourhood or the area around my house, it's overkill because i don't need an entire backpack when most of my things fit in my fanny pack) and i am very excited about it......

#the water bottle can hold like 2 litres of water..... #it's so funny like 9 years ago when i was in residential treatment the dietitian was always getting on my case #about never drinking enough water like i used to be super dehydrated all the time and often times would get nauseous and have bad headaches #and get really bad muscle cramps #and now i'm like I HAVE TO BRING A BIG WATER BOTTLE WHEREVER I GO!!!! I NEED TO HAVE MY WATER!!!!! #and i will not leave my house without a big water bottle #but also when i was younger i like didn't take my health seriously and now i like care a lot about my health #like i eat a lot of fruit as a snack and i try to exercise every day if the weather is ok like it's not pissing rain or snowing #and i try to stay hydrated cause when i was younger i used to feel sick a lot cause of dehydration and like the other stuff i mention #idk sorry i'm rambling i am just like so excited about my new water bottle like the case is really cute and comes with little charms!! #it's like a spooky sort of pattern like it's feminine but idc i'm secure enough in my masculinity to have a purple water bottle #with like a cute spooky case #i'm thinking of getting my sister one for christmas if i like it! #we'll see.... #anyways this is like what being 27 is like for me i'm excited about getting a big water bottle and carrying case and i sit outside and read

[rosicheeks]

i do not know if i ever sent this to you. i have posted it. i hope you like it Princess.

#uhhhhhm no you HAVE NOT SENT THIS TO ME BEFORE?!?! #I literally am speechless #I’m not super talky right now #but even if I was I feel like I’d still be fucking speechless #like I already said I love your writing 🩷 #and it fucking BLOWS ME AWAY when people write about me or use me as an inspiration #like????????? what??????? me???????????! #I’m going to keep this close to my heart and look at it whenever I’m feeling down #I don’t remember if I said that already but it’s true #I need to get a journal or a cute box to put things like this in so I can just grab it and look through them when I’m feeling shitty #one thing I needed to say is the fact that you shared this with me now of all times??? is kinda crazy to me #idk if it’s a coincidence or if the universe/God/whoever/whatever is trying to tell me to go back into music and singing #not going to go into it too much but I’ve been looking at my life a lot lately #and I’m realizing I’m not getting any younger…. I know I’m still young but if I don’t do something soon - #my life is going to completely pass before my eyes and I really really don’t want that #I’m *finally* going to get mental help soon (long story but I have to wait a few weeks) #and once I’m actually mentally stable I can focus on what I want to do with my life #so I’ve been thinking a lot about my performing arts background and then randomly a get an email from a choir director I know #asking if I could please join the choir for their Easter performance cause they could really use my high notes #and she just kept complimenting me and it felt really nice ☺️ #then when I went to the first rehearsal I sat next to this girl and we were singing a part and the first sopranos go up to a high A #and I can hit it easily but most of them couldn’t so it felt like I was going this mini solo lol #but she asks me what my range is and I told her that back when I trained I could sing queen of the night which I think goes up to an F6 #and she was talking about how impressive that is #and it made me think about if I actually trained and got back into it how good I actually could get #I don’t mean this to be like ‘look at me look at me I’m so good’ #it just feels nice to have a little bit of a direction again #who knows if I’ll actually go down the music path again but it does sound damn exciting #I miss it with all my heart - I miss singing and performing and acting… I even miss music theory #anyway rant over and i ran out of space but thank you so much I seriously can’t thank you enough 😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[meat-huge-pain-endless]

bro i’m so sick of being mentally ill like this shit is so annoying bc why i am literally incapable of passing 4 courses in one semester. and mind you i have pretty much no social life and did one extracurricular this semester and exactly zero last year. what do you mean my friends go to parties on weekends and have jobs on campus and also hobbies and free time?

#like seriously wtf #i hate you executive dysfunction i hate you time blindness i hate you adhd paralysis i hate you depression #cause here’s the thing: i don’t want to be miserable anymore!!! #i hate feeling like this all the time i hate it so much #it feels like i’m wasting my life #bc every class i sign up for is one that im genuinely interested in and want to do the work and learn the content and engage w the material #and then when i inevitably can’t keep up w the workload i beat up on myself so much about it #bc in my mind academic failure and success is directly tied to whether or not i am a good person #so yeah i don’t feel great about passing 1/4 classes this semester #ok technically 1/3 bc i withdrew from the one course but like that still puts me a credit behind! and it feels like a failure anyway! #i got a c+ in the one i passed and im getting an incomplete so i can pass the other #but i’m gonna b honest i gave up on the third class #and like. idk i don’t wanna say im not a quitter bc i totally am and im not normally super ashamed of that i don’t think? #but i’m having a rlly hard time telling myself that it’s ok #that it’s ok that i gave up. it’s ok that i failed. it’s ok that i didn’t have it in me this time #but i’m trying #anyways #i’m real tired #but i drive home today! #excited for 6 weeks off #i find myself wishing things were different so often lately #i just hope next semester is better

[dulcewrites]

Don't worry if the ages/ timeline is a little mixed, its alright!! 😊 in my head Daella was younger but I remembered she could talk and now it seems she's claiming her dragon so I wanted to check what you thought. I forgot to also ask how long into marriage did Aemond start seeing Alys? Or will all that and how they met be covered in fmo? It's my favourite fic atm!

How they met will be covered in the next part! Honestly next part is pretty alys heavy actually 👀. Hint: his little adventures didn’t start off as him cheating

It was around two-three years into it before him and Alys meet. It’s not funny bc he cheated but the thought of daella going through her terrible twos and Aemond being like this is making me 😭

#albeit he was still present at that time #he doesn’t get distant from her till reader gets pregnant again #but in all seriousness #I think there was an initial burst of adrenaline after they had daella #and then it kind of set in that he is a dad… and like actually has to raise a human being #I know I draw a lot of parallel to viserys treatment of kids to fmo Aemond #but it is quite similar to Alicent… she loves her kids but like damn they are also a constant reminder of her life #the difference is Aemond doesn’t seem to get that reader also was not super excited about being a young mom #like she was also scared to be pregnant… have kids.. be a mom #fool me once asks

[salsflore]

it’s december 31st which means— happy birthday to my beloved fiancé ♡ he’s sooo silly but i just love this old man so much he’s super lame but he means everything to me!!!!

#mika ♡ zhongli #hello guys are you ready to hear about just howwwww muchhhhhhh i love him?!?! #he’s so awful but his voice is so dumb and his face is so dumb and his laugh is so dumb i do not like him at all actually #i’m super super excited for his birthday art hehehe if it’s something cute i’m never ever gonna shut up about it. the diluc childe art #we got this year was really good so i am just begging begging begging for his birthday art to be good too!!! #he’s a huge comfort to me and i just! wowowow i really just love him a lots. i am the no. 1 zhongli enjoyer real and true #he’s always floating in my mind and being silly. i’m :)) he’s just very dear to me guys #more than i could ever properly express #to be honest i get like‚ insanely insecure over this weirdo (that probably has arthritis) but even so! my ship with him brings me mostly– #–comfort and happiness. i’m just glad!!! glad that he exists!!! and that he came home!!! i still remember when i won the 50/50 ugh #his burst art is so pretty and he looks especially handsome in it hehehehe #mr. zhongli has totally captured my heart and i’m looking forward to seeing him in more stuff. more events more artwork more cameos i just- #-miss him so much seriously #i love him i love him i love him GOSH i just have so much love in my silly little heart for him!!!!

[kanerallels]

Hello yes Valiant! I just had a great time! I love the high adventure political fantasy! I’m not super familiar with the brave little tailor story but now I would like more retellings except I don’t know if they would do as good as this! It’s got Robin Hood clever thief kind of vibes but it looks at the consequences! It’s also one of the first books I can think of where truth telling AS the eucatastrophe struck home (started crying when the Valnor tells the Duke “you lie” shook me can’t explain. Revelation of the truth even when it’s a negative one is beautiful and healing actually. Wow)

VALIANT MY BELOVED I AM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!!

Oh absolutely agreed! I have no idea if any others could live up to this one (the closest I've ever come to another was The Hero's Guide To Storming The Castle having a character named Little Taylor), but it would be super cool to see another

ABSOLUTELY AGREED especially the truth part. That ending makes me feel all the things. It's such a stunning beautiful book, so poetically and artistically written. I'm so glad you liked it!!

#thanks for the ask!! #i am SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THE FACT SOMEONE ELSE READ AND LIKED THIS #that is four people other than me in all!!! super excited!! #but yeah thanks for telling me you read this it seriously made my day #valiant sarah mcguire

[camicamilton]

I’m about to pass out Sweeney Todd opens TODAY

#I seriously can’t stop thinking about all the things that are gonna come out after the show ends #all the reviews all the comments all the cast pics #I’m gonna explode #I’m nervous but super excited #everything I’ve read has been mostly super positive and from what I’ve heard they all sound AMAZING #and also #you NEVER underestimate the GROBES! #sweeney todd

[peridotite]

I will say as a watcher of super if you want to skip to when they get to the tournament of power (take 2) its good also we get more Gohan and piccolo fighting together like I skipped the whole evil fake goku in the future arch cause it was so long and so boring

to be honest i'll probably wait until after i finish dbz to make a decision but as of rn i do not wish to watch any super arc bc i literally dont give a shit abt the fights or new characters i just wanna see the leisure/filler scenes

#like i watched a whole episode the gohan saiyaman vs blonde actor bitch turned monster one #and after it i was like gohan i love you but im not watching any more of this shit LMAO #i also watched the one where krillin and goku run an errand for roshi and krillin gets traumapiled. again it was like good but #idk what it is about super that i just like dont like the format or smth? i mean its probably just me only liking dbz cuz nostalgia but #but also when i catch an episode of it on tv its like weirdly fine? like im just like oh haha goku :) #but THEN when i actively chose to look for and watch a dbs episode it was like cool i dont want to do that again #idk its weird. also the more stuff i learn abt super the less i want to watch it like it seems like dogshit #but again! love watching clips of it! the other day i saw one where theyre playing baseball and they reference yamchas death pose #and i loved it it was funny as hell #but just thinking about looking for and watching that whole episode makes me tired #also worth mentioning that i did watch super when it first came out subbed #and i just stopped following it when they decided to bring frieza back.again. i was like cmon seriously #and yeah so i only watched the retelling of the movie but it counts #i dont remember.. really anything from it just the one time i thought goku gushing over bills was gay and i made a post about it lol #so i must not have enjoyed it that much bc on the contrary i remember Really enjoying watching the movie #im talking in circles but yeah thats p much all my experience with super #i liked the broly movie tho and im an embarassing amount of excited for superhero #but yeah dbs just.. not doing it for me #specially when my favorite characters seem to be getting the low end of the stick in it #asks for sami #dbz #..and whatever the fuck theyre doing w goku bc i saw a manga panel where vegeta VEGETA told him hes a bad father COOOME THE FUCK ONNNNNNNNN #also the transformations suck its been like 30 years put some back into it character designers

[defiant-firefly]

Oh yeah fun fact about those escape room games me and my mum have been playing: they make no fucking sense. Not in a 'we can't solve them' way, they're actually fairly easy (for me anyway but I think that's cause mum gets bored) but because the protagonist is a detective with stupid reasoning sometimes.

Mostly saying this because she got shot at and kidnapped (by the guy wearing the keffiyeh so like... yeah that's not helping her case here), ended up in a cabin in the woods, found this guy's camera in his backpack, and said one of the photos on it was suspicious. Two of the three photos were pretty sus. First one is of the protagonist and her friend (I think) investigating the disappearance of a woman at the petrol station from the previous chapter. It's from an angle that makes you think he was just camping out in the fucking trees to take this photo, so yeah that's a bit weird. The second is of the missing woman sitting on a bench reading a paper, taken from within the bushes. Pretty sus, right?

But it's the third one that gets logged as vital evidence. That's the one that makes the protag think there's more than one kidnapped woman here. Clearly, super important! So what was it?

A wedding photo. The culprit's wedding photo with a blond woman hugging him. She's wearing a flower crown that's part of a puzzle, but otherwise, that's it.

The protag thinks a wedding photo is more suspicious than a photo of a woman taken from within the bushes. The Arabic man can't have married a conventionally attractive woman! No villain like this has ever been married before! No no no that's just not right! She must have been kidnapped too and coerced into this! How cruel! /s obviously

Like. Come on. They could at least have made the woman look even remotely like she didn't want to be there if they were going for this. They're not even trying to be subtle about this.

The REAL fucked up thing about this man should be that to get into the attic, he has to pull down the mounted animal heads on the wall in the right order. And he had a fucking lightbulb in a draw that only opens when the guns in the rack are in the right places. And he didn't notice the distinct lack of boards over tha attic window when he pulled up outside. And his number plate combined with a fishing bait catalogue is the security pin for the basement door that unlocks from the inside where the victims are.

The more fucked up guy is the fisherman who locked his car jack behind a number code box. And the protagonist for spending like an hour solving puzzles to put out an engine fire rather than get the fisherman out the fucking car before it explodes.

The culprit is actually cool btw. He has a fucking secret cave behind a waterfall as a secret spot to hang out in after he kills someone. A secret cave!!! Behind a waterfall!!! With a comfy hammock in it!!! And he's trying to kill this dumb fuck protag!!! Sure he might be a murderer but I'd forgive him if he kills this racist, judgemental idiot that has to spend forever organising the box of donuts before she can take one, and locks her office phone inside a locked draw you can only open with the key from a safe, where the code is the amount of squares on the files in the cabinets she also has to organise before she can use them.

Like damn bitch, you live like this?

I get it's an escape room puzzle game, but like. There are some things that maybe just make your characters look insane if you make them puzzles ngl

#and yes. all the black people are either the villains or idiots. seemingly no in-between #like wowie this is NOT subtle about it at all #penny the police officer is black and written like an immature idiot #i like her but wow does the writing suck #'oh we're going undercover? thats so exciting! i wanna have a gambling addiction!' #'no penny we just have to pretend we're corrupt cops.' #you guys already are to me man #then penny says 'thats not enough money! i have a gambling addiction!' in the super important meeting #like. come on. #at least TRY and be subtle about this shit... #'save me murphy! save me!!' is our current running joke btw #murphy and darius are both candidates for the most boring romance setup in the world #so every time they're on screen its 'save me Murphy!!! oh darius!!! you saved me!!! owo!!!' #don't worry we are NOT taking this narrative seriously #we're doing the puzzles and that's it #these guys aren't getting a penny out of us either we're just fucking around hating on it #firefly life