#IT'S JUST F

[ufolvr]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

#silly example #just thinking about seven threes full serial number. i appreciate that its current given name stems from it #not in a dehumanizing way. not to me. thats who it is. #📡 incoming transmission 📡 #self insert #selfshipping #selfship #self ship #robot f/o #robots

[catmask]

the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating #not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate #or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested #also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least #txt #scratchpost

[geezmarty]

I got the first karlach romance scene which was SOOO adorable but also. where there's a will there's a way

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 brigha #karlach #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #just in case #f

[lastoneout]

when florence and the machine said "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject" and when romeo x juliet said "a simple life with you would be paradise" and johnathan coulton said "it's okay, I like you in glasses" and everything everywhere all at once said "in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

(edit: I made a longer thing with more examples here)

#eeaao #florence + the machine #f+tm #johnathan coulton #romeo x juliet #everything everywhere all at once #THE INHERENT BEAUTY IN THE MUNDANE #THE JOY OF SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEONE #IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE BIG OR GRAND AND IN FACT HAPPINESS ISNT USUALLY #IT JUST HAS TO BE

[snarkspawn]

The only Heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #david tennant #michael sheen #stuff and things #userpharawee #(sorry) #just a quick thing because I'm fine oK THIS IS FINE. F I N E

[deadeery]

VAMPIFIES YOUR PIRATES 🩸🩸🧛‍♂️💥

#one piece #strawhat pirates #luffy #zoro #sanji #zolu #opfanart #saw one pee halloween art and i blacked out to this #zoro tiny fanged…so sad f in chat #everyone thinks its sooo cute tho (me included) #hint of lusan too…if u squint #luffy doesnt have vamp instincts just luffy instincts #i didnt feel like coloring it all rip #my art

[fleuvien]

#real #girlblogging #girlblog #girlhood #girlblogger #lana del rey #tumblr girls #old tumblr #2014 tumblr #this is what makes us girls #it girl #just girly things #girl interrupted #girly thoughts #norman f rockwell #black swan #ultraviolence #cool girl #hyper feminine #lana del rey aka lizzy grant #cinnamon girl #locally hated #manic pixie dream girl #bambi doe #tumblr girlies #just girly thoughts #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #waifspo

[beif0ngs]

ONE PIECE EGGHEAD OPENING ✖ TITLE CARDS

#One Piece #opgraphics #Straw Hat Pirates #Monkey D. Luffy #Roronoa Zoro #Nami #Usopp #Sanji #Chopper #Nico Robin #Franky #Brook #Jinbei #Jewelry Bonney #*mine #seriously can't get over how pretty the animation is in the new opening!! #the art direction the animation style and the COLORSSS!!! #like everything about it is just so f*cking good #and Jinbei's smile in that first title card is SO cute uwu #he and Sanji are bonding over their Hawaiian shirts!!

[vrailaru]

hypothetical scenario

#i haveeee thoughts. ^_^ on the final eps #but mostly im just shocked they didnt include a simon n marcy scene #or them noticing he was gone for days #adventure time #fionna and cake #at #f+c #marceline abadeer #finn mertens #bonnibel bubblegum #princess bubblegum #vrailart

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

OH THE COWARDICE

Probably a smart move on the localization team’s part lmfao but it would have been SO FUNNY if they’d kept it

#imagine they’re just saying the fucking f slur multiple times every episode 😭😭😭 #we’ve been robbed #black butler #kuroshitsuji #black butler public school arc

[leisi-lilacdreams]

i wonder if @somerandomdudelmao will touch upon the unique connection the donnies have with the kraang? hehehe

cass, think of the angst potential 🙏

i didn't mean to continue with the "twin senses active across space and time" bit, but i thought with the leos in the future, this would be a good chance for the donnies to talk and bond, but it gets derailed when they compared their kraang encounters and everyone's screaming and no one's happy

#tmnt #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #my art #cass apocalyptic series #cass fanart tag #rise of the turtles #rise of the tmnt #uncle tello #future leo #future donnie #rise disaster twins #i wanted to add an image of the leos fighting some krang with head empty eyes #just whapping some krang critters #but it was getting late and i was feeling eepy #i feel asleep after writing a note to myself for a f!mikey and little mikey comic idea #i want all the counterparts to have moments together uwu #the leos are so silly #i love them your honor

[gutsby]

Diehard

Pairing: dbf!Joel x Reader

Summary: Joel tries Viagra for the very first time.

Warnings: 18+. Unprotected p-in-v. Erectile dysfunction. Daddy kink. Praise kink if you squint. Overstimulation. Cumplay. She/her pussy pronouns. Pushing physical limits with a pre-negotiated safe word in place for it.

Note: No more limp dick erasure. We die like [old] men.

Part of the Waiting Game ‘verse | Word count: 986

Joel just wanted to prove he could fuck like he used to.

He didn’t think he’d almost kill you in the process.

“JOEL!” you screeched, heels digging deep in the mattress as your climax came in seismic waves.

The stimulation was insane. Normally the much-older man would have been down for the count after two—and usually one—big O, but now his chest was heaving, hips relentlessly beating a punishing pace against your own.

Your walls were slick with not only your cum but his, milky ropes of his arousal making for an obscene set of sounds every time his dick slid in and out of your cunt. You could feel his balls tighten and twitch with every forthcoming spurt of him, practically reeling with the pulse of each new sticky gift inside you. His groans rumbled low, but the power and pleasure and outright primal fervor they conveyed were unmistakeable. You had to look down, feebly, to believe it yourself—Joel never fucked his way through your orgasm and his.

Then you felt a palm slide up the back of your head, and Joel held it up to make sure you watched him fuck you.

“J-Joel,” you whimpered, watching his girth disappear and reappear at least a half-dozen times as you did.

“Just a little more, honey,” he murmured against your forehead. The smack of each thrust was dizzying, “Want my pretty girl nice and full’a me before she leaves, okay?”

Joel never could let you head back to college without a few of his loads and a head full of filthy memories—something to hold you over until your next visit home. You would’ve liked to mumble back, ‘Okay,’ but then your pussy clenched around him, and his thrusts grew faster.

“My sweet girl,” he grinned, “She likes that, huh?”

You could scarcely manage a nod. The weight of your head was held fully by him, and if that wasn’t indicative enough of your fucked-out state, your face surely said the rest. When Joel leaned back to adjust the angle of his thrusts, he caught sight of your hooded, glossy stare and almost came all over again. He slowed his pace for once.

Then he dipped a finger between your body and his, just long enough to douse the tip of his digit with cum. He bottomed out inside you, watched you part your lips in a gentle gasp, and pressed his touch to that open space.

It was almost like you didn’t have the strength to suck. You just let him smear the sticky stuff along your lower lip, gaze plastered to his. Then Joel’s cock sank deeper.

“O-ow!” you whined, partly reanimated by the stretch.

“You can take it,” Joel grunted.

The double entendre wasn’t lost on you. You could, and would, take his finger and his cock inside. You suckled dumbly on the cum-drenched fingertip in assent.

But when Joel’s finger popped out of your mouth and his thrusts picked back up, you weren’t entirely convinced you would be able to hold up the second half of that deal.

It wasn’t fair. He took one magic pill, and poof, his dick stayed hard for half the fucking day. You had nothing but your youth and two shaking legs to ensure your survival. When Joel worked his cock back and forth a couple more times and it seemed your body was about ready to scream, you took hold of his biceps and squeezed tight.

“I can’t.”

“Can’t what?”

The tip of his cock nicked a soft ridge inside you, and you jolted back. Joel’s palm was still pressed to your head, holding you to him, and his hips had you pinned as well.

Instead of answering, you whimpered.

You didn’t want him to stop, but you also weren’t sure if you could handle any more. Your eyes met his, pleading.

“Can’t what?” Joel pressed, a little more sternly.

Another whimper. Inside, Joel’s cock was rubbing that pleasure point raw, and you felt another climax coming.

“Use your words.”

“Too— too—”

Each new thrust was sending stars before your eyes. Joel was one sick man if he tried to make you talk while he fucked you past the point of all intelligible speech.

“Too what? Tell me, baby.”

You’d get that fucker back someday. Joel just grinned.

“Too much,” you hissed when his hips delivered another mind-numbing push. Then, feeling pleasure threaten to peak at almost a painful degree, “Toomuchtoomucht—”

Joel continued thrusting, knowing damn well you knew what to say if you really wanted him to stop. As if to underscore this point, he tipped your head back and made you hold his gaze, features creased with a frown.

“That sure don’t sound like the safe word to me.”

It wasn’t. You knew it wasn’t. He didn’t need to tell you twice, or even breathe a second word besides. With one more brush of Joel’s thick, throbbing, implausibly hard cock, he sent you over the edge and into your fourth orgasm of the morning, hitting that spot again and again.

And again.

And again.

Just like before, Joel fucked you through each wave, catching your lips this time to stifle your cries. You might’ve gone blind for a second or two, but that was alright; the pleasure, proximity, and then the sweet, erratic pulse of his cock sending rope after rope of his cum deep inside made the overstimulation worthwhile.

Your body went limp against the bed, held tight in Joel’s grasp, when you felt that sickly sweet dichotomy of soft, tender touches and a cock lodged between your walls that was as hard as it had ever been. Still trying to console you with kisses, still trying to warm you up for another round, perhaps, Joel almost laughed out loud in your mouth when you groaned into his and whispered:

“Please don’t ever take that fucking pill again.”

#SOMETIMES I WRITE THIS MIDDLE-AGED MAN LIKE HE’S 25 AND JUST NEED TO SHUT THE F*CK UP #*brittany broski voice* BE REALISTIC!!!!!!! #BE F*CKING FOR REAL #FOR A SECOND BE FOR REAL #joel miller #joel miller tlou #joel miller smut #joel miller imagine #joel miller one shot #joel miller x reader #joel miller fanfiction #the last of us #tlou #the last of us fic #joel miller x you #dbf!joel miller #dbf!joel

[rahabq]

#me fr #coquette #girlblogger #female manipulator #girlblogging #girlblog #girly #lana del rey #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #manic pixie dream girl #lizzy grant #did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd #lana del rey nfr #norman f*****g rockwell #honeymoon #ultraviolence #coquette community #doelette #just girls being girls

[itsdefinitely]

big fan of when people draw him getting held like a hamster

#honestly i think he would endure any way golbetty wanted to hold him #yes even the leg one #id in alt text #simon petrikov #golbetty #fionna and cake #adventure time #adventure time spoilers #definitely art #this isnt.... technically f&c spoilers #since nothing has happened yet #right? #man... i just realized #i barely ever draw him smiling #or like. genuinely happy #sigh..

[cinderellahoneymoon]

im being so fucking for real and i need you guys to boost and reblog this you nonblack selfshippers have got to stop using "simp." you have to. its african american vernacular english (aave) which in colloquial terms means its not for you to use. in a space already hostile towards shippers of color, youre just making it more inhospitable to black selfshippers by appropriating our language. say youre crushing. say youre obsessed. say youre head over heels, say youre a sucker, say youre infatuated, just stop saying simp. for the love of god

{nonblack shippers [even other shippers of color] i do NOT want to hear your opinion on this post or hear about how you "didnt know" or are "changing it right now." just be an ally and LISTEN instead of needing to add your piece.}

#at this point i am just desperate . trying to get the word out there bc clearly ppl still dont know #im TIRED of all these nonblack shippers having simp in their username or their bio #one of the main reasons i dont interact w the community is bc its so ISOLATING and so many ppl are so ignorant #and everything is so white-centric that i cant stand it #squiddyneg #squiddyspeak #f/o community #self shipping #self ship #self ship community #f/o #romantic f/o #familial f/o #platonic f/o #f/o x s/i #f/o positivity #f/o comfort #imagine your f/o #f/o imagines #selfshipping #selfship #selfship community #selfship positivity #fictional other #comfort character #f/o prompts #imagine your fictional other #comfort character imagines #poc selfship #poc selfshipper

[anna-scribbles]

just thinking abt stuff

#my art #ml #thirteen #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #emilie agreste #felix graham de vanily #felix fathom #btw if there’s anyone out there who just wants to talk to me extensively about the year adrien was 13. just let me know #i just think that if felix knew all the senti stuff he had to have known his dad was dying while it was happening f #and i imagine he assumed that the same was happening for adrien #until he found out it was emilie #(me cobbling together everythjng i can find in canon into a feasible timeline) this prequel would be so good u guys just trust me