#IT WAS MORTIFYING

[suzuki-ecstar]

I'm not a total maniac about Fernando around my brother but he knows I'm pretty crazy. Mostly because every time we talk about predictions for the race, literally every time I'm like "Fernando is going to win." But then before we watched this show, I raved about how good it is and now he sees how incredibly thirsty it is LMAO 😭😭😭

Luckily he's not judging me, he mostly think it's funny bcs how ego-driven it makes Nando seem. Especially in that massage scene, bcs you have all of the visuals, but then his trainer is like "he has such a unique, perfect physiology" 😭

i try to be like a casual f1 fan in front of my brother and then i’ll mention some extremely specific fact about fernando’s career and he’s like “….okay”

idk in general i hate talking about my interests w my irl friends i find it embarrassing 😭😭 like my roommates will walk in while i’m jamming to some music and my first instinct is to turn it off

#we watched the daytona 24 together and i had to explain i was rooting for wayne taylor racing bc he drove for them in 2019 #it was mortifying #it’s kinda sweet actually he started sending me fernando content even though i don’t think he likes him at all #asks #sorry for being so late w the reply i was at a museum 😅

[deadendtracks]

I don't drive very often (don't own a car; live in a city) but when i do, i love to be the car everyone else has to swerve to avoid.

#not really but today i was an especially terrible driver #it was mortifying #it was a combination of being out of practice and not knowing where i was going #anyway no one was harmed during the making of this commerical

[vanyelle]

Looking up information about traveling to Canada next year (Halifax!) and having an embarrassing flashback of taking off my shoes going through security in Sydney and the tired but bemused security agent telling me to put them back on.

Or, How to Say I’m American Without Saying I’m American

#it was Mortifying #but shoes off in security is so ingrained now that i don't think about it

[rhpsdys]

raine ran out of the room during their first year violin jury

#I’m talking like. stood there white as a sheet in front of the panel #at these old white men staring into their soul #and they just FROZE. turned on their heel. and BOLTED #it was mortifying #it only happened that year and luckily one of the professors was super patient and came to find them #but it happened #they always got sick with anxiety the other years too but they never actually ran out #eda: it’s not even a PERFORMANCE you’re playing for like 5 people #raine: if I do bad they will KICK ME OUT!!!!! #juries are no joke y’all if it’s not satisfactory you can’t reenroll and finish your degree #out of. #headcanon.

[act2carsentaylor]

Don't be self conscious ur so sexy ahaha

😎😎😎

No jk 😭 no real talk when we first started dating I was an attention whore and I sent my boyfriend a picture of my abs and I thought about it for weeks after

#it was mortifying #i mean he liked it but i didnt

[myhyperfixationisiforgot]

I have never been pegged so quickly and accurately as the last time I was chaperoning a lock-in, where I was pretending to be a sports announcer to entertain my (very bored) 4th graders while they were waiting to wash their hands and my other chaperone (who had never met me before) just looked me dead in the eyes and said "so you did theater in high school, yeah?"

#it was mortifying

[cottagecore-raccoon]

I’m online too much. I just had a patron ask me if I had been a good girl and gotten presents from Santa Claus and I immediately went through the five stages of grief

#it was mortifying #I realize this kind man still sees me as a kiddo #but good god #library #library story #embarrassing #cottagecore raccoon #cottagecore-raccoon

[tmntplusadhdcauseschaos]

so today in history we were learning about Scots going to Canada, John Mcdonald, things like that and I got very passionate. (My opening sentence was "John A MacDonald was a dick")

I don't usually get much done in history. I have the attention span of a goldfish. So when my teacher came behind my desk and found the 2 pages of writing compared to the constant doodles of the rest of the year, he got excited and asked to READ IT.

HE READ THE MULTIPLE PARAGRAPHS I WROTE ABOUT JOHN MACDONALD BEING A FUCKED UP BITCH.

I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS

#he's never read my work #so i thought i was safe #it was mortifying #embarrassing #my friends were laughing at me so much

[bakedbeanchan]

Drawing from a mini comic where the timeline is reset but Zuko still has all his memories

Minicomic here

#baked bean originals #I just like drawing sokkas mortified face and then checked out #absolutely humiliated by some fire nation ponytail freak and then your little sister and that stupid bald kid want to befriend him after he #starts lying about how you all were friends in a parallel universe or whatever #that's rough buddy #just realized it looks like zuko's doing some pathetic little thumbs up here #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #katara #aang

[theclaravoyant]

Thinking about how Crowley thinks Aziraphale calls him when he’s bored (when nothing is happening) , when he’s “done something clever” (when something good happens), or when he needs help (when something bad happens) . Like. Crowley my beloved that’s all the times.

#he is in loooove with you #crowley x arizaphale #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #good omens #Aziraphale could be like “”’hey I saw a cool duck today #and thought of you #and when Crowley’s in That Mood he’d be like oh so you’re bored then #i knowwww it’s easier said than done Crowley #I am begging you to surrender to the mortifying ideal of being liked

[ragsy]

big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics

sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold

#ragsycon exclusive #mark and pip have this dynamic and it gives me so much joy #she gives him so much shit for being awkward and painfully uncool but she will not hesitate to stab someone for being mean to him #he's focusing on something & doesn't hear her come in the room and she slaps him on the shoulder which startles him so badly he alert barks #which he is instantly mortified by the fact that he just literally actually barked and goes 'please don't tell anyone that happened' #to which pip responds by showing him her phone screen where she has just texted literally everyone that this just happened #...... #hall of fame

[f-ai-n]

From that one twt post

#genshin impact #my art #fanart #kaeya alberich #kaeya #aizawa shouta #aizawa #bnha #mha #i know they both have eyepatches #I am already mortified

[ash-and-starlight]

hades atla bisexual simulator

#id in alt text #hadesgame artstyle is the most poggers thing on this fucking earth let me just YOINK steal it #i haven’t played a single minute of hades in my life btw #but i’m familiar with its bisexuality #it calls to mine like a siren’s song #i wanted to add lil dialogue options to them but my brain farted before it got done so. this is what u get :3 #zuko #sokka #suki #yue #pondering the orb #my art #also: LAST ART OF THE YEAR BESTIE BELOVEDS THANK U FOR MAKING THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF SHARING ART SO MUCH FUN #KISSES FOR ALL

[imsodishy]

Siobhan saying 'We didn't think they were having sex! We though it was like an area of academic interest!' about Wilma and Digby is so on point for teenagers. Like, sure, Gorgug's parents have a sex binder, are completely frank about discussing bodies and sex, and are consistently sex positive, but they can't be having any sex... they're old!

#fhjy #wilma and digby thistlespring #poor mortified gorgug #fantasy high #d20

[bet-on-me-13]

Technically a Cult

So! Danny has been hearing through the Grapevine that a large Cult has been Summoning all the biggest Magical Creature's for some reason. Demon Lord's, Fae Kings, even a few Gods. Clockwork was summoned a little while ago, and so was Fright Knight and Pandora

And he has been patiently waiting his turn for a while. Apparently everyone they summon has gotten a really good deal from them, all in return for a few favors, sometimes a promise to not go to a specific place.

Danny really wants to strike a deal with them. He wants to ask them for a favor so he can get out of work for a few weeks, he's been planning on taking a vacation with Sam and Tuck, but the Eyeballs are being annoyingly resistant.

He feels the familiar pull of Summoning, and realizes that it's time. Awesome, time to meet this mysterious Cult!

...

Why is the JLA standing in from of him?

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny wanted to he summoned by a Cult so he could strike a deal with them #He wants to take a Vacation from his Ghost King duties #The JL has been Summoning a bunch if powerful Magical Beings to do a threat assessment #And if they are too dangerous they make deals so the Earth is safe from them #Danny thinks the JLA is a Cult disguising itself as a group of Heroes #“Wow I never would have thought of that. Your Cult is Way smarter than most other Cults I see” #The JLA is mortified #Constantine is amused #What did they think was going to happen when the summon all the biggest Magical Beings in the Multiverse #They're gonna gossip