#IT EVEN SAYS YOU CAN WEAR CAT EAR HEADBANDS

[shotmrmiller]

What if the boys were out at a pub, and they started getting maudlin over the fact that they return to an empty home, but not John Price.

"I've got myself a cat."

Johnny's a dog man, so the only thing he says is, "Ach. That's a choice, sir."

Kyle's only logical thought is, "How do you even manage to keep it fed?"

John pauses to take a swig of his beer, "She's a very independent kitten. There's plenty of food around for her to eat."

Simon, though. Simon's a cat man, through and through. And he's noticed how John doesn't gush about it like others do. Doesn't bring up the breed, where he got her, nothing— but he keeps quiet until it's last call at the bar. Johnny and Kyle get up, say their goodbyes, and leave but Simon stays behind with John.

"Hey, boss. You gotta picture of tha' cat?" The smile John gives him is risqué, all but confirming Simon's suspicions.

"Sure." John pulls out his phone, searches through his photo album and shows Simon his cat. A woman wearing a fluffy cat ear headband, a thin, delicate collar with what looks like a bell. Pet play, Simon thinks, John bloody Price is into pet play.

"She's very cute, sir."

"Don't I know it. Come over for a nightcap? You can meet her," John softly chuckles under his breath, "She'll well trained. Doesn't scratch nor hiss. Not unless you pull on her tail."

Simon clenches his jaw to stop himself from releasing a groan. A tail.

Taking in a deep breath, he agrees with a slow tip of his head. "Yes, sir, I would."

John gives him a hearty pat on his back, and jerks his head towards the door. "C'mon then, let's not keep her waiting."

Simon has no idea how to react. He doesn't want to overstep, but goddamn if you aren't the cutest thing he's ever seen. Your face is so soft, fragile, lovely— in his rough, worn palm as you nuzzle it.

John is quietly observing you two, sipping on his favourite whiskey. He must pick up on Simon's hesitance because he instructs, "Go on, Simon. Give her tail a tug."

Simon stiffens, but you're already turning around, shapely rump facing him. Your back is arched and face resting on the floor— this view gets Simon's cold, bitter heart racing. He thickly swallows, because there's no way he isn't dreaming this. But then, you wiggle your hips and whatever inhibitions he had disappeared.

He extends his arm and runs his hand from where your tail is inserted down to the tip, and then twists it once around his thick fingers and tugs just a bit, enough for him to see your ring of muscle expand.

The sound that escapes your lips is a sharp sibilant hiss, and you audibly drag your nails on the fibers of the carpet which makes Simon huff out a laugh. "You were right, sir."

John's eyes that were locked onto your form flick up to look at Simon. "Hm? About what?"

"That she only hisses and scratches when you pull her tail."

John simply smirks. "Kitten," you languidly crane your neck to look at him, "get on Simon's lap, eh?"

i dont do pet play but id fucking meow or bark at him if he so much as thought it. borf borf.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mwii #captain john price x reader #captain john price #john price x reader #john price #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader

[fbfh]

makey makeover - rodrick x hyperfeminine reader

wc: 1.5k

pairing: rodrick x gn hyperfeminine!reader

warnings: rodrick isn't used to being taken care of but only briefly mentioned at the end, rodrick does not know what hyaluronic acid is

summary: rodrick can never say no to you, but if it means having you straddle his lap while you use all your skincare products on him and listen to music together, he wouldn't want to say no anyway.

song recs: makey makeover - crazy ex girlfriend cast, jesus of suburbia - green day, perfect day - hoku

a/n: I started writing a kids book yesterday?? like I finished the first chapter and outline in one sitting???? it wasn't at all planned but when the muse strikes yk. Anyway I don't think it will take me as long to write so if you wanna read a chapter book about magic and girlhood and unicorns and other mythical creatures with bella sara vibes that's probs gonna be ready reasonably soon lol

tags: @yesv01 @magcon7280 @dustyinkpages @the-snake-pit @kiara7777 @inthehoneymoonwithconnorrk800 @followingthefanfiction @2220825 @Maggzsworld @xiaos_crustytoenails @ionlymadethisaccountbcihadto @strawberryjen124 @Isaentremundos @hxnbah

Rodrick likes to think he's a pretty tough guy. Between being born and raised on the rebellious messages of pop punk music, and the nonconforming ideologies of emo and other alt subcultures, Rodrick knows in his bones that he'll never let the man break his spirit. He'll never bow down to someone just because they want him to do something. He's had countless opportunities to stand by these beliefs at school and at home, and he has never - not once - come close to doing anything for someone simply because they want him to. Rodrick has been confident in his ability to never give into other people’s orders, no matter how much they demand of him. 

Until now.

“Pretty please, Roddy…?” You pout your glossy lips at him, blinking up at him and batting your doll like eyelashes, and that’s all it takes to make him fold.

“...I guess, if you really-” He’s cut off by an excited squeal from you, and he’s glad that you’re too distracted to notice him blush. Rodrick has never felt his willpower give in so fast, but as he watches you rush around your room and smile, delighted that he’d agreed, he realizes that he’d do pretty much anything you tell him too. Ben and Chris would call him a pussywhipped simp, but… no, that’s pretty much it. He chuckles a little at the thought, watching the pile of stuff grow. He recognizes nail polish and tweezers, but that’s about it.

“Thank you thank you thank you!” You say, rambling happily as you settle down on your bed across from him. “I’ve been wanting to do self care stuff but I’ve done so many everything showers and self care nights there’s nothing left for me to do on myself. But you…”

You take his face in your manicured hands, moving him around to inspect more closely.

“You are in serious need of a facial.”

Rodrick doesn’t really process what you’re saying, he just loves when you touch his face like that. 

“...Uh, yeah totally.” He mutters absentmindedly, distracted by your sweet smell. After a moment, he processes what you said, and chuckles, leaning back into your silky pink pillows. “Babe, you can do anything to me, anywhere, anytime.” 

You giggle, feeling your face flush a little as you get all your stuff organized. Rodrick runs his hands up and down your waist, fidgeting with your soft fluffy pajama shorts and big loded diper shirt you wear all the time. He sees the little burn marks and worn out hems and realizes it’s the one you stole from him. He smiles softly, loving the way you look in it even more now. His attention is pulled back to you when you push something over his face, brushing his hair back. You adjust the fluffy cat ears on the headband, making sure you have access to his whole face. Rodrick giggles a little, knowing he must look a little out of place wearing a pierce the veil shirt and fluffy kitty cat headband. 

“I don’t think my forehead has been this exposed since like, 4th grade…” he chuckles.

“That’s good, you’ll have less sun damage that way.” You smile, putting some micellar water on a cotton pad. It’s a little cold to the touch, but after a moment, the feeling of you gently wiping over his face and neck ends up being way more relaxing than he had expected it to. You throw it away, and he hears it land in your trash can with a crinkle. 

“I’m gonna mist your face now, okay?” You say, and he nods. You spray rose water on his face, and Rodrick can’t get over how considerate you are to give him a heads up like that. Rodrick smiles a little as he adjusts to the subtle floral smelling facial spray he’s used to smelling on you. He basks in the quietness of your room, opening his eyes as he watches you sitting on his stomach and looking for the next product. You hesitate for a moment. You feel like something’s missing, but you can’t put your finger on it.

“Oh,” you say, reaching for your phone as you remember. You open up Spotify, and put your favorite playlist on shuffle - the one you and Roddy share. It’s full of both your favorite songs, mostly boiling down to early 2000’s pop punk and trashy pop. It’s chaotic but really does suit you both perfectly.  Rodrick smiles suddenly as he instantly recognizes the opening notes of Jesus of Suburbia begin to play. You take out your favorite serum, jasmine and blackberry hydrating jelly, and place a few drops around his face. 

“What’s that one?” Rodrick asks, picking up another bottle. 

“Hyaluronic acid.”

Rodrick looks at the little dropper bottle.

“Does it, like, melt the flesh right off your bones?” 

“No…?” You chuckle, massaging his cheekbones and jawline with your fingertips.

“Then why is it called hydroponic acid?” He asks rhetorically, “Acid is supposed to melt shit.”

You laugh again, and he makes a mental note to sample your laughter for a song at some point in the future. He doesn’t know which one yet, but he knows it will be his best one yet. 

You rub some cooling aloe vera gel into his skin, then take out your rose quartz gua sha stone. You tap your fingertips against his chest, and he looks at you with an amused smile.

“What does that do?”

He watches you work, eyes locked on you. He can’t remember the last time he felt this relaxed and peaceful. 

“I’m prepping your lymphatic drainage system.” 

That clarified absolutely nothing for Rodrick, but he trusts you implicitly. You’re so good at so many things, but Christ, you could write a book on all that girly beauty stuff. It’s way more hardcore than people think it is. You know about all these acids and drainage systems and the pink rock thing, and even though he’s impressed, he’s not at all surprised by how good you are at all this stuff.

You begin gently gliding your gua sha over Roddy’s skin, working from his forehead down to his neck and jawline. He stops talking as you work, and it’s like you melt all of the stress out of his body through his face. He could fall asleep with you touching him so gently like this. After a while you rub some more cream into his face, then place something under his eyes that feels like thinly sliced jello.

“What the fuck?” He asks, bringing another laugh out of you. He watches you take two more of the weird jelly things and put them under your own eyes.

“They’re under eye masks.” You answer with a chuckle. “They hydrate your skin, depuff, and get rid of dark circles.”

“Huh…” he hums in response, playing with the patches as they sit on his face. 

Once you’ve used half your arsenal of skincare products on him, you peel off his sheet mask and let him sit up. You hand him a mirror, and as he sits up and stretches a little, kind of wishing you had more to do, he feels like he just woke up from the best sleep of his life. 

“So? What do you think?” You ask excitedly. He can’t help but crack a smile at how cute you are. Rodrick takes the mirror you offer him. When he sees his reflection, he almost doesn’t recognize himself. 

“Oh my god…” he says with a soft smile. He’s glowing. He doesn’t think he’s ever looked this soft and moisturized and… cared for before. He doesn’t even have any crusty eyeliner from yesterday smudged around his eyes. He can never get it off all the way, but one wave of your magic wand, and it’s gone. He laughs again, touching his cheek. He looks up at you in surprise.

“My face is so smooth…” “I know!” You exclaim in delight. “So, do you like facials after all?”

You have a feeling you already know the answer, but Rodrick looks up at you anyway.

“Yeah,” he states, pulling you in for a kiss, his lips soft and exfoliated, topped with your favorite strawberry lip balm. You think Rodrick is right, it does taste better in a kiss. After he pulls away, it takes him a minute for his brain to stop short circuiting. 

“So… uh, are we doing this again next weekend?” 

You laugh at his hopeful tone of voice, how he raises his eyebrows a little. 

“Yeah.” You nod, taking him in for another kiss. You take his hands in yours, looking at the stick and poke tattoo he got of the heart you drew on his hand in chemistry class, his little calluses from drumming. “Next week I can do something about your cuticles.”

#rodrick heffley #rodrick heffley x reader #rodrick #rodrick x reader #rodrick x hyperfeminine reader #hyperfeminine reader #diary of a wimpy kid #diary of a wimpy kid x reader #doawk #doawk x reader #yeah no idea where the book thing came from #i literally wasn't even a horse/unicorn kid growing up #i was more into faries #like i liked the horse girl aesthetic ig but i never really got into it #but it's fun #i almost accidentally named a character after a member of paramore so im glad i caught that lol #stay tuned

[httpsryu]

muse? pt. 3

pairing: kang haerin x fem newjeans!reader

summary: getting a new member way long after debut and before a comeback isn't really the best idea to haerin

category: enemies-to-lovers (?), kpop idol au

genre: slow burn, angst, and fluff

warnings: a bit frustrating and A LOT of jealousy

a/n: i appreciate all the love muse has gotten so far! tysm everyone :) pt.1 and pt.2 of muse

The second the leader entered the dorm with the rest of the girls behind her, she feels a sense of energy being off at the sight of seeing you sitting on the couch in the living room.

"Is Haerin not keeping you company?" Minji asks, setting down the food and cake on the countertop.

You look up from your phone, startled while wondering what time the others have gotten back. You let out a half smile, shaking your head.

"She did keep me company." You lie.

Great; the first day and you're already lying for the sake of someone who probably and surely doesn't even like you.

"I'll go call her to help set up." Danielle announces with a gentle smile, rushing towards the end of the hall where Haerin's and your room sat.

Minji hums with a nod, looking over at you with concern. She's worried that you're regretting the decision to come over here from SM.

"Y/N! Which hat do you like on me?" Hanni breaks the weird atmosphere, holding up a princess crown and a bear headband with a bright smile, scrunching her nose.

You let out a small giggle at how adorable your member is. Getting up from the couch, you walk to where Hanni is and tilts your head while thinking. Eyes constantly darting back and fourth between the two options before catching the other choices in the bag next to Hanni.

"You're so cute, Y/N!" Hanni scrunches her nose at how cute you look trying to concentrate.

"I think this one seems to match you well." You reach for the bunny ears in the bag, holding it up next to the Vietnamese with a content smile at how well it resembled her.

Hanni smiles, showing her gums as she grabbed it. "If Y/N says it matches me, I'll wear it."

"Minji unnie matches this bear headband." You speak with a small smile, handing it to the oldest who is checking off a few things to make the best welcome party.

The leader feels her ears flushed from you calling her 'unnie', grabbing the headband from you and clearing her throat afterwards. "Thank you, Y/N."

"Oh get up woman!" Hyein exclaims, making Minji choke back on her saliva before turning over to you. "Unnie, pick one out for me too!"

Strange.

You turn to the youngest, letting out a hum as you take a look at the remaining options. Before you could make a choice, Danielle emerges out from the hallway while dragging a lifeless Haerin along with her.

"Did we miss anything?" Danielle asks, noticing how Minji and Hanni have headbands on and seeing you look so cute focusing on what to pick for Hyein.

Hanni can only giggle in response. "My Y/N picked out my headband for me."

Haerin snaps her head at the 'my'.

MY?

The youngest excitedly nods. "And you should've seen how red Mi-"

"-Hyein-ah?" Minji glares, having the youngest exert a low pout on her lips.

The other Australian releases her grip from Haerin before prancing over to you too. "Omg!!! Could you pick one out for me too?"

The cat-eyed female could once again scoff and roll her eyes at how her members are acting right now.

What a joke, really.

The feline-like female can only watch with a bitter taste in her mouth as the other girls are fighting for your attention on helping them choose out a stupid accessory (besides minji who's still a bit flustered and taken aback from you calling her 'unnie').

"Let's start making the desserts and prepare the food!" Danielle suggests, having the others nod in agreement after all of them got assigned a headband from you. "That way, when we're finished eating, we can all have a sweet treat!"

Hanni gently held both of your shoulders from behind, motioning you to sit comfortably at the couch while promising that she'll make something delicious for you.

"Haerin, will you keep Y/N company?" Minji sternly commends.

The introvert could only hum with a small nod. What other option does she have?

Apparently, the cat-eyed female who thought others having you pick out a stupid accessory all of a sudden had a change of heart because she's already making her way to where the bag of party favors all sit in. She quickly turns around to take a peek at you, noticing that you, the person that they're throwing the party for doesn't have an accessory.

Looking down at a few options, the cat-eyed female grabs one.

"It matches you."

You blink a few times at the sight in front of you. Blankly looking at the hand, which is handing you a princess tiara.

Are you hearing her correctly? What happened to the Haerin earlier?

"Are you going to take it or just sit and stare at it?" The female who is barely older than you monotonously asks.

Fighting the urge to roll your eyes all the way to the back of your head, you grab it from her. Getting startled at the touch both yours and hers fingers had. Coughing to get rid of the weird air, you put on the tiara.

"Oh-you have some hair-"

"-Where? Here?"

"-No, a little more to your left-no, it's-I got it." The other leans down to fix the piece of hair standing out from you and putting it behind your ear. She stares at you afterwards, you and her make eye contact prompting her to back away.

Rubbing the back of her neck, she motions over to the bag of party favors. "You're not going to pick one out for me?"

"Huh? Oh, I can if you want me to."

From afar, Hyein is trying her best to hold back Hanni from barging over. "Do something! She's trying to make moves on my Y/N!"

"Haerin does like pretty girls." Danielle could only say, laughing at how Hanni is overreacting.

Haerin awkwardly sits away from you on the other side of the couch, a space evident between you two.

Her hands are laying on her lap as she attempts to concentrate on the screen in front of the both of you. She still can't believe you're 100% on board with debuting as a member of NewJeans.

What could this mean for her though? Could there be possibly a concept change last minute for the comeback all because of a newcomer? How will this affect NewJeans positively? When will ADOR announce to Bunnies that they're debuting a new sixth member after releasing countless of hits.

Haerin can admit you're pretty, yes. She's certainly not blind. However, everything just feels like an irrational choice. She's not happy with Min Hee Jin's decisions this time.

She wants to ask you why you chose to be apart of a rash choice.

"Y/N unnie!" Hyein runs out from the kitchen, scurrying over to sit right next to you, leading you to sit a bit closer to Haerin. "I think you're really cool."

The feline-like female furrows her eyebrows, wondering why the other girls are perfectly fine with this. She furrows her brows even more when seeing your eyes crinkle brightly, a perfect smile that could make anyone caught in your charms.

"Oh, Hyeinnie, I think you're more cooler than me." You gently say back to her.

The big baby shakes her head. "Min Hee Jin told us earlier that you've been a trainee since you were 6, is that true?"

6? Haerin can feel how tense you've gotten at the subject.

"Haha. I was casted at 5 and was wary about the idea. But they kept casting me til I finally gave in." You managed to say without sounding too exhausted about your now previous company, the place you grew up to as home.

Hyein nods, interested in your early life. "I see. I can understand why they kept casting you, you look like a star, Y/N unnie."

Oh please. Haerin wants to snort at the nonsense. A star can dance to a whole choreography without messing up every damn 5 seconds.

"Say that for today." Haerin mumbles under her breath lowly, enough for only her to hear.

"Hyein-ah! Quit bothering Y/N and help us set up the table for dinner!" Hanni yells from the kitchen, resulting in the giant baby to groan loudly in agony before getting up from where she sat.

Haerin laughs at Hyein's antics, shaking her head at the oldest's scolding.

You smile a bit at the feline-like female's laughter. Ever since you've gotten here this morning, it seems like Haerin has been in a weird mood and just doesn't like to smile. At least around you, that is.

"She's cute when she smiles." You "think" to yourself, returning back at the screen.

The female besides you quickly turns to look at you, meeting with your side profile instead.

Did you mean to say that out loud?

Haerin feels the back of her neck burning up at those words, she gulps not wanting to take any meaning into it before slightly shaking her head and going back to look at the same screen you were looking at.

Haerin isn't like the other girls; she won't let a pretty girl get to her like that. She's standing her ground on why you being apart of this team is such a bad idea.

Right? RIGHT!

Just in time, the other members finally got done preparing the food.

"Alright! Time to eat!" Danielle loudly exclaims, walking in carefully with a big pot of wonton soup (the other girls totally didn't search up your favorite foods) for this party.

You immediately stand up from your spot, wanting to rush over to help the Australian.

"Oh no! Sit down Y/N, you're our special princess." Danielle brightly smiles, setting down the pot on a thick coaster. "Rin, could you help Hanni out back in the kitchen?"

Haerin tenses, looking at her best friend with a bothered expression at the idea of having to do stuff FOR you. Prompting the Australian to mouth the word 'please' with her adorable puppy eyes, leaving Haerin to sigh and get off from her seat.

"Y/N-ah! You look so pretty with this crown." Danielle turns her eyes back to you, looking at you with immediate affection.

You smile back at the other, eye-smile crinkling. "Thanks, Jihye unnie."

The older can't help but to gasp again at you calling her 'unnie' with that cute eye-smile. Oh, how she understands what Hanni is talking about now. (you're very real).

"Hey! Bro! Bro! Back off my Y/N!" Hanni glares at her fellow Australian mate, with Haerin clenching her hands tightly around the soda bottles at the word 'my'. "I wont hesitate to throw these cups at you!"

The 05' just purses her lips while shaking her head, grabbing the cups from Hanni.

"Bro, I can hear your voice from the kitchen." Minji tiredly says, emerging out from the kitchen with another big pot of spicy rice cakes and Hyein accompanying her with bowls and plates. "Tone it down a notch before you scare our new member away."

New member. That word makes you happy.

On the other hand, the irritation that Haerin always keeps feeling is creeping at her head.

New member. Oh, how she wishes it wasn't true.

Seeing your new team all enjoy their food, you can't help but to smile gently at them all (not haerin though, she made you mad by not handing you a pair of chopsticks even though you asked).

"You know how we planned to eat desserts after?" Hanni yawns, stretching out her arms. "I'm too full and tired to."

The others nod in agreement.

"Okay. Let's pack them and take them with us to our schedule tomorrow." Minji suggests, darting her eyes between Haerin and you.

The Vietnamese knows the tricks up her friend's sleeves. "Last one to touch their nose has to clean up these dishes and pack the cookies away!"

Everyone INSTANTLY touch their noses, you and Hanni both being the last ones.

"Ahh~ I get to be with my Y/N!" Hanni jumps up in excitement, knowing she lost on purpose (she couldn't help herself)

There it goes again; the way Haerin's jaw clenches at 'my Y/N'.

And for some strange reason, she hates to be around you, yet alone stand near you. And yet, she likes to be near you. Like now, while the others fought over who got to sit next to you during dinner, the cat eyed female silently walks over to you, taking the spot everyone seems to only care about.

But it doesn't make any sense for Haerin and what she's about to do.

"I'll help Y/N clean and put away the cookies." She monotonously says. "After all, she is my roommate."

Minji pleasantly smiles at the feline-resmebling female, nodding. "Great, that works out then."

"Wait! No!" Hanni argues, standing up from the ground with her hands in fists. "I lost though?"

Hyein yawns, stretching out her arms. "Just let Haerin do it, it makes sense anyways. Aren't you tired anyways?"

"Yeah. Bro." Minji teases, sticking out her tongue at the younger.

Hanni dramatically "fumes", her nostrils flaring in anger. "Dani, hold me back before I do something regretful."

"Let's start cleaning up before something breaks like last time." Haerin gets up, collecting the pile of plates.

You blink, processing what your member just said. Break? Last time?

"We don't have all night." The other said from where she's standing, peering behind her shoulder to look back at you with an annoyed expression.

You can't help but to silently sigh, grabbing the rest of the plates and cups and shortly following the cat eyed girl into the kitchen.

"Just leave them on the counter." Haerin shortly says, turning the sink on.

You shake your head. "We're supposed to be working together?"

"Y/N! Haerin! We're going to get ready for bed now." Hanni yells from the other room.

"Don't forget! We have to wake up at 5 today for the reshoot!" Minji also yells.

Getting up at 5AM to do a reshoot on the concept photos rubbed Haerin in the wrong way. Why does she have to suffer her precious sleep for a stranger?

You notice how loud Haerin has gotten when it comes to the dishes all floating in the sink, causing all sorts of clatters and ruckus.

"Everything okay over there?" You ask, coming over to help her with drying the dishes.

Haerin tenses up, feeling anger creep up her neck. "Just back off, okay? I got this."

"I just wanted to help you?"

The feline-like female scoffs, inhaling and exhaling deeply. "I don't need your help."

"What's your problem?" You fume, looking at the plate in the other's hand.

Haerin shrugs, rinsing off the plate and placing it aside for her to dry later with a wipe cloth.

"Oh. I get it. You're still mad that I messed up during today's practice."

Haerin rolls her eyes, knowing you at least got one thing right today and it was the fact that yes, you did mess up and yes, Haerin did get upset about it. She is not going to sit here and watch you jeopardize her career that she's worked so HARD for. No, Haerin was not going to let that happen.

"Pack the cookies up." She unemotionally says, continuing to rinse the remaining plates trying to not let her anger take the best of her.

Not wanting to pick a fight, you obliged and went over to where the tray of cookies sat on the kitchen's island. Opening the container sitting besides them, you placed the heart-shaped cookies into it with a soft smile at how thankful you are for the members.

"Try not to screw it up for the rest of us during the reshoot, yeah?" Haerin dries the last plate up and places them in the cabinet. "I'm getting ready for bed, close the lights out after."

What the hell was that about?

Most importantly, what the fuck is up Haerin's ass for her to be so mean and rude all the time.

"I should've never left SM..." You couldn't help but to quietly mumble under your breath, regrets are finally sinking in to you.

"I wonder how Y/N unnie is going to look in the outfits." Hyein jumps up in excitement upon arriving to yours, Minji's and Danielle's dressing room.

Hanni nods in agreement. "I still can't believe they put me with you two and not them."

"Excuse me?" The youngest whips her head in instant speed, looking offended. "It's bad enough I have to share a room with you, you think I want to paired up with you, Hanni unnie?"

Haerin sighs, knocking on the door of the dressing room.

"Coming!" Danielle says from the other side, opening the door slightly and letting out a cute noise before widening the door to let her members in. "You guys look so good!"

Haerin smiles softly in response, linking her arm with Australian.

"Where's my Y/Nnnie?" Hanni walks in, scanning the room before taking a seat down on the couch.

Not that word again.

"She left real quick to get a drink with Minji unnie." Danielle replies, dragging Haerin with her to sit down on the couch in the dressing room. "But omg guys! She looks super pretty. Like she was already pretty when she first arrived, right? But after her hair got done, her makeup and her fit of clothing, AHH she looks amazing!"

The Vietnamese smirks, looking at the other Aussie. "Sounds like Jihye has a crush?"

"What? No." Danielle flat out denies.

However, Haerin stares at her best friend, confused as to why her face is suddenly all flushed bright pink.

"You sure?" Hyein asks, wondering about the actual truth. "Because if you do, you have two other girls fighting for her attention."

Danielle gasps, covering her mouth. "Omg, whoo?"

"Me!" Hanni retorts, rolling her eyes.

"And Minji unnie."

Haerin cannot believe it. She really absolutely can't.

'What are they on about?' Haerin cannot help but to think to herself.

"Whether you guys have a crush or not, we're a team so nothing is going to happen anyways." Haerin breaks the slight argue, unlocking her phone to interact with 'Bunnies'.

"Okay, whatever." Hanni replies, rolling her eyes again at the younger's 'nerd' talk.

A knock on the door leads the other four girls startled, wondering who it is.

"Hey Dani, we're back." Minji announces from outside.

Danielle quickly fixes her hair, releasing her arm from her best friend's, she gets up with a slight prance. Clearing her throat before opening the door.

"You guys took so long, I was starting to miss you." She frowns with a pout, earning a small giggle from you.

Haerin turns her head at the sound from you, she feels like she suddenly can't breathe at your appearance.

Dani was right.

"Y/N unnie! You look so pretty!" Hyein jumps up, darting towards you, Minji and Danielle.

Seeing Hyein, you smile and wave at her. Darting your eyes to the other two members sitting on the couch, Hanni waves back with a wink while Haerin stares at you before looking back down at her phone.

You conclude that the member is an iPad baby.

"Y/N, this bow matches you so well!" Danielle said, for what seems like the 6th time today.

She tries to look occupied with her phone but her eyes are constantly staring down at the way Minji's arms is linked with yours and how Danielle is fixing the cute bow in your hair.

"Are you excited for the concept photos, unnie?" Hyein asks, leaving you wide-eyes at the sudden question.

You start to walk, to take a seat and everyone follows you, wanting to know your answer. Most importantly, they want to know how you feel about being apart of the team, on the second day.

Something naturally must be pulling you close to Haerin, because somehow, sitting besides her just feels right, even if the both of you haven't come to terms yet with one another.

Haerin feels her body tense at the scent coming from you; she was always weak for pretty girls who smell good. God, the universe is starting to curse her, this has to be karma, right?

The cat-eyed female doesn't know if it's because of the way your hair is beautifully styled in waves; kind of similar to Minji's hair, or if it's because your eye makeup seems to accentuate your already natural features or if it could be the cute elf ears added to you for the concept. Something about you makes Haerin have a weird burning and itchy sensation in the back of her throat and it pisses her off.

"I am excited." You can't help but to feel grateful for how welcoming everyone, well mostly, are to you. "You all have been so welcoming, it feels like I've been here since day one, thank you all."

The Wasian female giggles, screaming as she squeezes your cheeks. "AHH, Y/N, you are SOO CUTE!"

"After we do solo shoots and group shots, we'll be in pairs." Minji announces, taking the piece of paper she was handed earlier in the morning from her coat pocket.

Her eyes read the pairs, a small little smirk is tugging on her lips. "Hanni and Jihye are paired up, Y/N and Haerin are paired up, and Hyeinnie and I are paired up."

The Aussie line sighs, relieved that they're partners but upset at how Haerin manages to be SO lucky to get paired up with you.

Haerin cannot help but to feel sort of smug and nervous irritated knowing that she's yet paired up with you again.

Everyone watches you as you pose in the water, holding a white rose in your mouth as you look over at the camera with a specific look in your eyes.

"She's a natural.." Minji couldn't take her eyes off of you and at how you being in front of the camera looks like such an every day thing to you.

Haerin understands now. She understands why SM kept casting you; you do have that star quality in you, you were born to be an idol. She gets it.

Just how much did Min Hee Jin went through lengths to snatch you from the basements of SM.

"You two are definitely going to kill this couple shoot." Danielle encourages her best friend, with a small 'fighting' symbol made with her fist. "I'm positive you two will lead one another well during the shoots."

Couple shoot?

"Good! Y/N-shi, each photo is coming out very well!" The photographer praises you, making you feel red about it which earns an orchestra of 'awes' from your members.

Even Haerin couldn't help but to let out a small smile at it.

Wait, what? Did Haerin just smile at you?

Why does the smile from her face makes you feel even more shy?

"She's all red from the water but somehow it makes the shots look even better." The director says to his assistant, who agrees with a fast nod. "Fans will love her, for sure."

Is he right? Would 'Bunnies' love you?

"Okay Y/N-shi, you're all set!" The upperman in the industry says with a proud smile, looking at you like you're his own daughter. "After Danielle-shi and Hanni-shi, we'll get your shoots with Haerin-shi."

Haerin feels her breath hitch at the thought of doing a couple shoot with you.

"Haerin-ah, go over to the dressing room with the stylists to get prepared." Minji places her hand on the feline female, indicating her to follow the two hair and makeup stylists. "Y/N will be with you shortly."

The younger nods with a half-smile, peering over to where the stylists wait for you and her. She gives another smile to the oldest member before walking off to the pretty unnies, hehe.

"Thank you! You've all worked hard." You bow to the staff and director, getting out of the water as you quickly scurry over to where your members were standing.

"Y/N! You did so good out there, oh my god!" Hanni wraps a towel around you to stop you from shivering.

Minji agrees, nodding continuously with a pretty smile. "You were really pretty, Y/N."

"You really know how to set a mood for the pictures." Danielle can't help but to compliment you, making sure her eyes meet yours.

Hyein jumps up and tackles you. "Unnie, you did amazing!"

"Hyeinnie, you're going to get wet!" You warn the girl with concern, but ultimately, you still hugged her back.

"Haerin already went over with her stylists to the dressing room to start getting ready for the pairing shoot." Minji informs you. "Just follow with your stylists and you'll meet with Haerin."

You hold the towel around your shoulders, nodding at the oldest's words. "Thank you, Minji unnie."

The leader widens her eyes again at 'unnie', but she manages to calm herself down, ignoring the way her ears are burning up. "Of course, Y/N."

The youngest snorts at the oldest, earning a small smack on the back from Minji. "OW!"

Pt. 3 IS UP! thank you all for the love and support on muse, it's making me happy and excited to keep writing the mini series :) i'm SOOO SORRY for how late it is; been kind of going through it 😭😭

taglist: @ilovekimminji , @justme-idle , @kyuusberry , @masuowo , @iraa567 , @shycreationdreamland , @idunnofr , @imahybridicannotbekilled , @twicesserafim, @awkwardtoafault

#kpop x reader #new jeans x reader #kpop imagines #new jeans imagines #haerin x reader #kang haerin x reader

[rottenpumpkin13]

I heard Angeal is into photography

what kind of photos does he take?

Photos On Angeal's Camera

• Zack mid-squat.

• A photo of a gorgeous sunset somewhere in Mideel, its second version with Genesis and Sephiroth posing in front of it. Their smiles are forced and unenthusiastic. Angeal clearly forced them to take the picture.

• A photo of Lazard working in his office but he's casually wearing a fake axe headband one of the SOLDIERs put on him.

• Zack and Sephiroth posing with their thumbs up in front of Genesis, who's sleeping on the floor of his office with an eye mask. They glued two eyes onto the mask while he's passed out.

• A photo of Sephiroth in full uniform and armor casually pushing a shopping cart at the store. He's in the bread aisle holding at a discount baguette.

• Genesis goofing off in a meeting, using the length of Sephiroth's hair as a mustache.

• Cloud giving Zack a piggyback ride, but they're falling so it's just a blur of motion in the picture.

• A photo of Genesis falling from an air vent, but it's just a red blur of motion.

• A photo Genesis took where Angeal is drawing cat ears on a poster of Sephiroth.

• Mirror selfie in the elevator of Sephiroth, Genesis, and Angeal after a grueling assignment. They're all covered in dirt and muddy water.

• A nice picture of Zack and Sephiroth with their arms around each other at the pool. Genesis is drowning in the background.

• A panorama of a grassy scenery that got ruined because it caught Sephiroth struggling with a melting ice cream cone.

• A cute picture of Cloud pointing at a Cloud in the sky.

• A nice selfie Zack took where he's smiling, but you can see Lazard yelling at Angeal and Genesis in the background.

• A photo set of Hojo tripping up the escalators, Sephiroth's favorite thing ever.

• Angeal takes tons of photos of the plants in his apartment. He's very proud of them.

• A photo of (drunk) Sephiroth licking up spilled milk off the counter that he keeps as blackmail.

• A photo of (sober) Genesis face-planted on the ground in glittery high heels he could not walk in. He also keeps it as blackmail.

• Several pictures of his completed recipes, oftentimes accompanied by a shot of Sephiroth, Genesis and Zack looking pissed because Angeal won't let them eat before he takes the photo.

• A random photo of Sephiroth sitting at Lazard's, drinking and iced coffee and wearing sunglasses.

• A photo set of (infantryman) Cloud kicking down a door that says "SOLDIER members only" and walking inside.

• A photo of Cissnei doing Zack's makeup.

• A photo of Sephiroth sitting on Zack's messy bed in his even messier room. Sephiroth is doing a thumbs up. Angeal took this one to shame Zack into cleaning his room.

• A photo of Angeal posing alongside one of the Guard Dogs. And then a follow-up of Sephiroth and Zack imitating the same photo with Zack as the dog.

• Genesis pretending to read intently. He's holding his book upside down.

• A photo of Sephiroth laying face down, spead-eagle in the middle of the road. The picture was Sephiroth's idea and he made Angeal title it "How I Feel Inside."

• Several photos of flower beds at Aerith's house. A photo of Zack and Aerith doing that cliche prom pose in front of the flowers.

• A candid photo taken during lunch in the cafeteria. Sephiroth and Genesis are laughing at something.

• Several candid photos of Angeal taken by either Zack or Genesis, who claim that Angeal takes pictures of everyone but himself. Some of these include:

• Angeal while he's cooking with one of those cliche "kiss the cook" aprons. • Several photos of Angeal with random SOLDIERs and cadets dangling off of him. It really showcases how everyone loves him as both a mentor and a co-worker. • Angeal watering the plants in his apartment. • Cute picture of Angeal using Zack as a barbell, Zack is laughing. • A photo of Angeal blowing out the candles on his birthday cake. There's frosting on his nose.

• A gust of wind causing Sephiroth's hair to thwack Genesis in the face.

• Cloud fell asleep in Zack's apartment, Zack promptly grabbed a chocobo plush, placed it near Cloud and called Angeal to come take a picture.

• A photo of Lazard in the lounge surrounded by SOLDIERs. Everyone's comfortable. Lazard is wearing a hoodie he stole from one of them and is eating a bag of chips while they all talk.

#ff7 #ffvii #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley #zack fair #cloud strife #ff7 crisis core #ffvii crisis core #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #agszc #ags

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Vil Schoenheit - Playful Dress Vignette

"I was able to witness such a rare sight"

[Playful Land – Bazaar]

Puppet: Come By, Come And See! Would You Like A Playful Land Souvenir!?

Vil: …...

Vil: Well, I thought I would get some souvenirs for those back at school, but…

Vil: These accessories, medals, and mugs… aren't really gifts I would give others.

Vil: Oh, is this… a badge? It's small, I do like how prettily the gold shines.

Vil: This may be a perfect find. Could you wrap this up for me?

Puppet: Of Course!

Jade: Oh my, Vil-san. I thought you would be exploring the park, but have you turned to souvenir shopping already?

Vil: That's right. I spotted some lockers earlier, so I thought I would use those until we leave.

Jade: I hadn't noticed there were lockers available.

Jade: I planned on leaving souvenir shopping for later, but if that is the case, then I suppose it won't be a bother to shop for some now.

Vil: Well, if you weren't over here for souvenirs in the first place, why did you come this way?

Jade: Me? Something rather fascinating happened to have caught my eye…

Vil: Something fascinating?

Jade: Indeed, take a look at these.

Vil: These are… fashion accessories?

Jade: Yes. These are character hats, character headbands, and other various accessories that can be worn around the park.

Vil: A hat with fox ears, a scrunchie with a small cat figure attached to it…

Vil: There are even sunglasses with frames that look like a silhouette of a fox.

Vil: So, you like these kinds of character merchandise? That's actually rather surprising.

Jade: WELL, YES, ABSOLUTELY! Although, I haven't had much luck purchasing any since I left the Coral Sea.

Jade: Unfortunately, it's quite difficult to coordinate outfits with these kinds of poppy and cutesy merch…

Jade: I wonder if there is anyone out there who could suit such specialized character accessories.

Jade: If they did exist, I would love for them to show me how they'd wear it, but I'm sure that's easier said than done.

Jade: …That would be much too convenient, right?

Vil: You... I'm more than certain you are lying through your teeth when you say you like such cute merch.

Vil: Does this mean you've come all the way to this shop to try to get a rise out of me? What a charming personality you have.

Jade: Oh, my. A lie…? Nonsense. Please believe me, Vil-san.

Vil: I assume you're only here to try to see me struggle matching those accessories to my outfit.

Vil: Allow me to show you just how fundamentally flawed your scheme is.

Vil: After all, our knowledge and experience are nowhere near the same.

Vil: Well then, first… Ah, I'll start with the sunglasses.

Vil: My current outfit has a base black color, with a purple focus and red accents.

Vil: I do not want to upset the balance of these colors. With that in mind, I would choose this one.

Jade: Those sunglasses have such a vivid red frame… So you chose it based off your accent color instead of the base color.

Vil: Yes, of course. The face is the most prominent part of your body, so it would be a waste to frame it with a color as muted as my base color.

Vil: Next are the earrings. Since we don’t want it to clash with the sunglasses, here we would choose a subtle gold or white gold shimmer.

Vil: The scrunchie should be an eye-catching pink that doesn't take too much attention away from the sleeves.

Vil: I'd match the backpack to purple, and attach plenty of charms to it, within reason.

Jade: …Wonderful. Although you are decorated in character goods from head to toe, your refined presence still shines strong.

Vil: Naturally. Character goods like this are just another facet of fashion, so as long as you keep to the fundamentals, you can't go wrong.

Vil: Specifically, one must always be aware of the color balance. You cannot simply throw everything on without any thought.

Jade: I see, this has been a wonderful learning experience. I shouldn't expect anything less from someone like you.

Vil: Obviously. There isn't a fashion item in the world that I would not be able to put to good use.

Vil: …Or is that too much of a boast? Fufu.

Jade: This was astounding. By the way, may I…

Vil: No photos.

Jade: Ah, I see. That is a shame.

Vil: Well, I've finished choosing my souvenirs, so I'll be off. Goodbye, then.

Jade: …Yes, I'll see you later.

[Playful Land – Gentle Square]

Vil: Playful Land truly is large.

Vil: There's the Catch the Star wheel, an Undersea Walk… As well as a Brawl Bungalow.

Vil: I would love to visit every attraction I haven't been able to check out yet, but there may not be enough time.

Jade: Indeed. Taking into account what free time we have remaining, I would think we could perhaps look into 2 or 3 attractions.

Vil: I concur. That may be the case, especially considering the crowds.

Vil: …Also, Jade, I thought we sent our separate ways back at the bazaar. Why are you still following me?

Jade: I simply thought it would be more exciting to stick with you, Vil-san, than look around on my own. I have no ulterior motives.

Vil: …Honestly, I absolutely cannot believe that. Especially with how much of an innocent front you're displaying.

Vil: Well, no matter. I was just thinking about actually finding some activities to enjoy here at Playful Land.

Vil: And, well, you've an abundance in forethought, so you may not be a terrible companion.

Vil: If you absolutely must, you may join me.

Jade: Thank you very much.

Vil: There is a certain place I would like to go. Let's head there.

[Playful Land – Expedition Whale]

Vil: We've arrived.

Jade: This is…

Vil: Expedition Whale, the largest roller coaster in this amusement park.

Vil: Obviously, we cannot pass up the main attraction. Come, the line is over here.

Jade: Wait a moment, Vil-san. Why don't we visit the Brawl Bungalow first?

Vil: …Huh? Why? The roller coaster is right in front of us.

Vil: You want us to head towards the Brawl Bungalow from here, and then turn all the way around to come back here? I think that is a complete waste of time.

Jade: No, I… The line for the roller coaster is rather long, so I thought perhaps waiting for our turn may be a waste of our time.

Jade: If we use that potential waiting time to visit another attraction, perhaps we could be able to enjoy an additional one…

Vil: …Sigh.

Vil: You know, Jade. I'll only say this once. I gave you permission to "follow me if you must."

Vil: I never said you could direct me anywhere. I don't want there to be any misunderstandings.

Jade: Right, my apologies. Only, if we consider our limited time remaining…

Vil: Oh… And here I thought you would back off because I was a little sterner there. How odd.

Vil: I don't think you rather look to be that interested in the Brawl Bungalow, either. It's as if you are trying to avoid the roller coaster entirely.

Vil: I'm sure it absolutely isn't the case, but… Could it be that you're attempting to avoid the roller coaster because you're scared…?

Vil: That couldn't possibly be the case, right, Jade?

Jade: Of course not. To tell you the truth, I am simply worried for you, Vil-san.

Jade: It seems as though the roller coaster will splash us with water in the end…

Jade: I couldn't help but be concerned for your beautiful makeup. We wouldn't want it to run.

Vil: Mmhmm. If you say so. Uh-huh…

Vil: If my makeup runs, I just have to fix it.

Vil: Is that all you have? Come on, let's go.

Vil: Well, now… The coaster is about to move. Are you ready, Jade?

Jade: Ready? I'm not entirely sure what you mean… I am still fraught with worry for you, Vil-san.

Jade: I must at least be prepared to shield you, after all, in case your makeup runs.

Vil: You truly don't ever stop speaking. …But I wonder, how long will you be able to keep it up?

[clank, clank, clank…]

Vil: Look Jade, the view is breathtaking. We can see the whole of Playful Land.

Jade: Yes, truly… It is very high… And from this height, I assume we're about to…

[clank!!]

Jade: URK…!?

Vil: …Heh.

[RRRRRGGGGGGOOOOORRR!!]

[SPLASSSH!!]

Vil: Ahh, that was a superb thrill…!

Vil: Rollercoasters this long and thrilling are completely out of the ordinary.

Vil: But, I'm quite elated to have been able to experience such a one-of-a-kind attraction. On top of that…

Vil: I was able to witness such a rare sight: Jade, speechless.

Vil: I'm sure you tagged along, hoping to find some reason to rib me… I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.

Jade: …...

Jade: …Oh no, I am just the same as ever. That was a enjoyable coaster.

Jade: However, perhaps I would like to refrain from riding it for a little while…

Vil: Oh, have you recovered already? I guess I should at least commend your moxie.

Vil: We're moving on to the next attraction, Jade. I'm nowhere near satisfied yet.

Requested by @farfalla049.

#twisted wonderland #twst #vil schoenheit #jade leech #twst vil #twst jade #twst translation #twst stage in playful land

[cream-stew]

hi.. can i request childe and ayato using sex toys on afab reader?

hope you’re doing well!!💕

🔞 minors dni

warnings: afab reader, overstimulation, sex toys (bullet vibe, spreader bar, cat ears + tail), no penetration, collars

// note: had a lot of fun with this tbh👀 I'll probably use this concept for other characters too at some point

childe: he comes home saying he bought you some gifts, but he's such a bold faced liar !! he did buy some things, but he seems to enjoy them even more than you do :( he bought a collar, a headband with cat ears, a cat tail attached to a buttplug, AND a spreader bar ?! your afternoon is gonna be insane… but you're intrigued, so you put everything on anyways, whining while he stretches your asshole enough to put the tail in place. he cuffs your ankles to the spreader bar, then pushes you down on the bed, squishing your face against the pillow. he presses something oval shaped to your pussy lips, and you gasp when it starts vibrating… he bought a vibe too ?! for once, he doesn't even seem interested in fucking you, but only in reducing you to a whiny mess, so he keeps the vibe pressed to you, sometimes teasing your clit with it, and he just keeps going no matter how many times you cum :(

ayato: he takes you out for lunch while wearing a vibe deep inside your pussy, your panties soaking wet already even before you reach your favorite café🥺 you two sit in a booth near the back, so he can watch you squirm on your seat as he adjusts the vibration over and over, going from the lowest setting to the highest, then right back to the lowest. you cover your mouth in a way that you hope will look natural, and, mercifully, he orders for you, but the vibe is soooo deep inside !! it's pressing right up to your sweet spot, you're so scared you'll cum right there and make a mess on the floor… eventually, you excuse yourself to the bathroom, and just at the right time! you lock yourself in the first stall you can reach, and the vibe immediately turns on again, bringing you to a very intense orgasm. he'll be mad that you cummed already :( but you hope that if you take some pics of your creamy pussy he'll let it slide just this once!

#genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact smut #childe x reader #childe smut #ayato x reader #ayato smut

[omgsuperstarg]

#K-popaddock- Toto Wolff x reader

You know I love nothing more than K-pop! So what better than dance challenges with some of the drivers and even the boss man himself for some good fun in between races.

As a driver, you knew it had been stressful having to push the pedal to the metal every weekend but you loved it and wouldn't have it any other way. Everyone knew how much of a K-pop fan you were by the edits and dance covers you uploaded and they loved when you got the chance to show off your skills.

The Mercedes admin gave you the honour of creating some content for the Team Socials and the fans knew that in your spare time, you loved to dance especially to K-pop songs. So you started the #kpopaddock in which each race weekend you tried to do at least some challenges personal and fan-voted. So for the newest edition, it was time to see the other drivers on Grid show their moves and the poison was EXO Kai's Rover since it was the easiest and you knew most of the guys could pick it up well.

And so it began, it was enjoyable seeing the guys try their hand at the choreography. Charles and Carlos put their own flavour and comedy into the dance as you knew the C² would. Max and Daniel did the dance well and Lewis put his own style and improvised a dance to the song.

Now this was the moment that the fans would go ballistic over. It's a proven fact that Toto is a staple to the F1 internet and what better way to get the fangirls screaming than their fave principal dancing. The admin had him agree to do some content but he doesn't know what kind so it was time to break the news and document it.

"Hey boss man, I hope you're ready for your special challenge", you say smiling hiding your evil intentions on what your boss has to do.

'"I hope nothing too difficult and embarrassing.", the Austrian principal speaks with a hint of amusement.

"As we all know, you can party hard and dance so I want to challenge you to bust a move utilizing some k-pop choreo and the whole garage is going to be your personal cheerleader", the garage erupts into cheers and whistles with some taking out their phones ready to capture the moment.

Toto's face resembles a cherry with blood rushing to his cheeks but knowing Toto he's not one to refuse but I did have a stipulation if he did forfeit.

"Just so you know sir, if you fail to accept you must wear wolf ears for the remainder of today's proceedings. So choose wisely!", you say in giddy excitement.

You could hear him mutter in German at the mess he's about to enter.

"Don't worry boss, your dance will be cool and simple to complete and that song is 2PMs My house. Get your popcorn yall cuz this is finna be a show you'll never forget", you profess like an announcer at a circus saving the best act for last.

You begin to teach Toto the moves and he's a surprisingly quick study, its always nice to see the man you look up to have a little breather since race days always have him stressed and the cherry on the cake is that it gives the team a morale boost.

"You think you're ready Mr. Wolff?", you inquire to your commander.

"Yes, I hope I don't embarrass myself too much. I'm marvelled at you. Not only you're a great driver yet here you displaying another facet of your talent. Im quite proud of you.", he confesses after which he gives you a huge wolff hug.

NOW ITS SHOWTIME!!! With all cameras at the ready and baited breath, this was his debut and you placed the cat headband on him for good measure and then the music started.

It was such a huge moment that even some of the other garages came to sneak a peak at the powerful Wolff getting his dance on and in the end, he did pretty great and the crowd loved it. Some cameramen even documented it live. It was truly an ICONIC Toto moment! You didn't think Toto was able to move his hips like that but he proved you wrong.

You even sent the video to Mrs Susie so she could see her beloved husband in action and she LIVED FOR IT AS WELL as well as little Jack laughing at seeing his dad dance😊😂👌

"AHHHHHHHHH, yep!!!!! This is millions-worthy right here. THE FANS ARE GOING TO EAT THIS UP!!!!!", you say as you observe the footage.

"You did really good Toto, im proud of you. The ears stay on", you said running to prep for the day's races before he can rebuttal.

Bonus Clip

At the end of the day, you placed P4 and to celebrate you had one more challenge to do and it was a compilation of Lee Chaeyeon's Knock. You've been practising for all four levels of the dance and now it's time to bare the fruits of the labour. Dressed in your outfit, you proceeded to leave it all on the track for everyone to see!

#Youtube #toto wolff x reader #f1 x reader #kpop #dance fever

[akkkkollle]

Ok so like sanzu wearing a maid costume with a cat ears and a Dog leash while reader is doing his work and sanzu gets on all fours and ask reader fuck him. Reader ignores him on purpose and then sanzu starts Barking the pats on the head and says now sit on my lap if you're a good boy sanzu sits on his lap and well yeah

Pairing: Sanzu × M!Reader.

Cw: Pet play, pleading, master kink, teasing, butt plug, kind of like double penetration, pet names.

The sound of the keys echoes through the almost empty room. You sigh when you go to the next line, typing. Your hearing picks up the sound of the door opening ahead, behind your computer, but you don't pay attention, knowing perfectly well who it is. You see a silhouette to your left when it disappears from your field of vision, appearing already at your feet. The sound of metal scraping against the wooden floor is heard. You lower your eyes for a second, capturing the image below you, and then you look back at the monitor.

His pink face now matches his pink hair, spread over his shoulders. His hands are nervously clutching the fabric of the dress and the lower part of the apron. His hand adjusts the pink collar around his neck, which makes a ringing sound that makes him jump. The headband with ears on his head corresponds to his tail, which is attached to something. He sighs, his knees touching the floor, just like his hands. His head is buried in your thigh.

- Fuck me, - pause, - master... I beg...

He whines when not a muscle on your face twitches. He raises his head slightly, looking at the monitor, seeing that you are still typing. He exhales softly, looking away. Some indistinct sound reaches your ear.

- What, I'm sorry? - you ask disinterestedly.

- I, mmm.... Woof-woof..! - here you already look at him, which makes his cheeks a few shades darker.

You move away from the table, turning your chair towards him. Your hand runs through his pink hair, and then lies completely on them, stroking. He snuggles up to your touch with a satisfied smile, to which you only smile mockingly.

-Haru, honey, - he looks up at your face, - sit on my lap like a good boy.

His eyes widen, but he immediately obeys and sits slightly awkwardly on your lap. Your hand rests on its tail, running from the tip to its base. You make a satisfied grunt, feeling that the tail is still in his ass. Your fingers slide into his hole wet with grease, forcing him to make a satisfied moan of pain. His head rests on your shoulder when you start moving your fingers, making him twitch on your lap.

- Well, hush, hush, - you press his hips to you, making him whine, - be a good boy, Sanzu.

-F-fuck me, please... - he repeats, already pleading.

- Why would I do that? I'm fine as it is. - and emphasizing your words, you pressed your fingers on the cork, making him groan.

- M-master, please... I-I can't, ah! I can't do it anymore! - he whines as tears roll down his face. You just roll your eyes, but smile as you lift his head off your shoulder.

-You're prepared, aren't you? - he nods. - Well, then I guess you can handle more than just me, right?

- W-what—? Ah, d-damn..! - he screams when his hands grab your shoulders when you insert your dick into him.

He bites his lip, still looking at the ceiling, feeling your cock stretching his hole even more than his artificial tail. He gently groans "yes" and you immediately grab his ass, lifting him over your dick. He sobs when he feels you touching everything he was missing. You touch his prostate and several particularly sensitive areas. Well, it's going to be a long day. Until you feel the vibration in the back pocket of your jeans from your boss's calls.

#Akkkkollleworks #top male reader #dom male reader #seme male reader #x male reader #tokyo revengers x male reader #sub tokyo revengers #sub tokrev #Tokrev x male reader #Tokrev smut #Tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers x reader #tokrev x reader #Sanzu x male reader #Sub sanzu #sanzu x reader #Sanzu smut #sanzu haruchiyo x reader #sanzu haruchiyo smut #tr smut

[kozumebunny]

Nekoma + Inarizaki in the Maid dress

Kuroo Tetsuro would wear the maid dress for you in a heartbeat. Have you seen this man? He is a being of chaos. If anything he would also expect you to wear a full on suit type of thing so he can really get into calling you master. Don't be fooled though, he is still a dork telling you science puns and facts as a way to flirt with you. He would wear one of the classic maid dresses where it has the puffy sleeves, petticoats underneath and doesn't show a lot of skin, but has the distinct silhouette. has the apron that layers over it with the tie back, and even has the frilly headband to go with it. (Yeah, he may or may not wear the cat ears for you too.)

Yaku Morisuke would rather see you in the maid dress, but he would never tell you no! He lives for spoiling you rotten. It's his love language to treat you like a princess, so him wearing the maid dress isn't totally out of the blue is it? Wears one of the hyper feminine frilly cutesy lolita style ones. He probably would also wear thigh high stockings, I don't think he would wear the frilly bracelet things or a necklace. Yaku cares a lot about comfort and those things don't speak to peak comfort for him. Would only wear it around the house for you, but that doesn't mean he fully plays into the maid/master dynamic with you. He would do things for you still if you ask him nicely, but demands is where you're starting to push it.

Kozume Kenma would say no initially. Just because he could crossdress and pull it off doesn't mean he will. If you wear it for him he doesn't really care? he thinks you look nice but will not lean into the maid/master dynamic. Would wear it for you as a casual thing. Won't make anything you tell/ask him to, it's just another piece of clothing to him. Wears a really simple comfortable one, probably Long sleeve. Not that feminine of a dress and doesn't wear petticoats. wears thigh highs because he thinks they're comfortable.

Taketora Yamamoto would absolutely wear it. Unironically tells you things like "step on him". He may even bark at you. He would just show up to practice with it and then start barking at you. This is what you signed up for, deal with it. He also may or may not be hoping that him wearing the maid dress for you will result in you wearing the maid dress for him. Not really a maid/master dynamic present, does it as a haha funny, and wants you to wear it because he thinks you'd be cute in one.

Haiba Lev wears it because Kuroo convinces him. Wears it to practice even. He just wants to do something nice for you. No maid/master dynamic because he most likely doesn't understand it to begin with.

Kita Shinsuke wouldn't wear it. Wouldn't really care for you to wear it for him either. He wouldn't be opposed to you wearing an apron and nothing else though. No maid/master dynamic, it's more of just the average we live together domestic dynamic.

Aran Ojiro would probably wear it. It depends on a lot of things like, how comfortable he is with you and in what way he would wear it. Probably a really wholesome maid master dynamic, he thinks you'd be adorable in a maid dress. Would say please and thank you when asking you to get things. He thinks its just a fun item for you to wear, not exactly a whole sexual encounter.

Miya Atsumu would ask you to wear it all the time. It's borderline annoying. "Don't you want to be my good girl??" It's insanely sexual for him and he gets off to the maid master dynamic. He lives for the idea of pure obedience. Is the type of asshole to definitely bring it up during locker room talk. Wouldn't wear the maid dress for you.

Miya Osamu would casually show you a photo of a maid dress and just ask you if you'd wear it. If you do, he will buy it for you to wear. Thinks it's a cute matching outfit idea for you both to just wear a maid dress then stay at home cooking and watching a movie. Maybe a very light maid master dynamic, he likes having you as his partner in crime, not as a maid.

Suna Rintaro would just throw the fucking maid dress at you. You're hanging out at his place, he says here and then tosses it to you. He likes the maid master dynamic. Uses it very often. Would not wear the maid dress for you unless you really wear him down. He's a stubborn ass, he won't wear it but will bug you to wear it.

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines #kuroo x reader #yaku morisuke x reader #kozume kenma x reader #taketora Yamamoto x reader #Haiba lev x reader #kita shinsuke x reader #aran ojiro x reader #miya atsumu x reader #miya Osamu x reader #suna rintaro x reader #kuroo tetsurou #yaku morisuke #kenma kozume #yamamoto taketora #lev haiba #kita shinsuke #aran ojiro #miya twins #miya osamu #atsumu miya #suna rintarō

[cheeriecherrymain]

Here’s my request for headcanons: Viktor during Halloween!

I'm very sorry it gets a little bit saucy at the end

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Viktor x Reader - Halloween Edition

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-Halloween is different between Piltover and its undercity. Topside is where you’ll find fancy costume balls, exquisite clothing and intricate masks, and little groups of children wandering around between shops in search of free candy.

-Zaun is where you’ll find…creepier things, in a sense. The traditions are kind of similar, but with such a distinct gap in wealth, they’re bound to be executed differently.

-The costumes are all handmade, for those who can afford it. Hand-painted paper mache masks, often made by the kids who wear them, brightly coloured and worn above some kind of dark cloak. Like some kind of strange floating head.

-But you’ll only find children looking for candy in the better parts of the city. Most of the people outside those areas couldn’t afford to be giving things away for free, anyways.

-Keeping all this in mind, you know that your beloved boyfriend had never really experienced the true joy of getting dressed up in a fancy costume, and wandering around until he had more sweets than he knew what to do with.

-You sincerely doubt he’d find joy in doing such a thing now: his work kept him busy, and his lack of inclination towards crowds would mean he wasn’t interested in attending a party. But that didn’t mean you couldn’t try.

-You head over to the lab at an obscene time of day - so early that the sun wouldn’t be up for another couple of hours. You weren’t a morning person in the slightest, but you knew that this was the only time of day where you could guarantee Viktor wouldn’t be present.

-And so you spend another couple hours decorating. It’s nothing fancy; mostly little strings of festive shapes that you’ve cut out of paper, tiny hanging lanterns that flicker with faux candles in them. 

-You even take the time to hand-paint designs all over the window glass, so the sun casts interesting shadows across the room. 

-And of course, you make sure to do everything in such a way so that the lab is still entirely usable. Nothing in the way of experiments or tools, nothing blocking doorways or the lamps on the desks.

-Proud of your work, you decide to reward yourself by curling up on the old couch shoved into the corner of the lab, for occasions where either Jayce or Viktor decide that going home isn’t worth the trouble (a less common occurrence nowadays, thankfully)

-What you don’t expect is to wake up many hours later than intended. What had been planned as a quick nap had apparently quickly become a longer snooze, leaving you frazzled and confused when you open your eyes.

-The couch has left imprints in your skin, wrinkles which dictate how well you actually managed to sleep. Even more lovely is Viktor’s coat, thick wool with a soft lining, laid comfortably over your upper body to keep you warm.

-Neither scientist notices you wake up, too engrossed in their own tasks. It gives you a moment to look around the room and observe them for a bit.

-Well, you mostly observe your boyfriend. 

-Watching quietly while he writes his messy notes, his lips pressed together in a thin, pensive line. The little crease at the corner of his eye, more pronounced when he squints while he thinks, undoubtedly going over one of the problems the duo have been facing throughout the week.

-It warms your heart.

-And then, with a little thrill, do you notice that thing.

-The thing you had mostly bought as a joke. That you would have worn all day, had Viktor refused.

-A cat-eared headband.

-It’s subtle, made of black felt and wire, but it’s there. Set perfectly on top of his head.

-You can’t help the mirthful giggle that bubbles past your lips, alerting your boyfriend to your status. He glances over to you with a smile, slowly rising out of his seat to come over to you, stretching along the way.

- “You’ve nearly missed lunch,” he says, finding a seat beside you on the couch. You roll into a sitting position, pressed right up against him, and quickly lean towards him to steal a kiss.

- “I didn’t expect to sleep so long,” you admit. “I guess I was more tired than I thought I was.”

- “Yes, sneaking into the lab in the wee hours of the morning just to decorate would probably do that,” he chastises you, though there’s no real malice or disapproval in his tone.

-You smile at him, stealing one last kiss before reaching up to nudge the ears atop his head. “I didn’t think you’d even consider wearing these,” you tell him, straightening them by a fraction. “I thought for sure they’d be too childish for you.”

-He presses his lips to your cheek a couple of times, until you snort and try to squirm away. “I never got to wear such a thing growing up. I figured I might as well try it out now.”

-You stare up at him, fondly going over each of his features, your heart growing warmer with each you pass. Until your gaze inevitably ends up back at the ears.

- “They suit you, in any case,” you smile.

-And then, all at once, your boyfriend’s expression goes from light and happy, to troublesome and mischievous. Something you’ve seen him wear far too many times, almost always preceding some kind of nonsense prank. Usually at Jayce’s expense.

-Or yours.

-He tilts his face down, his lips brushing against the curve of your jaw, all the way to the spot just below your ear.

- “They’ll suit you even better,” he murmurs lowly, his breath tickling your skin. “If you’ll wear them for me tonight, micinka?”

#viktor x reader #viktor arcane x reader #arcane x reader #viktor headcanons #arcane headcanons #requests are open!

[strawbrygashez]

Postal fic (No real ships besides p1 x p4 and Movie Dude x Corkscrew but they aren’t the main focus)

Maid Cafe

Yep :3 all the postal dudes for some reason are stuck in p4s world (besides p1. he just was already there) and they all need to raise some money for some parts to get p4s truck moving again… so three pdudes (p1, p3, and Movie Dudes) are stuck working at a maid cafe 🤭 this fic was honestly just a short thing for fun and not serious at all so just keep that in mind!! Only tw is uhh they kinda compare each other’s bodies if that might make u uncomfortable

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“I want to fucking die.” P1 plainly said as he gripped the bottom of the dress he’s basically stuck wearing. P3 rolled his eyes as he fixed the position of the cat ear headband the long haired ginger was wearing. “Cmon it’s not that bad. You kinda make that dress work somehow.” He said with a smirk though he wasn’t really lying. P1s form fits it out nicely and his legs in those stockings…were pretty nice but he knew not to go into detail of what he liked specifically unless he wanted his face beat in by p4 later. “You just gotta stop sweating. You look like you’re melting” he added in, chuckling.

P1 wiped his forehead with the back of his arm with a frown. He couldn’t help how fucking embarrassed he was. He barely usually left p4s side and no one ever really pays him any attention in public but now he was just supposed to be okay acting all cutesy and charming to strangers just to afford some stupid car parts? Why couldn’t they just all go steal them? Why did he have to end up being in part of the group that had to go ‘help’ out with Vince’s little side hustle? Did p4 even know what helping out Vince this time would entail?! So many questions and complaints ran through P1s head as he stood there in one of the hallways in the dumb little restaurant.

“How.. are you okay with this? Doesn’t this hurt your ‘male ego’ especially?” P1 finally spoke up before finally looking up from the floor he’d had his eyes glued on. The other Dude shrugged and turned towards the full length mirror next to them. “Mm…Not really. I think I look kinda good actually. It would be a crime not to let people feast their eyes on all this” He said turning his body to check out his back side. P1 squinted at him before crossing his arms. “I don’t think you’re really blessing the world all that much.” He grumbled as he watched him flatten out the ends of the skirt. “Pft well sorry not all of us could be built like a twig.” He replied while facing p1 again.

“I wasn’t saying that. I-” P1 cut himself off as p3 went to fix the stupid twin pony tails Vince had suggested p1 to put in. “Look. We can do this okay? If even that nerdy ‘Dude’ who’s banging Corkscrew can do this, then this should be a walk in the park.” He said before moving to point over to Movie Dude who was currently chatting away with some girl at a booth. Sure Movie Dude had been a bit bashful at the whole thing but he was basically making it look like it was nothing and had put himself out there first. P3 himself had gotten some customers too which he’d just handled all brazenly like always, leaving p1 the only one who had not even talked to anyone yet as he’d been hiding in the bathroom after a mini panic attack.

“I-.. I really don’t think I can Dude I-” now the sound of a bell cut him off, the one indicating someone had just came in. P3 put a hand on P1s back quickly. “Cmon dollface! Hike up that skirt and go! You got this!” He cheered as he pushed p1 out of the confines of the hallway, and before he could turn around to yell at him, he’d made eye contact with the customer.. shit now it would be even more awkward to just turn around and hide since the man was just.. standing there looking at him.

P1 took a quick glance over to Movie Dude who had noticed p1 looking anxiously at the new customer. Movie Dude smiled and gave him a thumb up, trying to be reassuring..which only helped a little bit. ‘Aghh… fuck fuck fuck fuckkkk’ P1 thought to himself as he felt himself walking on autopilot towards the man. The man actually had a kind grin which kinda helped him feel even more at ease. Hey maybe this wouldn’t be so bad after all… “We-welcome home mas-” OH YEAH…. HE HAD TO SAY MASTER. Yeah there was no way in hell he could go through with this. He felt his heart beating hard as he stood there, opened mouthed before he mumbled a apology and quickly ran back to p3 who had been watching. He could already feel tears form from embarrassment.

P3 sighed and shook his head. “Just go sit down somewhere or something.. I’ll handle them.” He said before heading off to take care of the man who looked insanely confused now, glancing around the place.

P1 lifted up his sunglasses some to wipe away his tears as he took a seat in one of the booths near by as he watched p3 try to fix the situation. The brunette had put on a remorseful grin as he walked up to the man.“Hey there! Im sorry about my friend.. he’s uh, always super anxious.. Please come take a seat!” He urged but the man seemed… a lot less interested or something with p3 as he shook his head and backed up. “Uh. Sorry. I uh- must have took the wrong turn or something! This isn’t Cockasian! Heh.. uh sorry” the man quickly spat out before going back towards the door. P3 frowned and shoved the man out as he opened it. “YOURE MISSING OUT ASSWIPE!” He yelled before slamming the door back closed.

Now that p3 got his own taste of embarrassment.. he seemed to get on P1s page as he decided to just not do jack shit and just sit down in the same booth with him. Leaving Movie Dude to work by himself with only a few other coworkers.

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Eventually Movie Dude made his way over to the table where the two basically moped about. “Guys.. people are asking why you two are just sitting there and if you’re alright..What if Vince comes back? He’ll catch you guys slacking off.” Movie Dude warned setting one hand on the table, one on his hip. “Someone rejected me..” p3 said with a over the top, very fake sad face. Well it probably actually did get to him some but.. “So? You had some other dude basically wrapped around ur finger a while before that. ‘Some douchebag isn’t into buff guys’ Who gives a shit.”

“That’s easy for you to say. You’re fucking some guy who basically looks like he lives at the gym.” P3 replied. “Wha- how is that- ugh. Nevermind that. Just get up already.” Movie Dude frowned as he tried to pull p3 out of the seat by his arm though he wasn’t budging at all. P1 finally lifted his head from the table where he rested his arms and spoke up. “Why are we even doing this? we can just find out if there is a junk yard somewhere near by and grab the parts they told us we would need.”

Movie Dude let go and sighed. “That’s probably way more difficult than this. You don’t even have to do much. I mean it’s kinda embarrassing but-”

“He’s sensitive Dude. Just let him relax.” P3 interrupted as he leaned back in his seat. Movie Dude glanced over to p1 before giving a little nod. “Yea.. but what about you?” He asked raising a eyebrow. “Eh. The twig is right. I can probably just find the damn parts in a junk yard. Let’s just head out of here.”

“And just leave the other workers by themselves?”

“You can stay if you want but I think we’re gonna head out.”

Movie Dude was silent for a moment before shaking his head and tossing his notepad he’d written orders in, out onto the table. “Fine. Let’s sneak some drinks and shit from the kitchen first before we leave. Im hungry”

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And their plan had played out surprisingly. The three walked back towards p4s old trailer, carrying different pieces of junk that they had needed. The only thing that hadn’t really played out in their favor was that some asshole had stole their clothes for some reason so they were stuck in their maid outfits.. yep. They were just three men walking around in broad daylight in maid outfits while holding car parts. P1 still wanted to die but at least he didn’t have to act all cute now..

And once they got back. A surprise awaited them. None of the other Dudes had known what the hell Vinces new business was. So they were just as shocked as they had been earlier at the outfits. But honestly p1 couldn’t give much of a fuck anymore as he tossed the car parts onto the ground and let himself fall into p4s arms. “Don’t ask me to do shit without knowing all the details again asshole.” He warned as he closed his eyes. P4 grinned with a chuckle. “I’m sorry~ I’ll pay more attention next time… as long as you wear this for a bit longer” he teased before giving him a squeeze.

Oh.. and Corkscrew and Movie Dude already had gone off somewhere and were probably enjoying Movie Dudes outfit as well, leaving p3 Dude all alone and feeling rejected yet again.

#postal dude #postal fic #AGAIN THIS JUST A LITTLE SILLY SOMETHING!!

[miabrown007]

The Art of Giving Your Best Friend Platonic Hickeys

"So, I've read this Tumblr post," Marinette said.   Now, at this point in time anyone with the tiniest bit of common sense would have cocked a skeptical eyebrow and backed away from this conversation as fast as their neurotypical legs would carry them.  Chat Noir — against all expectations — peered an eye open. "What did it say?" "It said, and I wholeheartedly agree, that it's okay to have a little crush on your friends.” *** aka Marinette and Chat Noir rent out a hotel room for clowning purposes

The Art of Giving Your Best Friend Platonic Hickeys (1999 words, 1/1 chapters, Teen)

"I've always wanted to try this!" Marinette giggled as soon as the door banged shut behind her.

"Renting out a hotel room with a friend for the heck of it?" Chat Noir asked. His voice was amused but he didn't pay much mind to her, ogling the double bed of their room challengingly as he was.

Marinette threw herself on the comforter without a second thought. "Renting out a hotel room with my best friend for the heck of it!" she corrected.

His face lit up like a toddler's on Christmas as he followed suit, jumping on the bed with all his might. "And I've always wanted to try this!"

"You can do better than just throwing yourself in the sheets, you know," Marinette laughed and gave the bed an experimental bounce.

"Oh, I'm aware," Chat drawled, his mischievous eyes flashing at her as he started springing up and down on the mattress in earnest. "I'm just getting started here."

"That's good, because the night is also only getting started," Marinette countered, holding his gaze for the exact millisecond it took her to get ideas before she threw her head back with a hearty laugh.

And then they did other things one or both of them had always wanted to try, like ordering an unholy amount of ice cream from the room service and feeding it to each other blindfolded, until — in some inexplicable, mysterious way — it ended up in Chat Noir's hair. After that there were no more excuses to avoid trying out the lavender-scented bath bombs they found in the vanity because he had to wash his hair anyway.

Marinette sat on the carpet cross-legged with her back to the bathroom's door, scrolling away on her phone while keeping up a conversation with Chat Noir over the sound of running water.

It was casual.

However, she got so engrossed in a post, she didn't even notice the silence and the approaching footsteps. Chat Noir opened the door and she fell, her back meeting the tiles before he could have caught her.

"Auch, are you okay?" he asked, pulling her to her feet.

“Yeah, I just got distracted,” Marinette said. She gave a once over to him, a smirk tugging on her lips as she went over to sit on the bed. “Cute PJs, by the way.”

“Wearing Ladybug pyjamas is very professional in my line of business, I’ll have you know,” he nodded proudly. He followed her like a shadow and just when she finally found a comfortable position — one-leg pulled under herself — he laid his head on her lap.

“Your hair is all wet,” Marinette complained, albeit making no effort to change the situation.

She grazed her nails over the spot behind his ear — the human one, not the cat one, that would have been weird — the way she knew he liked it. (Although, the weird part was probably the fact that even detransformed and with only a black textile mask to conceal his identity, Chat Noir felt the need to put on a headband accessorised with cat ears. She didn’t comment on that, though — who was Marinette to judge a friend’s self-expression.)

Evidently enjoying the head-scratches, Chat Noir let his eyes drift shut.

"So, I've read this Tumblr post," Marinette said.

Now, at this point in time anyone with the tiniest bit of common sense would have cocked a skeptical eyebrow and backed away from this conversation as fast as their neurotypical legs would carry them.

Chat Noir — against all expectations — peered an eye open. "What did it say?"

"It was a very insightful analysis on platonic relationships, actually," she continued. She ran her fingers through his damp hair and fiddled with the untamable locks.

Chat Noir made a purring sound. "And what did it say about platonic relationships?"

Why Marinette didn’t feel like using the word ‘friendship’ in the first place, she couldn’t quite explain. At any rate, she proceeded to avoid doing so. "It said — and I wholeheartedly agree — that it's okay to have a little crush on your friends. That you can be attracted to them, and that's fine. Because nothing has to come from it. And I think that's really neat."

[read the whole fic on AO3]

@marichatmay, @miraculousfanworks, @discoveringmiraculouswriters

#marichat #miraculous ladybug #marichat may #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #marichat may 2022 #marichat may day 30 #fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #miaraculous writing #back in february my brain high on covid painkiller decided that writing this was a good idea #and honestly I stand y that. this is as on brand as it gets

[1800-lover]

most embarrassing moment of daniel’s life

“Daniel! Look what I have here!” Zoe opened the paper bag, revealing a black headband…with ears? Oh!

“Is this…cat ears?” Daniel asked, slightly tilting his head in confusion. Zoe exclaimed, “Yes! Try it on!”

or

Everyone in Fashion Dept is forever grateful to Zoe for forcing Daniel to wear cat ears (Mostly Zack and Jay)

It's a regular day in J High. Actually, scratch that. It was never a normal day in this school. Random fights, bullying, and half of the students being absent due to taking down/uniting crews or whatever. 

In the classroom of the famous Fashion Department, beauties certainly stay there. The perfect, pretty boy, daniel park. It's no wonder that with his beautiful face, kind personality, and extraordinary fighting skills, he’d steal the hearts of girls and boys in the school. 

To be honest, daniel’s classmates are lucky to see the pretty boy every single day. Especially zack. Sitting with Daniel is both a win and a loss. With Daniel being so dumb and oblivious, Zack wonders how he managed to survive throughout his whole life. I mean, with a face like that, people must constantly be hitting on him. 

As much as Zack wants to deny it, Daniel has a somewhat attractive face. He’s thoughtful, always taking care of Zack. There was one-time Zack had a tiny argument with Mira, and although they act like a married couple, Mira knows that they’re just the best of friends. Zack was feeling down about it, and throughout that day, Daniel gave him kind words that made Zack’s heart flutter. Words like, ‘I’m here for you, Zack.’ and ‘Are you too sad to eat? Here, let me feed you.’. To be honest, Zack was not even that sad enough that he has no energy to feed himself. He was just being a big baby just so Daniel would spoon-feed him. 

As the students were waiting for the teacher to arrive (which is never…), Zoe excitedly approached Daniel. 

“Daniel! Look what I have here!” Zoe opened the paper bag, revealing a black headband…with ears? Oh! 

“Is this…cat ears?” Daniel asked, slightly tilting his head in confusion. Zoe exclaimed, “Yes! Try it on!” 

Daniel shook his hand and shook his head, “No! That's too embarrassing…” He shyly looked away with a small blush on his cheeks. How cute! Almost everyone in the classroom thought.

Meanwhile, Zack was blushing like crazy, while imagining how cute Daniel would look with the cat ears. With Daniel’s soft and fluffy hair, he’d want to pet him nonstop. He was certain he’d most likely purr. While Jay was imagining…not so pure things. Yes, he’d look heavenly and beautiful with those ears, but imagine Daniel as a cat boy. Gosh. If anyone looked at Jay right now, they can compare him to a ripe tomato.

“Aw, come on Daniel! I bought this specifically for you!” Zoe pouted. “And look, you haven’t even worn it, but Zack and Jay look like they'll explode anytime soon.” She pointed at the two idiots who looked embarrassed as hell. 

Damn you Zoe! They thought. 

“Fine! I’ll wear it so your money doesn’t go to waste…” Daniel took the headband with shaky hands and slowly put it on his head. This is so embarrassing! He closed his eyes and looked down. 

He faced in front, meaning Zack, his seatmate, can now see Daniel 100%. 

What the fuck…He’s so cute!!! 

Everyone was stunned. What the! How come a human can look this breathtaking? Almost everyone is at a loss for words. Jay, with wide eyes and mouth open, boldly snapped a picture with his new phone. He was glad he bought a phone with an amazing and hd camera. 

“This is so embarrassing…” Daniel muttered, about to cover his face when Zoe grabbed it. 

With all seriousness, Zoe said, “Daniel, please say nya. Like a cat. Please.” Oh shit. He has never seen Zoe this serious.

“HUH?! No way!!!” 

“Please!!!” “NO!” “I’ll give you 50,000won.”

“Deal.” 

Daniel sucked in a breath, closed his eyes, and said, “N-Nya..!” and winked. Everyone blushed with wide eyes. So cute!!! Crazy part here? He was looking at Zack, who almost died. He didn’t even notice the blood dripping from his nose. 

“Z-Zack! You have a nosebleed!” Embarrassed, Zack looked away, muttering I’m fine, with his hands on his face. While Jay, who was recording everything, looked like he won the lottery. That was hot… he thought. He can't believe he had this absurd thought for his friend!

While everyone looked happy as hell, Daniel will always remember this humiliating moment of his life. This will forever haunt him. But he can’t deny that he’s proud that he made Zack’s nose bleed without the use of his fists. 

#lookism #i love lookism #daniel park #daniel x jay #daniel x zack #cat ears #we love zoe #lookism webtoon #jay and zack being absolute simps for daniel #zack nosebleeding LMAO

[thekingofthieves]

What's your most controversial opinion? Would you state it publicly? What's the most controversial opinion that you would publicly support, if it's different?

Well, my most controversial opinion amongst my best friends appears to be that if Hiei was an animal, he'd be a cat. 🤭 Even my mother has made the comparison without me mentioning it to her beforehand, haha! But both Hiei and Kuwabara completely deny there being any resemblance whatsoever (and Botan says he's "too scary" to be a cat)- but they're not the one to have found Hiei taking a sun nap by the back door, with Eikichi doing the same curled up right on his stomach! My, it was so adorable. ♡ Ah, though Yusuke at least agrees with me about Hiei being a cat- he even bought a cat-ear headband as a joke gift for Hiei one year! 😂 I managed to get him to allow me to take pics of him wearing it, though he's (rather adorably) grumpy through all of them. 🤭

Kuwabara also disagrees that he is much more like a dog than a cat, but the similarities are rather striking to me. Incredibly loyal, protective... easily excitable, and loud. 😂 Not to mention how he's like a lovesick puppy around Yukina.

Haha, but to answer you more seriously, I suppose whichever opinions of mine that'd be considered the most controversial would greatly differ upon worlds. I'd say my acceptance of humans and being content living amongst them would undoubtedly be the top contender in the Makai, even if it seems there's been a recent slow shift towards a more neutral mindset on humans from Yusuke's influence.

When it comes to the Ningenkai however, it's harder to pin down what views of mine may be the most controversial, as my travels across this world have been quite limited- especially in comparison to the vast amount of exploration I've done in the Makai to hunt down treasure. As such, my experience with human customs and ideologies have been restricted to very few regions- though I would like to change that someday and enjoy more of what the Ningenkai has to offer, especially with my friends and family by my side. And additionally, I don't often have much meaningful contact with humans aside from my loved ones, so I'm not well versed in what views are disputed more than others.

Though, one thing I've never understood about human culture is the often rigid structures and divisions around things like gender and relationships. It's quite stark in contrast with how things are in the Makai, but I suppose it's harder for pointless restrictions like that to form there when there's such a large biological variety among demons. Though it's not like the Makai is without its prejudices, but things like someone's identity, body modifications, choices for mates, and the like aren't really things anyone cares about... Well, body modifications that can aid in battle and boost one's power are more controversial (many view that as cheap grabs for power and is only for the weak and unskilled, while others are indifferent and view it much like using any ordinary weapon), but demons won't bat an eye at ones along the lines of alterations of bodily functions or aesthetic changes.

Though it seems these restrictions have been gradually easing over the recent decades in the Ningenkai, so I'm unsure if this would technically be my most controversial stance. But it's clearly still a prevalent issue with much contention in this world, seeing as I still deal with idiots from time to time who take issue with my relationship with Hiei, and- kind of amusingly- those who can't seem to agree on assuming I'm "a woman trying to be a man" or "a man trying to be a woman." Attempting to misgender me is quite futile when I consider myself a mix anyways.

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