Something about Hotch doing the reports for them feels super paternal. Like yeah he’s probably aware they either wouldn’t do it or would half-ass it but, also, caring enough that they’re busy and helping them out? Knowing he definitely wasn’t afforded the same help when he started? Doing it while his wife was asking him to reduce his workload? Staying up and finishing the paperwork while the rest of the team tried to sleep on the jet because there would always be a chance of immediately having to turn around for another case when they landed? Rossi and Gideon would fucking NEVER. I think Hotch is such a good leader because he knows exactly what it looks like when you aren’t one, but he also knows it’s rare for anyone in a position of power to care so he had to get them ready for possibly having to learn that the hard way.
he’s just…. so caring and he’s so quiet about it? which makes this whole situation so fucking heartbreaking. they dont even KNOW all he does for them, and he wont tell them bc he doesnt do it for the recognition. he doesnt do it so they’ll see how much he cares, he doesnt it to genuinely make their lives easier. the only reason he told morgan was bc he had to stop—how many other little things does he do that he says nothing about?
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literally the last time i was at a the club i had a full blown freak out because i realized i wanted to fuck this girl that was flirting with me so i legit ran from her so no actually gay bitches should get a pass for any pda they wanna do
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the way hayden says "anakin's gone"
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Rosemary, dirkjake, and davejade are all the same ships in a way I can’t explain but they all fit The Way You’d Love Her by Mac DeMarco
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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.
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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
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i put every bone back in place for you
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
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ok so hear me out
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when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people
the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to
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