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#IM SO HAPPY IM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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im sorry babes but im begging you. Can we have a pedro pascal x reader fic where she's like a vlogger/lawyer and its like a fanmade video of them on yt of them being crackheads and being all lovey-dovey. like libra x aries vibes they balance each other out sm. you don't have to really but i genuinely feel like you're the only person who can pull this off.
Talk To My Lawyer
Every time Pedro gets asked something he can't answer, he always says the same thing.
Pedro Pascal x Lawyer!Reader | 600< | cw: gender neutral!reader, fluff, crack, rpf, typos, etc.
A/N: i didnt use and pronouns for yn besides you so anyone can read! ALSO this took forever, but im glad I finally did it. I hope you enjoy this nonnie! it's not exactly like the request but its pretty funny lmao
Tagging: @sloanexx @amis-love-bugs @top1bbgloak @sunfairyy @djarinsstuff @mooniesyubi @pedropascalgirly @mmmmandoz @multifandom-fangirl4
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X - (Formerly Twitter) - verse
@hotnewsoutlet: Pedro Pascal announces marriage to Civil Rights Lawyer with heartfelt Instagram post. @gigigogold1: PEDRO IS MARRIED? @linmanuzel: PEDRO IS MARRIED? (2) @HOTdigitidawg: PEDRO IS MARRIED? (3) @103840582duh: ??????????????????????????????????? QUE @pedropascaldad: TO A MOTHER FUCKING LAWYER 💀💀💀✋✋✋ @pedropascaldad: OF COURSE THE LAWYER LOOKS LIKE A SUPERMODEL TOO HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA *jumps off a plane*
@papipascalyuh: ok but if pedro was gonna get married ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hell yeah itd be someone who looks like THAT holy fuck
@80pascal: ?????????????????????????????????????? UR TELLING ME THIS LAYWER IS NOT ONLY HOT BUT SMART AND FUNNY TOO????? [article link attached] @biwohla: 💀💀💀💀💀 NO CUZ THE LEVEL OF UNHINGED??? FROM A LAWYER???? INFUCKINGSANE @marvelwhorebb: "... I made sure to wear the Pedro Pascal T-shirt I made when we first announced our relationship. Gotta let the people know I'm one of them and simply got lucky." @atrediessucker: T-SHIRT *I MADE* SCREAMING WHATTTTTT
@djinssdjarrinn: OK IT HURTS BUT FUCK HES SO WHIPPED [video attached]
"How are you today?" asks the interviewer.
Pedro smiles and nods, "good, how are you?"
"I'm great, now that I got to see you," she says, making the man curl his head into his shoulder and grin.
Pedro waves a hand, "oh stapit"
She grins back, "I was excited when I saw you arrive with the internet's favorite lawyer."
His expression shifts, he brightens up. He places a hand on his chest, "me too! I'm so happy to have a date today. I always end up beggin' for some time, and now I got it-" fist pump "-y'know, not that I'm complainin'."
"Yeah, I was gonna sa-"
"I like begging." *Pedro smile.*
The interviewer doesn't quite catch it, "-y, the both of you are always booked and busy. How do you find time for each other?"
Pedro thinks, but is distracted when you walk up from behind him. He looks back when you place a hand on his shoulder. Immediately, he's forgotten all about the question and dotes on you. He brushes a hand on your cheek, asking you if you're okay. You whisper something but then catch the camera. You give a bashful smile, "oh, sorry to interrupt."
The interviewer immediately waves a hand, "oh, don't worry about it."
Pedro mutters something and kisses your hand. He holds it as he looks back to the interviewer. He opens his mouth then shakes his head, "sorry, what was the question?" Pedro laughs.
The woman chuckles then moves closer to you, "you know what, I'm sure people are dying to know, what's something you newlyweds like to do together?"
Pedro instantly turns to you.
You purse your lips in thought.
"I-"
"Watching movies," you say.
"I-" Pedro starts again, looking back to the interviewer, "I don't think we can say what we like to do."
*crickets*
Pedro looks at you, expression mischievous.
You stare back at him, eyes like daggers.
He holds back a laugh and leans into the mic, turning to the camera, "I can't say it. Talk to my lawyer."
The interviewer laughs and so do you, begrudingly.
"Talk to my lawyer," Pedro repeats proudly, breaking into a wide mouthed smile.
"Ok," you mutter, "pack it up, Pascal."
@alexielover: SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL WHAT THE FUCK @600MILK: MF SAID TALK TO MY LAWYER 🙄✋ SOBBING @oscarisaaacsz: watch him use that for everythingggggg 😭 @pedrogrill: LORD I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERS @starwazfr: *sips clorox cutely* @emeryslala: and im supposed to sha la la baby after this? FOUL @pascpedro: respectfully, id pay to be their third @probelmaskt: PACK IT UP PASCAL???????????????????
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song-of-the-sunrise · 6 months
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It be my borthday.... happy day of bird 💖🌟💖
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koffinrott · 1 month
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EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!!
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dany36 · 1 year
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just when i think this game can't get any better, the first stage of the last island is METAL. FUCKING. HARBOR.
hmmm. excuse me for one second.
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norrizzandpia · 4 months
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okay so you know how oscar sleeps like anywhere, can we have some thing about how they claim they are friends but theres all these photos that lando has (or anyone really) of them two sleeping in the most random places and lando posts them as a joke (sorry if it doesnt make sense!!)
This request is 💋
Sleeping Buddies or Dating? (OP81)
Summary: Oscar and Y/n love to sleep next to each other. They don’t love each other. That’s it.
Warnings: Lando and the other drivers being menaces, language
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y/nnn this is payback for making me think you have pics of me and oscar asleep together
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landonorris I LITERALLY DO???? YOUVE STARTED A WAR
- oscarpiastri lando….
- Mclarensgirly LEAK THEM LANDO
- ln4op81 plz. my bday is in a few days. that would be the best bday present.
- landonorris happy bday then
landonorris ALSO I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD IN THIS IDK WHAT TF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING
- y/nnn you actually don’t stop being delulu
- oscarpiastri YOURE SPURRING HIM ON
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landonorris this is for not shutting up 🫶🏻
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oscarpiastri THIS MANY????? EXIST??????
- landonorris yes.
- danielricciardo yes.
- logansargeant yes.
- alexalbon yes.
- charlesleclerc yes.
- y/nnn oh!
y/nnn were you silent or silenced?
ln4andop81 YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME. AND THEY ARE STILL NOT TOGETHER??????
- mclarensgirly in my heart they are 😥
F1gossip they have to be dating no way you fall asleep like that in the second pic and are just friends
- f1fan2023 idk man they’ve done some questionable things in the past and stayed friends
- papayafan481 TRUEEEE like that one time Oscar said in an interview he spends nights at y/n’s all the time and they “get up to some fun” BROS GOTTA KNOWN WHAT THAT MEANS
- mclarennnnn ALSO when he won his first podium and ran up to her and KISSED HER CHEEK???? THATS THE BIGGEST MYSTERY OF F1 BC HE WAS SO CLOSE TO HER FUCKING LIPS. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME HE DIDNT KISS THE SIDE OF HER MOUTH AND REALIZED HE WAS ON LIVE TV SO GASLIT EVERYONE INTO THINKING HE KISSED HER CHEEK. HE KISSED HER. HE DID.
- f1fan2023 that moment is fs my roman empire. i think abt the logistics of that moment every day
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logansargeant thought I’d hop on the train ;)
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y/nnn BRO I DIDNT DO SHIT TO YOU
- logansargeant i am SICK AND TIRED of hiding
- mclarensgirly sorry… HIDING WHAT????
- mclarennnnn HE KISSED HER ON LIVE TV.
oscarpiastri you got the audacity from where?
- logansargeant you.
- f1fan81 BYEEEEEE
- mclarensgirly LIGHT HIM UP AMERICAN BOY
- ln4andop81 WTF IS A KILOMETERRRRR??????
mclaren are we sensing a soft launch?
- oscarpiastri ADMIN.
- y/nnn UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- mclarensgirly WHAT.
- ln4andop81 MY MANIFESTATIONS ARE COMING TRUE OMFG
- f1fan2023 i can die happy now (i am going to live out the rest of my days living for their relationship)
- landonorris oh shit.
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oscarpiastri yes, i did kiss her on live tv and tried to gaslight everyone into thinking i kissed her cheek (it worked on all you bitches don’t lie)
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F1fan2023 WE WON YALL
mclarennnnn I WAS FUCKING RIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS FUCKING RIGHT HOLY SHIT
- oscarpiastri your comments were concerning me ngl
- y/nnn yea he thought you were going to expose us
landonorris this hard launch took way too fucking long omg
- y/nnn shut tf up bitch
mclaren we can die happily now 🥹
- mclarensgirly mclarens just like us fr
- oscarpiastri y/n and i no longer wish you death after you outed us
- mclaren NO LONGER?????? YOU DID AT ONE POINT???????
- y/nnn shhh, admin. “no longer”, that’s what you need to pay attention to
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y/nnn he’s mine now bitches 👹
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oscarpiastri idk what your obsession is with these two pics
- y/nnn YOURE FUCKING HOT LEAVE ME ALONE
landonorris happy for you ig
- y/nnn I know the heartbreak must be painful
mclaren we would like to take the credit for dressing Oscar in the second pic
- y/nnn you deserve the world for putting him in that jacket.
mclarensgirly im rlly kicking and screaming tho
F1fan2023 i know i said i would die happy bc of this news but suddenly i hate the fact this man is off the market
- landonorris well that sucks bc pastry is sickeningly in love
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velvethoon · 5 months
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ᥫ᭡. Every hour, every minute, every second!
JAKE SIM 심 재윤
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In which, Jake is fucking loving you right, night after night, seven days a week. He’s just so down bad and pussy whipped for you; he can’t help but want your warmth wrapped around him anytime, anywhere— but it’s not like you’re a saint in comparison. He’s just so attractive and the best boyfriend everrr… you can’t stop yourself from shamelessly whispering dirty nothings in his ear as your hand begins to sneak up his thigh and into his jeans. And he is simply not strong enough to say no to his pretty girl.
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⏵ now playing — seven by jungkook
MONDAY 월요일 — MAY. 22, 2023 / coming soon…
A one year anniversary, how sweet. You and Jake always tell people you guys met through work, which is true— though, neither of you mention the part where his fingers deeply gagged you to keep you from screaming his name as he desperately pounded you from the back at said work place!
ᥫ᭡. public sex, established relationship, unprotected sex, (don’t b silly, wrap thy Willy!), p in v, oral (m! receiving), degrading, slutty/slut used often, cursing.
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TUESDAY 화요일 — OCT. 31, 2023 / coming soon…
After a very conservative, very modest, fluffy bunny-themed onesie arrived in the mail the week before Halloween, your boyfriend was finally able to sleep in peace again. But when you told him you only bought that costume to add the final touches to your real, very slutty, costume, you look too fuckin’ good to resist. Did you seriously think your very weak boyfriend would be able to ignore his dirty-minded fantasies?
ᥫ᭡. clothed sex, established relationship, unprotected sex, (cover ur worm before u squirm!), p in v, fingering, facial, public sex.
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WEDNESDAY 수요일 — NOV. 15, 2023 / coming soon…
Happy Birthday, Jake ♡ Sit back, relax, and enjoy the day ‘cuz you don’t want him to lift a single finger tonight… even if it means having to tie him up for being a spoiled brat, then make him shake with pleasure ‘cuz he’s your spoiled brat and you just can’t help yourself.
ᥫ᭡. switch!jake, switch!reader, established relationship, unprotected sex (if u love her, wear that cover!), orgasm denial, bondage, p in v.
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THURSDAY 목요일 — APR. 20, 2023 / coming soon…
Surprise! Happy Birthday, Jay ♡ There’s only one thing Jay wanted for his birthday, and the perfect accident manifests itself when he unknowingly shows up early to his own surprise party— only to walk in on something much more exciting and mouthwatering than a top-secret surprise party!
ᥫ᭡. threesome, established relationship, unprotected sex (don’t be a fool, wrap ur tool!), p in v, voyeurism, oral (m! & f! receiving).
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FRIDAY 금요일 — DEC. 8, 2023 / coming soon…
Happy fuckin’ Birthday, Sunghoon ♡ The one other time Jake is willing to share his irresistible girlfriend with others but only ‘cuz it’s going to count as Hoon’s birthday and Christmas gift (because Jake is saving up for someone more important, he jokes)!
ᥫ᭡. another threesome lol, established relationship, unprotected sex (just wear a condom irl omggg!), double penetration (not anally!), p in v, crying, cursing.
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SATURDAY 토요일 — JULY. 4, 2023
The three wonders of being American: grilling hotdogs and hamburgers outside on a simmering summer day; getting free, ice cold water—for free!— at AC-cooled restaurants, and cheekily partaking in a little Mary-Jane! Jake is more than happy to comply, but he’s a bit skeptical if this weird-tasting gummy will even affect him (yeah, he gets fucked up).
ᥫ᭡. high! sexual activities, edible usage, established relationship, attempted humor, dry humping, sloppy make out session, jake is pussy drunk!, cumming in pants, cum-eating (yes im obsessed idc), oral (m! receiving), tiniest bit of degradation + praise, overstimulation.
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SUNDAY 일요일 — DEC. 31, 2023
“Holy shit, babe! I’ve haven’t been inside you since last year! Let’s change that…”
ᥫ᭡. established relationship, unprotected sex (idk what to say anymore, just have safe sex), breeding kink (?), morning sex, oral (f! receiving), praise, possessiveness, consensual somnophilia.
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my first smut(s) ever ♡ pls be kind! (not proofread cuz im lazy)
the smut cw’s are subject to change! they are just what i think might happen— some of these fics are outlined rn, some are not! let me know your thoughts and what day ur most excited for :)
— this fic does not happen in chronological order
— the release schedule is tba.
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lxmine · 1 year
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can i request how diluc, xiao, scara, cyno and tighnari confess to the reader?
❝i love you.❞ + diluc, xiao, wanderer, cyno, tighnari x gn!reader
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+. fluff
+. summary ; them confessing to you
+. A/N YES NONNY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT THANK YOU SO MUCH MWA MWA MWA and I JUST KNOW TIGHNARI ALSO ONOWS VARIOUS LANGUAGE JUST LIKE AL HAITHAM TOO, NOT MANY AS AL HAITHAM BUT U KNOW HE’S A SCHOLAR TOO HE’S GOTA KNOW OTHER LANGUAGES TOO
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wanderer
sitting somewhere in vanarana, you didnt know such place existed, though you couldn’t see the children of the forest, you could still feel their presense near. kuni insisted on taking you here. you chuckled as kuni bashfully took the flower crown off him, but you kept on placing it in his head. “stop, this is so childish.”
“you look beautiful!” you complimented, cupping his cheeks making him look at you but he avoided eye contact. he sighs, how can such a mortal he calls his friend make him feel like this. though without a heart, he could feel something beating fast in his chest, he doesnt understand.
he clears his throat. if you were to embarass him, he too shall embarass you. confused when he so suddenly grabbed your face closer to him. “i… i’d destroy teyvat for you.” he says with a faint blush on his face. “if you are ever to be taken away from me… i’d gladly be the villain again.” he says softly caressing your face.
you smile painting your face. “is this your way of telling me you like me?” you chuckled letting go of his face, letting him just jold you. “wow, you’re not too dumb to not notice.” he jokes looking at your face. “i’d do anything for you, if you ask me.” he smiles, slowly leaning closer and closer. “kuni…” you whispered as your lips touched his.
“arapacati thinks it’s a happy ending!” says the aranara who’s beside them. “arakavi thinks arapacati should cover arapacati’s eyes.” arakavi says peeking over to the two lovers and then covering his eyes once again.
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cyno
sitting at the tavern along with tighnari, kaveh and al haitham while cyno pours out drinks for kaveh. they both seemed drunk already. and cyno really does seem different while he’s drunk. “you know, you know al haitham?” asks cyno while a hand placed on kaveh’s shoulder. al haitham beside you gives them a side eye.
“of course, he’s my roommate after all.” kaveh chuckles. “oh god, i regret joining. they are so embarassing.” says tighnari who’s already dying of embarassment. “why is he always so close with yn!? are they together or something?!” cyno slams his fist on the table making you, tighnari, and kaveh startled.
“you know, you should keep your boy in line kaveh! i’m telling you, the next time i see him so close with them again… i… i will gut him!” he says giving the table another slam. “holy shit, cyno can you stop doing that, my ears are sensitive you know!” tighnari complains kicking the general under the table, but cyno’s eyes are glued to you. and you’re a blushing mess too.
“oh there they are. hello yn.” he smiles giving you a wave. al haitham chuckling beside you. “you, green man! get off, they’re mine okay?” says cyno standing up from his seat, swiftly pushing al haitham off. “yn~ i love you so much.” he mumbles clinging onto you. “im so glad i bought this kamera.” al haitham says before snapping a picture to black mail the mahamatra.
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diluc
diluc didnt know what to say nor how to react. looking at you smiling at him unapologetically. “how… how the hell are you even smiling right now?” he asks sternly, looking at you with an intense glare making you feel really scared. “look, i’m sorry okay? it’s just… i thought i was of help so i jumped into the scene!” you explained.
“havent i told you to not act so impulsive!? look where that got you!? you almost fucking died!” oh no, diluc is cussing. that’s when you know you messed up real bad, because he too is screaming now. “i told you to stay back, protect yourself from harm while i do my damn job. i could’ve lost you!” he says almost in tears slowly walking over to you.
falling onto his knees in front of you. “‘luc… why do you even… worry so much?” you asked placing a hand on his cheek. he looks at you with his adoring gaze. “i would have thought you caught on by now.” he chuckles, holding your hand that is caressing his cheeks and kisses your palm. “i love you, yn. i always will.”
he held your hand tightly but softly, as if you’d slip away from his grasp the moment he lets go. “i love you, so please? i know your will to help, i adore that. but i don’t wanna lose you.”
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tighnari
“wrong.” he chuckles looking at you work on your sumerunian essay. you aren’t from sumeru after all and just moved 3 months ago and still working on the language of sumeru. gladly tighnari became your friend as soon as you moved in to gandarva ville and he also knew how to speak your native language.
“huh?! but isnt this how people confess!?” you asked looking at your paper. “your worded it literally, you have to change some words in order to make it look appealing, don’t just short cut it. how do you say my darling you are so beautiful?” he asks, leaning his cheeks onto his palms as he watched you think. a smile painting his face as he watched. “jamil habibi!” you said proudly.
“close but not quite. it’s habibi ant jamilat jidana. you short cut it again.” he flicks your forehead lightly. “hey.” he calls, looking at him with a small pout. “Je vous aime.” he says which means i love you in fontaine. “i think i’ve heard that before. let me get my fontaine dictionary.” you said taking out a huge book out of your bag. “go on, i’ll wait.” he smirks
(i just got these translations from google translate idk how to speak french and arabian pls T-T)
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xiao
“i see you collecting trinkets here and there, i didn’t know you’re one to be fond of them, xiao.” zhongli smiles as he looks at the yaksha from behind. it is surely a surprise that the yaksha has come to liyue harbor without any occasion. “re- mr. zhongli… i actually came by to see you…” he asked hesitantly. “would you wanna talk it over some tea? it helps with calming down, helps you express yourself more too.” he smiles.
now there the two are, inside wangsheng funeral parlor. “i believe people would call this as love, xiao.” zhongli smiles at he looks at the yaksha. “am… am i even capable of having such feelings? am i deserving of it?” he asks playing with the but butterfly shaped crystal on his hand. “of course.”
“even the evilest of creatures has one they love. don’t be harsh on yourself, child. everyone is deserving of love.” zhongli puts a hand on his shoulder. “i suggest you face it. love is a beautiful thing, it’s special. don’t waste it.”
and now here he sits outside your home at the shade of your tree while he ate almond tofu. he admires you while you looked through the stylish box of trinkets he had given you. “why don’t you just put it in a simple box, it’s much more easier that way.” you chuckle as you put the small compass necklace inside the jewelry box.
“it’s because it’s special.” you smiled taking out another one, this time, a hair pin that seemed to be from inazuma. “how so, they’re just things i found from the wilderness. i thought… you’d like them because i see you collect stuff like that.” he looks away before munching in the last bite of his almond tofu. “it’s special because it’s from you, xiao.”
gosh that look on your face. it makes his heart beat fast and his cheeks go warm. “love is bothersome.” he grumbles, earning a chuckle from you. “but then i guess, if it’s you whom i’ll love… i don’t mind.”
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RAAAAGGGGHHHG OMG I JUST MADE A BOUQUET OF PAPER FLOWERS IM SO NERVOUS I GOT DARED TO GIVE IT TO THE PERSON I LIKE T-T
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bunnyhargrove · 6 months
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Twice In One Night S.H
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Steve Harrington x Fem!reader smut
A/N: Repost from my main @strangelysupernatural this one is just smut with no plot.
Warnings: pure Smut no plot, 18+ No minors, oral fem receiving, fingering, unprotected p in v, squirting, pet names, steve teasing, smut below the cut.
Word count 1000+
You and Steve had always flirted a lot since you started working at Family Video, nothing else had happened until right now that is.
It was after close time, Steve had you splayed out on the table in the backroom of the store, your skirt hiked up around waist, your legs thrown over his shoulders while he was on his knees lapping at your dripping pussy like a man starved, drawing downright pornographic sounds out of you, his tongue was fucking sinful. Your eyes rolled back into your head when he added two of his thick fingers into your sopping hole, the heat in your abdomen was building fast, you were hurtling towards an orgasm at an almost embarrassing pace.
“Mmm fuck baby, you are so tight, feels so good, cant wait to have my cock inside that pretty pussy” Steve moaned out, breath fanning over your sensitive core sending shivers up your spine.
“Mmm fuck” was all you could manage your brain had short circuited and you couldn’t form a coherent thought
Steves tongue was circling your clit when he curled his fingers up at just the right angle and found your sweet spot, you screamed his name as your orgasm hit you like a tidal wave, squirting all over his face and the table you were laying on, shocking you both.
“Holy fuck baby, that was so damn hot” Steve said with lust blown eyes as he looked up at you from between your legs, your juices dripping from his chin.
“Fuck” you panted out still recovering from your high “that’s never happened before”
Steve had a shit eating grin plastered on his face, very happy with himself that it was him that made you squirt for the first time.
“Mm lets see if we can make that happen a second time honey” Steve said unzipping his jean as he stood up “ you ready for this cock now baby”
“Fuck, yes please, Stevie, i want it so bad” you moaned as you propped yourself up onto your elbows to look at him.
“Aww, my princess is so desperate for my cock” Steve teased as he shoved his jeans and boxers down just enough to release his massive cock, it was swollen and red, precum beading at the tip, your eyes widened in shock at the site, steve caught you expression and was grinning wickedly
“You sure you can take this big cock baby?” Steve asked with a mocking tone to his voice as he lined his cock up with your dripping entrance
“Stop teasing and just fuck me Harrington”
“As you wish sweetheart” Steve said as he pushed himself slowly inside you, the burn you felt as he stretched your walls out to their limits was both painful and delicious, you had never felt this full before ever, there was no way you were going to last long with Steve’s cock filling every part of you.
He paused once he was sheathed to hilt, giving you time to adjust to his size, you couldn’t believe you were able to take his full length.
“Fuck, move please” you begged as felt yourself relax around his cock.
Steve started thrusting into you at a steady pace, his hands gripping the soft flesh of your hips, your legs wrapped around his waist, the heat already building up im your abdomen again as he hit your sweet spot with every thrust of his hips, your body was on fire, you had never felt this way before with any other guy, he was filling all your senses in the best way possible.
“Oh fuck baby, you are so fucking tight, your pretty pussy was made for my cock” Steve groaned as he leaned over and planted a searing kiss on your lips, his tongue invaded your mouth dominating yours as he kept thrusting into you, you were so gone absolutely fucked out beneath him, no other thoughts but the way he felt inside you, his body pressed against yours, a slick layed of sweat covering both your bodies as your rocked together.
“F-fuck, i-im so close Steve” you panted out between thrusts as the heat in your stomach was close to boiling point
“Me too baby- fuck” he responded as he started fucking into you faster, the walls of your pussy clenching around his cock as you got closer and closer to your climax, you were so wet you were dripping onto the table beneath you, adding to the mess you made earlier
“FUCK, oh shit, Steve I-I’m Coming!” You screamed out as your second orgasm hit you like a tonne of bricks, your vision going white as you clenched around Steve’s cock with a vice grip, once again squirting everywhere, you both were so fired if you ever got caught for this.
“Oh god- fuck-“ Steve choked out as his hips stuttered, his own high not far off, your pussy still clenching around his as you rode out your high, two more thrusts and Steve came with a roar, his thick cum coating you walls.
Steve collapsed on top of you, both panting from exhaustion, that was without a doubt the best sex you had ever had, Steve definitely knew how to use his cock.
“Mm fuck you made a mess baby, twice in one night, I’m impressed with myself” he chuckled with a smug grin on his face before pressing another kiss to your lips, this time much softer and more passionate.
“Don't let it go to your head Stevie” you said grinning as you pulled away
“Too late” he laughed as he pulled out of you causing you to wince from how sensitive you were.
“We really need to clean up this mess so we don't get fired” you said looking down between your legs as you slowly sat up, head still spinning a bit from the events that had just transpired
“Definitely, I’ll go find something to clean you and the table” Steve said still grinning as he quickly redressed and walked over to the cleaning supplies and found some paper towel and spray.
He gently wiped over your thighs and core with towel before helping you up, you stood on very shaky legs readjusting your clothing as Steve cleaned up the mess you had made.
“Uh Steve, where are my panties?” You asked as you looked around the room searching for where he had thrown them earlier
“Oh shit, i have no idea, but personally i like you better without them” Steve said with a cheeky grin
“Oh god, Robin will kill us both if she finds them” you responded
“Probably but right now, I really don't care” he said as he walked over wrapping his arms around you and kissing you deeply again “i hope that wasn't just a one time thing, you’re mine now, no one else gets to see or touch that pussy now that i've had you”
“Definitely not just a one time thing, I’m all yours” you smiled up him
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taglist: @sleepy-wyvern @billysbuttcheeks
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vrisrezis · 10 months
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Rocket raccoon hcs . Just kinda . Interactions and stuff I guess I’m not sure? I just would like to see how rocket interacts with his partner LOL
OK I TRIED IM NOT GOOD WITH DIALOGUE BUT I LOVE SEEING LIKE .. IN CHARACTER DIALOGUE IN FICS SO !! Also . These r just little interactions between the two in random scenarios lol
- You groan as you look inside your bag, “rocket what the hell?!” “What?! What’d I do?” “You know what you did why the hell is there a prosthetic eye in my bag?!” And then all of a sudden, rocket no longer seems pissed your once again accusing him of something he didn’t do, he starts howling with laughter. “Oh my fucking god is that why those crazy assholes were shooting at us?!” “Yes- ah-HAHAHA” he laughs even louder, doubling over and holding his stomach. “It was funny, right?!” “God I’m going to actually kill you.”
- “you cannot seriously be on Gamora side! Cmon!” “Don’t Cmon me rocket. You and quill could’ve gotten us killed because your egos are so fucking huge.” You sigh, “and!! You stole some fucking battery’s we don’t even need!” your ears flop down in a manner that seems more sad, rather than angry. “Why don’t you ever think of anyone but yourself?”
- “what is that?” “A bomb.” “Oh. Okay.” you shrug, walking off as quill raises a brow at you. “What?” “You’re just gonna say ‘oh okay’ to a freakin bomb!” “Not a big deal quill” rocket says, tinkering with something else entirely. “It is!!!”
- “merryyyy christmasss my beloveddd!” You sang in a singsong voice, that maybe was a little too cheerful for your boyfriends liking. He rolls his eyes, “thanks hun,” he says with a smile, and although it sounds sarcastic you know it’s genuine. “But never do that shit again.” he says with now with a frown on his features.
- “so your dating this little rabbit?” the Norse god questions you, and you shrug. “I guess so” “you guess so?! The hell!” “Well, you still haven’t kissed me yet!” Rocket looks at you completely exasperated.
- “why don’t we ask the captain… oh wait! It’s me!” “Psh! Hahahaha!” “Babe Cmon don’t laugh! Do not laugh!”
- “wow. I’ve known you for like.. 10 years and you still can’t dance.” You said with a cocky grin, something the male was not used to seeing on your face. “Oh Cmon, give me a break.” “No way dude, I gave you 10 whole years to get your shit together.”
- “it’s not like I like you!” “Uh huh, sure rocket!” “I do not! I did not save you because I like you, I saved you because your useful and quill would be mad at me. I don’t feel like dealing with his shit today!” “Keep telling yourself that.”
- rocket was just starting up the ship. Ready to take off. He told you, if you ever needed him, he’s one call away. But for emergencies only. He won’t be gone long. Two days, tops. Super important mission he needed to go on. You call him, and he looks down wondering what the hell you could possibly need before he’s even taken off yet. “Hey.. something wrong?” “Yes.” You say as a matter a factly. “I miss you.” “Oh for the love of-”
- rocket laughs right in your face. “Holy shit! You’re jealous” your eyes widen and you puff your cheeks in embarrassment. “That’s so funny! Hahaha!” “Ugh!! I’m not jealous why the hell would I be jealous of some broad anyway!” “Doesn’t explain why you started growling! Hahaha!” “I’ll kill you!”
- “I love you” you say with a happy sigh as you give him a quick peck on the lips. He smirks, “I know.”
- “I love you!!!!” rocket screams in your face, and you’ve honestly never had him scream in your face before. “Rocket- I know but wh- mmf!” He cute you off with a kiss to the face. He was very emotional that day. For whatever reason…
- “what is this?!” “A hug, moron. Don’t tell anyone or I’ll seriously kill you.” Rocket threatens, “Got it… but uh… can you do it again?”
- “you’re so goddamn lucky I don’t bite your hand off.” Rocket says as you pet behind his ears, you smile at him dreamily, “yeah, I know.”
- “don’t you dare go in there! You’ll die idiot!” Rocket yells at you, and in all the time you’ve known him you’ve never seen him so emotional. Even when you both thought you lost groot in the battle with Ronan. “I have to! Quill is out there!” you say, “and you better not shoot at me too!” you say, referring to the fact he just shot gamora to keep her from chasing after Peter. He grabs your wrist, and you see tears in his eyes. “Please.. you can’t… I can’t… you’re the one person… I can’t lose..”
- You are everything to rocket. He’d never tell you that, but you’ll certainly tell him. It leads to you wondering if you care more about him than he cares about you. As you confess these feelings to Rocket, he sighs deeply, grabbing your hand. “I… you’re… you’re the whole galaxy to me.. I’m sorry I never knew how to tell you that.”
- you dragged Rocket around, which to him felt like forever. It wasn’t a bad way to spend the day, but he made it seem like an eternity was passing by. “Why are you dragging me around with you anyway.” “Because I like dragging you around. Cause I like you.” He groans. “You’re such a freakin sap.” “You love it.” You smile at him giddily. And for once, he smiles back. “Yeah. I do.”
- you felt a rope wrap around your ankles and pull you to the ground. You land straight on your face. Instead of being nice to you for once and being a good boyfriend, Rocket simply laughs in your face. “Rocket if you keep laughing at me I will cut your nails!” making rocket shut up pretty quickly. Works like magic.
- “wake up!” You say, slapping your boy right in the face. “Ow! What the hell was that for!” “Saw it in a show Peter watches! Thought it would help!”
- you push Rocket into quills ship, as he tries to converse with a man from the nova corps as to why he should be allowed to literally steal. “Get in you big moron.” “Who you calling the big moron?! Drax is right there for you to insult!”
- “don’t worry babe, I’ll get us out of here” Rocket says with a smirk and a wink, before literally getting tossed away by drax straight into the enemy. By the time he comes back, surprisingly in one piece, you look down at your boyfriend who’s crawling on the ground back towards you. “I’m sure.”
- “I’m working on my anger, really I am. But can you please for the love of Christ stop letting drax in our room.” Rocket says, clearly exhausted. “I didn’t.” “Well I know I didn’t! Why are you lying?!”
- “I could never be mad at you groot.” You smile, giving the baby a light hug so as to not hurt him. “I am groot?” “Rocket is a different story baby.” “Oh Cmon!”
- “y/n I love you but there’s literal plants growing from your shelves because you haven’t cleaned them.” “No there isn’t.” “Oh am I supposed to believe groot is growing mushrooms now?”
- “aww! Rocket you softie!” you grin, scratching his head affectionately as he tries to get you off of him. “No I’m not!! Get off!”
- Rocket gives you a noogie, as you beg him to knock it off with a smile and a giggle on your face. “Not until you admit you like me!”
- you hold your hand out to rocket, giving him the widest grin he’s ever seen on your face. No matter how much he doesn’t want to, he allows it, because he’d give anything to see you smile like that forever. He grabs onto your hand, “just so you know, I can’t dance for shit.” you giggle, “I know.”
- you hear Rocket purr, and man he purrs loud. Your almost positive if anyone walked into this room, they’d hear it even from the door. You purred yourself, but it’s rather quiet especially when in comparison to your boyfriend. “What’s with that dumb grin on your face?” Rocket mumbles, sleepily, taking in your features. “Your purring.” “Tch no I’m not, that’s you.” “You cannot lie straight to my face about this one, it’s not working.”
- “why did you come back? We both know I don’t matter. Not really..” you say, looking down. And it’s the first time ever, rockets ever hurt you physically. He slaps you right in the face, and you widen your eyes, holding onto your cheek. “Ow! What was that for?!” “That was for being a fucking idiot. I was knocking some sense into you!” “Well you didn’t have to slap me!” “Listen to me!” he grabs onto your shoulders, an emotion in his eyes is one you don’t recognize, but it feels raw and powerful. “You matter to me. You are the most important person in my life. I would come back for you, again and again, every single time, if it meant keeping you safe.”
- “I hate you.” “That means I love you, in our own secret language.” “No it doesn’t.” Rocket denies, “Yes it does!!”
- he chases you around on all fours, as do you, around knowhere. He finally catches up to your speed. “Where the hell are you taking me?” “You’ll seee!” You say in a singsong voice, running off, with him trailing behind. “God I hate when you do that.”
- “we should have a cool secret handshake!” “What? No!” “Why not? We’re dating right?” “What the hell does us dating have to do with a secret handshake!”
- it’s been years since he last saw you. Finally, thanos was gone and his family was back, you were back. You finally saw him, and with a soft smile you waved to the person you fell in love with all those years ago. Watching you, he felt himself falling in love all over again. He ran towards you with insane speed, tackling you to the ground in a big hug. “Miss me?” You laughed, hugging back. “Shut up.”
- “are you… perhaps… jeaaaaloussss?” you say in that singsong tone you use so often around him that he seems to hate so much. At this point you can’t even tell if he’s genuinely annoyed or if he’s playing it up. His ear twitches in annoyance. “I am not jealous I was protecting you from him! That guy was totally gonna eat you for dinner!” “Yeah! Okay!” You laugh.
- you vividly remember something about drax saying he literally ate you and rockets species for .. dinner. “Not helping!” Rocket yells back, but you look up at the muscular male with concern. “You ate my kind too?” “Do not listen to him y/n!” Rocket yells back.
- “Cmon sweetie, did you ever have any doubt I had a plan?” “Psh. Yeah I did.” “Oh Cmon let me have this! I totally impressed you with my awesome plan!” “Yeah yeah…” you smile, crossing your arms. “I guess you did” giving him a kiss on the cheek. “Hell yeah I did.” He smirks.
- “hate to cut you short on your little ramble about how much you love me hun but can we kill these guys first?” “Ugh! You always shut me out!” “I swear I’m not doing that this time babe there is a literal space monster after us!”
- “Psh! I’m not dumb..! Am I dumb?” You turned to your boyfriend, who would normally agree that you’re a fucking moron but for once, for your sake, he’s nice. He pats you on the shoulder, “Cmon they’re just jealous baby.” “Awwwwww” you smile giving him a hug. “Nevermind I take it back! You’re a fucking bigger moron than drax!” “Cant take back what you said!” “Yes I can!”
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abilouwrites · 5 months
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VOLLEYBALL SZN
Heavily inspired by @brokenanxiety headcannons of mat barzal dating a vball player ‼️
Mat Barzal x fem reader (volleyball player)
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Im a senior in collage. #87 on NYU’s volleyball team for varsity. My boyfriend does his own thing, hockey for the islanders.
Usually our schedules don’t line up, I’ll have a game and he has training. He has a game and I have training. The only time they’ve ever lined up is during training camps. But even then we can barely see each other. And even then our training camps have a no fraternization rule.
The islanders have never been too fond of sharing facilities with a collage v ball team.
“We had a game forfeit so are you still good with me coming to see you play” he whispers into my ear as I rub lotion onto my forearms in preparation for the bruises.
“Mm, if you want too. Usually they make you practice instead right?” I ask as Mat watches me braid my hair and raise it into a ponytail.
“Yeahh.. but I told the guys about this and they wanted me to come.. they’ll probably show up halfway through and bring the team out for pizza” he tells me as his hands rub up and down my thighs.
“Really? You’re willing to feed a group of starved varsity volleyball players after the biggest tournament of the season?” I inquire turning my head around to face him. He’s still all smiles and giggles with his head laid into my neck.
“Is that a bad thing?”
“Never”
Games are always fairly similar; the same nervous buzz that leads into the locker rooms. We all have matching hair.
“You nervous?” Astrid asks as we stretch out and set and serve eachother for our warmups.
“Always, but mat is here for like the first time ever and I’m so nervous” I grin a little bit
“Isn’t he the one you hooked up with junior year? At the training camp?” She gasps out, “holy shit you’re dating?” She whisper shouts which attracts the attention of our other teammates
I nod, “but Shh. We need to win this tournament”
The blonde nods as she puts on her knee guards.
It always feels cheesy when I say that Mat’s cheers are the only ones I can hear against the roar of the crowd. I feel like I’m gasping for breath as I’m diving and saving.
I’m knocking my head sometimes; scrambling for the ball and using my arms to save it.
We end the game in overtime, winning barely with a 2 to 1 score.
I change back into a baggy shirt instead of my uniform but I don’t have the care to change out of my shorts, “Do y’all want pizza?” I ask as we gather up our bags and let our hair out.
“Yess, but who’s buying?” Ella asks as she cracks her knuckles
“Mat, and his team. They said they were gonna take us out for dinner” I inform and Ella grins before rattling out the most Ella like sentence I’ve ever heard
“Do they now how much we can eat?”
“No. No they do not”
There’s six girls, plus six other 6’+ hockey players. It’s a bit of a feast, “fuck are we starved” Abby smiles as the majority of the girls eat.
I’m happily seated next to mat with his hand on my thigh as we eat, “did you have fun?” I ask him
“Yeah, the moms weren’t too thrilled seeing a hoard of hockey players screaming about volleyball” he laughs softly and I smile at him
“Im still really happy you came”
“Me too”
It’s a laughter seeing the team astonished at how much a group of girls can eat after four games and the final five to win.
Mat drives me home and I’m falling asleep in the car ride home, “you must be tired, huh pretty girl?” He smiles against my skin as he brings me up into our room
“So tired”
(Idk how to end it l o l )
I rly hope you like it
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alovesongtheywrote · 3 months
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hiii girlie!! it’s my birthday HAHA can i please get a nightmare academia part?? thank youuu 🫶
♥ Summary: SORRY I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY!! iirc, i got this like. right in the middle of finals season. i am so sorry :( to compensate, i have provided a holiday update!! In this chapter of Nightmare Academia, it's the holiday season and Reid pulls a lil prank.
♥ Warnings: holidays, Wham's Last Christmas
♥ A/N: this is really just a holiday blurb im ngl. happy holiday special ig!! (also. i didn't edit this. my bad lol)
♥ Word Count: 600
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The winter seasons were always an interesting time to be a professor.  The campus was decorated with trees and lights.  Fliers advertised Hanukkah and Christmas gatherings.  The students were so stressed and burnt out that they moved through life with a weird sort of festive calm. 
This year, that festive calm had taken on a new feature- your students wouldn’t stop playing Wham’s Last Christmas.  
You had nothing against the song.  All things considered, you liked Wham.  You liked Last Christmas.  It just got a touch annoying when the song played on a constant loop through various shitty phone speakers.  All the time.  Every day.
You weren’t sure what caused it- what earthly force could convince a bunch of college kids to listen to that infernal song so frequently?  What could get them to set Last Christmas to their ringtones?  You were pretty sure most of them hadn’t used ringtones before December.  To put it bluntly- you were confused, tired, and suspicious.  You were also ready to scream.
So you did!
“Holy shit, if I have to hear that fucking song again, I might literally explode.”
Reid looked up at you as you burst into your shared office.  His eyes were wide, as if your pre-loaded rant about Wham’s Last Christmas had caught him off guard.  
If it had, that was honestly on him.  You were only about a week into December, and you had already complained about the thing seventy-six times and counting.  If Spencer didn’t remember that, then his special boy memory powers had clearly failed him.
“Well, you wouldn’t literally explode,” Reid corrected, clearly recovered from his shock, “That’s a common mistake.  You would actually-”
“Reid, stop it before I feed you to the ghost of George Michael.”
He held up his hands in surrender, though a smile played across his lips.  You glared at that little grin as vines of suspicion tangled with the fleshy meat of your brain.
“Did you have something to do with this?”
“Whatever do you mean, Doctor?”
“I mean,” you slammed your hands down on Reid’s desk, “Are you the reason I cannot escape that fucking song?”
He leaned back in his chair, weaving his long, slender fingers together like some fucking anime villain, “And how would I pull that off?”
“Easily.  You’re you, and it’s the perfect crime.  All it would take is the promise of extra credit, and your students would do anything.  You think I haven’t noticed that the student body suddenly loves playing Wham?  Out loud?  Without headphones?”
Spencer’s grin got bigger, “Wow.  I’m sorry that your students have been using technology in a distracting and upsetting manner.  I can’t imagine what that’s like.”
“Spencer Reid, I am going to kill you.  I’m gonna choke you out with Christmas lights.  Seriously.”
He leaned in, “Are you literally going to kill me?”
“Fuck you, Reid.”
“I’d like to see you try.”
You snorted out a laugh, “You wouldn’t survive me, pretty boy.  Now, have you seen the essays my cybercrime class wrote?  They were on my desk.”
“Here-” he said, reaching for one of the desk’s many drawers.  That ended the conversation as the topic drifted to your students and the general category of crime that involved techy-whecy bullshit.  
In the weeks that followed, the volume on Spencer’s prank was turned down.  The students played it less and less, and the campus generally hummed with other holiday themed music until the break hit.  The day after it did, a package arrived on your doorstep.
A lovely vinyl copy of Wham’s Last Christmas.  
You were gonna kill Spencer Reid.
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vaguely-yandere · 2 years
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just read the playboy(seriously WHAT IS THE GN TERM I’M CRYING SHITS AND SHITTING TEARS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT) and i raise you this:
worshipper yan and playboy yan alliance
-poised darling
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!! absolutely yes. i also think the gn term would be 'player' but that term is so outdated oml so we'll go with playboy, like how girly yan and housewife yan are traditionally fem but can be gn
(i made playboys text black and worshippers red <3)
now, as poly or combined... either way, youve got all the power in the world and own half of it. ehehehe, i imagine playboy and worshipper being friends, not extremely close but theyre both extremely manipulative and use each other a lot in business related things. i can def see worshipper yan having a cult or being in a family thats in a cult or something like that and doing a lot of recruiting at parties and playboy yan is just happy to throw a party! (and be apart of weird cult orgies)
and then they meet you. neither of them are possessive in a traditional "i wanna lock you up in my basements forever so no one can ever ever see you ever and im going to kill your parents and friends and family because how dare they lay their eyes upon you" way so that makes them unlikely to be competitive and more willing to share! they can both agree that you are perfect and deserve all the money in the world and while playboy isnt as... culty as worshipper, they definitely both think of you as divine and holy.
they follow you everywhere, whether you like it or not. playboy buys your life out before you even notice and worshipper distracts you by, well, worshipping you! if you didnt have a god complex before, both of them will be sure to give you one <3
"i love you, i love you more than the moon and the stars, i love you more than the earth beneath my feet, i love you- fuck, i love you so much, i cannot put it into words... you make me go insane with it, i feel like my brain is melting out of my ears every time i cast my unworthy gaze upon you, my love."
worshipper yan kissing your calves, gently taking your shoes off while you sit on the softest, most comfortable bed youve ever felt in your life, fluffy comforter and blanket practically cradling you already as playboy crawls in bed beside you, kissing your hairline.
"we've agreed to share you, you know." playboy hums, reaching down to stroke worshippers hair, guiding you to their rightful place between your legs as they kneel. "we just couldnt keep you to ourselves, it felt too selfish.."
"we didn't wanna be rude and limit your holiness.. you deserve to be worshipped by many more than just us, darling.." worshipper looks up at you, the way a suicidal warrior looks up at heaven. desperate, hungry, relieved, in awe, their eyes fluttering back shut as they lean into playboys touch.
"but we wanna be your favorite, how did you say it worshipper?"
"disciples."
"disciples, my darling. concubines. whatever you want, we'll be it for you. we're obsessed with you. we compare our collections of things that make us think of you. of pictures. clothes we've stolen."
"that you've stolen, i would never steal from my god."
playboy scoffs, leaning in and whispering in your ear. "they stole your underwear from me, you know. found em in the bathroom, hand down their pants, underwear shoved basically up their nose and those cute eyes of their rolled practically all the way into the back of their skull from the pleasure.." they giggle, putting their hand on your thigh. "we fucked each other while screaming your name, it was quite erotic."
"playboy!" worshipper scolds, resting their head on your thigh. "you said we'd keep that a secret!" they look back up to you, pouting. "i swear i didn't give them my virginity, my darling, i saved that specifically for you and you alone."
"ah, right. i remember now. we masturbated and made out while sharing our collection of you related items. much more sad when you say it like that though.."
worshipper gently, with shaking hands, grabs your hand and holds it, barely able to look at you. "we did kiss, my love, i apologize.. i hope you can forgive us for such sin without you there."
playboy kisses your neck almost shyly, wrapping their hand around yours and worshippers. "we'll make it up to you, dont worry.. i'll be sure to teach worshipper how to properly please you.."
aaa, i just love the idea of playboy guiding worshipper through sex, showing them how to use their mouth, how to stretch themselves out, how to properly ride you, how to fuck you, everything and theyre such a blushing, moaning, shy little mess as playboy guides their hips and whispers in their ear and pinches their chest and reaches between their legs to show them how to make themselves feel good too and playboy just grins at you over their shoulder <3
"see their face? that means theyre gonna cum soon."
"f-fuck, just from- ah!- just from me..?"
"just from you, baby~"
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appleswithorange · 1 year
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there’s a first for everything
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Summary: Both you and Bradley were struggling as first-time parents with your baby.
Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Cursing(probably).... I think that’s it.
Both you and Bradley were so happy when your baby was born. Handsome baby boy. Nicholas Pete Bradshaw. Baby Nick. When he was born, you remember the whole gang trying to break through the doors to see the new member. When you and Bradley went home, the first night was always said to be the struggle. A couple weeks go by and you’re swaying Nick back and forth as his cries pierce your ears. You looked and felt absolutely dead. You tried everything in the book. Feeding him, changing him, bathing him. Nothing worked. You turn around to hear both Bradley and Jake opening the front doors with groceries. 
“Damn Y/n... you look like shit.” Jake commented. 
You were trying your best to composure yourself and repeatedly reminding yourself that you’re exhausted. Nick wouldn’t stop crying... it got to a point where his screams got louder, and your ears couldn’t handle it.  But what really fucking tipped your scales was Jakes last comment. “You’re not doing it right.”
“You’re not doing it right.” rang in your ears until you finally snapped.
 “JAKE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING, OKAY?! I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING PARENTING BOOK THAT IS THERE. UNLESS YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS IN THAT DUMBASS BRAIN OF YOURS TO HELP, THEN STAY OUT OF IT!” You screamed at him. Both Bradley and Jake didn’t speak for a good solid two minutes. Jake huffed and gestured for him to hand over baby Nick. “Give him here.” He said in a soft tone. 
“Jake... i--.”
“Just... give him here. “ He said again. You slowly and carefully hand crying Nick over to jake as he takes Nick into his nursery. You stood there stunned for a couple of minutes.
“Y/n?.” Bradley called out to you in a soft tone. 
Your defeatedly flop on the couch as the tears pooled in the cups of your hands. Breath hitches as you dig your nails into your scalp. Bradley slowly had walked over to rub your back and sit down next to you. 
“Baby?” He said in a soft tone. “Talk to me.”
You sniffle back your tears as you try to get any form of words out. 
“I feel... tired. I knew that this wasn’t going to be easy but holy hell. I--I can’t get enough air. If---if it isn’t me hearing multiple conflicting information about raising a child, it’s me feeling like a fucking failure to him. He’s only been in this world for two weeks and I already feel like I fucking failed him.” You paused in between your sobs. “I don’t think I’m good enough. I am an emotional wreck. I haven’t slept, I haven’t showered in days, I-- I don’t even think I could have my old life back like I used to. I miss it already. The careless, energetic, partying and flying planes me. And now because I’m a wreck I scared my own baby.” The last thing you said you couldn’t even get out without whimpering. Bradley gently put his hand on your leg as assurance. With you looking up at him with your puffy teary eyes.
“You are not a mess, you have not failed Nick, if you need a nap or time to take a nice long shower or get some food in your system, I will do my part as his dad and help out. Were just new at this. But baby I promise you, you are doing such a good job.”
“Even with me yelling at Jake with Nick in my arms?”
 “You were stressed, overwhelmed, there’s a first for everything. Look, why don’t I make some supper, Jake seems to be taking care of Nick right now. Go take a nice long hot shower, take the biggest nap, and when you wake up, dinner will be ready for you.”
You wrap your arms around him tightly as tears fall onto his shirt. “I love you, Bradley. So much.”
“I love you too. “
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zeephyre · 9 months
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CR3 EPISODE 65 SPOILERS HOLY FUCK
IMOGEN AND LAUDNA KISSED?!!?!-72828_ LAURA BAILEY ALMOST GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK LIKE OBVIOUSLY I COULD SENSE THE TENSION BETWEEN THEM THE WHOLE EPISODE AND I KNEW THAT AFTER SEPARATING THEIR RELATIONSHIP WOULD SHIFT BUT I WASN'T EXCEPTING THEM TO ACTUALLY KISS TONIGHT???#?1)£ I LITERALLY YELPED IN TERROR I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING IM SO GIDDY RIGHT NOW
god chetney totally clocked them, it's so funny bc they were NAWT subtle -- also, patê low-key exposing them and laudna very subtly (not) changing the subject... chef's kiss.
this episode????? was so good??? i am so happy that my hellians are back together??? i can barely focus rn so I'll try to remember all the good bits (which was the whole episode).
fcg and ashton -- im really glad ash specifically told fcg to hold onto the feelings they have for frida to give them smth to come home to, bc he's brought up how self destructive fcg can get bc they don't consider themself important. it was a very cute moment, and i almost cried bc i love ashton and... idk. he's not coping.
ashton gave me very manic energy this episode. a lot of emotional distress disguised as an epiphany, but that moment of them telling fcg that they can't afford to be useless explained every second of flustered panic.
(not to be that person but i uh...i am starting to ship milo and ashton. i liked it before but now i REALLY like it).
i need to know wtf talie and matt have cooked up those little bastards.
chetney getting caught in a trap almost immediately after ajit warned them to be careful or whatever was pretty funny. the whole time that was going down i kept thinking, "the world is ending. we have better shit to be thinking abt than this fr," and not in a bad way. it's just ??? bro who cares who hired you, we are BUSY. i knew chetney attacking that shop keeper was gonna bite him in the ass, and it honestly was hilarious.
i know it was just casual and also sort of a trick, but i loved fearne giving chet a little kiss. they are so real to me y'all don't understand.
i have a very complicated relationship with the matron, bc i love her aesthetic, love her vibe (tho i hate birds, but i love a raven motif), and i also will never forgive her for taking my skrunkly wunkle away from me. that shared vision between orym, chet and fearne was... fucking amazing. matt outdid himself this episode fr. it's probably one of my favourite scenes of this whole campaign.
speaking of which... VAX SCREAMING???? HE'S IN PAIN????????? LET MY BABY GIRL OUT????? I STARTED FUCKING BAWLING NO JOKE. The imagery was so visceral i felt sick to my stomach and i just started tearing up. ludinus your days are fucking numbered.
SPEAKING OF THAT WHITE HAIRED OLD BITCH. HE'S ON THE FAWKING MOON WITH LILIANA???? IRA IS ALSO ON THE MOON???? WITH A REILORA???? AND WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO THE MOON AT SOME POINT??????? I LOVE THIS CAMPAIGN RAHAHWHSHJSJ
:( still no caleb safety confirmation but i think he's fine guys what could have possibly gone wrong /s.
we're in zephrah 🥺 i knew the episode was about to end, and it was so damn beautiful, but i can't wait until thursday. we're gonna see kiki. we have to tell her abt vax, but i also don't want her to know that he's suffering.
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is it thursday yet :(
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rome-alone · 2 years
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Sanzu x son reader
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reupload from my AO3
sanzu learns he has a son after his ex holds him as blackmail
Also this wasn't supposed to be posted on this blog
My fanfic blogs are
Male reader @reallyromealone
FEM reader @rome-alone-but-feral
Character @absolutelynotromealone
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Sanzu was infuriated when his ex sent him the photos.
He had a son.
He seemed no older than three but he was a spitting image of him.
There was no doubts as Sanzu grabbed the Haitani brothers and bolted to the location that Bontens hackers had tracked her phone from.
He was going to kill her for hiding his son from him and then using the boy to blackmail him!
The Haitani brothers said nothing as they watched the new dad drive like a maniac through Tokyo until they reached a run down apartment, Sanzu storming in Glock in hand and The brothers followed suit with curious looks in their eyes.
Kicking down the door Sanzu aimed his gun at the woman he once dated, he could never say he loved her as she was really just a bed warmer but now he felt something for her.
Pure hatred.
“H-how?!” She yelped and scrambled as Sanzu shot right beside her head “you really should have used a burner phone” Ran said smoothly as Rindou and him pointed at her, the woman freezing and allowing Sanzu to grab his son who was bound and duct taped to a chair, bruised and crying.
“Take him to the car, I need to have a chat with (mother’s name)” Sanzu said coldly and the room went silent as the Haitani brother’s freed the child and carried him out.
Leaving the happy couple together.
“so you wanted to blackmail Bontens second?”
“u-uh”
The neighborhood knew better than to call the cops when they heard those bloody screams and the sounds of bones snapping until silence.
“hey bud let’s get that tape off you” Ran said softly as he removed the excess tape off the child and slowly peeled the tape covering his mouth and felt his heart stop.
Two bloody diamonds on each side of his mouth.
“holy shit…” Rindou mumbled as the child began sobbing quietly, little body shaking with each sob “don’t worry buddy, you don’t gotta worry about here now” rindou said awkwardly as Ran soothed the kid as Sanzu opened the door, “Get to the front” he said coldly as blood stained his suit and the Haitani brothers looked at him before speaking “Look what she did”
And look he did.
Sanzu felt his blood run cold when he saw the matching diamonds on the boys face and if the Haitani brothers saw him cry they would never say anything and left to the front seats to give the two privacy.
“hey bud…I’m your papa” those words felt strange on his tongue as he gently wiped the tears from the boys face “I-im sorry!” The baby boy sobbed out as Sanzu pulled out his pocket square to clean the boy up “why are you sorry?”
“I look l-like you!”
What?
“did your mama do this to you because you look like me?”
He only nodded.
Jesus fuck.
What the actual fuck?
“you never have to be sorry for your mother’s actions, you’re a Bonten baby now and i will keep you safe” No one would ever believe that the most morally bankrupt man in Bonten would be so soft “what’s your name?”
“(name) (lastname)…” (Name) mumbled once he was calmed down and wounds cleaned as best as Sanzu could “well now you are (name) Akashi now” he said softly before the car slowed down and a gentle knock came from the partition and that was their queue as Sanzu gently lifted the battered and bruised child.
“let’s get you cleaned up, I got some people I want you to meet” Sanzu said carrying the boy out, heart heavy at the events that transpired.
By time (name) was treated and cleaned up, he was asleep in the pink haired mans arms and the room was quiet as the men watched curiously.
“do you even know how to care for a child?” Koko asked genuinely and the others couldn’t help but agree “I raised Senju, at least this time I don’t have to teach them about periods” Sanzu said slightly annoyed while draping his jacket over the boy.
“he will never know pain and suffering again” Sanzu said coldly while holding the boy closer and the room felt a shiver at the empty tone in that man’s voice.
God help anyone who hurts the child if Sanzu.
“Well daddy Sanzu, you should probably get him home and actually get child supplies” Ran said teasingly “kids need a bed time”
“don’t come in tomorrow” Mikey said bluntly while staring down his second “what do you mean?” Sanzu said confused, eyes scrunching together “be with him”
“he needs his dad”
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cherry1sblog · 11 months
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Warning:basically everything sexual :/
SUNOOS RED HAIR HAS BEEN GETTING TO ME LATLY
Summary:it’s your birthday and your hot pink tight dress that almost shows your ass is enough to drive sunoo insane
The time was 10:45pm and your birthday party was going amazing you were finally 20 and in your 3rd year of collage everything was going amazing except for the fact that u didn’t really well want a party and where a dress that is way to short for your liking but you wanted to make your bff happy so hear u are throwing a party witch no one would have came to if it wasn’t for your freind cause u didn’t have many or actually u had none other than seoyeon so u we’re grateful to her
-TIME SKIP-
It was now 12:30 am u drank way to many shots than u were supposed to but u didn’t feel super tipsy so u knew than when u felt that someone was staring at you witch a lot of people were more than usual maybe because I didn’t have my glasses or my hair up like always but this stare was diffrent so u knew you weren’t going crazy so you looked in the direction where u felt someone was staring and you weren’t wrong u locked eyes with sunoo…WAIT WHAT THEY KIM SUNOO IS LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT !!you immediately turned around fighting the urge to scream until u felt someone’s arm wrap around your waist from behind u froze and didn’t know what to do that’s until they wisperd
Sunoo:why are u so stiff
U turned your head to the side a little
Y/n:s-sun
Sunoo:u seem nervous but u didn’t seem to nervous when u were dancing with your dress almost showing all your ass
U quickly try to get out of his hold now embarrassed a little and wanting to just find Seoyeon and tell her what happened
Sunoo:ah ah no so fast 
Yn:s-sunoo please let me go
Sunoo: why don’t h wanna have some fun baby
He drags you by your arm going up the stairs and ask witch is your room
Sunoo: witch is your room
You said nothing scared somthing was about to go down witch it in fact did…
//5MIN TIME SKIP\\
Sunoo pinned you against the way kissing your neck making sure to leave hicks. Visible this is your first time so obvi u were scared until he started to play with the strap of you dress is gave u butterfly’s he push off from the wall laying u on the bed
Sunoo:hey princes can I take this off
Y/n:yes please
Kissing the top part that your bra left revealing he unclasped your bra as you archers your back he definitely was a boob guy cause the way he swirled his tounge around your bud and pulls at it was amazing
“Your so pretty I wish I could be more slow with you”
“But I’m kinda hurting and you are to pretty”
You just moaned being to dumb from him barley doing anything he took off your panties and took of his boxers I got scared seeing his size being your first time he was so thick
“W-wait sun”
“Mm baby what’s wrong”
“This is my first time”
“Don’t worry I’ll take care of you”
He slowly slid into you feeling a starch of pain
“Ah it hurts sunoo”
“I know princess I’ll wait”
He started to kiss you distracting you from the pain but suddenly that pain was turend into pleasure
“Sunoo please move “
“Anything you say princess “
He slowly went in and out you moaning him kissing you to get you to hush but it felt so good too good
“You feel so good princess “
“Agrh please sunoo omg”
He started to rub your clit and press down on your stoch to feel his duck bulging out of your rearaging your organs
“Ah sun-sunoo omg I need to pee “
“Good princess “
He went faster bucking his hips sucking on your boobs and then you came undon he was still going tho to reach his own high
“Your so tight how can you be so tight and feel so good omg”
He started to get close but you were also getting close to your second orgasam
“Sun im gonna cun again “
“Me too princess me to “
And then he came and so did you leaving you both fucked out CANT believing you just had the hottest guy on campuse take your virginity but it felt good so good you never wanted it to stop
“Princess I think you should get dressed now to celebrate and cut your cake for your party “
“And I got you something “
Sunoo Barley knew you so him getting you something was outta pokey but so was him fucking you
“Aw sun you didn’t have to”
You opend the box and there was a bracelet with your anitail on it
“Thank you I love it so much sun”
“I’m glad you like it and next time I promise to take my time with you”
Next time!??
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AHHDJFJGJG if you guys want a part two lemeee know!
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