#IM JOKING LMFAOO EXCALIBUR IS A JOKE I SWEAR

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now why is excalibur on your kin list 😮😮🙏🙏

FOOL 🗣 back in 1613 I served for the royal family as their adviser. We were a close bunch friends you can say but all of a sudden war broke out. Our kingdom was small and we didn’t have a big enough military for a all out battle with our enemies. Not to mention there was a small drought. But the king..although he was my closest friend he was a fool. He was determined to keep going and prove he and his kingdom could defeat the enemy. He was blinded by pride and a sense of superiority. I attempted to advise him not to do that. That the sake of the people were at stake that during everything so far we needed to find peace. That was...that was the first time we had ever fought. He didn’t listen to my advice in fact he threatened my life if I continued to speak my quote unquote foolishness. The king believed I had given up hope in the kingdom. That I was like the rest. Even after all this time? All the plans we had made to better the kingdom? He took his oldest daughter (they weren’t sexist 🙄) and they rode off into battle. Our army was wiped out almost immediately. Most retreated some became prisoners of war including the princess. She however managed to kill five of the soldiers guarding her and helped her fellow comrades escape but she was killed. The idiot king was killed in battle. The queens second oldest son grieved the news since he was so close to his sibling. He took his own life... The queens heart grew evil. She had one more daughter that she raised herself. Under her ruler ship the kingdom flourish. Grew. But it became more of a tyranny. She also blamed me for everything I had to flee

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#IM JOKING LMFAOO EXCALIBUR IS A JOKE I SWEAR #📧 lia’s letters ⊹˚꒱◞