#IM BEING NERFED

[unholyhymns]

"examine at least three of our stories"

professor the paper is four pages max. i need eight just to talk about Gilgamesh

#im being nerfed

[jesterguy]

Migraineeeeee.....

#im being nerfed

[sugarcubetyrant]

hiiiii its me codes hope ur doing well :D

I am!! I got a new job and tumblr doesnt work in the building :sob:

#Im being nerfed

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yall know the "after first kiss" meme

there are three types of pairing

the meme:

#oh man click for better quality i think tumblr is nerfing it again #casually slides laughingstock into the main tag. im going to be hunted for sport #anyway im still a popstar believer and advocate #I Swear They're Endgame #unless they arent! but i have faith #wailing sobbing etc these three pairings make me crazy #oughhhhh #one is technically canon the second i believe will be canon the third is just me being unwell #and i cherish all of em <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcomehome #franklydear #wh popstar #laughingstock #i feel it in my heart that these are accurate #or.. no... not feel it... desperately hope while sweating profusely

[hyakunana]

Meanwhile, at Venigni Works (a direct sequel from this comic)

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #round8 #pinocchio #red fox #black cat #lop fox #lop cat #fanart #comics #in the loving memory of pre-nerf shovel guy — it isn't dead yet but it so could be #ok im kiddin i actually find fun to fight against it but i tots feel the pain of first timers #fun fact i headcanon cat having a stupid crush on p after p being the first time to be nice to him and fox #i like the one-side vibe of it tbh so prepare for my repetition jokes around that fghjk

[demonicfarmer69]

non circle art for the first time in a hot min (ref: here)

#jiang cheng #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #u have no idea how bad i needed to draw something not circle #or some reason i can draw in this style traditionally but not digitally...im being nerfed #xicheng implied btw uwu

[l3irdl3rain]

Could we get maybe a small video of Anders being people friendly if it's not too much to ask? I adore friendly happy cats

i believe in rubbing your face/head against your cats to show them affection

#the quality of this video got nerfed for some reason #also its a testament to how comfortable ive gotten on here that i allow myself to post something where im just being myself #i used to get so nervous to even talk in a video #ask #anders #me

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

#my art lol #vocaloid #utau #shitpost #oliver vocaloid #vocaloid oliver #kazehiki #kazehiki utau #(ik he's a voca now technically but idc. still his og utau design) #another one. thank you all for coming out tonight ill be posting cringe for the rest of my life #ahkjsksfhgkjsgh i feel so bad cause i love peoples interpretations of these two being besties or whatever thats cute as hell #but unfortunately mine reallyyyyyyy do not get along 😭😭 why? thats a story for another day. but i was giggling so hard making this #it didnt come out as funny as i thought itd be but whatever im on the verge of ANOTHER panic attack so idc if it looks fucked up #yes thats another default windows background. there were so many oliver shimejis on my screen as i tried drawing this i had to nerf them 😭

[loreofthefritz]

5-year-old Gohan driving a jet plane before Goku and Piccolo knew how to start a car

Funnily enough, it still makes sense that he doesn't know how to cross the street despite the fact, because:

He has never lived in the city before.

He's always with adults when they go to the city (unless he's flying with ki to get there).

Knowing how to cross the street is not a requirement in driving aircrafts or in fighting world-ending threats.

He can literally fly. What would he need street signs for?!

Which then got me asking, WHY does he need to drive an aircraft?!

#the grim tale of the overly competent child #i bet he learned it from reading a book like a real nerd /affectionate #then just tried doing it when the opportunity presented itself #and he just flew flawlessly in 3 tries max #chi chi does not know this but wouldnt be surprised regardless #so i dont think 5yos are legally allowed to drive so we can check this as gohan being a delinquent at the tender age of 5 #ya know if Gohan didnt stop studying for 3 years to fight the androids he probably didnt even need to go to HS #he'd be in college at age 14-15 i bet #toriyama knows he has to nerf this kid #this is exactly why i have a 'gohan became a CC intern right after the cell games au' #he met hedo there and they become friends 🥺 #GIMME GOHAN BEING TAUGHT BY BULMA YOU COWARDS #so we can make it official that gohan learned from all of goku's friends #i made a long fucking tag im so sorry i'll stop now #dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball movie #son gohan #dbz gohan #gohan dbz #fritz headcanons #fritz in fandom #my boy can fly 4 ways now: 1 bukujutsu. 2 kinto-un. 3 Icarus / Haiya Dragon. & 4. his own fucking jet p #jet plane* #why are you THIS smart #HOW ARE YOU FIVE?! #ok i'll really stop now promise #masenko huh

[torgawl]

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

#I KNEW WE WOULD SEE YUUJI FIGHTING SUKUNA IM SO EXCITED #higuruma looks so cool this is gonna be such an iconic fight yuuji and his duos are always top tier #I CAN'T WAIT #also yuuji's hand?!!!! #annihilate that motherfucker son you can do it i believe in you #i honestly love the themes that jjk has been focusing on #jjk is about love and curses and how love can be a curse but how it's worth it and yet sukuna is the perfect antagonist for that story #for sukuna love is worth nothing #and it's so so so fun that he's getting fought by the most loving boy ever who is stronger with others than alone #like!!!!! #yuuji and yuuta as jjk protagonists being the perfect representation of stronger together is so cool #and it's cool that one is 'just a boy' and the other is one of the strongest yet the conclusion is the same #watch yuuji save the day not because he is the strongest but because he has people to rely on #and by save the day i hope that means bringing megumi back #it would also be funny if sukuna got immediately nerfed into a skinny boys body again right after he transformed #and i'm here for the laughs i hope he gets humiliated and dragged across the floor #get raid sprayed!!!! #manifesting everything well for best boy yuuji if sukuna hurts him i'm taking matters into my own hands #jjk leaks

[crimescrimson]

The Scorned Hacktivist Wrench in Watch_Dogs Legion: Bloodline (2021)

#Crimson's Gifs: Watch_Dogs #Watch_Dogs #Watch_Dogs Legion #Watch_Dogs Legion: Bloodline #Watch_Dogs Legion Bloodline #WDL #WD #WD:L #Wrench #The Wrench #Wrench Blechman #Reginald Blechman #Reggie Blechman #Honestly I wish Wrench killed Rempart after he threatened Josh/Sitara and ESPECIALLY Marcus #Like yeah yeah break the cycle of violence bs but thats Aiden's story not Wrench's. #Wrench's story revolves around realising being someone else to make other people happy never works #I think he shouldve killed him. As a treat #Anyways I finished the DLC and honestly I am once again asking why this isnt the main game and the legion main game isnt DLC #Like they had to nerf the dlc story so people would actually remember the main game exists 😭 #im gonna TRY to give the main game a shot but only because I can play as Wrench #I love how Wrench's story with the Pearce family ends on him gushing about what he wants to do for Marcus btw #Like Marcus was barely in this game aside from word of mouth and that one side mission but hes THERE to Wrench #Like hes not There but hes THERE. Wrench literally cannot go 5 minutes without thinking about him. #And that makes me so absolutely insane. The game gave him an ex-husband. and then made Marcus 80% of his mindspace CANONICALLY #and we are supposed to ignore the dots connecting? I see what you're doing *morphs into shane from the watcher*

[cowboy-robooty]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. I AM NOT TRANS I AM A CIS MALE LORD PLEASE WHY DOES EVERYONE I MEET THINK IM TRANS

#im sorry i dont have the raw tboy swag guys okay #i have been talking to people more (online) and for some reason everyone who knows my tumblr also thinks im trans apparantly #I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO THESE PEOPLE EVER. LIKE THANK YOU FOR THINKING I EXUDE THAT SWAG BUT IM CISSSSSSSSSSSS #i shouldnt care but look im asian and have a hormone disorder so i experience aids every single day okay #im asian (people think i look 11 when im 18) i have a hormone disorder (fucked me up) and im in cali (liberalville) #combine all that shit together and you got people calling me she/her at walgreens or my evil classmate calling me a goddamn shota everyday #IM TIRED OF IT. I AM A CISMAN STOP MAKING ME EXPEREINCE TRANSPHOBIA WHEN IM NOT EVEN FUCKING TRANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #TRANS PEOPLE OBVS SHOULDNT EXPEREINCE THIS EITHER BUT IM LIKE GAW DAMN IM GETTING NERFED FOR HAVING TRAITS I DONT EVEN HAVE! #im actively pro trans because im normal and not a freak. BUT IM A CIS ALLY I DONT HAVE A PUSSY I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL JAPANESE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!! #robooty just hates being called shit that hes not -_- got that autism iny blood

[narwhalandchill]

No way they had to actually nerf aventurines story boss fight 😭😭

#SPACE CAPITALIST FOUL LEGACY FACES THE FATE OF THE ORIGINAL 😭😭 #listen im the first one to call out how the omgggggg its hsr childe O___o shit with aven is just. dumb (& if anything hes hsr komaeda lmao) #but this is just so fucking funny 💀💀 poetic irony #(yap alert) n yes yes sure ik they do share some memeworthy similarities in the narrative roles they serve and some surface level aspects #such as. to stay on topic. the powered up form featured in a now-nerfed story fight threatens big population in attempt to draw out someone #thing. but as characters they rly couldnt be further apart. motivations and skillsets and worldviews and personality its . nothing lol. #like. they rhyme at times but thats not the same as rly being alike much at all and im tired of seeing it #but anuway yeah its. its so funny the boss fights for both got the fateful nerf i cannot believe this 💀💀 #i kind of get why tho like. aventurine had hands. i did double sustain jic and was fine bc fx blocked the CC enough but ya #hsr #hsr spoilers #2.1 spoilers #rambles #name a more iconic duo than me and not fucking keeping it curt and on topic in the tags

[chronal-anomaly]

You get into the car with Lena and you will be breaking the speed limit. Maybe the sound barrier. Maybe both.

#“slow down” isnt really in her vocabulary #shes worse on the bike really taking the drop a gear n disappear thing to heart #obviously if someone is very uncomfortable she'll drop it down ro just above the speed limit #but otherwise you're gone #drifting around corners #barely touching the brakes #yeah she drives like shes invincible bc she kinda is #anyway I'm being nerfed yet again by this headache so its early to bed for me tonight but god damn it im going to write #at least send out those asks #forces myself to have fun #( ooc. )

[cerealmonster15]

the tumblr photo limit on desktop is 30 right...

#i need to go insane and 30 just isnt enough im being nerfed it's so unfair LOL #i need to be weird about screenshots

[widevibratobitch]

cunt.

#amidst all this t/error and o/pera posting lets not forget what's truly important. #aramis. and igor starygin's cunty little face in his cunty blonde wig (with fabulous bangs!) #i will never stop being obsessed with him. this is not a promise. this is a threat. #but its a promise too <33 #the three musketeers #igor starygin #the moste aramis ever. they can make as many new t3m adaptations as they want. but #there will never be another aramis with this much insane bitch energy #yes they had to nerf him a little cause the movies still had to be family friendly at the end of the day. and because they knew #no one could handle starygin as *completely* book accurate aramis. it doesnt matter. he still served better than anyone. king. i love you sm #vingt ans apres #twenty years after #d'artagnan and the three musketeers #uhhh yeah im not typing in cyrillic sorry jshsjssh