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sokkas-therapist · 1 day
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Breaking my silence: I think Zuko’s “I’m angry at myself” explosion in The Beach episode was queer coded
*runs away before I can be booed off the stage*
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oddheadd · 19 hours
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Perfect Husband
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You didn't have that much experience with guys, and the little things you did experience weren't good at all. Everything felt so... Empty. The "Wyd" texts and shallow conversations at the bar didn't satisfy you. You knew what you wanted, and you decided to go for it.
So when you met him it felt so real and unreal at the same time.. He felt real as in he understood you, he engaged in interesting conversations and knew just what was the best for you.
...And he felt unreal as in he wasn't... Human? Like a man from 19th century novels, he was gentle, polite, relatable but mysterious enough to keep you wanting him. The problem before was everybody acting same, now you were weirded out with how unique he was? You started thinking you were the problem.
Therefore, after a few months of dating, when he set up a beautiful dinner table for you two, with candles, flowers, perfectly cooked delicacies and asked you to marry him, you said yes.
You cut the steak and...
"Oh... This seems raw..?"
"It's medium rare, dear. But I won't feel bad if you don't want to eat it." - he smiled.
You felt lucky. So, you cut a piece of it, and put the red, moist and almost slimy piece of meat in your mouth. His smile widened as he watched you do so. You chewed and chewed, trying not to think too much about the texture or the taste, instead washing it down with red wine and forcing a smile.
The night ended with him gently holding and kissing you, while not so gently fucking into you. It felt almost like a reward for accepting his proposal, and the amount of times he made you cum only supported that theory.
The wedding happened shortly after, him making sure it was as big or as small as you wanted.
Everything after that felt like a dream... In a literal sense. You found yourself derealizating on more occasions than you can remember. Feeling dizzy, out of the place and unreal was then a daily accurance for you. And you didn't quite feel comfortable with talking about it with your husband.
But it didn't matter... Not as long as at the end of the day you laid in his arms.
However, even that comfort was broken when only weeks after your marriage, he started staying at his job later and later... As soon as he got home he'd take a shower, too.
Suspecting that your husband was cheating, you decided to follow him one day.
The day went on fine, he stayed at his job til 8, but then he left. You quietly followed, wanting to catch him in the act. He... Went into the woods..? Was he actually fucking someone in the woods? Then you saw another person... But they seemed to not be aware of your husband being there. In fact, he was watching them... Stalking them like a predator would to a prey. The person was obviously wasted, having come in the woods to relieve themself.
Your dear husband got up from his hiding spot, and approached the person... And so you watched in horror as his limbs started twisting unnaturally, making popping and cracking sounds as, his skin changing it's color into a dark red, almost a bloody color. He turned into something incomprehensible... A monster.
His now inhumane looking jaw unclenched, opening so wide he could swallow a man whole, and he took a generous bite out of the person, their bloodcurdling screams not loud enough to bury the sound of your ears ringing.
Despite the scenery being hard to look at, you turned around to leave, but stumbled and fell down with a loud noise.
Your husband's head turned towards you slowly, and his smile fell.
The dream turned into a nightmare.
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Man I just love creepy, cannibalistic, eldrich monsters/gods and not in an only ha they're sexy way (I blame the movie Ritual)
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iuciferic · 2 days
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1 hour speed exercise
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pianofirepirate · 2 days
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fellas is it gay to hunt down and try to kill the director of a shitty student film you were in with your first real friend (who also starred in said student film) ?
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fallevs · 3 days
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Inspired by @nicoise's lovely drawings 🖋
(please, go see their work)
I used a micro pigment ink pen 0.30mm + pen brush for the most pronounced details. It's quick and absolutely imperfect but I must say I'm almost happy with the result. I think it's kinda cute.
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ilikeart021 · 3 days
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Tadc but if they were actors lol
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I was thinking of making more but didn't have time lol
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absenteatot · 2 days
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I drew rainbow dash as a human (?) bc I lover her
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distinguishedsnoof · 2 days
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Drawing her is so fun
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g3ngar-l0v3r · 2 days
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Random stuff I drew/wrote in school,(the first one was rushed, however the last two images are for a boss fight in kirby and the forgotten land but with king dedede + Escargoon. It may seem stupid so mb😞)
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realcharmrush · 3 days
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Gonna try and post more again <3
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starzlyx · 2 days
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IDK WHAT PIRATE THIS IS FROM PIRATES SMP BUT I LOVE THE DESIGN????
THE TWO ABOVE MY ART
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THE OTHER TWO FROM TWITTER/INSPO!!
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𝖱𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗈..
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𝖥𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗍. 𝖡𝖺𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝖿𝖿: 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗇 𝖠𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗅𝖾𝗑𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗋𝖾 𝖢𝖺𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖾𝗅.
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paninicupcakke · 3 days
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(Suggestive)(?)
I keep having this recurring dream where Demoman is tying up Medic’s wrists together. I swear I’ve had this dream 3 times now...I usually see a snippet of it whenever I’m about to wake up. Both men are wearing casual attire so I can’t tell if their Red vs Blu but it’s always Demo tying up Medic’s wrists together with some rope……
What does this mean??? <:3c What has my babygirl done wrong??? Perhaps he’s guilty of stealing one of Demo’s organs without permission??? Is Demo actually angry? Or are they both roleplaying??? Am I okay??? Is my brain finally giving me the writing inspo I’ve been begging for??? The world may never know…
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