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#I'm terrible at this
diahsthings · 8 months
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Obey me
Things I would do with each character.
Warnings: bad writing, fluff, ooc I guess. It's just some silly maladaptive daydreaming.
Lucifer
Listen to records. Don't think listening to his cursed ones are possible. Guess he's going to enjoy ABBA. Look I know it won't be his favorite but he will probably be intrigued because of how popular their music is. Use listening to music to have him dance with me. I have a large variety of records. Making out maybe to music. Enjoying a different side to him.
Mammon
Get in on schemes. Love to think of how to scam people but never do because I don't have the time or money. Chaos couple. I'm a hype person and will remind him how amazing he is. Shared adoration. He's my first and favorite. I fell in love almost as fast as he did. That soft personality just for me. He's gorgeous and sweet.
Levi
Have him help me finish every video game I'm stuck on. It's going to be awhile. Using the excuse to make him spend time with me. It'll give him confidence while I tell him how amazing he is at playing games. Nerd out over anime. Share our thoughts and eventually get him to cuddle. Then more as he gets comfortable.
Satan
Cliche but cat cafe. Love it. Get cute snacks and drinks then cuddle with cats. OMG please. Did it once and it was so much fun. Satan would die seeing a cat sleep in my lap almost the whole time. Then getting home letting him pout about not being able to have a cat. Stroking his hair as he lays his head in my lap. Bonus: I'm allergic to cats 😂
Asmodeus
I'm serious about skin care, hair care, and personal style. I would be out shopping and doing so much with him. I adore him. Giving a makeover might not work but I would let him do whatever he wanted and have fun with him. I think doing makeup and hair is intimate. It's a special bond. I don't let just anyone see me changing and telling me fashion or style advice. Sharing the latest tea with him. OMG the bond with him would be so strong. The trust.
Beel
I would have him eat and tell me about how it tastes. I have so many food issues that I just dream of eating these foods. That and tell him he's the greatest in the world. He's the biggest sweetheart ever. I'm such a simp for him. Cheering for him. Making sure he has snacks and carrying snacks with me. Cuddles with snacks while watching movies. Have to have a snack while watching movies. I can't watch without snacks.
Belphie
Stargazing while snuggling. I just want to lay in bed all day and enjoy the softest blankets, mattress, and pillows. And having such a handsome brat of a demon. So much cuddling. Playing my switch or reading. Slow kisses while running our hands over each other.
Diavolo
Take him to a Renaissance festival. Can you imagine the sheer amount of enjoyment he would have?!? Best dressed couple there. Biggest smile on his face. The excitement. Enjoying Diavolo's affection and relaxing as no one knows who he is. Spending as much time there as possible. Being able to act openly as a couple with no one watching him under a microscope. Finding a place to share some kisses.
Barbatos
Tea. Everything tea. I live in tea. Chai. Masala chai recipe. Bonding over my passion for hot leaf juice. Make him take us to my favorite tea places. (Nimrah bakery old city Hyderabad India). Enjoying one anothers company while sitting together cozy in cafes. Talking quietly with one another out of prying eyes. Stolen kisses and holding hands.
Simeon
Baking!! Work on finding the best gluten free food. I can't have gluten and it's just awful. But I want to bake with him so badly. Decorating cakes and cookies. Helping get icing off his lip. Seeing him blush from that. The debate it gives him.
Solomon
Go to occult stores and hear his opinion. Totally just want to make out with this one. Keep him from trying any magic spells. I just want to hear his interesting thoughts on things. Think he's hilarious. And enjoy teasing him back.
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phospolipid-bilayer · 3 months
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This song doesn't fit it 1:1 and could also be about the game in general but it's very Smitten/Opportunist to me.
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sunmaybedoesthings · 3 months
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So decided to (slowly) work on a Pokemon fangame... so here is the starting town.
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aphrogeneias · 4 months
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i don't know if this is a sunrise or a sunset but i'm sure there's a sun motif involved there somewhere. sunny? warm? bright?
send me an emoji about how you feel about me on or off anon, and i have to guess what it means
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ramblingoak · 11 months
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lemme see em
Dang one sentence is hard hmmm...well here's a little bit from a Copia/Aether au I've been messing with. Copia is an absent minded professor and Aether is a fireman:
Aether was standing there by his desk, looking a little dirty and a little sweaty, but definitely in his classroom. He was also wearing that stupid tight shirt and those equally stupid red suspenders. Definitely stupid and definitely not insanely attractive.
Copia allowed himself a few seconds to process the fireman’s presence before speaking. “Is the school on fire?” Aether laughed and gave Copia a look he couldn’t read, just a small smile on his face. Copia glanced out at his students who were doing a terrible job at pretending they were taking their tests and not listening in.
“Well I felt bad we missed our coffee date this morning,” an alarming uptick in whispering made Copia look out at the class again, seeing at least half the students duck their heads band down. “Professor?”
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i-have-no-idea-111 · 10 months
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I'm so hopeless at taking care of children. I was just about to go out to the playground with my sister and I almost lost this kid 3 times in an hour
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rocksandmirrors · 1 year
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Why does guilty pleasure fic have to be so hard to write? It wants to stay all locked away inside my mind, but I need to get it out.
idk man 😩 you don't have to make it perfect, it can be as self-indulgent and unrealistic as you want. go wild
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About to do the walk of shame through my inbox. I’m sorry for leaving y’all in there for so long. There’s got to be a better way to see I’ve got mail.
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silvermoon424 · 4 months
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This is a subject that really interests me because I (28 years old) had computer classes in grade school where learning how to efficiently type was a big focus. As a result I have a very high WPM (words per minute) count and am an excellent touch typer.
However, I've heard that they started phasing out computer classes in a lot of schools because it's assumed that kids/teenagers already know how to use a computer in this day and age. But smartphones are more popular than computers now, and as result a lot of Gen Z/Gen Alpha kids are able to text very quickly but their typing skills aren't as good.
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just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they're just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.
war crimes aren't considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.
Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren't suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don't hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.
The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we're expected to celebrate both.
not bc they're Jewish. this isn't a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it's not evidence that antisemitism doesn't exist.
it's just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)
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beif0ngs · 7 months
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everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 
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dark-sappho · 2 years
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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch
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pinkfey · 7 months
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edit: thank you @sidneyfirefae for the image description!!
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recklessmoss · 10 months
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creatures..... beasts even...... freaks perhaps....
EDIT :  All these designs have been sold as adoptables by now!
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luvit · 4 months
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Okok Can you please make a Afab reader x Simon where the reader is a squirter again except y/n never has before so Simon makes it his goal to make y/n squirt a few ways?
(afab!reader, mdni 18+)
BAHA! yes. 😶 all i'd be able to think about ever.
i think simon would actually be kind of embarrassed with himself when you're able to do it for the first time. not because he was taken aback by it happening. oh no, not at all, never at all. just the fact he was probably like "mm, i've not been fucking you good enough before? let me remedy that, sweetness."
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in all honesty he wants to see how many different ways he can do it. does it by trial and error, and the best method he's able to do is through overstimulation. but he doesn't want to cheat and just build you up one way only to switch it up last second and say "i made you squirt on my fingers!" no. he wants to make you do it from start to finish. you squirt on his fingers, and he's playing with that pretty pussy for as long as it'll take. makes sure to rub that one spot you like so much, makes you seem pretty. but if your eyes are leaking with tears and you have drool coming out of your mouth, he doesn't care. only thing he wants to see is that pussy weeping for him.
he knows he can make you do it on his dick. aided by a little bit of positioning so you're lifted with no where to go but up and down his thick shaft. forces you to feel everything he wants to give you. and the way your clit rubs along his pelvis and drags on it for that little second you're slammed against him. the pressure of it has you seeing stars, and the way he might take a breather by holding you tight against him. grips your ass and forces you to grind down on him so he can keep stimulating you by having his cock reach juuust a little deeper. eventually you start gushing down his thighs and onto the floor, a little more coming out each time he brings your hips back to his because he hasn't quite noticed it yet. he's too lost in the weight of you on his cock.
but his other favorite way to do it is probably without inserting anything. he likes to think of it as the ultimate challenge. see how much you can take as he drags the underside of his cock back and forth, back and forth across your pussylips. makes sure to stop at your clit and swipe his tip over it so that it starts smearing his precum on you, then resumes the way he slides his cock between your folds. you're dripping all over him and he likes to see the way it collects on his balls. keeps slapping your clit with the head of his cock to see your legs twitch. makes you count how many times he does it until you squirt. doesn't count if you cum, it's if you squirt. and if you lose count? oh he'll probably punish you later.
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do not edit or reupload my works elsewhere (reblogs welcome!)
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anneapocalypse · 1 year
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So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.
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