#I'm sorry Ron

[macksartblock]

i had a bad night so?? fuck idk

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #you can tell who i started with based on the quality of line art lol #darryl wilson #glenn close dndads #henry oak #ron stampler #sorry i didn't include jodie in whatever i'm claiming this is but i have to get ready for work #my artwork

[alien-bluez]

errrrmmm cheesed to meet you?

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dungeons and daddies fanart #just some various dndads drawings i've done because i'm very normal (ill) over this podcast #this is gonna be a long tag list of characters are you ready #darryl wilson #ron stampler #glenn close #not the real one lol #henry oak #lincoln li wilson #scary marlowe #normal oak #taylor swift #sorry for ruining this tag for you #grant wilson #nick close #lark oak #sparrow oak #okay is that all of them? #i think so #god i'm so sorry #dndads season 1 #dndads season 2 #i have a lot of thoughts/art on this pocast #i come back just to be hit with a sledgehammer of hyperfixation #it's been so bad for the last 2 months oof.

[stopstopstopit]

Winnix moments that make me feral part 1/?

This scene kills me every time because Dick just introduced Harry to Nix. "Lieutenant Lewis Nixon? Lieutenant Harry Welsh." Dick already knows Harry and yet, and yet Nix immediately upon meeting him needs him to know that he knows Dick, better than you, thank you very much, and he can tell you all about him. And then, Dick doesn't shrug it off like, "we know each other already, Lew," oh no, he has to point out that he knows all about Nixon as well, in front of his new friend. And look at Lew's face!! He's almost abashed that Dick is teasing him. Boys, stop, I can't.

Don't even get me started on the beginning of this scene with Harry asking, "Am I interrupting something?" when they're standing six clear feet apart.

#winnix #band of brothers #i am 23 years late to this fandom but i'm not sorry #bob #lewis nixon #dick winters #major winters #captain nixon #damian lewis #ron livingston #harry welsh #hbo war trilogy #wwii #my gifs #my edit #winnix moments

[saintsenara]

Not disputing you ofc but do you remember the exact line about ron looking like bill perchance? I would love it for referencing purposes

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

and i am afraid that you're getting a more long-winded answer than you may have been hoping for...

male weasleys are split down the middle into two camps, physically:

charlie, fred, and george are described as being short and stocky [although "short" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, since they're all taller than harry: fred and george shrink when they take polyjuice potion to transform into him in deathly hallows].

the implication - i think - is that charlie and the twins look like molly, who is described several times as short and plump in build. ginny is also described numerous times in the books as short and is said in chapter thirty-three of order of the phoenix to resemble fred and george facially, which, since's she's described in deathly hallows as having her mother's brown eyes - which probably triggered some sort of freudian shudder in harry - means i think we can conclude that this half of the family all look their mam.

[and also that molly is a hottie herself. she often gets turned by the fandom into a fairly sexless being - even though she didn't have those seven children immaculately, did she? - with a strict, prudish vibe. and - to do some discourse for a moment - we all know that the fact that she's described as fat is the direct cause of this. but several men are canonically ready to risk it all for ginny - and it's time we all acknowledged this is because she inherited her bonafide baddie powers straight from molly.]

percy and ron - on the other hand - are, like arthur, described as being tall, thin, and gangly. bill is never explicitly said to be slender, but he is described in the fifth chapter of goblet of fire as "tall" immediately after harry has stated that charlie is short[ish] and broad - which allows us to reasonably infer that he's on the arthur-weasley-skinny-legend side of the family.

and we can also assume - since ron is never said to resemble molly, nor [to harry's great relief] ginny, facially - that his features - his long nose and blue eyes - come from his father, who is also the source of percy's short-sightedness.

and, while harry [the narrative perspective] never says that he thinks arthur is hot - because why would he? - nor percy and ron [although i think it's worth noting that he doesn't consider it ridiculous that both of them manage to pull - and it's never suggested that penelope clearwater and lavender brown aren't cuties] it's actually possible to justify the idea that they are canonically fit using more than pure hot air...

[harry does - obviously - think bill's a babe. he sees fleur checking him out and immediately thinks... same.]

because a very striking narrative choice that the series makes is the idea that all pureblood nuclear family units look identical to each other - which serves as a visual metaphor for the importance of blood-status and lineage within the wizarding world. this is why narcissa malfoy is as pale and blonde as lucius and draco [even though bellatrix and andromeda are dark haired] and why molly is a redhead even though red hair and freckles are stated in the text to be weasley - rather than prewett - traits. harry's resemblance to his pureblood father eases his passage through wizarding society. voldemort's lack of resemblance to his pureblood mother does the opposite.

the weasleys and the malfoys are narrative mirrors within the series - with the fact that ron and draco are both so near-identical to arthur and lucius as to be immediately identifiable as each man's son by anyone who meets them part of this mirroring. it makes sense, then, that since the non-ron weasley children don't have a specific malfoy mirror, the same general principle applies, and the three weasley brothers who are built like arthur also strongly resemble him facially - and that bill also has a long nose [and a long something else, i'll wager!] and a cracking pair of baby blues.

or that if bill is hot, arthur is hot - and therefore if arthur is hot, ron is hot.

[where bill outpaces his brothers, i fear, is that he clearly has rizz - whereas ron's seduction skills are famously weak before he gets his hands on a copy of twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches - i.e. when he cockblocks harry spectacularly by beefing with cho unprovoked about the quidditch team she supports, which always sends me - and percy is... percy.]

[if ron had simply played it cool he could have finessed going to the ball with fleur, and i'll die on that hill...]

#asks answered #ron weasley #hot ron defence league #also I'm sorry but arthur and molly *fuck* and you're all deluding yourselves if you think they don't #harry - on the other hand - is canonically mid #ginny takes the fleur view - i am good-looking enough for both of us #one of the reasons you have to back romione is that she's too clever to risk fumbling him

[archeolatry]

The Ten Types of Sparks Songs

Song You Think Is About Sex Until You Read The Lyrics

Autobiography of Inanimate Object

Song You Didn't Think Was About Sex Until You Read the Lyrics

Jaunty Song About A Horrible Thing

I Guess This Is The Single

I Had Sex With A Foreign Girl

Hifalutin Song About A Silly Thing

Sing This Song About My Feelings Of Inadequacy You Bambi-Eyed Little Shit

Ron Mael Is Horny And He Wants You To Know About It

Oh No Actual Feelings

#sparks #ron mael #russell mael #sorry i'm late to the party #i'm a part-time sparks blog now

[lionheartedmusings]

okay but i do need fred lovers to be fully aware that there's virtually no chance that he won't end up in q!bad's basement because the only reason we even *have* fred is because of q!bad's current plotline. through meta we know that ron's capture was cooking for the whole week he was going through the stages of grief.

it would make no sense to me that they'd incorporate higher level workers suddenly while worker-kidnapping is part of q!bad's personal lore + have ron blatantly call out blue hat workers as superiors if they weren't planning for fred to get got.

i adore that q!tubbo got there first and developed this personal connection with fred that's going to be very very interesting going forward but also my man's got a basement with his name on it, and did from the moment we met him.

#qsmp #q!badboyhalo #qsmp fred #qsmp ron lemons in the basement #like i'm so sorry but the behind the scenes plan is 100000% for fred to end up in the basement #there's no way it isn't

[kiwi-and-pasta-at-3am]

I love episode 8 because Speirs is always around Winters and Nixon and for some reason that makes him look kinda small and it's so funny

#just look at him #the big ass helmet over his eyes only adds to it #I'm sorry it's so fucking funny #he shrunk #band of brothers #bob #ron speirs #ronald speirs #richard winters #lewis nixon #also the fact that Speirs is generally spotted with them in the last eps sometimes #like omg they're friends #I'm gonna explode #they're friends

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Guys. I need your opinions on something. Yes it's important.

Ok ok ok yes huddle around huddle around. So, first I'm gonna present what I think isn't particularly controversial and I myself feel pretty confident about which is this:

You might even put Sparrow further to the left idk. Then there's what I think some people will definitely disagree with but I myself feel strongly about (in me bones) and that's this:

But that's where I'm at a loss. Grant and Nicky I mean, they're enigmas to me (in this specific but definitely important case scenario). I keep moving them around and changing my mind.

SO. Thoughts??? Opinions??? It's for science.

#I'm in such a dumb mood I'm so sorry but I so genuinely want people's opinions on the matter LOL PLEASE #dndads #yes this too will go in the main tag #sparrow oak garcia #lark oak garcia #terry jr. #to some extent it was Thrush's post with Glenn and Ron that got me thinking about this yesterday lmao #I think it's a good scale tbh #Sparrow follows soap opera logic #Terry follows cartoon logic #get you a man who can do both (Lark)

[raisedbyanimation]

So I watched Inside Job

#ron steadtler #breagon #I'm sorry but I love them #netflix #inside job #brett hand #reagan ridley #breagan #breagonon

[flaming-brown-witch]

“And then, when Chambers came at me about five minutes later — what?” Ron said, stopping mid-sentence at the look on Harry’s face. “Why are you grinning?” “I’m not,” said Harry quickly, looking down at his Transfiguration notes and attempting to straighten his face. (OOTP, 704)

I'm sorry but how is this not the gayest thing ever???

#i'm swooning #harry is so in LOVE #ronarry #hermione come get yo man #harry bout to snatch him #harry potter #ron weasley #harry x ron #i'm sorry but harmony fans are delusional #harry NEVER grinned at hermione like that in canon #weasleysexual

[oknowkiss]

my writing year in review: 2023

thank you to @sorrybutblog @wolfpants and @citrusses for the tag!! tagging in a few folks as well: @tackytigerfic @sweet-s0rr0w @nv-md @oflights @mintawasalreadytaken @vukovich @lumosatnight @emmalovesdilemmas @mallstars @moonflower-rose @dodgerkedavra @rainstormradish @m0srael @reserve @babooshkart @lqtraintracks @skeptiquewrites @eveningstruggle @maesterchill @geesenoises @peachydreamxx @saintgarbanzo for anything you'd like to round up!

i went into this thinking 2023 was a bit of a fallow year, output-wise, but looking at my stats page apparently i wrote 100k this year!! who could've known? not me. big thanks to everyone who supported me this year, whether by beta-ing, reading, commenting, or otherwise just listening to me moan. i'm quite excited for what's in store next year, including plenty more moaning. hope to see you all in 2024!

here's what happened in 2023: APRIL the sun, shining above you || dronarry || 14.5 k || E for the inaugural @dronarryfest!

Since joining up with the dragontamers, Draco counts his days in nights. Nights spent drinking in the commune mess, making poor choices he doesn't regret, for once. Nights he doesn't remember, and nights he wishes he could stop remembering.

Then there's that night in Spain, caught in the circle of Ron's arms. A year of nights in Norway, caught in the heat of Harry's gaze. His first night at the Burrow, caught in between them both. MAY proven lands || drarry || 2.8 k || E for @microficmay!

The thing about circles is, they always end at the start. OR: A story about falling in love at the end of the Earth. (told in 31 microfics -- this is the "director's cut") AUGUST the waiting || drarry || 43.5 k || E for @hd-wireless and @m0srael!

It’s been almost ten years since Draco Malfoy disappeared during a routine Curse Breaker training exercise. Harry, his partner in more ways than one, is determined to figure out why. As the past resurfaces and the present fades into confusion, Harry discovers the only thing more unreliable than memory is love.

DECEMBER jerk/off || drarry || 7k || E for @drarrymicrofic secret santa exchange and @m0srael!

“You’ve got my face on your face,” Malfoy says, contorting his – Harry’s – face into an expression it had definitely never made before.

“No, you’ve got my face on your face!” Harry insists, grimacing at the sound of Malfoy’s voice. Being in his body is not unlike operating a sad wooden doll. à bon chat || drarry || 35k || E for @hd-erised and @moonflower-rose

Draco Malfoy didn’t intend to lead a life of crime after the war. It’s just that being good had turned out so incomprehensibly boring.

Now he's thirty-five, a fully redeemed member of society, the darling of the wizarding social pages, and a newly minted consultant for Gawain Robards' Investigative Research division. In his spare time, he enjoys good whisky, casual sex, and moonlighting as an art thief. His biggest score yet is fast approaching and he's got everything planned down to the minute. Everything, that is, until the unexpected appearance of a newly-divorced Harry Potter. Now that Potter's in the picture, Draco's no longer certain if he's the pursuer or the prize.

#my fic #2023 year in review #tag game #harry potter #draco malfoy #ron weasley #drarry #dronarry #i keep editing to tag in more people i'm SORRY #the second i see a tag game i forget everyone i've ever known or talked to #and then rush in to fix my grievous error #forgive me!!!!

[bcbdrums]

Kim: Ron! Can you be serious for five minutes!? Ron: My record is four, but I'll give it my best shot KP. Shego: You get a whole four!? Drakken's record is about fifteen seconds. Drakken: That's not true Shego, I can be serious! I was serious the other day when Charlie Swallow was announced as a contestant on Ballroom for B Actors! She only got cast because of a deal to perform tracks from that album that didn't hit platinum. Speaking of which, I do a nice karaoke cover of one of her OG hits. I should ask the DJ at karaoke next time... Kim: I'm so sorry. Shego: Me too. Ron: Hey, Dr. Drakken! I bet you, me, and Rufus could do some good Oh Boyz covers if we found a fourth person to do the other harmony part!

#kim possible #i'm NOT sorry #drakgo #drakken #shego #ron stoppable #kim x ron #drakken x shego #rufus

[alien-bluez]

errrrmmm cheesed to meet you?

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dungeons and daddies fanart #just some various dndads drawings i've done because i'm very normal (ill) over this podcast #this is gonna be a long tag list of characters are you ready #darryl wilson #ron stampler #glenn close #not the real one lol #henry oak #lincoln li wilson #scary marlowe #normal oak #taylor swift #sorry for ruining this tag for you #grant wilson #nick close #lark oak #sparrow oak #okay is that all of them? #i think so #god i'm so sorry #dndads season 1 #dndads season 2 #i have a lot of thoughts/art on this pocast #i come back just to be hit with a sledgehammer of hyperfixation #it's been so bad for the last 2 months oof.

[blazingstar29]

slider + mav angst wip

Maverick’s face falls with Slider’s heart, right down to the dusty compacted dirt floor of the shed. He shouldn’t have said that. He should not have said that. 

“Mav I-”

“I know.” He speaks so softly he can barely make the words out. “God, Slider. I fucking know. You think you’re the first person to tell me that? Get in line.” 

#y'all i'm sorry but slider is the 'villain' in this fic (he knows what he's done wrong he feels really abd about it) #pete maverick mitchell #top gun 1986 #ron slider kerner #blazingstar29 fic

[cilogram]

Sparks hanging out

#with Mark Mothersbaugh and Nancye Ferguson and... #well #please save me from my ignorance! #part of the reason I uploaded this here was to see if other people know who else is in the photo... I'm so sorry! #forgive me #... beside that though Christi has the cutest smile. aww! #Russell suited this hairstyle a lot #and Ron's smile is making me laugh hdgfdhjhdf. so adorable #Sparks #Sparks band #Ron Mael #Russell Mael #Christi Haydon #Mark Mothersbaugh #Nancye Ferguson

[staedtleron]

I'm so normal about him I swear.

#inside job #ron staedtler #ron staedtler inside job #inside job netflix #hes so pookie I'm sorry