#I'm sobbing I can't

[invinciblerodent]

"I'll make a save here and try breaking up with Astarion, just to see the dialogue- I could see him get kinda nasty about it, but I honestly don't know what to expect so---"

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#-ke me back but that didn't fit #astarion #squirrel plays bg3 #when i tell you i reloaded so fucking fast..... #curse my curiosity #jesus fucking christ he's so RESIGNED #it's such an “ah; there it is. yeah can't say I'm surprised but it was nice while it lasted” #it sounds a bit mean but i fully thought he'd get at least a bit nasty about it #(the breakup also doesn't seem to have any options that nets disapproval???) #(which is just..... sad) #(it'd be so much less painful if he could at least hate you for it you know) #(this boy's self-esteem is -as we say in my country- beneath the miner frog's asscheeks) #(and now i need to go spend some time kneeling on the floor sobbing please do excuse me)

[spacedace]

“Hey, I need to get married for bullshit Infinite Realms reasons, you two in?”

“Tt, of course.”

“Sure thing! Do we need to get going for that like, right now? Or later?”

“Eh, like in a couple of hours? The Observants are demanding some Royal Ball or something and they pulled out some stupid old laws out of their collective asses that if I’m not married by the time it starts they can assign me spouses of their choosing, can you fucking believe that shit?”

“Woah, what the hell? Can they even do that?”

“I was under the impression they were only permitted to observe.”

“Right? It’s total crap, but apparently there’s like this super old law on the books and they didn’t bring it up until now when there’s like no time left to try and force me to marry someone they pick.”

“They are training to gain influence over you?”

“Eh, more like they’re trying to get control of my Dad by way of me. But still fucked as hell.”

“So why do you need to marry both of us? Or do you just need to marry one of us and we should play rock paper scissor for it?”

“Technically I only need to marry one of you, but I don’t want them pulling out any loopholes or something. So, it’d be great if one of you could be my consort for my role as Queen of Mirrors, and one could be my consort for my role as Crown Princess. You two can figure who’s who on that all that, I’m good with whatever.”

“Oooh, can I be consort for the Mirror Court? I can annoy Kon more that way.”

“I am amenable to that. Grandfather will have a fit when he learns that I can cut his access to the Pits off at my discretion and there’s nothing he can do about it.”

“Awesome, okay are you two good for meeting up at like, three? We can pop over to my Lair and get everything sorted out there.”

“Works for me, my only class til this afternoon is at one and the professor already said we’re cutting out early because she has to go out of town this weekend.”

“Four would be more agreeable if possible, I have to take Titus to the vet for his checkup.”

“Okay let’s aim for four then. It’s just signing some paperwork, making some quick blood-slash-ectoplasm pacts and swearing a couple binding oaths… Should only take like five or ten minutes?”

“They’re not gonna make you have a huge royal wedding or anything?”

“Nah. Dad keeps things pretty chill so as long as the paperwork is all in order we’ll be good. Though once Auntie Dorathea finds out she’s absolutely gonna make us have one. She loves planning weddings. Swear its what she makes her hoard out of somehow.”

“So long as we have a say in some of the proceedings I have no issue with that eventuality.”

“Same, it sounds like it’d be a fun way to annoy the Observants even more.”

“Don’t for get all the weirdos trying to be my suitors and all that bullshit.”

“We have an accord then. We can reconvene at the usual place.”

“Awesome, you two are the best! I gotta jet and let everyone know and get the ball rolling on the paperwork stuff. See you guys at four!”

With that, Nomad - Stella Phantom, Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms, Queen of Mirrors, Core of the Speedforce and ghostly hero of the Titans and the Justice League - tore a rip in the fabric of space and time and darted out of the room the same way she came. Through the mind-bending tear in reality the eerie, eye-searing green of the Infinite Realms glowed in all its unsettling glory, Phantom Keep a glittering expanse of night sky made solid in the distance.

Jon waved at her cheerfully as Damian gave a nod of farewell before both silently turned their attention back to their respective tablets as the portal closed behind their friend and teammate and the glimpse of the Ghost Zone disappeared again. Completely unbothered by the conversation just held or the life changing implications that came with them.

Jon was humming as he tapped away at something on the screen before him, Damian propping his head up on his fist in vague boredom as he frowned down at the information he was reading.

The rest of the room Nomad had left behind was caught in a frozen, stunned silence in the wake of the baffling conversation they’d all just been witness to. All eyes in the room darted between Flamebird and Pheonix seated calmly at the end of the table, then to the space where Nomad had disappeared to, back to the young men, and then towards the head of the table where Superman and Batman sat looking bewildered and a bit on the verge of heart attacks.

The short status update meeting was about to become much, much longer it seemed.

Though a lot more entertaining.

#dpxdc #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #jon kent #jon el kent #damian wayne #justice league #super serious chaos #possible platonic super serious chaos it's up to yall #clones are called mirrorborn in the infinite realms #elle is the ancient of the speedforce #Dani Phantom is the Ancient of the Speedforce #I will make this happen if it kills me please someone else write something for this I'm going feral #impulsively marrying your friends to fuck with some of the most powerful entities in existence is a fun pass time everyone should try #their friends and family are exactly as unhinged as these three - sometimes even *More* unhinged - and can't say shit about it #so many justice league members are torn between sobbing because 'This was going to be a short meeting for once!' 😭 #and being SO EXCITED because the chaos that is about to break out in this meeting room is going to be SO GOOD #There is so much tea that is going to be spilled at the cafeteria after this

[adagiodummy]

Need a boy on all fours so I can fucking mount his ass. No strap necessary. No pleasure necessary. Just rocking his body forward and slapping my hips against his butt as many times as it takes until he's hot and bothered enough to know who he belongs to.

#I really should update my bio to say I'm a switch huh #I can't stop thinking about cute boys submitting to me #I want to bite a boy and listen to him sob about it #So fucking cute #ad.txt #ad.dom #t4t nsft #t4t kink #t4t ns/fw #ftm t4t #t4t bd/sm #t4t puppy #t4t bunny #t4t dom #t4t top

[siren-mic]

#mha #mha poll #mha character #poll #polls #present mic #shouta aizawa #THEY'RE HUSBANDS I'M SOBBING I CAN'T PUT THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER #the fucking randomiser #hmph

[apllecrash]

and closeups ,)

yeah... that Lana song.

#resident evil #resident evil 2 #re2 remake #re2 fanart #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #the good ending I guess(( #I love love love love Leon in re2 I'm sobbing #the gray person can be whoever ) for funsies #I just can't he's sooooo mhmmhh #pookie bear or smth

[stuffnonsenseandotherthings]

I don't care what anyone else says, this is the only legitimate way to propose to the love of your life:

#manner of death #tanbun #I take back anything I've ever said about BL proposals in the past this is the only one thats valid #can't believe tan got away with pretending hed got caught up in shady business again #getting them chased through the forest and held a gun point #and getting punched in the face while bun sobbed while opening the ring box #he had to have so much faith that bun had the most f'ed up sense of humour ever #I'm crying #thai bl

[lygma-nygma]

Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-

And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??

And then it's literally never brought up again.

#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself #Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard? #This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me #Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post #guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time #guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning #That post? Yeah #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #titans tower #Oh look more Tim and Jason content #I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it #This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about #You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out #batfam #batfamily

[plastikstarz]

Final fight

#trials of apollo fanart #pjo hoo toa #toa #riordanverse #trials of apollo #percy jackson #percy jackson universe #percy jackson fanart #the tower of nero #the tower of nero fanart #pjo apollo #apollo percy jackson #lester papadopoulos #this legit took me weeks to make i'm not joking #i almost gave up several times i can't believe it's over #the background was the hardest choice ever #sobbing and screaming i am not ok #what am i gonna do with myself now that i finished it mannn #brb gonna go take a thousand year nap #enjoy the product of my suffering haha #tag your favourite one #wow you actually read all the tags? #have a blue chocolate chip cookie

[shanecrowart]

the awkward lean.

#homestuck #john egbert #dirk strider #dirkjohn #my art #homestuck fanart #doodles #yeah i can't draw what i'm envisioning right now #crying and sobbing #shane.txt

[anachronistic-falsehood]

ok pause. i just thought about wolfwood's death scenes in both trimax and 98 and i'm crying. what the fuck do you mean he just found a will to keep on living after so long of being willing to die for any bullshit reason and he died anyway. what do you mean trimax ww died next to the man who taught him how to live and love again and vash buried him alone. what do you mean 98 ww died wanting to spend his days with vash ans the girls and vash carried ww's gun around after that and used it in the final fight. what the fuck do you mean. that's the saddest shit i ever heard get said in my life

#trigun #vashwood #sorry im pausing the mcrp posting for a minute to think about trigun. it WILL happen again <3 #like come on. COME ON. #GET THE FUCK BACK HERE NIGHTOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I'M DEVASTATED #listening to my vashwood playlist and i'm going to fucking sob for real why did i put mcr on this thing it's so fucking sad oh my god #tristamp ww you are on the chopping block girlie you are a dead man walking you are carrying your own tombstone #that is so sad to think about. doomed by the narrative so hard he can't escape death in any universe #whiskeys word soup

[tmgmrk]

#original #tmgrkgk #my ocs #my oc mako #TTPD album has been properly kicking my ass I'm sobbing here at 3AM #such great inspiration I can't wait to draw a lot while listening to it on loop

[theplantbish]

Pookie 🥺💚

#käärijä #jere pöyhönen #enjoy my shitty screenshots again I went insane #he looks so fucking cute in that first one I'm sobbing on the floor #I can't believe he's getting a new tattoo

[angelicartemis]

OH LAWD... I LOVE HIM 😭‼️💕💕💕

The SECOND I finished watching the pilot I busted out my IPad and got absolutely silly.

HOUGHHHDHZ THE HIM 😫‼️

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc fanart #tadc caine #digital art #my art #akikothefuzzball #I don't wanna call him a babygirl but MMMGHHDH #HE REALLY ISSSS I'M SORRY FJZHUD #like ever since Goose shared him I was just like “HELLO???? 🤏🕶👁👁” #WHO IS THIS SILLY LOOKING MAN? #sobbing #weeping on the floor #he's so insane I love him #RAGHHHJDYYX 💕💕💕 #can't believe I've gone THIS low in terms of characters I find attractive #god dammit 💀 #anyway he's definitely babygirl #squeezing him #my partner just said I drew him incredibly caked up I'M CRYINGDBZGHSGDYD #I SWEAR THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL #I SWEAR

[hunsa-jars]

HI I need ALL OF YOU to be normal about how Sun is acting in Help Wanted 2 and not jump to conclusions can you all do this for me can you please just think please even Cassie said she had a wonderful time at the Daycare he wouldn't do this to kids he's just being a petty bitch (affectionate) because you're a worker i beg you don't be pissy about it i swear

#fnaf #help wanted 2 #help wanted 2 spoilers #hw2 #daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf dca #hw2 spoilers #HE CAN'T HANDLE YOUR ADULT UNCULTURED ASS I'M SOBBING WHEEZING THROWING UP #random squeak #also consider #hw 2 is before ruin but right after security breach #seeing how chica roxy music man AND sun/moon are already dirty to begin with plus in later levels they become their shattered selfs #and how every location later looks like an utter mess #i can't blame sun for his lack of patience when... well #EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY FALLING APART AROUND HIM AND HE'S STUCK PLAYING AROUND WITH YOU #and his perfectionist ass is understanding with children it's probably in his program #but he doesn't have to put up with an employee #why should he

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: I’ve been seeing your gigs, and all the sh*t you’ve been doing, and I’m very proud. You’re so cool. Wilbur: Big Q! Dude, you’re gonna come and you’re gonna get all dressed up, and you’re gonna come up on the stage, and you’re gonna say something dumb into the mic, and we’re all gonna f**king laugh — Quackity: Oh my gosh. Can we sing — OH! OH!! I have an idea!!! Can we sing “Welcome to the Black Parade”?

The conversation that led to tonight’s EPIC bonus Lovejoy performance :’)

#Wilbur Soot #Quackity #Wilbur #TNTduo #Lovejoy #The face Wilbur makes when Quackity says ''I'm very proud of you'' SOBS #This is the last post for tonight I'm exhausted and I got work tomorrow lmao #SO many projects due but It's Fine #Can't wait to see Phil talk about the show #November 4 2022 #I'll be honest I didn't think Quackity was actually going to get on stage #I thought he'd get too intimidated #but he did it!!! #I'm so proud of him :')