#I'm pretty sure I'm straight but

[smultronviol]

Ppl going "waaahh unpopular opinion but Alice is kind of annoying and obnoxious and I don't think I'd like be her friend irl" is so funny to me bc like.

God forbid a cast of characters be multifaceted and have actual flaws and unpleasant aspects other than "grr angsty hero" and "whoops i'm so clumsy". Sometimes character dynamics and arcs need to be prioritized above "who would i personally be niceys with irl"

2. bro just WAIT until you hear about season 1 jon lol

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #season 1 jon was obnoxious and sometimes a straight up ASSHOLE and you were supposed to find him kinda grating!!! #yes alice IS a bit annoying and too much sometimes (esp in the first episodes) and i love that <3 #like. its p obvious that she uses the over the top-thing as a shield (to push ppl away/as a defense mechanism/to avoid being vulnerable) #we see her drop the act sometimes w ppl like teddy and sam who she actually feels comfortable around (and who know and understand her) #but like. she's stuck in a job she hates and is kind of afraid of (she KNOWS smth abt the horrors and is keeping her head down to survive) #(shes obviously afraid of sam going to far bc she KNOWS its dangerous) #so yes her act gets too much sometimes and yes sometimes she crosses the line into straight up mean (esp against gwen) #(but their dynamic is a whole other can of worms) #but like. i'm pretty sure its supposed to be seen that way. the audience isnt supposed to just find her kooky funny #the facade is supposed to be dismantled by the viewer etc etc #kind of like SEASON 1 JON the obnoxious bastard!!!!!!! #like. if you ever think alice is too mean towards gwen pls listen to s1 jon again and how he speaks abt martin?? #from a position as his boss no less? ngl i wanted to throttle him sometimes #you kinda forget abt it in the later seasons and if you only engage w fandom content. but like. go back and listen to the shit #he actually says. jesus christ man. i remember kinda hating him in the beginning #and to be clear i love jon! i think hes a great character! #and like. its almost as if his early season personality and facade was an important setup for his character development #and relationships with the other characters??? #but anyway 'alice is kind of annoying' is not an unpopular opinion its literally the FUCKING POINT #and both her and jon are my sweet baby angels <3 #alice dyer #jon sims #(and obviouslyyy you're still allowed to dislike a character ppl can have their own opinions etc etc etc. i just personally find it funny)

[chronicowboy]

manifesting a s7 bi buck confirmation where the 118 are on a call and the victim/their friend/Random Civilian is getting annoyed makes a comment aimed at buck & eddie about "straight white men" and they both look offended then eddie says "do I look white???" and buck's like "do I look straight???"

how the others react (if at all) is tbc at this stage

i'm a sucker for inappropriate whisper arguments in the Absolute Worst of Situations so now all i'm seeing is eddie whipping around to buck when he says it with the widest doe eyes any human being has ever achieved and oblivious little buck waving the vic/friend/civilian off like "it's fine, could happen to anyone, you know" and then eddie's like "uh, yeah, it did, you're not straight?" and then it's like for the GA oh no are they going to do a kind of internalised homophobia arc for eddie where he re-examines his entire friendship with buck after finding out he likes men and yes he is going to re-examine his entire friendship with buck after finding out he likes men but it'll be the opposite of internalised homophobia (externalised homoeroticism)

#sami answers #very attached to their little whisper argument ive created in my head as hen and chim try to treat the patient #eddie: you're not straight? #buck: no?? #eddie: since when? #buck: since always eddie? i know you know how gay people work #eddie: but. natalia? taylor? ali? abby? oh my god you weren't like punishing yourself for being gay with them were you? #buck: no wtf eddie. you were there when i was explaining bisexuality to chris the other day. when i came out to him u know #eddie: im pretty sure id remember you coming out to my son buck #buck: why are you being so weird about this #eddie: because im your best friend! #buck: what and it's freaking you out that i like men? #eddie: NO! i'm freaked out that i didn't know. did you not think you could tell me 🥺 #buck: I THOUGHT YOU KNEW #and bobby's just live slugging it over in the corner like 'should i intervene or are they going to come to some realisations rn'

[robin-buckely]

#no context staring

#strangerthingsedit #sthingsedit #nancywheeleredit #robinbuckleyedit #ronance #dailystrangerthings #tvstrangerthings #userbbelcher #Stranger Things #Robin Buckley #Nancy Wheeler #*gif #*sthings #*mine #I say not context but even with context it's hard to deny the homoeroticism #Nancy is absolutely acing heterosexuality right now #just the straightest amiright #I don't know what it's like to be a straight person but I'm pretty sure this ain't it #1k

[irondad-defensesquad]

aunt may is bisexual. to me

#this is mostly about mcu aunt may #but like #i'm pretty sure in other adaptations she is too??? #apparently she and olivia octavius were an item in the comics???? smth like that #like spider-verse may even says 'oh great it's liv.' and only friends call olivia 'liv' #anyway she is not straight to me lmao #lotus speaks #i have bi radar tbw

[befuddled-calico-whump]

(remaining panels under the cut for gore + implied noncon)

Test Track AU (T$$ AU Masterlist)

previous /// next (cw: injection)

(suggested by anon! not adding the tag list to this one just in case)

#🥺🥺 #future emotional recovery is getting rougher by the day #t$$ sahota #t$$ test track au #i don't add the tag list to the heavy gore ones because I'm pretty sure it just jumps you straight to the post #past the cut #and with writing that's fine cause you can read the warnings first but it's harder with art ahaha #tw noncon #implied noncon #implied nudity #gore #whump art #torture #impaled #stabbed #blood #stress position #whumpy art

[tswwwit]

The newest installment of the Cult AU was so amazing and gratifying! I do have to ask about Dipper's reaction when Bill suggested that next time he hide *in* his bed - should we assume that Dipper just truly doesn't think there's any possibility that Bill would want him like that, or does it potentially reflect some truly non-existent sex ed within the cult? Did the cultists have relationships like that within the cult?

I hope you post this AU and your other shorter works on AO3, id love to be able to bookmark and comment.

Thank you for your kind words!

Dipper's reaction was mostly because the cult had sub-par to non-existent sex ed. Though to be fair, even if he was aware that Bill was, ahem, an option, he definitely wouldn't think there's any way he'd want Dipper like that.

#answers #Dipper's a smart guy who went poking around in forbidden texts #So I think he's probably got an idea of some of the mechanics and anatomy of sex #But a fairly limited amount! #And anything of a non-straight nature would have been just completely off his radar #Various cult members are for sure getting it on in the background of course #Insular communities are like that #But you can also assume that Dipper pretty much was out of the loop there #He didn't get any invites before he was a Blasphemer and definitely none post de-tonguing #What you get there is a sheltered little guy who's whip-smart - but doesn't know what he doesn't know #He might have caught on if he thought to ask the question but he doesn't know there's a question to ask #Pretty bad cult altogether; I'm betting it was Extremely Heteronormative if not outright homophobic #Which like. C'mon. BIll's not even a human gender. What the hell kind of business are they on enforcing *norms* #He'd be very VERY annoyed at that bullshit

[hopepunk-humanity]

I made the realization today that magical girls and hope punks share similar ideologies. They fight for a better world. They believe in the power of love and friendship and community. They try to see the beauty in the mundane. They encourage and uplift one another. Idk man, it's late but like. Hope punks and magical girls. Hope punks and magical girls..

~sakurasophie

This is making me want to start watching Sailor Moon even more.

#i gotta finish cowboy bebop first though #i really liked star vs back in high school but i'm pretty sure that's more of subversion/homage to magical girls than played straight #asks answered #hopepunk #hopepunk recs #anonymous ask

[fishareglorious]

I've been playing a few stages of chapter 5 now. Prisoner in the Cave? wrong. more like Regulus and her Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Time in Aperion

#regulus #reverse 1999 #certified #girl keeps getting Ls every single damn chapter. #loses her boat. gets attacked by dolphins. gets discriminated the entire time for being an irrational number. almost gets thrown back to #the sea. gets fucking bitten by 37. gets detained by giant birds for picking up a grape and sent straight to jail. sonetto is on death row. #i think the only W she's gotten currently is that whole ceres discovery thing and even then i'm pretty sure she and APPLe were just #high as balls in that moment. aperion carbuncles got dat potent ass zaza down there #at the same time her va is KILLING it man i hope carina reeves had a grand old time voicing regulus in the entirety of chap 5

[explosionshark]

okay i'm finishing up my s1 rewatch and this moment with lilith and the explosives was actually very funny and also wholesome like okay! we're working together now! lilith is a type A proactive control freak on a good day and right now we're also dealing with some brain interference vis a vis magical brainwashing from the otherside SO! it's a little complicated. but she's been talked off the ledge and she wants to help!

HOWEVER. probably not actually a great idea to let her impulsively blow through a bunch of rock with all those explosives! BUT THE GIRLS RECOGNIZE AND RESPECT THE INTENT. AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT IF THEY DON'T REDIRECT LILITH'S MANIC ENERGY SOMEPLACE THINGS WILL GET BAD AGAIN. so they take her explosives away and she lets them bc she's On Their Side now but she's SO SAD about it and then bea lectures her quite gently and asks her to help drill a hole! A TASK! FINALLY! A PURPOSE!

LOOK AT HER SHE'S HELPING AND SHE'S SO SO SERIOUS ABOUT IT

#warrior nun #sister lilith #shotgun mary #sister beatrice #honestly yeah this is silly and sweet in an otherwise pretty tense situation but the layers underneath this #lilith is literally SO obsessed with having 'a purpose' she straight up doesn't know what to do without this #it's why she resents ava for taking the halo #it's why she joins adriel #for someone who resents being a pawn she sure cannot handle not being told what to do #anyway pardon the sloppy screenshots i'm not going through the trouble of editing shit. we're just having fun out here

[lienwyn]

Ga On took a deep breath, knowing he had to apologize for how poorly he had handled the situation.

"I'm sor—"

That was as far as Ga On got before he felt a sudden but fleeting sting of pain against his forehead. He flinched and looked up at Yo Han, driven by equal parts surprise and disbelief. One of his hands rose toward the spot Yo Han had, apparently, just given a flick with his fingers.

"Did you just—"

Yo Han gently batted Ga On's hand away before brushing the backs of his fingers against Ga On's forehead, as if to soothe away the pain he had just caused. Ga On's stomach flipped as he stared up at Yo Han, eyes wide, having absolutely no idea how to react.

"Stop apologizing," Yo Han reprimanded. His hand lingered, the touch light — soft like a whisper — and yet intense enough to send a shiver down Ga On's spine.

For a confusing, breathless moment, Ga On just sat there, too stunned to move.

From Chapter 11 of Who Holds the Devil

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I guess I’ve taken it upon myself to provide everyone with a second season of The Devil Judge even if I have to write it and draw the fake screenshots myself. Because, as per usual, I’m incapable of doing things by halves, both when it comes to my writing AND my art. If you want something done, do it yourself?

I hope you’ll like it! :D

#The Devil Judge #Kim Ga On #Kang Yo Han #Gahan #Art #Fan Art #KDrama #This is what happens when you realise you can draw photo realism #And you want to find out if you can do that even WITHOUT an exact reference #I'm not sure if it's hubris #Or insanity #Or just having no regard for your own limits #Or all three #But #In my defence #It worked #It's not AS good as when I copy straight from a reference #But pretty dang close #Since the scene only exists inside my head #Though I won't lie #I'm high-key panicking #It was a long time since I've been this invested in a drawing #Both in a good and a bad way #But it was definitely worth it in the end #I learned a lot if nothing else

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

daily reminder that henry would pronounce the word quarters as quardas, richard would pronounce it as quawders, francis would pronounce it as qwaadus and camilla and charles would pronounce it as quowdus.

#raj shitposting #ik donna never really wrote much about their accents but like they all have the funniest ones- #what the fuck is on with missourians tho like y'all get your shit together you sound like floridians on crystal meth #and boston people are just french cowboys like wtf are y'all even saying? y'all here can't even pronounce djibouti with a straight face #no offence i'm pretty sure missourians can't do that either #neither can most americans.. or desi folks lmao djibouti has the craziest fricative consonants ever #tsh #the secret history #donna tartt #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #francis abernathy #richard papen #henry winter #literati

[skinnypaleangryperson]

I love that part whenever I am reaching a point of inner life that was inspired by a piece of media where I no longer feel the need to talk about it in conventional forms, which never really happens for me anyway since I seem to be one of the few that is naturally nuanced, and instead begin to go inside of an incredibly deeply spiritual maladaptive inner life, which can expand for years if not the rest of my life like a personal fantasy that only I can see that is probably more human than 90% of people's experiences.

#bojack has carried me More than any fictional character ever has in my life #we've been together for around I think almost 4 years straight now #I'm pretty sure it was in 2021 when I had my episodes when I consumed it for the first time and felt that certain kind of surreal multivers #feeling #so yes 4 years now #my real life has been absolutely terrible in ways that are meant comprehension but meeting bojack was the one thing that is truly magic and #beyond this world #it might sound pathetic and strange to other people for a cartoon character to feel like a profound gift from God #but we all think differently #the sweep of love that I just felt even just a couple of hours ago and then composed an incredible song within an hour #Love is all that you need

[darlingbudsofrae]

yeah,, grumpy x sunshine is a classic but how about a grumpy x grumpy where these two idiots are angry at the rest of the world save for each other??

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven cycle #trc #neil josten #andrew minyard #ronan lynch #adam parrish #summer sons #andrew blur #sam halse #the way i only know three pairings off the top of my head HELP— #i accept recommendations if u have any ♡ #i'm pretty sure i know more but i'm too lazy to go thru my reads so we're sticking with the ones i remembered #but drop titles if u have any i'm adding it straight to my tbr lolz #in booklr i trust #books #tropes #andreil #pynch #andrew x neil #i've been gone for so long i have yet again forgot how to tag sht #these tags are messy af #you read thru them anyway i love u ♡ #raeraegoaway

[snailchimera]

I need other people to play Slay The Princess not only because I'm having Thoughts about it in its own right, but because I'm having Thoughts about it in the Exalted context of Sacheverell being in the primordial equivalent of a medically induced coma / Luna being the "nightmare(s) of Sacheverell", and what it takes to actually kill a primordial god, and the pool of people who know anything about Exalted is already so tiny that I may be the only person in existence making any kind of connection here.

#Snail babble #Exalted #Slay The Princess #stp #I'm *pretty* sure I'm not mixing up actual lore with my group's patching/expansion this time #mind so much Exalted lore is straight up contradictory #esp 3E and earlier #because White Wolf was allergic to editors #among other problems

[autisticsastiel]

I don't understand people who say they can't see Sam as queer because Jared has "straight vibes" or however they word it, but then claim Dean is canonically bi

#i'm pretty sure jensen is also straight #????? #op #fandom wank #gonna delete this later i'm just kind of annoyed right now #this is why you should never read the notes

[front-facing-pokemon]

#wingull #i've started saying that anything that looks funny staring straight at the camera has “ffp syndrome.” just as a noun. i think it makes sense #but. i think wingull has a bit of ffp syndrome. bc this one is pretty good. but i always love pokémon with big beaks. they're usu the best #just wait 'til you guys see pelipper. THAT one is gonna be a doozy #not sure when i'm queueing this up if that's gonna be later today or the next day but it's a good one #wingull is definitely *a* pokémon. 4x weakness to electric is like good for me because i love electric-types and i always use them #so it makes the whole wingull line ohkos for me in most playthrus but y'know. wingull is like. it's okay #i like the whole seagull thing going on but what's its shtick‚ y'know? it's always t-posing? i can think of wingull when i hear its name but #might just be because i've seen it a lot. known 'em for a while. i dunno if it's because they're particularly memorable for what they are