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#I'm not even 22 yet have the body of a 80 years old
about my story, "the creations' reckoning"!
in the creations' reckoning, four strangers across the world each meet one of four animatronics, who house the souls of children from another world. these four children are friends, who grant the strangers powers to help find each other. they uncover a conspiracy, a cult that plans to plunge the world into chaos in the name of order, and slowly find each other, as well. in order to stop the cult, the four strangers must first free themselves from their own binds.
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meet belladonna macedo, the 24 year old tailor living in colombia!! it loves love and romance, and giving everyone the gift of fashion! but perhaps there is more to this sweet and unassuming tailor than there seems to be? it will have sage advice for valentine's romantic endeavors, thanks to her wisdom. find her on toyhouse!!
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this is kinta holmes, the 17 year old animal-lover living in australia! kinta lives alone in solitary, cautious and distrustful due to a tragic event in their past, they truthfully are fearful and believe that they can only put their trust in animals. they will find a friend in lime. they have a toyhouse!!
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here we have logan jardine, the 19 year old puppeteer living in scotland!! he's always a bit wary of trusting others, but he'll be a great friend if you get to know him, if a bit sarcastic. he's the sort of friend that prince needs. if you'd like to know more, here's his toyhouse!
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it's none other than mitsuki ayane, the 22 year old documentarian living in canada! she sounds quite confident in her heavily-researched and incredibly passionate documentaries and video-essays, but behind the screen she's quite shy and sheepish. that's if one even manages to find her at all. melody is determined to be her protector. check out her toyhouse!!
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these are the four furry friends' regular forms!! in order: lime (he/she), melody (she/her), prince (he/they), and valentine (they/them)! they each have a toyhouse!!
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these are the four furry friends' respective animatronic forms!! inaccuracies between their forms have a lore reason, teehee. lime's body was built in the 80s, prince's in the 2000s, valentine's in the 2010s, and melody's was the last in the 2020s.
this was my latest developed story, so i'm not as sure about it yet, but it's slowly growing on me!! i hope it'll grow on you guys, too! ^^ as always, i'd love to hear any questions or feedback!!
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ABOUT ME
Call me Ky (rhymes with eye)
I'm 22 & a libra
I'm a WOC
I'm sadly a working girly
I'm not straight (I don't have a gender preference)
I use she/her pronouns
I'm pretty introverted & shy
I suffer from depression & anxiety
I've had a tumblr since middle school
This is my 1st time being interactive with others on this app so please be sweet
I literally made this as like a low-key rant diary/Void to scream my interests & thoughts because life,years of trauma,& damn near crippling anxiety has fucked up my social skills & I just need an outlet. I don't expect I guess anyone to respond to this. I just don't want to continue being alone with my feelings & I think this could be a place to start. If anyone does respond to this you're welcome to comment (within reason & with kindness I beg of you),but be warned I'm super shy/anxious & will shy away from responding to messages (think of me as a scared stray & don't shake your pet food can at me too intently). I just want to get all my jitters/hyperfixations/Madness/general feelings & ickiness out. Also just an FYI dni if you're a minor/uncomfortable or triggered of talks of abuse & mental illness/a bigot of any kind/sex stuff (I'm not gonna go on about my nonexistent intimate life don't worry. I don't even really talk about sex like that I just have an interest in femdom stuff from time to time (me being the dom) & I think the psychology of it is interesting as well as the dynamic).
Ok now for the fun stuff
My interests (off the top of my head) include:
Movies
*horror/action/sci-fi/thriller/animated movies from my childhood & "some" of the new stuff
I like most MCU & DCEU movies (I owned a tumblr in the mid to late 2010s I'm practically a veteran. But I will say I have more nostalgia for the older mcu movies,but I kind of fell off in the past few years of fond remembrance outside of fandom for it as a whole. I actually really enjoy most of the new stuff (all of the shows except fatws/some of the 1st season of loki)
My favs include
Studio ghibli (I didn't watch a single movie till the age of 19) specifically Howl's moving castle/Spirited away/princess mononoke/kiki's delivery service/arriety/the cat returns. These movies fill with legit smiles & warmth
All the john wick movies (mf Keanu Reeves)
All of the evil dead movies
The lost boys
Scream 1/2/4/6
The old bratz/Monster high/barbie movies (barbie specifically from the vhs-to before the 2010s)
Jennifer's body
Bride of chucky/seed of chucky/Cult of chucky
The 1st 2 bill & Ted movies
The Matrix/the matrix reloaded
Mad max fury road
Constantine
Sucker punch
Isle of the dogs
Train to busan
Promare
All of the mha movies
Teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem
CATWS
Thor the dark world
Black panther
The amazing Spiderman
Into the spider-verse
Across the spider-verse
Black panther wakanda forever
Saw 1/2/3/x
Ginger snaps
Kill bill 1/2
Battle royale
Death proof
Moulin rouge
Chicago
The hunger games
Bullet train
Midnight
Ballerina
Obviously old childhood movies from Disney/pixar/DreamWorks & just really almost any kids movie that came out when I was young
Music
*literally anything but country (no offense to people who like country music. Off the top of my head I listen to rock/pop/metal/kpop & jpop occasionally/hyperpop/50s,60s,70s,80s,90,& early 2000s music/rap/hip hop/some anime music/some game soundtracks (especially Bayonetta/dmc)
Video Games
*I usually stick to horror/action with the occasional comfy games
Games that I have played (played/finished & or played/haven't finished) include:
Dmc 1/2/3/5
Bayonetta 1/2/3
BOTW
TOTK
Horizon forbidden west
Horizon zero dawn
The last of us & dlc
The last of us part 2
Ghost of tsushima
The quarry
Resident evil 4/5/6/7 & the Resident evil 3 remake
Animal crossing new horizons
Stardew valley
Sunset overdrive
Sims
Astral chain
Unpacking
Cult of the lamb
Spiritfarer
Uncharted
Spiderman (I haven't played the new one yet yes I know it's amazing & yes I will be playing it once I get a ps5)
The tomb raider reboot trilogy
The arkhamverse batman games
Old ds games from my childhood (my littlest pet shop/mario/hello kitty big city dreams/some of the Mario & Sonic Olympic games/cooking mama/monster high/a few bratz games)
A decent amount of mortal kombat/tekken/street fighter & 1 doa game when I was a kid
There's definitely more I just can't think off anything else
I'm not really a first person shooter game person & really don't like 1st person pov in games. I don't know why I just don't care for the perspective.
TV
*The walking dead (I fell off on season 7 I think)
TVD
Old law & order svu/criminal minds reruns
You
Bob's burgers
Invader zim
Blue eyed samurai
Live action one piece
Owl house
Amphibia
The imperfects
Voltron legendary defenders (I was very late to the party but I remember chaos)
She-ra princesses of power
ATLA
The legend of korra
Adventure time
Gumball
Arcane
Santa Clarita's diet
The boys
Gen v
Castlevania
Castlevania nocturne
The legend of vox machina
Supernatural (preferably season 1-9)
The umbrella academy
Lovecraft country
Moon knight
She-hulk
Alice in borderland
Sweet home
All if us are dead
Squid game
Ms. Marvel
Wandavision
Hawkeye
Peacemaker
Infinity train
Burn notice
6teen
Abbott elementary
Modern family
Pose
Freakazoid
The Simpsons
Old nick/cartoon network/Disney cartoons
[Can I say teen wolf even though I only watched 1 episode but I know the lore from fan-fiction/tumblr/clips from YouTube from my preteen years]
I obviously watch more things but like I said off the top of my head
Anime (yes this is a separate section from movies/shows)
*Black butler
Naruto/Bleach/haikyuu/sailor moon/one piece/Inuyasha (I'm on the 1st seasons & won't finish anytime soon but I do enjoy them
Assassination classroom
Tokyo ghoul
Demon slayer
The apothecary diaries
Kamisama kiss
Noragami
My hero academia
Soul eater
Fire force
Angelbeats
Dorohedoro
Spy x family
Attack on titan (I remember when the 1st season came out & watching it in the 7th grade I believe & got bored waiting for the next season. I did like it though & it was my first anime I watched & will probably catch up at some point)
Jujutsu kaisen
The ancient magus bride
Yona of the dawn
Maid sama
Durarara!!
Durarara!!x2
Angels of death
Death note
Trigun
Trigun stampede
Devil may cry
Tokyo ghoul re
Tokyo revengers
The God of high school
Helsing
Akudama drive
Helsing ultimate
Seraph of the end
Toilet bound hanako-kun
Nanbaka
Gangsta
The boondocks
Life lessons with uramichi oniisan
That time I got reincarnated as a slime
Fruits basket
Chainsaw man
Bed & breakfast for spirits
Kill la kill
Black lagoon
The promised neverland
Madoka magica (1st anime I watched by myself not what I expected by a long shot,but still enjoyed)
Little witch academia
Kakegurui
Kakegurui twin
Ouran high school host club
Komi can't communicate
Bungou stray dogs
BOOK
* maze runner
Hunger games
Anything by edgar allan poe
Hooky
I just recently got back into reading recently & I have a fuckton of books to start reading.
I flit from fandom to fandom,even returning to old ones. Anything that catches my interest & becomes my new hyperfixation. I usually juggle between a few at a time. Usually games/movies/anime. Also obviously I read fanfic on tumblr (duh).
Final notes: I like history/mythology/polytheism/writing/media/cooking/baking/winter/nature/animals & I'm a dog mom. His name is anubis & he's a dalmatian.
That's about all I can think of as of now
PS for the love of fuck dni MINORS/RACISTS/ANTI-LGBTQ+/INCELS/MISOGYNISTS/RADFEMS & JUST ANYONE WHO'S HATEFUL/IGNORANT.
I have to deal with enough nonsense,bullshit,& all around dumb shit irl keep it off my blog & away from me please & thank you.
Goodbye I love you *smooches* ♡
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tomorrow I'm going to the hospital three years after my surgery for some check ups if you don't hear from me is because I was arrested for fighting all the doctors
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Gorillaz: Humanz
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SHere it is, the comeback tour! I was so excited for this album, I sucked all the singles that came out before I could download the album. This album basically reminded me of the reasons I love Gorillaz. All of them. One particular reason a little too well...
Okay, let's get the elephant out of the room. This album is a bit controversial among the community for playing a little too hard to one of Gorillaz' strengths: showcasing cool artists. There are more than a few tracks where Damon doesn't even show up. Hell, my favorite track doesn't even have it on him. Me, I honestly don't care about that as long as I get to hear good music but for the rest of you die hard Gorillaz fans? Just think of this as a compilation album like NOW That's What I Call Alternative/Indie Hip-Hop/R&B/Electronica/Pop.
See? Rolls off the tongue. Now let's get started.
1. Intro: I Switched My Robot Off
Nice. Real ominous. Gorillaz really know how to build up a presentation. Feels like you're walking through the doors of the doors to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Anybody remember Legends of the Hidden Temple? Were there doors on that stage? Anyway, awesome.
10/10
2. Ascension
Holy hell, Vince really knocks it out of the park on this one. Different beat, nice flow, social commentary...He was not fucking around on this track. Damon's barely on the track but Vince makes up for it with his existential rhymes and chorus back-up. Man, Gorillaz has gotta take advantage of gospel more often.
9/10
3. Strobelite
That didn't take long, did it? Anyway, this is my favorite song on the album. Peven has an incredible voice, the music psychically compels you to dance and...that's it. Sometimes, well usually with me, you just need to go with Simple Yet Awesome. Have a good voice and a good beat. This song has both and I'm pretty sure that one day, a scientist will hear this song and will be inspired by it to cure diabetes.
100/10
4. Saturn Barz
Ah, the lead single from the album. Remember the 360 house, everyone? Yeah, you remember. Glad to have Gorillaz welcome back Reggae into their line-up with Popcaan manning the helms. He and Damon tag-team the eardrums with the power of dread as the instrumentation makes you feel like you're in a haunted house. Welcome back, guys.
25/10
5. Momentz
WELCOME BACK, GUYS! De La Soul returns to say some real shit about time and how you should, respect and stuff. Seriously, awesome track. Kicks so much ass and you can even dance to it as you wonder if this MOMENT will be one of the last times when you feel really happy. Nice...
9/10
6. Interlude: The Non-Conformist Oath
Hey, Steve Martin! I like to imagine a bunch of assholes listening to this and...just not getting it. Not us though. We get it. We're smart. Smarter than those guys...
10/10
7. Submission
This song had to grow on me but years after I got the album and after I learned to appreciate Danny Brown a little more like all humans should, this song became one of my favorites off the album. Don't worry Kelela, he doesn't carry the whole song. Her voice is so beautiful that it can calm a charging rhino or a coked-up Connor McGregor. These make the song a lot classier than it had any right being.
90/10
8. Charger
She's beauty, she's Grace...she's also Jones. Man, I haven't heard from this woman since Corporate Cannibal and she has clearly been keeping up practice. God, how can a woman's laughter both scare and arouse me? Damon's no slouch on this track either, singing about the monster that keeps us all tethered: the charger. I kid, I kid. Hey, did Damon really get a boner on stage when he sung this or are you guys messing with me? Message me if you know.
9/10
9. Interlude: Elevator Going Up
On a recent trip, I tried to go up the elevator but it was card-activated so a desk lady had to help me. That's it.
8/10
10. Andromeda
Damon has to do the heavy lifting here and his muscles have not completely wasted away from lack of use. He tells us to take in our heart and you know what? I did. I took this song directly in my heart...and my playlist.
50/10
11. Busted And Blue
Yeah, this song is a bummer. A good bummer. It's Broken's younger brother who joined the army to make his parents proud after he couldn't get into university like his older brother who managed to form a separate family with his squad and began to think that maybe he was good enough after all before his squad gets bombed and, as he lies legless dying painfully on the ground, a blue butterfly land directly on his outstretched busted hand...
Directed by Mervyn LeRoy
10/10
12. Interlude: Talk Radio
You ever wonder how we get voices in machines? I know you think it's a complicated process but I know a dude who picked up the radio in his electric fan once. Think about it.
8/10
13. Carnival
Again, this song had to grow on me but one day, while I was thinking about Gamzee for a godforsaken reason, I thought "Geez, he talks about the Dark Carnival and the Dark Carnival isn't even some of ICP's best days. What's a good song about a carnival?" Anyway, Anthony can spin a person's mind and mind around just by singing. He's wild.
80/10
14. Let Me Out
Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Mavis was Vince's mother? She's not but that would be funny as well as cool. Her and Pusha T bang on the walls of this track as they rant about the politics at the time of this song. Yeah, they're talking about Trump. That car horn can't protect you forever, you orange bastard.
9/10
15. Interlude: Penthouse
Dear Penthouse: Hi. Does anyone check in on you, just you? I'm here to say I think you're important and you provide a necessary outlet for men to brag about being perverts. At least before the Youtube comment section existed.
Thanks for everything,
mytastessuck
8/10
16. Sex Murder Party
Ooooo, this track puts me in a funky mood. Like, there's a part but there's sex there...and MURDER. So you know it's an awesome party. Kick-ass, right? I know it's kick-ass. Keep dancing, people.
11/10
17. She's My Collar
Pretty sexy song. Gotta love people vauging about being used in a song. That's why we love Offspring, that's why we love Damon on his knees onstage. Hey, there was a post that said Noodle wrote this song about her girlfriend. That was an excellent post. Well done.
9/10
18. Interlude: The Elephant
I SAID GET OUT OF HERE, YOU BASTARD!
8/10
19. Hallelujah Money
Ah, the technical first single. Remember when they said that they weren't going to put this song on the album? Anyway, this is exactly the song we needed after The Incident occurred. Benjamin manages to calm down an entire populace while Damon just fearfully wonders what our future will be like...and he's in the UK. This song is one long terrifying lullaby to an entire country...until the end, anyway.
75/10
20. We Got The Power
A great way to remind listeners that no matter what's happening, no matter who's in charge, we have the power change everything. An excellent message for people who were still recovering from The Incident.
10/10
21. Interlude: New World
Okay, the bonus tracks. Should be nothing special here, right? Just some B-sides and I've never shown favoritism towards B-sides, right?
8/10
22. The Apprentice
A nice song from the same Rag n' Bone Man who brought us "Human". Zebra manages to lay down some nice rhymes as Ray BLK backs them both up with the force of her voice. These guys should form a team with how well they work together. Oh, they should make a virtual band! All they need to do is find an artist...
9/10
23. Halfway To The Halfway House
A very nice song if a bit overshadowed by the others on the album. Still, Peven can't be beat when it comes to crooning and he raises a song from a solid C to a B.
8/10
24. Out of Body
This song had to grow on me also but when it did...lord, this song is weird. Hypnotic suggestions, telephone tones, the song starts then Zebra jumps in to help then who is this person?! Why are people applauding?! Who are you people?! Why are there so many crows gathering outside my house?!
60/10
25. Ticker Tape
Well well well, look who's back. Damon returns with his old friend Kali to join the accuser of the vain Carly Simon to beg us to stay on the album. Sorry Damon, but I got places to do and people to go. There's nothing you can do to convince me to stick around after how long this album already is.
9/10
26. Circle of Friendz
Huh. Seems like a riot is going on. Weird for Gorillaz to get this real. What, this guy is just going to keep saying Circle of Friendz again and again? Is this supposed to affect me? Get real. It'll take a lot more than a nice voice and implications to...
To...
...
...Maybe I should listen to the album again.
11/10
Album score: 25/10
Damn, that took a while. Shouldn't be the case next week when we cover The Now Now. See you then!
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I can I please get 22 and 20 for falice (this sounds like I'm ordering food from a drive thru)
It does indeed.
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22. “That’s irrational.”
AND
20. “Just admit I’mright.”
For F.P., the puzzle had become less about trying to fit the pieces togetherand more about seeing how many he could flip into the empty chip bowl. WhenAlice had called earlier and told him in bedroom tones that she was bringingthem something fun for the evening, he’d thought handcuffs. Or maybe some sort of exciting lingerie she’d haveconcealed under a trench coat. Those fell into the category of ‘fun.’ A1000-piece puzzle of the 20th century’s 100 greatest novel coversmost definitely did not.
Another toss, another piece in the bowl.
“Quit it,” Alice snarled at him, elbows on the table and hands yanking backher hair as she stared at the partially-completed puzzle.
“I’m bored.”
“You could help.”
“I’m bored because I was helping.”
“Even then you weren’t helping,” Alice complained, digging the pieces he’dartfully discarded out of the bowl. “I’d rather not have this puzzle smellinglike Doritos forever.”
“You won’t have to smell it if you throw it in the trash where it belongs,”F.P. suggested, snatching another handful of pieces off the table and scrapinghis chair around so he could start flicking them backwards over his shoulder. Alittle variety.
Alice scoffed.
“It’s beautiful,” she argued,“it’s just… complicated.”
F.P. leaned back into her, making Alice’s arm slip as she moved to secure apiece.
“I’ve been saying that about you my whole life.”
“You know,” she said humourlessly, “I think you get funnier in the weehours. That explains why you’re so intolerable all day long.”
He grinned, unfazed by her insult. Taking pot-shots at each other was theirequivalent of cuddling.
“A lot of things about me can be more enjoyable in the middle of the night,”F.P. said lowly, trying to burrow his face into her neck. “Of course, I’drather be waking up to do them then staying up all night.”
He drew back and yawned loudly.
“What time is it anyway?”
“3:30, last I checked.”
“Fuck.”
“Oh, come on,” Alice baited him. “The former Serpent King is going to bedefeated by a thousand little pieces of cardboard?”
“’Course not. But maybe I’ll just―” he yawned again as he rose from hischair, “―go lie on the couch for a while and consider the puzzle from adistance.”
“I don’t think so.” Alice grabbed him by the waist of his jeans and yankedhim back to the table.
“Careful, Al,” F.P. warned. “You might actually turn me on after all thistorture.”
“Just give it another look, would you?” she pleaded. He could see thefatigue around her eyes and so, very reluctantly, swung his gaze back to thepuzzle.
“Jesus, this thing gives me an instant migraine.”
F.P. smoothed a thumb over Moby-Dickand A Passage to India, thinking―aswell as he could think when it was approaching four in the morning. Suddenly,an idea.
“We gotta turn the whole thing over. Get up,” he instructed, pulling atAlice’s shoulders.
“What? We can’t do that! That’s irrational! The pieces don’t interlocktightly enough and―”
Grabbing one edge, F.P. flipped the entire thing like the world’s crumbliestpancake. And yes, many pieces did fall out, but now the image was brown, wonderfulbrown! Flat, colourless, imageless cardboard backing.
“Just admit I’m right,” he counselled.
“If this doesn’t work, I’m going to murder you,” she said, staring in horrorat the remnants of their evening, night, and early hours of effort. “Call this fairwarning.”
“Shovel’s in the closet with the broom and the spare batteries if you haveto bury my body,” he muttered, beginning to collect pieces and lay them outacross his palm. “Get some quicklime, but don’t buy it in Riverdale. And don’ttake your usual route home.”
F.P. spied orange dust on a couple of pieces and covertly swiped it away.
“I was right,” Alice declared, “you do get funnier when you’re slightlydelirious.”
“Oh what fun we’ve had,” he emotionlessly replied, screwing a knuckle intoone of his bleary eyeballs.
Around an hour and a half later, their sand-coloured masterpiece wascomplete. F.P. would’ve promptly dropped his arm to the table and swept thewhole thing off the edge if Alice hadn’t been standing there with him lookingso exhausted.
“Go rest for a while. The sun’s not even up yet,” he told her, kissing hermouth gently and repeatedly.
“Come on then.” Alice grabbed his hand, her grip loose.
“Nah, I’m going to stay up. One of us needs to be awake to make sure you gethome by 7:30.”
He released her hand and watched it flop against her thigh. He sighed. Thosethighs. Those damn, jean-covered thighs. Stupid fucking puzzle.
“When will you sleep?”
“After you head out. Jughead’s always late getting home when he stays overat Archie’s. Fred won’t send him packing until he’s had lunch there. There willbe plenty of time for me to sleep.”
“If you’re sure.”
Alice hated to give in to anything, F.P. knew, but her eyelids kept plunginglike sinking ships. He could stay awake a little longer if it meant knowing shewas safe in his bed and not driving home totally wiped out.
She paused on her staggering way towards his bedroom.
“What are we going to tell the kids? Betty will never accept that Iwas here twelve hours doing a puzzle.”
“Maybe she’ll still be sleeping when you get in and you can pretend like youcame home earlier.”
They caught each other’s eye.
“Yeah right,” Alice said, making F.P. snort out a laugh. “She’ll be up. Thatgirl is a whirlwind of activity; you remember what I was like at her age.”
“Sure. You didn’t have the hobbies of an 80-year-old.”
Alice smiled the sleepy smile that was one of his favourites on her.
“Seriously though, what do we say?”
F.P. scratched his fingers through his hair.
“I guess… we tell them we had sex. They’ll never believe anything else.”
“Somehow, that is not one of the lies I ever thought we’d tell ourchildren.”
He grinned.
“Right. Next time, less interesting lie, more interesting activity.”
Alice walked back to him, letting F.P.’s slightly sluggish arms catch herweight as she sagged into his chest.
“Promise,” she said, kissing his heart over his t-shirt.
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You are going to kill me... buuut all 200 questions? I'm keeping you busy and thinking about your life
200: My crush’s name is: Jennifer 

199: I was born in: a hospital? (Jks 1998)

198: I am really: funny 

197: My cellphone company is: Lebara

196: My eye color is: boring ol’ brown 

195: My shoe size is: a ladies 9

194: My ring size is: I actually don’t know

193: My height is: 5'10 

192: I am allergic to: nothing surprisingly 

191: My 1st car was: 1998 Subaru Legacy (the station wagon)

190: My 1st job was: Checkout Worker

189: Last book you read: The Accident Man

188: My bed is: a king 

187: My pet: I don’t have one atm 

186: My best friend: Anushka 

185: My favorite shampoo is: I don’t have one (but I like anything coconut or tropical scented)

184: Xbox or ps3: don’t care 

183: Piggy banks are: lit

182: In my pockets: I’m a girl, only 20% of my clothes have pockets big enough to put anything in 

181: On my calendar: “Spotify Premium runs out on the 27th of August"

180: Marriage is: Not married 

179: Spongebob can: 

178: My mom: is awesome 

177: The last three songs I bought were? Whatever I listened to last on Spotify? 

176: Last YouTube video watched: review on Aztec clay face mask 

175: How many cousins do you have? 4 step cousins and then 6 blood related cousins 

174: Do you have any siblings? Just a younger sister 

173: Are your parents divorced? Nah they still together and in love 

172: Are you taller than your mom? Only just 

171: Do you play an instrument? I used to play the piano 

170: What did you do yesterday? Worked
[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: kinda 

168: Luck: yes 

167: Fate: not really 

166: Yourself: sometimes 

165: Aliens: yes 

164: Heaven: yes 

163: Hell: no 

162: God: yes 

161: Horoscopes: I mostly enjoy the zodiac memes and compatibility and personality horoscopes 

160: Soul mates: yes, but I believe you have more than one 

159: Ghosts: yes 

158: Gay Marriage: big yes 

157: War: nope

156: Orbs: it would be cool but I’m neutral 

155: Magic: yes
[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs 

153: Drunk or High: Drunk 

152: Phone or Online: Online 

151: Red heads or Black haired: Red heads 

150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes 

149: Hot or cold: Hot 

148: Summer or winter: Summer 

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate 

145: Night or Day: Day 

144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 

143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly 

142: McDonalds or Burger King: Maccas 

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate 

140: Mac or PC: Mac

139: Flip flops or high heels: High Heels 

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor 

137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke

136: Hillary or Obama: OBAMA

135: Burried or cremated: Cremated 

134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing 

133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel 

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who are they?

131: Small town or Big city: Big city 

130: Wal-Mart or Target: I haven’t been to either 

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller 

128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure 

127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast 

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: this is too cruel to answer 

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 

124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 

123: Yankees or Red Sox: um don’t care
[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: It’s expensive and unnecessary and should be a last resort. It’s not worth the lives lost, people injured and relocated. The monetary cost is ridiculous and it barley solves anything. It cause more issues and potentially more wars
121: George Bush: did 9/11

120: Gay Marriage: It’s actually crazy how long and how much effort it took to get this accepted. And I just hope this right isn’t taken away! 

119: The presidential election: Donald Trump and Pence need to die or be locked up forever, I don’t even understand how anyone thought that Hilary Clinton would be worse. 

118: Abortion: Pro-choice for the win 

117: MySpace: I wasn’t old enough for this 

116: Reality TV: my guilty pleasure tbh 

115: Parents: I love my parents and they are good to me. But it would be great if they could be less homophobic. 

114: Back stabbers: I don’t know why people feel the need to intentionally hurt and embarrass someone, especially someone who isn’t prepared for it or trusts you 

113: Ebay: I don’t really use eBay 

112: Facebook: I use it to tag my non tumblr friends in memes and to stalk people 

111: Work: I’m sick of my job but I’m having to stick it out for now. 

110: My Neighbors: They are seasonal but if their kids could not move and rearrange the bedroom at the ass crack of dawn that would be fantastic 

109: Gas Prices: New Zealand, especially in the towns. Gas prices are so high. Spain isn’t so bad

108: Designer Clothes: I’d rather have more clothes than one designer one 

107: College: 

106: Sports: I have zero hand eye coordination and therefore hate sports! But I will watch the Olympics 

105: My family: They are cool for the most part 

104: The future: is scary and it makes me wanna throw up if I think too much about it
[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: like a week ago 

102: Last time you ate: I’m eating chocolate right now 

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: my grandparents and my cousins today 

100: Cried in front of someone: it’s been forever 

99: Went to a movie theater: like a good 6-8 months ago

98: Took a vacation: ummm like 4 months ago 

97: Swam in a pool: yesterday 

96: Changed a diaper: not since my babysitting days 

95: Got my nails done: literally before I left New Zealand so 5 months ago

94: Went to a wedding: it’s been years 

93: Broke a bone: never actually broken anything in my body 

92: Got a peircing: I got my ears pieced when I was 12 

91: Broke the law: Probably when I was driving, speeding or something but nothing I've been charged with lmao

90: Texted: like a couple of hours ago
[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: my sister 

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: having consistently good home cooked meals 

87: The last movie I saw: probably shrek 

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: being back in New Zealand! Or doing some travelling 

85: The thing im not looking forward to: working 

84: People call me: gay
83: The most difficult thing to do is: be honest 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: I actually haven’t 

81: My zodiac sign is: Leo 

80: The first person i talked to today was: my girlfriend 

79: First time you had a crush: the first crush I remember, I was in year 4 (so 8 years old) and it was on this boy named Joseph 

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: I’m good at hiding things tbh 

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my sister when my mum and dad were talking shit 

76: Right now I am talking to: my sister and my friends from New Zealand 

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Hairdressing tho I kinda would like to do pre school/nursery/kindergarten teaching 

74: I have/will get a job: currently working as front of house at a little supermarket 

73: Tomorrow: I’m working and doing house work

72: Today: I slept and then worked 

71: Next Summer: I will hopefully be enjoying the sunshine 

70: Next Weekend: Working yet again and having dinner with my grandparents 

69: I have these pets: Definitely a cat, and also a dog 

68: The worst sound in the world: chalk or finger nails on a chalkboard 

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself 

66: People that make you happy: my sister, my friends and my girlfriend 

65: Last time I cried: when I watched beauty and the beast 

64: My friends are: absolutely incredible, I don’t deserve them

63: My computer is: I don’t have one anymore 

62: My School: I’m not in school 

61: My Car: I don’t have a car atm 

60: I lose all respect for people who: are snakes 

59: The movie I cried at was: beauty and the beast

58: Your hair color is: brown and boring 
57: TV shows you watch: Atm limitless, shooter, Shetland, Rewatching Criminal Minds, AHS and Black Mirror

56: Favorite web site: boohoo.com or iherb 

55: Your dream vacation: A cruise or a historical/relaxed tour of the ancient world 

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: in a tie between slamming my fingers in a car door or when I got a virus (it’s a really bad version of food poisoning) and I actually thought I was gonna die. 

53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium to well done 

52: My room is: relatively clean and currently got that minimal plant theme going 

51: My favorite celebrity is: Dua Lipa 

50: Where would you like to be: with @dysfunctionalgroup

49: Do you want children: yeah one day 

48: Ever been in love: yes 

47: Who’s your best friend: Anushka 

46: More guy friends or girl friends: it used to be a balance but now mostly girl friends 

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: cute underwear and a good nights sleep 

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: yes

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: mentally but it’s not written down anywhere 

41: Have you pre-named your children: no, but I have some names I really like lined up 

40: Last person I got mad at: my sister 

39: I would like to move to: the Uk or NZ 

38: I wish I was a professional:
[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Reece’s pieces or skittles 

36: Vehicle: Kinda want a Range Rover or a Land Rover but in the old style. Or a classic car

35: President: Obama

34: State visited: ive never been to America 

33: Cellphone provider: Lebara 

32: Athlete: my bio teacher, she played for a big women’s netball team 

31: Actor: Jensen Ackles 

30: Actress: Gal Gadot 

29: Singer: Dua Lipa

28: Band: The Internet
27: Clothing store: h&m or boohoo

26: Grocery store: I don’t have one 

25: TV show: Brooklyn 99

24: Movie: I have too many 

23: Website: this hell hole

22: Animal: Cats or Goats 

21: Theme park: I’ve only been to Disney 

20: Holiday: Christmas and Halloween 

19: Sport to watch: Gymnastics 

18: Sport to play: None

17: Magazine: who reads magazines anymore 

16: Book: the Mysterious Benedict Society 

15: Day of the week: Friday 

14: Beach: as long as it’s sandy I’m cool 

13: Concert attended: J Cole

12: Thing to cook: Pizza and Sweet and Sour Pork 

11: Food: Cheesburgers 

10: Restaurant: Any that sell food I like 

9: Radio station: ZM
8: Yankee candle scent: most of them
7: Perfume: Dolce and Gabbana, Floral Drops
6: Flower: forget me nots
5: Color: Green
4: Talk show host: don’t have a fave
3: Comedian: don’t have a fave
2: Dog breed: Border Collie
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Guess you’ll never know
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uneven-odds · 7 years
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100 questions because I'm bored.
again asked by @promisedmistake, thank you darling <3
1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?-no
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?-yeah kinda
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”-my beautiful cat
4: What’s something you really want right now?-to watch the last two episodes of the path
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?-yes
6: Do you like the beach?-yes
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?-yes
8: What’s the background on your cell?-a landscape from norway
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?mine, mine, mine and mine
10: Do you like your phone?-nope, it doesn´t work like it used to...so I´m often really pissed with it 
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?-nope..
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?-a friend from university
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?-poodle
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?-emotional
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?-art museum
16: Are you tired?-Yes, but I want to watch the path so...sleep need to wait
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?-3 Years
18: Are they a relative?-Nope
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?-Oh hell no
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?-5 Years ago
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?-no. how can I know that this persopn is the right?
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?-Oh fuck no
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?-2 on my left wrist
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?-”this is my design”
25: What’s on your mind?-right now? nothing 
26: Do you have any tattoos?-not yet
27: What is your favorite color?-blue
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?-No?
29: Who are you texting?-nobody
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?-Yes
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?-Yes, in 2012, I was sure my ex and I will break up and 3 month later there was a break up. 
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?-Yes, my best friend
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?-no
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?-yes
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?-and? I don´t care
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?-yes
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?-not anymore
38: What do your friends call you?-Satan.
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?-yes
40: Have you ever cried over a text?-yes
41: Where’s your last bruise located?-on my leg
42: What is it from?-i don´t even know
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?-two weeks ago
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?-my grandma
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?-no
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?-yes
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?-no
48: Do you make supper for your family?-sometimes
49: Does your bedroom have a door?-yes
50: Top 3 web-pages?-Twitter, this damn website, Ao3
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?-Yeah me
52: Does anything on your body hurt?-everything
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?-always
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?-water
55: How is your hair?-long 
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?-trying to get up
57: Do you think two people can last forever?-yeah
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?-Yes I was.
59: Green or purple grapes?-green grapes
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?-Oh...I think this friday?
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?-yes
62: When will be the next time you text someone?-maybe after this, maybe after the path or maybe tomorrow. 
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?-asleep.
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.-trying to wake up 
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?-no
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?-Yes @promisedmistake and my grandpa
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?-yes i hugged my mum
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?-why can I just sleep?
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?-that´s the summary of my life
70: How many windows are open on your computer?-5
71: How many fingers do you have?-10?
72: What is your ringtone?-idk
73: How old will you be in 5 months?-still 22
74: Where is your Mum right now?-at home 
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?-because we weren´t in love anymore
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?-nope
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?-yes. 
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?-oh yeah
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?-yes
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?-yes
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?-none
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?-only my mirror
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?-there isn´t one.
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?-my best friend
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?-Of course
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?-the cinema was beautiful
87: Who was your last received call from?-my grandma
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?-no I love butterflies
89: What is something you wish you had more of?-sleep and money
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?-yes
91: Do you sleep with your window open?-all the time
92: Do you get along with girls?-yes
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?-yes
94: Does sex mean love?-not always
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?-OH YES
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?-nope
97: Did you sleep alone this week?-I sleep always alone
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?-Yes
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?-nope
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?-my best friend
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heartofheir · 7 years
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Psst. You know why I'm here. Do eeeeet. :3c
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1,2 3 and 10 are done! :D
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?not really lmao
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?knitting and listening to the off topic podcast
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?my dogs and @themysteriousballetanon 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?lie down on the floor, cry and than kick their ass8: Are you close with your dad?kinda, we are both have the same kind of humour and personality which is p cool 
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?ye i smooch my doggos when i got bk from work last night
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?coffee, its got some water in it so ill be fine
12: Do you like hickeys?ye
13: What time do you go to bed?5:30am oops
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?ya
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?nah im quicker with both hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
16: Do you always answer your texts?yea unless i forget or fall asleep 
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?Y U P
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?yesterday; we all went to the beach it was top notch
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?my dogs and my siblings even though they are all little shits
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?probs something about being tired af
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?i hope not….
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?i guess?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?nope
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?i think so
25: In the past week, have you cried?yea
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?maroon
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?yea a variation of it that i cant say cause i dont wanna give my last name out to the interwebs lmao
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?possibly 
29: Do you have a best friend?yea kinda
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?nope
31: Who was your last call/text message from?my manager telling me what time i start work tomorrow 
32: Are you mad at anyone?i dont get mad i just get tired™
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?yea
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?21
35: How many more days until your birthday?im not doing math go away
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?nope just working alot r.i.p me
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?ye! :D
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?yup one of them doesnt even know im gay lmao
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?ye
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?kinda?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?if theres a giant age gap than yea it does
42: Are you available?nope! :D
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?no idea my dude
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?so many!! i wanna get an industrial, another helix ring, maybe my tongue, nipples lol, belly button and my second lot of normal ear piercings plus alot more ear ones
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?it can be awkward af but yea
46: Do you regret anything?lots of things lmao
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?im running out of mango ice tea :(
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?yea 
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?yes and no?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?she already said yes! (miraculously) 
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?yep
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?he was an ass to me last time we spoke so no
53: What was the last thing you ate?i got one of the chefs at work to make me gnocchi it was delicious 
54: Did you get any compliments today?nope but one of my new coworkers last night said i was really good at my job!! :O
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?no where so far, but one of my friends wants to go to rottnest at some point though
56: Do you own anything from other countries?ye! my auntie went to france and brought me bk a really pretty kitty mask not a furry lol
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?i guess its even but more so guys
58: Where have you lived most of your life?i use to travel around when i was younger but now ive been in the same spot for 10 years I NEED TO L E A V E
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?i wasnt the one driving but it was when i was a babby and we drove from my hometown to perth took us 5 hours
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?nope
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?nah but our house was tomatoed once
62: Who do you text the most?it changes all the time
63: What was the last movie you saw?moana! i loved it!!
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? i dont actually know
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?none
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?nope
67: Do you curse around your parents?not on purpose it just slips out
68: Are you happy with where you live?nope
69: Picture of yourself?
70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?im a jealous hoe so just monogamous
71: Have you ever been dumped?no
72: What do you most like about making out?i dont think a guy being like a mcfucking vacumn cleaner counts as making out so i wouldnt know
73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?yes but again i dont think it counts as making out
74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?i just go ‘fuck it' and do it (but only if i know they cool with it)
75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?hands and backs, also necks
76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?a friend i use to go to school with
77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?nah
78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?nope
79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?pickup lines im a sucker for them
80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?ye! i loves kids
81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?yea
82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?nope 
83: Do you miss your last sweetie?fuck no
84: Last time you slow danced with someone?MCFUCKING YR 9 there was this guy who liked me since yr 7 and me and him were both in dance class at school and OF COURSE the dance teacher put us together for the slow dance performance i left dance and moved to drama cause it just got way too uncomfortable 
85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?ye! im dating a furry from the internet
86: How can I win your heart?you already have ;0
87: What is your astrological sign?cancer! karkat
88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?the same thing i was doing at 11pm
89: Do you cook?ye but i tend to set things on fire
90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?ye
91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?i dont have to wish :D
92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?id prefer a monogamous relationship
93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?not a clue my dude
94: Name four things that you wish you had!more garlic bread from work (we make the BEST gb), mango ice tea, unlimited wifi and a phone that can actually work
95: Are you a player?of games, yes; of people, no
96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?nope
97: Are you a tease?ive been told i am but i dont mean to lmao
98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?i saw @miss--kiwi yesterday at work and than she was mean 2 me even after i gave her gb :
99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?what even is love
100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?id date the FUCK outta @themysteriousballetanon 
101: Hugs or Kisses?both! oxox
102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?normally yes but sometimes ill have a rare moment of bravery lmao
103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?height
104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?may or may not be a kink for me LMAO
105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?fuck no
106: Do you flirt a lot?i have no idea how so sometimes ppl think im flirting when im being friendly, or think im being friendly when im flirting
107: Your last kiss?sometime in September in the back of a car with a VACUUM APPARENTLY 
108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?nope
109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?only my doggos cause they deserve all the kisses
110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?my girlfriend even though im not into kissing furries :3c
111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?my dogs and hopefully teanii
112: Does someone like you currently?i would hope my gf does 
113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?ye!! :D
114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?flings really arent that great
115: Ever made out with just a friend?ye
116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?i thrive off affection so id prefer a relationship
117. you didnt give me a question to answer and ur asleep rn so imma use this spot to say ur a gotdamn cutie
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metroidspeedrun · 7 years
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I'm just - so proud
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? I don’t know why the person I like wants to hang out with me2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? Nope, but middle of the day yeah3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? No, but I stopped and I always feel like I gotta when people ask so I’d probs prefer they didn’t around me a lot4: Do you find it easy to trust others? No not at all5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? Sleeping I think or on twitter6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? That dog that followed me home once7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? Cry but get over it and joke about it for the next 500 years8: Are you close with your dad? Not at all lol9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? I wish10: What are you listening to? Santeria by Sublime11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? Grapefruit juice12: Do you like hickeys? I think it’s a gross appropriation of vampire culture13: What time do you go to bed? Between 8 and1114: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? My dad15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? Nope lol16: Do you always answer your texts? No17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? No because I guess I appreciate the experience18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? Just now 7:32 p.m.19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? You know who20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I like sharing a bed21: Is anyone else in the room with you? Yup22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? Not all the time 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? Yes, I think so24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? No25: In the past week, have you cried? Yes26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? White27: Do people ever call you by your last name? No but it’d be cool28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? No29: Do you have a best friend? Yes30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? It’s been happening for the past year now so I’m really kind of over it31: Who was your last call/text message from? My boss32: Are you mad at anyone? Not atm no33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 2135: How many more days until your birthday? 78 I think idk I suck at math36: Do you have any summer plans yet? Work and school and maybe a date??? Who knows37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? Yes38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? Nope not at all 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? No I am the queen of dramatic oversharing40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? No41: Do you think age matters in relationships? Kind of, but like I really can’t speak bc my first 3 serious significant others could have possibly gotten into a ton of trouble for being with me42: Are you available? Yes 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 344: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? My lip probably45: Do you believe exes can be friends? Yes46: Do you regret anything? Everything47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? How gay I am48: Did you ever lose a best friend? So many49: Was your last kiss a mistake? No50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? Because I am scared51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? Yes52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? Yup all the time53: What was the last thing you ate? Lasagna54: Did you get any compliments today? That I was cute and that I was silly55: Where are you going on your next vacation? I don’t go on vacation 56: Do you own anything from other countries? Um yes 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? Girls58: Where have you lived most of your life? Elk Grove59: When was the last time you took a long drive? Today, my mom got lost and I got to take a nap ^-^60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? No61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? No (that is a shitty thing to do)62: Who do you text the most? My boss63: What was the last movie you saw? IWTV64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? I don’t have one65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? I was thirteen so I was dating 1 guy but not seriously. We just held hands, he was nice and his name was Jeremy66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? No67: Do you curse around your parents? I don’t want to die young that bad68: Are you happy with where you live? No69: Picture of yourself? 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? I have been monogamous in most of my past relationships but when I was dating Jason (this is actually my best experience w him) he introduced me to this girl named Sam who we called Kitty from our RP group and we ended up all being a thing and I think it was much easier on me because she was willing to do things that I wasn’t and she was definitely our mediator, so I have to say I prefer open &/or poly relationships because when there are problems there is usually one person there to act as a conflict mediator 71: Have you ever been dumped? Yup in all of my relationships technically (I would hate to dump someone)72: What do you most like about making out? The fact that I haven’t had an opportunity to fuck it up because I’ve never made out73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? No74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? The other75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? Belly buttons tbh I had no idea how to answer this76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? Probs you77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? No78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? No79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? When anyone is nice to me or teases me out of love80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? FUCK YES I definitely have a weird thing for single moms81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? Yes and it was terrible because he pursued me for 3 years even after I said no82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? No just you83: Do you miss your last sweetie? Lol my what and no84: Last time you slow danced with someone? I was slow dancing with my friend but we were both really awkward because I wanted to lead and he wanted to lead and it was really strange85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? 98% of the people I’ve dated so yup86: How can I win your heart? Just be nice to me and also have a really weird sense of humor87: What is your astrological sign? Leo sun88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping for sure89: Do you cook? Yes90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? Yes91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? Yes92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? I don’t really like how this question is phrased. I will answer though, I prefer to be friends and then if we both like each other I’d like to skip all of the ‘talking’ and just be in an actual relationship that we both agree on93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? Eyes, smile (like if they smile with their whole face)94: Name four things that you wish you had! 1) A relationship 2) A second job 3) At least 2 grand in my savings 4) A passport95: Are you a player? No96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? No97: Are you a tease? Not so much anymore but when I was younger yeah. I prided myself on kind of leading guys to think I was promiscuous j to get attention and affection from them and then once I got them to like me I would change all of that and j be myself until I grew bored of their expectations98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Not yet99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? Deeply, probs not, but I have been in love100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Not atm no101: Hugs or Kisses? Kisses102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? How shitty their conversation topics are104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? No I prefer anything that sounds like it could be either an insult or an inside joke between people who have known each other a very long time105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? No, because that is fucked up106: Do you flirt a lot? No107: Your last kiss? Almost two years ago108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? No109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? No110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? The person that is coming over 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? No112: Does someone like you currently? Yes113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? Yes114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? Serious ftw115: Ever made out with just a friend? Kissed, we didn’t make out and we only kissed twice116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? Relationship117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it. Um you had one job Lestat
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1. Are looks important in a relationship? No, but being physically attracted to your mate is equally as important and emotionally and mentally attractive 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Some are 3. Are you a virgin? No 🙊 4. Are you in a relationship? I'm married 5. Are you in love? Yes 💕💕 6. Are you single this year? Nope 7. Can you commit to one person? Yes!! 8. Describe your crush Well, my daddy (hubs) is my crush :3 He's strong and hardworking and handsome and smart *blushes* 9. Describe your perfect mate Someone who believes in commitment, is open minded, and affectionate 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes 11. Do you ever want to get married? I am married haha 12. Do you forgive betrayal? Depends on what it is 13. Do you get jealous easily? Yes 🙊 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? My hubby 15. Do you have any piercings? Two in each ear 16. Do you have any tattoos? Not yet 17. Do you like kissing in public? I don't mind it, as long as it's not overboard. It makes me uncomfortable then 20. Do you shower every day? I try to :) 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I know daddy does 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Uhm...I dunno 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Try 6 years 😂🙊 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I think I'll still be married in 5 years 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Id like to stay in a relationship 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes 🙊 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Nope 28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? I have...and I regret it 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes 🙊 I try to be body positive but I really don't like my nose. 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yes.. 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yes, I have 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Ummm *blushes* yes 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? No *hides face* but I wouldn't mind it if I had permission from daddy 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? My husband is older than me (by like 3 months haha) 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? I had a crush on my best friend in high school 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Nope lol 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? I didn't expect to fall for my husband as hard as I did when we met, but here we are 6 years later 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? I have 😂🙊 41. Have you had sex so far this year? I have 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 2 seconds 😂😂😂 43. How long was your longest relationship? 6 years and counting 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? I've only had 3 serious boyfriends, one is now my husband. 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? 5 I had to think 😂 46. How many times did you have sex last year? Too many 😂 maybe 500 times lmfao 47. How old are you? 22 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I hope it works out for you. 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? How kind and patient he is 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Lmao boy bye! 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? My husband. 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? I gave up on certain family members because they aren't worth the pain anymore. 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I don't think so. 54. Is there someone you will never forget? Absolutely 55. Share a relationship story. Well, one time when I was 17 my now husband and I were making out in a parking lot and a guy on a tractor drove by reeeeeal slow and just stared 😂 it was awkward 56. State 8 facts about your body I have an autoimmune/auto inflammatory disease called Hidradenitis so I have a lot of scars, I also have conglobata and t makes me really insecure about my skin, I have a metal plate in my right wrist holding it together, I've had an epidural in my neck for a week, ummm...I don't know much else. 57. Things you want to say to an ex I hope you're able to find happiness. Even though you cheated on me with my "best friend" I hope it was worth it and you're doing well. 58. What are five ways to win your heart? Candy, stuffies, anything pink, glitter, and affection 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) Maybe when I get a few more followers:) 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 2 years 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Physically: their eyes, mentally/emotionally their tone when speaking. 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Let me submit myself 100% to them 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? 😂😂 ummm... 👉🏻👌🏻 64. What is your definition of cheating? Mentally or physically giving yourself to someone else 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? *blushes* role play or being tied up 66. What is your favourite roleplay? I like age play 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Good food, strong drinks, and good company 68. What is your sexual orientation? Bi curious 69. What turns you off? Rudeness, aggressiveness, being too assertive when we first meet 70. What turns you on? Kindness, smiles, soft words, being called "Babygirl" 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? 😂😂 let's just say it involved rope and an audience 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? "You're mine" or just moans from my guy. 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Pet my hair 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? I like a guy with big hands. Not like freakishly big, but strong hands. 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Bought me everything off my makeup wish list 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Ummm...idk. I like making random just because gift bags for people I care about 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Age doesn't matter between 2 consenting adults. I do not condone relationships between adults and minors. So if there's a 30+ age difference, as long as they're adults and care about each other who cares? 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I have a lot of girl on girl fantasies 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? 😂😂 I get jealous when girls even look at my guy 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? This morning 81. Who are five people you find attractive? My husband #1, then after that there's celebrity crushes. Chris pine, Robert Downey Jr, and Alexis Bliedel 😂 82. Who is the last person you hugged? My son 83. Who was your first kiss with? His name was Jake lmfao 84. Why did your last relationship fail? He cheated 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? If I was single, possibly. But I'm not 🤷🏻‍♀️
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