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#I'm not a serial killer
hacked-by-nymos · 4 months
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𝙄 𝘼𝙢 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙆𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 - 𝙎𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 (2016) 𝙙𝙞𝙧. 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙊'𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣
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foxmulderswaifu5ever · 9 months
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What would you be like if you were a serial killer? :)
haha ... i would. never..... kill people... that's crazzzyyy haha.............
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pepitobondioli · 6 months
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Guys, if you are trying to be a teenager, do NOT take John as a role model 🙅
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stbutnp · 7 months
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i-am-a-koi · 2 years
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whenever i shave my legs, my dog likes to sit next to me and lick them like she's never tasted human flesh before
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pinakikinggan · 2 months
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hackedby · 4 months
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I'm real not the biggest fan of the I'm Not A Serial Killer screen adaption. I mean Max Records played John pretty well in my eyes. But how they managed to portray the demon was impressive. I really expected the worst but that was really good.
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iwilleatmybody · 10 months
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*i'm a writer, not a serial killer*
how long does it take someone to bleed out? i know i can look this up on google but i'd rather not have the police at my door.
obviously i know it depends on where they were stabbed or shot or whatever, but like, say someone was to get stabbed in a major artery, how long would it take for them to bleed out?
and if they were stabbed in like their leg or something idk, how long would it take?
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beebeedibapbeediboop · 6 months
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It's almost Halloween! 🎃
Michael has the most beautiful pumpkin patch around...'wonder why
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shortangrybi87 · 1 year
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Is it possible to debone a human?
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dxrkl1ght · 3 months
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Stress is getting to me some comfort doodles of the SK Boys 'cause I can't draw canon Sun or Moon right now
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Welcome to another episode of "I'm not a serial killer, just a writer"
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trashyshrew · 5 months
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congrats on making it to the weekend!! after a long week i’m always in the mood for hurt/comfort, so maybe some hurt/comfort lawlight? feel free to disregard if this isn’t the vibe you’re looking for!
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oddthesungod · 2 years
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we make very serious fanart here sir
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 4 months
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Chris: Peter, please tell me you’re not experimenting with those poisons Stiles made again.
Peter: I only paralyzed you for a week, darling. You need to let that go.
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cctinsleybaxter · 1 year
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was chatting w/ my mom who works with kids about how creepypastas that were popular when i was 12 have only become moreso, and she hit me with ‘ugh i know they won’t stop telling me about jeffrey the serial killer.’
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