What would you be like if you were a serial killer? :)
haha ... i would. never..... kill people... that's crazzzyyy haha.............
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Guys, if you are trying to be a teenager, do NOT take John as a role model 🙅
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whenever i shave my legs, my dog likes to sit next to me and lick them like she's never tasted human flesh before
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I'm real not the biggest fan of the I'm Not A Serial Killer screen adaption. I mean Max Records played John pretty well in my eyes. But how they managed to portray the demon was impressive. I really expected the worst but that was really good.
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*i'm a writer, not a serial killer*
how long does it take someone to bleed out? i know i can look this up on google but i'd rather not have the police at my door.
obviously i know it depends on where they were stabbed or shot or whatever, but like, say someone was to get stabbed in a major artery, how long would it take for them to bleed out?
and if they were stabbed in like their leg or something idk, how long would it take?
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It's almost Halloween! 🎃
Michael has the most beautiful pumpkin patch around...'wonder why
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Is it possible to debone a human?
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Stress is getting to me
some comfort doodles of the SK Boys 'cause I can't draw canon Sun or Moon right now
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Welcome to another episode of "I'm not a serial killer, just a writer"
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congrats on making it to the weekend!! after a long week i’m always in the mood for hurt/comfort, so maybe some hurt/comfort lawlight? feel free to disregard if this isn’t the vibe you’re looking for!
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we make very serious fanart here sir
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was chatting w/ my mom who works with kids about how creepypastas that were popular when i was 12 have only become moreso, and she hit me with ‘ugh i know they won’t stop telling me about jeffrey the serial killer.’
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