My man can you please help me? I'm know I'm not going insane, but I remember there was this old(?) video of Jeanne from fgo and Doom guy just singing and it was very short and I'm trying to find it for my friends but I legit can't find it anywhere and now they think I'm just making it up. I swore you reblogged it before but I can't find it on your blog anywhere so maybe you reblogged it as baka-dot-exe way back instead.
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When your internet friends are posting pictures in the group chat with the other internet friends in the same group chat because they only live a couple hours away from each, then there's you who's ten states away:
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They're gonna be so gay and do so many crimes at that inn, it's unreal.
Haven for pirates. Haven for the LGBTQ+ community. Smuggling operation. Bootlegging operation. Communist propaganda distributors. Multi-level marketing schemes. Drag competitions. Union meetings. Drag competitions during union meetings. Lip-sync for your life, literally. Combined day-care and knife-training for the local kids. Purveyors of knockoff merchandise somehow better than the real thing. Sellers of fishing gear and collectible guns totally not stolen from the Royal Navy. Sellers of horses totally not stolen from the English Army. Ye olde gaye porne distributors. Headquarters of Pyrate Pryde. Headquarters of the Calypso Party (whatever that is).
So gay, such crimes.
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Answering My Own Height Questions
*I want to apologize for everyone being untextured, but I'm too lazy to figure out how to load the textures in Blender. Besides, this should make it easier to see anyway.
While I was poking around, I decided to go ahead and definitively answer my question from a while back about how tall DJSS is.
At a quick glance, the undisputable answer appears to be that he's shorter than Tatiana, but taller than Neon J... barely.
This doesn't consider the thickness of his helmet (unless you think the helmet is his head), but even so, this difference is so small, that it's easier to say that they're about the same height.
BUT
As we know from the Christmas DLC, DJSS's feet do not sink completely into the soles of his shoes.
So adjusting for where his feet would actually touch the ground, DJSS is actually shorter than Neon J. by a good couple of inches, but still taller than Mayday.
(Not that it really matters in fanart, since they're usually wearing their default outfits anyway, so even pointing this out is basically null~)
I also wanted to check Eve against the others, and with heels she's still shorter than NJ and DJSS.
This shot was taken before I adjusted for shoe height for DJSS/Eve, but with adjustments, DJSS is still just a little taller than Eve (it's about the same difference as Neon J. vs. DJSS with shoes).
So, I've a got a win for short!DJSS, but a loss for 2nd tallest!Eve, UmU. (Tatiana is the tallest member of NSR, not counting *Sayu, who I consider a special case.)
*Sayu is in scale to her B2J battle, meaning she's a giant compared to everyone else, so I didn't include her.
And of course I had to do B2J, Kliff, and Tatiana for my own amusement.
I didn't order them by height this time, but the grid guide should suffice. It's a little hard to say if Kliff or Zuke is actually taller since their hair is so dense, but considering that Kliff also wears shoes with a heel, I'm gonna err on Kliff being *just* a hair shorter than Zuke, but they're really about the same. However, Tatiana is actually about a whole head taller than Kliff putting him at perfect motorboating height.
I wanted to check the sewer gang too, but their models are not created equal, and I don't think they're in scale with each other.
Maybe it's just me, or because he's asserting dominance, but Zam seems bigger than he should be, and Gigi/Yiruk look a little smaller than they should be. Robot could be to scale, but I think he looks a little big too.
As my final bonus, I wanted to compare Yinu and 1010 to see how accurate my "Heart and Soul" sketch would have been and...
Nope. Handholding is basically impossible for them. At best, Yinu might be able to grab one of his fingers, but it'd be straining to do so unless he hunched over. So, it'd be even more impossible in my fic where she's younger and presumably even shorter, and the MKI is implied to be bigger and bulkier.
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