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exquisacreamcheese · 2 years
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GONATTSAGA UPDATED??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?
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damnedhampir · 8 months
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if i see an stitches in me tomorrow i might just throw up and pass out ngl
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airbenderedacted · 1 year
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I really need to make a DNI sometimmMMEE
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viiridiangreen · 1 year
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I'm putting together a portfolio & CV "this time w/ feeling"... & I'm gonna apply for a Certain Job in what I believe to be an action of incalculable hubris but my partner regards as a reasonable move???? Never felt this much (???)* over an Illustrator file before lol
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darlingbudsofrae · 2 years
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y'all i was in the middle of posting a rant abt tumblr's update cuz i can't read the notifs properly WHEN THIS FRICKING HUGE BAT CAME STRAIGHT THRU MY BEDROOM WINDOW???? TF— now i'm literally in my closet on the second day of pride typing this as i wait for my brother to get it out off my room 😭😭
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freakystinky · 3 months
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i passed out at a busy coffee shop while studying this morning and not a soul noticed my 6 foot body fold in on itself lmaooo
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windstrider2017 · 4 months
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Oh my god, I did it, I bought the stupid book I've been agonizing over. Considering every book I've done that with has been extremely worth just biting the bullet and buying the damn thing, I figure same deal with this one.
#it's literally like half a fucking hour before it officially releases LMAO#i've wanted this fucking book ever since the first one left off on a cliffhanger like 2 freaking years ago#i finally was like. okay. i've set aside some pocket money to buy this and have been 'should i or shouldn't i' for AGES over it#also i snagged 2 used books for pretty cheap and am happy i got em#i binge-read thru almost one entire book in only a few days#i've read almost 100 pages into the next one too#i'm hungry asf and it's a school night#time to shove some food in my face and go tf to bed soon#but yeah#i was going to originally send this book to my dad's house like everything else#since if i get sick and can't pick mail up at school i don't want to waste money if it gets sent back#but i feel like i'm going to lose my crap a bit if i send the stupid book there and not here#since i've waited YEARS for this fucking thing#i sent the other 2 there but only bc i was there to pick em up on thanksgiving break soon after i bought em#best thing abt break is tater and my parents tho#we're all actually getting along#and i hung out with tater on the couch until after 3 am last night#completely worth it#i almost never stray from my schedule and healthy habits and shit#bc lets face it every time i've gone off the wagon in the past i've done so at lightspeed and it's been a MESS#but i've managed to keep a pretty decently normal schedule over break#and i judge it perfectly fucking reasonable and worth it to stay up late with tater tot (which it always is)#other shit is nice and all but he's my best friend. and none of this other crap i'm into is as nice as my own fucking family#i mean. metal music and books and art and sports all come pretty close but none of them are quite *that* important#for the record those things are quite up there tho if they're that important to me#basically it's like. okay. i'd be hard pressed to put a book down or take my headphones off if there was a goddamn zombie apocalypse#but i'll practically fling the stuff down asap if tater is coming to sit on the couch with me. bros before stuff!#my parents also getting into a bunch of new music along with me which is pretty fun. we're all metalheads now lmfao#my mom used to have to hide her ac/dc cassette in the case for another around her parents. not so in my family apparently#we'll all sit around watching ozzy's show on tv or listening to metal and punk. it's awesome
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zafetycar · 13 days
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something i'm made for - LN4
⭐︎ lando norris & singer!female!reader - social media au
⭐︎ one in which lando norris' partner gets nominated for an oscar for "best original song" and wins
⭐︎ warnings: ⏀
⭐︎ word count: ⏀
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you asked, i shall deliver
in honour of billie eilish winning the oscar for best original song (i was so happy about this btw), this is the second (and final) part of the lando norris social media au i did in february !!!
requested by @/daniellef89x :)
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yourusername thank you so much madrid, you lived up to your expectations well ;)
lil break before we go back on tour, heading to LA for some regular events 👀 ill update u guys on it
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user1 some regular event lmao bitCH YOURE GOING TO THE MF OSCARS
user2 no her acting as if she wasn't freaking out inside
⌞user3 she probably isn't tho
landonorris can I come along ?
⌞yourusername you're literally in my suitcase
⌞alex_albon can I come too ?
⌞yourusername bring lily with you
⌞lilymhe coming babe
user4 her shirt 🥹🥹🥹
⌞user5 i'm new can som1 explain ?
⌞user6 '4' is her bf's racing number !
⌞user7 i can't this is so cute!!!!!!!!
carlossainz55 told you rockstar, we spanish know how to party 😉
⌞yourusername you guys are massive alcoholics but yall got the moves
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yourusername no words can describe how im feeling rn. last night was wild. kenergy is real. i have a second oscar. celebrated all night. don't wanna get out of bed now. (can't walk really).
also i was in the same room as cillian murphy aka 'ocean eyes' muse and i almost passed.
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user8 she's so real for this I would kms if cillian even just walked past me
user9 but the way he smiles tho omg
danielricciardo we literally screamed when they said your name!! huge congrats, you run the world!
yourusername 🫶
lilymhe BABE THIS IS AMAZING
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alex_albon I KNOW
lilymhe i wasn't talking to you
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user10 im actually gonna cry she's my hero
user11 iconic shit here
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landonorris winter break treated us good. my babe's taking over the world.
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user12 I want what they have
user13 screaming crying ripping my hair tf out
mclaren congrats to our favorite papaya girl 🧡
⌞user14 not mclaren admin gushing over yourusername
⌞yourusername she loves me fr
⌞user14 holy shit HI
oscarpiastri i think some of these don't belong here
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⌞danielricciardo mate I told you it's no use
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yourusername my muse, my bitch
my album is mastered ❤️‍🔥
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landonorris my whore my whole 🤍
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⌞user15 WE SAW THAT
oscarpiastri jesus christ
user16 this isn't onlyfans
user17 they're iconic
user18 uhm did i read this right or did she just say she's dROPPING AN ALBUM ??????
user19 wtf is going on
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⌞landonorris 👀
⌞maxfewtrell oh lord
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user20 replied: omg carlando reunion!!!!!!
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landonorris i'm actually enjoying quite a lot
might change career and follow you on tour yourusername
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user21 wait is this the feat we're expecting ????
yourusername please don't.
user22 rockstar lando
oscarpiastri i hear it fills you with a lot of joy
⌞mclaren and gratitude
georgerussell63 pretty sure you're not the reason she'll win more oscars
⌞alex_albon agreed she's too badass for you
user23 someone check on lando after everyone just roasted him pls
⌞georgerussell63 he's fine
⌞danielricciardo he's fine
⌞alex_albon he's fine
⌞yourusername he's fine
⌞carlossainz55 he's fine
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note: hi! thank you for reading this piece, i hope you enjoyed it ! feedback is very much welcomed :) see you around ★
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shmeemsy · 2 years
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i hate when i know things in my nursing classes bc i just know them from work but i have to prove that i know them like can i not just cite my working knowledge and move on
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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Genshin Sagau (?) Isekai Brainrot - Language
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I've seen like ONE small kinda related Genshin Sagau/isekai idea for this but I wanted more of it so BAD
It’s not the most interesting thing in the world, it’s about our modern vernacular vs. Teyvat's flowery speech
Pls feel free to expand on or add to this pLEASE TAG ME IF U DO IM STARVING OUT HERE :)))
So I saw someone write like one sentence abt this (can’t remember who :( sorry I’ll update if I find them ) or like a brutally honest version??
But I also took inspo from how fucking wordy and long conversations that are in Genshin, even with ppl like Xiao (the rude boy that he is) or even Tighnari who gets to the point pretty quickly
It goes smth like:
So, all of Teyvet, (esp ppl like Zhongli 💀 u know the ones) talk,, flowery.
Like, the whole Pride and Prejudice style speaking, euphemisms, metaphors, for some characters (or Npcs) its full on POETRY. 
Lookin’ at you Kazuha.
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And going off of any variation of you being the Creator, (or otherwise an older mythical being?), they could have this thing where the older a deity/mythical thingy is, the simpler the speech. 
Kinda makes sense to them y’know? The older beings are serious, commanding, intimidating
And nothing says "I'm ancient as fuck and powerful as fuck" like simple blunt speech.
And being closer to the literal creation of the world, language would understandably be less complex (I’m assuming it’s the same as in human cultures in our world's history)
Like literally look at our fantasy typical stories, plenty of them have a dragon or ancient god that speaks in extremes, like so flowery its a metaphor, or so bluntly its startling (ie, "Be not afraid." "I am all powerful." etc etc)
And so, ancient powerful being = direct/blunt speech
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...Y'know,, almost like our modern vernacular.
Like, part of some of our modern day comedy is purely based on a sentence being delivered bluntly for impact
Hell our ads and videos and content in general we always want to get to the point, to say things simply
So with this in mind, even if you try to deny being the Creator, they might still think you are, or at least a more minor ancient deity/creature
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(like the Seven Sovereigns/Phanes/Shades/etc. for example would sound eerily modern or at least easy for you to understand bc of this trait lol)
(Also I'm just assuming u know Genshin lore enough to know what I meant by that ^)
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So, I love the AU where you just,, hitch a ride with the traveler like Paimon bc u start at the "beginning of the game",
And with every person you meet, you're like, "Ok, no, I promise this is just how my country/world speaks, it's not like that, I'm not some ancient deity…" 
And They're all like 🤨🤨🤨 "Well, fine traveler and companions, why does your speech sound so simplistic and sharp? Surely, you do not expect me to truly believe you.."
You: "Please I just talk like this, I'm a regular human."
Them: "Alright, if it is as you say,, you wish to not experience being "known" yes? Fear not, I will keep your secrets close to my chest."
You: "No, for the last time, that's not-" 
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And it just keeps happening, lol
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(srry I tried my best at emulate Genshin language + flowery speech idk how to do it)
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Like maybe you would just sound weird or like a foreigner speaking y’know in simpler sentences bc they don't know the language as well as native speakers, at least that could be how you sound to NPCs and ppl who don’t know abt simpler speech meaning
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...But the Adepti? Zhongli?? Barbatos maybe??? Even the Aranara??? Those who are old enough to maybe have heard how older beings speak or at least have knowledge of how they should speak/sound??
You couldn’t have predicted how shocked their faces were the second you opened you’re mouth… 
Sumeru scholars would freak tf out i stg, as soon as you meet Haypasia, she's already losing it, first the Irminsul progress, now this ancient being/Creator?? Girlie thinks its a sign lmao
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(I’m an Aether lover, and also bc I think Lumine looks badass as Abyss ruler, so I’m gonna go with Aether for traveler sorry Lumine mains love yall T-T)
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You, and Aether being equally confused at first pLEASE 😭 
lets say he speaks a little more fluffy than you at least, after all I’m assuming bc of the outfit that he’s from a fantasy-like place, and his replies can be a little fluffy like Teyvat’s residents, so he kinda fits in, kinda like everybody assumes he's just from another country when he gets to a new nation (at least that’s what I think happens??)
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Like after (maybe Diluc?) Lisa, Kaeya, Venti, and Jean (who I think would all be knowledgeable, thru diff means, about this enough to maybe recognize the simpler speech = ancient god thing)
ALL reacted shocked as hell at hearing you talk, and would probably explain (or Paimon before then?) in that infuriatingly roundabout way, that you would usually skip a couple dialogue boxes just to avoid bc yOU ALREADY GOT THE POINT or alternatively WHATS THE POINT HERE?? JUST SAY IT, WHATS THE COMMISSION/QUEST FOR/WHAT DO I DO??
(Those blue highlights be savin my impatient life, and i actually like lore stuff 💀)
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Oh that’s also another frustration. For you.
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It would drive me crazy if I had to wait like,, 2-3 minutes for ppl to explain what they ate for dinner or sm shit
Like, now imagine that’s everyone, about everything.
You don’t know how anything gets done in battles or wars, like you need faster communication for that right??💀
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Anyway, you, Aether and Paimon decide you just gotta not talk when you first meet people or like,, make sure you're gonna be around that person for a while so you don’t have to possibly get someone over the shock of your speech every time you guys talk to people 😭 that'd be so miserable I can already tell,,
Like at first, every convo ya’ll have had with people who recognize that direct speech trait as a thing, would take at least 10 minutes to finish talking about it/being shocked,,
It got so old so fast.
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(Like I already can’t communicate that good with ppl irl bc I misunderstand them, or they do me, or they just dont get what I mean, and as my friends put it, which I think would fit here for any language shenanigans we go thru in Teyvat, "A Shakespearean level of misunderstanding, hilarious but such a downward spiral to watch, it just gets more and more ridiculous as it goes on...")
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On another note, making fun of someone would be so fucking funny,
I’d like to give myself the benefit of the doubt that many characters, after getting used to your speech, would generally understand you (even if they always notice it, like an accent) and would actually rlly love hearing insults or even just generally how you would put things
(like maybe treating this almost like those vids of ppl with non-native english speaknig relatives/parents and its the most hilarious thing to watch them, usually get pissed 😭, at their kid, if u dont know what I mean look up on tiktok or smth)
And You just come off like those insults where you dont even use cuss words, you just like, drag queen read them into never showing their face again, and you did it in so few words!! 
They're amazed and oh, 
you've become the John Mulaney of Teyvat 
(Bad examples include:
Fontaine inventor: "...And I shall call my invention, crocks!"
You: "I wouldn't even be cremated in those." ) 
*Aether crying laughing in the background bc he never knows what you’re gonna say next, and Paimon's jaw dropped so hard
JFC this post is so long sorry, I probably will spam with a Part 2 but let me know if you’re interested in hearing more anyway!!
Thanks for reading this rambling!!
Or send in asks abt this 👀
Cheers,
🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘
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neiptune · 1 year
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jjk boys x what they do for valentine's day
a/n: suggestive if you squint! these are for funsies!! like all my silly impulsive self indulgent hcs!!! enjoy!!!! i'm sending you all virtual chocolate and kisses!!!!!
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ok listen yuuji is a baby he doesn't know anything and your relationship is still kinda new therefore he panics. easily. what would you like? flowers, roses? candle light dinner? the biggest heart shaped box of chocolates he can find? you best believe he won't be able to pick an option so he will just pick everything. can't risk it. a bouquet of pretty flowers is delivered to your workplace along with a box of truffles & you come home to find your kitchen absolutely wrecked (how did he even get inside?) and the table in the dining room filled with a certainly interesting combination of dishes lol listen he tried his best and you don't have the heart to tell him you would've been happy with a box of pizza and a movie so when he greets you with the sweetest happy valentine's day baby!!!! you can only wrap your arms around his silly little neck and kiss his silly pretty lips <3
megumi remembers everything. all the time. the man's an elephant. even when you think he's not listening, even if the information you're sharing is 100% trivial (pedro pascal is hot, touching raw chicken freaks you out, you think smelling fresh paint ain't odd) his brain is constantly registering everything that comes out of your mouth. not only that, but your reactions too. so of course he's noticed the way you'd softly smiled after a surprised gasp had escaped your lips when you'd found that antiquarian book in a specialized store on the outskirts of kyoto. of course he's picked it up for you (too expensive? not on his watch). of course he's slipped a simple, handmade card right inside (he knows you would've had his head if he'd glued anything on the page itself). the card reads “if you were a book, i'd never put you down”. you cry & he freaks tf out lmao
gojo doesn't give a fuck about your job nor possible weekend plans, his extra ass has bought tickets to paris and you don't get to have a say in the matter. your suitcase on friday morning? packed. your mom? informed. your boss? he ain't important enough. satoru doesn't let you lift a finger: he's prepared everything, all the way up to your airport outfit (sweatpants and his hoodie, you better be cozy and comfy), he's even cleaned the house so you won't stress about having to do it once you come back. he wants valentine's day to be extra special, you've never been a fan of big romantic gestures so he promises the whole trip doesn't have to be about expensive dinners, champagne & roses. It's about you two being silly little tourists together, having fun, trying new food, possibly fucking in the jacuzzi he's made sure the hotel room comes with-
what geto does is: show up. LMFAO you two were broken up and of course he's at your door on valentine's day, not a flower nor an apology in sight, he just mumbles an annoyed “enough with this bullshit”, takes your face in his hands and waits. the fucker actually waits for your eyes to give him permission to kiss you devour you. he doesn't wanna talk about it, he just wants to spend the night with you in his arms (soooo clingy don't even get me started, you have to eat dinner sitting on his lap bc he won't let you on a separate chair, he'll wait for you to get out of the shower like a lost stray cat, will order all your favorite snacks and happily sit right next to you on the couch never once casting his eyes away from you. he's missed your face too much, although you'll never hear him say it out loud
you and nanami have this tradition of gifting each other the most ridiculous v-day stuff you can find. he deals with enough boring serious grown up shit and you simply won't have it when it comes to your relationship. you need to see him smile and roll his eyes with fondness as you hand over personalized boxer briefs and stuffed animals and a coffee mug with “if you were an angle you'd be acute one” written on it. He does his best to follow the rules (so far he's given you socks with his face printed on them, a “i chews you” chewbacca graphic t-shirt, a “ring for sex” bell and “i love you from top to bottom” toilet paper) but he. just. can't. help it. in the end he always, always gets you flowers and makes sure he cooks at least one of your favorite meals. he keeps it simple so you won't complain but nanami is just the happiest when he's allowed to spoil you a little. he loves you sosososo much and basks in your resigned smile as soon as you come home and catch him wearing an apron. you hope he's gonna like the new watch you got him
inumaki is a little shit most of the time. he's a playful boyfriend. he enjoys banter. he loves annoying the shit outta you. but did he fall head over heels for you? does everything remind him of you all the time? does he text you pictures of red orange sunsets and weird clouds and cute puppies and his lunch 24/7? yes. doesn't like admitting it often but he's whipped. and that's precisely why his valentine's day preparations are not really preparations. he's working all year round. you look at something at a craft show? he'll get it. you're reading a book by a new author you seem to be enjoying? he'll get three more books written by them. you're into a specific type of music? he'll spend a few evenings crafting different personalized playlists. he's always ready. he always has something to give you, something he's probably picked up months before. he doesn't remember how to look at the world without noticing all the little things you'd love about it
yuuta asks you to be his girlfriend on valentine's day!!!! you've been dating & he's smitten but he thinks you want the whole thing to stay casual and he's so far from being casual lol he just can't help himself, he has to know if you're exclusive. so it's a cold cold day, you're sharing a towel on the sand at the beach and you're casually telling him about your day when his fist tightens in his pocket and he just blurts the question out. and if it isn't the softest, most wonderful “would you want to be my girlfriend?” you've ever heard. you tease with a laugh and gently nudge his shoulder with yours. “i thought of you as my boyfriend like three dates ago” and when i tell you this man's face lights tf up like imagine a million christmas lights sparkling on the most beautiful tree. that's yuuta looking at you. thank fuck the little chocolate tube he brought can actually be shared
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pinkbarbiebandaids · 10 months
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I have another dcxdp prompt lmao
I was listening to guns for hire by woodkid and suddenly had the vivid image of Danny standing surrounded by a ghostly orchestra singing this absolute banger with his whole chest.
I'm imagining Danny joined a traveling performance group in an attempt to further connect with his people, maybe because Jazz recommended it, and falling in love with everything about the performing arts.
once the group is well established and well loved in the infinite realms, they start performing in different dimensions with wild success. y'all see where this is going lol.
they arrive in the dc universe and begin performing in all the major cities where they catch the JL'S attention because when they arrived Constantine started freaking tf out about the infinite realms and ghost kings.
Jason is curious about the group because he's a theater kid and no ones managed to get any footage of the performances but everyone is singing the lead vocals praises, some even going as far as to compare him to an angel.
When the group finally arrives in Gotham the bats decide they don't want to offend powerful potential allies and so acquire tickets as Waynes.
Jason and Damian as well as Cass to a lesser extent are immediately mesmerized, and Jason understands the angel comparison viscerally when the leading man begins singing. Not only is the man beautiful, it felt like his voice was resonating with his soul.
The rest of the bats are concerned by the almost trance like state of their most volatile, but they've also never seen them so at peace.
and that's all I've got lol
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bowserwife · 2 months
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how tf is it regressive to be upset at the idea of your partner having sex with other ppl lmao. you know that not everyone likes fucking everyone they see and that some ppl think of sex as a special intimate thing between you and your partner, right? and there's nothing wrong with that. get your head out if your ass and stop being salty that not everyone lives life the way that you do
I don't know how to explain to you that giving your partner a list of things they are not allowed to do with other people is literally the definition of "controlling". I DO think of sex as a special intimate thing, which is exactly why I think it would be so fucked up of me to tell my girlfriend that she was only allowed to make that kind of connection with me and me alone--even though both of us know that we've both been in several relationships before.
I can see, btw, that you think you're superior to me because of the way you think about sex. People tend to fall into that when they're called out for being in line with the violent status-quo; 'yeah, well you're a freak anyway, I am pure.' I'm not salty; I literally pity you and your Catholic conception of sex and ownership.
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boarwinds · 3 months
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talk more of your snowbaird headcanons please!!! lmao does Coriolanus and Lucy Gray have a breeding kink or something?
How is the wedding of Lucy Gray and Coriolanus turn out?
LMAO is it obvious 🤓 they definitely do.
I think lucy gray loves the idea of a big family as she grew up in one but it's more of a fantasy than smth she would actually want just bc imagine the stress every year during the reaping. I imagine she's more worried abt the rest of the covey than herself n that's enough to taint the fantasy of a family with lots of kids. Even tho she doesn't wanna admit it, being w coryo means her kids are safe from the games n it eats her up bc he can fulfill her fantasy
For coryo,,,, he would want kids as soon as possible bc he wants to meet as many generations of descendants as possible u kno, he loves seeing physical evidence of his legacy. Tbh I think his goal started out as 1 kid to be The Heir but finding out lucy gray had twins altered his brain chemistry n now he wants to fill up his mansion w little lucy grays except they all look like him LMFAO. Either way it's a win for him bc he's a a bit of a narcissistic freak. Also him missing out on lucy Gray's first pregnancy prob had him so fucked up, fists balled like arthur so he's happy to keep her round w his babies year round intentionally or not 🤓☝️
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Lucy gray grew up in a big family -> wants that for her kids
Coryo grew up in a small family -> wants as many kids to expand the Snow empire, no more worrying abt the Snow bloodline ending w him or tigris
Haven't thought abt their wedding but he would absolutely make it a spectacle. Maybe a national holiday even LMAO. I'm thinking it'll also make it easy to address how tf he has 2 kids out of nowhere n w the 10th victor of all ppl (ppl rmb their love story but she had been rumored to be dead) n he'd spin it to be him hiding her n their kids for their own safety (why? idk yet), imagine the fight at home after that lawl lucy gray would need to beat his ass for that for sure
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asmodeus-682 · 16 days
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Loser, Buddy (a Loser, Baby rewrite for a friend of mine)
Based off an offshoot of Trapped Forever AU by @madcatdaderpydrawer-blog ((this is also for Madcat because they're Trapped Forever AU is awesome and gives me many fun ideas to work with for concept like this.))
Characters used Taurus and Tf Lunar/Traveller
Taurus:
So things are bad, and you're pressed against a wall
Your whole life is pretty hopeless
You're rather filthy, like a divebar bathroom stall
Can't face the world supported or adored
You lost your way, you know your life is shit
Well I'm here to say you're..Correct!
Traveller:
Wait- what?
Taurus:
You're a loser buddy, a loser you fucking baby
You're a messed up little crybaby bitch
Traveller:
Hey-!!
Taurus:
You're a loser, much like me
Traveller:
Thanks asshat
Taurus:
You're a screws-loose loser
An only one star reviews-er
You're a pillow princess in a pit
But you have company
Traveller:
Are you- trying to comfort me??
Taurus:
There was a time, I wouldn't think anyone could relate
To the gruesome ways in why I'm damaged
But knocking walls down will surely set us straight!
We're all stuck in the same shit-sandwitch
Traveller:
I was remade, by a psychopathic freak!
Taurus:
And you see thst as unique? Get outta here kid!
We're both losers, buddy
We're losers, it's okay to be a-
Traveller:
Emotionally unstable bitch?
Taurus:
Buddy that's fine with me
Traveller:
I'm a loser, honey!
A crybaby and a dummy
But now I know, I'm not alone
Taurus:
You're a loser
Both:
Much like me!
Taurus:
I got an appetite for killing
Traveller:
I got an appetite for trying, every escape that I can find!
Taurus:
Go ahead buddy, sing along now. Come on!
Traveller:
No reasons left for me to cower
Taurus:
I risk my life to show off my power!
Both:
Now I'm under that bastard's watch and it gets worse each passing hour
Traveller:
You're a loser, buddy
Taurus:
A loser, but maybe if we just-
Both:
Eat shit together, it'll work out eventually
Taurus:
Now's the time to lose that self-loathin'
Be yourself, let hope in buddy
Play your cards, be who you are
Both:
A loser, much like..
Tf Monty, barging in:
THERE IT IS!!
Tf Moon, behind Monty:
THEY'RE FUCKING SINGING!!?
((Small note: this was my first time doing a song rewrite so if it's messy that's why lmao))
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Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 9 batchersss
Let's do it 🤟
The Bad Batch 1x05
"I get my own comm device?" she's so excited and it's so big on her lil arm 🥺🤲
Wrecker working out with Gonky
Echo: "the jedi trusted him" Tech: "the jedi who are all dead" bro 💀 I mean he has a point but still
dad batch telling Omega her comm isn't a toy...
*2 seconds later* Omega sneaking off to use her comm as a toy 😂
Echo and Hunter mom and dad going through the rules with Omega
(fun fact my mum knows their rules because I say them to her lmao)
Tech's reaction to seeing Cid's place is literally "charming 👀" oml he's roasting her before he even meets her I love him sm
the two guys Ahsoka set free !!! on Oba diah !!!
Hunter: 'who is Cid?' Echo: 'I literally have no idea' 💀
Tech: "that would've been information to share earlier" brooo his sass level as at an all time high this ep 👑
TURN AROUND RN BOYS ITS NOT WORTH IT
Omega is so smart fr 💕
Echo mom grabbing Omega's hand before she touches the sharp thingy
CID WHY TF DO YOU HAVE CLONE HELMETS IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE OFFICE LIKE THEYRE DECORATIONS
I don't hate a lot of star wars characters, but Cid is definitely one of them now ngl
DONT DO IT BOYS IT'S A TRAP
Wrecker and Omega high five 💕💕💕💕
Cid called Wrecker "it" I'm- 😡
Wreckers headaches are getting worse 🥲🙃
I know someone has spoken about this before but I just cannot get over the way Omega hugs her little clone doll when she finds out some people are sold and treated like property 😭💔 it's like poetry but not the nice kind
Omega: "poor Muchi she looks scared" 🤲
another fun fact my dad says this all the time hehe oops (no my parents have not seen tbb)
oop Hunter dad told Omega to stay on the ship
shhh they're sneaking 🤫
I MISS THEM SO BAD THEYRE DOING MISSION THINGS LIKE "Echo, sitrep" idk it just feels so tcw I'm emotional 🥲
Wrecker hits his head count: 5
Hunter and Tech got the zappy net oop
Omega: "now she's a bad batcher" screaming, crying, kicking my feet, throwing myself across the room
Omega always calls for Hunter first 🥺
STOP ZAPPING OUR BOYS 😡
Wrecker trying to comfort the lil green baby 🥲
Tech's dramatic sigh count: 583
Omega has the brain cell this ep fr
THE TALKING WITHOUT WORDS GETS ME EVERY FREAKING TIME I SWEAR
ew get ur crusty feral slaver ass outta here, skug
lmao Echo shouting to Omega like 'we are unarmed pls arm us' 😂
WAIT I saw someone posting about this, if anyone knows what I'm talking about pls tag the op or something please !! but they were talking about how Echo seems so willing to work with Omega in the field, like he trusts her despite her being a child, possibly because he'd worked alongside Ahsoka as a child, like for him it's normal to work with a child soldier. so while the rest of the batch are like ??? how to talk to babies ??? Echo is giving her battlefield instructions and gives her a bit more 'freedom' (for lack of a better word) in the field
lmao Wrecker's way of distracting the guards is to take out some guy's ankles 💀
"I wasn't sneaking... I was unlocking" YESSSS OMEGAAAA 🥰💕👑🙌
screwdriver hand go brrr
Echo: "the rancor is Muchi???" 🤨🙃 poor baby just needs a nap fr
okay but Hunter just throws Echo's pack at him from like 10ft away 💀 then Wrecker immediately throws him his helmet 👀 yes I watched it multiple times 🤫
Echo again !! he straight up volunteers to take Omega with him 💕
Tech is an ipad kid
OMEGA GRABBING THE LITTLE GREEN BABY'S HAND 🥺
get them Muchi !! tear those slavers apart !!! (insert evil Nimona face)
Wrecker's big nod to slide his helmet over his face properly teehee
Wrecker hits his head count: 6
Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the-
do not ask me how many times I've watched this scene... just don't
but the answer is yes
anyway back to being normal lmao
Omega finding her laser bow 🙌 !!! + Echo mom calling aftet her lololol
Muchi thrashed that slaver pet fr
Wrecker: 'challenge accepted' *fights rancor*
Bib Fortuna and the guards for the ot vibes 🥰
Omega riding Muchi !!! very Fett of her hehe
"I'm good with secrets" yeah and I'm good at going to bed before 3am 🙄 pfft good with secrets my ass Ciddarin 😠
tysm for joining again friends 💕 I actually meant to post this yesterday but I fell asleep oopsie
but I'm running out of time lolol so I'm gonna have to watch a few eps a day now !!
who else is terrified for s3 👀
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It's almost 3am and these are the only 2 pics I can find from this ep 🥲 feel free to reblog and add more 💕
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