#I'm Garbage

[cagesings]

no seriously everyone should watch s.chmigadoon. it has a.arron tviet, an incredible soundtrack ( including their own version of a little priest which is even darker somehow it’s great ), the first season is very feel good, k.ristin c.henoweth, p.atrick p.age, more musical references than you could dream of, amazing chorography, and if you love musical theater, you will love it. if you don’t love musical theater you will love it. my dad isn’t into theater but he still enjoyed it. write muses to interact with jenny because i need it.

#season two is HEAVY on the s.weeney t.odd stuff too and you all know how i am #i'm garbage #this is a very very good show okay #*❈ ‣ i’m a silly little ninnynoodle — ( ooc. ) #tbd. #sorry for being annoying again today! and for only replying to one of my threads even though the number is getting scary again!

[torncast-a]

patrick star vc; WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! 

#「 𒆨 ⸺ ; OOC; MUN SPEAKS 〕 #how #why #the fuck #I'M GARBAGE #how can 96 people be here

[ariadnesforgotten]

This has been a rough year, in a rough life. I make light of it, but I really do feel like I'm living my epilogue. The plot threads were taken care of. Life isn't really giving me any new ones. I'm ready to die.

#i'm garbage #i'm tired #i'm worthless #epilogue #i'm ready to die #kill me

[postremorisu]

✧ ABOUT ✧

ALIAS: Charles “Charlie” Blackmore

AGE & BIRTHDATE: 238/30, January 24th 1784

GROUP: Vampire

FACECLAIM: Oliver Stark

Others have described them as flirtatious & humorous, but also know-it-all & spoiled.

✧ THE HISTORY ✧

Charles was born in 1784, his mother didn’t get the proper care while birthing him and he was left to be raised by a man who wasn’t even sure he wanted to be a father. 

He grew up being the kid who did everything he could for those who had less fortune than him.

 After the way he lost his mom he kept every woman who showed interest in him at arms length, not wanting to put them in the same position since he wasn’t sure if kids were something he wanted. 

At the age of twenty-eight, he met Dominic who become quickly like a brother to him. He didn’t grow up with siblings and the one night stands to keep his bed warm at night, it was nice to have an actual friendship with someone he could talk to. 

He actually ended up working for his friend which is how he ended up with a vial of Dominic’s blood, a sort of safe haven for him to fall back on if something were to ever happen to him before the whole growing old thing. 

A few years later, Charles ended up drinking the vial of blood because a war broke out between his family aka his half-sister and varma. He did his best to protect his half sister, wanting to make sure she lived the life he knew he wouldn’t but not only did his own death occur but hers as well.

The only difference was that Charles had taken the vial of blood which lead to his transformation. Neither him nor Dom spoke about what had happened to his half sister, both of them losing someone they loved with everything in them and Dom taught him everything there was to know about becoming a vampire and what it entitled. 

As the years past, Charles went wherever Dom did although a few years in between their meet ups they would go off on their own.

There were some towns where Charles tried to act like he was normal but when people would begin to notice he didn’t age, he would leave and start over elsewhere. 

He ended up on the island after a few decades of trying to be normal and has been there ever since.

#( x. biography: charles ) #death tw #i'm garbage

[laughingcatwrites]

As a reminder that good exists out there, a coworker recently confessed to me that he found out his child is questioning their identity (kid's gender redacted for this post). The kid is keeping it from him, so he can't say anything to them or show that he knows, but he's doing his best to get mentally prepared and educated so that he'll be ready whenever his kid does feel comfortable enough come to him.

For context, this guy is a big, bulky middle aged dude who loves sports and typical outdoor "manly" activities. As his coworker and friend, I know he's a kind and sweet teddy bear of a person, but his kid probably views him as a stern, authoritarian figure, the way most teenagers view their parents. His family lives in a conservative area, so I'm sure between that, their dad's looks and interests, and the fact that their dad is a Figure of Authority, the kid is worried that they won't be accepted.

But you know what? When he found out about his kid, the first thing he did was reach out to his closest queer friend and ask for resources for parents of questioning children. His biggest fears are that his kid will be bullied or discriminated against and won't feel comfortable enough to be themself. His second action was to find himself a mentor in another parent who went the same situation (kid coming out in a conservative town). The other person is preparing him for some of the struggles his kid may face and the fights he may need to take on as a parent to make sure his kid is safe and treated well.

Something I want to emphasize for people focused on language as the primary method of allyship is that when we spoke, he used some outdated terms and thoughts about gender and sexuality. That does not make him bad. These were the terms and thinking used about questioning teenagers when he was growing up and he never needed to learn more current ones. But now that he does have that need, he's throwing himself in head first because that's his kid and he's darn well going to make sure that his kid feels welcomed and has a safe place to be themselves even if they never come out to him.

#I'm so proud and happy for my coworker and I've been trying to figure out how to let him know how amazing I think he is #what gets me the most is that he's keeping this super down low to avoid giving any hints to his kid #he has a lot of queer friends so he already is known as an ally but there's always a chance it will be different if it's family #and he took that chance and crumpled it up into a ball and slam dunked it into the garbage for three points #and decided that even if his kid wants to hide it from him for the rest of his life he will still do what he can to make their life better #pflag #parents doing their best #parenting win #good news #allyship

[hellthingbryce]

i know i'm garbage but

i actually really like the ui updates that tumblr is making. i really enjoyed twitter, i'm sorry

#tumblr meta #i'm garbage

[unhingedpirates]

Ofmd fandom waiting for pride month:

(Whatever happens I'm ready)

#ofmd #our flag means death #pride month #after what happened last year i'm like 80% sure they're going to give us a date and maybe a poster #sorry for the misspell. just noticed #my garbage

[twyllodrus]

bright young things (2003) / good omens parallels

#good omens #bright young things #aziraphale #miles maitland #crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #goodomensedit #my gifs #rewatched byt at 4 am today #had to do smth so #it's mostly miles. just like the reviews on letterboxd skjsdks #some of these r randomly b&w bc i'm garbage at coloring :// #also the one w/ miles & crowley putting their sunglasses on #it's here specifically to cause psychic damage that's it :^)))) #anyhways luv clowning around 🤡

[hedgehog-moss]

Wild roses

#the clouds were starting to look v menacing in that second pic i should have known #@people on desktop I'm so sorry for uploading photos with the garbage new editor #tumblr no longer lets me choose :(

[lunamugetsu]

Bring your sidekick to work day!

Inspired by the "What if Question was the one who saves Danny from GIW?" post that I made awhile ago.

Bring your sidekick to work day!

It was a tradition that started around the time multiple superheroes were taken on sidekicks. Everyone in the league knew why they'd bring their sidekicks to work. Their sidekicks get to socialize with peers their own age and they could properly introduce themselves to other heroes.

So it was a surprise when The Question, the league's faceless conspiracy theorist, offhandedly mentioned that he'll be bringing his sidekick to work while telling them about what new information he's found about Cadmus and another new government agency he thought they should start looking into.

The heroes found it hard to believe.

Question has a sidekick.

Surely they must have misheard.

No way that guy would want a sidekick, let alone get a sidekick.

When "Bring your sidekick to work day" arrived everybody was prepared to see the heroes and sidekicks.

Superman with Superboy

Batman and his 10+ kids

Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl

Flash and Kid Flash

The list went on

The heroes all mingle before realizing that they haven't seen Question. Maybe they did mishear the man? Or Question got his words mixed up?

That was until the computer announced the arrival of Question and a guest that was unidentified.

They all turn around to see the faceless trench coat wearing investigator followed by a tinier faceless trench coat wearing kid. The kid was practically a clone of Question, except...tinier.

"This is my sidekick. Who." Question points to the faceless kid

Flash: Who?

"That's me!" the kid says pointing to himself.

"Why don't you acquaint yourself with the others." Question tells his sidekick who just nods and goes off to introduce himself with the others kids.

Batman: I didn't take you one for having a sidekick.

Question: I could say the same for you. And the sidekick thing just kind of happened. The kid wouldn't leave me alone and I couldn't let the kid get himself into any trouble.

Batman: Understandable

Meanwhile with the sidekicks.

Everybody's asking Who various questions about Question and how he met the man. They barely know anything about the guy.

Question 1: What's the deal with your name?

Who: It's a work in progress. Since my mentor's name is Question. I figured my name should be like a question.

Question 2: How do you eat?

Who: I shove food into my face

Question 3: Where's your face?

Who: Wouldn't you like to know

Question 4: Do you know about his conspiracies?

Who: Of course I know about his conspiracies! I'm one of them

Other sidekicks: What?

After some talking, the sidekicks get along with each other very well. When they reunite with their mentors the computer rings stating that John Constantine was coming along with a guest.

The heroes then all watched as a girl with white hair and green eyes wearing a trench coat and was dragging John Constantine by his sleeve. She grins and introduces herself as Dani with an "i" and that she's John's apprentice.

Dani then spots Who and they immediately do the Spider-man point at the other meme

Who (Danny): you got a trench coat mentor too?!

Dani: Where's your face?!

#dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #danny phantom x dc #the question dc #I want Question and John Constantine to be in the reluctant dad/mentor category #Like they didn't ask to be babysitting half ghost/ half human beings #but they would die before hey would let anything happen to them #Dani pointing at John “this is my pet human I make sure that he eats sleeps and bathes regularly” #John: Dumping a bucket of water on me when I'm passed out on the couch does not mean I took a bath! #Danny pointing at Question: he lets me shapeshift into my no face form and scare the other heroes #Question: he keeps the heroes busy when I'm digging through their garbage

[ariadnesforgotten]

I just... Hate myself so much. It bleeds onto the things around me. Today was hard. Much harder than it needed to be. I'm not meant to be loved. The attention and affection i do get is not only alien, but feels like the universe teasing me. I know it won't go anywhere beside that fleeting moment. But fuck me. I want to die. Kill me. I'm never going to figure this out. I'm never going to be given a chance. I'm not built for me. What a sentence that is. Just let me die.

I stood up and defended a friend from a weird situation on the street the other day. The group was amazed. The trick is hoping to lose. The trick is wanting the end..

I'm in my epilogue and the universe won't let me even think of trying anything else. No new stories. No new connections. No nothing.

#i'm garbage #i'm tired #i'm worthless #epilogue #i'm ready to die #unlovable #depression #kill me

[phantom-shell]

The archivist falls asleep with his eyes open and his assistants are EVIL 

#This drawing took me so long and it looks like GARBAGE i'm so sad rn #the magnus archives #tma #the magpod #the magnus pod #tma fanart #tma podcast #Jonathan sims #Jon sims #Tim stoker #sasha james #martin blackwood #season 1 shenanigans #art #artwork #digital art #my art #fanart

[teaboot]

Can I ask about the « there is a lobster somewhere »? What happened??

Some teenage boys were seen removing a lobster from a tank. Then seen walking around with it. Then walking around without the lobster. Then leaving the property without the lobster

Possibilities included:

Put lobster back (not seen)

Put lobster in backpack (not seen)

Put lobster somewhere 'funny' (possible)

Sad lobster skittering around under a shelf somewhere

I was able to find the lobster in a different tank in the seafood department, and upon the owner's deliberation over whether the lobster was still safe for consumption or if it was now inedible and as such to be 'disposed of', offered to purchase it, if only to spare a living critter the potential indignity of being thrown into a trash compactor, alive OR dead, after all the trouble of being removed from the ocean in the first place.

I don't know what my plan was. I didn't have an aquarium and was not prepared for an immortal pet OR lobstercide, and like. Releasing it into the ocean didn't seem environmentally sound, either.

In the end, it was determined that it was likely still fit for human consumption and moved to a quarantine tank.

Not sure how I feel about that. I grew admittedly a bit too attached a bit too fast

#I actually started crying when they said they might have to toss it #You can't just put a CREATURE in the GARBAGE #AND IT DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG #I can handle death for consumption but for no reason??? #Okay I'm crying again #Fuck

[franzias-cave]

apocalypse poor little meow meow

#baby first animation!!!!!!!! #quality garbage :") #i'm DELIGHTED with myself #alecto #john gaius #tlt art #franzia's art

[trans-cuchulainn]

there is no moral value in reading fast and there's also no moral value in reading slowly. people who read slowly aren't automatically/necessarily reading more thoroughly and thoughtfully than people who read quickly, and at the same time reading is not a race. some people read fast because that's how their brains work; some people read slowly because that's how THEIR brains work. some fast readers are getting deep into analysis and close reading and some slow readers are just along for the ride and not thinking too hard. these are both equally valid and valuable ways of engaging with books

and nobody should shame anybody else for reading slowly but also if i see one more post that suggests people who read quickly only read meaningless garbage (your elitism is showing btw) and lack reading comprehension, i will start blocking people. it's just bullshit, and it's weird judgy bullshit at that. some people have jobs in books where reading hundreds of books a year is part of it. some people are academics. some people are bedridden or isolated and trust me you get through a lot of books when you're stuck in your room alone for days. and some people love the books you consider garbage and they're just having fun passing the time with light fiction that isn't too brain intensive and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that either, because reading can be a form of relaxation and doesn't always have to be an ~intellectual challenge~ to be worth doing, actually

#néide has opinions about books #get to fuck with judging other people for their reading habits in general #also i hate tiktok as much as the next person but when you blanket-trash all popular books as booktok garbage #I'm beginning to think you're just a snob #this was in my drafts so i don't remember what prompted it #but it's true