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silverware-drawer · 6 months

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What the hell is a "cue es em pee"

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🦈 kocwillrock 🔁 philza

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@backflipo-numero-uno please stop impersonating your dead daughter on fucking tumblr and get therapy

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NO LISTEN ITS REALLY HER THIS TIME I SWEAR

🪹 philza

I'm reporting you for your own good m8

🪹 philza

and also because you don't tag the months-old interactions with mariana you keep reblogging and I don't wanna see that shit on my dash lmao

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damn slime your dead daughter knows how to write a banger post

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💣 federation-sanitation-unofficial 🔁 im-the-orb-theyre-always-pondering

💣 2b-or-not-2b

Finally finished the enchants on my scythe. Going to test this shit on a dungeon run will update

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you can come over and test it on me instead if i'm closer. like not in a weird way you can just hit me and I'll tell you how close I am to dying, how much blood I've lost etc

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fuck okay- pac I've been meaning to talk to you about this. Listen.

💣 federation-sanitation-unofficial

you have. . . tendencies

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🔎 cellbo 🔁 peterparkoier

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I hope you enjoy the island.

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FUCK YOU

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wait cellbit is this why your old blog got deleted lmao???

🔎 cellbo

shut up

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I hear you typing guapito don't you fucking dare

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NO MAMES

🔎 cellbo

GOD DAMN IT

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🌸 bagi-the-vegan 🔁 bagi-the-vegan

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this island is so weird why did people seriously consider the disgusting green egg as a presidential candidate

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Nevermind gegg is my son now

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what we need is not government it is true union between the people

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🌸 bagi-the-vegan 🔁 gegg

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yo soy brazil. nosotros somos brazil. We Are Gegg.

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the sun is a false god but a true threat

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gegg

- gegg

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🪹 philza 🔁 philza

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I hope you enjoy the island.

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🔰 etoyless

guys I cant believe it they are introducing dark metal soon its not a lie the admins really said so because otherwise it means they hate me GG woooo good fight i dont have to cry anymore!! well played!!

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etoiles you are going to get banned again stop provoking the feds

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you are right philza because you are the best ok i am never going to spam them again

🪹 philza

Good job I'm proud of you GGs

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ETOILES

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🔰 etoyless 🔁 etoyless

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#qsmp #silverware lore #cuesumblur #tw unreality #silverware's cuesumblur

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mikavlcs · 11 months

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ok I got so late here I swear I got so caught up I'M SO SORRY. Also I read your last Wens piece! I ADORED IT TOO QWJEJWQ AND THE WHOLE CRITICISM PART ABOUT THE POEM? JDJQWJEQJWE I burst out laughing like a fucking idiot and ended up almost throwing my computer to the floor don't ask how. I've been a bit busy but I'll comment and fill your notif thingy with 9219292 notifs soon!

This is to the mf spamming your ask box cause I get lost a few days and when I come back these bitches just-

Listen to me you little motherfucker. You spam again mika's ask thingy trying to be rude or say anything that can be relatively, just slightly offensive or harmful, and I'll locate your little annoying ass all the way to the hellhole you're from, open your chest with my bare hands and use your ribs to carve your insides. And once I'm done, I'll open up that thick, little skull of yours, take your brains out and use them to make a written apology for Mika on your name before I dissolve your body with hydrochloric acid and burn your clothes and stuff. You wanna know something funny? It would only take me a week, at most. With that, there wouldn't be even bones left thanks to the acid. Not a single piece of your little annoying ass left to recognise. We clear bud? we cleAR? because I can be more spECIFIC AND GRAPHIC YOU LITTLE-

(don't take me seriously. not too much at least-)

JQWEJQWJE just kidding. I would never do that. Or would I now? MUAAHAHHAHA

Out of jokes, there's no need to be rude, man. You never have to intend any kind of harm of offense to anyone, especially someone in the internet who hasn't bothered you at all. The worst thing is that you don't even have the face to send the asks personally, you just go full anon, like the little coward you are. Hope whoever you are you stop bothering Mika, put it together and go do something productive instead of wasting your time trying to be an ass, pal.

Btw, howdy! how are things going home? are your electronics still out of danger? I hope they are! c'mon c'mon I feel like I've been away from tumblr for tons of time now, tell me tell me something. Has anything interesting happened in your week? have you eaten something today? what did you have? how was it? how's your writer's block?

PS: the threat above goes for anyone who bothers you aRE WE CLEAR ?????👹👹👹👹👹

(I'm so sorry that meme was just there and JDJQEJQWJEQJEJ I JUST COULDN'T STOP MYSELF FROM DOING IT SORRY)

the way i read this while you’re spamming my notifs 😭🤚 also you threw your laptop on the floor??? lmfao??

SKDHDKEDJDK NOT THE HYDROCHLORIC ACID 😭😭 that’s such a specific and crazy threat…laughing so hard rn (also that whole paragraph had real ghostface tara energy) but thank you<33 they have still not returned so it’s chill 👍

and yes my stuff is still out of danger! nothing explicitly interesting has happened, i’ve mostly been studying for finals next week 💔💔 and i had cereal today, it was good<33 i hope you’re doing good as well despite being busy!

#the way you’re fr one of my favorite tumblr users #i’m also still hoarding that meme ask you sent me LMAOSJSJ #ily fr fr #<333

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lovecorpsfavoriteemployee929 · 1 month

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Hey. Lovecorp™'s advertising specialist here.

INTRODUCTION!

"Oh boy, I totally forgot about this part, Don't mind me wearing pajamas yeah?"

— Julian

"Speaking of which, Hey! I'm Julian Delez, I go by Jules, Lian, Del- whatever. I work at Lovecorp™, And I'm part of the marketing department! I'm employee of the month!"

General questions...

When's your birthday? How old are you?

9/29! And I'm 21, Good to know huh?

Pronouns?

I personally go by he/him or they them! I'm starting to get comfortable with my own skin now.

Nationality???

Filipino! Born and raised in the Philippines!

Why do you wear glasses?

My vision's been blurry ever since I was a kid, not near sighted or far sighted, I genuinely can't see.

Favorite animal?

Ducks! I used to take care of lots of them back home, and they're easy to take care of!

Favorite Food?

Chocolate! 🍫 I may get a toothache for it, but it's all worth it!

Favorite drink:

Mocha! More chocolate, less coffee. What? I'm not as coffee dependent as you think I might be!

What's LoveCorp™?

LoveCorp™ is a company that's directed to romance! Is your wife mad? We've got you covered with flowers and an apology letter! Basically, an all year running valentines business!

RULES

Alright, I'm a mean what I say, say what I mean kind of guy, And that guy also has boundaries:

NSFW! — Wow. Fancy love guy isn't into the not safey for workies. It's tolerated, just don't be incredibly horny about it.

BASIC AND OBVIOUS — don't be rude. Homophobia, racism, sexism or etc.

ASKS — Please be patient when sending in an ask, There could be a chance it hasn't been sent to my inbox or [ADMIN]'s too busy to let me know about your inquiries.

FANDOMS — go crazy. I might know some of y'all.

SWEARS AND SLURS — Don't swear like a sailor, watch your mouth. Slurs? Not tolerated.

ART — I'm breaking the fourth wall, but hey, reposts are appreciated, Credits are VERY essential. You take and repost the art, I'll hide the watermark so that everyone can tell what you did.

LORE — Right, I belong to a universe or something. [ADMIN] told me something called "self-inserts" are fine. Anyway, I'll tell more of myself soon enough.

SPAMMING — STOP IT STOOOOOOOOOO-

DM's — Sorry, I don't respond to DM's. Eh. I prefer open and public conversations.

RP — Private roleplays, sorry, what for? No thanks.

GOD MODE — I'm sorry, I'm just your average joe, I don't know why a god would want something from me.

VENTING — Sorry, I'm not comfortable with heavy topics, But I'm ready to be your shoulder to cry on!

BUSINESS DAYS... — I work a 9 to 5 job. Monday to Sunday (Except Tuesday's.) Visit me if you'd like.

[More rules To Be Acknowledged.]

“See you when I see you!”

- [ADMIN]

#long reads #long post #rules #blog rules #blog #ask blog #lovecorpsfavoriteemployee929 #julianreplies #Julian #oc #oc rp #oc blog

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doki-doki-imagines · 2 months

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Sorry for the absence of "all earthrealmers" mk headcanons but they are pretty long to do and I was a bit drained by...life. Life in general LOL. I'll get back to them soon but meanwhile I wrote stuff with less characters.

I'm also working on a big project right now! Not mk but I hope everybody will enjoy it💕

Also as you've seen I opened a ko-fi. I'll spam it for this month but then I swear I'll stop. Promise!

#chit chat #i'm a bit tired but trying to get back to writing

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kkoongiees · 3 years

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↬ EXO Don’t Fight The Feeling MV » Dance cuts #2

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evevoli · 4 years

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me watching pokemon journeys and pausing every 3 seconds because I cant separate gou and deku's voices yet

#bnha #pokemon #i do this for every anime it takes me like 3 episodes before i can focus properly but dekus my Big Favorite so its w o r s e #help me #ev.post #i swear i'll stop the pokemon spam soon im just (yells)

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ambershadowed-moved · 5 years

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//Excuse the excessive amount of OOC, I hope I can be forgiven since I do have a few ic posts mixed in (aye! I got to a few of my drafts! amazing!) but I want y’all’s opinion on something. Should I post my art (of Varian, obviously) on here? I think I posted like one thing once and it got 0 attention but to be fair it was a weird experimental crossover drawing so *shrug*.

My art skills are still,,, a w.i.p but some of my AU verses (specifically like, the modern AUs) have different designs for Varian and you’re probably gonna want to see that at some point?? But anyway basically just like, reply and let me know whether you want to see my art on here or not!

#beyond the corona walls (ooc)#//i swear i'll stop spamming you guys with ooc posts soon kdjdjdjdjdkfjk #//i still have about five drafts to get to and probably about that amount of asks too so those will be coming at some point soon

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cleverwitched-archive · 6 years

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binx doesn’t have TIME for your shock and horror max

#i'll stop spamming the dash soon i swear #but i'm so happy

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bluecookies02 · 4 years

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When they make you cry

pairings: Hawks x Reader, Dabi x Reader, Bakugou x Reader, Aizawa x Reader, Izuku x Reader, Tamaki x Reader

Tamaki, Bakugou and Hawks are in a female!reader perspective, the rest of them are Gender Neutral

warnings: angst to fluff

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Hawks will get cocky, laughing in your face when he sees your shocked expression.

Both of you were going at each others throats, spitting insults to one another, just your recent daily routine.

Now Hawks knew you were a tough gal, which in his head made it alright for him to strike a really painful nerve into your chest.

As you remained speechless he turned around, a winning smirk plastered on his lips.

Just as he took a few steps forward, sobs wrecked your body as you hid your face in your hands.

"I d-don't think I can take this anymore Keigo" your broken voice reached his ears.

A pang of guilt pierced his chest once he turned around to face you.

He did this. He made you cry. He completely drained your happiness out. He hurt you.

His teeth dug into his lip, his eyes stinging as tears picked at them.

At that point, he didn't give two shits about who's right and who's wrong, his arms reaching for you and wrapping themselves around your shaking form.

He held you there for a while, listening to your cries that gradually turned into soft sniffles against his chest.

"I-" He opens his mouth but his words remained stuck at his throat.

"I don't want us to end..." you mumbled, your own words throwing you into another sobbing fit.

"We won't end here kid, I've got you...shit...I'm a fucking idiot...of course we won't end sweetheart...c'mon look at me" he raised your chin up gently, looking into your red eyes.

"I'm sorry, fuck I'm sorry...not just for today, for every day before this, I-, God... don't leave kid, p-please"

You stared at his face, tears now streaming down his cheeks as his grip on you tightened.

You swallow the lump in your throat, grabbing his hands in yours.

"Something has to change Keigo...I miss you...we've been distant for months. Sometimes you don't even come home to me, do you know how that feels?"

"I know, I know, I swear... I miss you too. I'll tell you about everything I promise. Let's go home please."

You hesitantly nod, putting your heart on the line for the last time.

And now looking back, you're glad you did.

//quirk: flesh manipulation (the reader can manipulate the molecules in a person's flesh just by touching it, making them useful mid-battle to make the other heroes ready to fight again in a matter of seconds, but also making them a threat to their enemies )

If there was one thing he despised about you, it was your guts.

Hell curse him for falling in love with someone so stubborn.

To live through a relationship with Dabi meant that you had to have though skin. You had to be strong enough to bite your cheeks and endure the issues that people in regular relationships never face.

He enters your home, covered in bruises and cuts, asking for your first aid kit.

You sigh to yourself, your usual nagging and yelling never reaching his ears.

You place the first aid kit onto your bedside table, turning your back to him, tiredly walking out of the room.

"Hey-" his voice calls out to you, quiet and confused.

You close the door behind you, making your way to your couch.

One of these days it'll be the last time he walks into your home, the last time you help him clean his cuts and the last time you hear his voice.

The weight of uncertainty pulls at your chest harder with every passing day.

He chose to continue living like this, he is the one that keeps ruining his own life, it's his ambitions that are making you this miserable.

Once he patches himself up, he sits on your bed for a while. Your silance meaning one thing and one thing only. You finally realized how pointless being with him is, you finally got it through your thick skull that he's nothing special to dwell about.

Time passes by quickly, a few hours already gone yet he's still glued to the same spot, not having the strength to leave your room, too scared to face your rejection once he gets out.

He should be happy for you, you won't be hurting anymore, you'll be able to find someone better.

He slowly twists the knob, taking slow steps through your living room.

You are laying on your couch, tear stains on your face and a tissue crumbled in your hand.

His chest tightenes at the sight. You cried yourself to sleep. He wonders... how many times did you cry over him? How many times would you just lay here as he carelessly roamed the streets?

He should leave...he should spare you the pain he brings. You were the only good thing in his life and by continuing this he'll ruin you, piece by piece.

You showed nothing but kindness to him, you made him realize that some people are worth getting close to, you being a hero also making his resolves shake under his feet.

He stretched his arm out to your cheek, careful not to wake you up.

He left a soft kiss to your temple before leaving your house.

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You woke up to a persistent ring of your doorbell.

You felt terrible...your hair was a mess, your nose was all clogged up and your eyes burned from all the crying.

You opened your door with annoyance, mad at whoever decided to burst your sadness bubble.

"Hey doll, I would've let myself in but my hands are kinda busy"

Your boyfriend stood there with a backpack on his shoulder and a carton box in his hands.

"So...do you happen to have a room to spare for a year or two...maybe three?"

You stare in disbelief your hand covering your mouth.

"I know that me being a villain might be a setback but...I got some hair dye? I might even consider letting you fix my jigsaw face."

Your body crashed into his, the box dropping to the ground as you squeezed your arms around him.

Maybe he can make you as happy as you make him.

You knew he was rough around the edges, but you never even imagined that you would be the one his rage would be directed at.

As soon as insults came crashing your way you left the room.

You were just trying to calm him down, placing your hand on his shoulder as you urged him to stop shouting and just let it go.

His rough hands grabbed yours, throwing your hand away like you were a mere fly, his quirk burning your skin.

You tried calling out to him just for him to snap around and scream at you.

Once you reached your dorm tears freely rolled down your cheeks.

You yearned for a normal relationship, longed for some peace and quiet just for a week or two.

Yet you just couldn't let the blonde go, always hoping for some miracle to come your way and take ahold of his ego.

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It's around 2 am and he can't fall asleep for the hell of it.

You're not picking up his calls nor answering his texts and you've been inactive on social media for hours.

Kirishima has been urging him to go to your dorm for two hours already, spamming him massages about him not being manly enough to win you back.

It's not like he doesn't want to, he just has no idea how to. Should he get you something? Get you some food and flowers? Where the fuck can he find all these things at 2 am? Isn't that how people in movies apologize or something...

He hates when you're mad at him, he is scared shitless of actually scaring you off and pushing you away.

A knock at your door snaps you out of your thoughts and a small flame of hope warms your heart for a split second as you make your way to your door.

He's holding a gray hoodie and a pair of bento boxes.

"That's not gonna fix it Katsuki."

"I know shitty woman you didn't even give me a chance to speak!"

You're sure that that's the first time Bakugou said the word "sorry" in his whole life.

The way it rolled off his tongue was shaky but somewhat determined, his hand grabbing ahold of yours gently.

Guilt was evident on his face as he stroked the bandages covering your hands.

"It's not that bad Katsu, and I understand that it was an accident." you mumbled trying to pull from his grip so he can focus on something else.

He grabbed ahold of your wrists, bringing your palms to his lips.

"I'll work on it, I promise. It'll never happen again. I mean it." you just give a soft nod, leading him to the table.

"Good. Now let's eat, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!" you cheered, opening the bentos and stuffing your mouth with rice.

"Y/N...it's 4 am."

"Exactly, now eat, you're not gonna let me eat all of this by myself?!"

For this man, it was close to impossible to make his s/o cry.

He cherishes the relationship he has with you, making you feel special every single day at a time.

So when he sees you crying, he's confused and alarmed.

He reaches for you, trying his best to give you the comfort he thinks you need.

When you push his hands away and scream at him...Oh boy...

He's terrified.

Did he do something? Did he forget your anniversary? Your birthday? Did he eat your snack from the fridge??

You're pulling at the strands of your hair, your head buried into your knees as you sob.

He looks around, eyes widening when he sees a photo of himself and some girl kissing on the screen of your phone.

He wasn't there? He has proof! He was in a meeting! All of his colleagues could confirm that, he just needs you to listen! Please listen to him.

He's talking...blabbering...begging for you to just look at him.

As soon as you look up for a split second, he's hugging you, smothering your face in kisses as you weakly try to push him away.

Finally he leans his forehead against yours, letting out a long sigh of relief when he realizes that you're not crying anymore.

"Please Shouta, please, if you even have any respect for me, don't lie to me." you mumble out coldly, turning your head from him.

"Y/N, I would never, ever do that to you! Never! I love you so much, please, you have to know that, you do know that!"

You're too stubborn, but he calls all of his colleges one by one, putting them on speaker for you, asking about the time of the meeting or details of the meeting and they all have the same answer.

So now, your throat is dry and there's a lump in your throat, guilt eating at you as you try to apologize.

He couldn't give two shits about any of that, all he has to know is that you're okay and that you're still his.

He's not letting you go for the rest of the day, you're wrapped under the blankets with him as he makes sure you never believe the bullshit you see online.

"Sweetheart if I ever cheat on you, that's the day I cut my own dick off and bleed to death."

It makes you giggle and then laugh hysterically and he's just looking at you with the biggest heart eyes 🥺

Izuku would never do anything to make you cry.

He pays attention to every single detail in your relationship and he especially pays attention to your feelings.

What he is really bad at, is taking care of himself.

He doesn't take in consideration how you feel when he comes home all stitched up and tired, or how he stays up late to train and push himself further than his body can take.

However one day, he is exhausted from his training and he barely has any strength left. His phone rings and he is rushing out the door, already panting.

You don't reach him in time to stop him, so here you are, hours later next to his hospital bed.

The villain wasn't too powerful, but his state caused him to pass out in the middle of the bettle field.

As soon as he wakes up, you're yelling at him, but at the same time sobbing against his chest.

"I can't just stand here and watch you hurt yourself Zuku... I can't, I can't, I can't....O-one of these days you're just gonna slip away from my hands, I can't. Please" You're grip on him softens as you loose the strength in your hands.

His arms wrap themselves around you, trying his best not to flinch as you rub against his bandages.

His eyes are watering, realization dawning on him as he holds your tired body against him.

You're right...He sees the state of himself after a lowlife villain with a pathetic quirk sent him into the hospital. He doesn't even want to think about what would've happened if there was someone much stronger out there.

"Hey Y/N...I-...I might take a week off, to rest yeah? Does that sound good?"

You nod, wiping away the tears as you sniffle.

"And you won't be training at night anymore. And you won't be staying up late!" you scold as he rubs your cheeks.

"I won't. I promise." he places a kiss at your temple, pulling you onto the hospital bed next to him.

"Let's sleep for a bit yeah? I might owe you a few hours..."

You're crying, he's crying.

He's down on one knee and he's stuttering, his hands shaking as he hears you cry out a happy "Yes".

He barely gets the ring on your finger, burying his head into your neck as soon as he gets to his feet.

You always thought that he was going to propose to you at home, maybe some homecooked dinner with roses and candles. You didn't mind that option either.

You were surprised that he even suggested a walk in the park.

I mean, it was a really small park with little to no people in the area but it was beautiful nonetheless.

You're all giddy and happy as he takes your hand in his, his eyes always glancing at the ring on your finger.

Once you spot an ice cream stand you leap in happiness, rushing to get ice cream for the both of you.

The lady selling it smiles brightly at you.

"Is that the lucky guy?" you nod grabbing your icecream as Tamaki hides behind you.

"Good job sweetheart, you're making this lady very happy, I can feel it in my old bones" you laugh at her remark as you nudge Tamaki forward.

She hands him his ice cream and winks at him.

He's blushing and thanking the lady before running off to an empty bench.

”He’s a lil’ shy but he's got the spirit” you say to the lady as you rush off to get him.

You take the time to really study the ring, the beautiful blue crystal shining in the sun.

”I...I hope you l-like it...Nejire helped me out. Uhm I probably shouldn't have said that...S-she-"

"I like it Tama...I love it actually" you place a gentle kiss just at the corner of his lips, his hands grabbing your cheeks and kissing you deeply in return.

His cheeks are warm and his lips are slow against yours but you melt against him, letting him place you in his lap.

"Oh my God, I have a fiancé, oh my God, I have to call Mirio and tell him you said yes. You said yes, right?"

You laugh as you shake your head at him, playing with his hair as he fumbles with his phone.

All of the pictures are from the original anime/manga (please do correct me if I'm wrong in the comments below)

The Tamaki one has no angst in it because I had to heal from all of the emotional rollercosters.

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starglitterz · 3 years

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yo hi hello!!

so uh for the 300 followers event-

can i get a chocolate pudding(xiao) with caramel!

(like a modern streamer au can be your game of choice but i feel like xiao would play fps games like valorant)

oh and ignore this if you feel overwhelmed with the request and make sure to take a break and take care of yourself once in a while!!

-Luca hehe

hi !!!! for now i'm doing fine hehe, but thank u luca for being so nice :>

request; xiao fluff, modern streamer au

cw; swearing, mentions of in-game weapons/shooting/killing

please reblog ! it helps a lot :)

xiao.

xiao's catlike amber eyes flicker back and forth from the open corners of the concealed area his character is hidden in to the spike, which is bound to explode anytime soon. "xiao, childe's headed your way, watch out! i'm protecting this sector," hu tao's loud voice booms through his headphones, and he grumbles, "that stupid ginger really can't just leave me alone, can he?" the chat in his stream goes wild to hear the normally calm streamer cursing, and his viewers eagerly spam messages about how excited they are to be impressed by his incredible aim once more.

childe, who's playing as phoenix, rounds the corner, only to be met with xiao, who's already raised his weapon to shoot. without losing a hint of his composure, xiao fires off a couple rounds, and the headshot icon appears in the corner, eliminating tartaglia from the final round. shaking his head, xiao can't stop the small proud smile that spreads across his face, "if tartaglia actually planned where he was going, he might have won." a second later, the word 'victory' is splayed across his screen in muted green tones as hu tao lets out a gleeful cheer, "haha, i killed zhongli! we win!" "good job, hu tao," xiao compliments her, running a hand through his teal streaked hair. the chat seems to be sending messages at the speed of light, all of them claiming they're taking as many screenshots as possible, and complaining about how they wished they were lucky enough to play competition with him.

"do you want to end the stream here?" xiao asks, tilting his head quizzically and looking at the other girl. "yupp, yanfei's already offline too, she said she has work so she won't be able to join us," hu tao pouts. "ah, then i guess we won't be able to play with a full team. so i might just mess around a bit more, practice my aim in death match mode," xiao states, "it's only around 2am anyways." with a wink, hu tao giggles, "xiao, don't you have someone waiting for you~? you should go to sleep too." through his webcam, xiao sends her the most terrifying death stare ever - it's what his fanbase says is strong enough to conquer demons.

"alright, alright, i'll stop teasing you," hu tao raises her hands in playful surrender. with a salute to her camera, she beams, "don't forget to subscribe if you liked the stream! if not, i might have to put you in a coffin~" laughing to herself, hu tao waves at xiao before disconnecting from the call, her webcam in the corner of the screen disappearing. xiao sighs, leaning back in his chair. blowing a few strands of hair out of his face, he says, "that was pretty fun. hope you guys enjoyed it, by the way." he scans over the chat comments, eyes widening as he realises most of them are asking about what hu tao said earlier. "someone waiting for me...? oh. just ignore hu tao, she tends to spout a lot of nonsense anyway," xiao says, although he's unable to look directly at the camera.

'shy xiao?!' the viewers freak out, everyone spamming about how cute he looks. pale pink dusts his cheeks as he prepares to return to the game, "thank you all. but stop it, okay, i've got to focus now." suddenly, a soft knock sounds on the door behind him, and xiao, who is usually as cool as a cucumber, nearly falls off his chair. the chat goes feral, begging people to clip that part, laughing at xiao's antics, and asking if he's alright. someone even sends a donation that reads 'for the hospital bills if ur injured'. xiao straightens up, pretending as if he isn't embarrassed, "thank you for the donation, but i doubt i'll need it. i'm fine. anyways, i have to see who this is, so i'm going to mute my mic and turn off my camera for a while. just wait a couple of minutes, alright?" the next move should have been xiao doing what he said he was going to, but he was so eager to open the door that he didn't click the correct icons properly, ending up with his mic unmuted and his camera left on while he answered. messages in the chat kept going, wondering if it was on purpose, and querying how they should let him know. however, xiao didn't notice, because as one of the most popular streamers on twitch, his chat was always moving at lightning speed.

"xiao~" your voice is drowsy as you shuffle into the room, his hoodie far too big on your figure. xiao swallows, his brain short-circuiting as he takes in how adorable you look, "y/n! are you okay?" "when are you coming to sleep? i miss you," you raise a hand to rub your sleepy eyes, the sleeves of the hoodie covering your fists. xiao's expression softens, the gentle smile he reserves for you and you alone curving his lips, "c'mere. do you wanna cuddle?" you nod once before yawning, prompting him to chuckle softly. ambling over to him, you clamber onto his lap, burying your head in his neck and exhaling a sigh of relief. "sorry for interrupting your stream," you murmur, already feeling slumber overtake you. "don't worry about it, dove. you're more important anyway," xiao states, trying not to blush about your close proximity to him. the two of you have been dating for over a year now, but your touch never fails to get his heart racing as quick as when he first met you. "i've got to continue streaming now, but i'll try to be quiet for you, mmkay?" your only reply is a muffled "okay, love you," as you doze off again in his embrace. with his heart threatening to explode from the tender affection, xiao presses a kiss on the top of your head, "love you too, y/n."

"okay guys, i'm back. hope the wait wasn't too long." he returns to his regular distant streamer façade, pausing when he realises his mic was unmuted. "oh, fuck," the swear escapes under his breath. praying to every deity he ever knew, xiao looks up at the ceiling, massaging his temples, "please tell me you guys did not see or hear that." unfortunately for him, the chat confesses the exact opposite, and they start sending a million questions, causing xiao to groan. sparing a glance to the chat, xiao admits, "this is my significant other, my partner, my other half, whatever you want to call it - we're together, and we've been dating for quite some time now. they don't wish to be known publicly, so please respect their wishes and don't try to find them online." xiao's fanbase was one of the most well-conducted fandoms in comparison to the rest, like childe's, whose chat was constantly filled with barking and bad pick-up lines, so he was hoping they'd behave this time as well. "uh, i'm not really sure what to say here... so i guess i'll just continue playing," he mutters.

for the next hour, xiao continues streaming valorant and interacting peaceably with his chat, albeit in low tones so that you won't stir. and a clip from this stream that goes viral and causes his fans to scream for weeks was of how when someone in the chat complimented you, xiao's grip around you tightened slightly with pride and possessiveness as he smiled, "i know. i'm lucky to be theirs."

quill speaks !

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG KAJDKJAJKD THIS REQUEST WAS SO FUN TO WRITE AND I LOVEEEE IT PLSPLSPLS ITS SO CUTE!??!?!

xiao calling u dove *screams into the abyss*

HELLO THERE R NO WORDS

i am going to cry forever over this its literally my favourite thing ive written pls xiao marry me im RIGHT HERE ARGHHHHH

did i diss the childe stans? yes i did, and i'd do it again ! /lh

ok anyways

i actually have a genshin youtuber au smau coming up soon! possibly in the end of july after i finish all the event requests & my exams SDKSK im super excited, but im not going to tell yall who it's for/what the plot is yet bc its going to be a surprise ahaha >:)

i hope u had fun reading this !

and i also hope you enjoy your stay at quill’s dessert cafe, and do check out the menu if you'd like ! 🍭

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anordinarymuse · 3 years

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hii can u do a cedric x fem!slytherin reader smut please? any kinks are fine ;)

of course hehe. I've never written about Cedric so this is exciting :3 Which is surprising because my love for Robert Pattison is beyond my existence.

hufflepuff.

Cedric Diggory x Slytherin!FemReader

Summary : the good old hufflepuff slytherin relationship drama.

Warnings : dom/sub roles *not explicit* (dom!cedric + sub!reader) unprotected; teasing; fingering; underage; swearing; multiple orgasms; unedited.

Word Count : 702

A/N : cedric requests are/have been open so go crazy !!!

also sorry for the huge spam today i had to organize my masterlist rip.

the masterlist.

request here.

"I don't really think it matters," you grumble, sitting with Draco and Pansy against a tree near the black lake.

"You're kidding, right?" Pansy exclaims, wide-eyed, but her lips are pursed. "You wouldn't actually date a Hufflepuff, would you?"

"No, of course I wouldn't," you argue, feeling your cheeks heat up.

"I would never. Especially imagine sleeping with one of them! They'd be awful in bed, right, Y/N?" Pansy taunts, like you're a dog trying to catch a ball.

"Shut up, Pansy. We all know Y/N and Diggory have something going on," Draco scoffs, he sounds like he's trying to joke around, but his glare is cold like ice.

"I'm not doing anything with Ced- Diggory and I never would or will! He seems like he'd be awful in bed, so whatever," you shout angrily, your nostrils flaring as you speak.

For some reason though, Pansy and Draco seemed to be laughing at you.

"What?" You snap, your arms crossed, feeling the fury rise from your stomach and out of your lips.

"You should be more careful, Y/N, you never know who's listening," Pansy giggles, doe eye-ing something behind you.

You whirl around to see Cedric. As soon as he makes eye contact with you, he marches away. His fist are clenched as he leaves.

Ignoring fucking Pansy and Draco, you run after Cedric. You follow him to an abandoned corridor, he pays no attention to your trailing.

"Cedric! Cedric! CEDRIC!" At the last shout he stops and turns around, his jaw is clenched and his eyes are clouded with hurt.

"What Y/N? Come to tell me that I'm horrible in bed?" He snarls, you expression drops and a feeling in your stomach sinks.

Shit.

So he did hear.

You bite your cheek humiliated about what Cedric had heard, because it was the farthest thing from the truth.

"You know I didn't mean it, Ced. You know it, I'll do anything to make it up to you," you beg, grabbing his hand and squeezing it in yours.

To your shock, Cedric seizes the opportunity of your hand in his, and snatches your wrist, pacing you backward to hit against the wall.

With sudden force, Cedric pushes his lips against yours, as he does you feel helpless, and submerged under his control. This new dominances was fascinating and you didn't want Cedric to stop.

You throw your head back as Cedric's fingers slip under the your panties, feeling for your heat.

"You're fucking wet for a Hufflepuff aren't you Y/N? How embarrassing, is it not?" Cedric whispers into your ear as circles your heat, teasing you to no end.

"I-I'm s-sorry, I a-am," you stutter as Cedric licks from your collarbone to under your earlobe while at the same time pushing in two digits. You moan from the copious amount of arousal.

"You don't seem sorry at all," Cedric scoffs, pumping your heat with a quick pace. You pull up your right leg, raising your knee to Cedric's waist, to bring him as close as possible.

"Y-you're am-am-amazing in b-bed," you pant shamelessly as you feel yourself meeting your limit.

A few more pumps pull you through, but when Ced sticks his fingers in your mouth to suck, and he unbuckles his belt, your excitement heightens. As he pushes into you, you feels that he's hard and pre-cum drips down his dick.

It's not long until Cedric's thrusting into you with your legs straddled around his waist. Your hands intertwine his soft golden brown locks, and Cedric leans his palms against the wall, his arms on either side of your head.

With Cedric pounding into you, lines of attractive moans and whimpers escape your lips. Cedric's grunts as he thrusts, causing you to fall into your euphoria time and time again.

The two of you come at the same time, your walls tensing up before completely relaxing. You can feel the heat of both your juices dripping down your thighs and legs.

"You'd never fuck a Hufflepuff?" Cedric scoffs as you hang limply around his body, doing your best to catch your breath. You're too exhausted to muster out a response, so you happily surrender to Cedric's control.

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jerzwriter · 2 years

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WIP - Delaying the Inevitable

Chapter 29 & future Chapter previews under the break.

Delaying the Inevitable Chapter 29:

"So you're going to meet with him?"

"Yes. With them actually, William and I have a meeting set up, but I'm also speaking with Rep. Kenner. I just want to see if any of it is even worth pursuing."

"That's probably the right thing to do."

"I was wondering... would you consider joining me?"

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Tobias looked at his phone and considered tossing it across the room. That would be one way to get her to stop calling him. Changing his number would be another, and it was starting to sound like a good idea. This was the fifth time she had called in the past 24 hours. What part of I need some time to myself did she not understand? On the fifth ring, he finally picked up. He might as well get this over with.

Upcoming Chapters:

"I can't talk now. I have a patient getting out of surgery in ten minutes, and I need to speak with Dr. Tanaka right away."

"It'll take less than ten..."

"I'll talk to you about it at home tonight."

"OK. Ethan, then I'll speak with you tomorrow after I've had a chance to talk to Tobias."

Tobias turned back from the door. "No, Casey. No need to wait on my account. He's your mentor, right? You may as well speak to him now."

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"Hey, I didn't hear you come in. You're home earlier than I expected."

"I told you, this wasn't a party. I just needed to talk."

"OK. I hope it went well."

"It did. But I need to talk to you. I made a decision.

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"You're bringing Sonia?"

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"I swear to God! I'm beginning to think that the only reason you exist is to destroy my life! Do you have some sort of radar that picks up when I am happy so you can swoop down and fuck it all up?"

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"Why were you on the phone with Tobias?" "Did you tell him?" "No. And neither will you."

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"I need to be honest with you... I promised you that, right?" "Of course, that's what I want." "I heard you. When you were talking to [redacted]. I heard every last word." "Wait... no, no, no. You have to listen to me, it's not what you think [redacted]" "I understand that. I truly do, but I would be an absolute idiot if I ignored it completely."

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"Please! You can't do this to me."

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"We have a lot to discuss. There are a lot of conversations to be had... but not now."

Nope, if the names aren't mentioned, I'm not telling you who the players are. :)

I don't want to spam people, so I'm only tagging those who I know have been reading DTI. If you are not listed here and want to be on WIP Wednesday until the story is completed (soon!) let me know and I will add you.

@annoyingmillenialnewbie @anonymousrookie @barbean @binny1985 @icecoffee90 @jennieausten @kachrisberry @liaromancewriter @schnitzelbutterfingers @secretaryunpaid @socalwriterbee @thegreentwin @toadfrog26 @coffeeheartaddict2 @dorisz @youlookappropriate @rosebudde @larsterz @darkswagamerpiratecowboyclown @potionsprefect

#delaying the inevitable #delaying the inevitable wip #wip whenever

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ray-ray-writings · 3 years

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Oh Ray I have a gift~ Call it a congrats for 1K if you like it hehe (Also I’m just gonna tell you this because it won’t let me send it in and I keep getting an error message but I have a “Ray My Beloved” gif for you 😂) Anyway, there’s a bit of swearing so sorry about that. Idrk why i ended it where I did, but I hope you enjoy! ~Punzo👻

"Boomer can you explain why you're a fucking fan?!?!" I let out a groan and leaned back in my chair. Boomer killed me again. I shook my head and rested it on my hand, staring at my screen deflated. I let my eyes drift over to chat and a tiny grin crossed my face at the spam of kekws. I pulled myself taller and listened as Boomer retorted.

"Shut up your mommy in my bed your mommy in my bed." I rolled my eyes even as my face scrunched up in irritation. I shook my head at his words but ultimately didn't respond. The conversation strayed to a different talk and I mainly sat and listened. I glanced at my chat after a few turns and my eyebrows rose when I saw Punz, I scrolled up to keep track of it and a smile lit up face at his chat. Guys I can confirm, Y/n's mommy is not in Boomers bed. Boomer has no one in his bed. I quickly opened Punz stream and typed out a chat of my own: Chat your streamer is the best, better than all the streamers. I giggled and watched as his chat exploded and a lazy smile crossed Punz face. He leaned forwards and I couldn't help but immediately look at my own chat, anticipating his response. My chat flew by as people started talking about what I said and I focused my search for Punz name, smiling when I caught it again. Chat don't listen to your streamer she's better than me, best streamer Y/n. I giggled again and my face heated up slightly. I moved over to my other monitor with ease, my keyboard clacking softly. Chat Punz is amazing he's the best streamer, so much better than me you should all subscribe because he's awesome. I flicked my eyes up to his facecam, his face was pulled into a happy look of concentration and then morphed into one of utter joy which had me giggling once more. He turned his head and I instantly turned mine, waiting for his name to pop up in the fast going chat. Chat your streamer is too modest to admit that she's better than everyone but she is and you should give her all the subs and follows because she deserves them. I knew my face was burning and I had to take a moment to put my hand to my face at his chat, he was being too sweet. I moved to type in his chat but suddenly my eardrums exploded. "Y/n stop flirting with Punz and play your fucking turn!"

"O-oh shit. Uh, sorry guys." My face was beet red now and I hastily rolled. I was burning and a part of me wanted to hide my face or shut my camera off. As soon as my turn ended I gently pushed away from my desk and brought my knees into my chair. I pressed my lips against my knees and I knew my embarrassment coated me still. A slow smile came onto my face as I thought about why I was embarrassed and I rolled my lips together to stop it. I took a breath in and rolled back to my computer. I glanced at my second monitor contemplating before I decided to say fuck it. Whoops guys flirting with your streamer got me in trouble, guess I'll have to stop so make sure to sub in my absence! My blush faded and I let my lips quirk, satisfied. I watched as Punz looked through his chat before he found my message and a bit of red rolled onto his cheeks. I tried not to let my smirk show from the reaction. For the rest of the game I ignored Punz and winked at my camera when he started whining about it. The game continued regularly other than that, so when my chat suddenly sped up I rose my eyebrow and looked at it, seeing all of the talking about Twitter. I was intrigued so I opened my phone to see a notification from Punz. Y/n flirt with me please 🥺❤️. I couldn't help the laugh that erupted from my chest and shook my head. I looked on Punz stream that I hadn't ended up closing to see a shit eating grin on his face that I scrunched my nose at. I pinched my lips together to lessen my smile as I started typing. Wow guys your streamer is so desperate for my attention! I wonder if I should give it to him? I let out a hum of laughter and went back to paying attention to the game, but barely two seconds had passed when Punz shouted. "Yes!"

"What? What are you talking about?" Everyone besides me question him, confused, but I just sat there dying. I curled back into my chair struggling to breathe as I brought my hand up to my face. I looked up to see a red blush painted across Punz's face as he hurried to explain.

"Y/n's been ignoring me and she asked my chat if she should stop and I said yes!" I practically snorted at his words and laughed harder as his head turned to the monitor I assumed I was on. He let out a quiet huff as his face heated further before an almost imperceivable smile crossed his face.

Hey bestie? HEY BESTIE?!?!? I cannot do this today!!! The way I was tearing up in the beginning at your sweet words and then instantly began laughing at Boomer’s “Your mommy in my bed”. This was so so so so cute and amazing and I do not deserve you! I love this so much and I love you so much Punzo 👻!!! Thank you so much for your sweet words and for sharing this amazing master piece!!

#ray responds #punzo👻 anon #mcyt #mcyt imagine #mcyt x reader #mcyt drabble #punz imagine #punz #punz x reader #punz drabble #ray cries a little bit #ray is spoiled

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dumbasscorn · 3 years

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Exothermic - chapter twelve

Amalthea vs The Game

"Thea, my dear niece. Is Harry corrupting your young, innocent mind?"

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The dullness of school after Trevor stopped showing up was quite a shock to Amalthea. He no longer texted her every twenty minutes, disrupting her from tedious work and begging for attention.

Which had resulted in her phone being confiscated and held until the end of the day more than once, only to retrieve it once again to see a spam of messages. They all were along the lines of asking if she died, and if she did, to then come back alive because Trevor hadn't yet had the time to call a witch.

It was nearly two weeks since Amalthea last received a text from Trevor. Jackson fell into a bit of a slump, whining to the girl about not having his best friend to mock teachers with. That being said, Jackson King took it upon himself to uphold the responsibility of being the nuisance in Thea's life, stating that it is necessary until Trevvie (as he so happily nicknamed the missing boy) came back to fill his duty.

Amalthea was not happy with her predicament. Trevor Uley better be cured of his illness and get the hell back, or else she was going to snap a neck.

It was Friday afternoon and Jackson, as they pushed through seniors to get to the exit, was pestering Amalthea. The soccer player was moping on about how Trevor wouldn't be there to see him play -and that she should feel really, really bad for him cause it sucks a lot- as Thea focused in on the rock music playing from her right headphone.

"If I say I'll go, will you leave me the fuck alone?" She finally snapped, clenching her teeth together. Widening his gray eyes, Jackson jumped up and down, "Oh my god, yes! Can't believe you cracked-- only took two weeks." He pretended to wipe sweat off his forehead, sighing in relief. Amalthea ignored him, giving no indication that she was listening to a single word he spoke.

After arriving home -not without the silent, weird car ride, of course!- Amalthea tossed her body onto the comfortable cushions of the couch. Her eyes were closed in comfort when she heard chortles of laughter, disrupting the small moment of bliss. A manly voice, that she had grown accustomed to, called for attention.

"Rough day there, bud?" Charlie asked with humor laced in his voice.

"Oh, absolutely. Uley was a no show again-- it's getting a bit annoying having to deal with his child alone. Dumb-dumb annoyed his way into making me say I'd go to his game, which is going to be boring by the way, and Uley is gonna pay for this one. He owes me big time." Amalthea droned on, not noticing the other man sitting at the kitchen table listening to her vent.

"Woah. You, Amalthea Rue Swan, are going to an actual high school event? Unheard of. Revolutionary!" Charlie gasped, hand on his heart.

Thea waved an arm around her head. "I know! A tragedy. Mortifying. Gonna hate every second of it. Honestly wish I wasn't an awesome, amazing, beautiful, hilarious, enigmatic person. Maybe then people wouldn't beg me to do such mundane things, like watching dudes kick a damn ball around a field."

"Gross. Good luck though. Gonna need it with that attitude!" Charlie pointed at her, "How're you getting there? Someone gonna pick you up, or what? I'd take you, but Harry and I are going back to fish again. We're gonna have a fish fry soon and you need fish to do that." He smirked, finally bringing her attention to the man next to him.

Amalthea snapped her head up, eyes meeting those of Harry Clearwater's, whose eyes were riddled with mirth as he looked at the girl on the couch.

Finally realizing that her uncle was not the only person in the room, Thea smiled brightly at the man. "Charlie's fishing friend! How're you doing? Catch any fish without Charlie? Man probably wards them off with his corny ass jokes."

"Language!" Charlie called from the fridge, not bothering to defend his jokes.

Harry hid his laughter and winked at the teen, who still laid on the couch with her head now resting on the ledge. Wanting to gossip about her uncle, Amalthea maneuvered herself into a sitting position, perched on the edge of the seat. "So, what's Uncle Charlie like with friends? Are his jokes still dumb? Wait- does he curse a lot? Tell me, tell me, tell me." Thea egged him on, watching as he walked over and took a seat aside her.

The man whispered back, just as quietly. "Actually quite the sailor mouth, that one's got. I swear, I'm not lying!" He swore, once the girl began to look at him in disbelief.

Charlie walked in on the elder man and his teenage niece whispering to one another, laughter sounding from the both of them. After overhearing Harry tell the girl a story about how Charlie once drank a bit too much as they were watching a baseball game and fell face first into the mashed potatoes, the uncle felt the need to interrupt.

"Thea, my dear niece. Is Harry corrupting your young, innocent mind?" Charlie questioned, breaking the two apart by placing his hand on Thea's head and pushing her away.

Amalthea gasped, "Uncle Charlie! How dare you assume such dastardly things! We were just talking about what out favorite flavor of cake was! Tut-tut! Always assuming the worse, you are." The girl shook her head in shame, knocking Harry on the elbow so he did the same.

The man next to the girl nodded in agreement, adding a "I would never!" to back his argument.

After listening (and ignoring) Charlie's lecture about the animals in the woods and how to steer clear from them, Thea nudged her way out of the front door, walking back to the school she escaped from some hours ago. Asking Bella for a ride was definitely not an option. She just barely avoided that mess when she told Charlie that she did not want to bother her cousin.

'Uley owes me mega. There's no way in hell he gets to skip and stay home, and I have to freeze my ass off through a game!' Thea thought, tugging her sleeves further down.

Ignoring the rustling of leaves and trees, Amalthea trudged her way to the bleachers.

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