#I'll fix it later stfu

[joestvr]

༺✮ atashi no kimyona jinsei // あたしの奇妙な人生 ✮༻

༺✮ summary: five years after the fall of diavolo, you, y/n romano, who was sent away to japan at 11 to further your studies—find the courage to come back to naples after living out your schoolgirl & gaijin university student facade in morio-chou to see how your clan’s worsened—as well as become the “donna” of your father’s gang, il terrore, while your older brother is the real leader behind the scenes, just using you as a front. with plans to murder your clan, you seek the particularly handsome young don of passione for friendship. with your tyrant father’s intervention, your friendship with the don turns to something you never saw coming.

★ 1 // il terrore ★ 2 // bella

You awoke that morning to something warm and large beside you. When you opened your eyes, you realized it was Vince sleeping soundly with you. You hit him.

"Vince!" You yelled. He flinched.

"Ugh, Y/n..."

"Get the hell out of my bed!" You took your pillow and started hitting him with it.

"Jesus, okay, I'm leaving..."

"How perverted are you?! Idiota!"

"Sorry!"

You sighed loudly and rubbed your face, getting up to take a shower.

You got out, fixed your hair, did your makeup, and put your outfit on.

You pulled on your black, leather Prada calf boots with a 3 inch platform heel. "Alexander!" You yelled.

"Alexander!"

No response. "Alexander!"

You screamed with annoyance. "Ughhh!"

You stormed out your room and into Alexander and Alima's. You could tell they were naked. "Ew!"

"Y/n!" Alexander woke up and shouted.

"Get up!" You said even louder.

"Shut the fuck up! Get out!" He pointed to the door.

★★★★★★★★★

Trish was sitting at the dining table with the gang eating breakfast when she heard her phone buzz, and she had gotten a text.

g morning, cant wait 2 c u. lets go out. xo y/n <3

She smiled to herself reading the text, typing her response.

morning babe, eating brkfast w the guys... will be hella hard to escape them agh! meet u in 25 @ plaza? xo trish.

She waited for your reply and her cell phone buzzed again.

omg v is such a piece of shit guess where i found him

She chuckled a little to herself.

in ur bed again? lmao he alwys wants 2 sleep w u

shut up! its not even funny anymre hes totally a douche. fking bozo i swr

She laughed a little more.

stfu hes ur bsf. cut him sum slack babe

ok i gtg... alx is yelling at me. c u in a bit x

x luv u bye

Her smile faded when she realized everyone had stopped eating from their plates and were looking at her dead in the eye.

"What?"

"Who were you texting?" asked Mista.

"Why do you care? Pipe down." She scoffed and rolled her eyes.

She rook her last sip of her coffee and stood up.

"Trish, where are you going?" asked Bucciarati.

"I'm going out."

"To see who?" questioned Fugo.

"My friend! What is wrong with all of you?"

"We just want to keep you safe, Trish, calm down." said Giorno.

"Too many scumbags walking the streets. You never know what could happen." mumbled Abbachio.

"Trish is not sneaking around with some guy, everyone. Please." Spice Girl suddenly appeared beside her, reassuring the group.

"Bucciarati, can I have some money?" Trish asked nicely, looking at him, puppy eyed.

"For what?" said Abbachio bitterly.

"I'm going shopping."

"Sure, Trish," he pulled out his wallet and gave her fifteen 10,000 lira bills, "spend it wisely. Have fun, be safe."

She snatched the money with a smirk. "I'll be back later." She kissed his cheek.

"Don't forget you need to be here to come with Giorno to see that guy with Il Terrore at 4!" said Fugo as she picked up her bag and walked out.

She arrived and stood in front of the Prada store, waiting for you.

When she spotted you, her face lit up with delight and she ran to you, jumping into your arms. "Y/n!"

You hugged her tightly and spun her around. "Trish!"

"I missed you so, so much, Y/n. You have know idea how things are without you. I'm so happy." She kissed your cheeks and you did the same.

"Your hair is so pink, and longer!" You ran your fingers through her hair, amazed.

"You haven't changed one bit. You look super sexy though." She grinned.

"Please, look at that body of yours! Too gorgeous."

She linked her arm into yours and walked into the Prada store.

"I saw this bag in a- a maga— a magajin- sorry, magazine."

"Your Japanese accent is insane now, Y/n. The Don will be amazed. Did you know he's half Japanese?" She said.

"No, he's not. I heard he has golden, flaming hair like the morning sun, and bright green eyes."

"That's true. He's really tall too, he grew so much since the first time I met him."

"How tall?" You were eager to know; you love taller guys.

"He was 170cm 5 years ago, now he's 195cm. Bulked up a lot since then."

"You're kidding! That's so hot!" You became happy.

"Ha. He's so handsome, every girl from every family wants to marry him."

"You don't like him?" You turned to her.

"Not at all, to be honest. He's like my brother."

"You're living with all those hot men and not interested in any of them? Huh." You raised an eyebrow.

She blushed and looked away, "Narancia, on the other hand..."

You gasped, "You have a crush!"

"He's so cute... like really cute."

"Zaaaaamn, I see you." You smirked.

"I guess. I want to buy this for Bucciarati, look." She picked up a black leather belt with the Prada Milano logo engraved on the buckle.

"Get it."

"Okay," she waved over an associate, "wrap these up for us, and send them to the front."

The person nodded and took the items you and Trish wanted to purchase to the register. You walked with her there and pulled out your money, but she did as well.

"Trish, please let me pay."

"No, Y/n, please let me pay."

"Trish."

"Y/n."

"Trish, let me pay."

"Y/n, I'm paying. End of story."

You rolled your eyes and put your money away, "Fine. You win."

She got the bags and handed one to you, smiling.

"Thank you, Trish."

"No problem, Y/n." She wrapped her arm around you as you walked together.

"Hey, why don't you give Vince a chance? I know how much he loves you."

"Ugh, as if!" You said, "I really tried, you know. His pride won't allow him to actually be committed to a relationship with someone like me. I love him a lot but I don't want anything long term."

"But if he wasn't the way that he was and he really wanted to haved something with you..." She raised her eyebrows.

"No, I wouldn't."

She furrowed her eyebrows. "Damn, okay then."

"But the thing is, I have to be married with a kid before 25," You frowned, "Guys don't like me."

"Girl, I can see at least 15 men looking at you as we pass by. Look, that guy riding a bike just crashed into a trash can, he's looking right at you." She laughed.

You looked over and saw a man laying in a pile of trash cans staring at you with bliss on his face.

"Yeah, but who's going to truly love and embrace me? With the way my mom was treated by my dad and how I was raised... I've lost all hope."

"I think you'll like the Don, Y/n. I think you'll really like him." She squeezed your arm and smiled at you.

"Sure I will..."

Trish looked down at her watch. "Look, it's already 3. I need to head back before everyone gets suspicious..."

You kissed her cheek again and nodded.

"See you later, Donna." She teased, waving then walking off.

★★★★★★★★★

You were sitting at your vanity, putting on lipstick when your stand, Cheri Lady decided to appear.

"Are you seducing him or making a deal with him? Yare yare... Such a temptress." She mocked you, crossing her arms and leaning against the wall.

You had gained Cheri Lady as a result of your mother's death 8 years ago, your father had stabbed you with a Stand Arrow in a sorrowful rage.

Cheri Lady can steal a stand and/or its ability with just one touch and can recall its power at any given time. For example, since you had once temporarily stolen a stand with a healing ability, you could recall the stand and heal yourself without a problem. But you mostly use her to induce hallucinations on enemies, which works without even having to take their ability.

Another thing your stand is capable of is extreme physical power... Think: Star Platinum meets Spice Girl.. Kind of.

As well as tremendous raw power, Cheri Lady benefits from your negative thoughts and give rude commentary about you and the way you live your life and constantly criticize you...But she only says what you think-- She's just a manifestation of your conscience.

"Damare, Cheri Lady." You touched up your eyeliner and powdered your nose a little.

"You look like a prostitute, Y/n, what the hell are you wearing?"

"Leave my sight!"

"Hmph, as you wish, Y/n-sama." She said sarcastically then disappeared into your body.

You checked the time, put on your shoes, and rushed downstairs. "Vince, Alima! Let's go!" You shouted, picking up your keys quickly.

They rushed downstairs and everyone was out the door. Vince was wearing all black suit with no tie, his chest showing through his unbuttoned collar shirt. You tried not to laugh at him.

Alima was wearing nearly the same thing as you except her shirt was red.

You could feel anxiety creeping up but took a deep breath, seeing the beautiful riverside view from outside the restaurant, and you spotted that golden blonde hair. You rushed over.

"Ciao, Don Giovanna. Romano Y/— I mean, Y/n Romano." You held out your hand, but a man with purple hair and lipstick blocked you from doing so.

Everyone gasped. You could see Trish standing beside Giorno warily.

She's... a woman?! Everyone thought in their minds.

"Abbachio, please," Giorno muttered. He scowled and moved.

You were taken aback at the Don's beauty. He was... gorgeous.

Giorno bowed slightly, taking your hand into his and kissing your knuckles, then gesturing for you to sit down. "Please, sit down, bella."

You smiled softly and sat down. "You've got quite the personal guard here, Don Giovanna."

"It's Giorno, but please, call me GioGio. Rolls off the tongue nicely, don't you think?" His charms and politeness were getting to you. You were allured.

"Alright then, GioGio..."

"Can I call you Bella?" He asked.

"Sure." You nodded.

"Get on with the deal already! I don't have all day." said Abbachio, irritated.

Giorno shot him a sharp glare.

"May I know the names of your men?"

"Trish is here too, you know." He pointed her out. "She's my best friend, like my sister."

"Hey, bitch." She scoffed fakely. Everyone gasped again.

"Hey, ugly." You grinned and she put a hand on your arm playfully.

"I'll ask later..."

"Anyway," he put his hand on the shoulder of a man with a bob cut, wearing an expensive suit, the belt Trish bought for him visible, "This is my consigliere, Bruno Bucciarati."

He looked down and kissed your hand tenderly, "Pleased to meet you, Donna."

You smiled. "How charming..."

Giorno felt a pang of jealousy in him, then spoke again, putting his arm around the one in the beanie, "My caporegime, Mi—"

"Guido Mista. Head of Execution. Didn't know there would be such a pretty face running Il Terrore. Bellissima." He pushed Giorno aside and kissed your hand. Giorno's face twitched.

Narancia pushed Mista and kissed your hand as well. "I'm—"

"Narancia Ghirga," You interrupted warmly, squeezing his hand.

"Eh? How do you know who I am?" He questioned.

You looked at Trish, then back at him and winked without a word.

Fugo quickly shoved Narancia aside, cursed at him, then bowed formally, taking your hand and kissing it. "Pannacotta Fugo. Head of intelligence. It's an honor to meet you, Donna."

"Wow! So polite~" You teased slightly, smirking. You pulled away and looked up at the purple haired man. He was just standing there, looking at you angrily.

You maintained your expression and looked up at him, holding out your hand. He crossed his arms, your charms clearly not working its magic on him.

You felt a little discouraged, retracting your hand then turning to Giorno again.

He swallowed dryly then spoke up. "S-So, may I know the names of your friends here as well?"

"Yes," you directed your hand to Vince, "Vincenzo Sayyid, my capo."

"Ciao." He said.

You then looked at Alima, "Alima Dokhtari, my sister in law. She runs the treasury and whatnot."

"Glad we can meet like this, Don Giovanna." She smiled polite.

"So, Bella, I just want to be up front... Are you sure you are willing to give me everything you've offered?" He asked tentatively.

You took a sip of wine. "Yes, would you like me to give or take a few rekuwiam— Excuse me, Requiem arowszu— Arrows? Sorry," You put your hand on your chest and cleared your throat, "Tasuketekure..." You muttered to yourself.

"Nihongo de hanishimasu ka? Sono accento..." He grinned.

Your eyes widened. "Kimi wa.. nihonjin desu..ka? Maji de?"

Bucciarati and others looked at each other with confusion at the sudden language change.

He laughed and shook his head, "Iyaa. Hafu desu. Boku no oka san wa nihonjin desu."

"Sou desu ne.. Subarashi desu. You don't look half Japanese at all." You were in awe.

"Haha, I get that a lot. Anyway, about the deal..." He went quiet as a waiter approached with the bottle of wine.

"Can I refill your glasses?" He asked. Giorno nodded and put out his glass.

"Sir, do you allow smoking out here?" You asked as he poured the wine in your glass.

"Yes, go ahead. I'll bring you an ashtray."

You took out a cigarette and stuck it in your mouth, Cheri Lady appearing for a split second to light it with a flick of her finger. You pretended to not notice.

Giorno was stunned. Bucciarati looked at the men beside him in shock.

You turned your head away and blew smoke out your mouth, mindful of Giorno.

"So, as I promised," you said, "your 10 million lira," Vince opened a briefcase and the cash was seen in there, "your stand arrows," another briefcase opened, showing the arrows.

Giorno, utterly appalled, could not find any words.

You were insanely beautiful. He was allured, enchanted. Blood rushed to his face and it reddened.

"GioGio?"

He snapped out of his daze and nodded, "Er, y-yes. Everything looks perfect, Bella."

"Are you sure you don't need anything else? I can add an extra 5 million—"

"No, I insist. You've offered more than enough. I'm grateful you are willing to give all of this to Passione." His expression lightened with gratitude.

"If that's what you wish." You said, taking a drag from your cigarette, holding it between your fingers.

He noticed your almond shaped nails were painted nearly the exact same red as the wine. Must reflect off of your personality...

"Can we please get to the topic we discussed, Giorno?" asked Fugo condescendingly.

"Uh... Yes." He said.

You looked at him with curiosity.

He cleared his throat and your eyes met. "There has been an issue in our community regarding traitors."

You abruptly coughed smoke out of your mouth. "I-I'm sorry?"

"Y/n, forgive me if I'm being insensitive, but there have been various punks caught with kilo after kilo of drugs claiming that they're from Il Terrore... and that you put them up to this."

Vince suddenly gasped loudly and yelled out, "What an outrageous claim! Y/n—“

"Vince!"

"Y/n, what is this absurdity?! No such thing is happening in—“

You breathed in shakily, trying not to lose your temper as you slammed your hand down on the table.

"Vince, if you don't get the fuck out of my face and let the Don talk, I'm going to punch you." You murmured calmly, looking away from him.

He backed away slowly and Alima scowled, grabbing his ear, pulling on it while hitting him.

You sighed, putting out your cigarette bud. You put a hand over your mouth with humiliation, then lit another cigarette.

"I'm so sorry about him, GioGio, he has no manners whatsoever," you inhaled, "But as for such claims... They are all completely false. Drug dealing of any kind has been prohibited since the founding of Il Terrore, even during my father's reign... and I'm sure you've heard of his tyranny."

Giorno was internally giggling and kicking his feet, he knew he was in love already. He was blushing and staring deep into your eyes.

"I do hope you'll believe me, Giorno."

He smiled wide and nodded, "Of course, gorgeous."

You cracked up a little as Abbachio smacked the back of his head.

"S-So, um, I was thinking..." His voice trailed, and he was turning red like a tomato.

"What the Don wants to say is we were discussing going on a mission early tomorrow morning to confront some people holding drugs in their storage spaces." Bucciarati continued, standing behind Giorno and putting his hand on his shoulder.

"Sure." You said, then stood up as he did.

"I'll see you tomorrow, GioGio." You smirked softly and leaned in to kiss his cheek.

Giorno was speechless as he watched you walk away.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo #jojos #ok #giorno giovann #jjba giorno #giorno giovanna x reader #giorno x reader #giorno giovanna #jjba golden wind

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - him asking you out on a date

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pov: how i think justin would ask you out on a date in headcanons format?? i didn't want to make it an imagine because i already have one in the way who's going to be like this format :) so yeah, hope you guys don't mind too much

warning: none

type: wholesome

member: justin phan

justin don't ask for date

literally he doesn't

he said it multiples times that he don't really do that UNLESS the person is looking like Beyonce or someone like that?

he was doing his grocery shopping with the boys when you came into the supermarket

and let's say... you caught his attention!

he's lucky he wasn't filming a youtube video because this man was in awe

he couldn't help it but look at your pretty face

he found you so pretty

the others boys saw how his face changed and smirked to him

"she's your type jp?"

"what? no! shut up you guys! she might hear us"

"you're in awe, my dude.."

"stfu! i'm not in awe! i'm just surprised, okay? she's not even my type-"

"so you wouldn't mind me going asking for her number?"

"regie, if you do that, you're fucking dead"

"too late, i'm going"

regie know what he was doing ;)

justin took his arm and went to you (he didn't know reg' was just trying to make him react so he could go to you and ask for your number..)

justin groaned and went to you before his best friend could do

he was so nervous and stressed :(

"hi.." he said quietly to you

"hi.." you replied

he looked at the food and looked back at you and looked at his friends who were giving him thumbs up meaning that everything will be okay and that he could do it

"hey, hum... i think you're very pretty and hum.. i wanted to know if you were single? i mean, if you want to exchange numbers.. well, are you single? wait, but maybe you're in a relationship, and... aah fuck, i'm rambling, i'm sorry"

you laughed at how cute he was

justin couldn't help himself

YOU WERE SO PRETTY??

"to reply to your questions, it's a yes and a yes."

I SWEAR. this man blushed.

his smile went so big like literally-

AUFEHUFEUUG HIS SMILE OH MY GOSH

"t-that's awesome! hum.. i'm justin, by the way! what's your name?"

"i'm y/n."

he smiled nervously and looked into your eyes.

"that's a really pretty name you got. "

you guys exchange numbers and before letting you finish your supermarket shopping, he smiled and felt less nervous then before

"hum.. i'm going to text you later! if that's okay?"

"perfect, i'll wait for your text!"

he smiled and went back to the boys who were trying to act they didn't observed him during the whole time.

"and???" sebastian asked "d'you have her number, bro?"

"i got her number!"

"knew it. you just needed someone to make you go do it"

"yeah.. i guess so.. thank you regie."

"anytime, bro"

hope you guys liked it!!

taglist (open! please send a request if you want to be in it and not in my taglist because it have a problem rn and i'm trying to fix it) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf

#headcanons #headcanon #northstarboys #nsb #north star boys #justinphan #justin phan #jp #jphan #him asking for a date #date headcanon

[cybernetic-burns]

HELLO. THIS IS JUST A TEST- THIS IS ONLY.... A TEST.

This is a System Blog for @codeopathy. We have a BYI and DNI pinned there but will be restated here WITH some specific system things. (Before I forget, icon is by twitter user VidaFlower42 and banner by Cruormor (with twitter linked)

System name is Cybernetic Burns, Body is 19, He/They, and has a lot of interests.

Sources include Vocal Synths, SCP, OC/Brainmades, and some unconnected sources (meaning there's only one introject/dormant alters in them)

We do not allow for Endo Neutral or Pro Endo people to follow us. Please DNI if you are such OR believe you are Endogenic/Neurogenic/Have Tuplas and whatever nonsense there is now. Repeat DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE ENDO NEUTRAL OR PRO ENDO.

Tags will be #cbs intro for any alter who wishes to introduce themselves, #cbs (emoji) will be for alters who wish to tag a reblog or text post as theirs. #cbs collection will be for reblogs a system member finds that's interesting/relatable. and uh #cbs asks for asks we get.... somehow.

Below is a byi and dni. Please read. ty.

BYI AND DNI FROM GENERAL BLOG LINKED HERE APPLIES. BELOW WILL BE A SYSTEM SPECIFIC BYI AND DNI.

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BYI...

We do not believe in Endos (if not made clear above) BUT we will not argue on them or other discourse. If we are dragged into syscourse over anything (such as self diagnosis, if fictives are their sources, and other numerous examples) then we will block all parties. That's final and your only warning.

We also have "controversial" sources. (For example: we have fictives based on reuploaded songs by producer "Ghost and Pals") They are not their source as no alter is their source. But they may seek out sourcemates. This does not mean they believe they or others are their sources- but rather they wish to find a basis in which to form a common ground on. Do not fucking harass them. Period.

When we do decide to do sourcecalls, it's NOT to seek anyone specific out on memories or whatever. It's just to find a common ground to start a possible friendship. We will not stay friends with a person if we find we cannot interact as well beyond the system aspect. Our mental disorders can define us but they are not our personality traits (haha personality cause did used to be called mpd oh stfu code /silly)

We also do not try to interact with controversial blogs or blogs that are considered "problematic". If we do, please tell us privately and we will fix our mistake.

We also follow from our main. Sorry.

DNI...

Anyone who violates our original dni/byi.

Anyone who will actively harass or belittle us for being Anti Endo

Anyone who idolizes / tries to befriend introjects just for their source

Similarly, if you believe introjects ARE their source

Are a singlet trying to befriend systems just for a benefit

Anyone who's only interested in romantic source calls (which we will never do fyi)

People who believe in alter race, alter disability, etc (That's fucking weird. Don't claim shit the body doesn't have.)

Anyone against littles/age regressors

Anyone who demonizes Prosecutors (Such as they are evil or whatever- boo half the system identifies with the label.)

Believe system roles r a heirarchy or anything similar (such as Host over everyone else) and try to enforce it.

Censoring medical terms (like dormancy, integration, etc)

And anyone who tries to cause fights with us in general.

I may not have listed many good ones but I did try. I really did. anyways that's all. I'll make some intros later once more alters finally front lol.

#cbs intro #((just inital now for sys tags for mainstream)) #system intro #traumagenic only #system info #introject #fictive #anti endo #anti endogenic #endos dni #osddid

[nathank77]

4/18/24

8:32 p.m Edited

So I just took a shower and earlier than normal since two out of 4 of my heart palpitations started right after a late night shower. Maybe I panic about the ocd and stuff idk... all I know is this was all after/during psychosis and more prevalently after Methimazole.

My car key the part that hooks to the key chain is broken and my car key keeps falling off my lanyard. I just used super glue hopefully that solves the issue.

I bought super glue specifically for my sun visor that got damaged when I did my wind shield... but I still haven't used it on it bc I haven't had the time. It was a good investment. I fixed my Beau glasses and I think my car key will be fixed soon even though there is paper glued to the top of it now. I'll show pictures later I put a lot on it. I can't afford to lose my car key. I do not have a spare and I may drill a hole into it but I'm scared I'll mess something up internally inside of it. Like some chip or something but my car is a 2000, I can't find any information on if there are internal components..

Anyways, since I'm going to lens crafter Saturday, and unfortunately I know I'm not going to be able to afford glasses from them or bjs. I might just throw in the towel after.

I mean the only semi comfortable pair I have is the Aron with the girly geometric pattern. If I am out and I get my lens dirty or something, I got to shove my head into my beaus or the studios. And I hardly think any of these frames are worth the money to get the focal point right.

I mean bjs is going to be like 140$..... if they are even willing to use a frame from elsewhere. I'm thinking a lot of places willing to do it with plastic lenses and anti-reflective lens coatings that are baked on instead of dipped (dipped causes flaking/peeling) will likely be over 100$... and if the frame isn't worth investing in, what's the point?

If lens crafters is a bust, sure I'll call a few places for cost of lense replacement instead of just giving up but I mean- I don't need glasses. That's kinda a lie but they are nerdy. They are proven scientifically to be less attractive. And If you disregard all of that.

NONE OF MY FRAMES FIT RIGHT

AND THEY ARE EXPENSIVE, VERY VERY EXPENSIVE.

I'm thinking as a poor guy with marginally bad eye sight... I mean I don't go to malls a lot or anything and the street sign names/businesses in big letters aren't that important, I may be better off taking them off and only wearing them when I drive at night even though my glasses don't really help with my astigmatism but they make the whole night driving experience less shitty.

The worst part about my vision is my astigmatism. And I mean I could adapt... sorta. My eye sight won't get worse if I ditch the glasses bc of cost....

My Eye sight could get a lot worse if I wear glasses with the focal point off with an astigmatism...

And idc what my eye doctor said- i absolutely do have an undiagnosed astigmatism in my right eye. And if I don't- my glasses lens poor focal point is giving me one. I got to test it at night with my right eye opened only and see without my glasses but with my glasses I have astigmatisms in both eyes.

I could very well be worsen my vision everyday I wear online glasses.

And it's not my fault frames from stores are over 100-200$ and then lenses are over 100$.

My insurance paid 26$ for my glasses 2 years ago and if I wanted anti-reflective which would have made them wearable and not cloudy I would have had to pay 80$ out of pocket. Not to mention they were tight and uncomfortable anyways.

In a perfect world, I'd get glasses made right for my eyes. Get another eye exam to determine if my right eye has an astigmatism or if it's just the focal point being off... and I'd get one or two pairs with insurnace incase I break them.

I'd wear them everyday and finally STFU about my glasses fit/focal point/comfort and I'd forget I was wearing them and just see normally.

This isn't a perfect world. There is about a 99%, chance I'm ditching my glasses bc my off focal point could be causing a fucking astigmatism in my right eye. The blinder I get the worse the script and the MORE EXPENSIVE IT BECOMES.

All I know is I'm putting this to bed soon as I'm annoyed with talking about fucking glasses 24/7 and worrying about them. They could be causing more harm than good.

In all fronts, my eye sight, my stress level, financially..

[warmachine-v1]

Summoning circle time

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Megumi fics for 🕯 FtM readers that aren't 🕯 From cis girls 🕯 🕯with a fetish🕯 🕯

#jjk #fushiguro megumi #You people know who you are #Gimme the content I need #NEOWWW #*screams* #It looks much better on my end #I'll fix it later stfu

[nodelinquent]

i finally finish a video and it gets blocked worldwide..... halsey how could you do this to me 

#im too tired to fix this rn lmao i'll just..... deal with it later lmao #stfu maddie

[smallesttits]

♧Caught in the act bitch♧

This is one of my stories from wattpad, felt like adding it on here. My wattpad is in my bio, ZONT STEAL MY SHIT IM BEGGING YOU LMAO ILL COME FOR YOU.

Warnings: penetration??? Um y/n being oblivious, vinnie giving you second hand embarrassment, y/n being a virgin, vinnie having a… yk♿️)

(Boarding school imagine again shawtys, in this imagine you and vinnie share a dorm which I'm pretty sure is illegal but stfu and read 😋)

After a long boring, stupid fucking day of school, I head back to my dorm which is in an entire different building across from the school. I leave out the front doors of the school, crossing the fountain and the garden, lightly skipping through the croud of students.

When I made it to the entrance of my dorm I sighed knowing this would be a long night. My dorm mate, vinnie, was the last person you'd want to room with. I've walked in on so many sneaky links this man has had, its normal to me now.

I crack open the door, surprised to just see vinnie laying down on his bed, scrolling through his phone. I tended when he looked up at me, and fixed my school skirt. He was the... player of our campus. I wouldn't call him much of a player but more of just an asshole who leads poor beautiful girls on.

I walked into the bathroom, otherwise ignoring him, and started to work on relaxation, by first doing my skin care.

After I finished, and pulled the loose ponytail i had in out, and shook my hair until I looked somewhat presentable. I left the bathroom and grabbed my shower bag and went back into the restroom, locking the door.

After getting out the shower, I quickly swallow my birth control and start brushing through my wet hair, and blow dry it so I wouldn't have to worry about it tomorrow. I pulled on my thong and a lacy bra, then a plain black tee, and reached for my pants. Then I reached for them again. I started to panic and turned around to find out there was no pants in my bag.

I groaned and packed everything up, getting ready to walk out with zero pants on in front of him.

Fuck my life.

I opened the door and vinnie looked up slightly, then did a double take, smirking.

"Hmmm, black lace. How'd you know that was my favorite?" He smiled, and I groaned. I jumped on my bed and lay there until I heard a grunt and shift from vinnie's bed. I pick my head up and see vinnie's still shifting, trying to get... comfortable?

When he finally stops, I realize he has a raging erection bulging at his Jean's in front of me.

I gasped, and clenched my thighs together for some reason. This was new. I- I'm a virgin so I don't understand why I did that, or why I'm suddenly attracted to the asshole by me.

It starts to get a little hot down there and I'm scared. Everyone should be sleep, I mean it's like almost 1 am, but vinnie and I just lay there on separate beds without a sound. I turned my lamp off finally, and pretended to be asleep so I could get the burning between my thighs to leave.

Seconds later I heard a belt unbuckle and a snap of what sounded like boxers being snatched down.

I choked slightly but covered it up with a snore successfully.

Grunts and moans poured out from him lips, but I couldn't turn to watch as that would blow my cover.

"O-oh fuck, good girl. Right there y/n right there, so goo-good..," he whispers out and I moan out quietly, feeling wetness dampened my thong.

His pumping and moaning halts, shit. He heard my moan.

Embarrassed, from what I could tell, he whispers my name to see if I'm awake.

"Y-y/n?"

"Yes vinnie?" I flip around, and flush red.

He sighs and a string of profanities fall out of his mouth with a side of sorrys.

After he continues to apologize and hate on himself, I jump up from my bed and go over to his bed. He pauses, and I straddle his chest instead of his waist, as I could still see and feel his hardened cock pressed against his lower abdomen.

Jesus christ he was huge.

"Soo... I'll take a guess and say... you like me?" I raise an eyebrow, not actually sure.

"No I dont like you I was just sitting here jerking myself off to another girl named y/n." He rolled his eyes and gripped the sides of my waist.

"You dont know how long I've liked you do you? All those girls you walked in on? Trying to get you out of my mind. Now it obviously didnt work seeing where we are now," he mutters the last part, and I sigh.

It takes me a second and when I finally realize what he just explained to me butterflies rip through my chest and I gasp.

"Vi-...Vinnie?" I mumble, ready to explain.

"I know you dont like me y/n and I understand. I'm considered a player and all that other shit but Jesus christ y/n it was all for you!" He moans out, slapping his hands over his face and taking a couple of deep breaths.

"Vinnie I like you." i huff out, and close my eyes.

"What?" He responds, like I just said I committed mass murder.

"I do like you vin. I dont know exactly how long I have... but I know I like you." I huff out, and push his head back down as he starts to sit up.

I shake my head at him when he starts to try and get up again, and he finally relaxes on the bed under me. I lay my head next to his.

"...can I kiss you y/n?" He asks suddenly, turning his face from looking at the ceiling to staring into my eyes.

I answer with a quick yes, and he sits all the way up, sliding me down to sit on his still naked crotch. His softened dick is felt on my clothed pussy, but I ignore it other wise.

He grabs my face and smashes his lips to mine, and my eyes flutter closed. His hands wonder back to my hair and he grips hand fulls, making me moan.

I reach my hands up to his forearms, holding them as he opened my mouth with his tongue. He pushed himself into each and every crevice in my mouth, kissing me deeper until he couldn't breathe. I pulled away to take a breath, staring at him while he did the same.

I felt his cock underneath me harden up again, and I was speechless.

I'd never felt anything this intense before! The tension I felt between us made me squirm, moving against his cock as he groaned.

"I- I'm sorry-" I pause, not knowing what to do.

"Y/n...I-I need some help, please-" he whimpers, griping my hips as his thumbs go under the sides of my thong.

I freeze, thinking.

Do I really want to give vinnie, the player and asshole dormmate I live with?

Hell yes.

"Vin- I'm not that experienced," I quickly whisper, wincing when he hums slightly.

"I'm sorry y/n, I don't want you to feel like I'm pushing you or-" I hush him with a quick kiss, which turns into us making out again. I run my hands down his chest as he grabs my neck, not letting me get away from him.

I grind myself against him again, his boner throbbing under me. I wait for him to start giving directions, not knowing what to do, but he just looks at me with adoring eyes.

"Baby you dont have to do this right now, we can take it slow..." he whispers, stroking the side of my face softly.

He called me baby. Butterflies erupt through me and I flush slightly.

I other wise ignored him completely and stripped myself of my shirt and bra, jumping back ontop of Him as my tits bounce. He marvels over them, looking up at me after a second for consent. I nod and he drags his tongue up and down, side to side around my nipple. I moan out at the feeling of his warm mouth around a sensitive part of me. finally sucks it fully into his mouth, and I gasp when his teeth graze it.

His other hand comes up and toy with my other nipple as he continues working on my left one. I could feel wetness begin to leak from my pussy, and I grind against him again, not stopping. It felt too good.

"B-baby don't do that unless you want me t-to fucking cum on your panties," he whines and pulls at my thong. When I dont budge or stop, he rips my thong off. I wince, it hurt a little, but mostly because that shit was expensive.

I frown at vinnie who pecks me on the lips and promises to buy me new ones.

He peels them off, and I notice how they'd been stuck to my core from the... wetness down there.

As I blushed and avoided eye contact with the man I was sitting ontop of, fully naked, I gasped when he stood up with me still in his arms. He flipped us over, now hovering up over me. I squirmed and flushed again, embarrassed by the state I was in. Wet, horny, and most definitely ready for something.

He grabbed my thighs to stop my squirming again, and growled, disappearing between my thighs. I cried out when I felt a hot wet throbbing tongue down there lick up wetness.

He groaned and next thing I knew, his nose was rubbing my clit as his tongue prodded my entrance. My stomach tightened significantly, and I moaned loudly releasing fluids from my area.

Vinnie started to lick up again, but I pushed away from him, sensitive.

"Baby if I'm too rough or it hurts at all, tell me. Say stop please, I dont want to hurt you." He murmurs softly, then smirks and slaps my clit as I rut forward.

Still the same jerk.

Just my jerk now.

His cock, a pinkish red now, and beads of white coating the tip was throbbing as he started to stroke it.

I moaned out at the sight, cursing myself for not looking over earlier.

"You ready baby? You sure you wanna do this..." he looks a bit worried, leaning over me again, his cock close to my entrance now.

I nod, and he starts to push my lips apart but pauses.

"Do I need a condom baby? I swear I’ve recently been tested- but do you want me to go grab one just incase?" He chuckles slightly, and caresses the side of my face softly.

"Mhm, I'm on birth control, and you're fine vin..." i mumble, and get ready to be spread apart.(again)

He nods softly, giving me a heads up, and pushes my lips apart again. I clench, nerves taking over.

He slips in, and I coil up, hitting his chest as the pain rips through me. It felt so uncomfortable, reminding me of my first time. A singular tear drops from my eye and vinnie stops, but doesn't pull out. Hes only put the tip in.

"Its ok baby, I'll make you feel better I promise. You can do this. Do you want me to stop?" He grunts, as I clench around his tip again.

After a few minutes I calm my breathing and the pain slowly fades.

He starts to push in more, and it feels.. better now. The pain is still there, but this new feeling of desperation creeps up my spine. I whine, now wanting more of him.

Hes just over half way in, and I feel so full. How does he walk around with this long big ass dick in his pants?

I clench again, and he moans in my ear, sending butterflies throughout me. He starts to pull out, and I pull at his hair, trying to keep him inside of me.

Then he pushes himself deeply inside of me, making me huff out, not being able to take all the pleasure at once. It was overwhelming.

He pushes himself in and out of me, and my head falls back against his sheets, moaning until I almost choked on my own moans.

His face that had been lodged between my neck, now popped up and looked me in the eyes as he continued thrusting roughly into me.

"Y-yeah baby, m-mhm... let me here those pretty little moans of yours," he moans out, kissing the tip of my nose, them enclosing our mouths together sweetly. I swallowed all of his grunts and moans, him doing the same for me, but my moans turned to panting when he finally pulled back, letting me breathe.

"Y-yes, yes, yes, yes... right th-vin right there-" i choke out as he hits that perfect spot inside of me, and continues to knock it with every thrust. My stomach tightens almost immediately, as my toes curl and my legs squeeze around his waist. He stops thrusting and I cry out, closing my eyes as my release is ripped away from me.

He gathers my legs and pulls them up to his shoulders, and I thank god that I'm flexible enough for that. He leans back down slightly, picking his pace up again, and knocking the same spot non stop.

"V-vin, I'm cumming, oh vinnie I'm cumming," I clench tightly around him as I let loose, releasing around him.

"good.. g-good girl..” Vinnie chuckles and groans at the same time, cumming all over my tits, and I realize I didn’t cum.. normally this time. What is that?

"Squirter I see?" He laughs and swoops me up before I could answer. I feel his cum start to drip from my tits to my stomach, and he hurries to get to the bathroom.

He sits me on the toilet and I send him a questionable stare, and he laughs and tells me to just pee. As I pee, I start getting embarrassed, and he kisses me lightly all over my face. He wipes me all over, and starts the shower. I get up to get in when he tells me to, but my legs wobble and I almost fall.

"Hey hey, I'm sorry baby, maybe I shouldn’t have been so rough on our first night," he sighs and chuckles. Catching me in his arms, he hikes me up around his waist, carrying me into the shower.

He washes me, still in his arms somehow. I knew if he let go of me I'd fall or slip to the floor. Glad he didnt.

He sits me on the counter, and brushes my hair out for me, and I braid it while he dries the rest of me off, slipping some of my clothes on me.

When he finishes, I blush and look down, thinking about what the fuck actually happened tonight. He lifts my chin up and I stare at him, with sleepy eyes.

"This feels so unreal... you don’t nt know how long I've waited for you," he mumbles quietly, and I peck him on the lips and his eyelids.

"Stay here, and I'll get everything cleaned up, ok baby?" He let's go of me, as I stay sitting on the counter. I nod, and watch him turn around, butt naked.

Before he can get far, I slap his ass, and he pauses and slowly turns around.

"Y/n,"

Shit.

🕴- this is a post from my wattpad for all of my babies on here love y’all 😜

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I 👤didn't 🐈 fuck 🤬 my 👽 cat. I 🌸 didn't 👁 cum 💦 on 😳 my 💋cat. 😻 I 🧒 didn't 💋 put 👸 my 🌈 dick 🍆 anywhere 🧚‍♀️ near 🍺 my cat. 😽 I've ❌ never 😡 done 👉👌 anything 🏀 weird 🧘‍♂️ to 🎨 my 🏅cat. 😸

🌽come🌽today🌽and🌽get🌽some🌽Ć̷̭͚̟̱́ö̷̺̻̙͔́̄͑̚͜r̵̢̢̲̖͍̊̏̎̄n̵̡̧̹̥͖͘🌽or🌽we🌽will🌽sacrifice🌽your🌽n̴̡̪̈́̆͝͝ę̵̠̝̣̒́w̷̧͔̓͝ḅ̴̳̍̀͑o̷̯͈͔̽ŕ̷̡͇̦̯́n̷̝̦

my✨vâğîñå💕is🦋named🗿řōńàłð💋and🐬theres😹nothing😼you👋🏽can👁️do👂about🧚‍♀️it

bəąňß✨bəąňß🌞bəąňß⭕️bəąňß👣bəąňß😳bəąňß💕bəąňß❌bəąňß⛽️bəąňß☁bəąňß🥌bəąňß🖲

Ever 😆see 😱 me 👊 fighting 👍🏾in 💖a 🍯Forest🌲with✌🏾a 😠 grizzly🐻Bear? 👄HELP 💔THE😔BEAR💯

ӨЦΛΛΛΛ 🗿 Λ Λ Λ Λ Λ 🗿 ӨЦΛΛΛΛ 🗿 Λ Λ Λ Λ Λ 🗿 ӨЦΛΛΛΛ 🗿 Λ Λ Λ Λ Λ 🗿

oh 😮 geez 🙊 what 😟 a 🧚‍♀️steep 📉 hill 🏞 i👀 sure 🤖 hope 🙏🏼 i 🌱 dont 🚫 drop 💨 my 🤭 beans 🥫 woah 🤯 aragahha 😖 my ☠️ beannns 😫

I 😌 was 🤡 a 🤨 girl 👩 in✨a 🏠 village😑doin🤓alright 😳 then 😵 i 👹 became 👀 a 🧚‍♀️ princess 👑 overnight 😴

the 👄 name 🙈 game 👩 JUDY👾 judy🌶 judy💞bo 🎶 budy 🎵 boanna 💅 fanna💋fo🎂fudy🌈fe🌂

👽⟟⏁⋉⟒👽⟒⋔⍜⊑👽⍀⏃⏁⏃⌿⏃⍀⏃⟒👽⎅⍜⍀⟟⋔⟒👽⏃⋔⎍⋔⎍👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽⍀⏃⏁⟒⎅⏃⟒👽⌰⏃⏁⟒⟒⎅⏃⟒👽⋔⍜⟒👽⎅⍜⍀⟟⋔⟒👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽⍜⌰⋔⟒⋏⏃👽⎅⟒⌿⏃⎅⏃⍀⟟👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽 ⎅⟟⋔⟒⎅⏃⟒👽

säçrįfïćë👹säćrîfįčé👹sáćrįfîčé👹sàčrìfîçë👹 sâćrìfïčê👹sâçrīfïçë👹sâćrìfįčê👹säçrîfįćę👹

yæw 💕 yãêw ✨ yàáw 😻 yaw 👁 yãēw 🗿 yåėw 😬 yąęw 💅 yæ 🚿

this😚is😿the👄best🤪burrito🌯i’ve🤩ever♦️eaten💞yum🔓yum🗿yum😢

I 😳 don’t 💕 see😌 how 👁 you 👽 can🤦‍♂️hate 😜 from🧚‍♀️my ✨ side👄 of 🖤 the😈 club😹 you 🗣 cant👅 even 💅 get 🕴🏽in 💞 💁‍♀️

ÿoú tákë thę mœn🌚ÿøū👁takê thė šüń🌝yōu täkè 𝖾⋁𝖾𝖗𐒦tꜧĺ𝛈𝚐✨thät sèе𝙢Ꚃ lïkè 𝗳𝑢በ😹ÝƯ ştΐṛ〰️ï𝙩 𝐚ʟʟ ƯᎮ án ｗꜧ𝚎ņ🕑ÝỨṛ𝚎 ᵭņ𝚎 ṛᥲԂԂᥲ😝ṛṛᥲԂԂa

Hi, 🤚 you're on a rock 🗿 floating in space. 🌖 pretty cool, 😎👍 huh? 😕�� some of it's water. 🤽‍♂️ fuck it. 🚮 actually, most of it's water 💦 ⛲ i 😀 can't even 🌒 get 🉐 from here 📍 to there without buying 🛍 a boat. ⛴⚓ it's sad. 🙍 i'm sad. 🙁😭 I miss you.

its 😔 gluten 💡 free 😰 ion 🤬 care 🤖 if its 👎 free 🎁 swear 👁 on ur 👱‍♀️fucking 𝙔𝙀𝙀𝙕𝙔𝙎 ⛸⛸ if you 👤 wanna fight 🤬 we🙎 gon 👄fight 👎🏽you 🦁 tryna 😠 be 🐝 on worldstar ⭐️ what ⁉️ you ✊ gonna 📹 record 🤳 it 🙊 yea 😼 i got🚶‍♂️ my 🙇 dollar 💵 store 🏬 camera 📸 *on* ✅ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙎 👀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 👁𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉 😼 𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙐𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙉𝙉 ✨✨the 😼 fuck 🤬 do 👏 you 👿 want ⁉️im ⭐️ the 🚶‍♂️ motherfuckin💎M̸̦͔̜̖̳̼͚̱͚̮͍̱̘̰̲͂̃̚A̴̧̢̮̫̼̟̳̭̩̪̟̾̋́̌̀̔͐͒̔̾͗̚͜͝͝N̴̫̭͇̹̍́̾̿͒̈́́̄̏A̵͚͓̥̿̍͊͛̎̂̀̀͠͠Ǵ̴̖̭̭̺̣̭̺̈́̅̏́̓͜ͅÈ̷́͠R̶̖͈͈͐͜❗️❗️at the 💢 bread 🍞 store ❓𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 tell 🤖 him 🗣 to take 👌 the 😾 motherfuckin 🤡 gluten 😷 𝙤𝙪𝙩 🙅‍♀️ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 🥖 imma 🧚 need 🤚 you 👶 to shut 🔇 that 💪 bullshit 👄 up 👆 chief 💂‍♀️ we 👬 cant 🙅 take 👌 shit out 👾 the 😷 bread 🍞 why❓ put 👿 it in 🤲 in 👁 the 👅 first 1️⃣ place🚪 i 🧑‍🎨 know 🧠 yall 💢 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣 🚬 that 👉 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠 💅

A🌑 duck walked🚤👳🏽 up↪️ to📵 a🍉 lemonade stand And💘 he📮 said🏰👸🏼 to📰 the man,👏🏻 running🐖 the👋🏿💿💕 stand "Hey! (Bum🚵🏼 bum🎓 bum)💦 Got😁 any🕗🆖 grapes?" The👦🏻✔️👲🏼 man⏫ said "No😪 we📂 just🚥 sell🐣 lemonade. But👨‍👨‍👦‍👦📀 it's cold And👧🏾🔣 it's👌 fresh And🔳🌕🚿👆🏾 it's all home-made.🙆🏽🛀 Can🍍 I get🚥📅 you Glass?" The duck said, "I'll👣 pass". Then👃🏻 he waddled👵🏻 away. (Waddle🌂 waddle) 'Til😢👒 the💂🏻😐🙅🏿 very📍 next♊️ day. (Bum bum bum👳🏾😇 bum👮🏿🌜 ba-bada-dum)🕐👮🏽

Shawty’s💖✨like🌟😌a⌛️👑✨melody💞🎀🌟 🪐That💫 I 🌏can't 🌍keep 🌵out 🌟Got 🌟me ✨singin' ⚡️like⚡️ 🔥Na na na na 🔥everyday🌪 It's🌈 like ☀️my 💫iPod ❄️stuck 🏚on 🤠replay, 🤤replay-ay-ay-ay🦁 Shawty's🤤 like 🤖a 🤑melody 😻in 😽my 🤲head🧠 That 🤚I 💢can't 💋keep 💄out👀 Got 🤙me 🙏singin' 🙏like👅 Na na na na 💄everyday💋 ⌚It's 💎like 💪my 📱iPod 👋stuck 👋on 🖖replay, 🤚Deluga 🤘Heights (replay) 🤟Hey ✊🏾over 👏and 🤝over 👐o_O ||if 👁I'm 🆓tipsy🔰 or ♻️sober💯 I 💖got ❤️lil' 💔momma💗 on 💝rewind❣️like the ❤️deck 👥in 😻my 😺Rover 👾On 💀my 🤑mind, 🗿shawty☁ fine, 😯meditate 🤒her 👩 like 🧘‍♀️ 🤒So 🤕down 🤐on 😵the 🙄line 😤make 👉me 👈want 👍🏾a 😈cold 👹soda👺 👻Hey 👽baby 🤡be 🤤my 😈radio 📻 😶Hear👂you ✨ everywhere 😏I 😉go 🙂Music 👩‍❤️‍👨in 😇my 😚head🤪 🤨Know 😋your 🤪melody 🤩in 😔every 😭note😏 Girl 😍you 😍incredible😚 🤪Make 🤩yourself 🗿available😏Na na na na🤪 😘That 🎶tune 😚so 😊exceptional☺️ 😍Smexy 😍like 💗a 😚piano 👸give 💥you ♉️my 👩🏿‍✋ hands 👀if ✊🏾you're 😈ready💀 ✨We 😜can 😀make 🙃plans😚 get🗿 body 😋stand😍 if ✊🏾you let ☄️me😩 Girl I'm a…😳

Shawty 👄 had 👉 them 💯 apple 🍎 bottom 🔽 jeans 👖 boots 👢 with *️⃣ the 🔟 fur 🐈 (with *️⃣ the 🔟 fur 🐈) got 🐲 the 🔟 whole 🙄 club 💒 looking 👀 at ☮️ her 👠 she 💃 hit 👊 the 🔟 floor 🔽 (she 💃 hit 👊 the 🔟 floor 🔽) next 👉 thing ♈️ you 👤 shawty 👄 got 👣 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽low 🔽 them 🦮 baggy 👜 sweatpants 🩳 and ➕ the 👁‍🗨 Reeboks 👟 with ➕ the 🎶 straps ↩️ (with ➕ the 🎶 straps ↩️) she 💃 turned 😛around ↩️ and 👊 gave ✌️ that 👁 big 🥵booty 🍑 a 🌶 smack ✨ she 💃 hit 👊 the 🔟 floor 🔽 (she 💃 hit 👊 the 🔟 floor 🔽) next 👉 thing ♈️ you 👤 shawty 👄 got 👣 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽 low 🔽low 🔽

Today 📅 my 12 😣🕛 year 📅 old 👴 son 👦 and I 👥 walked 🚶 into harvard 👩‍🎓 to sign 🚧 him 👴 up ☝ for college 🚌📚. The dean rudly asked ❓ what a 12 😣🕛 year 🗓 old 👴 was doing signing 🖊 up ⬆ for such a prestigious 🎖🏆 institute like 👍 harvard 👩‍🎓. My son 🙎‍♂️ took 👫 of to reveal 💡 his 🤦 Rick 👨🏻‍🔬 and Morty 😡😵 shirt 👕 and proclaimed "Well 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏿 you 👆 see 👁 sir 🤔 I 👁 watch 👁 Rick 🥒 and Morty 😡😵". A look 👀 of confusion ❓🤔 came 💦 over 😳🙊💦 the deans face 😀 and I 👁 have never 🚫 been so proud 😤. The dean quickly ⚡ made 👉 sure 💯 to appologize to my son 👦 but 👆🍑👀 it was too late 💤, the police 👮‍♂️ rushed 🏃‍♂️ in and dragged him 👨🏾 out. My son 👦 passed 📆 all 🙌 his 🤦 classes 📒 with 4.0s and graduated 🔝 top 🔝 of his 🤦 class 📒 in the first 🥇 day 📅 of college 🏘👱📚.

Number🔢 1️⃣5️⃣: 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 foot👣 lettuce🥗. The last🥉 thing you'd👉 want in👇 your👉 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 🅱️urger🍔 is someone's👤 foot👣 fu🆖us🤢🤮. 🅱️ut🍑 as🍑 it turns↩️ out, that might 🅱️e what you👉 get. A 4️⃣channer🍀👤 uploaded a 🅿️hoto📷📸 🅰️nonymously👤❓ to the site showcasing his🚹 feet👣 in👇 a 🅿️lastic bin🚮 of lettuce🥗🤮. With the statement🗣: "This👇 is the lettuce🥗 you👉 eat 🅰️t 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴."😱😱 🅰️dmittedly, he🚹 had shoes👣👟 on. But🍑 that's even🤭 worse😱😷. The 🅿️ost went live at 1️⃣1️⃣:3️⃣8️⃣ PM on July🎆🎇 1️⃣6️⃣, and a mere 2️⃣0️⃣ minutes🕤 later, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 in👇 question❓ was 🅰️lerted👂 to the rogue👤 employee👤. At least, I👁 hope he's🚹 rogue. How😨 did it🤔 happen🧐🧐? Well, the 🅱️K🍔🤴 employee👤 hadn't🚫 removed❌ the Exif data🤓 from the uploaded photo📷📸, which suggested👀 the culprit👤 was somewhere in👇 Mayfield Heights, Ohio🇺🇸. This was 🅰️t 1️⃣1️⃣:4️⃣7️⃣. 3️⃣ minutes later🕘 at 1️⃣1️⃣:5️⃣0️⃣, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 branch🌳 address📭🏠 was 🅿️osted with wishes🙏 of happy😄😁 unemployment😨😰. 5️⃣ minutes later🕚, the news stati🔛 was contacted🗣📞 🅱️y 🅰️nother 4️⃣channer👤🍀. And 3️⃣ minutes🕒 later, at 1️⃣1️⃣:5️⃣8️⃣, a link was 🅿️osted: 🅱️K's🍔🤴 "Tell us 🆎out us" online🌐 forum. The foot👣 🅿️hoto📷📸, otherwise known as🍑 exhibit 🅰️, was 🅰️ttached. Cleveland🇺🇸 Scene Maga🇺🇸zine contacted🗣☎️ the 🅱️K🍔🤴 in👇 question🤔❓ the next⏩ day🌞. When questioned🤔❓🧐, the breakfast🌞🍽 shift manager🧔 said "Oh, I👁 know😱 who🤔 that is. He's🚹 getti🆖 fired💥🔫🔥." Mystery🧐 solved👍, 🅱️y 4️⃣chan🍀👥. Now we👥 can🛢 all go 🔙 to2️⃣ eati🆖🍽 our fast🏃‍♂️💨 food🍔🍟🥤 in👇 🅿️eace☮️😀😃😁👍.

im 😂 not gonna 😻 show 👈📺 you 🤙 🤖 the 🍁🌷 facts 📚 📚 and 👏👏 💰 the 👑⚕ 🏽 evidence 📰 🔨📃 beacuse im 😂 😂😂 29 fucking ♀😡 🎮 years 📅📅 old 🍆 and 💻 🌬 in 👄📥 not ⚠🤚 gonna ♂ sit down ⬇👇 and ➕👏 💰 make 💰 🖕 a video ♀📹 📹📸 with 👏👈 👩😫 screenshots exposing 👐 👐 my bullies 😎🖕 🖕😎 these 🈴 💁🚟 are 🏾 👏🏼 bullies these 🤤 are 🏿 highschool fucking 🙏 bullies and 🍀 👏📡 they 👥 👈 wanna 🙇❤ come at 😍👸 👅 me ❓ 📩✌ and 👏🍞 🅱🏼 say 😅🚃 ✋ your ⬅ 👏👏 29 years 📅 old how 👏⚖ your 🍆🏻 👉 acting fuck 😤👦 🍆 you 👆 your 🍆 🙄 in 👏 〽 your 😩 fucking 👉🍆 30s almost 😲 👀😲 all 💯 of 💦📆 😤 you 😤 😘👆 attacking ♂ ♂ me 🏿😭 👈 and 👏😵 😭 im 👌 👌 not ♂🚫 saying 🗣😡 a fucking 👉 work 🏢 🔨 to 🙅 💦 anybody and 👏 👏🙏 your 💯👉 going to 💦 👆💰 say 🤐 🏿 im 👀 😂🏻 panting myself 🔪 👩🐱 as the 🔝👏 🕘⚕ victim and 👏💦 im 👌😂 trying 😔 to ask 🤗😩 😥🙋 for 💰👨 attention i 😂👀 have 👏🏋 😤💰 not 🚫🙅 said 💖 😑 a 👌😂 fucking 😛💞 👈 word 🔚🔚 ✊ publicly until 💦 🅱 another 👯👣 video 🎥 📹 was ☠ 💯👏 made 💰😶 👆 about me 😩👤 the 👏 🅱👏 week 📅 ❗😱 i was 👏👏 👏 putting 💯💯 out 💰▶ 🏼🏍 my 👨 fucking EP you 👉💬 😭👧 wanna ❤ 😻🏿 ghost 👻👻 👻👻 the 🕸 internet 🌐💻 for 😎🍆 five 🕔 fucking ➡ months 🏽 and ✝ im 😂 promoting ↗ my 😩 😘 project ↗ like 😏❤ 😄 crazy and 😇👏 ➕👏 your 👏 ☝ gonna 👏🅱 🔥 put 😏 my 👨 name 📛 in your fucking 🎮😫 🖕🍑 thumbnail bringing up ❤✋ a 🅰💰 🏠 fucking 🚟 ➡ dramatic lie 💬❎ ❎😱 a hate 💯💯 campaign that 🦃 🔪 you fucking started 😁 🙄 5 👪 🛐 months ✌📆 🙄🏽 you 🏻👏 dont 😡🙅 👀 post 🏾📌 🗒🙄 but 🤤 💏🍑 im 👌🅱 posting a 💰☝ 💰 project ⬆⬅ ⬅⬆ and 👏👏 you 🤖🅱 have 💪👏 👏 to say 🗣🗣

You 👆 useless 👩🏻 piece 🗿 of shit 💩. You 👆 absolute 💯 waste 😵 of space ⭐⚫ and air 🌬. You 👆 uneducated, ignorant 👌, idiotic 😜 dumb 🤪 swine 🐽😂, you’re an absolute 💯 embarrassment 😣 to humanity 🕴 and all 🤠 life 💓 as a whole 🕳. The magnitude 🔍 of your 👉 failure 👎🏽 just now is so indescribably massive 🐘 that one ☝🏻 hundred 💯 years 📅 into the future 👨🏼 your 👉🏿 name 🏷 will be used ♦ as moniker of evil 😈 for heretics. Even 🌃 if all 💪 of humanity 🕴 put 👏 together 👮‍♂️🐕 their collective intelligence 🧐 there is no 🚫 conceivable way ↕ they could have thought 🤔 up ☝ a way ↕ to fuck 🤬 up ⬆ on the unimaginable scale ⚖ you 👉🏻 just did

How 🤷🏻 ba-a-a-ad 🤡👺👹 can 🛢 I 👉👁👄👁 be? 🐝🐝I'm 💁🏻‍♂️just🤷🏻doin'🙆🏻‍♂️what comes ☀️🌈✨𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎✨🌈☀️How💁🏻‍♂️ba-a-a-ad🤡👺👹can🛢I 👉🤡be? 🐝🐝 I'm💁🏻‍♂️just 🤷🏻following👉➡️➡️my ➡️➡️🎀 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓎 🎀 How🤷🏻ba-a-a-ad🤡👺👹can🛢I👉🏿be? 🐝🐝 I'm💁🏻‍♂️just🤷🏻doin'🙆🏻‍♂️what comes ☀️🌈✨ 𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 ✨🌈☀️ How🤷🏻ba-a-a-ad 🤡👺👹 can🛢I👉👹be? 🐝🐝How 🤷🏻💁🏻‍♂️bad🥵👺💁🏻‍♂️can🛢💁🏻‍♂️I 💁🏻‍♂️possibly🙋🏻‍♂️be?💁🏻‍♂️🐝🐝Well, 🤷🏻 there's a principal 💡⏳of nature 🙈🙉🙊(principal of nature) 🗣👥🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻That almost👌every 🐶🐱🐭🐮 creature🐹🐰🐯🐸 knows💡💡Called survival🏋🏻🤸🏻‍♀️of the fittest💪🏻💪🏾 (survival of the fittest) 🗣👥🙋🏻‍♂️ 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻And check✅it ➡️this is how it goes🚶🏻🚶🏻‍♀️The animal🙈🙉🙊that eats🍌gotta🤼 scratch🏋️and 👄bite 🦁and💪punch🤼And the🐷🐨animal🐥🦇 that doesn't, well the 🐼🦁animal🦉🐙that doesn't, winds🔁 up🆙⬆️Someone else's 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏽‍♂️💁🏿‍♂️🙋🏻🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾‍♀️lu-🍔lu-🥙lu-🌮lu-🥪lunch!🍱(Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch👁👅👁) 🗣👥🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻I'm just saying'...💁🏻‍♂️

𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼🌙a 🙄𝘣𝘶𝘻𝘻🐝𝘣𝘶𝘻𝘻🤣 ｂｕｚｚ✨ïṅ 😨m̸e̸a̸d̸o̸w̸🤷🏻‍♀️t⃨h⃨e⃨r⃨e⃨s⃨👾ᗩ😈ꌃꀎꁴꁴ💩 🐝乃ㄩ乙乙😂【b】【u】【z】【z】💕 b̆̈ŭ̈z̆̈z̆̈🌹the 😅 ፕዪቿ̂🌳Շɦεɼεร😣a 🤯b̶u̶z̶z̶👽 b̠u̠z̠z̠🤖 ḃu̇żż👻ᏰᏬፚፚ 💀in 👃the😷 ᶠˡᵒʷᵉʳˢ🌺ꅐꏂꋪꏂ😹so 🤟乃ㄩ丂ㄚ🗣 b̑̈ȇ̈ȋ̈n̑̈g̑̈👓᥇ꪊɀɀꪊꪗ🥽b͛e͛e͛z͛ 👁ẇєяє👄ɓմςςψ 🗿ℬUℤℤℐℕᎶ🌿with🐚♭ṳℨℨ♭ḙḙ✺🥓bͦͯuͦͯzͦͯzͦͯbͦͯeͦͯeͦͯ🌍is 🌟b˟˚u˟˚s˟˚y˟˚🎰with 🧠m͙e͙🐽Ᏺᾀᑬᑬẙ😀 as 😉a સଇกกϓ Ъ૯૯🍯 can 🙇‍♂️be🧚🏻 w̤̮e̤̮r̤̮e̤̮🦷βUSΨ😴b̾u̾z̾z̾i̾n̾g̾🤐with 🤡b⃠u⃠z⃠z⃠b⃠e⃠e⃠👺 t̺͆h̺͆e̺͆🎃ṧ✺ℵ🌞!✘a͎l͎w͎a͎y͎s͎🦄s͜͡h͜͡i͜͡n͜͡i͜͡n͜͡g͜͡👨‍🦳🄸🅃🅂🧒great😖t̶o̶😪b͟e͟👐🏻ḁͦl̥ͦi̥ͦv̥ͦe̥ͦ🔪 ሠዘቿክ💄you’re ♭ʊʐʐ😻βUZZ😮ℬʉᏃᏃ🐣乃∪乙乙🥶Ъμｚｚ😸b˟˚u˟˚z˟˚z˟˚i˟˚n˟˚g˟˚🤬ᏜᎥʈ⋆🤧ЪμｚｚЪ૯૯🤔i͓̽n͓̽🚀Ꮖℋℰ👱🏻‍♀️ʰⁱᵛᵉ🍟

I 👁 don't 🚫👎 know 💭 what 😂 I 💰💰 was 👏👏 thinking 🤔 Leaving 🚪🍃 my 👨🌭 child 👾 behind 👟☢ Now 🎅🙅 I suffer 😱😤 the 👏🔝 curse ⛓ Knowing 💭🤔 now 😭🤗 I 🤠 am blind With all 👩😩 this anger, 😡 guilt and sadness Coming 🏻🏃 to 😷 haunt me 👸 forever 🕜 I can't 🔫 wait for the cliff 💦 at 🗽 the end of 💦 the 🦉👑 river Is 😤 this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone 👥👤 to 💦 avenge me Stuck in 〽👏 my 🏻 own 😎🏻 paradox I 👀👨 wanna ♀ set ➿ myself free Maybe I 😏 should 👑 chase and 👏 find 🔦 Before they'll 👧 try 😐 to 💦 stop ⛔ it 💯 It won't be 🍆💚 long before 🐝🔙 I'll 😩 become 🏽 a 🆒 puppet It's been 🥜 so long 🔨 Since I last have seen 👁 my ♂ son 👦 Lost to 💰 this monster 👹 To 🍅 the 🍁 man ♂ behind the slaughter Since you've been 📹 gone 😠😡 I've been 🚟👦 singing this 🏿 stupid song 🎵🎤 So I 👨 could 👌✊ ponder The 😫 sanity of 💦🔴 your mother I 👟👏 wish 😢😢 I 💯😎 lived in 👉 the 👏😈 present With the 😫👏 gift 🍆 of 🚋🤔 my 💋🤔 past mistakes But the 🌜 future 💞 keeps luring in ❤🍆 like 👏💖 a pack of snakes Your 🙄👉 sweet 🍬 little 🐭 eyes 👀👀 Your 👨👉 little 🏽 smile, ⭐😁 is 💦 all I 🏻 remember Those fuzzy memories mess with 👌 my temper Justification is killing me But killing 🔪 isn't justified What happened 🤔🤔 to 💯♀ my 💝 son, ♂👦 I'm terrified 😲😲 It 😳 lingers in 👇 my 💩💪 mind And 🌰👏 the 🏻 thought 🤔🤔 keeps on getting 💦 bigger I'm 😻 sorry my 👬 sweet 🍬 baby 👦👶 I 👀♂ wish I've 🏾😭 been there 💦✔ It's 😠🍝 been ✊😎 so 😮 long 🕑📏 Since 💦💦 I 🤔🙋 last 🕞❗ have 😑 seen 👀👁 my 😤 son 🏻👦 Lost 🍆 to 💦 this monster 👹👹 To 😉 the 👏👏 man 💂 behind ↩ the 😂🚗 slaughter Since 💦💦 you've been 🤤😎 gone 😭 I've 😠 been 👑 singing 👩 this 💋 stupid song 🎵🎵 So I could 🚫 ponder The sanity of your mother

What the 🅾🔪 fuck 👌🍑 did 🌼 you 👏👉 just 👏 fucking 🏻⚔ say 🗣🎙 about ✨💦 me, you 👧💦 little 🍑😫 bitch? 🐩☘ I'll 💵🤢 have you know 👏 I 💬♀ graduated 💯 top 👚🔼 of my 🖥👌 class 🥇😛 in 🏢 the 👏 Navy Seals, and I've been 🥜💫 involved in ⏳ numerous secret raids 👈👤 on Al-Quaeda, 🍒🅾 and 💰🌈 I 💰👁 have 🎁 over 😈♂ 300 confirmed kills. ☠ I am trained 🏻🏻 in gorilla warfare 💣 and I'm 🚫 the 😱 top 🔝🔼 sniper in the 👩 entire 😂🏼 US armed forces. 🍆 You are 🏃 nothing to 🅱🗝 me but just 👏 another 🔁 target. I 👁👣 will 🅱💰 wipe 🤤 you 😤😑 the 👏 fuck 🏻 out 🍻 with 👏😏 precision the 🌫😫 likes of which 👏 has 👏 never 😤 been 📷👏 seen 👁 before ⬅💰 on 🤤 this 👈 Earth, 🌎🌎 mark ✌ my 👯🕶 fucking ➡👉 words. You ❌❤ think 😠🤔 you 👈 can 💦 get away with 👩👏 saying 💬🗣 that shit 👌👻 to ✌🅱 me over the Internet? 🌐 Think again, fucker. ➡ As 🍑🍑 we 🏼🤝 speak I 👀👈 am contacting 📞👈 my 😽 secret 😱😱 network of spies across 👉 the 📉 USA 💖 and 🥁 your 👉👉 IP is 👉💦 being traced 📈 right ❤ now 👋 so 😴 you better 🤔😚 prepare 👉 for the 👏🎆 storm, maggot. The storm 🌀 that 🍆👏 wipes out the 👌🔥 pathetic 😂👋 little 👩 thing you call 📱 your life. You're 👈 fucking 💯 dead, 🔥😂 kid. 😎👶 I 👁👁 can 💦 be anywhere, anytime, 👉💵 and ♂😫 I 👏 can 🔫🔫 kill 👻🔫 you 😏😏 in ⬅👏 over 😳😈 seven hundred ways, and that's 👆 just with 😉😗 my 👍🆕 bare hands. 👏 Not 👏♀ only 😤 am 👦💦 I 😶 extensively trained 👨🏻 in 💊👇 unarmed combat, 🗡 but I 👩😍 have 😑 access 🔖 to the 👏 entire 👏🙋 arsenal of 👨 the 👍👏 United States 👌 Marine Corps and 📡👏 I will 💦 use it to its full 🈵🌕 extent to wipe your 🏻👏 miserable ass 🍑🍆 off 😡👏 the 👏 face of 💦❤ the continent, 👤 you 👨👈 little 👌 shit. 🎃💖 If 🤥 only you could have known 💫 what 😧 unholy 🙏 retribution your 👏 little 🏼 "clever" comment was about 🎩⭐ to ⚠ bring ➡⬅ down ⬇ upon you, maybe 😿 you ♀ would have 👏 held ✊ your 👈👈 fucking 💯 tongue. 👅 But 🏼 you couldn't, you didn't, 😘 and 💯 now 🎅🔫 you're paying the price, you 🙄🖕 goddamn idiot. I 👁🅱 will 😘 shit 👌 fury 😡😡 all over you 🤓👉 and 💰 you will 👏 drown in it. You're 😊🤖 fucking dead, kiddo. 🔥💲

Submitted September 18, 2020 at 11:56AM by Putins-Uncle via reddit https://ift.tt/2RESOdY

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